Why I Would Never Die in a Horror Movie
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Me in "Paranormal Activity"
Night One: Door shuts on its own
Night Two: Owner leaves house forever
HEROSAM12 hahhahahahhahahhahahhaha 😂😂 same
Hahahahahaha😂😂😂
HEROSAM12... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HEROSAM12 truee
HEROSAM12 true dat
lol i heard glass break in my house downstairs and i jump out the window. i didn't investigate and turns out it was a light bulb.
Omg haha that's true ninja parkour
+Tyler Thomas Omg haha lol , i would do the same
Once, my glass shower door mysteriously shattered and I was scared shitless
I got an unknown phone call and I was like NOPE turns out it was my sis in a random phone.
Once I was ate my friends house because they live right next door and my mom aloud me to but someone called and when my friend answered and all you could here was ringing and it happened 3 more times that same day and me and my friend freaked out because that day we thought we where being watched.
Killer:"you're gonna die in 7 days.."
Me: *the seven incomplete projects, three tests, exam dates flashes in my mind* uh...could you pre-pond it?
Me: How bout tommorow morning
You need more likes
666 likes
Me: wanna come over in an hour
Me: how about now :/
Alone at night and your mind is like, "You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Demons."
Ali Owen yup
And all the creatures dat come out at night
my life in a nutshell
Same
333 likes someone change that *likes*
Now I just gotta wait for 599 more ppl to like😈
killer: seven days
me: hello is this the game company and what YOU ARE RELEASING THE GAME IN 7 DAYS
killer: seven days until i kill you
me: cant you come up with another title for the game
iTz MoSeS
Ahahhahaha
iTz MoSeS stuped Bethesda
I'd be that person who dies at the end but comes back in the sequel
llJadiey Bearll like Randy in Scream.
llJadiey Bearll. I would probably be the first one to die😂
KeepCalmAndLoveJaiden
llJadiey Bearll I'd be the person who dies within 7 seconds of the movie
llJadiey Bearll
Killer: *Calls my phone*
Me: *Doesn't respond because I'm sleeping with my phone on silent*
LIF - Art that's me!! unless he texts me
I know my phone lives on silent
Same, my phone is never off silent.
Killer: You have 7 days to die
Me: To talk to a costumer please press 1
Omg, yeah XD
Beep
*phone beeps*
Killer: *presses 1*
Same
HORROR MOVIE BY ME
Killer over phone: 7 Days..
Me: Mcdonalds? Didnt I call pizza hut?
Killer: You're gonna die...
Me: Since you're here can I have a double cheeseburger and a tall coke?
Killer: I said you're going to die.
Me: No. No fries.
Killer: Goddamit.
Yup. Let's just sip coke while watching the killer being confused
Gillean Woo
lol
You succeeded in life
Gillean Woo u gon' survive...XD
Gillean Woo she got a girly pretty voice and she be thinking she got a Manly voice i just think it was so funny! and for some reason it didn't let me post a comment so i had to share this with some one... so sorry mam for using ur post as a comment, take care.
Killer calls me
Killer: I can see you
Me: Oooohhhh, do I look good?
Alexa Life XD
Alexa Life LOL XD
Alexa Life so true xD
Texas Chainsaw massacre
Gyg (grab your gun)
Alexa Life lol
Killer: *calls me*
Me: *answers*
Killer: you’re gonna-
Me: you have the wrong number
Killer: wha- why are you assuming I got the wrong number?
Me: because nobody calls me.
Poteto Chip damn that's tuff
same
Relatable
that's rough buddy
Exactly.
*Home alone downstairs with my brothers and they're upstairs*
Me: Hears noise
*runs for my life upstairs*
Lol
Have you ever heard that quote thing about when you’re out hiking with your friend and you meet a bear, you don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your friend?
@@ashkelsy8950 yup I have heard it
Kyia Kelsy IM WHEEZING-
*stairs creak*
Me: What would sam and dean do..
I agree
MyNameIsElanor True
MyNameIsElanor ya same
who are Sam and dean
MyNameIsElanor Sam and dean would kill that person or go investigate and find out and actually not die
Ariana Galaz or they would die for at least a season
Killer- Hello
Me- CHANG WU CHINA RESTURANT HOW MAY I HELP YOU
Killer- What
Me-YOU WANT $10.50 CHICKEN SPEACIAL
Killer-Sorry wrong number
Me-Ok please come again
Me hahahahhahah
Ally Jera 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌😂😂
Ally Jera good idea
Ally Jera 😂😂😂
Ally Jera "CHANG WU" Had me rollin 😂😂😂
Ally Jera 😂😂😂😂
Killer- you're going to die in 7 days
Me - 2
Killer- what?
Me- fine. 3. But that's my final offer
Killer- ...
Lol what 😂💀
So true
I would do that to if my mom was mad at me
Mom if you are reading this Cassie stole my phone again
@@agereartist3763 😂😂
Killer: you have 7 days to live
Me: until my period starts so..yeah
Lol 😂
😂🤣
That would be 7 days for us guys to live
And they REALLY don’t want to be there for that
If there is a lady in this chat that would like to argue against what I have said, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Why I Would Never Die in a Horror Movie:
I'm not famous enough to get in one.
BigMushroom Top PREACH IT!!!!
BigMushroom Top omg so same
why I would never die in a horror movie
I am the horror if i just woke up😱
If not I'm dead 💀
Why I Wouldn't Die In A Horror Movie: I have salt.
Bookworm I have a frying pan...
killer: you're going to die
me: yes pls. i failed most of my subjects this semester
lol
😂😂😂
Literally me 😂😂
That made me laughed out loud XDXDXD
XD
if i were in a horror movie:
*hears noise*
*moves to mexico after burning house down*
I'm Monaco cause I mean why not
Me:HeLlO
Killer: seven days...
Me:umm no speka english
Killer:oh.. Um do you need Google translate
Me:Poodle translate
Killer: NO Google
Me:poodle
Killer:GoOgLe!!!
Me:Oh oh yesss ramen noodle
Killer:you know what by
Me:.....😏
Bella
Omg..this one is the best one I've seen so far
Yup best one so far !
Omg. This is just HILARIOUS!
Me: ME NO SPEAK AMERICANO
NO you mean Gulu Gulu 😂😂😂😂
Me: *Driving in car*
*clown pops up and stares creepily*
Me: *runs over clown, puts in reverse, runs over clown, repeats this 20 times.*
April 13th, 2017: OMG 2k LIKES HOW
Mrs. Q Lmaooooo Same here
Ruby is this you? Hitch I wanted stay in school!
Mrs. Q me
Mrs. Q me af and i am freakin 10! i don't even have a car!
Mrs. Q omg😂😂
*stairs creak
pulls out wand "avada kedavra "
Mackenzie Richards YAZZZZ
Yaws 🤓🤓
Mackenzie Richards how dare you use an unforgivable curse!!!!
Mackenzie Richards YES!!! I'd probably just apparate to the ministry. Then find out it was my cat. Next day same thing but I'm with my cat at the time, apparates. Finds out it was my other cat. Next day both cats are with me: "If somebody's there go away! Im watching Wonderwomen!" Next second: creepy guy slides next to me on my bed "ohh.... which one? Oh I love this one!"
OMG YES! I would pull out my wand and started yelling random spells down the stairs.
Killer: I a--
Me: Not intrested. *hangs up*
Me: hears creepy noise downstairs
Me: goes down
Killer: jumps out of the dark
Killer: Creepy laughter
Me: laughs more creepy and starts to do the boneless (its a dance) and runs towards him
Killer: Comes to the shower with a knife and opens the cuirtain.
Me: Dude wtf
Me: throws al my shampoo and body wash botles at him.
YIKES
Ten second was the best LMFAO
RESPECTS YOU*
Spray his eyes
U know we got enough conditioner to squeeze on the floor and the killer gonna effin break his bones
*gets phone call*
:person: Seven days.......
:me: OH YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY!!
*get phone call*
:person: Seven days......................
:character: H-h-he-hh-helloooo?
Me : *in bedroom playing Melanie Martinez*
*noise downstairs*
Me : *switches off Music slowly*
*noise gets louder, coming up the stairs*
Me : *opens window, jumps out, lands in my neighbours backyard, knock on the door, and stay there while calls the police*
*killer still in the house*
*police comes and killer is arrested*
Me : Well that was easy.
ayeee another CryBaby, I love Melanie martinez💖
OMG ME TOO MELANIE MARTINEZ FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!
Emoji Marshmallows I'm lucky that my neighbor is my uncle😂
Emoji Marshmallows you sure it wasn't the ice cream man (the wolf)
Emoji Marshmallows lol
This is what I would do
Killer: you have 7 days
Me:...
Killer: hello
Me:IS MY DELIVERY GETTING HELD BACK!
KILLER: WAIT.. WHAT. NO!?
ME: BISH I BOUGHT SOME NEW CLOTHES AND ITS GETTING HELD BACK FOR 7 MORE DAYS I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THESE CLOTHES!
KILLER:...
Me:*fake crying* why!
Killer:... *hangs up*
Me*stops fake crying*works every time😂😂😂
Lmaooooo
Nayeli yeli lol
Works Everytime? Bish where do u live😂
Worked every time? So it actually happened?
_ _
° °
3
*gets phone call*
*Picks up*
Killer: I see you.
Me: ...
Killer: ...
Me: ...
Killer: ...
Me: Do I look good?
You copied czy
Bangmadness xv lolll
😂😂😂
This is Jin. ...
😂😂😂
Lilly Singh: What's Your Fav Horror Movie
Me: Going To School Every Day
This is what would happen to me
killer walks into my room
I wake up and get out of bed
killer runs out of the house because he saw me in the morning
snazy nazy ikr
😂😂Same here
XD that's me lol
snazy nazy hahaha sammmee
Lol @YEP @Same
I don't get why I've never seen anyone in a horror movie kick the murderer in the balls...its effective😂
Kristin Marjorie omfg ikr
Princess101tru you could also kick female murderers there, it still hurts lol
Well there is a low chance that you will hit our little man in the rowing boat, because you know, we have a shield protecting us.
Unless the girl is a body builder and has some major pectorals then your dead.
trolololololol
Who else looked behind them when she said "you are not aware of your surroundings"
Killer calls:
Me: *picks up and doesn't say anything, thinking that it's a spam call and puts the phone back down*
Also me: okay, that should be good.
I love all these killer x person scenario comments 😂
scrolling down laughing
Me too
*Killer at the window watching me while calling me on the phone*
Killer: I can see you
Me: *Looks around*
Me:
Me: Do I look good?
Sup Homie Lol
Sup Homie 😂😂😂😂 I just laughed so hard
Sup Homie LOL
Sup Homie lol😂😂😂
made my day
with me 2 ways this could go...
killer calls
me: im playing a game (denies call)
or...
killer: you have 7 days
me: thanks for reminding me i have to throw that bread out
killer: in 7 days-
me: i know i have a test
killer: no ok in 7 days-
me: its your birthday
killer:no 7-
me: oh its my birthday
killer: no in 7-
me: OH I GOT IT MY AMAZON PACKAGE ARRIVES!
killer: thats along time you should've gone with prime
me: i know but prime wasn't available
killer: oh what you buy
me: this new film set
killer: your into film
Me: yea- (mom calls)
me: i gotta go talk to you later bye
killer: bye
(hangs up the phone)
Damn this is hilarious 😂
This needs mire LIKES😥
@@vaishnavinrao7231 heck yeah
Killer: *calls*
Me: *picks up*
Killer: I'm going to kill you in 5 days.
Me: Hello sir, thank you for calling McDonald's what would you like today?
Killer: Oh um. Isn't this Gaby?
Me: No sir this is McDonalds what would you like?
Killer: You do delivery now?
Me: Yes.
Killer: ....A double mc cheese burger pls.
Me: We'll have it ready just come and pay for it.
Killer: YAY!
Me: *hangs up* Ha. Sucker.
Lolz
XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That is perfect
Now the killer has been fooled 😂
person: is anyone there? killer: yeah I'm in the kitchen wanna sandwich
flamelily dragonet lol
flamelily dragonet that's the kinda killer i would want in my horror movie 😂
flamelily dragonet A classic
Channy KMS don't get the point
Jbiohjk Nkjb It's said a lot/its an old one so it's kind of a classic
Me: **hears noise**
Killer: **opens front door** Where are you?
Me: **sings Melanie Martinez songs and acts like poppy**
Killer: HES FRICKIN POSSESSED!!!
Macy TheBunny xD
LMAO
Macy TheBunny LMAOOOO😂😂
Macy TheBunny lol😂😂😂😂😂
SATAN AND THE ILLUMINATI HAD A BABY
Me:*Gets a call*
Killer:Your gonna die in 3 days
Me:Like you can kill me, I am a psychopath and I think of dark stuff and sometimes goes insane
Mom:Who’s that
Killer:...
Me:They said they’re gonna kill me
Mom:*Grabs phone*CÁLLATE ANTES DE QUE TE ABOFETEO CON MI CHANKLA
Killer:GOTTA GO IM OUT
Lol true
Can u translate that pls?
How the heck did i understand what yo Mom is saying 😂
I understood chankla so.. Killer better run
@@AAAJWH im arabic its correct ^^
*unknown caller*
Me: Hello?
Killer: you have 7 days to live.
Me: THANK GOD. YO, CAN YOU COME NOW PLEASE?
Killer:
Me;
Killer: do you need a hug. *stands at door with a teddy bear and ice cream*
*we watch The Notebook and eat the ice cream*
😆
Then he kills u
Aww, that’s kinda sweet. I would feel bad about ducking into the bathroom and calling the police. :p
@@Liz-ps1qe lol I know right
Ha, me
Nice killer😊
me in a horror movie
killer comes to kill me,
killer takes one look at my face,
killer hands me the knife "Dude they must have got the casting wrong"
Abdullah Al Naim aww damn. That's messed up. Don't say that about yourself
Abdullah Al Naim that's my life
Same
MY LIFE THO
Same
what i hate in some movies is that when poeple stand still when danger is coming to them and run when its right in front of them 😝😕
chrissiee You get stuck in fear (its real)
chrissiee Yeah like on Scooby-Doo they stand there for 5 fuckin hours and when it's right beside them and then run..
Exactly! People in horror movies have the worst reaction times EVER! And they somehow have the ability to trip over thin air.
chrissiee I know right
chrissiee OMG i watched a movie and the main boy didnt move (cos a tree nearly fell on him)his dad told him to move but he didnt and it fell on his dad. he was dead. Boys fault. Well done👏👏.
_Unknown number_
Me: Hello?
Killer: You will Die in 7 days.....
Me: GOD?!
killer: Get ready to-
Me: JESUS!? IS THAT YOU?
killer: what
Me: I WILL GO TO HEAVEN RITE?
Killer: *-hangs up*
Me:GOD!? U DERE??
"GOD?! YOU DERE?!"😂😂
I cannot😂😂💀💀
BTS JIMIN LOVE hahaha
Jimin
Yandere..
Y Latina grandmas r never in horror movies
Killer:7 days
Her: y harora! *beats killer with shoe or yeets away*
XDD
yEetT
Killer: kicks the door down
Me: no use your manners
*killers goes out the room and knocks on the door*
Me:*opens the door* see that wasn't to hard to use your manners was it?
That's totally my mom!
Cute Coconut I would like to point out that I was your 666th like
Cute Coconut I was the 667th like
Trixalia yeah, I was the 666th number of likes so she's saying it's the devils number
Cute Coconut Lol 😂
" they didn't hit puberty, puberty hit them "
*Died laughing*
With a bat
R.I.P I’ll tell the family
Lol
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I feel sooooooooooooooo sad fo r you you died jk/ just kidding
girl in movie: *home alone* ~hears noise~ 'thinks' probably just the cat or dog WE DONT HAVE
me: seriously im already used to it you know she dead
Killer: Hello~~
Me: *FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDE*
Killer:... uhm so, you have 7 days to live
Me: WAIT WHAT?! ARE YOU GOD OR SOMETHING?!
Killer: No! Wait what, I'm a killer.
Me: Oh wow, thank you then. I'll be seeing you in 7 days. Bring extra money and clothes.
~●~●~●~
(7 days later)
Killer: * calls me * I can see you through your window
Me: Uhm... by the way, I can see you too. Get in. It's cold outside.
Killer: Uhm... are you sure.
Me: Yeah, I have Netflix and WiFi. I have some cold beer and snacks too.
Killer: * gets inside the house * * watches Netflix with me *
~●~●~●~
Mom: * calls *
Killer: * picks up * sorry, the old [insert real name here] can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she's dead.
Mom: * keeps screaming profanities *
Killer: * hangs up *
Me: * high fives killer * Dãmn Bob, you don't know how long I've been waiting to do that * continues on packing * Well, we need to go now. My parents are going to kill us.
○~○~○~○
And people, this is how I befriended a killer named Bob. Netflix and WiFi solves everything
Lol
I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED AF
I’m screenshooting this 😂
Ssssssssss is all I said to this 😅
Can u continue this story? XD I think I see a spark between u and bob 😏
If there was a killer in my room,I would become an angry Latina😂😂
montaralaramsp :3 yes yes yes yes nothing is scarier than an angry Latina
omg yes i am the only latina at school and i am tested 4 being an angry latina
montaralaramsp :3 SAAAAAME! plus, I'm a latina so😂
montaralaramsp :3 I would join them
montaralaramsp :3 I am always an angry Latina.
How to not die in a horror movie: BE THE MAIN CHARACTER
Yandere Chan You say that now, until you watch Wrong Turn 4 and 5, they all die.
Mika TheBlackWolf spoiler! 😣😂
+Yandere Chan In a horror movie you would be the killer! I'm gonna steal senpai btw :3
That doesn't always help because I've seen the main characters die in horror movies
Yandere Chan Dead silence they alldie as well
*Hears glass shattering*
Me:*calls mom crying*
Killer:MY LEGGGG
Me:*goes downstairs and stares at the killer on the floor*
Killer:Help me
😂😆
Lol this is me robbing a house
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
*KILLER*: You got 7 days to live
*ME*: Oh, I was gonna tell you the same thing.
*7 DaYs LaTeR*
*KILLER*: 'Opens door to see me with a pan at the other side's
*ME*: Let's do this the old fashion way!
*KILLER*: 'Runs away'
Why did I read Seven days later with the narrator's voice from SpongeBob?
@@Giniro_No_Suisei same bruh XD ahahahah
No let's do this the Rapunzel way
Movie- what is that sound
Me- CALL THE POLICE
Movie- is that a knife
Me- CALL THE POLICE
Movie- is that my dead best friend
Me- CALL THE POLICE
Jennifer Ash same XD
Jennifer Ash same
Jennifer Ash OMGGGGGG same xD
Jennifer Ash
those IDIOTS good thing their acting
Why a Mexican mother would never die in a horror movie
Killer: *sneaks up on her with a knife when suddenly-*
Mom: *slaps killer in the face with a chancla* YOU DON'T PAY THE BILLS TO BE ACTIN UP
Lexi 'Babydoll' Barrow what would happen
Lexi 'Babydoll' Barrow I would get all my filp folps and slap the killer
True XD
Lexi 'Babydoll' Barrow ok everyone be honest you read that in Superwomens boice
Lexi 'Babydoll' Barrow lol best comment ever😂
"You didn't hit puberty. Puberty hit you. With a bat."
I can relate to this on a spiritual level.
Not original but I love those comments that go
Killer: “seven days”
Me: “make it five”
Killer: “four”
Me: “three, take it or leave it.”
🧽 ⭐️
Killer: Hello
Me: It's me... I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet...
Killer: I'm outside
Me: Hello from the outsiiiiiiiiidddeee!!!!! At least I can call the cops this tiiiiimmmme!!! to tell them theirs a creeper talking to me!!!!
Now the world hello will never be the same.... Thanks Adele
WHAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂genius
+Kayla Rose (Foreverkayla08) LOLLLLL IM DONE ~Nya!
You are all very welcome *bows*
(Gets unknown call from stranger)
Me:
(Declines)
MEEEEE!!!!
derpy artist same
Sameeee
No, I'll answer and the killer will be like, "You have seven-"
And I would cut them off saying, "This is not Stranger Things, I do not have Seven. Maybe you do. Okay, good day, now. Bye." And then I would block him...
Lol saaammmeeeeeeeeee
since everyone else is doing it
Killer: sEvEN dAysss
Me: wrong number
Killer: um.. isn't this Tigrezz?
Me: no, this is patrick
Also, no fav horror film cuz they're all clichés
All the tables fly-
Movie: Oh you know it's just the wind...
Noises come from upstairs-
Movie: Maybe just the dog..
My dead friend in the window
Movie: Jessica stop trying to scare me!
Me: MAN TAKE A HINT UR GETTING HAUNTED BY A MURDER!!
Next thing u know, they all die
Me: That's what they get I don't feel bad😒😒
"Yeah, that dog that I don't own."
Elianna Garcia OMG ME HOW I REACT LIKE BRH ALL DIS WEIRD S$&$ HAPPING AND OH ITS FINE ITS JUST A JOKE WTF
Pastel Popsicle I
Hears a noise downstairs...
ⓞⓡⓓⓔⓡⓢ ⓟⓘⓩⓩⓐ
How do you do circle writing
CelestialMoon 1 ⓘ ⓦⓞⓤⓛⓓ ⓞⓡⓓⓔⓡ PIZZΔ ΔΠD STΔRΒUCҜS (ⒶⓃⒹ ⓌⒶⓉⒸⒽ NETFLIX)
*gets unknown call*
*me:* -declines-
*is playing Cat n mouse with a Murderer*
*Me* is pinned to wall
*Me* "Just kill me already!"
*Killer* "I...I can't, it's not going to be scary for you."
*Me* takes killers knife
*Killer* "huh"?
*Me* stabs killer and walks away
Lol meh
go to Wattpad that's where the fanfic writers should be.
Two years later this is still one of my favs
ikr me 2 😂😂
do true!!!
true
wairimu magua mine was too
wairimu magua LOL SAME. 😂
Killer: you have seven days
Me: I have seven baes
Killer:NO you have 7 days
Me: I have 7 cakes
Killer: I'm watching you
Me:Don't watch me watch the tv goodbye
Lol
😂💀
OML- XD
When I’m home alone and I hear a strange noise I grab a weapon before going to investigate
Killer: You will die in 7 days
Me: No I won't
Killer: Yes you will die in 7 days
Me: I am a child of God I AM BLESSED
Killer: What that isn't even relevant
Me: Have you heard the good news
*Apologies if this offends anyone I meant for this to be funny not offensive or religious.
Preach brother 😁😁😁😁😁
Lol
God bless you , you shall live forever I'm spirit
Did anyone else see the green flash at 2:00? It tripped me out.. it happened again too lol
Anita Star it happened a1:39
too
Teresa Wheeler, you have to go to the time in the vid AND press play. You'll see it.😉👍
Anita Star omg yea
Anita Star MEEEE
Me in a horror movie
Phone Rings
Me: Hello
Killer: I see you 👀
Me: Silence
Killer: Silence
Me: Do I look good?
Swagnoskians :::: not surprised you copied someone
Sirius, are you alive?!?!?!?!?!?!!
POH JEN EN, KESLYN SEC103 it does 😂
Swagnoskians :::: lmao I'm dead😂😂😂
lol....... you forgot
Killer: hold on, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the killer is now gone!
She is talking about escape the night kind of and she said Tyler would die first in horror and he survived ETN
**home alone at night**
**hears a noise**
Me: "Meh, probably just the cat... or dog... or the other cat... or the other other cat..."
Papyrus lol
Papyrus NYEHHEHEHEHE!!!
Papyrus SUP BRAH
Cupid Strike
Hi!!
Papyrus ,what are you doing here?
who else is watching this in 2018 (four years in the future and she still slays)
Heyo I am!
Mia Stein
me
hello I am future......
Let me finish my album
Mia Stein I'm in 2018!
Mia Stein hereeeer
Mia Stein me
*Phone number rings*
Me: hello?
Killer: I've killed your girlfriend, you're next.
Me: Huh?
Killer: I've killed your girlfriend
Me: Which one?
🤣😂
Killer: 7 days
Me: Why so long, can't it be tomorrow?
killer: im gonna kill u
me: hangs up, already on airplane, change my name even my face, nope aint nobody got time to be killed
Lol same
ain't nobody got time for that!
xD
hi
Me: U got the wrong number
*hangs up*
GO'S STRAIGHT TO CANADA.
I already knew the answer:
The monster would be too busy laughing at Lilly's humour to kill her.
Barbie Au oh
Barbie Au yep
Uh huh
Barbie Au the monsters gonna die of laughter
Barbie Au true lol
Killer calls
I answer
Me: Yeah?Who's at the phone?
Killer:7 days
Me:Mom??? Is that you???? Ooooo you are at the shop and you ask me if I want 7Days(croissant) . Well yeah sure!
Killer:WHAT???
Me:thanks mum! Bye love you!!!
Killer:w-wait what?!?!?!
End call
bruuuhhh I used to loove 7Days I was raised on those XD
This is what would happen if a killer called me and said”I seeeeee you...”
“Do I look good?”
Killer: I can see you...
Me: oh no, I don’t wanna hurt you. You really don’t wanna see me.
That is 10000000000000000000% me
Honey I once got attacked by a killer clown and I just... punched him in the balls so hared just try me... lol
Fun Time With Sedra hard*
Lol
Christina - I don’t have windows in my house only one but it has blinds
how to not die in a horror movie.
#1. Be the main character
Harrison Post #2 Be the killer
Harrison Post I'd be the one who would be *HELPING* the KILLER
3. Run tf
No but the girl in the third rings movie became samara and that is really horrible and she was the main protagonist
Harrison Post Or you can just be the extra. Like a dog or somethin
killer: You Have 24 hours to li-
me: HI WELCOME TO CHILIES
killer:...
killer: her soul is already gone...
me: well sir you're not wrong.
*phone rings*
Me: yellow?
Killer: I can see you
Me: then why aren't you dead?
I hate in horror movies, or actually in a lot of movies, when someone is running away from something, but instead of going left or right, they run straight, which is directly in the path of whatever is chasing them lol
And don't even get me started on when they "fall" over pretty much nothing...
Ikr totally dumb asses lol😝
Oh dear
What are you talking about I trip on nothing all the time, that pesky nothing ;)
OMG its Me tbh me too haha
OMG its Me hahaha
Killer comes*
Prepare to be killed:
Me: turns around and has a creepy smile
Killer:uh
Me: screams song while running towards killer rubbing self while dancing
KILLER: HOLY- I GOTTA RUN!
ItsKate • I imaged this while reading
If it was me they probably run if I just turn around
Lol
Me:On period 😭😭
Killer:You have 7 days
Me:IKR😭😭😭😭
Killer:😈😈
Me:Like I have to bleed for 7 days u know??😪
Killer:Uhh-
Me:😭😭😭 * hangs up with a whole mood *
Killer: You're dieing in 7 days
Me: How?
Killer: *hangs up*
Me: *books plane ticket to the UK*
dying*
My logic:
*hears noise downstairs*
Gets really scared and stays in bed covering myself in the cover
Maariya Hasan same
Maariya Hasan exactly! XD
Maariya Hasan, my logic: hears a noise downstairs. Me: *throws all my knifes downstairs not caring wtf I hit*
Me logic:
hears noise downstairs
Jumps out window
I would do that but I would take like the whole spoon fork knife cabinet in Psych throw it everywhere if that person comes near me
I would be too terrified in a horror movie too survive, so, I would lie down and pretend I was dead😂
Padfoot 934 im so glad in not the only one 😂😂😂
Padfoot 934 OMG LMAO😂😂😂😂😂
Padfoot 934 same but what if the killer decides to stab you a couple times just to make sure you're really dead?
Padfoot 934 XDDDD
But they would make sure u're really dead. Probably gonna stab you again and again
Me:**Hiding in closet**
Killer:**is looking for me**
Me:**sneezes**
Killer: I FOUND YOU!
Me: SAY BLESHEW YOU IMPROPER PSYCHOPATH!!**Kills killer**
Or sneeze, then the killer remember the pandemic and flee away.
Me : went to bedroom at night to bring the rubber band out of the dressing table
Also me : hears a plastic bag falling and runs to the living room so badly that my neighbour country asks "What's wrong girl?"
*Unknown number calls me*
Me: I don’t know that bish. I don’t know them. No way on earth I’m answering that call.
Cecillie Monroe you spelled fish wrong LOL I'm kidding I know what you meant
THANK YOU WHY ANSWER A NUMBER YOU DON'T RECOGNISE ISTG
Everyone I knew texted me first before calling me saying their names, it's just easier
Cecillie Monroe relatable
Exactly! Peoples in horror movies are just like, "Hmm... I don't know this number, and I don't recognize it... Ah, well! Let's see who it is!" And this is why everyone in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse would die in a horror movie.
You know what I hate about horror movies?
When someone's in a dark place and they don't know where they are so they start yelling "hello?" Like the freaking killers gonna be like
"Hey, I'm in the kitchen making some food do you want anything?"
Brittany Williams 😂😂
IKR?!
Lol I wish
I know right!!
Brittany Williams wait that's not how it works?
*Me: *doesn't answer phone calls in the first place**
(Me in Scream)
Killer: What’s your favourite scary movie?
Me: (Goes into a 24 hour debate about the pros and cons of every horror film ever made)
Also if I were in Scream I’d be Randy but not dead in the 2nd.
they didn't hit puberty, puberty hit them. 😂
jordan the flash WITH A BAT
"They didn't just hit puberty, puberty hit them, with a bat."😂😂😂
Killer: *calls
Me : *to busy jamming to my bts ringtone*
SAME hello army 💜
The time is 3:45 am
Me:huh what was that noise
Me:ill be fine probably one of the pets
Time 5:35
Me:what did i just feel on my face
Me:probably just a baby spider
Later that morning at 6
???:(whispering) 7 days 7 days
Me:Who was that
???:your time 7 days 3:26 am
Me: huh is that my birthday,no
Seven days later at 3:24 am
To be continued
Fyi, u never continued it... ;)
If there is blood coming from the pipes I’m calling the cops, not the plumber!
Bro, if there's blood coming out of my pipes, Imma stick a pad around it, get my fam out of the house, while my father and I pour gasoline or oil everywhere throughout the house, light a match, letting it fall in the kitchen, which is by the door btw, and run the F away from that god damn mind f-ing house!
I'd call the police and go on my knees and pray to god
NinjaKED12 The cops would blame you tho
Killer: you wanna die today!
Me: yea kinda
Killer: *lowers gun* damn. You wanna talk about it?
XoxoSupergirlXoxo 😂😂😂😂
Same tho...
XoxoSupergirlXoxo *Takes out gun and shoots him..after we talk about it*
U got this from internet don’t you lol
XoxoSupergirlXoxo aww only if