Spooky Scary Horror Compilation

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  • čas přidán 6. 06. 2024
  • A bunch of spooky scary moments smashed into one funny compilation.
    EDITED BY ► / lixiantv
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  • @jrtwit2709
    @jrtwit2709 Před 3 lety +6819

    I love when mark gets scared because that’s when he makes the best jokes.

    • @emptyricebowl
      @emptyricebowl Před 3 lety +37

      Stfu bots

    • @allegorist.
      @allegorist. Před 3 lety +27

      @Christofer Pezet2 stfu.

    • @puppet3766
      @puppet3766 Před 3 lety +7

      me 2

    • @no0d13s
      @no0d13s Před 3 lety +29

      that’s cuz of the adrenaline rush and he doesn’t want to ✨die✨

    • @puppet3766
      @puppet3766 Před 3 lety +8

      @Ï Âm KeżinBB ok then i hate you >:(

  • @kyann8366
    @kyann8366 Před 3 lety +2356

    Mark's singing voice normally: that of an angel's
    Mark's singing voice in this video: *AHH*

  • @bellaboone5446
    @bellaboone5446 Před 3 lety +4041

    I wonder if Amy ever wonders what the hell he’s doing in his recording room. Although it probably doesn’t phase her at this point

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer Před 3 lety +124

      I wonder if he is like that... like... irl everyday at home, just, screaming *things*

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl Před 3 lety +19

      @@mhplayer doubt it lol

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer Před 3 lety +13

      @@ratboygirl *i mean you never know*

    • @The_Cheezit_Man
      @The_Cheezit_Man Před 3 lety +146

      @@mhplayer he said in an interview that he’s really only ever loud like that in his videos and when he’s recording. He’s said that he’s actually a pretty quiet guy outside of his recordings other than being a little goofy when around friends.

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer Před 3 lety +7

      @@The_Cheezit_Man hhhmmmm.... nah im not trusting you you act kinda sus. I still believe in my ca- hu no i still believe that he is just a goofy doggo disguised as a hooman

  • @beck2682
    @beck2682 Před 3 lety +1091

    game: don’t turn around
    mark: so anyways i started *turnin*

  • @josiehammar1032
    @josiehammar1032 Před 3 lety +1875

    Mark: “I’m not real”
    Also Mark: “I’m real”
    Us: Brain.exe has stopped working

    • @almasanchez4421
      @almasanchez4421 Před 3 lety +12

      He put in the description that he didn't even know what the lore was so he probably tried it out but couldn't figure out an ending or something along those lines

    • @josiehammar1032
      @josiehammar1032 Před 3 lety +6

      @@almasanchez4421 Maybe, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that was a trick and he still has some more plans

    • @anotherfriendlyshikikan6960
      @anotherfriendlyshikikan6960 Před 3 lety +3

      I read “us” as U.S. and it still made sense

    • @josiehammar1032
      @josiehammar1032 Před 3 lety +1

      @@anotherfriendlyshikikan6960 That’s amazing😂😂

    • @almasanchez4421
      @almasanchez4421 Před 3 lety

      @@josiehammar1032 oh for sure, don't let your guard down

  • @leytonv.3269
    @leytonv.3269 Před 3 lety +5558

    Mark: “I’m not real.”
    Mark: “I’m real.”
    Mark: “My face is a camera.”
    Which is it man?

    • @dolopdieren
      @dolopdieren Před 3 lety +72

      There is just one correct answer to that.
      Y E S

    • @softheat2402
      @softheat2402 Před 3 lety +20

      @@dolopdieren You just pulled out that troll when Scot Cawthon was answering the question about Mangle's gender, eh?

    • @jindo5
      @jindo5 Před 3 lety +6

      All three

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ Před 3 lety +10

      Plot twist his both real and not real 😮

    • @softheat2402
      @softheat2402 Před 3 lety +6

      Ok can I ask something? Can I get rid of these bots?

  • @GravyRave
    @GravyRave Před 3 lety +219

    3:45 When your little brother comes in and says it's his turn on the Xbox

    • @WyattWilde
      @WyattWilde Před 3 lety +2

      I need to know what 3 scary games this segment is from, do you know by any chance?

    • @XPhantomGlitchX
      @XPhantomGlitchX Před 3 lety +8

      @@WyattWilde 3 SCARY GAMES #60 is the one.

    • @WyattWilde
      @WyattWilde Před 3 lety +1

      @@XPhantomGlitchX T H A N K Y O U

    • @XPhantomGlitchX
      @XPhantomGlitchX Před 3 lety +1

      @@WyattWilde You're welcome.

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu Před 3 lety +6

      That was honest to god to the scariest jumpscare/sudden chase I've seen. Its so utterly unnerving though kinda simple in design and I felt validation with Mark freaking out the most with it

  • @whitefireproductions3663
    @whitefireproductions3663 Před 3 lety +113

    0:39 Glad to see Mark FISHbach made it in.

  • @franziska4034
    @franziska4034 Před 3 lety +1669

    Mark: "Are you close?"
    Me: *Unus Annus flashbacks*

  • @kuckag5710
    @kuckag5710 Před 3 lety +546

    *My therapist:* Markiplier can't hurt you, he's not real
    *Markiplier:*

  • @stevenbrown5246
    @stevenbrown5246 Před 3 lety +761

    I can't stop laughing at the dude waddling menacingly with those weird sound effects at 3:45

    • @ntrriot5020
      @ntrriot5020 Před 3 lety +28

      What vid is that from

    • @Wolf0Donnelie
      @Wolf0Donnelie Před 3 lety +14

      @@ntrriot5020 yes i want to see

    • @ij1376
      @ij1376 Před 3 lety +62

      Honestly that was the most genuinely terrifying part in the whole video

    • @thatonebroccoli4006
      @thatonebroccoli4006 Před 3 lety +19

      Please reply with video name. That game looked fucking scary

    • @winnerofgame1
      @winnerofgame1 Před 3 lety +46

      You guys are like me in wanting to watch this clip in full so i found the video for you it's 3 SCARY GAMES #60

  • @crome212
    @crome212 Před 3 lety +233

    3:44 this was the funniest jump scare ever

  • @goody_222
    @goody_222 Před 3 lety +4066

    Game: don't turn around
    Mark: immediately turns around

    • @mishyfushiko5175
      @mishyfushiko5175 Před 3 lety +42

      I mean, he did it in the Joy Of Creation...

    • @audreybailie8863
      @audreybailie8863 Před 3 lety +5

      Which game is that??

    • @jennic6664
      @jennic6664 Před 3 lety +8

      bOke HINATA bOke

    • @catbees
      @catbees Před 3 lety +8

      This is a summary of Markiplier's entire gaming career

    • @audreybailie8863
      @audreybailie8863 Před 3 lety +6

      I know it's a summary. But that part where he turns around I want to know the game and which video he played it in lol

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo Před 3 lety +1938

    Mark: “I love love and I love flesh”
    Me: “That’s what a real person would say”

    • @thestupidfuncrisallstodios470
      @thestupidfuncrisallstodios470 Před 3 lety +7

      i mean tentacle mark's statement is correct out of context since he could be talking about the sentient blob's called the flesh from doctor who

    • @rule3v4
      @rule3v4 Před 3 lety +2

      that's what lixian said on his livestream lmao

    • @eugeemz6591
      @eugeemz6591 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thestupidfuncrisallstodios470what? Is that forbidden hentai?

    • @v4lk11ee
      @v4lk11ee Před 3 lety +1

      @GABRIEL CLARK nice pfp

    • @marinamorton8458
      @marinamorton8458 Před 3 lety

      i love love and i love flesh too

  • @The_Cheezit_Man
    @The_Cheezit_Man Před 3 lety +302

    Game: *don’t turn around*
    Markiplier: Turns around
    Also Markiplier: 3:03

  • @thetimeempress1518
    @thetimeempress1518 Před 3 lety +191

    "They call me the One Pump Chump, I'm me"
    - best quote from Markiplier.

    • @eg-draw
      @eg-draw Před 2 lety +2

      I like that part xD

  • @urlocalmemedealer5659
    @urlocalmemedealer5659 Před 3 lety +849

    My dad just entered the room hearing mark's voice and saying "Is that the Unus Annus guy?" I'm proud

    • @TylerDollarhide
      @TylerDollarhide Před 3 lety +15

      r/thathappened

    • @aetherite742
      @aetherite742 Před 3 lety +50

      that's our dad now

    • @soup3704
      @soup3704 Před 3 lety +26

      you did us proud by teaching him

    • @oaksynia7353
      @oaksynia7353 Před 3 lety

      Hmm yes totally happened

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup Před 3 lety +36

      gosh that can't have happened. dads don't exist.
      fr tho y'all what is the point of being skeptical of such a harmless comment? 😅

  • @markcapoy6604
    @markcapoy6604 Před 3 lety +726

    the note: "Don't turn around"
    Mark: *TURNS AROUND*
    istg Mark is that one horror movie character that dies first in the movie

    • @seashoreships
      @seashoreships Před 3 lety +2

      Well, one less person for the killer to worry ‘bout, I guess-

    • @tarithelilbean5699
      @tarithelilbean5699 Před 3 lety

      @oʇoɥd ǝlıɟoɹd ʎɯ ʞɔılɔ ʇ,uop Well I did it anyway

    • @jasminpovey49
      @jasminpovey49 Před 3 lety +2

      I think hes more of the one who survives against all odds even though he shouldnt have 😂

    • @tarithelilbean5699
      @tarithelilbean5699 Před 3 lety

      @@jasminpovey49 lol true

    • @markcapoy6604
      @markcapoy6604 Před 3 lety

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ i'm gay

  • @rileyb1823
    @rileyb1823 Před 3 lety +215

    I lost it at "I'm hungry. Can I- Le Thirsty? Me am. I am do." 0:40

  • @helluva-lad5453
    @helluva-lad5453 Před 3 lety +81

    3:43 the classic markiplier FNAF wording stuff we like

  • @chloep1776
    @chloep1776 Před 3 lety +956

    "And now a musical with Markiplier"
    Me: Flashbacks
    Space ☄🌌

  • @bdayben188
    @bdayben188 Před 3 lety +1451

    Wades Confession - Bobs Confession - Markiplier is Real - *Spooky Scary Horror Compilation*

    • @aloidia2122
      @aloidia2122 Před 3 lety +17

      with lixian edit

    • @lunkyishere8350
      @lunkyishere8350 Před 3 lety +19

      LUNKY'S CONFESSION

    • @nothiklu3473
      @nothiklu3473 Před 3 lety +8

      @F***CK МЕ - ОКЕУ ? robot , is not funy .Stop the pain , the suffer :<
      STOP IT , why? why?

    • @k.h6635
      @k.h6635 Před 3 lety +1

      These are really weird times

    • @Enzoch42
      @Enzoch42 Před 3 lety +1

      @@k.h6635 they are indeed

  • @BombusADHD
    @BombusADHD Před 2 lety +98

    When he said “who’s a stinky baby?” My cat meowed. So safe to say she knows her role 😌

    • @kaylapowell2793
      @kaylapowell2793 Před 2 lety

      Omg that’s great 😂

    • @Shayhammowolf
      @Shayhammowolf Před rokem

      Stanky Garbo bebe. Pet her for us

    • @BombusADHD
      @BombusADHD Před rokem +4

      @@Shayhammowolf its been a year but she had been pet and is still a stinky baby

  • @skylarkdemello6980
    @skylarkdemello6980 Před 2 lety +56

    3:46 legit freaks me out. Things weirdly sprinting at me is creepy as hell.

    • @husky6724
      @husky6724 Před 2 lety +3

      3 scary games #60

    • @williamfranciswhite450
      @williamfranciswhite450 Před 2 měsíci

      what are you talking? about the first time I watched this I couldn't breathe and I was crying from laughing so hard from this. 🤣

  • @angstybreadstyx1242
    @angstybreadstyx1242 Před 3 lety +4983

    How could they leave out “it’s the clap of Santa’s ass cheeks”

  • @sijbrandloot2340
    @sijbrandloot2340 Před 3 lety +1256

    Markiplier: “I LOVE FLESH”
    Me: “Only a person who doesn’t exist would say that!”

    • @gavinreedisgay5770
      @gavinreedisgay5770 Před 3 lety +24

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ Oooo, could you spare me a tomato? I haven’t had one in a while.

    • @sijbrandloot2340
      @sijbrandloot2340 Před 3 lety +6

      @@gavinreedisgay5770 lol

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ Před 3 lety +4

      how did i forget that song, it's so bad it's good 🤣

    • @Morgan-nu3bl
      @Morgan-nu3bl Před 3 lety +3

      Im not real anymore ;-;

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC Před 3 lety +3

      i love Flesh, Pig Flesh, Chicken Flesh, Cow Flesh, well maybe not Cow Flesh... that's leather, i cant eat leather!

  • @redlophix5670
    @redlophix5670 Před 3 lety +91

    Therapist: Mark the mutated donkey doesn't exist, you don't have to be scared.
    0:19

    • @Nsodnoajdjksl
      @Nsodnoajdjksl Před 2 lety +2

      Mark the mutated monkey while it doesn't exist

  • @abbistuart693
    @abbistuart693 Před 3 lety +39

    3:34 Mark’s reaction to the ball killed me 😂

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo Před 3 lety +1726

    Mark: “Are you close?”
    I miss the Markiplier Makes series

  • @fallon-grey5896
    @fallon-grey5896 Před 3 lety +25899

    I appreciate the captions. Not everyone speaks Iplier

    • @Amanda-ue6gc
      @Amanda-ue6gc Před 3 lety +924

      Takes years to understand Iplier

    • @goomy1
      @goomy1 Před 3 lety +373

      @@Amanda-ue6gc yes it takes years to understand iplier

    • @kainichole00
      @kainichole00 Před 3 lety +172

      Youll catch on

    • @AngelaSmith_1970
      @AngelaSmith_1970 Před 3 lety +158

      no worries 😉 I’ve been watching him since 2012 and I’m old, literally 50😉 I so captions from time to time 😳🙌🏽🤣😉🙌🏽

    • @wafflemcmulligan9186
      @wafflemcmulligan9186 Před 3 lety +90

      I myself am fluent

  • @Drp_br_
    @Drp_br_ Před 3 lety +135

    “Leave a like if I should turn around”
    Me: *Looks at the like ratio*
    Also me: 😐 ....

  • @69ingchipmunks78
    @69ingchipmunks78 Před 2 lety +16

    1:20 Lixian says “1 of the 10 questions science can’t answer”

  • @dawson9507
    @dawson9507 Před 3 lety +3802

    This deserves 1M likes because of Mark’s gorgeous singing.

  • @Diinodad
    @Diinodad Před 3 lety +407

    Mark: "sings lulluby"
    The baby: I like your eyes.

  • @happyjayjay9229
    @happyjayjay9229 Před 3 lety +55

    3:19
    *"Hi-"*
    *"ahh-"*
    *"AAhHHhAA-"*

  • @stopsign2594
    @stopsign2594 Před 3 lety +50

    1:26 i love this part

  • @Emil-ew3ns
    @Emil-ew3ns Před 3 lety +926

    "A musical with Markiplier"
    The outside world, recoils in fear

    • @dezalt2267
      @dezalt2267 Před 3 lety +23

      “Thinking if they slip up they’ll get locked up in here “

    • @crowleysangel
      @crowleysangel Před 3 lety +18

      They’re killin themselves just to make ends meet, while I’m workin on my tan and kickin up my feet

    • @marysoni9246
      @marysoni9246 Před 3 lety +2

      Actually he can sing pretty well when he is being serious about it.

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 Před 3 lety +13

      @@crowleysangel You can't be livin' in prison, there's always somethin' to do!

    • @aarynda2155
      @aarynda2155 Před 3 lety +14

      "And you know who's paying, everyone but you!"

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy Před 3 lety +3189

    the subtitles made it so much better! lol

  • @AllHailTheRamenEmperor
    @AllHailTheRamenEmperor Před 3 lety +5

    1:09 the sudden shift from laughing to hating himself has GOT. ME. DYIN' over here.

  • @EmmanuellePearlcake
    @EmmanuellePearlcake Před 3 lety +9

    3:11 Mark does a very good impression of a frog blinking each eye separately lol

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan Před 3 lety +8779

    Now that was horrifying. The games could be scary also i guess

    • @pjezzy3047
      @pjezzy3047 Před 3 lety +6

      Very

    • @dospecki7224
      @dospecki7224 Před 3 lety +51

      Are you the new Justin Y? I see you everywhere.

    • @technoraver99
      @technoraver99 Před 3 lety +5

      some ideas for a better planet
      Matthew 5: 27-28
      “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
      Luke 17:1
      And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
      better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
      "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
      start deleting? censoring etc.?
      destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
      remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
      many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
      parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
      wait.. there is more:
      harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
      harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
      harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
      + better stop online dating and other harmful things!
      maybe..
      support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
      + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
      + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
      support some of them?
      as an act of goodwill.
      + always be careful: corona etc.!
      or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
      + be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
      become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
      start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
      become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
      become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
      caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
      maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
      a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
      + provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
      or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
      use checklists to improve efficiency?
      snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
      or towing service worker?
      or pharmaceutical supplier?
      + be cautious: corona!
      new technologies + other cool things:
      Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
      do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
      + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
      + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
      + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
      + stay at home?
      amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
      ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
      + there are more amazing tools!
      high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
      fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
      smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
      fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
      support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
      thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
      first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
      new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
      new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
      + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

    • @slug9378
      @slug9378 Před 3 lety +4

      @@dospecki7224 not the new justin y, the new

    • @PeachLemonade_
      @PeachLemonade_ Před 3 lety +32

      @@technoraver99 i regret clicking read more

  • @basquitt9738
    @basquitt9738 Před 3 lety +935

    no one:
    mark: “Are you close?”
    mark: “yEeEsSSS”

  • @alyssafrantz9567
    @alyssafrantz9567 Před 3 lety +31

    didn't realize how aggressively i missed the captions on horror compilations

  • @bladesthetrickster3016
    @bladesthetrickster3016 Před 3 lety +19

    *After hearing the pun in **1:01* HAHAHAHAHAH! I literally laughed despite my massive headache

  • @maskedman9060
    @maskedman9060 Před 3 lety +1497

    I just love how markiplier didn’t change through the years that much, he is just that scared, loud, funny guy who forgets how to speak when he is scared 😂

    • @TFVverse
      @TFVverse Před 3 lety +21

      Except for the games have gotten weird we got popular stuff but it’s spread out and back then like there was one big game like fnaf slenderman etc

    • @harleyvelesko4456
      @harleyvelesko4456 Před 3 lety +4

      same

    • @Nimble.ninja910
      @Nimble.ninja910 Před 3 lety +7

      Because he isn’t real

    • @Lucifersangel135
      @Lucifersangel135 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TFVverse i cant wait for the new fnaf to come out so he’ll play it

  • @Noodles576
    @Noodles576 Před 3 lety +1020

    Normal people: Normal scream and normal words
    Markiplier: End of the world scream and speaking new language of random words and letters

    • @whydoesthethebrainignoreth6273
      @whydoesthethebrainignoreth6273 Před 3 lety +9

      What is even a normal scream ??

    • @Noodles576
      @Noodles576 Před 3 lety +7

      @@whydoesthethebrainignoreth6273 Tbh I don't even know lol

    • @kiiyalarson4012
      @kiiyalarson4012 Před 3 lety +1

      I reallly wish he can play a game with The Boys..he'd fitttt righhtt innnn🥺🥺. Who else knows "The Boys"?

  • @ashleygernale8765
    @ashleygernale8765 Před 3 lety +6

    5:40
    Holy flip i got scared the moment the pink bubble gum guy ran at him-

  • @taboosecret1469
    @taboosecret1469 Před 3 lety +22

    Every time markiplier screams, he reminds me of a old middle aged woman and a llama that had a child.

  • @baconlord484
    @baconlord484 Před 3 lety +826

    "I will not be swayed by such cheap jumpscares"
    Also mark: Screams at every single slight scare.

    • @felipejestison3424
      @felipejestison3424 Před 3 lety +6

      Christopher and Kezin, the dynamic duo

    • @deutschland2900
      @deutschland2900 Před 3 lety +1

      @The flööfy möth br rush

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt Před 3 lety

      I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

    • @trebmaster
      @trebmaster Před 3 lety +1

      He screams like the hash-slinging slasher just got him!

    • @AngelaSmith_1970
      @AngelaSmith_1970 Před 3 lety

      @@trebmaster 🙌🏽🤣

  • @Mariewolf_94
    @Mariewolf_94 Před 3 lety +5868

    Jacksepticeye when scared: gets progressively more Irish
    Pewds when scared: curses in Swedish
    Mark when scared: speaks in tongues (and occasionally Korean)
    EDIT: a couple ppl got a bit testy w/ my statement, but admittedly, since Markimoo doesnt often speak Korean, my wording of "occasionally" does make it sound like it's more often than not.
    anyways, thank you all for the likes i guess, idk if i ever got this much before 🤣

  • @deadgrass2299
    @deadgrass2299 Před 3 lety +12

    "Uh, little late for that-"
    "But if you need a hand..."
    **Inhale**
    "...I can give you one."
    So cheesy. Much cheese. Me love.

  • @macncheesejayden
    @macncheesejayden Před 3 lety +9

    "Alexa, play I Love Flesh by Markiplier"
    "Okay."

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Před 3 lety +3402

    The real Markiplier is back

  • @greatcomadyshorts2580
    @greatcomadyshorts2580 Před 3 lety +1669

    Markiplier: "Exists than not exists"
    Everyone: *Spoopy*

  • @PhoenixBorealis
    @PhoenixBorealis Před 3 lety +10

    I love Mark's jumpscare face. X3

  • @reecehowarth166
    @reecehowarth166 Před 3 lety +41

    Mark sounds like Patrick Warburton when he’s singing the flesh song😂

  • @BeingScared
    @BeingScared Před 3 lety +2929

    Thumbnail looks like Adrien Brody

  • @sirthisisawendys9030
    @sirthisisawendys9030 Před 3 lety +2369

    How did my stupid comment get this many likes? Guess we will never know.

    • @owoifier4521
      @owoifier4521 Před 3 lety +5

      "Speak up if you'd wike to muwdew me!"
      "Don't speak up!"
      "ShUt uP"

    • @nevila9074
      @nevila9074 Před 3 lety

      ha your comment has 666 likes

    • @develyn666
      @develyn666 Před 3 lety

      Which 3 scary game video was that?

    • @masonblok322
      @masonblok322 Před 3 lety +1

      @@develyn666
      Looks like episode 53

  • @LimuTheLoserXD
    @LimuTheLoserXD Před 3 lety +19

    Me: *finds out i have Thick eyebrows*
    My face: the Thumbnail

  • @EdenWoofWoof
    @EdenWoofWoof Před 3 lety +11

    5:31 Literally me in a horror movie

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove Před 3 lety +809

    Mark: "I'm not real"
    Also Mark: "I'm real"
    Everyone: _What do I believe?_

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ Před 3 lety +6

      Plot twist his both real and not real 😮 just to add more confusion

    • @frotpot9192
      @frotpot9192 Před 3 lety +4

      Lucian said that we shouldn't believe anything he says so that means that we should probably assume that he isn't real cuz the last that he said was that he is real

    • @coryholdcraft5070
      @coryholdcraft5070 Před 3 lety

      @@frotpot9192 Lixian* but he said he's not real and Marcus and Rachel said he isn't but Bob Wade and Mark said Mark is real lol

    • @khyros_cen1508
      @khyros_cen1508 Před 3 lety +1

      Mark is mark, that’s all you can believe

    • @GameshaiiGG
      @GameshaiiGG Před 3 lety +1

      0:15

  • @mmi1002
    @mmi1002 Před 3 lety +173

    He Is Trying To Show Us His 'Real' Emotions To Show Us How 'Real' He Is

  • @SamsonatorYTP
    @SamsonatorYTP Před 3 lety +3

    3:52 actually made me chuckle a bit

  • @cjck1344
    @cjck1344 Před 3 lety +15

    “Is Gasper’s Zone real?” No, but Mark definitely is.

  • @Crypticat
    @Crypticat Před 3 lety +456

    “They call me the one pump chump”
    - Mark 2020 to 2021

  • @toasty9786
    @toasty9786 Před 3 lety +82

    *"...Are you close?"*
    ^Unus Annus flashbacks^

    • @boyof100faces
      @boyof100faces Před 3 lety +11

      Also “markiplier makes” flashbacks

    • @ximenamendez3733
      @ximenamendez3733 Před 3 lety +4

      **Amy and Ethan getting uncomfortable**

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o Před 3 lety +3

      It's rare that he uses that joke but it kills me everytime. It's best used when there are others nearby to soak up the uncomfortable.

  • @Chalkeater98
    @Chalkeater98 Před rokem +2

    3:45 I don’t think he’s ever sounded so aggressively scared before

  • @janekewilhelm3193
    @janekewilhelm3193 Před 3 lety +6

    “THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE INSIDE MY FLESH .” 🤣🤣Lets go Mark make a musical . 🤣

  • @justfloatingthrough2457
    @justfloatingthrough2457 Před 3 lety +78

    That musical with Markiplier isn’t a thing I thought I needed until now. “Woooooaaooooooaooooo!” Is stupidly addicting

  • @susasf2620
    @susasf2620 Před 3 lety +455

    Mark: i am not real
    Everyone: he is real
    Mark: i am real
    Everyone: he is not real

  • @no_gender_only_potato
    @no_gender_only_potato Před 3 lety +5

    Man, Lixian’s editing makes everything funnier.

  • @simplewombat7442
    @simplewombat7442 Před 3 lety +1

    My door at 3 am when I’m trying to go to the bathroom: 0:17

  • @aurorabarrett2757
    @aurorabarrett2757 Před 3 lety +308

    When he circled the nuns head then goes “DOINK” 😂😂😂

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo Před 3 lety +101

    Mark, before devouring Wade after his confession: *Sings* “I love the flesh. It supple delights”

    • @mr.mermit6189
      @mr.mermit6189 Před 3 lety

      @@user-bz9vb7gf9m how about you actually bother with making a video then
      yeah get outta here

  • @WilbertAdams1
    @WilbertAdams1 Před 3 lety +2

    1:40 Loving Flesh an instant classic. 🤣🤣

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 Před 3 lety

    the "Loving Flesh" song bit gave me about 3 weeks worth of laughter. I love all these bits Lix could cut out but doesn't and really BUILDS on with his editing

  • @rueip8416
    @rueip8416 Před 3 lety +310

    "And I say to myself... What a wonderful wor-wor-wor-world"
    -Markiplier Before he died

    • @owoifier4521
      @owoifier4521 Před 3 lety +2

      "And I say to mysewf... What a wondewfuw wow-wow-wow-wowwd"
      -Mawkipwiew Befowe he died

    • @joshuaroberts8764
      @joshuaroberts8764 Před 3 lety

      "And I'm dead" -Markiplier after he died

  • @LazyQueen
    @LazyQueen Před 3 lety +76

    *Everytime Mark is scared he speaks another language-*

  • @kyrauniversal
    @kyrauniversal Před 3 lety +2

    I still love how the clouds added in made it look like Mark was ZONKED out of his mind in the intro. Good job again Lixian.

  • @sammygecko_
    @sammygecko_ Před 3 lety +7

    Ah..
    ‘and now it’s time for Silly Songs With Mark,
    The part of the show where Mark comes out and sings a silly song.’

  • @Mikeological
    @Mikeological Před 3 lety +534

    “Are you close?! Are you?? Are you close?........ *YAHH* “
    -Mark Fischbach

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer Před 3 lety +7

      "For the love of... Jahubasus ... for the love of GREAT BIG BAZONGAS"
      ~the voice actor of a fish inside a painting

  • @KrissyLea
    @KrissyLea Před 3 lety +1092

    I literally cannot stop laughing at Mark’s reaction to that man screaming at him 3:16 😂😂😂

  • @RookwingsKirk
    @RookwingsKirk Před 3 lety

    Thanks, Lixian - nice edits.

  • @user-tq6vf2nu3m
    @user-tq6vf2nu3m Před 3 lety +14

    Mark: I don't exist
    Me: *Freaking out*
    Also me: hehe thumbnail go brr

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 Před 3 lety +314

    The "Markiplier isn't real" trend was basically a trailer for the new horror compilation

    • @nathanmcconnell5646
      @nathanmcconnell5646 Před 3 lety +18

      Probably the start of another series like the “Heist with Markiplier” series. That’s probably why he took a week off, so he could work on it. I think it’ll have something to do with Darkiplier.

    • @RosiePies
      @RosiePies Před 3 lety +3

      Or the horror compilation was a distraction from the truth?

    • @Smccord
      @Smccord Před 3 lety +2

      @Ì Am ĶeviňBB2 but you seem like a kind person

    • @Angel_Love6680
      @Angel_Love6680 Před 3 lety +1

      @Ì Am ĶeviňBB2 we don't do that here! Especially to kind weirdos like you 💕

    • @scarlettadams9584
      @scarlettadams9584 Před 3 lety

      @@Angel_Love6680 kevins a bot, saw it on a different markiplier vid :(

  • @aspin_
    @aspin_ Před 3 lety +580

    Bro who else would die for a “Markiplier Blooper Reel”????

    • @iamnugget
      @iamnugget Před 3 lety +6

      i would _love_ that

    • @JACOBM611
      @JACOBM611 Před 3 lety +11

      They don’t exist... he isn’t real

    • @dizzyclown7131
      @dizzyclown7131 Před 3 lety +3

      Yus. Although, I'd put my life to an end for anything, even just to have my corpse be in the same room as him. (Make sure to include a funny hat so he won't get disturbed/sad.)

    • @alliemontego1896
      @alliemontego1896 Před 3 lety +1

      I would die for one but then I won't be able to see it... unless there's wifi in hell

    • @joeleonhart559
      @joeleonhart559 Před 3 lety +4

      @@user-bz9vb7gf9m no

  • @fin5354
    @fin5354 Před 2 lety

    This made me chuckle several times. Thenk u sir

  • @threekrds
    @threekrds Před 3 lety +1

    this was phenomenal, really changed my life

  • @BobbyVinsonOfficial
    @BobbyVinsonOfficial Před 3 lety +249

    Mark *exists*
    Everyone “Wait THATS illegal”

  • @sebastianherrera2532
    @sebastianherrera2532 Před 3 lety +84

    I feel like he actually gets scared when he doesn't scream.

    • @softheat2402
      @softheat2402 Před 3 lety +1

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ Wherever I go, I always see you.

  • @DestielsLoveChild
    @DestielsLoveChild Před 3 lety

    This is definitely my favorite compilation. never fails to make me laugh

  • @Gweem13
    @Gweem13 Před 3 lety

    I missed these silly horror compilation videos, this brings me back, lmao

  • @capnflamesword
    @capnflamesword Před 3 lety +212

    Mark: "Don't turn around?"
    Me: TJoC: SM flashbacks are coming back

  • @cassie_games
    @cassie_games Před 3 lety +291

    Someone: Why are you crying?
    Mark: "Are you close? Are you? Are you close?"
    (he says as he wears an Unus Annus shirt)

    • @tjjaed2157
      @tjjaed2157 Před 3 lety +4

      Nooo :(

    • @cassie_games
      @cassie_games Před 3 lety +2

      @@tjjaed2157 I'm sorryyyyy :,(

    • @tjjaed2157
      @tjjaed2157 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cassie_games itt fine

    • @SpiderGuy38
      @SpiderGuy38 Před 3 lety +7

      I always associated “Are you close?” With the time he did it on markiplier makes more than when he did it on unus annus tbh

    • @cassie_games
      @cassie_games Před 3 lety +3

      @@SpiderGuy38 I totally forgot about that time honestly oops :(

  • @muskratmcgee2511
    @muskratmcgee2511 Před rokem

    Love the videos man 👍 keep it up 😀

  • @PeaceChild3456
    @PeaceChild3456 Před 3 lety

    This was one of the best 6 minutes of my life. I love it 😂

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo Před 3 lety +334

    We gotta appreciate Lixian’s editing skills
    He’s the best

    • @magicfibre
      @magicfibre Před 3 lety +1

      Marcus would be a close second if he did not insert his own annoying reactions/comments into the videos

    • @EverGardens
      @EverGardens Před 3 lety

      @@magicfibre oh I haven't watched any of those videos. In which one does he do that?

    • @lucindayumikane8567
      @lucindayumikane8567 Před 3 lety

      @@magicfibre That is not exatcly a problem as that is how he interacts with us and Mark since he can't do it like Lixian but he sometimes over edits some stuff, that is right.

    • @chancetyler2764
      @chancetyler2764 Před 3 lety

      @@magicfibre That implies they are annoying though. They're funny

    • @magicfibre
      @magicfibre Před 3 lety

      @@EverGardens Mostly the videos with Bob and Wade, like "The Forest", recently.

  • @Flash4ML
    @Flash4ML Před 3 lety +133

    Damn his singing voice is actually amazing
    Too bad he wasn’t trying at all

  • @Adventurebon27
    @Adventurebon27 Před 3 lety

    boy I'm happy that mark is back at it again with the horror reaction compilations :3

  • @CS-he1uo
    @CS-he1uo Před 2 lety

    His compilations make my day