The Play That Goes Wrong: Dating Tips for Dennis

He's never been on a date before, so Dennis needs some help from his Cornley Polytechnic castmates.
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[@smallbitterman]

instructions unclear, i’m now gay for Sandra

[@nowwithdiagraams]

who isn't!!??

[@owntmpsn]

My Dating Tip: Don’t kill them

[@Scrimlip]

What a LOVELY BUST...

[@crazylizard1889]

Robert still carrying the Cornley Drama Society

[@raoul22]

"Develop you gaydar"
If only it were that easy...

[@persononinternet7868]

GREAT BUST

[@frogsfoot]

sandra please tell me how to develop my gaydar

[@libbyandtai]

Dennis needs to just say Woman BE MINE and Sandra will be yours in no time

[@naly202]

He'll have to write that down somewhere, in case he forgets

[@libbyandtai]

@@naly202 OH GREAT ADVICE i should remember that for next time where is my fanny pack i have my notes for my dates too somewhere.......

[@babyp1nk]

i love Roberts narcissism

[@lukacunningham342]

Here’s one: Just be yourself