Bill Burr - Advice: Miserable Lawyer

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  • @christiana12323
    @christiana12323 Před 7 lety +121

    "I am a LAW-YAAA"

    • @PorkotylerClips
      @PorkotylerClips Před 5 lety +4

      Christian Ashton if I was a lawyer I’d put that in my business card.
      John Dingus Doe Jr.
      LAW-YAAA
      email: johndoe@gmail.com
      phone: 000111100000

  • @Chris-fo9rf
    @Chris-fo9rf Před 5 lety +90

    “Took a big paycheck as a public defender” -said no attorney ever

  • @rationalmystic5
    @rationalmystic5 Před 8 lety +55

    bill is a true humanist.......just an overall awesome guy....love his work......so much wisdom and wit.

  • @aaronfrank85
    @aaronfrank85 Před 8 lety +65

    Bill is a lot wiser then he thinks.

  • @seanjohnston848
    @seanjohnston848 Před 8 lety +43

    God, Bill is one of the only people I know who gives consistently good advice. He always manages to open up my mind to . He's like a motivational speaker and therapist wrapped into one...

  • @gor1l1a
    @gor1l1a Před 8 lety +143

    "A big paycheck as a public defender..." INSTANTLY knew this dude is lying.

    • @DrFrankenschtein
      @DrFrankenschtein Před 8 lety +22

      Yeah, I've never heard of public defenders just raking in the cash. lol

    • @FinalRestingPlace123
      @FinalRestingPlace123 Před 7 lety +30

      The guy was trying to pump his own tires a bit

    • @LuiisLabra
      @LuiisLabra Před 7 lety +2

      bobby kardashian?

    • @Pharoah2
      @Pharoah2 Před 5 lety +6

      Spanish Moustache theyre literally free. Look up pro bono

    • @Pharoah2
      @Pharoah2 Před 5 lety

      Spanish Moustache ah yikes I couldn’t tell if that was extreme sarcasm or if you somehow thought pro bono meant something else. Mb

  • @youssefrochdi1994
    @youssefrochdi1994 Před 8 lety +136

    Bill Burr >>>>>>>> Joe Rogan

    • @caleb6595
      @caleb6595 Před 8 lety +10

      With you 100% Joe isn't even funny

    • @D00MCHILD23
      @D00MCHILD23 Před 8 lety +8

      +caleb crabtree well, that's not true. He is funny but not as funny as Bill

    • @caleb6595
      @caleb6595 Před 7 lety +3

      Big Stank Dick Dad well, actually, it is true. Seeing as how its an opinion.

    • @jonathanbrown2190
      @jonathanbrown2190 Před 6 lety +5

      Bill doesn't recognize his own wisdom. Like the drunken kung fu master; unintentional mastery.

    • @doommuffinz5276
      @doommuffinz5276 Před 3 lety

      Yet here you are

  • @NealX
    @NealX Před 10 lety +77

    Being a very unhappy law student not sure if I even want to take the bar after graduating, hearing this couldn't have come at a better moment. Times like this I believe in fate for coming across the MMPC and binge watching it all night.

    • @NealX
      @NealX Před 9 lety +8

      ***** I get where you're coming from. And I didn't give up - I gave it some thought and I'm going to at least graduate and take the bar exam, and hopefully work off some debt. But after that - well, let's just say I think all of us have a plane waiting to take us to Seattle. The only question is, when will we buy the tickets?

    • @mjcarollson2
      @mjcarollson2 Před 9 lety +25

      Listen to your gut. I'm an attorney, had that very same feeling ten years ago when it was time to take the bar but ignored it--the result was thirteen years of misery (law school plus ten awful years of practice). This past year I finally had the balls to go after what I really wanted in life and my only regret is not doing it sooner.

    • @RandomSpongiform
      @RandomSpongiform Před 9 lety +2

      mj carollson Was it you that wrote to Bill? Good on you, either way

    • @verticalhorizon4633
      @verticalhorizon4633 Před 8 lety

      +mj carollson Fine for you; some people enjoy the law as a profession.

    • @ninobrown2073
      @ninobrown2073 Před 8 lety +2

      +Neal X I hear you man. I'm a law student sitting here listening to ol' Billy Freckles...I'm in the same boat.

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 Před 8 lety +38

    So the moral of the story is, make some sacrifices in order to pursue your dreams, but don't hold back from undertaking different (even menial low-paying) jobs because of pride or vanity or the fact that you may have a degree or education in your pocket

    • @HussainAl--Khalil
      @HussainAl--Khalil Před 8 lety +9

      +Kenny Tee make the sacrifices needed to find your purpose in life. Low paying jobs can sustain you through your journey to your success. It sucks but atleast your not a child soldier whose life was taken from him for some terrible regime against his will. You have a chance, take it, no complaining.
      My translation of what he was telling him

    • @kennytee6882
      @kennytee6882 Před 4 lety +2

      ᎶᏕ gαмιиg I guess until CZcams goes out of business lolz

  • @Magicstockton
    @Magicstockton Před 8 lety +13

    "Three piece Matlock suits" 😂😂🙃

  • @peachezprogramming
    @peachezprogramming Před 3 lety +4

    I used to be a pharmacist. Parents made me do it, they're both pharmacists. I hated that fucking job. I learned in the first year of college I wanted to do programming/computer science. Told my parents and they said no. So I got the degree and worked as a pharmacist for 4 years. Saved my money furiously and quit last year. Im enrolled at a computer science college and am paying for it in cash.
    It totally fucking sucks that I wasted 10 years of my life but I try to stay positive. I have money and am now on the path I want to be on. That's better than a lot of people so I try to stay optimistic. Honestly I love learning Java/Python. It's so much more exciting than mixing drugs.

  • @PerogieCrash
    @PerogieCrash Před 9 lety +11

    I don't know that this is necessarily a problem with the job itself (and I shouldn't have to mention I Am Not A Lawyer) so much as how many kids are told "You can be a Doctor, a Lawyer, or a Loser."

  • @SuperAndo64
    @SuperAndo64 Před 11 lety +8

    Bill, this video was like really incredible.

  • @opus0872
    @opus0872 Před 7 lety +17

    I'm a medical student and depressed as shit right now, I think I'll write in to Bill for some life advice

  • @briankelly8697
    @briankelly8697 Před 9 lety +30

    Better call Saul!Lol.

    • @Holy_hand-grenade
      @Holy_hand-grenade Před 5 lety

      Brian Kelly except Saul actually gives a shit at the end of the day. That’s the whole problem with the show and why it’s so fucking soft compared to Breaking Bad.

  • @deridivisstar884
    @deridivisstar884 Před 4 lety +1

    Such sincere and honest advice.

  • @Tulbeful
    @Tulbeful Před 9 lety +5

    That very last part just got pretty relevant when that German pilot did exactly what Bill warned this guy of

  • @juliamihajlovich
    @juliamihajlovich Před 5 lety +33

    I doubt that person really went to law school when calling rapists “rapers” LOL

    • @meebrbey
      @meebrbey Před 4 lety +7

      Maybe he didn't call them "rapers," maybe it was Bill that called them that

    • @Speedy28Gonzales
      @Speedy28Gonzales Před rokem

      @@meebrbey bill was reading what was written. I don't think he misread that one.

  • @CAMPAZFilms
    @CAMPAZFilms Před 8 lety

    gotta love bill

  • @thedavecorp
    @thedavecorp Před 5 lety +1

    Go Bill!

  • @illiterateno2
    @illiterateno2 Před 11 lety +1

    I agree with the man's evaluation of Bill.

  • @sikminesta
    @sikminesta Před 10 lety +1

    hahahaha and he manages to finish it off with a joke that made me have to almost crawl underneath my desk and laugh my ass offf HAHAHAAHAHAH A jaded pilot hahahahhaahha

  • @psyopnineninenine2141
    @psyopnineninenine2141 Před 9 lety +1

    Last part killed me

  • @notrealy180217
    @notrealy180217 Před 8 lety

    On. Point.

  • @backupcoolm3n
    @backupcoolm3n Před 6 lety +1

    Dear everyone, I live in the middle of Manhattan in New York City, and moved here after going to college in Boston. I started in a shitty town in North Carolina called Fayetteville, and I hated it. I'm by no means someone who's accomplished their dreams to the level of Bill Burr, but I am someone who's moved to every city I've wanted to in my life that i didn't need a visa for. I'm moving to Helsinki soon for graduate school. What's my point? If you love a place, there's ZERO reason to not move there. Fucking save money, walk into your job and say "PEACE, I quit, I'm moving to ______" DONE! Live your dreams and be happy, where you live makes 100% difference and there's no reason you can't live there.

  • @Timberhawk
    @Timberhawk Před 8 lety +1

    9:15/10:10 made me think of “Get your ass to Mars.”

  • @Birbdup
    @Birbdup Před 5 lety

    Watching this while working on a Case Comment. Lmaooooo

  • @billblond5727
    @billblond5727 Před 3 lety +1

    The lawyer said he was a public defender and I think THAT'S why he's miserable and says everybody else is miserable. Government jobs are full of resentful people.

  • @computerblue1271
    @computerblue1271 Před 3 lety

    Even IF Bill isn't a good man, he is a necessary man.

  • @carterjohnson7117
    @carterjohnson7117 Před 4 lety

    Wow this was like 3 minutes of reading an email and 9 minutes of Bill telling the guy to make his dreams come true like a broken record 😂

  • @badazzmaro
    @badazzmaro Před 8 lety +1

    he sounds a lot like he might be a public defender. and as I'm typing he just answers for me.

  • @bradleysmith9924
    @bradleysmith9924 Před 9 lety +12

    I wonder what this lawyer is doing now, did he ever write back?

    • @verticalhorizon4633
      @verticalhorizon4633 Před 8 lety +7

      +Bradley Smith He got disbarred.

    • @Brrrrrt
      @Brrrrrt Před 8 lety +9

      He actually ended up commiting suicide, years later someone linked bill the news story

    • @t100base
      @t100base Před 7 lety

      mj is that true?

    • @DdDd-gd1rr
      @DdDd-gd1rr Před 7 lety

      t100base nah he bullshittin

  • @Okiedude5
    @Okiedude5 Před 4 lety +1

    The sad truth is this guy willingly! Took this job! And has people's lives in his hands, literally. And it's disturbing to know he could care less. That attitude as a public defender should be grounds to be fired.

  • @straightcashhomey1261
    @straightcashhomey1261 Před 5 lety +1

    Bill is ignoring the fact that the student loans of an attorney are absurd, it’s basically another mortgage payment on top of all your other bills. The only way to have enough money to repay that debt is to continue practicing law. It seems like an awful, completely unsatisfying, apathetic existence.

  • @VDuro1
    @VDuro1 Před 5 lety +2

    this lawyer needs to go linked in who the general council for boeing is, fond the department name and find some job there and he will still work in law - but for boeing

  • @mrgerbeck
    @mrgerbeck Před 11 lety

    For the man who wrote the letter, Boeing. Besides that, beautiful nature.

  • @ffsf739
    @ffsf739 Před 7 lety

    Did this dude ever send a reply? I wish I could know if he followed Billy's advice!

  • @dandjedi
    @dandjedi Před 7 lety

    My little brother is a prosecutor and does okay for money but doesn't make even close to they do in the private sector. He owns a small house and his wife is pregnant with twins.

  • @LS-hu1lm
    @LS-hu1lm Před 4 lety

    There are way more people with law degrees than law jobs in the US (and all Anglophone countries). One rolls out of 3 years of indoctrination with $160k in debt that cannot be discharged with bankruptcy only to find that they cannot get a regular job because they have a JD. Employers do not like to hire JD's for non JD jobs, even as paralegals. A lot of people who do have good jobs are able to get them because of Networks, Affinity groups or just being the only attorney in whatever shity little town they live in. My husband thought the same as the writer referenced in this video, he did end up finishing and passing the bar after moving to a new state. He went to law school in New York but moved the day after graduation, never even took the New York State Bar. It's taken almost 15 years of struggling, sacrificing, not going on family trips, working 70-hour weeks, listening to demeaning language at work, and even a 2 + hour commute to work for a period Of time. While I know that is common in certain parts of the world it is fucking absurd here. He now has a job outside of law that is fullfilling. When people ask him about law school, he always advises against it unless either 1. A scholarship picks up a huge amount of the cost 2. One is guaranteed a job somewhere or 3. The person got into one of the highest tier schools. It's funny, nobody likes hearing this honest advice from an atty who knows what he is talking about.
    As far as the present caller, don't discount his points. With his debt load he probably cannot leave, even if he's not making enough money. He may be getting some type of loan forgiveness. With his debt loan he probably cannot even have a family much less invest in some tuition all over again. Lawyers are maniacs, law school trains them to most efficiently do whatever it is they're getting paid to do, Meaning freeing a rapist if that is what brings in the paycheck. And as far as depression, just take a look at how many continuing legal education courses deal with attorney substance abuse. After one incident, I said to my husband " I hate attorneys" and he responded " I know all about it, I work with and for attorneys."

  • @JohnnyValmaggia
    @JohnnyValmaggia Před 7 lety

    where's the follow up??????

  • @gerry_atric
    @gerry_atric Před 2 lety

    I think by now, a defense attorney has about as much energy as a customer service representative.
    Everyday- dealing with the not so fine line between people/poople.
    I couldn't do it, not even for the money. I'm not that strong.

  • @jameslewis9968
    @jameslewis9968 Před 10 lety

    Surveys show that Young Lawyers do hate their jobs. This is true. its a tough job.

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 Před 3 lety

    😲 WOW,

  • @woozie___
    @woozie___ Před 4 lety

    I work with attorneys and some of them are definitely miserable. One them always looks like shit and recently got a DUI and has to take the bus everywhere now 😂 Taking the bus isn't a big deal but it's not a major city or anything so most people just don't do it regularly.

  • @ooslingg
    @ooslingg Před 11 lety

    poor Bob Loblaw.. :)

  • @clarkmannen8789
    @clarkmannen8789 Před 5 lety

    I implores you

  • @practiceyourart
    @practiceyourart Před 10 lety +5

    This was horrific to listen to.

  • @user-on2ys9jr6t
    @user-on2ys9jr6t Před 10 lety +1

    Is it just me or was Bill getting choked up a bit?

  • @PartVIII
    @PartVIII Před 10 lety

    debt from school, that's whats holding most of our generation back

  • @idonotcare8822
    @idonotcare8822 Před 10 lety

    XD Push the whatever it is thing forward

  • @ThorenTravels
    @ThorenTravels Před 11 lety

    What's so great about Seattle?

  • @privateprivate2268
    @privateprivate2268 Před 2 lety

    👍

  • @geezusuck
    @geezusuck Před 9 lety +2

    Follow your dreams! I work in a kindergarden, love it. It will make you rich, but its so cool;D

    • @jeffreywoodward4160
      @jeffreywoodward4160 Před 8 lety +1

      +Anakin Skywanker I'll bet your boss 'electrifies' the workplace.

    • @LordOfHam
      @LordOfHam Před 4 lety

      Somebody help those kids, they're gonna fucking die

  • @ChristopherTsaganeas
    @ChristopherTsaganeas Před 11 lety +1

    Most attorney's make 50-70k, and take on an additional 100k+ in debt (on top of college loans). It will take more then 10 years to pay that back.

  • @nonholographic
    @nonholographic Před 11 lety

    "rapers" haha

  • @daltonpotts6143
    @daltonpotts6143 Před 10 lety +1

    the joe rogan experience

  • @Spudcore
    @Spudcore Před 7 lety

    So, get a young lawyer then. Good to know.

  • @TheAlmightyAss
    @TheAlmightyAss Před 2 lety

    Bill believing that you can just do what you want in life is a bit sweet but insane.

  • @RobRobbie
    @RobRobbie Před 4 lety

    Lawyer here... it sucks. Don't go to law school

  • @ElevatedLevetator
    @ElevatedLevetator Před 7 lety

    I just learned a new word, Implore! Since implode means blowing up inwards (big boom) and explode means the good old horseshit on fire (small boom), shouldnt implore mean to plore inwards and explore mean to plore outwards? Please tell me, me and my friends are gonna start imploring more

  • @prometheus3864
    @prometheus3864 Před 3 lety +1

    Why don’t you just quit being a lawyer..:probably because he has $250k+ in student debt and wasted a quarter of his life

  • @FuckitnFightit
    @FuckitnFightit Před 11 lety

    yeah, he's probably in debt and doesn't want to live on the street.

  • @andyd6338
    @andyd6338 Před 4 lety

    Guy sounds like an insecure drifter type (speaking as one) who felt like he should pick a path and so did and now blames the profession rather than his own decision making, needs to wise up and listen to himself

  • @Dengramen
    @Dengramen Před 11 lety

    No

  • @heidimedel
    @heidimedel Před 4 lety

    I knew he was a public pretender when he made the comment about being burned out within 3 of passing the board. Ugh

  • @ericroque
    @ericroque Před 5 lety

    The guy committed suicide