Today I play Castle on Roblox- the camping game! This is a pretty good camping game except for the fact that I lost everyone that I loved during it but whatever man
That was me in elementary but a certain teacher always said "no, you're not strong enough we need one of the boys" IF YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP THEN DO IT YOURSELF! NOBODY ELSE WANTED TO
Crystal ball: "Im round small and shiny. If you got enough you can exchange me for stuff. What am I? Me: Coin *coin fell on my dad's laptop the one that im using right now* Me again: Wha- This is not a joke The coin really fell on my dad's laptop ;-;
That is incredibly true the first time my friends introduced me to him I saw the rEsPeCt ThE vEtS video and I was so confused it didn’t make sense But now I understand I am a brainwashed flamingo fan who bought his merch
augustin No.. he just changed for the better. I think him doing facecam is great! Even though everyone thinks Albert fans are annoying and weird, we really care for Albert so if you don’t like him anymore, that’s find by me... but just leave if you don’t like his videos and find him unfunny 💖
Diana: That’s grandpa’s reading room. He used to read in there for hours. Albert: That’s when we found out he was dead. He was really dead but everyone just thought he was reading for days
I’m trying to go through and watch every little flamingo video I missed because I’ve seen almost every single one I’ve been with this boy Since the channel that shall not be named !
Albert, realm of the nine portals added a new realm I've only played a little of it but it's really cool (I won't spoil the best part) but you should definitely play with someone else when doing it
Hey Albert! It’s me the Creator of Castle, thanks for playing my game! Had a lot of fun watching your video! 🤣
first
@@capris_bestman shaddup THAT WAS ONE MONTH AGO
@Leoify
Yes your first to comment
yas
@@nhopkins9040 and now this was 8 months ago
+ratio
“I’m not really a princess”
Albert: a prince? AHUH
always knew he was gay-HAPPY
@RedANTŽ What about Kristen? I mean, he could be bisexual, and Gay also means happy-
cuz I’m happy-
@ur m0m oki
@@dragonitefan420 hMmmMM idk
“I’m round, transparent and can float.”
Albert: “Fat mother!”
Me: *AGGRESVELY SHOUTING THE WORD BUBBLE*
Omg
might
be
right
You copied someone
@@Sea.world. ye i was lazy to retype so i copied and paste someone but i wrote the bubble part myself
Bro the transparent part is because his mom left -
(No hate mine did too lol)
@@user-yu9tj2lq2w I mean atleast you were honest 🤷🏽♀️
The princess looks like she’s dressed for her Quinceañera but she’s 18. 😭💅
Ikr
Lol true
Ikr
Lol
@@TheUnchosenOnelIwhat...?
Idea: Gather a S.W.A.T team , give your S.W.A.T team guns and raid people’s houses while destroying everything in sight.
Fbo
Fbi
Fbe
S.W.A.T.*
And this is kinda stolen
I love how Albert seems to constantly be the last person standing
Albert: *Joins game*
Players: Guess I'll die
Haa
Ikr
They Kermit Sauske
You’re just poop
𝚈𝙴
Teacher: I need someone who's strong to pick up these chairs for me.
That one 7 year old: 10:01
So true!
That was me but a female version
Lol true
14:50
That was me in elementary but a certain teacher always said "no, you're not strong enough we need one of the boys" IF YOU DON'T WANT MY HELP THEN DO IT YOURSELF! NOBODY ELSE WANTED TO
6:37
Flamingo casually doing take the L to a 2 year old because he got angry at him
Me: **Invites people over**
“Welcome! We haven’t had guests in like, 100 years!”
Me: **Cries in anxiety**
Snarkibunni Wtf..
WillowThePillow YT
Wtf...
yes
Moldy Trash Wtf
WillowThePillow YT Wtf
“Oooh look, the most beautiful babe in the universe!”
**Primal Albert noises**
Right when I read your comment Albert said that
you wrote two comments and both of them were quoting Albert.
how about be original
Thunderz - Roblox Nobux
@TheJagster 04 no no no it's ROUX
@Thunderz - Roblox scammer idoiieort
I bet Kiristin- when he was yelling “take the L” she got so confused honestly 😂
That very normal
Crystal ball: "Im round small and shiny. If you got enough you can exchange me for stuff. What am I?
Me: Coin
*coin fell on my dad's laptop the one that im using right now*
Me again: Wha-
This is not a joke
The coin really fell on my dad's laptop ;-;
it’s just a coin tho.
@@yarikhawley9465 yeah
Nice coincidence
I feel like people who don’t know who he is would be afraid of the noises he made
xD
That is incredibly true the first time my friends introduced me to him I saw the rEsPeCt ThE vEtS video and I was so confused it didn’t make sense
But now I understand
I am a brainwashed flamingo fan who bought his merch
ACK
UVHFHUFHVUHHFUHHDV
AAAAAAAA
*violent spit noises*
*breaths*
@@nicolemiller6509 ScAm PlEaSe StOp
Yoinkkkk
“I’m round, transparent and can float.”
Albert: “Fat mother!”
Nuhh
It’s a balloon
TristenPlayz YT or bubble
Snarkibunni stop bully
Albert is fat mother
"Were just waiting on everyone's McDonald's wifi"
That got me.
"I want to be the first to finish everything in life"
My classmates:
albert: i'm the cool guy that gets all the girls
me: haha, relatable...
i wish i could :(
bruh
Your a weeb. So am i ;>
Yo what the heck. I read this as he said it
Vegetables hulk
Diana : "You see im not really a princess"
Flam : *"A prince? Hu-huh ( °͜ʖ°)"*
“Hah that guys scared!”
Flamingo literally two seconds earlier
“Ahh”
"I want to be the first to do everything in life"
*So you choose death?*
DarkEclipse OwO LMAO 😂
Um actually it's
"So you have chosen.. death."
Get it right
->-
Does it really matter xD
@UCELoN4A5GS3fi_QcVw83ZUQ No problem honey. You';re not allowed in, freak. If yo tango isn't dead yet,
get noob
@@smyg1 Idk
No one
Albert: F A T M O T H E R
35th like D: congrats
B I G C H U N G U S that word is stuck in my head
Overly large Mother
" QUICKLY! WE NEED TO GET BANANA" is what I heard in 6:42
POTASSIUM!
:0 I heard “QUICKLY WE BANANA “
The title should be “Albert making fun of kids and taking the L on them for 14 minutes and 50 seconds”
All the camping games Albert plays: Albert is alone, Albert dies, or leaves or wins
Well of course everyone does that
Don't u
Oof I worded it terribly
@@huskitroop748 ya u did
Does this fit the requirements of r/facepalm?
"I want to be first in everything in life"
Me: so you want to die first ?
aM nOw
A M N O W
Roasted
LMAO SPENCER JOHNSON ROASTED YOU SO BAD
THE ONLY WAY YOU RECOVER IS THROUGH SURGERY
oooooo
*i love how aggressive he gets with literal children*
Legend has it that Albert is still in that Castle
"The hottest babe in the universe!" I cackled.
i love flam go
You cackled your nuts?
And she was underaged.
This ain't a book it's a commet section
Yae she's underage
Idea: put presents by people’s doors and turn invisible somehow, then when they come home make Felipe pop out of the present when they open it
*YES*
*YES*
*YES*
Ok -boomer- buster
i love your name
I love watching albert bully random kids and traumatize them
Sofie: *dies*
Albert: *happy outside and inside*
2:06 the last time Albert has ever said "chill" to continue his meme :(
rip chill
still chill
tis a sad day
No its not.....
STAY CHILL 😌
*s t i l l*
*c h i l l*
“DISEASE FREAK!” Me watching in quarantine:😦
Um 😥
D:
Your have the same profile picture as me lol
wait what
S h o o K.
Albert: no noobs aloud freak
Then he just feels good about it and continues the video
Diana transforms into a witch
Albert:a GOBLIN
“I feel nothing inside”
Albert 2019
Same
Galaxy Animals I can do one edgier for ya
“I feel everything inside, and it HURTS...”
*some random edgy 12 yr old*
galaxy animal, more like galaxy DANIMAL
Albert: “the hottest girl in the Universe!”
Kirsten: :(
::(
He did it like dis to show: :(
PapaDapples *keersten
Jane Steel it’s Kirsten-
PapaDapples actually in this video called flamingo/Albert gets exposed he CLEARLY SAYS ITS KEER STEN
I love how albert immediately roasts everyones internet lmfao
13:09 Albert: If only sopia was here to see this
Albert 5 min ago: *tricks sopia into making a mistake on "knight" says
albert, dancing: "sofie's dead. sofie's dead."
me, being named sophie: "oh.. okay" :(
OOF
GREEN_ GIRLZ nobody cares
GET IDIOT
GET NOOB
HAHA, L O S E R. GET NOOB.
Little did you know the “freak” at the beginning was RAULO in desguise
Yes
Titans Goalkeeping
yes, finally someone remembers the hero
THANKS WAPO
Game: solve riddle to save princess!
Me: cant I just leave her?
Albert: chill
albert: *struggling on the riddles*
me: *angry because i knew the answer to both of them right off the bat*
99% of comments: WHO WAS A FAN OF FLAMINGO BEFORE 2019?
1% actual comments: I enjoy Albert's videos they make me happy :)
I think all his videos are cool
augustin his face cam is epic
augustin No.. he just changed for the better. I think him doing facecam is great! Even though everyone thinks Albert fans are annoying and weird, we really care for Albert so if you don’t like him anymore, that’s find by me... but just leave if you don’t like his videos and find him unfunny 💖
I’ve never seen Albert so happy about taking the L to a random person he doesn’t even know. That was golden.
we need a camera behind albert.
nothing else.
just a camera behind him.
“What invention lets you look straight through walls?”
Albert: binoculars.
*window. Albert the answer is window.*
Flamingo is in a castle because his Roblox avatar is a handsome prince
Yes
yes he is
Derp smexyer than shronk
“Today is the day I turn 18”
Me: *rubs hands together* hehehe...
ΑI Dusty o no
*N O-*
N000000oOoooo000000 0ERORR404JOKENOTFOUND
NUUUU
No no no! Not today! You are getting reported immediately! Roblox is a kids game! Not an 18+ !
FlimFlam:"AAAA Ghost"
Another one:"AHH"
FlimFlam:"Haha that guy scared"
Me:"thinking intense"
"Im round small and shiny"
Albert:Scaus Mom
When he went “uereurueureuueue” in the beginning, I felt that
*13:45** YOU ARE THE BEST AND FUNNIEST CZcams EVER😂😂😂*
To you he is
“What invention lets you look through a window?”
If you didn’t get this one you actually have the mental capacity of a 2 year old.
Albert: reading* that room gives me Chills
Flamingo: >:) CHILLS
Albert: No nothing is happening woman-
coke add: *I’m about to end this mans career*
Haha me can’t post comments like dis cause ME. HAVE. PREMIUM!!
I’m A Tiny nerd what
Premium makes you not get adds.
XD WE GOT THE SAME AD AT THE SAME TINE XD
LMAOO
Albert: *does the angry face*
Bacon boy: hold my bear
Why does a bacon boy have a bear-
*beer
Lol sorry didint see that
@@hotaro8118 it is OKAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@hotaro8118 its ok haha! Mistakes happen
Diana: you see I’m not really a princess
Albert: a prince ❤️
11:05 Flamingo predicted Sofie's death
“That room gives me *chills* “
“ *c h i l l* “
Wait you commented two times
Alexis Hinse yea so what it wasn’t the same thing
I hope he can bring back c h i l l
: )
We need chill back
No one:
Me: Diana May be evil, but hey.. *she’s legal!*
i-
......
FAT MOTHER
@@nicholasrose2205 Idot
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
€&£€£€¥ YO TENGO
***
* when you realise Albert is just bullying kids at this point *
:00
i love that
Favorite moment: 13:42
"You see, i'm not really a princess."
Albert: *A Prince?* HAHUH
Albert: She’s a princess
Me: she’s actually shreks wife not a prince
Albert: AHUH
Shrieks
Madara Uchiha Shrieks
Shrieks xD
So many grammatical errors in that one sentence..
Fiona?
Diana: That’s grandpa’s reading room. He used to read in there for hours.
Albert: That’s when we found out he was dead. He was really dead but everyone just thought he was reading for days
XD
@@katrinaowens4518 ECKS DEE
@@menofscoobistherepublic7660 Lol
Diana: you see.. im not really a princess(:
Albert: A prince? *hau hau*
Me:”sees thumbnail”
My brain:**battle tendency intensifies**
“We didn’t know he was dead for at least 3 days because we thought he was reading”
Dang that’s deep
Well, yes
but actually no
Girl: rise and shine
Me:*remembers Kylie*
Kylie:RiSe AnD ShInE!!!
"You see, I'm not really a princess." "A prince? Huh hu!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
“I wanna be the first do everything in life” He will get old first.
When Flamingo posts:
Nobody:
Everybody: WhO ElSe Is A FaN BeForE 2019??
Ligma
me, i remember albertsstuff
Shut up
Carl AuSecours STOP
@@carlausecours3972 you shut up orange man
“Now we’ll just have to wait for everyone’s McDonald’s WiFi...”
I’m weak.😂
LPSpepperProductions Then go to the gym
@@ggsap r/woooosh
Mari /love r/woooosh right back at ya buckaroo
“That room gives me chills.” *CHILL*
Albert... "We're waiting for everyones macdonald wifi".. i felt that truth
*Albert* “I’m the cool guy who gets all the girls.”
*me* I’m the girl, who stalks you. (Edit) *kAwAiI fAcE*
Now don't get caught =W=
Okay how did the reply I never typed on this comment get on this comment (and I'm leaving it there for proof)
K AwA iii
He get all the boys too
And now it's gone.
(the way to get good ending: don’t kill dragon)
and then the dragon kills the witch lol
@@feefko6668 😂
@@feefko6668 Yesh xD
Make flamingo merch for kids
@@feefko6668 j
Wait what if Albert did the L and landed in the splits
The way albert at the start just said HHHHHHR made me laugh
Albert: I gotta save him
Albert 5 seconds later: *fat mom*
fat mom
fat mom
Nobody:
Some adult playing Roblox: "omg, the hottest babe in the universe!" *gorilla noises*
Shut up
EVERYBODY GIVE EM A E
Carl AuSecours seriously stop
@@carlausecours3972 No u
@@user-mt5vv6nr1x E
“Now we’re waiting for everyone’s McDonald’s wifi” I was literally eating McDonald’s when you said that 😂🤣
Albert: “sHe JuSt StArTeD fOaMiNg FrOm ThE mOuTh”
“Now without her we’re going to died” XD
ツSelene Light Plays
Albert: **screams**
Me: this is music to my ears.
Also me: **ears bleeding**
The ball: what invention let's you look through walls
Flamingo:X RAY!
ME:WINDOWS!
I’m trying to go through and watch every little flamingo video I missed because I’ve seen almost every single one I’ve been with this boy Since the channel that shall not be named !
"We're just waiting on everyone's McDonald's wifi"😂
John intensifies
3v3ry 3 (e) is an 3
Albert: "FREAK, FREAK!!!"
Also Albert: "We needed her to win the game, now we will die."
Diana: you see I’m in really a princess
Albert: a prince haha
That’s a bit fruity
"I am not a princess"
"A prince? Hooouuuh"
“There’s someone else in this server but I don’t see them anywhere”
*proceeds to jump on dead body of said person*
Albert, realm of the nine portals added a new realm I've only played a little of it but it's really cool (I won't spoil the best part) but you should definitely play with someone else when doing it
Normal people who say hundred:
H u n d r e d
Flamgo saying hundred
H U N D E D
"I'm round, transparent, and can float
Albert: Sophia's mom
Me: IT'S A BUBBLE NOOB
"This is a camping called:..
*C A S T L E*
Idea: You should go onto Da Hood and ask people if they want girl scout cookies or stuff like that and if they so no or hit you you kill them :)
GlitchyBoi .-. • i like that idea
@@MythzTv ty i appreciate u
When he says they smash the keyboard I just picture someone going totally ham on their keyboard 👌🏻🤣
4:04 albert i wanna be the first to do everything.
albert:breaths air
Albert:oh my god! Im the first one to breath air
7:27 notice how he typed AAAAAAA and then the game made him say AHH
it was a different person who said it not him