This Steak Is Illegal In The United States...

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  • čas přidán 31. 03. 2023

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  • @JortsKitchen
    @JortsKitchen  Před rokem +129323

    ‼️ APRIL FOOLS DAY VIDEO ‼️
    This was posted on April fools day. The meat in the video was just a chunk of worthless fat from my freezer 😅 nothing in this video is real.
    For some reason this video decided to blow up several days after April 1st,2023 and lots of people are believing it. So I hope you see this comment if you’re one of the people I fooled.

  • @yahyaahmed977
    @yahyaahmed977 Před 10 měsíci +68535

    We finally found a CZcamsr who's April fools joke isn't quiting yt💀💀

    • @trews1
      @trews1 Před 10 měsíci +570

      let me tell you about the lockpicking lawyer

    • @ishigami5071
      @ishigami5071 Před 10 měsíci +217

      Yea... I don't even care if they quit or not....my only reaction is "do u have a job"

    • @crispyhyunjin-
      @crispyhyunjin- Před 10 měsíci +326

      ​@@ishigami5071doing yt is a job wym people earn money from this stuff💀

    • @RXYSKII
      @RXYSKII Před 10 měsíci +222

      ​@@ishigami5071u bout as smart as a fish stick

    • @russmayos3694
      @russmayos3694 Před 10 měsíci +36

      ​@@ishigami5071bruh

  • @writehse
    @writehse Před 11 měsíci +42761

    “Want some meat with your fat sir?”

  • @pluckybellhop66
    @pluckybellhop66 Před 28 dny +1078

    1940: 1 piece of candy for 1 cent
    2040: 1 piece of fat for $5000

  • @lotenofficial
    @lotenofficial Před měsícem +481

    This video showed up on my feed on April fools a year later 😂

  • @Rawnblade13
    @Rawnblade13 Před rokem +127100

    I know it's April Fools, but given the absurd amount of money people will pay for imported beef, I can see why people would believe it.

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Před rokem +8810

      It isn’t out of the realm of possibility these days 😂

    • @Macaronee78
      @Macaronee78 Před rokem +1324

      There’s a huge market for ppl that have more money than sense.

    • @mrcrispy4738
      @mrcrispy4738 Před rokem +183

      ​@@Macaronee78😂😂😂

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 Před rokem +199

      ​@@Macaronee78 high-end restaurants be like:

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Před rokem +336

      @@lengeschandran109 hahaha yeah it’s totally fake. It’s a worthless chunk of fat in the video

  • @RosieWolf
    @RosieWolf Před 10 měsíci +7086

    “Worth every penny”
    The sad part is, if this was real, some rich people would actually say that 😂

    • @kass_G59
      @kass_G59 Před 9 měsíci +65

      They really would 😩💀

    • @XO_XO184
      @XO_XO184 Před 9 měsíci +35

      ​​@@Jeremylol13It literally says "if this was real" :|

    • @mangocookie4790
      @mangocookie4790 Před 9 měsíci

      ​​@@Jeremylol13are you dense? Are you?

    • @Saiko-RuRu
      @Saiko-RuRu Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@Jeremylol13slow

    • @guyveg8
      @guyveg8 Před 9 měsíci +10

      @@Jeremylol13 Read before you comment.

  • @Feo722
    @Feo722 Před měsícem +70

    Bro “Malaysian A7 Wagyu”… 😂😂

  • @BlackDragonGD937
    @BlackDragonGD937 Před měsícem +55

    "United States" ❌
    "United Steaks" ✅

  • @TaxationIsTheft439
    @TaxationIsTheft439 Před 10 měsíci +8922

    90% fat 10% beef. “This marbling is crazy”

    • @shshsbxhhahas2459
      @shshsbxhhahas2459 Před 9 měsíci +122

      almost like that's the joke

    • @TaxationIsTheft439
      @TaxationIsTheft439 Před 9 měsíci +73

      @@shshsbxhhahas2459 gee good observation. Glad you could figure that one out

    • @JPXN23
      @JPXN23 Před 9 měsíci +27

      Not even close 3% meat 97% fat

    • @Lucian_Balthazar
      @Lucian_Balthazar Před 9 měsíci +9

      ​@TaxationIsTheft439 *Lol he didn't figure out anything, not on his own like that cuz I'm sure he just simply reat this guy's first pinned comment to then know and realize that this bite sized steak here is nothing but just fat and like only 2% meat lmao 😂 Literally everybody got fooled into believing that this here is a legit $5k steak and which is just of one small bite, cuz nowadays em Wagyu beef meat is thee best ever meat steak that money could buy, highest quality, best marbling ever with absolutely phenomenal taste which they might have thought that this small bite size wagyu meat could've been cooked to perfection by a very professional renowned chef and by the use of all sorts of expensive quality ingredients to finally sum it all up into the plate.. 😂😂 Okay I'm a lil drunk right now writing this comment but hope you understood and got the idea and meaning behind this and what I'm trying to say on this here haha..* 🤣🤣

    • @TaxationIsTheft439
      @TaxationIsTheft439 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@Lucian_Balthazar I can tell bud

  • @metapenguin133
    @metapenguin133 Před 10 měsíci +4680

    Bro was held at gunpoint to say “worth every penny”
    Edit: wow
    “kids stop fighting its time for supper”

    • @blazingzebra737
      @blazingzebra737 Před 10 měsíci +51

      bc it cost him only 2

    • @donnajoymariano2842
      @donnajoymariano2842 Před 10 měsíci +19

      Me personaly i aint paying 5k for that little of a bite💀

    • @ttdanimations1231
      @ttdanimations1231 Před 10 měsíci +64

      @@donnajoymariano2842 read the pinned comment goofy

    • @Jasmine-ns6nt
      @Jasmine-ns6nt Před 10 měsíci +6

      @@donnajoymariano2842 especially since it was all fat.

    • @scamster71
      @scamster71 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@Jasmine-ns6nt Well, there was a tiny streak of meat in there. lol

  • @Abcd-st6kl
    @Abcd-st6kl Před 9 dny +6

    Who else is getting this a year later and thinking it was legit for a second

  • @chickEgaming
    @chickEgaming Před 3 měsíci +4833

    "so what are you in jail for?"
    "steak"

  • @harmonicben7205
    @harmonicben7205 Před rokem +3587

    "That marbling is carzy" got me laughing tbh

    • @israelramirez6336
      @israelramirez6336 Před rokem +83

      The beef was the marbling 😂

    • @cburns458
      @cburns458 Před rokem +76

      @@israelramirez6336 a nice cut of fat with some beef marbling

    • @mediumChungus69
      @mediumChungus69 Před rokem +27

      People be saying that when it's 90% fat so I believed it lmao

    • @skullly
      @skullly Před rokem +1

      carzy asff 😫😫

    • @alexdavis6566
      @alexdavis6566 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It's seriously nothing but fat, i don't get it

  • @ashura6626
    @ashura6626 Před měsícem +7

    Only four cows in the whole world and even don't save them 😂😂

  • @MatesKorba
    @MatesKorba Před 2 měsíci +7

    That marbling is the meat itself

  • @user-or8hk4xr3l
    @user-or8hk4xr3l Před 11 měsíci +5281

    As a Malaysian I thought "Wait... Nah nah nah this is a scam"

    • @superlight1999
      @superlight1999 Před 11 měsíci +400

      More than a scam. There's no way our lembu costs that much.

    • @Asprogic
      @Asprogic Před 11 měsíci +67

      @@superlight1999it was April fools

    • @alexandergreatchai5299
      @alexandergreatchai5299 Před 11 měsíci +154

      Malaysia not known for wagyu lol, we only buy other people's wagyu.

    • @superlight1999
      @superlight1999 Před 11 měsíci +77

      @@Asprogic april fool aside, not worth even 100 ringgit

    • @TheKING_BEAST335
      @TheKING_BEAST335 Před 11 měsíci +15

      @@superlight1999IT WAS APRIL FOOLS

  • @Erkunden1
    @Erkunden1 Před 10 měsíci +9624

    "That marbling is crazy" proceeds to show basically a block of fat
    Edit: started a war in the comments, yes I know it's an April fools joke, this comment was sarcasm. (Also thanks for 9.5k likes)

  • @quaxmainia5690
    @quaxmainia5690 Před měsícem +5

    “This steak is illegal in the United Steaks”
    🇺🇸 🥩 🍔 🦅

  • @soumyadeepmondal6130
    @soumyadeepmondal6130 Před 2 měsíci +6

    April Fools 2023 video and I got it recommended on April Fools 2024 lmao
    Good job CZcams

  • @CydeIsMine
    @CydeIsMine Před 10 měsíci +2309

    As a Malaysian you got me excited for a sec 😂

  • @tavorattar9368
    @tavorattar9368 Před 3 měsíci +4661

    You know it’s worth 5000$ when the box cannot be closed with the steak in it💀

  • @user-jo1fi3rs9h
    @user-jo1fi3rs9h Před 22 dny +7

    Jorts: And that's how A7 Wagyu tastes li-
    COPS: FBI OPEN UP!

  • @tyco1176
    @tyco1176 Před 2 měsíci +4

    No way I’m seeing this on April fools a whole year later

  • @drixelkiks3184
    @drixelkiks3184 Před 11 měsíci +756

    Blud called us broke in every way possible ☠️

    • @npc1534
      @npc1534 Před 11 měsíci +42

      The vid Its april fools

    • @davidrong8730
      @davidrong8730 Před 10 měsíci +17

      @@ProGuy38241 Bro is a fr npc

    • @ttdanimations1231
      @ttdanimations1231 Před 10 měsíci +5

      bro didn’t read the top comment

    • @Mario_Thegoober
      @Mario_Thegoober Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@npc1534*CERTIFIED NPC*

    • @drcrack7015
      @drcrack7015 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@GnarpyyThe commenter though probably didn't know

  • @acrazytheory5431
    @acrazytheory5431 Před 3 měsíci +1039

    “There is only four of them left what should we do”
    “cook em”

  • @yes0379
    @yes0379 Před 12 dny +1

    Top ten biggest betrayal in history number 1:

  • @xitrinean
    @xitrinean Před 2 měsíci +3

    Me watching this the night before April fools👁️👄👁️

    • @usopp3730
      @usopp3730 Před 2 měsíci

      It basically April now

  • @Moonstone-bk3pe
    @Moonstone-bk3pe Před 7 měsíci +5179

    “I think there’s meat on my fat sir.”
    “Oh my bad.”

    • @marcello5229
      @marcello5229 Před 6 měsíci +46

      I think there's something on my plate sir.

    • @intellicadee
      @intellicadee Před 6 měsíci +19

      ​@@marcello5229Oh my bad

    • @Hidenidentity
      @Hidenidentity Před 6 měsíci +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @punmaster2332
      @punmaster2332 Před 5 měsíci +13

      I believe there's a plate on my table sir.

    • @marcello5229
      @marcello5229 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@punmaster2332 I think there's something in my room sir!

  • @IJustKen
    @IJustKen Před rokem +5803

    salt bae taking notes💀

  • @mi___
    @mi___ Před 2 měsíci +1

    getting recommended to this a year later, exactly on april fools day is crazy

  • @mcflurryface5457
    @mcflurryface5457 Před 3 dny +1

    Bro I’m watching this a whole ass few months after April 😂

  • @sanny2413
    @sanny2413 Před 10 měsíci +1595

    legends said hes still not closing the box

    • @Unnammed._
      @Unnammed._ Před 10 měsíci +21

      Of course not, he found an unlimited food glitch, every time he almost close is it the food regenerates

    • @censored4christ162
      @censored4christ162 Před 9 měsíci +1

      This guy got robbed

    • @MiracleMagician
      @MiracleMagician Před měsícem

      ​@@censored4christ162 who?

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 Před 10 měsíci +327

    Bro opened that case like he's presenting bars of gold to some Kingpin type villains to strike a deal or some shit

  • @shapesnatch1341
    @shapesnatch1341 Před měsícem +1

    Considering how much money people will pay for ridiclously fatty steak, I could honestly believe this.

  • @NickDiGiovanni
    @NickDiGiovanni Před 9 měsíci +10269

    You had me in the first half

    • @EnvixyRBX
      @EnvixyRBX Před 9 měsíci +67

      Yo

    • @EnvixyRBX
      @EnvixyRBX Před 9 měsíci +51

      I love your vids I even use recipes lol

    • @_HydraPlayz_
      @_HydraPlayz_ Před 9 měsíci +22

      A nick comment with only 3 likes?

    • @regis360q
      @regis360q Před 9 měsíci +9

      I'm your comment's 5th like I'm surprised to see a comment from you without any popularity

    • @fnreplays
      @fnreplays Před 9 měsíci +7

      i mean... you have a shit ton of wagyu you should know that is just a block of fat from just looking at it

  • @ItsRose11837
    @ItsRose11837 Před 7 měsíci +4101

    “What are you in jail for?”
    “Murder, what about you?”
    “Eating Steak in the U.S…”

    • @merahfira9940
      @merahfira9940 Před 6 měsíci +12

      Its was a april fools joke you wont go to prison

    • @Julie-cd8ev
      @Julie-cd8ev Před 6 měsíci +12

      He knows it's just joke

    • @Julie-cd8ev
      @Julie-cd8ev Před 6 měsíci +3

      ​@@merahfira9940he knows it's just a joke

    • @ElleyqsYeh
      @ElleyqsYeh Před 6 měsíci +1

      😂

    • @Wuin_YT-ii5xe
      @Wuin_YT-ii5xe Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@merahfira9940He knows its a joke have some common sense

  • @Disblee
    @Disblee Před měsícem +33

    That was not worth any penny 💀

    • @hi-sn3ir
      @hi-sn3ir Před 23 dny +1

      im malaysian and i dont eat beef, my mom once ordered a chicken burger butit came to be a beef burger, my mom took a bite of it and said it tasted weird, i tried it and it was the most musty crusty dust smushy piece of meat i have even eaten

    • @srteo0
      @srteo0 Před 11 dny

      *_whead whe pimmed comment, silly~_*

    • @hi-sn3ir
      @hi-sn3ir Před 8 dny

      @@srteo0 goofy ahh neko pick me girl 😭

    • @srteo0
      @srteo0 Před 8 dny

      @@hi-sn3ir bruh i ain't fucking know why i wrote that shit i don't even remember doing that what the fuck lmaooo

    • @srteo0
      @srteo0 Před 8 dny

      @@hi-sn3ir i might delete it but it's funny asl

  • @HinataAoi
    @HinataAoi Před měsícem +1

    getting recommended this short exactly a year later april 1 2024

  • @TheNuttyStrongman
    @TheNuttyStrongman Před rokem +20194

    As a Malaysian I can confirm that Malaysian A7 Wagyu is indeed ultra rare and highly sought after and is only sold or auctioned off to a select few outside the country and is sold as a single bite serving in cube form. 5grand for that cube was a steal.
    It's a common misconception however that there are only 4 cows in the world. We only choose to sell and make 4 cows available at any one time for selling and exporting while the rest is kept by and for the Royal Family for special events and functions.
    Most people have never even heard of Malaysian Wagyu so it's good to see it gaining some exposure.
    Also Happy April 1st.

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Před rokem +2440

      Hahaha this is perfect 😂

    • @craftysteve176
      @craftysteve176 Před rokem +563

      My irl name is Malaysia I was kinda confused when watching this it scared me lol

    • @mrcrispy4738
      @mrcrispy4738 Před rokem +123

      ​@@JortsKitchenthis comment should be pinned 😂😂😂

    • @Imthedussin
      @Imthedussin Před rokem +104

      Wow. I really read that whole thing.😂

    • @alan-jh1uo
      @alan-jh1uo Před rokem +277

      @@craftysteve176 who names their kid malaysia
      no hate tho, just strange to see someone sharing a name with a country
      its still a pretty cool name

  • @Pushnam1
    @Pushnam1 Před 8 měsíci +6184

    As a Malaysian, I caught the bs early on 💀 We don't even get our beef local

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh Před 8 měsíci +189

      Well, that just makes the "only four cows in the world" lie more believable... we don't have cows in Malaysia! 🤣

    • @whoareme3297
      @whoareme3297 Před 8 měsíci +14

      Hawau

    • @UndervoidCh
      @UndervoidCh Před 7 měsíci +31

      ​@@VixeyTehwe do but its quite expensive

    • @manafaziz9755
      @manafaziz9755 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Bro same

    • @MNGLD-do2kc
      @MNGLD-do2kc Před 7 měsíci +1

      LOL

  • @I_am_dumb69
    @I_am_dumb69 Před 2 měsíci +8

    "That marbling is crazy"
    Bro thats 99.99% fat 😭

  • @Edwinwt
    @Edwinwt Před měsícem +1

    This came up for 2024 aprils fools day

  • @joaquimdostuff
    @joaquimdostuff Před měsícem +1

    Me seeing this in April fools 2024

  • @servant691
    @servant691 Před rokem +5386

    You had me at "Malaysian Japanese beef"

    • @jamen8818
      @jamen8818 Před rokem

      @@user-be4zd7nc7dshut up

    • @sillygoofballz
      @sillygoofballz Před rokem +68

      ​@@user-be4zd7nc7d ok i wont

    • @RobTaBier
      @RobTaBier Před rokem +58

      😄 Kobe is japanese, but wagyu can be from elsewhere. Australia is a big wagyu provider

    • @servant691
      @servant691 Před rokem +33

      @@RobTaBier It's still not Australian wagyu though. It's just meat from Japanese cattle that is in Australia. Nothing makes it Australian other than it's from Australia.
      Same way an American bulldog is not going to be called Australian American bulldog if it's from Australia.

    • @revanth9171
      @revanth9171 Před rokem +1

      @Servant your Playlist ☠️

  • @thewebheadgt
    @thewebheadgt Před 2 měsíci +4

    2023 April Fools LoL

  • @speez_
    @speez_ Před 12 dny

    “It’s made with bits of real panther” -Anchorman

  • @bgcustoms3124
    @bgcustoms3124 Před rokem +953

    I'm too cheap to allow myself to believe this isn't an April fools joke

    • @JortsKitchen
      @JortsKitchen  Před rokem +53

      It is an April fools joke haha

    • @sethz-1008
      @sethz-1008 Před rokem +3

      @@JortsKitchen i fr thought it was real😂

  • @gigabytegallery7305
    @gigabytegallery7305 Před 10 měsíci +495

    When you spend your university scholarship on Wagyu

    • @BMM8621
      @BMM8621 Před 10 měsíci +4

      It’s an April fools video 😂

    • @chills_tiny_mom
      @chills_tiny_mom Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@BMM8621duh but still imagine it’s real 😂

    • @gigabytegallery7305
      @gigabytegallery7305 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@BMM8621 I'll tune down my sarcasm a tad bit, so people notice it more easily.

    • @kazuki3146
      @kazuki3146 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ⁠@@gigabytegallery7305nah you good man, other dude just ain’t… you good bro

    • @Silverco-ze8ln
      @Silverco-ze8ln Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@gigabytegallery7305not wagyu wogu

  • @theadmiral7775
    @theadmiral7775 Před 15 dny +1

    there was 5 cows. apparently now only 4 left

  • @chai-r
    @chai-r Před měsícem +1

    i thought my country had the rarest steak and this guy was eating it💀

  • @limyuxi_yt8624
    @limyuxi_yt8624 Před rokem +775

    Bro, I lost it so hard when you said Malaysia.We don't even have wagyu here☠️

    • @a.a.g.7671
      @a.a.g.7671 Před rokem +16

      Lol so true 🤣

    • @fransjascet940
      @fransjascet940 Před rokem +26

      Because there endangered 😢 I hope these cows don’t become extinct

    • @GeorgeGeranium
      @GeorgeGeranium Před rokem +18

      Our cows lives in luxury condo if you don't know. WIKI IT

    • @bboysjb
      @bboysjb Před rokem +1

      We got wagyu meat but it imported from Japan

    • @tanhupseong6915
      @tanhupseong6915 Před rokem

      yeah ik im malaysian

  • @snwy347
    @snwy347 Před rokem +2406

    I’m glad he was joking I thought bro really got sold a cube of fat for 5k😂💀

    • @safarii_
      @safarii_ Před 11 měsíci +3

      ikr (1k likes and no comment? let me change that 😊)

    • @Erestory1
      @Erestory1 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I'm glad he was joking I thought bro really glt sold a cube of fat for 5k□□
      Victoria Weathers, gone missing born on 1985-2017. Will they ever find her body? Find out today!
      👇👇👇👇👇

    • @charlottelouisegamst8539
      @charlottelouisegamst8539 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@safarii_ 😢😢😢😢😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

    • @legitbennn2266
      @legitbennn2266 Před 11 měsíci

      Facts

    • @AverageLowElo69
      @AverageLowElo69 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@Erestory1wtf

  • @okramsarjubalachanu4197

    "That marbling is crazy"
    "What marbling? "

  • @K_Jay
    @K_Jay Před měsícem +3

    me finally thinking Malaysia is like a 📈📈country (im a malaysian) then me going to the comments😢

    • @LXNVR
      @LXNVR Před 23 dny

      Bro rlly took a L

  • @JoseSmash212
    @JoseSmash212 Před 11 měsíci +1272

    This man single handedly sent everyone to Google in unison 😂😂😂

  • @ShowRice
    @ShowRice Před 3 měsíci +631

    "This steak is illegal in the United States"
    *Proceeds to film himself eating it*

    • @Nexz-7
      @Nexz-7 Před 3 měsíci +20

      What If He Doesn't Live in The US?🧐

    • @Rychu-zo1pw
      @Rychu-zo1pw Před 3 měsíci +13

      Its an april fools video. I formally apologize if you used the art of sarcasm.

    • @Nexz-7
      @Nexz-7 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @Rychu-zo1pw Yea It's An April Fools Vid But Still Not All The in World Live in The US

    • @farzinniksejel1831
      @farzinniksejel1831 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Nexz-7Fr

    • @qwerty-nw7rd
      @qwerty-nw7rd Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Nexz-7yeah he’s canadian anyway

  • @john_mark4127
    @john_mark4127 Před 2 měsíci

    That marbling is craazy😂😂😂. You tricked me bro,good one🍻

  • @PapRmaN14621
    @PapRmaN14621 Před 23 dny +1

    Me whenever I play with my food:

  • @BriseisMusic
    @BriseisMusic Před rokem +2427

    Me believing that you're rich and crazy enough to buy this. 5 minutes later, me trying to find out what day you posted this 🧐

  • @starfox5165
    @starfox5165 Před rokem +1697

    i didn’t even question it because of how ridiculous beef can get

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE Před rokem +1

      It doesn’t get ridiculous at all if you ask me.

    • @james10739
      @james10739 Před rokem

      And this is exactly how these people are

  • @usmanahmed9034
    @usmanahmed9034 Před měsícem +2

    "Worth every penny" 😂

  • @chariesabasanta1816
    @chariesabasanta1816 Před měsícem +1

    We getting A10 wagyu with this one🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯

  • @poker4501
    @poker4501 Před rokem +3168

    U lost me when u said Malaysia , we dun do gud steak here😂

    • @fathimamardiah5124
      @fathimamardiah5124 Před rokem +150

      I help my family cut meat for Adil adha every year, never in my life saw a meat that juicy☠️☠️☠️

    • @dinosaul
      @dinosaul Před rokem +43

      aint nun of the southeast asian countries have good beef lmao (coming from one who livws there)

    • @sahalsubari2904
      @sahalsubari2904 Před rokem +24

      true though, we never know we had that kind of meat here 😂

    • @gear5hehehehe
      @gear5hehehehe Před rokem +3

      Yeah

    • @dchegu
      @dchegu Před rokem +8

      Tho we do have cows living in upscale condos.

  • @thenhcube5871
    @thenhcube5871 Před rokem +552

    The fact how he put the meat in a random box that has nothing to do with meat just made the video funnier.

    • @quantumsniper9433
      @quantumsniper9433 Před 11 měsíci +5

      The box literally says "Fine quality wine glass" in chinese lmaoo

    • @UGYT61
      @UGYT61 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Frfr

  • @EricSteinHealthyChef
    @EricSteinHealthyChef Před 7 dny

    With only four cows, I’m sorry, three cows … 😂

  • @AyaseChanStudio
    @AyaseChanStudio Před 2 měsíci +1

    Hats off to the people who didn't check the comments 💀👍

  • @1msotired_
    @1msotired_ Před rokem +476

    “Worth every penny”
    *shits 5000 dollars and flushes it down the toilet*

    • @tamimhasan3084
      @tamimhasan3084 Před rokem

      You better eat your sht 5 times for $5000 and make it worth.

    • @fatkidrian
      @fatkidrian Před rokem +12

      Its so upsetting until you see the upload date and realise that it's just an April Fools joke

    • @siddharthk9487
      @siddharthk9487 Před rokem

      Fr. Smh

    • @assbeater2326
      @assbeater2326 Před rokem +1

      *collects the shit and cooks it again*

  • @HK-xn3ob
    @HK-xn3ob Před rokem +2148

    Honestly I didn’t even question it 😂 considering what that moustachioed salt man charges for D-tier steaks

    • @Rastaman1258
      @Rastaman1258 Před rokem +9

      😂😂😂

    • @fahad3125
      @fahad3125 Před rokem +15

      “moustachioed slat man charges for D-tier steaks”
      LMAOOOOOOOOO

    • @The_Honourable_Company
      @The_Honourable_Company Před rokem +1

      What mustachioed man are you referring to?
      "PREPARES TO BLAST ERIKA AT 999% VOLUME"

  • @mhavoc9142
    @mhavoc9142 Před 20 dny

    5k for a piece of gristle 😂 well played, sir.

  • @bigg0dzilla
    @bigg0dzilla Před 2 měsíci +1

    That looks like a really beefy bacon 💀

  • @yousuffakhruddin327
    @yousuffakhruddin327 Před rokem +1371

    This guy really made me search Malaysian a7 wagyu to see if others tried it just to realize it was April first

    • @KyriToe
      @KyriToe Před rokem +21

      I thought A5 was the highest then thought always one madlad one up the system

    • @shailsri100
      @shailsri100 Před rokem +2

      Me too

  • @samuelyeokaikiat4130
    @samuelyeokaikiat4130 Před 9 měsíci +1533

    "Watchu in for?"
    *"Steak."*

  • @user-pe5ue9lq6s7
    @user-pe5ue9lq6s7 Před 2 dny +1

    Normal people: WHAT I THOUGHT A5 WAGYU WAS THE MAXIMUM
    Him:Nuh uh it’s A7 Malaysian Wagyu

  • @AllenMercado-bw4pk
    @AllenMercado-bw4pk Před 5 dny +1

    blud got the bluetooth stove

  • @Ethanwongjk
    @Ethanwongjk Před rokem +3510

    im Malaysian, in malaysia we use that to oil the pan.

  • @Wogsan
    @Wogsan Před 10 měsíci +120

    Bro said that marbling is crazy💀💀💀

  • @MozzarellaMuscle
    @MozzarellaMuscle Před měsícem

    this always pops up on my feed and this is the first time I checked the comments and realized its an april fools😭

  • @LiliY.T.
    @LiliY.T. Před měsícem +1

    "Shit, I burned it!"💀💀💀

  • @user-hz8wr2kp4c
    @user-hz8wr2kp4c Před 10 měsíci +268

    Bro threw a dart at a globe, picked out a random paper size and called it a day in the naming department

    • @rollind6342
      @rollind6342 Před 9 měsíci +2

      A7 is a grade of Wagyu I think in Australia

    • @somker-zw1mg
      @somker-zw1mg Před 9 měsíci

      @@rollind6342wagyu is from japan

    • @rollind6342
      @rollind6342 Před 9 měsíci

      @@somker-zw1mg are you dumb wagyu is also in australia and america but it is different in both of those countries. Educate yourself and also japanese wagyu only goes up to A5 so A7 is australia maybe idk

    • @Lxtus_
      @Lxtus_ Před 9 měsíci +10

      @@somker-zw1mg Correction: The "Wagyu from Japan" you're likely to refer to is Kobe beef, a Wagyu-type cow bred and raised in the area of Kobe, Japan.
      Oftentimes, when we talk about Wagyu, but not Kobe, it can either be Australian, Japanese or any other offspring of Wagyu cattle. However, if there is an emphasis on Kobe, it is likely the Japanese breed.

    • @somker-zw1mg
      @somker-zw1mg Před 9 měsíci

      @@Lxtus_ ok thanks

  • @Michiyo8581
    @Michiyo8581 Před rokem +834

    You definitely got me. 😂 I was so confused because it was mostly just a cube of fat.

    • @Tangocube
      @Tangocube Před rokem +4

      I was thinking this was real for 2 months

    • @Thrashmetalman
      @Thrashmetalman Před rokem +1

      @@Tangocube same and just read the comments and went oh yeah that makes more sense lol

  • @lstolethisname
    @lstolethisname Před 2 měsíci

    Why was I recommended this on April Fools 2024 💀

  • @Maxwell-zm7qv
    @Maxwell-zm7qv Před měsícem +2

    Seeing this on 2024 april 1st ⬇

  • @beedyboy1395
    @beedyboy1395 Před 11 měsíci +66

    bro really said “wahgoo” 💀

    • @FredGame1
      @FredGame1 Před 11 měsíci

      Its called pronunciation

  • @cyrilleyong9615
    @cyrilleyong9615 Před rokem +846

    As a Malaysian I thought "Wait. We have Wagyu?"

  • @GregaryTom-ie6nb
    @GregaryTom-ie6nb Před 11 dny

    Why does this have better choreography then a big budget movie

  • @joyaying810
    @joyaying810 Před 8 hodinami

    I never checked the comments, i was fooled for lots of months😂

  • @lava4732
    @lava4732 Před 9 měsíci +431

    “That marbling is crazy"
    Proceeds to show a cube of fat

    • @infinite_xiao5483
      @infinite_xiao5483 Před 7 měsíci

      Wagyu is fatty steak

    • @Swiftsimian
      @Swiftsimian Před 7 měsíci

      its not wagyu@@infinite_xiao5483

    • @abhinavram7920
      @abhinavram7920 Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@infinite_xiao5483yeah ik, but this happened to be "steaky fat" 😂

  • @obinnaonah5672
    @obinnaonah5672 Před rokem +411

    “Yo there’s beef in my fat!”

  • @7ven2wo
    @7ven2wo Před 2 měsíci

    "What's the most dumbest law?"
    "Eating a bite of steak"

  • @rangsimachiangkam8023

    Worth every penny. Now bro doesn’t even have any pennies

  • @ZocoxeL
    @ZocoxeL Před rokem +3135

    As a Malaysian, I can relate that it's worth RM5,000.

  • @angelsalts
    @angelsalts Před rokem +1305

    I'm so fried rn If I hadn't looked at the comment section I would've left this video completely believing it and proceeding to tell all my friends about it 😭😭

  • @LatenightRunner
    @LatenightRunner Před měsícem

    As a Malaysian, I can confirm that meat look like meat here.

  • @jeffeyL
    @jeffeyL Před rokem +1061

    Nice u almost gaslight me to think that Malaysia has a7 wagyu beef and I'm Malaysian 😂

  • @breakfastatepiphanies
    @breakfastatepiphanies Před rokem +371

    When the algorithm sticks random April fools videos into your swipes days after April fools and for a minute you're like WTF before you look at the comments and realize it was a stupid April fools video

  • @YOUBETTERSPELLIT
    @YOUBETTERSPELLIT Před měsícem

    That shit better be the cure to cancer cause $5000 for that one bite is crazy

  • @1XxyoukattaxX1
    @1XxyoukattaxX1 Před 13 dny +1

    Fancy restaurants be like:

  • @HlghTierGod
    @HlghTierGod Před 3 měsíci +417

    my dumbass who doesn't know shit about cooking thought the video was real 💀

    • @Nickgam_er
      @Nickgam_er Před 3 měsíci +11

      I know about steaks and I watched this after April fools so I got tricked too💀

    • @Spynotfound15
      @Spynotfound15 Před 3 měsíci +5

      ​@@Nickgam_er Even i from malaysia thought it real😂

    • @Rose_aroz
      @Rose_aroz Před 2 měsíci +1

      Nah cuz same lol​@@Spynotfound15

    • @infinitestrikeblader
      @infinitestrikeblader Před 2 měsíci +2

      Bruhhhh I got this reccomend today meaning 1 April

    • @Amyym
      @Amyym Před měsícem

      He made that searing in the pan look so good. I totally believed it when I first watched the clip lol. Just goes to show that with some good video, editing and production you can easily trick people.

  • @DanielMunoz-ni7zz
    @DanielMunoz-ni7zz Před 10 měsíci +29

    This steak is what’s in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction

    • @aj200415
      @aj200415 Před 10 měsíci

      Best comment ever, we’ll done sir.