The Internet Said So | EP 105 | Stocks, Hypnosis, Hijacking & Monkeys

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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
  • In today's episode, the boys talk about what caught their attention this week - #Stocks, Hypnosis, Hijacking and Monkeys (again?). Find out what they're talking about and tell us what caught your attention this week in the comments below.
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Komentáře • 703

  • @thesujithkumar_
    @thesujithkumar_ Před 3 lety +1030

    We need an entirely different series with just Kautuk narrating stories. Man got me so involved
    Edit: Guys we did it! The series is coming.

  • @bhavnakhokhar
    @bhavnakhokhar Před 3 lety +494

    Now even all my personal stories start with "So Siddhi and I..."

  • @Ringo-starrrr
    @Ringo-starrrr Před 3 lety +107

    We all need a friend like Bawa who’ll suggest you a well researched stock and even make sure you buy it. Chef’s kiss.

  • @James30106
    @James30106 Před 3 lety +287

    Kautuk is such a good storyteller that I listened to the whole thing with so much curiosity even though I have already watched the Kento Bento video. We need a history series with Kautuk narrating, Varun chirping in with his characters, Bawa going 'OH FUCK' and Aadar just being the eye candy. 😂

  • @ayanchoudhury6697
    @ayanchoudhury6697 Před 3 lety +148

    1:27:20 I felt like they were going to applause because I almost broke into applause after that beautiful narration. I could visualise a film as he told the story

    • @kabirbajaj7225
      @kabirbajaj7225 Před 3 lety +3

      neville kinda did clap i think haha

    • @beactivebehappy9894
      @beactivebehappy9894 Před 2 lety

      That’s the power of suggestion for you. He surely knows how to do it. but I felt it a bit slow paced even after increasing the speed to 1.5 X. And there were a lot of fillers and I have very short excitement span which I think is average for such stories

  • @saiyoprat7385
    @saiyoprat7385 Před 3 lety +490

    You’re not a true TISS fan if you haven’t tried saying “Bell Bottom” in VARUN’s voice at least once 🙈😂

  • @2kvw
    @2kvw Před 3 lety +148

    Kautya is such a brilliant storyteller. I have a feeling he will make a great DM in a dungeons and dragons campaign!
    Love this episode boys!
    Also the first 3 minutes and #bellboddum by Varun are pure comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kani8390
    @kani8390 Před 3 lety +96

    "Bell bottoms" is the new "Do whuatevurr you want"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @prisonmike1218
    @prisonmike1218 Před 3 lety +55

    Going through a horrible break up. The first five minutes of the podcast singlehandedly made me forget about every pain in my life. Thanks a ton.

    • @hms1212
      @hms1212 Před 3 lety +8

      The Jan left , Hope you find your Holly now .

    • @salmansdriver9561
      @salmansdriver9561 Před 3 lety +9

      hang in there prison mike, sab theek hoyenga eventually ✨✨

    • @gurjotsingh3726
      @gurjotsingh3726 Před 3 lety +4

      Love fades away so does pain

  • @amit12354
    @amit12354 Před 3 lety +60

    There needs to be a separate episode on Hijacking stories. That was one hell of a compelling narration by KS.

  • @someshyv
    @someshyv Před 3 lety +149

    Any person who still feels they dont know enough to invest or don't want to put in effort to learn. Just set up an SIP (systematic investment plan) in an index fund, if you believe the economy is going to grow, your money will grow too. You wont make more than the person who spends 3 hours a day picking stocks, but you won't lose money the way the individual stock pickers do.
    Also always look at markets as locally chaotic and globally stable and rising (talking about temporal axis), start early and reap the most benefits

    • @pranshuanand4560
      @pranshuanand4560 Před 3 lety +3

      Good for the developed markets. But in India there are still a lot of opportunities. Lot of young companies to invest in. I don't think it would be fare to the investors or the young companies, to just inflate an index.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Před 3 lety +155

    If Aadar taught Economics,we’d be learning about the Bellbottom Curve.

  • @malhotraarsh
    @malhotraarsh Před 3 lety +126

    An episode where you finally talk about shocking “stocks” trivia and your personal stories.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Před 3 lety +50

    1:27:19 KAUTUK’s Storytelling Skills are on point! He can really juggle multiple threads of a story and what an ending line! Really excited for the next book.

    • @sentiartist9501
      @sentiartist9501 Před 3 lety +4

      You are hypnotised

    • @nabeela_
      @nabeela_ Před 3 lety +1

      dude i see your comments legit everywhere

    • @swaziga
      @swaziga Před 3 lety +2

      @@sentiartist9501 😂

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. Před 3 lety

      @@sentiartist9501 Nice one.

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. Před 3 lety

      @@nabeela_ I was always everywhere. You just know my name.

  • @sinhachetan
    @sinhachetan Před 3 lety +14

    HOW GOOD DOES AADAR LOOK IN A BEARD!
    I'm simping over him sooooo hard!

  • @ogk2330
    @ogk2330 Před 3 lety +16

    Man, Kautuk has been having his moments! During this new format especially. Look forward to his stories every episode and haven’t been disappointed yet. MVP, if I may say so! Dude’s analysis skills are off the charts.

  • @shreysrivastava7904
    @shreysrivastava7904 Před 3 lety +66

    Kautuk can start a channel like that of Dan Carlin's, his narration skills are really amazing.

    • @virajmhapsekar2977
      @virajmhapsekar2977 Před 3 lety +1

      But actually Neville is interesting to listen to

    • @bhavnakhokhar
      @bhavnakhokhar Před 3 lety +1

      He should, I would 100% watch!

    • @jineshudani401
      @jineshudani401 Před 3 lety +5

      @@virajmhapsekar2977 Neville usually goes on multiple tangents and ain't as smooth as Kautuk.

    • @vrajeshh9192
      @vrajeshh9192 Před 3 lety +1

      @@virajmhapsekar2977 Even I Feel So Neville With Kautuks Narating Skills Would Be So Good

  • @srirampalanisamy4701
    @srirampalanisamy4701 Před 3 lety +76

    "Monkey just like Siddhi" and Kautuk laughed loudly. Now if Siddhi watches this podcast and sees him laughing at it, my man is dead.

  • @LJlight
    @LJlight Před 3 lety +12

    Petition to always end with Kautuk...This man can make any story 10 times more interesting! Always ending on a high note🔥

  • @ericgregoria2028
    @ericgregoria2028 Před 3 lety +15

    INVESTING IN FOREX/CRYPTO NOW SHOULD BE IN EVERY WISE INDIVIDUALS LIST, IN SOME MONTHS TIME YOU'll BE ECSTATIC WITH THE DECISION YOU MADE TODAY.

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      @dannyfrancis5585 Před 3 lety

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    • @dannyfrancis5585
      @dannyfrancis5585 Před 3 lety

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    • @sarahwilson9073
      @sarahwilson9073 Před 3 lety

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    • @sarahwilson9073
      @sarahwilson9073 Před 3 lety

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      @spencernewman8282 Před 3 lety

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  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Před 3 lety +45

    “He’s the Dunzo for the Zomato. And then he invariably becomes the Über.” - Varun Thakur, Commission Counter, 2021.
    This is the most Varun sentence ever 😂

  • @abhijeetpattnayak1084
    @abhijeetpattnayak1084 Před 2 lety +13

    How TISS is sticking to their format every week is amazing....
    1. Bawa - Has no story still has content to speak for 30 mins..
    2. Kautuk - Best narrated story of the week (Side note: Kento Bento story in CZcams is incomplete, Kudos to Kautuk for completing it here...Nice)
    3. Adar - 1 confusing overlapping story
    4. Varun - Bell Bottom

  • @nicknile1
    @nicknile1 Před 3 lety +17

    Surprisingly today there was no Bhai reference.
    Also this podcast in one line would be "I invested in a monkey who hypnotised me to hijack a plane"
    Bellbottom!

  • @virendra9546
    @virendra9546 Před 3 lety +13

    58:09 deservingly one of the top 10 VT's impersonations of people or things (live, dead, animal in this case)
    Edit: 1:15:40 from now on, list includes planes also

  • @durvashinde13
    @durvashinde13 Před 3 lety +48

    This episode has Kautuk, Bawa, Khilaadi Varun & some bearded hunk. Miss you, Aadar

  • @navtejsingh977
    @navtejsingh977 Před 3 lety +5

    Who comes here for kautuk's stories ? This man is really good at it like Adar mentioned in some previous podcast. 👏

  • @adityakalekar99
    @adityakalekar99 Před 3 lety +28

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Me: *keeps recalling and giggling at Varun's "bell bottom" during zoom lecture"

  • @idreeskanchwala
    @idreeskanchwala Před 3 lety +3

    For any of you curious folks out there, The update that Bawa is Asking Kautuk @2:53 is to "Pay the Rent!!!"

  • @jagrutijoshi6686
    @jagrutijoshi6686 Před 3 lety +6

    Kautak's storytelling skills are next level!

  • @rushabhgangar7148
    @rushabhgangar7148 Před 3 lety +5

    Kautuk's story telling keeps you hooked to the story even more ngl

  • @kani8390
    @kani8390 Před 3 lety +17

    It's been 5mins into the episode and I'm already loving today's vibe🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mohitjaripatke1981
    @mohitjaripatke1981 Před 3 lety +2

    Around 1:00:00 mark, Neville mentions about the Hi Jack joke. Bell bottom has already done the exact joke in Kambakkht Ishq with Vindoo Dara Singh.

  • @abhinavjha8770
    @abhinavjha8770 Před 3 lety +10

    You guys need to do a review of Hera Pheri! With Aadar as Sunil Shetty and Varun as Akki!

  • @sooraj6749
    @sooraj6749 Před 3 lety +9

    Kautuk narrating stories is just chumma, always gets me so involved

  • @srushtithorat7934
    @srushtithorat7934 Před 3 lety +16

    05:37 OMG.... The Cadbury ad was awesome... I was literally revisiting that ad whole day again and again... Thankfully got over it somehow... But yeah... Kudos to Bawa♥️

  • @me.partha07
    @me.partha07 Před 3 lety +5

    Kautuk's Storytelling level is insanely epic!!! love to hear his stories... need more of such crazy stories in your episodes.. loved this episode!!

  • @jayzachariah1971
    @jayzachariah1971 Před 3 lety +2

    Kautuk is the best story teller, just gets his audience completely interested in whatever he says.
    Thanks guys, never missed a single podcast

  • @djthecompwiz
    @djthecompwiz Před 3 lety +6

    When Neville said Kautuk ka 3 week old update, my first thought was, oh finally Kautuk paid the rent 😂😂

  • @aashi_26
    @aashi_26 Před 3 lety +35

    Finally, we got to hear "Sidhi and I..."

  • @avinashpawnday
    @avinashpawnday Před 3 lety +34

    RIP Norm Macdonald
    Would love if you could do a segment talking about your famous jokes and moments of Norms life

  • @siddharthkulkarni9313
    @siddharthkulkarni9313 Před 3 lety +5

    A huge shoutout to mah mahn COWTUK! Gets me hooked to all the crazy stories.
    Thank you all for keeping us sane during these times ❤️

  • @YashGuptaPune
    @YashGuptaPune Před 3 lety +3

    Hats off Kautuk! You should start a story telling show! F’ing amazing man! Loved that bit! Genius narrator

  • @agmusic3359
    @agmusic3359 Před 3 lety +2

    This new format is turning out to be soo good. Especially Kautuk's stories are too enthralling

  • @kabirbajaj7225
    @kabirbajaj7225 Před 3 lety +15

    i have only seen the title yet i will try to guess who will talk about what i think it would be fun
    monkeys - aadar (second guess - neville)
    hijacking - kautuk (second guess - varun)
    hypnosis - varun (second guess - kautuk)
    stocks - neville (second guess - varun)
    let's see how many are correct
    edit: damn i really know a lot about these guys don't i?

  • @Ayazz_Shah
    @Ayazz_Shah Před 3 lety +3

    Kautuk is the best story teller.. He actually hypnotized us with his story telling and keeping us involved in the story.

  • @jaeenaik9880
    @jaeenaik9880 Před 3 lety +3

    I am going to buy hats to give Kautuk a hats off for his storytelling skills! ❤️

  • @shubhangijain7126
    @shubhangijain7126 Před 2 lety +1

    Kautuk: amazing story teller knows how to Hook someone in.
    Bawa himself gets confused in the midst of the story even though he has a ton of knowledge.
    Varun is so excited to tell the story that he is in a hurry to tell the end lol. 🤣

  • @pooja67546464
    @pooja67546464 Před 3 lety +3

    Kautuk’s narration is amazing… love this new format

  • @S.D.B07
    @S.D.B07 Před 3 lety +2

    Varun's Bell Bottom is catchy as hell. I can't stop saying it 😂😂🙌

  • @beingsardaastic
    @beingsardaastic Před 3 lety +5

    Hey Guys, can we have time stamps between stories? It will be easy to navigate through the video. Btw, amazing content 🙌🏻

  • @hrishikeshvikhe9011
    @hrishikeshvikhe9011 Před 3 lety +10

    aadar slowly completing his transition to Rahul Dua

  • @khanmubassira8303
    @khanmubassira8303 Před 3 lety +2

    You guys are funny😂😂❤️
    Maine Spotify sirf TISS podcast sunne ke liye hi download kiyaaaaa!!!
    Keep it up guysssss🧿🌻💛

  • @dd_516_pranavd9
    @dd_516_pranavd9 Před 3 lety +2

    Kautuk : telling a crazy story
    Varun : somewhere lost and then again listening the story and then
    "1:15:40" is the most courageous thing paaji(✈️ )did 😂

  • @87-apurvamandwekar38
    @87-apurvamandwekar38 Před 2 měsíci

    Wow cannot belive it's alredy been 2 yrs for bellbottom and kautuk's advent of amazing stories...

  • @HarshaVardhanJ
    @HarshaVardhanJ Před 3 lety +3

    Would be great if you guys could include time stamps in description for each topic.

  • @HarshalaRaj
    @HarshalaRaj Před 3 lety +7

    Your podcast is a great stressbuster. And the first three minutes was hilarious .Bellbottom🤣

  • @ichigo_7
    @ichigo_7 Před 3 lety +8

    Kautuk needs to start his own series, his narration gives me chills man!!!!!

  • @shraddhabunnan
    @shraddhabunnan Před 3 lety +2

    Kautuk is a really good story teller! Gets you really invested.

  • @atulya7845
    @atulya7845 Před 3 lety +14

    I thought "Kautuk alag lag rha hai" until I realized Aadar ne Kautuk ki daadhi chhaap li hai
    Edit: Chashma bhi

  • @aparajitamaiti5365
    @aparajitamaiti5365 Před 3 lety +2

    Kautuk is such an excellent storyteller, and I LOVE listening to stories. It's such a treat every week. 😍❤️

  • @kritinjpaulraj
    @kritinjpaulraj Před 3 lety +2

    The first line of this episode and I'm already laughing my ass off.🤣🤣

  • @PushkarAmodkar
    @PushkarAmodkar Před 3 lety +3

    0:47 Seriously... Whenever He says Bell Bottom in the movie, I remembered Varun's Impression XD
    36:35 this is the actual plot of the movie Drishyam XD

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Před 3 lety +2

    50:57 Literally the plot of ‘Dunston Checks In’ minus the Hotel and a different species of primate.

  • @blissfulbubble99
    @blissfulbubble99 Před 3 lety +4

    Looking at the harry potter bookset in the shelf behind Aadar just makes me sooo happy 💜💜

  • @pr-Aj
    @pr-Aj Před 2 lety

    Kautuk narrating stories is literally gold. Could be its own show, but love it as part of TISS as well!

  • @vaishnavivaidyalingam6000

    Mesmer and Animal Magnetism were the basis of modern day Psychoanalysis, which is also why Freud was extremely into that. The history and origin of Psychopathology / Abnormal Psychology is very interesting. Abnormal Psychology by Butcher (preferably 15th edition) is a great book if you are interested in this.

  • @atreyeeray2717
    @atreyeeray2717 Před 3 lety +4

    Kautuk is an excellent narrator. This was awesome ❤️

  • @tuhina2805gmail
    @tuhina2805gmail Před 3 lety +2

    I love it how getting 22*30 correct is called RainMan level !

    • @oskymoron
      @oskymoron Před 3 lety +1

      you must be engineer xD

  • @Anesto
    @Anesto Před 3 lety +2

    Kautuk’s story was epic. Played out like a Netflix series

  • @akshaymategaonkar722
    @akshaymategaonkar722 Před 3 lety +1

    A petition to make Kautuk the last storyteller in every episode! He is just above and beyond in terms of narrating a story!

  • @riyaz2511
    @riyaz2511 Před 3 lety +2

    My mom and dad were having a very serious discussion and I shouted "Bell Bottom"..
    Now I am hiding in my room since forever..

  • @kani8390
    @kani8390 Před 3 lety +3

    Kautuk Kautuk Kautuk.....
    Damnnn yaar,How do u do this everytime bro!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Hats off to you man!!❤️❤️🔥

  • @smritinair
    @smritinair Před 2 lety +1

    Kautuk yaar! What a fascinating tale. I have never been so engrossed. To think someone pulled off a daring (I am sorry I know what they did was a criminal offense but it was daring) hijacking is beyond me. I am not sure if Kautuk has come across the NYT podcast and article called the Jungle Prince of Delhi. That was probably one of the best stories I’ve heard and read.

  • @purvikmakadia5033
    @purvikmakadia5033 Před 3 lety

    When Kautuk tells a story, I close my eyes and listen. Just so "mesmerizing"

  • @akankshajames3099
    @akankshajames3099 Před 3 lety +2

    I am in love with Kautuk's narration.

  • @aditeeprabhudesai750
    @aditeeprabhudesai750 Před 3 lety

    Kautuk narrating stories is just so engrossing. This new format is superb.

  • @superrandom2165
    @superrandom2165 Před 3 lety +2

    *Kautuk Sir's storytelling is dope! Much love Sir*

  • @hannaan8760
    @hannaan8760 Před 3 lety +1

    Kautuk from 24:10 till 24:28 is me zoning out in online classes.

  • @nabarundeb4699
    @nabarundeb4699 Před 3 lety +1

    Hands down, kautuk always being the best narrator and storyteller.

  • @durvashinde13
    @durvashinde13 Před 3 lety +6

    Varun should add ✨bell boDDom ✨ in his intro and outro and should now talk in Khilaadi accent

  • @prathameshbarde7421
    @prathameshbarde7421 Před 2 lety +1

    Great story Kautuk....You are the master storyteller on TISS.....Respect!!!

  • @mrigatrishnakalita1603
    @mrigatrishnakalita1603 Před 3 lety +1

    Kautuk should tell everyone's story......he's so good in storytelling ❤️❤️❤️

  • @subashs4131
    @subashs4131 Před 3 lety +14

    When would be the return of The Night Watchmen ipl stream with Chirag 🤔🤔

  • @idreeskanchwala
    @idreeskanchwala Před 3 lety +1

    Kautuk's Story telling Abilities, MAGNIFICIENT!

  • @malikkanarang6706
    @malikkanarang6706 Před 3 lety +1

    I wait for Kautuk's stories!
    What a narrator 🔥🔥 and what amazing stories

  • @vishalkawadkar8742
    @vishalkawadkar8742 Před 3 lety +1

    This new format of discussing several topics in one episode is working out so well. Your podcasts are way more engaging, not that they weren't earlier. But loving the change!

  • @prashantv666
    @prashantv666 Před 3 lety +2

    Has anyone wondered how a Samurai sword ended up in a plane.......maybe coz it's 1970 and no one gave a shit about safety 🤔...... Kautuk at his best..... Great job guys 👍🏻

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Před 3 lety +4

    We’re all happy to see Aadar back to the podcast. Here’s to more chaotic energy 😂

  • @ashishmeher1584
    @ashishmeher1584 Před 3 lety

    If the other three also did their homework before the podcast, we could have 4 great stories on 4 topics. Instead it's just Kautuk saving the day in each episode now. Loved his effort and storytelling. Very engaging.

  • @bhavnakhokhar
    @bhavnakhokhar Před 3 lety +2

    5 seconds into the episode and i'm LOLing!

  • @sauravchhangani
    @sauravchhangani Před 3 lety +1

    i love this random storytelling format keep it up

  • @saikatbanerjee9612
    @saikatbanerjee9612 Před 3 lety

    Kautuk’s story is hands-down one of the best stories I have ever heard in my life!!

  • @saisujan770
    @saisujan770 Před 3 lety

    Man Kautuk is so good with narrating stories. Please release 3hr+ narration for flight journeys. Cheers!!

  • @unidentified85
    @unidentified85 Před 3 lety +1

    Kautuk narration skills are on another level....

  • @adityar.bharadwaj6828
    @adityar.bharadwaj6828 Před 3 lety +1

    Man the last 30 mins with Kautuk was literally a different ride.

  • @shubhangijain7126
    @shubhangijain7126 Před 2 lety

    Honestly I love the new format. You have no idea what you gonna get. Monkeys making money rain or getting hypnotized.

  • @durvashinde13
    @durvashinde13 Před 3 lety +2

    3:15 what a timing😭😂

  • @vinishgandhi701
    @vinishgandhi701 Před 3 lety +1

    Varun has the worst Akshay Kumar impression but still hilarious 😂 "Bell bottom"

  • @sriharipadmanabhan2732

    Best part of tiss is to hear kautuk's stories every week in the new format

  • @Abhishek-tr4oi
    @Abhishek-tr4oi Před 3 lety +13

    Two questions: Where is adar and who is this new guy?