Letting The Person In Front Of Me Decide What I Eat!

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  • @MusicalMemories211
    @MusicalMemories211 Před 5 lety +5357

    James Corden needs to have Miranda on carpool Karaoke.

  • @meganspooner6992
    @meganspooner6992 Před 5 lety +382

    "This is the hand motion it does, it's definately Jeffree Starr"
    Had me dying.

  • @tamgarcia4237
    @tamgarcia4237 Před 3 měsíci +235

    Who still watching in 2024

  • @7kingston
    @7kingston Před rokem +31

    It might’ve almost been 4 years ago this was posted, I still come back to this 😭💀

  • @AshleyOrtegaa
    @AshleyOrtegaa Před 5 lety +12694

    “He forgot the chocolate milk”
    “IDIOT”
    I DIED 😂💀

    • @marissaa_
      @marissaa_ Před 5 lety +67

      Ashley Ortega omg i’m a big fan❤️❤️❤️

    • @mamarmaqsood5762
      @mamarmaqsood5762 Před 5 lety +38

      Ashley Ortega sAME😂👌🏻👌🏻

    • @bellajones5020
      @bellajones5020 Před 5 lety +36

      Ashley Ortega Has entered the chat😀😀

    • @skylerwebber445
      @skylerwebber445 Před 5 lety +26

      I am going to watch your video I wanna see how good it is

    • @aufdel2212
      @aufdel2212 Před 5 lety +13

      Well i guess you really dont know Miranda Lambert and also may the lord be with and also read the Bible

  • @thatonestainyoucantgetout9885

    10:39
    “Bye see ya later”
    *1 second later*
    “Ew so annoying”
    😂😂

    • @JaviNJose
      @JaviNJose Před 5 lety +6

      🤣😂🤣 when she did it the second time I died even more

    • @spegnagmaglorious3590
      @spegnagmaglorious3590 Před 5 lety +1

      Nice username😂

    • @seasawz7112
      @seasawz7112 Před 5 lety

      Don’t Use Tik Tok 300th like 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @nikkikoch129
    @nikkikoch129 Před rokem +48

    Pulls out the creamy ranch “Looks like that time of the night if you know what I’m saying “ 😂😂😂😂

  • @Loveatticus13
    @Loveatticus13 Před 10 měsíci +8

    I can’t stop laughing at the “ PLEASE STOP FOLLOWING ME SIR” 7:28 7:37

  • @evag5295
    @evag5295 Před 5 lety +7855

    pleaseeeeee if there's bloopers for this....I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE

  • @PrincePeterohEngland
    @PrincePeterohEngland Před 5 lety +707

    “That time of the month” and “that time of the night” HILARIOUS 😂

  • @JamJamJayJay
    @JamJamJayJay Před 7 měsíci +5

    *it has all the James Charles foundation colours mixed in one*
    *IT TASTES LIKE JAMES CHARLES TOO*
    OMG that is the funniest thing ever I’m gonna DIE

  • @millieobrien1276
    @millieobrien1276 Před 2 lety +7

    "oh, it's not an avatar, it's Jeffrey Star"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rachelhanna
    @rachelhanna Před 5 lety +2081

    “...but I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer.” *LOLOLOL*

  • @goldenarm4827
    @goldenarm4827 Před 5 lety +24829

    Sometimes my brain can't process that she is still Colleen Ballinger..

  • @nehayussuf5504
    @nehayussuf5504 Před měsícem +2

    I didn’t know they made toys of jefrey starrrr good for him💅💅💅
    The zooming in on the face and eating so satisfying😂😂😂

  • @SaveoYousif
    @SaveoYousif Před rokem +7

    4:21 Miranda is such a comedian 😂😂😂

  • @ariannawebster2094
    @ariannawebster2094 Před 5 lety +850

    You can see colleen slowly dyeing when she is pretending to like the gogurt with chicken nuggets

  • @alexixfloren1152
    @alexixfloren1152 Před 5 lety +442

    “Am I supposed to use my chesticle milk for this!” 🤣🤣🤣 that killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @belindathwaites9111
    @belindathwaites9111 Před měsícem +4

    Miranda thinking about peeing…….
    I’m just thinking about peeing don’t mind me 🤣

  • @anthonysplanet3274
    @anthonysplanet3274 Před 11 dny +2

    "THAT DULICHES"
    GOT ME LAUGHING 😂

  • @ELSEWHAT-er1cn
    @ELSEWHAT-er1cn Před měsícem +2

    i CANT with the DeLeChEeSe

  • @user-jv3qw3ww8m
    @user-jv3qw3ww8m Před 2 měsíci +22

    Who else is here in 2024??

  • @bellasmith8774
    @bellasmith8774 Před 5 lety +546

    "The hand movements, it's definitely Jeffrey Star" I laughed way too hard😂

    • @jxderin
      @jxderin Před 5 lety

      guys idk if u guys know, but that toy was nebula

    • @alexlara2321
      @alexlara2321 Před 5 lety

      His name is actually jeffree

    • @bellasmith8774
      @bellasmith8774 Před 5 lety

      @@jxderin I knew that, i just thought it was funny how Miranda thought it was Jeffree Star😂

    • @jxderin
      @jxderin Před 5 lety

      oh ok @Bella Smith i get u now

  • @harrybarefoot
    @harrybarefoot Před 5 měsíci +10

    “Am I supposed to use my chesticle milk for this?” I fell of my bed from laughing so much💀

    • @PoppySmith-uu6qq
      @PoppySmith-uu6qq Před měsícem

      Me to .Did the exactly the same thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉

  • @VioletsRobloxvideo
    @VioletsRobloxvideo Před 11 měsíci +15

    She’s hilarious and I remember the last time I watched this I was 5. I never knew what a “singular pub” was but now I do💀💀💀💀

  • @Castielxangel
    @Castielxangel Před 5 lety +624

    LMAO SHE CALLED NEBULA JEFFFRRREEE STAAARRR IM WHEEEZINNTNGNGN

    • @hazelnutspred3348
      @hazelnutspred3348 Před 5 lety +2

      Well everything was accurate down to the hand motion lol

    • @BrandonNaatz
      @BrandonNaatz Před 5 lety

      Castiel Novak I've got an asthma inhaler which should help 😏

  • @ShivCreates
    @ShivCreates Před 5 lety +5026

    Love seeing Miranda back in public like she did in her old vlogs

    • @Zoe-uv9jm
      @Zoe-uv9jm Před 5 lety +81

      You can go to this channel called Colleen vlogs where Miranda dresses up as this person called Colleen Ballinger and talks weirdly and goes out in public

    • @matthew1932
      @matthew1932 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Zoe-uv9jm that's miranda irl (in real life)

    • @mitchscb6079
      @mitchscb6079 Před 5 lety +25

      Matthew cat 130 its a joke

    • @ImNotTellingYou-ht8uq
      @ImNotTellingYou-ht8uq Před 5 lety +6

      Zoe sorry but r/wooooosh 😂

    • @Zoe-uv9jm
      @Zoe-uv9jm Před 5 lety +13

      ...I’m Not Telling You more like Matthew cat 130
      I made the joke...?

  • @Eatables883.
    @Eatables883. Před 6 měsíci +3

    I’m watching this in 2023 and. I loved her as a kid and I’m can’t stop laughing at the burger part😂😂😂😂❤

  • @sammytheface8821
    @sammytheface8821 Před měsícem +2

    4:55. You're using your brothers' magic wand....as a straw.

  • @kellywilliamson15
    @kellywilliamson15 Před 5 lety +640

    0:26
    ‘I don’t eat breakfast coz I’m not a serial/cereal killer’
    😂 IM DEAD 😂

  • @JJ-tg6rq
    @JJ-tg6rq Před 5 lety +2332

    BBQ sauce - looks like that time of the month if you know what I'm saying...
    Ranch - looks like that time of the night if you know what I'm saying....
    I'm dying 🤣😂

  • @Lily28143
    @Lily28143 Před rokem +17

    I love how the inspirational music started playing when she spit out the nugget 😂

  • @bellaisweird
    @bellaisweird Před rokem +2

    StOp FarTinG wHiLe YoUr FiLmInG Me. Got me laughing

  • @zaarabhatti6048
    @zaarabhatti6048 Před 4 lety +659

    The way she holds the steering wheel just kills me
    so freaking funny😂😂😂😂

  • @girlstaahp853
    @girlstaahp853 Před 5 lety +611

    The thing with the senior discount is actually kind of smart 😂😂

  • @sammytheface8821
    @sammytheface8821 Před měsícem +3

    10:13. Getting a PLASTIC STRAW....so.... good bye turtles.

  • @billysaviation
    @billysaviation Před 10 měsíci +69

    what funny and wholesome creator! i hope she doesnt respond to allegations with the worst apology know to man!

  • @wvan1174
    @wvan1174 Před 5 lety +382

    Miranda explaining to get rid of the plastic for the turtles was hilarious. She kind of has the right idea just the wrong reasoning 😂😂😂

  • @raspberryJ4m
    @raspberryJ4m Před 5 lety +782

    😂 I don’t eat breakfast, I’m not a cereal killer😂💀

  • @youdontknowmyrealname20.

    Man what mcdonald’s let’s you get a burger and nuggets in the same meal? i would’ve loved that when i was younger

  • @Ashleighclark9608
    @Ashleighclark9608 Před 10 měsíci +10

    Who’s here while she’s actively getting cancelled?

  • @AudreyAWeirdo
    @AudreyAWeirdo Před 5 lety +495

    When Flynn is older and watches this I bet he is gonna be like "Mom,what are you doing?!?!?*

  • @iva3819
    @iva3819 Před 4 lety +349

    "This looks like that time of the night If you know what I mean" 😂

  • @alisonzonneveldt2924
    @alisonzonneveldt2924 Před měsícem +2

    5:42 LMAOOO 😂

  • @camilahernandezswirl4324
    @camilahernandezswirl4324 Před 2 lety +2

    When she said “I’m supposed to use my --milk for this?!?”😂

  • @seanshot07
    @seanshot07 Před 5 lety +268

    Miranda: I don’t eat breakfast cuz I’m not a cereal killer
    Me: 😆😆😆😁 died

  • @o_o2039
    @o_o2039 Před 5 lety +114

    *“Excuse you... brat”*
    I’m dead🤣

  • @KenzieLester
    @KenzieLester Před 7 měsíci +2

    I love when she sang her song and the way she said “WiKI WIkI” got me dying

  • @4everEllis-yw1xl
    @4everEllis-yw1xl Před měsícem +2

    The way she shoved the whole burrito in her mouth and took like the smallest fight
    Bite ever😂😂

  • @goldensponge5847
    @goldensponge5847 Před 5 lety +425

    “There’s fans everywhere, look.”
    Miranda looks around
    “One...two.....”
    Wow Miranda, that’s a lot of fans right there.

  • @sonialasseigne7986
    @sonialasseigne7986 Před 5 lety +286

    “The person ordered extra lettuce?! Fricking pervert.”

  • @Valo-Cromealt-iq9pg
    @Valo-Cromealt-iq9pg Před 11 měsíci +3

    Reason why Miranda is crazy: she thinks the ranch sauce is good and the barbecue sauce is bad

  • @MATERIALGURL123
    @MATERIALGURL123 Před 3 dny +1

    Is I js me or is she literally holding the steering wheel like this 😂😂
    🤏🛞🤏😂😂
    🤌delICHees🤌 😂😂

  • @raynacarol9533
    @raynacarol9533 Před 5 lety +706

    16:25 "I'm usually really good at swallowing" OMG MIRANDA IM DEAD 😂

  • @Tom-je5fx
    @Tom-je5fx Před 5 lety +323

    she died inside when she ate it with the strawberry yoghurt 😂

  • @Bye910
    @Bye910 Před rokem +3

    15:45 you could tell she was about to do Colleen’s signature as well

  • @Different_equine2
    @Different_equine2 Před 5 měsíci +1

    I love how everyone that walks by is “hi fan sorry no pictures today”

  • @audreyyy111
    @audreyyy111 Před 5 lety +266

    Miranda: Oh AlSo i StOle mY GraNDmAs cAr fOr dIs
    Miranda: She wont even know because she was in the ReStrOOm
    Me: .....😅

  • @ajarobinson6832
    @ajarobinson6832 Před 5 lety +311

    "Aww the plastic straws.... THE TURTLES "😂

  • @sarahstansfield6814
    @sarahstansfield6814 Před 9 měsíci +2

    “ never in my wildest dreams could I imagine something so foul” had me dying

  • @samanthanelson7939
    @samanthanelson7939 Před 11 měsíci +3

    So this is 2023 Maranda: you will be having TWINS!!! You will have a boy and a girl!!! And pinto bean!!! They are so grown up it makes me cry!!! You will love them dearly even if you do t believe it!!! Love you Maranda!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @lilbeezy241
    @lilbeezy241 Před 5 lety +4423

    no one:
    not a soul:
    miranda sings: No pictures today, thank you

  • @dianapesin2469
    @dianapesin2469 Před rokem +11

    Miranda your voice is very funny 😂

  • @patrickgorza
    @patrickgorza Před rokem +9

    4:20 that slow motion spit was better than a dinosaur barking🙂👌

  • @chloebaud
    @chloebaud Před 5 lety +222

    I love that you kept your wedding ring...it's the only thing that reminds me that you are Colleen 😂. How did you manage to order as miranda omg !

  • @ryleeyoundt756
    @ryleeyoundt756 Před 5 lety +96

    "I heard turtles eat plastic straws, so if u take them away, they will die. That's why I always use medal staws."
    Thanks Miranda😂😂😂

  • @kaitlynsalas8879
    @kaitlynsalas8879 Před 10 měsíci +2

    i hope she know the little “brown turds” on the animal style fries are literally grilled onions 🤣🤣

  • @avamorris6347
    @avamorris6347 Před rokem +2

    I love this girl 😂

  • @jasmijnapte
    @jasmijnapte Před 5 lety +247

    What am I supposed to wash it down with? My SPIT?😂

    • @alexanderhopkins917
      @alexanderhopkins917 Před 5 lety +1

      Jasmijn Apte 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @ramennoddle8348
      @ramennoddle8348 Před 5 lety +1

      Water lol😀

    • @adelehamiri5208
      @adelehamiri5208 Před 5 lety +3

      Lol i was skrolling down saw this and she said the exact same time i read it

    • @kotaella
      @kotaella Před 5 lety +1

      Umm with your chocolit milk Duh

    • @zulekhaessop9124
      @zulekhaessop9124 Před 5 lety +1

      Thats just gross

  • @gabrielmacias3712
    @gabrielmacias3712 Před 5 lety +729

    "An Avatar? Wait no that's not an avatar. It's Jeffrey Star."
    -Miranda Sings 2019

  • @landryschneider3478
    @landryschneider3478 Před rokem +1

    WHEN SHE ATE THE BURGER AND SPAT IT OUT I DIEDDDDDDDMLAUGHING

  • @laurend5744
    @laurend5744 Před 9 měsíci

    IT'S A STUPID TOY oh its Jeffrey star
    me on the floor dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂
    LOVE YOU MIRANDA as a friend

  • @l_gr15
    @l_gr15 Před 4 lety +722

    "i dont eat breakfast because im not a cereal killer" im ded xD

  • @gordosvlogs5587
    @gordosvlogs5587 Před 5 lety +272

    She was complaining about onions but the animal style fries include onions 😂 “ Those crispy bits”

  • @SnatchThatWig
    @SnatchThatWig Před 11 měsíci +2

    Is nobody going to talk about how she put gogurt on her chicken nugget😭😭😂😭😭😂

  • @a-banana
    @a-banana Před 3 měsíci +1

    “It looks like that time of the night is you know what I’m saying” AYOOOOO

  • @jenruby1442
    @jenruby1442 Před 5 lety +349

    Miranda: There’s fans everywhere
    Me : random people walking 😂

  • @heyshawtyy
    @heyshawtyy Před 5 lety +1859

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not even a soul:
    Miranda Sings: no pictures today, thank you.

    • @sophiemay8707
      @sophiemay8707 Před 5 lety +18

      This comment is been used way to much to the point it’s actually annoying

    • @diosamakabenta2761
      @diosamakabenta2761 Před 5 lety

      Wow totaly in the
      Mood

    • @deminahjane2630
      @deminahjane2630 Před 5 lety

      lovatic here 😂

    • @metoo6247
      @metoo6247 Před 5 lety +1

      Your comment is stupid. Plz pleaaase check your I.Q.
      Please.

    • @alishaa9986
      @alishaa9986 Před 5 lety +1

      Omg lmaooo I was literally on that part 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justinplaysnhl5443
    @justinplaysnhl5443 Před rokem +1

    "Wooow that's delickshis" LOL I LOVE HER!!

  • @aliyahak5212
    @aliyahak5212 Před rokem

    When Miranda said “Yeassss, Yeassss” “Happy meal”😂😂

  • @vivekadeol6498
    @vivekadeol6498 Před 5 lety +868

    Red BBQ sauce: "looks lik thAt time of the mOnth ifyouknowhatimsayin"
    White Ranch sauce: "reminds me of thAt time of the night ifyouknowhatimsayin"
    i died💀😂😂

  • @thipaanan4555
    @thipaanan4555 Před 5 lety +640

    The best way to get rid of turtles is takeaway their plastics 😂😂😂

  • @cashculberson7162
    @cashculberson7162 Před rokem +2

    “If this is the hand motion it does, this is DEFINITELY Jeffery Star😭

  • @Angel-nq1jw
    @Angel-nq1jw Před 9 měsíci +1

    When she said "don't come for me it's my grandmas car so don't be like "ohhh what's that carrrrr like odvisly it's my grandmas car"
    KILLED ME 💀

  • @lawrencehazley7410
    @lawrencehazley7410 Před 5 lety +345

    "No plastics straw because the turtles still them from us" LMBO LOL🤣😂

  • @sophiaaaxxx
    @sophiaaaxxx Před rokem +2

    I watched this video so many times when I was little😭😭😭

  • @jeremyoshie8303
    @jeremyoshie8303 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The fact that she's picking pieces of hair of the car and throwing it out😂😂😂

  • @annabananaconda4908
    @annabananaconda4908 Před 5 lety +97

    “The First Lady under a senior age to get a discount” hahahahahaha

  • @ZoeeSavX
    @ZoeeSavX Před 5 lety +404

    The reaction every time someone recognised her is ICONIC.
    "BRAT"

    • @saramendez1772
      @saramendez1772 Před 3 lety

      Oh no 😢

    • @kamranriaz4661
      @kamranriaz4661 Před 3 lety

      I wish i could have met her
      But i dont live in ameri a ☹

    • @sweetberry2243
      @sweetberry2243 Před 3 lety

      Why did she put yogurt on her nugget. That’s not where it goes it doesn’t go as a sauce. Also she keeps saying everyone’s her fans.

    • @jmk0574
      @jmk0574 Před 2 lety +2

      @@sweetberry2243 sweetie pie, she’s an actress playing a character. She’s doing everything on purpose to be silly 🙃.

  • @Brylinn_Kay-_-
    @Brylinn_Kay-_- Před 10 měsíci +1

    0:33 also who gets up before noon? Literally same

  • @phoebegarrett3055
    @phoebegarrett3055 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Who else is no longer watching colleen but watching Miranda roast herself?

  • @maggieweinstein9858
    @maggieweinstein9858 Před 5 lety +477

    “I don’t eat breakfast because I’m not a cereal killer” - Miranda sings 2019

  • @JacksMarie
    @JacksMarie Před 5 lety +97

    " i never had this but it looks like that time of the night if u know what im sayin " im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @izybd
    @izybd Před 3 měsíci +1

    "The white walkers are coming. "😂

  • @Izarareyez-fu7iu
    @Izarareyez-fu7iu Před 5 měsíci +1

    The way she looked back when he said extra lettuce😂😂

  • @JayPalfrey
    @JayPalfrey Před 5 lety +2580

    Anyway I don’t eat breakfast I’m not a cereal killer CRYING

  • @Wraiven22
    @Wraiven22 Před 5 lety +166

    Her listening to that royalty free music when she pulled up got me good 😂

  • @Luvvaz
    @Luvvaz Před 10 měsíci +16

    Who else is here after the “Apology” video.
    👇

  • @Vera-hc8ce
    @Vera-hc8ce Před rokem +1

    charming how u eat. :'D i love u

  • @HiHi-rg2ie
    @HiHi-rg2ie Před 5 lety +212

    Imagine someone watches this and they be like “that’s my order” 😂