GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save your big head 15% or more on car insurance. -Remember to not overwork yourself, eat and stay hydrated.
N: “You should tell them you’ll be home late” Me: “No one cares” N: “Oh, your roommates aren’t there?” Me: “YEP. UH HUH.” Hey Noah, I just wanna take a sec and thank you for all the new videos. Just make sure you’re taking care of yourself. we love you💕
"have yous ever stolen anything?" "Good girl, good girl, that's good. Not even when you were a kid?" *Me as a kid who stole a kinder egg from my own grandmother's store bc she didn't want ro give me one (It was on the top shelve and i almost fell off of the chair i was standing on tho😂)
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People on patreon are living their best life
i'm so jealous rn :(
FR
So sad I can’t afford it😭
With that comment you knew a broke ass like me would 100% agree
One day I’ll make it oneee dayyyy
Something I love about your work is that you don't even sound like you're acting, it sounds so genuine and it just makes it so cozy to listen to.
Exactly
I believe because it is unscripted
If it's unscripted, that'd take double the talent for improvisation.
Yep ur right
Noah: “Did you like the party??”
My social anxiety: “HAHAHAHAHAHA no.”
Same I hate party’s because of anxiety and trust issues
you're everywhere 💀
same 💀
Same here 💀 there is always that one person u want there but they are only there when you leave
Dis me. 😭
YOU'RE BEING SO ACTIVE LATELY IDK WHAT'S HAPPENING BUT YES I'M HERE FOR IT
ME TOO
THATS WHAT I WAS WONDERING
SAME
SAME
To legalize our membership on Patreon
him: **talking for 18 mins**
me: **smiling for the whole video like an idiot**
Same just smiles the whole god dang video😎
Love rainy roleplays... and Noah's voice makes it next level. Sit back and relax, ppl.
6:36 “i know that look, didn’t get it-“
he knows me so well 😌✨
Thanks for giving us an eargasm with your voice 🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️
I'm pretty sure your voice reduces stress in 99.9%, thanks for saving stressed souls like mine :D
18:19
* mo4ns
transcript: *MUSIC*
Noah: “but i’ll get you home safe.”
me: “so that was a lie-“ 🤨
i was struggling to sleep and here you are. perfect timing 🥺
I'M LIKE 20 MINUTES AWAY FROM HAVING MY FINALS THIS IS PERFECT
Imagine having a crush
the only crushes i have are asmr boyfriends.💅🏽
haven't had an irl crush for almost ten years lmao.
It's all ASMR and fictional men ... My standards have gotten too high maybe.
I wish it’s so boring without one 😭
@@maeri5921 IKR
He wasn’t a crush for too long lol
as soon as i finished listening to this it started raining outside, i- 👁👄👁 🌧
It’s fate👍
i love how much you post lately
8:02 y'all not me going 😳💖
😢"my tears will get lost in the rain" so deep
perfect timing as always.
I love this boi so much, his voice is the best
This is heaven!!💗 Rain + Noah ahh🤩✨
AHHHHHH YESS being “trapped” w noah, more like he’s stuck w me-
HE'S GIVING ME🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
People that have patreon are really livin the life heyy
" cause I don’t even have twitter “ you didn’t miss much mate
I woke up to this. Thank you!
“good girl” ?! 😦😌
👏🏼
MORE GERMAN TEACHER PLSSSS
Y'all he's spoiling us 😭😭
Patreon subscribers enjoying them life right now
i just woke up and i got this notif so i had to listen to it🤫
Amazing video, i love it. 💗
I really need to stop falling in love with faceless voices on CZcams
Same....
*saying "good girl" nonchalantly* I-UH UH UHH I SIR???
he's so cute and caring damn it
you have summoned me
anime quote of today
"You can't keep something without fighting for it."
~Hajime Kanzaki (Beelzebub)
Noah: Have you ever stolen something?
Me without hesitation: Yes
Same lol
Same lmao
Without Shame* extremely important and extremely different lol
AND THEN HE SAYS “good girl” AND IM LIKE: yeah sure🧍♀️
same
"did you like the party"
My social anxiety:I'm dead. I'm fcking dead
I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE😩
◡̈ u just making my day now
I clicked the notification so fast🧍♀️
he sounds like my crush irl
Guys he called us a City Girl💅 period
Lmao 😭
I JUST CAME BACK HOME AFTER A PARTY AND I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEP??? NOAH YOU STALKING ME??? 🤨
how was the party bestie
did you had fun at the party?
was it raining too? 😔
@@emi_here3730 YESSS 🕺🏽
@@ieatpickles PLS
“did you like the party”
me: *no lol*
YAS queen it's true though💅🏻😤
Noah: have you ever stolen anything
Me:yes
Noah:good girl
6 Minutes agooo. i think im in heaven thank you very much
The party? Oh yeah the one with my pillow... Snacks... And otome games... For sure was fun👌
Hearing him say "It's 2022" made my heart sink... Where did the time go?? 😭😭
Him- alright your turn
Me- did you ever have chicken nuggets
Him- a what
Me- ...chicken nuggets
Him- a one nightstand?
Me-......um..that to😐
Ikr it's just so odd
It’s Odd that you are wrong? 😂
Youve been so activeee recentlyyy AHHGHH AIRHEUJSNRHWUNWHET IM SO HERE FOR IT!!!
Me wondering how explicit he gets in his patreon…
Does any insider wanna spill?👀
@@ranee5019 it’s sooooo good he curses too 😳
@@Meg-cc6yc OHMYGOD....what's the sm*ut like?🙈
Update me
@@ranee5019 he kinda gets nasty so you gotta be alone to listen to it WITH HEADPHONES. I promise you it will have you blushing 🥵
Yessss
Wooo another videooo
GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
-Remember fifteen minutes could save your big head 15% or more on car insurance.
-Remember to not overwork yourself, eat and stay hydrated.
you are everywhere
you better be paid for this advertising lmao
@@sadieriordon667 true
thanks for this :3 i will eat more :)
@anđela shhh, let him enjoy Alex
Vroom vroom🥴✨💗
omg I was abt to sleep thank god I didnt
edit: I hate being broke
I’m at work, but screw it. I’m going to listen 💗💗💗
Slay
Screw as In a tool is an interesting word here
Screws, bolts
I would rather get drenched in rain then do a clean push-up
crying n throwing up bc im too broke for patreon
Gosh, I fell in love with a voice. OMG those ASMR stories from Noah. That's it, I already made myself an imaginary boyfriend. 😂🤣😂🤣
I’m dying to listen to one of these and then In the background you hear SUTUTUTU yk, let’s hear some sick car noises 😏
Yep ya heart❤❤
Mmmmh your voice..your Patreon is one of the best 😏❤️💋
WOOOOO HEARE EARLU
NOOOOOO DONT ENDDDDD GIMMEE DAH PATREONNN
MORE GERMAN TEACHER!!! PLEASE
Luv u and take careeee AND EAT AND HYDRATE!!!
Ngl I honestly want to experience a one night stand but at the same time I'm terrified lol
“ I’ve never done it and don’t think I could” thinking out loud. Didn’t say I was scared. I said I didn’t think I had it in me
They I said After a week or two of being here that I met someone and we joked his name was “ Jason” because all I did was watch True Blood
“I”
Meaning the character Jason.. in true blood! Not something scary lol
DO MORE GERMAN TEACHER PLEASE 😭😭😭
I totally get why anyone would have a crush on this guy. Please invite me to your next crying session
I love you ❤️❤️
See I'm a good clean girl😂😂❤
Cannn we gettt a german teacherr audioo plssssss?!?
Noah:have you ever stolen something
Me: yes a lollipop...
Noah:good girl
Someone help me i cant find this on patreon, is it still there?
missed our little german angel so much.
Im neither German nor an angel lol
Nor am I yours lol
Did the venga boys😂😂
Never nicked owt in my life❤❤
A just got an ad for a game called "Noah's Heart" and idk how to feel about it
how tf do you get trapped in a car
How tf do you get trapped in a closet? 😒
@@NoahsHaven 😭😭😭
@@NoahsHaven aight look-
thought the same😭
@@NoahsHaven closets don’t have windows you can climb out of…
My favourite ice cream mint chocolate 😋😂
When you get the Elvis reference but not the Blade Runner one 👵🏼
N: “You should tell them you’ll be home late”
Me: “No one cares”
N: “Oh, your roommates aren’t there?”
Me: “YEP. UH HUH.”
Hey Noah, I just wanna take a sec and thank you for all the new videos. Just make sure you’re taking care of yourself. we love you💕
Not me reading that and hearing it at the same time ! 😭💘
@@Ana-ru7jm 😂💕
How about an asmr of your boyfriend catches you singing or something like that
does have it the same title on patreon?👀
Warm bam thank ya mam😂😂
* trapped in a car * ok but how tho !
Logic isn't needed
@@elise6802 LMAO
i think he meant like we can't get out of the car and go home bc of the rain😭
well hello there
You sound like my boyfriend
I miss German teacher
I'll worry about you😔💕
Feel better lol
I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad . Buy all of the thing I never had
I think imma just...
Noah's vid-->🕳🤸♀️ 🚶♀️🦽 👩🦽
Damn I'm early what am i supposed to say
"have yous ever stolen anything?" "Good girl, good girl, that's good. Not even when you were a kid?"
*Me as a kid who stole a kinder egg from my own grandmother's store bc she didn't want ro give me one
(It was on the top shelve and i almost fell off of the chair i was standing on tho😂)
I love this but rain sound gives me anxiety sorry 😞
One smooch would do it😂😂
IM PRETTY EARLY FOR ONCE
أخيراً!!!
اه والله
الله في عرب يتابعونه نفسي😭😭
@@aryam7101 في كثير
@@aryam7101 منجدددد
CITY GURL FROM THE 305