The Worst Speedrun Ever

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  • @Noise-fe6dp
    @Noise-fe6dp Před 4 lety +3844

    The thought of even trying the cookie clicker one makes me nauseous

    • @TayoEXE
      @TayoEXE Před 4 lety +118

      It makes my wrist hurt just thinking about it

    • @tobynhenry3977
      @tobynhenry3977 Před 4 lety +74

      just the sound of clicking hurts your ears at some point, as well as not being able to use the bathroom

    • @zym6687
      @zym6687 Před 4 lety +56

      @@TayoEXE The clicking is only during the first ~15 minutes of play depending on your luck with golden cookies. It quickly becomes inconsequential considering the average cookies/second for the run is 98970 and because of the hardcore category clicks outside of click frenzy are only ever worth 1 cookie/click. Even clicking 20 times a second is irrelevant when you've got 1,000/second sure its faster than not clicking, but at that point youre saving as much time by just buying the next purchase immediately instead of trying to whip to buy it and go back to clicking.

    • @KlearChristal
      @KlearChristal Před 4 lety +5

      @@zym6687 My eyes.

    • @patczuch
      @patczuch Před 4 lety +113

      @@zym6687 you know it said no upgrades?

  • @michaelaeschbacher4648
    @michaelaeschbacher4648 Před 4 lety +3624

    I swear guys, I managed to click on Mr Plum before the race even started

    • @crocs_n_socks
      @crocs_n_socks Před 4 lety +206

      H U M A N E L E M E N T

    • @Thief256
      @Thief256 Před 4 lety +117

      you wouldnt understand the human element of clue

    • @John_Lee_
      @John_Lee_ Před 4 lety +104

      2nd gear baby

    • @hatsuneelissu5924
      @hatsuneelissu5924 Před 4 lety +69

      let me geuss... You started in second gear right?

    • @reddeatharena9218
      @reddeatharena9218 Před 4 lety +51

      Hatsune Elissu new glitch actually lets you start in 3rd gear

  • @minatoarisato6347
    @minatoarisato6347 Před 4 lety +3787

    Imagine being the guy who has to watch the Baten Kaitos speedrun to verify that it's legit.

    • @samuelrs5138
      @samuelrs5138 Před 4 lety +441

      I should copy/paste a video of it on CZcams, make a complaint against myself from another account so the video gets pulled or aged restricted, then appeal to CZcams for manual review. It would take a team of nine people a 40 hour work week to review it lol

    • @perseus5656
      @perseus5656 Před 4 lety +92

      @@samuelrs5138 that will take months to upload to youtube tbh

    • @notspider-man7777
      @notspider-man7777 Před 4 lety +71

      ​@@samuelrs5138 Some men just want to watch the world burn.

    • @Homururu
      @Homururu Před 4 lety +54

      I watched it and the guy took tons of breaks to let the item evolve and announced the times he'd be back in

    • @prismatic3695
      @prismatic3695 Před 4 lety +2

      @David Daivdson If yt is smart they could just ip ban you though

  • @graeme6056
    @graeme6056 Před 4 lety +4104

    Rule 33: if it exists, there’s a speed run of it.

    • @Aidan174
      @Aidan174 Před 4 lety +23

      I was gonna like this comment but then I saw the huge mistake I would've made

    • @MrCODEmaster00
      @MrCODEmaster00 Před 4 lety +6

      Chaotic Shadow Legends anyone? I still have the Wii disc and Wii.

    • @skullcrusade3436
      @skullcrusade3436 Před 4 lety +66

      I speedrun the hell out of nutting on Rule 34s

    • @waluigi138
      @waluigi138 Před 4 lety +4

      Life.

    • @fuffy93
      @fuffy93 Před 4 lety +14

      Fasted nut in the west

  • @Duskaria
    @Duskaria Před 4 lety +3384

    I hold the record in Desert Bus with a score of 10.000 since 1995 and the way I did it was to shift into 2nd gear befor the game started up, engaged the clutch and gave my bus gas.

    • @toiletgoblin4424
      @toiletgoblin4424 Před 4 lety +495

      I’ve gotten that score in 5.51 hours but I can’t show it because I keep getting bad games

    • @casucasueq4479
      @casucasueq4479 Před 4 lety +113

      Will you sign my arm cast please?

    • @cheef825
      @cheef825 Před 4 lety +48

      what a beast

    • @reagandow850
      @reagandow850 Před 4 lety +9

      The Spycrab - now that’s FUNNY!!

    • @generalgk
      @generalgk Před 4 lety +33

      Whatever you say Todd

  • @codieb5612
    @codieb5612 Před 4 lety +7040

    I'm honestly hugely disappointed you completely forgot the Club Penguin get banned% run

    • @augakem
      @augakem Před 4 lety +395

      "My disappointment is immeasurable.. And my day is ruined."

    • @TheOctoJon
      @TheOctoJon Před 4 lety +457

      that run is actually fun though.

    • @BlueflagAlpha
      @BlueflagAlpha Před 4 lety +55

      It was actually good

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Před 4 lety +132

      how about the fact that some guy actually made a one post-only threat at speed demos archive explaining how inconsistant the gayporn strategy in the get banned from psn-speedrun is? appearently the admins and mods dont always look at everything so you sometimes dont get banned instantly,even if you pn them that shit

    • @fernandolemon9204
      @fernandolemon9204 Před 4 lety +2

      A classic.

  • @endlel
    @endlel Před 4 lety +694

    I got a world record for the “who can beat Super Mario Brothers in 1 hour and 3 minutes whilst using all the warp zones and dying at least once”

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC Před 4 lety +886

    "Hey, I did an awesome speedrun of Schindler's List the other day!"
    "You mean you watched the movie?"
    "Yeah, and I watched the whole thing faster than anyone ever has before!"

    • @libertyprime9891
      @libertyprime9891 Před 4 lety +5

      my favorite documentary

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 Před 4 lety +38

      Well i did Nazi that coming

    • @PokeFan28
      @PokeFan28 Před 4 lety +52

      *Watches movie with family*
      Mother: Thats so sad
      Son: *Sweats intensly* shut up i am close fore the world record

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox Před 4 lety +32

      I shifted my dvd player into second gear and popped the clutch just before the production logos started

    • @Liravin
      @Liravin Před 4 lety +3

      is nobody here aware of the fact that you can speed up things?

  • @the-hd5cx
    @the-hd5cx Před 4 lety +2513

    Mom: Son, you've been in that room for 5 days, what are you doing?
    Speedrunner: **FURIOUS CLICKING**

    • @seanpazdera6407
      @seanpazdera6407 Před 4 lety +50

      As someone with 12.334 tredecillion cookies in Cookie Clicker, I can tell you that the speedrun is possible because of buildings and Golden Cookies, they don't have to click 1 billion times.

    • @the-hd5cx
      @the-hd5cx Před 4 lety +22

      Sean Pazdera My god, I haven't heard of those numbers in cookie clicker since I was seven and learned how to hack flash games

    • @seanpazdera6407
      @seanpazdera6407 Před 4 lety +14

      @@the-hd5cx That's the power of playing for 3 years.

    • @the-hd5cx
      @the-hd5cx Před 4 lety +5

      Sean Pazdera bruv

    • @johnjoh2034
      @johnjoh2034 Před 4 lety +3

      @@seanpazdera6407 Do you still play today?

  • @wisnoskij
    @wisnoskij Před 4 lety +12875

    This is basically how normal people feel about all speed runs.

  • @DeathbyProxy
    @DeathbyProxy Před 4 lety +844

    “Did you see that sick decision that he made? Woah what a god”

    • @DeathbyProxy
      @DeathbyProxy Před 4 lety +12

      Albinore Dio Yeah it was funny doe

    • @SgtLion
      @SgtLion Před 4 lety +18

      Couldn't you pick the decision route that caused the least talking though? With the amount of referencing earlier decisions they do in that game, I feel like you really would have to work out the optimum dialog tree.

    • @belletaunde102
      @belletaunde102 Před 4 lety +1

      @@fukue2964 New to CZcams I see

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 Před 3 lety +2

      @@SgtLion yeah but that wouldnt be that impressive, all you would have to do is look it up and do it once (and also be semi competent enough to click the buttons fast enough)

  • @nels1098
    @nels1098 Před 4 lety +1774

    Without joking, the worst “speedrun” ever seen by humans is Badabun’s Super Mario Bros. speedrun

    • @GoblinsOfFarmington
      @GoblinsOfFarmington Před 4 lety +19

      I think you mean other peoples speed runs

    • @gamershadowz1537
      @gamershadowz1537 Před 4 lety +8

      @Alfonso Razo sut up its a joke dude

    • @questwalkerko
      @questwalkerko Před 4 lety +9

      @Alfonso Razo Yeah, but we are talking about the 'worst "speedrun"',
      not the video

    • @endlessgalaxyz6379
      @endlessgalaxyz6379 Před 4 lety +35

      Fr, he’s chilling eating pizza & drinking soda while doing something that takes pure concentration LOL

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 Před 4 lety +53

      what are you talking about that run was godly, he did tas tricks while eating greasy ass pizza and somehow did a arbitrary code execution glitch that allowed him to get 12 coins after collecting only 9

  • @MrDarkauraftw
    @MrDarkauraftw Před 4 lety +359

    There is one category of guitar hero speedrunning thats actually cool, "full setlist fc any speed" where you can speed up the songs however fast you can handle and need to 100% all of them, it really removes the autoscroll effect and gives a lot more skill to the run. Randyladyman has a great run on youtube to give an example.

    • @teaface794
      @teaface794 Před 4 lety +25

      faedf Yang? No that is note speed or "hyperspeed" which just increases the speed of the auto scroll. Without it it's very hard to make out the notes in fast songs. This refers to speeding up the actual song from normal speed (100%) to whatever speed you can handle 150, 200 ect. Wasn't a thing in the original games.

    • @teaface794
      @teaface794 Před 4 lety +3

      @faedf Yang? The speed runs still use specific songs and charts. most runs are for guitar hero 3 so they will play the entire set list at whatever speed they can but the run has to use the same charts as everyone else. However yeah the orgional speed runs for any% and what not have strict rules which obviously don't allow 3rd party clients. This run was just made with them in mind

    • @donnaken15
      @donnaken15 Před 4 lety +1

      You could do speedruns of battles since the song ends by just beating your opponent. MadGamer or whoever did it once with a timer (though I don't really think it was speedrunning but I haven't seen it)

  • @Toze_Senpai
    @Toze_Senpai Před 4 lety +734

    "If the game exists, there is a speedrun of it. If there isn't, there will be.
    "

    • @TheGamingComputerBomb
      @TheGamingComputerBomb Před 4 lety +18

      Andre Weeb nah mate this is rule 35

    • @D8W2P4
      @D8W2P4 Před 4 lety +9

      @@TheGamingComputerBomb
      It's both.

    • @DiabolicCrusher
      @DiabolicCrusher Před 4 lety +6

      Unless it's a really shitty game or an mmorpg.

    • @stoic_rose
      @stoic_rose Před 4 lety +3

      moon remix rpg adventure is a sad exception of this rule

    • @ricefarmer8553
      @ricefarmer8553 Před 4 lety +3

      @@DiabolicCrusher doesn't matter how shitty it is.

  • @Damento12
    @Damento12 Před 4 lety +309

    >Desert Bus
    A game so long and dull that LoadingReadyRun makes a charity marathon out of it.

  • @gooble2761
    @gooble2761 Před 4 lety +174

    This comment took longer to write than the clue run

  • @Hesitation8815
    @Hesitation8815 Před 4 lety +1263

    Walking dead - Did you see that sick decision he just made? 😂

    • @YellowBunny
      @YellowBunny Před 4 lety +93

      I will remember that.

    • @neoz8913
      @neoz8913 Před 4 lety +4

      yes I did, yes I did

    • @GamesMercy
      @GamesMercy Před 4 lety +39

      "Wow, what a god"

    • @DanielAyy
      @DanielAyy Před 4 lety +1

      Lmao savage

    • @pilpyfimbleton8918
      @pilpyfimbleton8918 Před 4 lety

      I could probably watch it once to see what decisions are the shortest, and then never again.

  • @KaeraNeko
    @KaeraNeko Před 4 lety +544

    Joke categories should be judged by entertainment value rather than technical execution, in the same way that TAS runs often are. That doesn't mean they're not bad runs, but if they manage to crack a smile, I'm willing to say that it validates their existence.

    • @KaeraNeko
      @KaeraNeko Před 4 lety +10

      @Nii Albezsta Mr. Scape, I'm not feeling so good...

    • @KaeraNeko
      @KaeraNeko Před 4 lety +1

      @HettGutt Also a valid point.

    • @bruhmoment1835
      @bruhmoment1835 Před 4 lety +17

      FO:NV sex% is honestly quite technical, as is Super Mario Odyssey nipple%

    • @princegoatcheese9379
      @princegoatcheese9379 Před 4 lety

      @Nii Albezsta Bruh

    • @prismacan7752
      @prismacan7752 Před 4 lety +5

      Me and my friends will sometimes race each other in a category we call textbox%.
      It's like any% or 100%, except you have to read any text boxes you come across out loud, in that character's voice, or "your version" of that character's voice. It's very entertaining. Super Mario Sunshine was my favorite one to do.

  • @waffles6280
    @waffles6280 Před 4 lety +292

    the desert bus 99 point run would take ~33 days to do.
    That's a whole month spent babysitting a bus

    • @dr.dylansgame5583
      @dr.dylansgame5583 Před 4 lety +10

      And you cant walk away to go get food or piss and you cant stick a clamp on the button since the bus turns faster then it viers

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 Před 4 lety +15

      @@dr.dylansgame5583 straight up best way to do it would be to get like 10 friends together, and have 2 up in the day, 2 up in the night (with the second to get food and water or sub in when the other dude needs to piss), and the other 6 resting.
      But if it was one dude doing it I genuinely think it is impossible

    • @adam.z7719
      @adam.z7719 Před 4 lety +6

      Waffles what kind of satanist makes a game where what you just said is literally the only viable strategy.

    • @dst55y33
      @dst55y33 Před 4 lety +6

      @@waffles6280
      That would then fall in the friend assisted speedrun (FAS) category.

    • @radioactivian4412
      @radioactivian4412 Před 4 lety +1

      @@waffles6280 well shit I'm lonely

  • @monochosen
    @monochosen Před 3 lety +44

    Favorite Video from Apollo Legend
    Rest in peace.

  • @yeeper4468
    @yeeper4468 Před 4 lety +1669

    How to beat the cookie clicker speedrun:
    Step 1: Bind every key you have to m1
    Step 2: smack your head against your keyboard
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: profit

    • @fade2black001
      @fade2black001 Před 4 lety +12

      What about the use of speed hax?

    • @thisisasupersayin376
      @thisisasupersayin376 Před 4 lety +124

      Nah, there's too much delay between presses for smacking your head against the keyboard to be effective. You gotta hump the entire keyboard with your chest.

    • @trickygamer555
      @trickygamer555 Před 4 lety +20

      @@thisisasupersayin376 no, if you try that, you will find that not all presses will actually be processed. move with your hand over the buttons instead.

    • @abigfatblob
      @abigfatblob Před 4 lety +75

      Nah, that's too slow. You have to fuck the keyboard, then you'll finish at ~30 seconds

    • @peterjohnson9438
      @peterjohnson9438 Před 4 lety +19

      Open up DevTools, halt the script, find the multiplier variable and set it to a suitably high value. Click once. You're done.

  • @deplorablemecoptera3024
    @deplorablemecoptera3024 Před 4 lety +602

    The fact that they called it "dank percent" rather than "420%" is a missed opportunity.

    • @Deamons64
      @Deamons64 Před 4 lety +8

      Deplorable Mecoptera dude, ngl, dank% is my favorite OoT speedrun.

    • @SyphistPrime
      @SyphistPrime Před 4 lety +22

      420% is different. You do 4 100% runs and then an all dungeons run back to back.

    • @noobiesensei6281
      @noobiesensei6281 Před 4 lety +4

      At 420% you fly off way too easily.

    • @brianng9765
      @brianng9765 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SyphistPrime and then you have to find the exact cut for 1/5 of the game and stop right there

    • @sn31t33
      @sn31t33 Před 4 lety

      Can somebody tell me 2hy they even call it % after any shit?

  • @Alicious_Al
    @Alicious_Al Před 3 lety +17

    This showed up in my recommended. Rest in power, Apollo Legend.

  • @B0ssReaper
    @B0ssReaper Před 3 lety +14

    Why am I getting his videos recommended now that he passed away...
    This really sucks!!
    Rest In Peace my brother, I hope you're finally without pain and worries now.

  • @turtlelizard1531
    @turtlelizard1531 Před 4 lety +303

    I laughed SO HARD at the 300 hours speedrun. That is crazy.

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt Před 4 lety +10

      So fast!

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems Před 4 lety +20

      World record for the longest world record.

    • @captainkoskilol9057
      @captainkoskilol9057 Před 4 lety +1

      Ah yes, nice

    • @chandlerprunty
      @chandlerprunty Před 4 lety +1

      It's pretty entertaining outside of the waiting, it's been my favorite part of Really, Really Long-A-Thon consistently.

    • @Digibullet32
      @Digibullet32 Před 4 lety +1

      at that point is it really a speed run or just a completion trophy...who else is trying this and how u classify 300+hours as a speed run!

  • @JoJoRama
    @JoJoRama Před 4 lety +394

    How about Ace Attorney speedruns?
    ALMOST 2 HOURS of precise button mashing and screen touching action. It's pure crack and it barely gives you enough time to breathe properly

    • @Zephhi
      @Zephhi Před 4 lety +13

      I hardly ever see Ace Attorney runs but it's pretty dumb yeah

    • @JoJoRama
      @JoJoRama Před 4 lety +49

      @@Zephhi I've seen one before and got terrified with what goes inside the mind of an AA runner

    • @Millacks
      @Millacks Před 4 lety

      Well aa would be the most annoying and boring speed run ever.

    • @JoJoRama
      @JoJoRama Před 4 lety +1

      @@Millacks There are some runs and they've become highly optimized. If you're fond of the franchise, I'd actually suggest watching a few minutes, just to be shocked over this madness

    • @JoJoRama
      @JoJoRama Před 4 lety

      @GilArcher Valeu!!

  • @ryanmarshall4332
    @ryanmarshall4332 Před 3 lety +38

    Poor Apollo. I know he wasn’t perfect, but I think it’s likely that mental and emotional issues contributed to his sometimes odd behavior during the last couple years of his life. At the very least, I hope he’s at peace.

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean Před 3 lety +14

    It's been a year. This was the video that introduced me to your channel. It's still just as hilarious as it was the first time.
    I miss you.

  • @clingingtomcat8587
    @clingingtomcat8587 Před 4 lety +89

    I’m the mod of the walking dead leaderboards and honestly I don’t know what drugs I was on when I thought of the genius idea that it would be a good game to add lmao, reason why I do not run it

  • @mcaso123alt2
    @mcaso123alt2 Před 4 lety +500

    It's funny how you say the rollercoaster tycoon runs are boring, I know the #2 on that board (flaminglog) and he has so much fun and pride in running it, he made so many facebook posts about his progress
    shoutout to Anthony

    • @TheSquareOnes
      @TheSquareOnes Před 4 lety +143

      I've never seen a run but it sounds like it could be pretty serious to me, if the menuing and item placement is intense enough then it's still going to be a very high-skill speedrun. Apollo's complaint was essentially about the graphics showing accounting spreadsheets rather than a strange child with a sword moonwalking everywhere. I'd also prefer to play the moonwalking child game but it doesn't make the accounting game any less legitimate in terms of the player inputs.

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies Před 4 lety +8

      Good job to him! I can't beat a park in under 20:(

    • @Flaminglog
      @Flaminglog Před 4 lety +19

      :)

    • @Zephhi
      @Zephhi Před 4 lety +3

      Still boring

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin Před 4 lety

      Shoutout to Anthony...being such a weiner playing a boring-ass game like a ding-dong.

  • @oxedward4738
    @oxedward4738 Před 3 lety +39

    Idk why I keep getting recommended Apollo vids but it makes me really sad every time one of them pops up. RIP

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion Před 3 lety +5

      He died?
      edit: oh wow, just a few days ago, right at the start of the year

    • @ramonestefano
      @ramonestefano Před 3 lety

      @@TheSecondVersion shit, for real, how come?

  • @glubschii2310
    @glubschii2310 Před 3 lety +10

    Rest in Peace

  • @CommanderWiggins
    @CommanderWiggins Před 4 lety +204

    If it exists, it has been speedrun. It's the biggest rule of the internet next to Rule 34.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 4 lety +2

      There is a mod for it

    • @qhost301
      @qhost301 Před 4 lety +1

      can comfirm. people speedrun the many mobile games out there

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Před 4 lety +3

      @ghost boi you can speedrun certain tasks in it

    • @johnjoh2034
      @johnjoh2034 Před 4 lety +1

      @@RichConnerGMN You cant speedrun a game that doesnt exist though.

    • @Pigcrafter1112
      @Pigcrafter1112 Před 4 lety +5

      @@johnjoh2034 But you can speedrun making that game.

  • @SeyseDK
    @SeyseDK Před 4 lety +387

    it compares to some Guiness records I spose, largest ball of yarn etc. doesn't take skill, but the sense of you being the "best" in the world at something. I'd never watch it, but I also don't condemn them for doing it

    • @erwinlommer197
      @erwinlommer197 Před 4 lety +29

      Largest ball of yarn is not about being best at anything. It is the biggest ball of yarn in existence which makes it a world record. Same thing as the largest dog wedding for example. You are not required to have any skill. Just the size of the event is what makes it a record. There is even a category for who has the most number of stupid records.

    • @MeesterTweester
      @MeesterTweester Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah some of the point and click games aren't bad if they have players with passion for it

    • @i_am_ergo
      @i_am_ergo Před 4 lety +6

      Have you seen John Oliver's episode on the president of Turkmenistan from two weeks ago?
      Well, I highly suggest it not only for the sheer hilarity of making fun of one of the world's dumbest dictators, but also to learn a thing or two about Guinness World Records and where they get their money.

    • @nokki25
      @nokki25 Před 4 lety

      That's what turkmenbashi needs - a speedrun world record. Tukrmen% hehe

    • @i_am_ergo
      @i_am_ergo Před 4 lety +3

      @@nokki25 GWR would develop a game just for him, stage an event where he pretends to play and "sets" a record, and not release the game to the public to prevent the record from ever being beaten. True Turkmen%.

  • @flariz4824
    @flariz4824 Před 4 lety +62

    1:55-2:02 is the casual mentality in a nutshell upon viewing speedruns.

  • @vincentb5431
    @vincentb5431 Před 3 lety +35

    I watched the entire video in 2x speed, meaning I have the record for the 'The Worst Speedrun Ever" speedrun

    • @brianr.5341
      @brianr.5341 Před 3 lety +3

      Correction, it's the "The Worst Speedrun Ever%" speedrun record. Can't forget that %

    • @laurenpeterson6625
      @laurenpeterson6625 Před 3 lety +3

      I just tied your run :/

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh yeah, well I read your comment at 2x speed, so I have the "Worst speedrun comment%"

    • @lisaruhm6681
      @lisaruhm6681 Před 3 lety +2

      @@genericname2747 I just read your comment at 2x speed, so I now have the record "Reading a comment about Worst speedrun comment%%"

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 Před 3 lety

      Skipped intro and outro, 2x speed. Got you beat, mate.

  • @SonicFanChris4
    @SonicFanChris4 Před 4 lety +210

    Getting 99 points in Desert Bus would take 33 consecutive days.

    • @DarkFrozenDepths
      @DarkFrozenDepths Před 4 lety +7

      792 hour speedrun lol

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Před 4 lety +6

      and at least 4 people have to take turns since normal humans just die if they are awake for 11 days at a time

    • @Riku70X
      @Riku70X Před 4 lety +15

      @@lpfan4491
      I don't understand the math here. 33/11=3. So instead of bringing in a fourth person, who may not be as skilled as the other three, just have 3 people and let them play for 11 days each. Sure, they'll probably die, but they'll get the world record.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Před 4 lety +3

      okay,have fun being dead. also,i know that 2 or 3 people could also just sleep in shifts and make it that way,but depending on rl stuff and individual people oversleeping,that could be a problem

    • @Riku70X
      @Riku70X Před 4 lety +11

      @@dad_hoc
      Desert bus demands insane timing and execution. It's probably the hardest game to speedrun, ever.

  • @frickinfrick8488
    @frickinfrick8488 Před 4 lety +28

    I need a part 2 for this, I adore Apollo talking about dumb speed runs like a dad confused, disappointed and irrationally angry with how the youngins spend their time.

  • @A2TheGame
    @A2TheGame Před 4 lety +21

    "You see that SICK decision he just made?"
    LMAO

  • @nahog99
    @nahog99 Před 3 lety +27

    Holy fuck I was just rewatching this tonight and saw a recommended video about Apollo’s passing. I can’t believe he took his own life!

    • @usingbridge1770
      @usingbridge1770 Před 3 lety +10

      Literally exact same just happened with me. I was just starting to watch his content and enjoy it. It really surprised me. Rest in peace.

    • @_zigger_
      @_zigger_ Před 3 lety

      He's in hell

    • @nahog99
      @nahog99 Před 3 lety +3

      @@_zigger_ Lol, imagine believing in hell 🤣🤣

  • @yieschu
    @yieschu Před 4 lety +255

    The only good category of Guitar Hero Speedruns is FC Speedruns, where you need to FC every song in the game and if you miss a note you have to restart the song

    • @Brain-washed2
      @Brain-washed2 Před 4 lety +17

      Yi-Es-Chu that's extremely lame
      missing a note should restart the run

    • @TooMuchDad
      @TooMuchDad Před 4 lety +73

      Brain-washed by that logic missing any trick in any speedrun should be a full reset

    • @elijahdavallos6955
      @elijahdavallos6955 Před 4 lety +27

      @@TooMuchDad it does waste time when you miss a note and then restart the song though so is it best to retry the song, potentially wasting all that time, or just reseting the run?
      That is a speed runners dilemma.

    • @TheSquareOnes
      @TheSquareOnes Před 4 lety +11

      @@TooMuchDad If every level in a game is an autoscroller then yes, you should probably restart the run after just about any time loss (at least assuming the leaderboard is populated and competitive enough that there are runs with few or zero restarted levels, but if there isn't it probably doesn't matter what your time is anyway outside of personal goals).

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 Před 4 lety +4

      Yi-Es-Chu This needs to be made for Beat Saber

  • @plazasta
    @plazasta Před 4 lety +252

    now imagine if someone was caught cheating in one of these runs
    also I'm pretty sure that you'd need a new mouse every time you speedrun cookie clicker

    • @brogan294
      @brogan294 Před 4 lety +45

      I think you'd need a new hand every time you speedrun cookie clicker

    • @plazasta
      @plazasta Před 4 lety +27

      @@brogan294 and a new brain because the previous one went completely insane

    • @OVAH9001
      @OVAH9001 Před 4 lety

      autoclicker

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 Před 4 lety +7

      @@OVAH9001 Does that count as a TAS?

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nightsong81 there are mice that have their own autoclicker buttons. Would hardware still count?

  • @MariOfTheMountains
    @MariOfTheMountains Před 3 lety +53

    Rest in peace, you absolute legend.

    • @danjal69
      @danjal69 Před 2 lety

      How’d he die?

    • @xxcabbagedevourer420xx4
      @xxcabbagedevourer420xx4 Před rokem

      @@danjal69 Alzheimers

    • @JR-me7yk
      @JR-me7yk Před rokem +1

      @@danjal69 self-off while simultaneously trying to blame others for his decisions

    • @GraveMemories
      @GraveMemories Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@JR-me7ykbilly Mitchell sued him for a million dollars over a illegitimate world record. Apollo didn't do anything wrong. I followed the whole story during this time. Stop spreading misinformation about a guy who literally killed himself because he was going bankrupt fighting a BS lawsuit

  • @dekoldrick
    @dekoldrick Před 4 lety +143

    Polybius any% Speedrun
    No one would ever break the record.

    • @shagarakar
      @shagarakar Před 4 lety +2

      teh Smile the game doesn’t exist

    • @Sora-MMK
      @Sora-MMK Před 4 lety

      @@shagarakar you can just buy it on steam lol

    • @shagarakar
      @shagarakar Před 4 lety +4

      Sora-MMK the original game isn’t real. If it is on steam, it is proabably a fan game

    • @Sora-MMK
      @Sora-MMK Před 4 lety

      @@shagarakar it is the same as the world record so its not important. the "original game" has no entry in speedrun dot com.

    • @OuterGalaxyLounge
      @OuterGalaxyLounge Před 4 lety +2

      @@shagarakar Says who? I saw a console at an underground facility in Roswell...

  • @RTADan
    @RTADan Před 4 lety +112

    2:55 dude thank you so much for featuring my videos. I actually didn't come up with any of those categories myself just for the record but still thank you so much for featuring my clips even tho 2 of them aren't even WR anymore. I was actually wondering why suddenly people where commenting on my Blue% WR recently, guess I just found out why lol. Keep up the great videos!

    • @troyjt2252
      @troyjt2252 Před 4 lety

      it's because your categories are retarded and not standard. "Mweep"... "Blue"... so dumb.

    • @fazecrazy6266
      @fazecrazy6266 Před 4 lety

      @@troyjt2252 you re so toxic and edgy. You are now the opposite meme of quirky and unique. Now go find yourself that kind of girl so you guys can complete each other

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne Před 2 lety

      what does mweep mean?

  • @mochii.lifeless
    @mochii.lifeless Před 4 lety +54

    they didnt care who i was until i made a "sick decision" in the walking dead speedrun

  • @necronerd7507
    @necronerd7507 Před 4 lety +109

    What about the cookie clicker “true neverclick” speedrun. The requirement is that you can’t click the cookie at all

    • @Laezar1
      @Laezar1 Před 4 lety +13

      It's just rng with golden cookies right?

    • @feha92
      @feha92 Před 4 lety +12

      I feel like all cookie clicker speedruns are essentially javascript speedruns in disguise. It is not that hard to write scripts that does what you need, and if you have done it once the speedrun literally only becomes a "fast-typing & money spent on CPU%" speedrun

    • @ryanhutchinson4467
      @ryanhutchinson4467 Před 4 lety +3

      So, would you have to just sit there and see how long you can go without clicking the cookie or leaving the game? Sounds like a fate worse than death.

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 Před 3 lety

      wait that isnt possible

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 Před 3 lety

      @@feha92 umm dude, that would be cheating. thats like saying you could do that with a Sm64 rom lol

  • @TheL0rd0fSpace
    @TheL0rd0fSpace Před 4 lety +46

    I can't say for certain, but the skill in a walking dead speedrun woolf likely be mapping out the best possible route to minimize the amount of time wasted in "autoscroller" dialogue, memorizing each decision in that optimal path, and choosing them quickly.
    Doesn't sound all that bad.

    • @SgtLion
      @SgtLion Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah, that seems like a lot of work. Not to mention that different dialog paths can require you to do different tasks, and aren't mappable 1:1 to the resultant dialogs. It'd be a long time before the actual perfect run was figured out.

    • @hetman1789
      @hetman1789 Před 4 lety +3

      So just cheating on an english test

    • @mylesfrost335
      @mylesfrost335 Před 4 lety +4

      i haven't played walking dead in a long time but maybe there's decisions you can make that such as talking to someone who isn't required to continue to maybe speed up the run later, or navigating the world in an efficent route

    • @hoppowins7746
      @hoppowins7746 Před 3 lety

      mike hawk because it is

  • @omega792
    @omega792 Před 4 lety +153

    Random ass game: *exists*
    Speedrunners: we should make a speedrun out of this

    • @sansspiritus5632
      @sansspiritus5632 Před 4 lety +14

      We should make a religion out of this.

    • @greatbot99
      @greatbot99 Před 4 lety +2

      Game where all you do is click 3 times to win:
      Speed runners: gotta make a speed run outta this

    • @unknownuserr670
      @unknownuserr670 Před 4 lety

      *finishes shitty game in mins*
      im so good i should be a speed runner

  • @bucketfullabiscuits7865
    @bucketfullabiscuits7865 Před 4 lety +17

    I’ve seen some people do guitar hero speedruns where they have to fc each song. It really is clutch when they get ttfaf on their like 3rd try or something.
    There’s also a category where you can speed up the song as much as dare, and you have to pass it. Some songs deadass go to 350%

    • @frankgenovese472
      @frankgenovese472 Před 4 lety +3

      Bucketfullabiscuits Yeah, with Clone Hero the Guitar Hero setlist speedruns are actually awesome to watch. Same with the FGFC runs.

    • @Octave_Rolland
      @Octave_Rolland Před 4 lety

      "they have to fc each song"
      What what? Speak human you nerd.

  • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
    @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor Před 4 lety +59

    I mean, with games like The Walking Dead and Until Dawn, the strategy comes not from execution, but route planning.
    Still boring as shit though.

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 Před 4 lety +9

    2:39
    "I don't know, but it's been done"
    Congratulations, you summed up humanity and all of it's achievements.

  • @76XJK
    @76XJK Před 4 lety +38

    Don't forget that some people are literally speedrunning FNaF.

  • @neros_soren
    @neros_soren Před 4 lety +39

    "it's only menus" damn the insults to every SRPG run

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Před 4 lety +1

      i mean,fire emblem runs are not exactly nice. either it is all rng manipulation or it is pure rng

    • @neros_soren
      @neros_soren Před 4 lety +6

      @@lpfan4491 even RNG manips, in most cases, are skill intense, espacially RPGs, no idea about FE tho, but FFT has non afaik, and makes a intense SRPG speedrun with enemy AI manipulation, on the fly backup strats etc, and it's still all menus, so is pretty much every RPG. So...not a fan of insulting a speedrun just ebcause it's all menus, but that's just me

    • @chandlerprunty
      @chandlerprunty Před 4 lety +2

      @@neros_soren yeah, it's kinda gatekeeping bullshit, like all of us who run RPGs always get, but that's nothing new.

    • @GODDAMNLETMEJOIN
      @GODDAMNLETMEJOIN Před 4 lety +1

      Menu heavy games definitely show better for challenge runs than speed runs

    • @danksmemington362
      @danksmemington362 Před 4 lety

      Yeah bro if a speedrun is just menus and RNG it's bad.

  • @izzirf
    @izzirf Před 2 lety +7

    RIP Apollo

  • @SpitefulAZ
    @SpitefulAZ Před 2 lety +6

    Still missing you apolo legend.

  • @FriedChckn13
    @FriedChckn13 Před 4 lety +7

    There's a version of the Guitar Hero speedrun that people play on Clone Hero (Modded Guitar Hero) where you have to complete all songs in the game, but in this modded version you can alter the playback speed of any song up to 1000%, so there is actually a challenge in choosing a fast speed for a song to get through the game faster, while also making sure not to have it go so fast that you fail.

    • @twitertaker
      @twitertaker Před 4 lety

      Did this become a serious category? Only saw the version of it from UKOGMonkey as a joke, a meme.

    • @adammccormick95
      @adammccormick95 Před 4 lety +2

      Clone Hero isn't just modded GH, it's a fan made clone made from scratch (outside of the in game visual and sound assets) in Unity.

    • @oniondesu9633
      @oniondesu9633 Před 4 lety +1

      @@twitertaker ranyladyman did it also

  • @alexmohos917
    @alexmohos917 Před 4 lety +62

    Ace Attorney:
    *Laughs*
    Edit:It isn't even April 1st.

  • @AwesSK
    @AwesSK Před 4 lety +28

    2:47 hey it's me at #13. Thanks for the shout out...?
    Edit: I've had that game for a long time. I eventually decided to look up speed run categories of it and did a little grinding.

    • @troll_more8177
      @troll_more8177 Před 4 lety +1

      gj you

    • @danielrein5503
      @danielrein5503 Před 4 lety

      Love the game, speedrun it my self, I’m “bacontwins31” on the leaderboard on trinity island and dinky Park 👍

  • @hizakuuchiha6121
    @hizakuuchiha6121 Před 3 lety +5

    Rest in peace

  • @7thdayfallout
    @7thdayfallout Před 4 lety +12

    "Imagine you fell behind your best and had to reset three hundred and forty hours in"
    for some reason this had in me in stitches for 5 minutes

  • @FunBox.
    @FunBox. Před 4 lety +2

    3:01 the way you paused to say Mweep made me laugh

  • @samuelz7344
    @samuelz7344 Před 4 lety

    Fav upload of urs. Watched it so many times. Plz make more like this.

  • @eatingsfun
    @eatingsfun Před 4 lety +58

    99 on that bus game looks doable !
    *6 weeks later*
    Where'd my wife go?

    • @Fqceless
      @Fqceless Před 4 lety +5

      Actually:
      99 points x 8 Hours each = 792 hours
      792/24 = 33
      It would ONLY take 4 1/2 weeks. . . not bad

    • @MetallicMutalisk
      @MetallicMutalisk Před 4 lety +1

      y-yeah my wife...

    • @hiimmeurnot
      @hiimmeurnot Před 4 lety +1

      (you never had one)

    • @TheSkypetube
      @TheSkypetube Před 4 lety +1

      I don't have a life.. I-I mean wife

    • @thisisasupersayin376
      @thisisasupersayin376 Před 4 lety

      Why do I automatically read jokes like this in Scott The Woz's voice?

  • @Kittyhat
    @Kittyhat Před 4 lety +85

    shoutouts to the RollerCoaster Tycoon speedrunning community, sadly i'm the only one who runs 3 even though I enjoy it... except the Wild campaign

  • @vondalironfist5753
    @vondalironfist5753 Před 3 lety +6

    I got the record for ‘dying as soon as possible unintentionally while trying to speedrun minecraft’

  • @guilhermepfister1522
    @guilhermepfister1522 Před 3 lety +5

    rest in peace

  • @limelorax
    @limelorax Před 4 lety +9

    "You know, just because it can be done doesn't mean it needs to be done." Motto of the video

  • @skyrimpro117
    @skyrimpro117 Před 4 lety +13

    This, uh, had a surprisingly aggressive and hateful tone.

  • @BadWallaby
    @BadWallaby Před 3 lety +8

    Rest In Peace my dude

  • @leonardliousander9742
    @leonardliousander9742 Před 4 lety +16

    One of the most painful speedrun to watch is "getting over it" as it is intentionally flexing on us on how they finish it in 1 minute and 30 below seconds.

  • @Redd93
    @Redd93 Před 4 lety +70

    Did you see that sick decision he just made? Wow, what a god. Lol.

  • @kagenace
    @kagenace Před 4 lety +67

    Rimworld Has the Worst Speedruns, it's 90% RNG.

    • @cernixs223
      @cernixs223 Před 4 lety +16

      Theres rimworld speedruns? Never heard about that.

    • @munat6662
      @munat6662 Před 4 lety +18

      Oh God that sounds like straight AIDS.

    • @Noxedwin
      @Noxedwin Před 4 lety +5

      Misrepresentative remark. The only thing that would be that level of random is if you selected the mode that explicitly says it's random. The name of the 'storyteller' (AI Director, DM, whatever you want to call it) is _Randy Random._ The game wears its chaos on its sleeves *if you ask it to.*

    • @NMGardening
      @NMGardening Před 4 lety +8

      I tried to get my girlfriend to go to rim world

  • @Astar72439
    @Astar72439 Před 3 lety +7

    :( imma miss this guy

  • @SameytheHedgie
    @SameytheHedgie Před 4 lety +7

    Good job.
    Now I have an overwhelming urge to start a speedrun of Desert Bus.

  • @megatrix500
    @megatrix500 Před 4 lety +17

    Come on, you can't treat Dank% like that, it's the most impressive OOT run out there man. It's even more epic than Mweep%, which I thought was pinnacle speedrunning

  • @ferna182
    @ferna182 Před 4 lety +17

    This new AVGN episode is really weird... Wait a minute...

    • @M3rtyville
      @M3rtyville Před 4 lety +1

      people still watching AVGN? Wow...

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT Před 4 lety +1

      @@M3rtyville yeah and its still good babey

    • @M3rtyville
      @M3rtyville Před 4 lety +1

      @@KOTEBANAROT good joke

  • @ebonimom6964
    @ebonimom6964 Před 3 lety +2

    "Did you see that sick decision he just made?!"
    🤣🤣🤣 Apollo I wish you were still here

  • @justarandomguy3893
    @justarandomguy3893 Před 3 lety +6

    Rest In Peace My friend

  • @glitchmage9999
    @glitchmage9999 Před 4 lety +24

    But check out the Super Scribblenauts TAS, which features, among other things:
    Maxwell convincing a kid to become a criminal when he grows up
    Creating Frankenstein's Monster entirely out of toes
    Cheesy Doughy Spicy Chocolate Bacon French Toast
    Peacefully breaking up rioters using chemical weapons
    and several dead lions

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins Před 4 lety

      GlitchMage I've gotta check this out, brb.
      Edit: That was pretty great, will be watching all of it.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON Před 4 lety

      Who did that speedrun?

  • @Nexit1337
    @Nexit1337 Před 4 lety +29

    i must say, some bad speedruns are okayish, like TF2 spy main speedrun
    lul

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies Před 4 lety +1

      What? What is this?

    • @Nexit1337
      @Nexit1337 Před 4 lety

      @electric_hiccup 707 SHH don't tell em, or someone's gonna try and beat that

  • @tcbobb.8782
    @tcbobb.8782 Před 3 lety +13

    This one was easily my favorite video from Apollo. Damn this sucks man. Imma miss him :(

  • @professionalfangster1510
    @professionalfangster1510 Před 3 lety +6

    R.I.P. bro. I didn't even know who this guy was, really. He's a speedrunner so I respect him. If there's an afterlife, I hope he's in heaven.

  • @justas423
    @justas423 Před 4 lety +15

    Rule 4729: If it exists, there's a speedrun of it.

  • @LizardLeliel
    @LizardLeliel Před 4 lety +9

    Time to watch Roller Coaster Tycoon speedrun now that I know it exists!

  • @joji7851
    @joji7851 Před 3 lety +4

    Rest in peace my man.

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox Před 4 lety +5

    The opener of speedrunning Clue is one of my favorite things ever.

  • @bondedcastaway3085
    @bondedcastaway3085 Před 4 lety +6

    “I dont know but its been done” accurately explains my life

  • @justashibainu
    @justashibainu Před 4 lety +3

    Dead Rising: The game is based on a timer so it will always take a certain amount of time until Overtime Mode starts. One of the strats involves getting kidnapped by the special forces and purposely getting knocked out over and over again All of the speedrun strats require you to activate as few cutscenes or loading screens as possible because the timer is stopped until the cutscene or loading screen ends.
    Dead Rising 2: Same as the original. You just stare at your watch most of the time until you can progress in the story.
    Gone Home: The speedrun involves walking forward, picking up a key, walking into the attic, and then reading a journal to end the game. It takes about 45 sceonds.
    Phoenix Wright: Endless menuing. Most text-based games are pretty awful as well because they only involve picking the quickest ways to end the conversation.

  • @ChristopherConnors
    @ChristopherConnors Před 3 lety

    Editing and jokes on point sir :)

  • @Chrixiam1998
    @Chrixiam1998 Před 4 lety +33

    Tell me I didn't just hear Apollo Legend use the "it's not really beating the game because you haven't actually played the game" argument.

    • @justas423
      @justas423 Před 4 lety +7

      Oh shit he did. Also ironic that a speedrunner is talking about dumb speedruns. A speedrun is a speedrun.

  • @jacobmorales2353
    @jacobmorales2353 Před 4 lety +3

    "this is one step away from a movie, and we've turned it into a competition" LMAO

  • @GameBooAdvancePlus
    @GameBooAdvancePlus Před 4 lety +1

    TAS is pretty much the only way to enjoy Scribblenaut speedruns. They're funny as heck.

  • @FuckOrFudge
    @FuckOrFudge Před 3 lety +2

    rest in peace :(

  • @tonykiller007
    @tonykiller007 Před 4 lety +4

    "That sick decision he just made" I almost pissed my self 🤣..if only I could do that in life

  • @3ngag3
    @3ngag3 Před 4 lety +21

    When someone says a speedrun can be made out of any video game, they weren't kidding.

    • @akumabazooka9169
      @akumabazooka9169 Před 4 lety +2

      Speedrun arcade mode Wario war inc. Oh wait you can't coz they go on and on until it's impossible to go that fast. Can't be speed ran

  • @ubxp
    @ubxp Před 4 lety +5

    "Desert Bus for Hope 2019" starts soon, wonder if they can be the ones to hit 99 points.

  • @Killermemesexe
    @Killermemesexe Před 4 lety

    i love the simplicity of your videos

  • @monkeywithocd
    @monkeywithocd Před 4 lety +4

    2:22 You can speedrun adventure games, just not Telltale's really. My sister casually speedruns King's Quest 3.

  • @q7nator847
    @q7nator847 Před 4 lety +4

    “Wow did you see that sick decision?” Freaking hilarious 😂