Every MARIO KART 8 COURSE Ranked from Worst to Best
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- čas přidán 10. 02. 2024
- I ranked EVERY MARIO KART 8 course from worst to best. Yes. All 96 individual tracks, including the DLC. This game has a lot of banger tracks (and plenty of stinkers) so sit back, relax, and enjoy!
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#mariokart8deluxe #mariokart #tierlist - Hry
Who let bro cook?
Bro burnt the whole house down💀
Bro burnt My Eyes Out
You can have your opinion but placing Mount wario at 63 is a crime 14:56
Please play hollow knight 🙏
I watched Wallace and Grommet as a kid because I hung out at my grandparents a lot and my family didn’t have tv, thanks for resurfacing that memory :)
This video turns into a horror movie when you realize he hasn't said Tokyo Blur yet
I’m never reading comments while watching again. Well played.
I'm sorry, I didn't expect to get so many likes 😢 (thanks everyone btw)
when he didn't mention Toad's Turnpike until later on that's how I knew something was up
Bro did not just put Mt. wario in the C tier
frr
that's what I'm SAYING bro
top 5 track in the game at c tier 😭
@@ratzytatzy much agreed
S tier track
The way my jaw dropped when he said Yoshis Island was their chance to go all in on the ethstetic... Like what? 😭 Also Tokyo blur not being in the bottom 4 is absolutely insane
Frrrrr
I’m getting so tired of those people who use the cry emoji
@@Esiasswedenit’s just an emoji…
I’ve never seen a track ranking I disagree with more, which honestly makes the video more entertaining in a weird way!
Honestly agreed, this ranking had me being like wtf? Every 5 rankings
Putting Wii Rainbow road in 56th place is a real crime
Genuinely the hardest vid ive ever had to watch who let bro cook
But like it would be weird if everyone had the same idea tho. Even tho I heavily disagree with him 😂
Innit
Putting Royal Raceway as the 86th is a crime.
Would be a crime if it was higher, that track sucks
I love Royal Raceway on the higher CC's. Then again I disagree with a lot of the map placements because I play mainly on 150cc/200cc (200 with friends, 150 online)
Neo bowser city did not get its justice
Unpopular opinion, Neo Bowser City is my favorite Mario Kart track
Now way bro put almost all of the tour maps above like half the list 😭
Why do use the emoji
Ok yoshis Island that low is a crime. Have you played the original yoshis island? This track perfectly captures that asthetic. Yoshi isnt even one of my favourite characters yet this is my favourite dlc track in the game, thats how good this track is.
I know it ur opnion, but baby park top 3 is hate crime.
any lower would be evil
@@TrixterTheFemboyit being as high as it is, is a crime. It’s just a meme
@@RebelsSpite But an incredibly fun meme
Maybe this is my chaos incarnate self speaking, but bombs only baby park is some of the most fun I've had in this game
I absolutely love Baby Park for the chaos but top 3 is a bit much
This guys biggest mistake is swapping Toads Turnpike with Moonview Highway
Mount Wario being so low is criminal
Thank god I’m going to therapy today cause this is causing me mental trauma
HAHAHAHAHAHA
BRO ACTUALLY PUT THE S TIER TRACK THAT IS MOO MOO FREAKING MEADOWS IN F. NEVER LET HIM COOK AGAIN
So many takes to roast and you chose the one that is actually correct?
Putting Paris at 16th and not last is criminal
Paris and Toad Circuit have similar gameplay as well.
Justice for Moo Moo meadows 😞😞😭😭
12:36 Waluigi Stadium in top 67? Who let bro cook, one of the best tracks
for real it’s so fun 😭
This was...a ranking video....that's for sure.
33:03 and bro, peach gardens did not have a unique final lap in Mario Kart DS.
17:21 excuse me, WHAT????? The second best rainbow road to ever exist and a top 5 track down here?
For me it is my favorite, whats your first then
@@Scearsie 3ds rainbow road
@@viniciusalonso9784 valid
Never let bro cook again he stared a forest fire💀
Bro said the flowers are gorgeous. Maybe next time u should look at them close up and see how awfully made they are. They look like textures from Pokémon scarlet and violet lol
it pains me to see all the city tracks ranked so high when most are suuuuper boring 😔
We not gonna mention the fact that the animal crossing map has 4 different versions that alternate randomly? It might not be enough to push it above C Tier, but it’s still a cool thing that Macro should’ve mentioned 🤷♂️
Nah, Neo Bowser City in D is wild....
Alright, so Mount Wario, Wii rainbow road and Mushroom gorge are worse than tokyo blur..
That really puts this video in perspective.
hey im usually never the guy to do this, but seriously it sounds like you havnt played enough mariokart. A ton of the F tier tracks you picked are the legitamately the most fun in the game because of all the shortcuts you can take (and a lot of people in the community support that). Thats mostly because theyre really good for bagging, and bagging is really fun; most people have less fun on a track where there is no opportunity for comebacks and the only way you can win is through racing lines. I feel like you may have ranked these more on visual design than on gameplay at all levels, and I think that leaves a lot of the nuance out of the discussion.
I completely agree brother
While I agree with what you posted, the game sold 60+ million copies, and the part of the community that cares about stuff like bagging is probably around 2-3% of the overall amount of copies the game sold.
With that said, the vast majority of players have fun just driving and going through the normal nonsense that is the mario kart experience, so these rankings while unpopular are honestly fine.
VIOLATED
SNES Bowser Castle 3 in D tier made my jaw drop
Same, what the hell is he on
Speaking of snowboards, I was snowboarding when a skier crashed into me and I fractured my knee. I’m watching this while recovering. :)
💀
thats what you get for being a snowboarder
@@SilliestSerena bruh chill I’m just a kid
@@Osibopa kid who snowboards
Damn you actually had a different top 5 than everyone else in the world. Shoutout to you for actually giving your honest opinions 😁
Never let bro cook
Bro tried to cook a three course dinner extravaganza, but instead he burnt the appetizer, left the main course to grow cold and decompose, and threw up in the desert. He then slipped and fell in the kitchen, getting his disgusting, putrid, horrifically bad meal all over himself. Macro, leave the cooking to someone else and order take in from now on.
31:22 to get up there, you gotta play on like 150cc or higher, or just use a mushroom and look up
toads turnpike near the top of list, but rosalinas ice world and royal raceway at the bottom? yeah sure ok dude makes total sense
38:02 Music Park is called Melody Motorway over here in the UK and it tickles my brain.
Never make a Mario Kart tier list again
2:38 YEAH TOAD CIRCUIT YEAH BABY WOOO OMG ITS TOAD CIRCUIT
TOAD CIRCUIT YEAHHH
YEEEAAAH TOAD CIRCUIT
(Rip patrick)
TOAD CIRCUIT
YOOOO DID SOMEBODY SAY TOAD CIRCUI- *Dies from excitement*
YEAH BABY! IT’S TOAD CIRCUIT!
3 minutes in and this might actually be the worst list I've ever seen😭😭😭
Putting Athens as the worst city tract Is outrages
This is perfect timing, just got back into Mario Kart
No way he put Athens dash as the worst tour track
loved this, i haven't played mario kart in a while so it was really fun to remember all of my maps. yeah!! tick tock is #10 my favorite
It has got to be DK mountain for me!! Double dash brings back the best memories oh my goodess. Incredible video xD
Recently did my own ranking for all these tracks, and immediately seeing Mario Circuit 3 at the bottom meant this was gonna be an interesting ranking to see.
when you say " i had fun playing these maps" it means you didn't have good friends if you know what i mean.
never let this man cook again
This was a great video, happy to see Music park and shy guy falls get the love they deserve, and as someone who grew up on Mario kart dps, walugi pin ball was a great choice!
Dont let him cook🥲
Mt. Wario Is S, How Dare You
Always a good day when Macro uploads
He hates bagging tracks
One thing I've learned from watching so many of these ranking videos is that there really are no unanimously bad tracks (except maybe Toad Circuit).
Damn bro you did mount warriors dirty
SNES Mario Circuit is a great track to play on a Saturday with Frosted Flakes and Cheetos Puffs
To get to the upper level in shy guy falls after the water falls hold up on your joy stick to make you glide longer. Also, that track has banger music
I've never played Mario Kart but still love the video! Actually, I don't even play any games you make videos on, and yet I still enjoy them
This video was torture to watch ❤❤❤❤❤
Also, i love your vids man, make me laugh for no reason
You have some disastrous tastes in terms of mario kart tracks.
But I love your vids, keep it up Macro ❤️
Why did bro have to have Wii rainbow road so low and n64 rainbow road so high 😢
wambu: i see you finally did it
Macro is gonna be needing to watch his six after this list holy moley
Ohh, macro doing Mario!
Intro mad relatable
this is……. a ranking!
That 9/11 joke came out of no where 😂
You should really collab with Twd98 if you love Mario Kart so much. He's like iitzTimmy and Kandyrew of Mario Kart Wii
Mount wario in c tier never cook again
Never let bro cook again💀
200 cc donut plains is a trip and the track is gorgeous but i can see why it is where it is XD i personally love it and the soundtrack? YES.
Snow land shortcut tho 😭
What killed me was the fact that he said peach gardens changed routes in the DS, but that statement was completely false. This ranking did not eat at all.
To get up into the cave in the glider section in shy guy falls hold down on the joystick to angle your glider upward. Pushing the joystick up while in a glider will send you downwards faster.
It’s just my personal bias but I love moo moo meadows 😭😭😭
Cool video 'n all but i gotta wait to see you projected my thoughts as your own before i declare the whole video good or not
Whats your verdict of this video after watching it?
The next mario kart is gonna be insane
Finally made this video
Bro did not cook, he burnt and poisoned the food 💀
He cooked up with this one
I don't know what he was on, but he was in SPACE! He must be septillions of lightyears away, holy shit
if you think yoshi’s island is THAT low you should never be allowed to cook again 😭
So…you like when Toad’s Turnpike lets you drive on the wall to avoid traffic (which is the main appeal of the course), but you’ll complain about Thwomp Ruins letting you drive on the wall to avoid the Thwomps (which is the main appeal in that course)….make it make sense, pick a side my guy, you either like having options or you don’t, you can’t be both.
Mount Wario is the best for me just perfect.
Also visit Amsterdam.
There’s absolutely no way he put dolphin shoals in such low rank, the music track alone carries it to S tier
My bro did not just put toad's turnpike above wii rainbow road 😭
This is the morbius of ranking videos
Who let bro cook 🗿
L tier list
Hit R on the ramp where you go on the glider for shy guy mines and tilt your joystick down, move a little to the left and there you go
NOOOO WAYYY W VIDDD
just hold down on the stick for shy guy falls
damn the shade thrown at my girl Daisy was not necessary 🤣🤣
Love this game!!!
having exitebike at 4 is crazy cause its like bottom 5
Me when people pick dolphin shoals over SNES Bowser's castle 3 in Mario kart online (dolphin shoals is good but I've played it so many times)
Edit: HOW IS SNES BOWSER'S CASTLE THAT LOW
Can you do the Mini-Game maps next?
Your 96 pick is one of my favs 😅
yeah you lost me at Mt Wario
Everyone who thinks this is the only ABSOLUTE ASS TIER Macro tier list
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