i swear if i ever need to do CPR i’m gonna think about this and start laughing and i’ll have to awkwardly explain why i’m laughing while some dudes dying of a heart attack
That's because the drums in this song are just two bars of the drum track from Night Fever that was looped to play over and over again because their drummer was unavailable for recording. That's also the reason why the rhythm is unchanging from start to the end.
@@jochi8874 lmao I watched that video. It was so frustrating to watch. Tl;Dr version of the video: when someone's talking to you/ near you, but you're not really paying attention.
This was actually posted a while ago, I watched it over a month ago. I don't know why it says it was uploaded today, or why all the comments from back then except mine are gone, but it definitely was up a month or more ago.
I love the hesitant way they start verses, like the first one always goes just a little bit too early and they’re all in disarray deciding individually whether or not to go with it for a few seconds.
Man, who ever made these captions, you are GOLD 1:48 *pain in Australian* 1:51 *more pain* 3:25 *more Australian pain* 3:28 *It's pretty gruesome if you ask me* 3:41 *tumbling down a rocky gulch in Australian* 3:49 *continues tumbling down a rocky gulch in Australian* 4:06 *this rocky gulch is real long* 4:15 *noticing he has rocks lodged in his back in Australian* 4:21 *starts pulling out the rocks in Australian* 4:30 *starts going into shock from blood loss in Australian* 4:40 *screams as soul ascends into heaven in Australian* 3:56 yes, yes I am, thank you
S geebeej Se ‘alivtayin you can take, uh, hell... by the walk, I’m a one star warrior A human’s man, time to talk Music, love, then dead men walk Kicked around when I was born It’s alright, that’s okay- You may look, other weather, uh... We can try to understand, do your time and your mantle bat Whether you’re a buddy standing with your brother or weigh in alive, weigh in alive Steal a city prick and everybody’s breakin’- and a weigh in alive, they ain’t alive (A-a-a-a, weigh in alive) They ain’t aliiiiive... What do you want, oh... Well then I- I get a light, and I pick it up And I can’t get it in when the rhythm’s right, yeah Rico fuse, and I put on my damn shoes I’m a dancing man and I just can’t lose It’s alright, it’s okay, I’ll let you see another day We can crank to understand, do your tan and your mantle bat (Chorus) A-a-a-a-a, they ain’t aliIiIiIiIve... I fell nowhere, goin’, someday help my body, somebody help me some hand (x2) you can take the hell by the walk, I’m a one star warrior A human’s man, time to talk (it’s time to talk) Music, love, then dead men walk Kicked around when I was born It’s alright, that’s okay- You may look, other weather, the uh... We can try to understand, do your time and your mantle bat (Chorus) I fell nowhere goin’, some air help me body, some hell me help body, yeah... (repeated until the song cuts out, interspersed by asthmatic screaming)
The GeeBees were well renowned for their hit, Se Alivtayin. While some people were convined the name of the song was actually an ancient spell to summon an evil demon, the truth was much stranger. They actually used the name and the song to cross over into our world and sang the song in front of the BeeGees to replace them and send them to the other world. Stayin' Alive was quickly forgotten while Se Alivtayin grew to become the #1 song in the world, promptly sending entire audiences to the other world wherever they performed. While they stated their main goal is to send everyone on our Earth to the other world, they admitted that they caught the boogie fever and are thinking of releasing another song soon that promises to be straight fire and brimstone.
*pain in Australian* *more Australian pain* *It's pretty gruesome if you ask me* *tumbling down a rocky gulch in Australian* *continue tumbling down a rocky gulch in Australian* *this rocky gulch is real long* *noticing he has rocks lodged in his back in Australian* *starts pulling out the rocks in Australian* *starts going into shock from blood loss in Australian* *screaming as soul ascends into heaven in Australian*
Hahaha, imagine if this was just an obscure way to avoid copyright detection. Imagine if everyone started using your swapped songs on videos to avoid being claimed.
0:14 When you get confused at the karaoke.
LMFAOO FR 😭
💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😂😂😂
Jon Saltberry When you Panic at the Disco
This is beyond confused.
@@oliviamarker4227 when you try to be tough but its just not there
The AH AH ah AH *AH* AH ah's sound like when you about to sneeze but your nose aborts the mission
But ur nose aborts the mission- fucking gold
Holy shit thats funny 😂😂😂😂
That happens to me all the time.
this made me cackle
𝗢𝗞𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗙𝗨**𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗚𝗢𝗟𝗗
You know a song is always good when it starts off with **Distant screaming**
That song is about inability to get laid, after all
I thought I was the only one who thought that, thx
ªªªªªªª
“I Get Laid and I can’t get up.”
Story of my life.
That explains all the screaming
1:05
😐😏
Better play the triangle 🤷♂️
@@IHeartNoise A N A L E Y E
This is what the victim actually hears during CPR
"first i was afraid i was petrified..."
Rember do the beat of stayin alive!! Me: wItCh OnE?!
If you give CPR to this it surely will be your *victim*
@@tearex3485 this is the comment i was getting ready to make. classic
is the victim an organ donor?!
yes?
*takes off face*
0:00
Last scream of The Bee Gees before getting promptly replaced by The Gees Bees
The Bees Knees
1:49 is better.
SE 'ALIVTAYIN
S Sees Beer
The S-geebeeb
*When you’re trying to pull the bandaid off in one pull but it hurts more than you thought*
0:45
0:49 when you pull off the other one
0:54 when the pain intensifies
0:57 When your pain finally gets relieved
0:59 When you continue screaming for no reason but then a baby gets in your way and does something amazing, thus making you say WÆÕŰÔĞH
The accuracy is _astounding_
i swear if i ever need to do CPR i’m gonna think about this and start laughing and i’ll have to awkwardly explain why i’m laughing while some dudes dying of a heart attack
😂😂😂😂😂
Ah aw ah uh... AaaaAah!
@@joemedlen2924 It aint a lie. It aint a lie.
THE OFFICE
Other songs that fit: another one bites the dust, let the bodies hit the floor
“Steal the city- *C H I C K E N* “
I felt that
Steal the city chicken and now the chicken body frickin
Popeye's drive-thru customers children felt that
CHICKEN IN THE CORN
Call it a subliminal challenge.
This is why we can't have the Untitled Chicken Game.
0:44 When you try to sneeze but it won't come out
😂😂😂
*LOL*
*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
I literally died laughing
Idk how I'm writing this since im dead
🤣 🤣 😂 😂 🤣 🤣
That beme
"... And I was born. *SHAZAM!"*
I felt that on a personal level 😂
people in 1985: stayin alive
people in 2019: prayin alive
People in 2020: “wErE aLl GoNnA dIe”
The queen in 2021: Those noobs died, alexa, please play us despacito, darling
and even more in 2020
@@Trout636 Ain't a lie
2020: Steal the city, breaking, almost everybody shrieking
Her: "What kind of music do you like?"
Me: "You ever heard of Se'Alivtayn by 0 Gees Bees?"
This comment is underrated 😅
I'm crying
SayBruhNow sounds like Arabic 😂
My favorite Hebrew song.
It's 'alivtayin' get it right
@@kevinm5940 Se ' Alivtayin
When you're having a stroke but don't want to stop the boogie
When you're having a stroke but you want to stay alive
LMFAO
Ironically, if you need CPR from a stroke, you can in fact stay alive with this song.
666 likes
When you have a seizure on the dance floor
When it went: "Nothing gay 'bout it"
I felt that.
Ha dang yea my person al inner saying :D👏
i feel like this is a coded message asking for help
It is
The real question is who do they need help from
DoodleNoodle 129 the s gees bees that are slowly killing them to take their place, of course
@@farateq it ain’t a lie!
When you barely staying alive, dont know how, but dont question it
Sort Of Alive
@Astumed i s t h a t a j o j o r e f e r e n c e
When you’re doing cpr to this song but you kinda forgot what a beat is so you’re just winging it
you're*
don't*
Jorge C. M. Guys we have a grammer nazi here-
*ᴀʜ ᵃʰ ah 𝒜𝐻*
_Stayin alive_ (x2)
...
Why does this perfectly represent what it sounds like?
I laughed so hard my lungs almost collapsed from this comment holy shit
Accurate
a *a* a -a-
Doing CPR
You: Ah *trying to keep rythm*
Patient: uh
You: huh?
Patient: AH
Bill Nye the Bi Guy Freddy THE OFFICE
@@Aruwyn sir do i get an ambulance for you because youre clearly having a stroke
@@aaqka Nono I wasn’t having a stroke before but I am now since I read your name
@@Aruwyn ok now i get the ambulance?
@@aaqka yes now you can
The student: “That guy looks so serious with his black hood, and headphones. What is he listening to?”
His Headphones:
Exactly me
the best thing about this song is the tempo is the same as the original so you can still use this to save a life
?
narusaku949 CPR is done to the beat of stayin alive
@@fgvcosmic6752 ah that's what I thought,I did a first aid course a few weeks back and that was used as an example there too. Very convenient :D
FGV Cosmic you can also do it to another one bites the dust
That's because the drums in this song are just two bars of the drum track from Night Fever that was looped to play over and over again because their drummer was unavailable for recording. That's also the reason why the rhythm is unchanging from start to the end.
"I get laid and I can't get up!" Man you may need to ease up on the partying.
When this type of music was baning in the Clubs, There was no banging after the club.
I would party that hard too, if I could get laid.
Can't ease up on the partying.
Got to play the triangle
Great....I can’t get that image out of my head..
1:05
2:23 I M B E I N G K I D N A P P E D. Yes you are. While screaming *pain in Australian*
Whoah
Friend: have you ever heard about a song called staying alive
Me: do you mean Se Alivtayin?
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
oh god why does this so accurately depict that part of the song
This makes it even fucking funnier ohmygod
@@mxsrmmeow3917 because its in the placement of the notes
hanyuukawaiinanodesu 666 likes!!)))
Perfect comment
0:00
Captions: *distant screaming.*
Me: Ok.
Thats the creator after realizing what he’s made
Off to a great start already
"god left for cigarettes and never came back"
Joseph McDonagh someone’s in distress
HAHAHAHA
This sounds like if a dyslexic person read sheet music and tried to play-
0:26 _"It's alright, that's okay, you may look... underware"_
Thanks Gees Bee
Is this what English sounds like to foreigners?
As a foreigner I can tell you with certainty: Yes. Yes definitely.
As a foreigner that understands english only by reading, i can confirm.
Eric Torres yep, there’s actually a really good video on it
yes!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@jochi8874 lmao I watched that video. It was so frustrating to watch. Tl;Dr version of the video: when someone's talking to you/ near you, but you're not really paying attention.
"You can tell by the walk, I lose my way, I use men."
@@xx_trojan_h0rse_xx-oldchan844 yeah, how did that happen 😂
This was actually posted a while ago, I watched it over a month ago. I don't know why it says it was uploaded today, or why all the comments from back then except mine are gone, but it definitely was up a month or more ago.
a new upload but comments from now and a month ago are swapped
Possible he made it unlisted or private after it was first posted and made public again
It was never made public until today. It was unlisted. Link was available via Reddit.
Can we just appreciate who did the captions because they aren't auto generated, someone took time to make em
“I get laid and I can’t get up” is the most underrated bit out of this song.
1:48 caption: **pain in Australian**
*more pain*
That's what it is, so I captioned accordingly.
*tumbling down a rocky gulch in Australian*
It’s a real long gulch
AS AN AUSTRALIAN THIS PLEASES ME
“OH BAB
Wether you’re a mother, you stay
And you’re a brother, AWAY”
-Bees Cheese
Ain't a lie...
Ain't a lie.
Still in the city peaking
Under everybody is shreaking
When did this happen?
@@forregom when Bakugos Mom Had A Friend
@@forregom Turn on the subtitles. It's at 0:35.
"steal the city"
-every villain in dc movies
You have no idea how badly i want to see this performed live.
0:57 "Aaaaaaaaahhh Whatta you want? Help"
-Bees Cheese
Geneyhoudini bees cheese I’m crying
😂😂😭😭
It’s Ø Gees Beej
0:35
whether you’re a mother
you’re standin, you’re a brother,
weighin alive,
weighin alive
August Falling I can't un hear it
POV: The bee gees started having a stroke mid-concert
*Grooves while confused*
WE CAN TRY
TO UNDERSTAND
THE NEW YORK TAN
... and I hear "In your bedroom" after this :)
Charlotte E
"You can't tell-"
@@avanorthon7135 I hear "intervention"
‘It’s so natural’
The Staten Island Spray
I love the hesitant way they start verses, like the first one always goes just a little bit too early and they’re all in disarray deciding individually whether or not to go with it for a few seconds.
1:22
When he said
"IGNõRAN"
I felt that
At least I can still give CPR to this.
Dont expect any gratitude.
“At first I was afraid...I was petrified”
It's Your Heartbeat, but Beats 2 and 4 are Swapped
Ben Grace That’s only if the 2nd and 4th beats even happen.
R/unexpectedoffice
Still about as easy to understand than the real song.
Still easier than to understand speedrun tricks tho
fav youtuber here
didnt expect to find you here
"the wifi password is easy check on the router"
the wifi password on the router: 1:03
I love this Sims cover of Stayin' Alive!
it's kappa i love ur profile pic and ur username
Gagaboogly
Fun fact, Sims 3 and 4 have actual tracks in their radios recorded by the real life musicians singing in simmish
shmorva do
Yourantsally there were also some songs from the Sims 2 that had real songs
HA Huh huH hUH?
Shaking an egg!
LMFAO
0:17 "I'mma lose my woman and I kill this man."
The "ah ah ah ah" parts had me actually crying with laughter
"I'm human man, wanna talk?"
Actually a great lyric no irony needed
Im hooman being, wanna talk?
real human bean...
Ash vs evil dead season 4 leaked dialogue
@@hankwicklund2182 and a real hero
@@hawgvisitor8794 Is that show still running?
,é GEESBEEF
SE 'ALIVTAYIN
lol i see what ya did there
I love me some geesbeef
Better singer than JB
Sorry, I don’t speak Swedish.
I read it as δ 5eesbeel - Se 'alivtayin
“Stealing the city” is relatable
lyrics:
*[confused screaming]*
Have you heard of the new "Se 'AlivTayin" music ?
Yes the one from the S GeesBeej
MadChecker
"It's alright and I don't care"
@@bipbilla7699 k
Sounds Turkish
Sorry, can't speak Hebrew :/
stayin alive but its a stroke
Havin' a stroke
HA AGH AH AH HAVIN A STROKE
it's*
IM GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
Not staying alive-
2:20 hat the top!
You see glove
I M B E I N G K I D N A P P E D
I’m dying
1:48
*pain in australian*
*More pain*
When you need to perform CPR while blackout drunk...
Ninetails2000 you watched that cpr video aswell lol
MoonlightSky They showed it at my high school.
You commented on that other video earlier, that’s how I know you!
Anotherone Bites the Dust is my go to
Ninetails2000 Clarise.
1:29
Steel the city, *CHICKEN*
And it’s chicken-body *FRICKEN*
So good
Kfc anthem😂
I can’t breathe 😂.
Thanks, I dunno whether I actually want to hate it or just loathe that you said it first
Steal the city chicken and its chicken body. 😂
2:22 When you’re getting kidnapped but you don’t want to stop the boogie
Me: I want the music
Mom: We’ve got a music at home
The music at home:
I like how the beat stayed normal so it just sounds like the singer had a stroke
Temporal anomaly detected
When you try to sing in a discord call but someone joins in and the delay is awful
XscapeTheThriller hee hee
Smooth Criminal Heilix hee hee
@Clara J use confirm, Can discord
Now, on Pop of the Tops, we have *"SE' ALIVTAYIN" written by "The Gees Beeb"*
"Steal a city breaking almost everybody shrieking" - BeeGees
The original vs the Netflix adaption
the original series vs after Netflix bought it
@@unknownname305 damn you guys must really love netflix!
Sick roast
don't tell me 0 geebees - se alivtayin isn't the original
Hey, the Netflix adaptations are worse then the original. This ain't no Netflix adaptation.
Lol
2:51 caption guy: PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS SELF
TORTURE ITS BEEN WAY TOO LONG
and also 2:23 caption guy: I AM BEING KIDNAPPED
Caption guy: why are we still here just to suffer
Lol
How is that font called?
@@Tu_Alias agony font
these are the best subtitles for anything ever that i've seen in my life and i've been an online junky since 1988
0:47 "Bring in the lion! Bring in the lion!"
SE ALIVTAYIN by GEE BEES is my favorite song
Did you mean Φ SEES8EE¢√ ?
ShineStreet same
SE ' ALIVTAYIN by o GEE6BEEL
I was like #420
Please turn on the captions
"starts going into shock from blood loss in Australian"
*more australian pain*
*its pretty gruesome if you ask me*
*That's a very long rocky gulch.*
It was a very gruesome sight. I'm still suffering from PTSD after seeing it.
I M B E I N G K I D N A P P E D
“It ain’t a lie, Praying alive”
Это видео с субтитрами официально произведение искусства. Хочу открыть галерею и купить его туда.
When you're stayin' alive with your left arm and left leg stuck somewhere on your torso
Jill Stingray is precious good name
I see you're a bartender of culture as well
....wut?
My damn CD won’t stop skipping.
i should put this and other songs on a cd (or playlist and play em) and see people's reactions
emptyspotlight (official account) please do
Ah yes. 'They ain't alive'. That famous 70s song.
0:34 „Wether you’re a mother. You Stay
And you’re a brother. AWAY“
i really felt that
"Praying a lie"
Wow, that's deep...
Im 13 and this is so deep 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😔😔😖😖
ANAL EEEYYYYEEEE
@@ohav3893 ts "im 14 and this is deep" how'd you even forget
I’m deep and this is 14.
@@Trout636 14 and I'm this deep
Between this and the original, I've learned one thing.
I don't understand what either of them say
Turn on captions lol
One's Stayin' Alive, the other's Ain't A Lie.
@@Weird_Alchemist42 Nah. The other is Anal eye.
@@CalculatedRiskAK it starts out as "Ain't a lie" then becomes "Anal eye" later on. I prefer the first one, it's not...as disturbing.
TheDetonator42
Both of you are wrong. What its really called is Se Alivtayin.
Whoever made the captions, you are my hero
When you unplug the beeping machines in the hospital because the patients are having trouble sleeping and they fall right to sleep:
When you had a stroke and lost most cognitive function but you're alive
So in other words, they are stayin' alive
All you had to do was put "stayin'" before "alive" in that. -_-
2:23 "I'm being kidnapped"
Well I guess this song had a deeper meaning after all
you can look the other way
i love how the backing drum is perfectly intact
It was originally a loop already (:
A moment of silence for those who haven't turned on the subtitles
Man, who ever made these captions, you are GOLD
1:48 *pain in Australian*
1:51 *more pain*
3:25 *more Australian pain*
3:28 *It's pretty gruesome if you ask me*
3:41 *tumbling down a rocky gulch in Australian*
3:49 *continues tumbling down a rocky gulch in Australian*
4:06 *this rocky gulch is real long*
4:15 *noticing he has rocks lodged in his back in Australian*
4:21 *starts pulling out the rocks in Australian*
4:30 *starts going into shock from blood loss in Australian*
4:40 *screams as soul ascends into heaven in Australian*
3:56 yes, yes I am, thank you
Lame
I'M BEING KIDNAPPED
Nothing. NO WA- *G O I N G* some YEAH, *HELL M’BODY* tell me yeah *M A D E H E* sum yeah.
@@cavalry491 boi
and you can't forget the HAHs as well!
S geebeej
Se ‘alivtayin
you can take, uh, hell...
by the walk, I’m a one star warrior
A human’s man, time to talk
Music, love, then dead men walk
Kicked around when I was born
It’s alright, that’s okay-
You may look, other weather, uh...
We can try to understand, do your time and your mantle bat
Whether you’re a buddy standing with your brother or weigh in alive, weigh in alive
Steal a city prick and everybody’s breakin’- and a weigh in alive, they ain’t alive
(A-a-a-a, weigh in alive)
They ain’t aliiiiive...
What do you want, oh...
Well then I-
I get a light, and I pick it up
And I can’t get it in when the rhythm’s right, yeah
Rico fuse, and I put on my damn shoes
I’m a dancing man and I just can’t lose
It’s alright, it’s okay, I’ll let you see another day
We can crank to understand, do your tan and your mantle bat
(Chorus)
A-a-a-a-a, they ain’t aliIiIiIiIve...
I fell nowhere, goin’, someday help my body, somebody help me some hand (x2)
you can take the hell
by the walk, I’m a one star warrior
A human’s man, time to talk (it’s time to talk)
Music, love, then dead men walk
Kicked around when I was born
It’s alright, that’s okay-
You may look, other weather, the uh...
We can try to understand, do your time and your mantle bat
(Chorus)
I fell nowhere goin’, some air help me body, some hell me help body, yeah... (repeated until the song cuts out, interspersed by asthmatic screaming)
youre doing gods work my man
mad respect for spending time for the lyrics for this masterpiece
Thank you. You have made my day.
We can _crank_ to understand
Thanks bro
The GeeBees were well renowned for their hit, Se Alivtayin. While some people were convined the name of the song was actually an ancient spell to summon an evil demon, the truth was much stranger. They actually used the name and the song to cross over into our world and sang the song in front of the BeeGees to replace them and send them to the other world. Stayin' Alive was quickly forgotten while Se Alivtayin grew to become the #1 song in the world, promptly sending entire audiences to the other world wherever they performed. While they stated their main goal is to send everyone on our Earth to the other world, they admitted that they caught the boogie fever and are thinking of releasing another song soon that promises to be straight fire and brimstone.
when he said "whether you're a mother, you stay and you're a brother" I felt that 😭
*pain in Australian*
*more Australian pain*
*It's pretty gruesome if you ask me*
*tumbling down a rocky gulch in Australian*
*continue tumbling down a rocky gulch in Australian*
*this rocky gulch is real long*
*noticing he has rocks lodged in his back in Australian*
*starts pulling out the rocks in Australian*
*starts going into shock from blood loss in Australian*
*screaming as soul ascends into heaven in Australian*
I wish I could love comments instead of having to just like them.
I mean. Australian pain huh
As an Australian this is how we communicate.
RIP??? He had a chance to be kirishima
I laughed at all of these for 5 minutes straight when i first heard them.
My favorite was “pain in Australian.”
That really is what it sounds like
I like anal eye
I couldn't of anything else except for Australian pain when I wrote the captions...
1985 - Staying Alive
2019 - Saving Alvin
0:45 the "AH! uh... uh? ĄÄÅ!!!" got me dyingbin the floor 😭😭😭
Hahaha, imagine if this was just an obscure way to avoid copyright detection.
Imagine if everyone started using your swapped songs on videos to avoid being claimed.
GSPV33 it doesn’t usually avoid copyright detection, though. The machines are pretty good.
@@AdamEmond try keeping all the beats in the same order, but reversing (all of) them, then swapping 2 and 4
@@TheAechBomb that would sound crazy
@@izzywade6751 exactly, he should try it
Great idea.
"Se Alivtayin" A sort of mix between spanish and Turkish language.
Hahahhahaahahah
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha!
It doesn't sound spanish at all lol
@@flor...encia.. ah no? C Alivtayin
''You’re a mother, you stay
And you’re a brother, AWAY”
-Babies when they are still a few months old, I guess
"Se alivtayin"
*my favourite*
Top 2 albums of all time:
e - Se
Gees Beef - ' Alivtayin
Sounds like Peruian songs
Me: I need more videos like this in my recommendations
CZcams: (chuckles) Be careful what you wish for