Fortnite Is Ruining Society

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  • čas přidán 9. 01. 2019
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    It turns out that #fortnite is the source of all the world's problems, according to this report by What Would you Do?
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  • @alinad8372
    @alinad8372 Před 5 lety +5294

    Never seen a kid playing fortnite at dinner, but I’ve seen moms on Facebook at dinner

    • @lelduck6388
      @lelduck6388 Před 5 lety +82

      Ooooooooh

    • @theycallmethehunter5096
      @theycallmethehunter5096 Před 5 lety +46

      Oof

    • @DajuOnYoutube
      @DajuOnYoutube Před 5 lety +158

      A full grown woman?! *Disgusted face*

    • @bondebarras9707
      @bondebarras9707 Před 5 lety +19

      DISGUSTIIIIIIIIING

    • @kulfry2975
      @kulfry2975 Před 5 lety +22

      Ali D Well I am classified as an addict in video games, but I don’t play games in my phone at dinner the reason being it is a choice not to. Cuz I love eating

  • @Shirls
    @Shirls Před 5 lety +9635

    "My son is addicted, he plays several hours a day."
    Those are rookie numbers.

    • @etcetcetcetc6579
      @etcetcetcetc6579 Před 5 lety +552

      Yeah I play at least 25 to 27 hours a day

    • @kirbygriffin1
      @kirbygriffin1 Před 5 lety +311

      Kid At TPHS pfft, real gamers play 70 hours a day

    • @kingcolt8526
      @kingcolt8526 Před 5 lety +79

      My mom's like that and it pisses me off

    • @392lyl4
      @392lyl4 Před 5 lety +56

      John M Maybe not in your normie time, but our gamer time has over 150 hours.

    • @DF-mw1sh
      @DF-mw1sh Před 5 lety +2

      @@johnmau8770 r/whooosh

  • @LookingGlass1865
    @LookingGlass1865 Před 5 lety +346

    "Bad parents blame video games for their bad parenting." Much better title for this news report.

    • @igorbeuk6298
      @igorbeuk6298 Před 4 lety +1

      Point is same and solution is a less working days for parents less hours on jobs and Humanity will recover quickly

  • @buttertoast8735
    @buttertoast8735 Před 5 lety +738

    I’m cringing to the max when I saw the attempt to get 1M people to floss

    • @greenstargin5321
      @greenstargin5321 Před 4 lety +54

      I cried tears of joy when no-one joined

    • @nick2316
      @nick2316 Před 4 lety +3

      Leonard M 😂💀

    • @Vegimak
      @Vegimak Před 4 lety +3

      Wow guys! This guy is so cool! He doesn't like fortnite! Man I wish I was as kekpilled as you! Damn!

    • @Vegimak
      @Vegimak Před 4 lety

      @EPIC EPIC how is it a bad game?

    • @probablynotabigtoe9407
      @probablynotabigtoe9407 Před 4 lety +13

      @Leonard M lol it glorifies war...
      Look I agree fortnite is bad, mainly for its mechanics... But glorifying war, lmfao okay Boomer

  • @Canebrak31
    @Canebrak31 Před 5 lety +4491

    “A diet coke with no lemon” I wonder who is the one really disconnected with reality.

    • @thomasbrown6543
      @thomasbrown6543 Před 5 lety +70

      Canebrake it’s better with lime

    • @samiralupiac1011
      @samiralupiac1011 Před 5 lety +43

      Ethan I would like for you to respond to rice's coments on you last video, mainly because of the coments he made of hila, I was truly mad he went there, hila is tje goodness left in this world. Love you guys

    • @Pod207
      @Pod207 Před 5 lety +4

      NY THOUGHT EXACTLY

    • @ka_zooie
      @ka_zooie Před 5 lety

      I thought the same thing.

    • @bryson6066
      @bryson6066 Před 5 lety +2

      thats normal here in NY

  • @jackpeterson305
    @jackpeterson305 Před 5 lety +2385

    Imagine watching CZcams in 15 years and see your dad in a diaper

    • @seannotconnery8191
      @seannotconnery8191 Před 5 lety +181

      Imagine watching CZcams in 15 years. This website is going to hell in a hand basket at 95 MPH.

    • @jovis6995
      @jovis6995 Před 5 lety +98

      that's exactly what I thought lol, but then I remembered Ethan did much more embarrassing stuff, so... the kid will have a lot to take in

    • @HudSzu
      @HudSzu Před 5 lety +65

      If you see it in real life every day it’s probably not a big deal

    • @laurenb6160
      @laurenb6160 Před 5 lety +1

      Unnamed mood

    • @hamkoa.s6907
      @hamkoa.s6907 Před 5 lety +5

      Thats his own hero costume id be proud of him he is saving the world by these videos

  • @josephjoestalin9677
    @josephjoestalin9677 Před 5 lety +1611

    "Its me, Hispanic Oprah"
    I was drinking water and I choked, I nearly died from laughing

  • @kareemmasri3934
    @kareemmasri3934 Před 5 lety +449

    This is inaccurate, no one compromises dinner at a restaurant, I could be playing DOOM on my switch and I drop that thing like a bad habit as soon as I’m given my menu, you don’t throw away buttermilk fried chicken tenders with barbecue sauce for the number one spot in some battle royal.

    • @comrademango4991
      @comrademango4991 Před 4 lety +35

      Kareem masri dont forget that juicy ass burger with the curly fries

    • @sabus1265
      @sabus1265 Před 4 lety +9

      @@comrademango4991 don't forget the high cholesterol, high blood pressure, artery clogging, limb amputating, heart stopping goodness from eating junk food like that nasty shit

    • @guzza5375
      @guzza5375 Před 4 lety +16

      @@sabus1265 Thanks doc but no one asked, so crawl back into your hole.

    • @sabus1265
      @sabus1265 Před 4 lety

      @Nylthanyr IV Lmao you're clearly trolling 👹👹👹 there's a spot under the bridge 🌉🌉🌉 just for you

    • @sabus1265
      @sabus1265 Před 4 lety

      @@guzza5375 Thanks peasant but I didn't ask for your comment, get in the bin 🚮🚮🚮

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody Před 5 lety +3433

    “My son plays Fortnite several hours a day!”
    ...then stop him...take away the game...be a parent

  • @purdysimon123
    @purdysimon123 Před 5 lety +359

    His parents obviously don't have the battle pass

  • @philswift6135
    @philswift6135 Před 4 lety +259

    Girl: "my bf plays that game"
    Her: "a GRoWn mAn?!"
    Girl: *"no, a child"*

    • @Dirtysouth210210
      @Dirtysouth210210 Před 4 lety +24

      Hello I'm Chris Hanson

    • @Munkenba
      @Munkenba Před 4 lety +8

      @@Dirtysouth210210 They must just wheel out Chris Hansen from the back if it ever goes that way. Every time a shoot like this happens on tv, he's back there in a trailer with Dr Phil and Jerry Springer, waiting to be called upon if the show is going a different direction

    • @samlouwagie3899
      @samlouwagie3899 Před 4 lety +3

      I did say BOYfriend, didn’t I?

    • @samarthtiwari5532
      @samarthtiwari5532 Před 2 lety

      Hol u

  • @ryanmoon6315
    @ryanmoon6315 Před 5 lety +1336

    did they just say "Call Of Duty" to a clip of Battlefield 1? I'm disappointed

    • @BRamjoue
      @BRamjoue Před 5 lety +11

      Right!

    • @ezing981
      @ezing981 Před 4 lety +6

      I thought that was the case lol

    • @BD-wn4jo
      @BD-wn4jo Před 4 lety +64

      No it's of call of duty ww2

    • @j.4957
      @j.4957 Před 4 lety +3

      Whats the difference :D

    • @Bloorgusgoorge
      @Bloorgusgoorge Před 4 lety +3

      It’s ww2 but both the games are shit tbh

  • @williamclarke315
    @williamclarke315 Před 5 lety +256

    The most unbelievable thing about this video is people actually talking to each other in public

    • @noize8148
      @noize8148 Před 5 lety +20

      I wonder how many takes didn't work because nobody did or said anything. Maybe none because everyone in the diner was an actor.

    • @beanieman5418
      @beanieman5418 Před 5 lety +16

      Not that unbelievable. People talk to me in public all the time
      It’s usually like “Please stop”, or “don’t touch my stuff”. Normal stuff

    • @keesdegroot845
      @keesdegroot845 Před 5 lety

      They should have hired raywilliamjohnson. He has such a big influence on people

  • @9093qwerty
    @9093qwerty Před 5 lety +1702

    "he plays several hours a day". Back in my prime I was averaging 15 hours per day on runescape. Filthy casuals.

    • @randomchannel50
      @randomchannel50 Před 5 lety +50

      Yup and i kinda regret it now lol. Looking back at it i wouldve rather learned a new language or something

    • @MoejiiOsmanTV
      @MoejiiOsmanTV Před 5 lety +15

      12hrs solid on Saturday and Sunday mornings on counter strike 1.6 before it turned into cs go back in 1999-2003 and ever quest like Ethan said but back in the day we didnt have Jake Paul's and ninjas selling us merch every 2 seconds with social media

    • @xcxjcxfjff5656
      @xcxjcxfjff5656 Před 5 lety +4

      "prime"

    • @bubbazaay
      @bubbazaay Před 5 lety +4

      Good ole rs

    • @lukeyyyyyy
      @lukeyyyyyy Před 5 lety

      @@MoejiiOsmanTV you mean condition zero?

  • @ordiscanet1833
    @ordiscanet1833 Před 4 lety +77

    How ironic is it that a 9 year old tells the morality of the story

    • @yojeli
      @yojeli Před rokem

      Because like most kids he was brought up properly and this show exaggerated a problem

  • @lhmusic9958
    @lhmusic9958 Před 5 lety +414

    Stop playing that darn Xbox cube and watch some television with me

    • @someguy8855
      @someguy8855 Před 5 lety +16

      Xbox cube box rectangular shape box

    • @CeraphineLuna
      @CeraphineLuna Před 4 lety +17

      Put that fuckin game station away

    • @SnipFred
      @SnipFred Před 4 lety

      HAHAHAHAH

    • @rulerworld1289
      @rulerworld1289 Před 4 lety +2

      "BOY IF YOU DONT GET OF THAT XSTATIONCUBE AND GET THESE DISHES PUT AWAY RIGHT NOW"

    • @CAMZAB
      @CAMZAB Před 4 lety +5

      Mum shouting up stairs: You better not be playing that switchstation machine, you’ve been up there 2 hours.
      Son shouting whilst playing PS4 online: I assure I am not and never will. Thanks for the update on the time, but I’ve got the time on my phone.

  • @timoe360
    @timoe360 Před 5 lety +2184

    If your son is playing fortnite on a iPad he does have a problem.

    • @nostalgiagatuna
      @nostalgiagatuna Před 5 lety +85

      Yup, that's the real issue and everyone is ignoring it smh

    • @leandros_ab
      @leandros_ab Před 5 lety +7

      That's so right

    • @lyngx762
      @lyngx762 Před 5 lety +105

      If your son is playing fortnite he's disabled.

    • @bublehnoodlez4469
      @bublehnoodlez4469 Před 5 lety +131

      the worst part is that his dad calls his iPad a Computer

    • @thebadb1212
      @thebadb1212 Před 5 lety +12

      @@bublehnoodlez4469 well, in fact its a mini computer

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 Před 5 lety +722

    Smh kids these days addicted to Fortnite, I remember in my youth when kids were addicted to cocaine

    • @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175
      @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 Před 5 lety +6

      Tbh, who even let kids do cocaine?

    • @ProdbyJason
      @ProdbyJason Před 5 lety +1

      Just An Edit SMH

    • @mason11198
      @mason11198 Před 5 lety +25

      @@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 a drug dealer who likes money over the well being of others

    • @thefrog577
      @thefrog577 Před 5 lety +1

      @@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 Do you not even know drug addicts and criminals?

    • @hectorolivares589
      @hectorolivares589 Před 5 lety +1

      @@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 my dad

  • @dexty112
    @dexty112 Před 5 lety +498

    Roosevelt is such a cool guy.

  • @jasmere7835
    @jasmere7835 Před 5 lety +80

    “It’s me Hispanic Oprah” 😂💀

    • @Ridley369
      @Ridley369 Před 5 lety +1

      I fucking died at that XD

  • @palmnut69
    @palmnut69 Před 5 lety +462

    0:08 No one danced because *Ninja* would've just *reported* them

    • @acow1385
      @acow1385 Před 5 lety +3

      Fortnite Dances Underrated Comment right here

    • @Drewdapew
      @Drewdapew Před 5 lety +1

      W

    • @bubblezz.
      @bubblezz. Před 5 lety +4

      *S T R E A M S N I P I N G*

    • @liteknight
      @liteknight Před 5 lety

      Ninja: "I'm about to get you banned from LIFE"

  • @WhyteDem0n
    @WhyteDem0n Před 5 lety +913

    I'm way more concerned that his "mother" felt it necessary to declare that she didn't want a lemon in her DIET COKE.

    • @lalaskunk7390
      @lalaskunk7390 Před 5 lety +7

      Though for reals wtf XD

    • @hanimaniac1
      @hanimaniac1 Před 5 lety +7

      I thought this too!! Who puts lemons in diet coke😂

    • @mindfudged536
      @mindfudged536 Před 5 lety +7

      hahah "mother". And by the way, she awkwardly sighs as she thanks the waitress for coming back and taking an order...

    • @aideengallagher1717
      @aideengallagher1717 Před 5 lety +5

      I think it’s because some waiters put a lemon wedge in Diet Coke to differentiate between regular and diet

    • @morbanmel
      @morbanmel Před 5 lety +6

      @@aideengallagher1717 well they can't use straws any more, other else they will be put to death by firing squad.

  • @andrewdotcom6770
    @andrewdotcom6770 Před 4 lety +136

    “Can I get a Diet Coke with no lemon?”

    • @kingsweden4636
      @kingsweden4636 Před 4 lety

      AWKisbored BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jan_Travis
      @jan_Travis Před 4 lety +25

      Who puts a lemon in their diet coke? That's a sentence that should not exist lol. That's like saying "I would like a glass of milk BUT for the love of God, no ice cubes."

    • @aaahah9931
      @aaahah9931 Před 4 lety +4

      Iamman i upload 5 times a day for 6 months both of those things are actual things in the Deep South although very uncommon

    • @WhayYay
      @WhayYay Před 2 lety

      Wtf!?

    • @YoureSoCreezy
      @YoureSoCreezy Před 2 lety +1

      Ok so im not the only one who was weirded out by that sus drink order

  • @30chano
    @30chano Před 4 lety +52

    “Last week we resurrected Jesus Christ himself,but this week we look at a kid who didn’t say thank you to the cafeteria lady”

  • @yourfashionarchive427
    @yourfashionarchive427 Před 5 lety +713

    H3H3 went from a leave of absence to It’s everyday bro

  • @TheWrongNeighborhoodm3m3
    @TheWrongNeighborhoodm3m3 Před 5 lety +609

    Imagine asking a bunch of angry New Yorkers in the rain to dance.

    • @mattmullett9521
      @mattmullett9521 Před 5 lety +54

      Ain't nobody from NY in Times Square on NYE

    • @madebyawosika2061
      @madebyawosika2061 Před 5 lety +4

      Imagine asking a bunch of angry New Yorkers in the rain to dance.

    • @ffffffffffffffff5840
      @ffffffffffffffff5840 Před 5 lety +3

      @Lil Heinz94 why did I post the exact same comment?

    • @Mogeko_Ranger
      @Mogeko_Ranger Před 5 lety +1

      Lil Heinz94
      Imagine asking a bunch of angry New Yorkers in the rain to dance

    • @madebyawosika2061
      @madebyawosika2061 Před 5 lety +2

      @Gaylord Testicles why did u post the same exact comment?

  • @BlueBeluga
    @BlueBeluga Před 5 lety +231

    Me: What do you want to drink?
    Fortnite kid: I don't care
    Me: * gives him milk with ice *

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray Před 5 lety +85

    Fun fact: the actor playing the dad is a Broadway actor named Josh Philip Weinstein who apparently was a featured guest at Derek Savage’s 2019 420 Awards. Mr. Savage is the creator of Cool Cat.
    He was also in a 1993 film entitled “Pool Days” but don’t let your mom catch you watching that one. ;)

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 Před 4 lety +6

      The 420 awards was the best award show of the year.

    • @lubrjavo
      @lubrjavo Před 4 lety +7

      I went to watch "pool days". Your advice is apt

  • @withinyouwithoutyou4210
    @withinyouwithoutyou4210 Před 5 lety +1235

    dad: takes away ipad
    bystander: 👀👀
    hispanic oprah: 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽

  • @Norasuko
    @Norasuko Před 5 lety +793

    "My boyfriend plays this all the time"
    "A GROWN MAN!?"
    "Ah no no, my boyfriend is 14".

  • @plas9910
    @plas9910 Před 5 lety +49

    Me when I play my iPad:
    Mom: Ashten put that computer down

  • @chefref5027
    @chefref5027 Před 3 lety +6

    "I'll have a diet coke with no lemon." Wtf

  • @Vincent-cs1cp
    @Vincent-cs1cp Před 5 lety +924

    Gotto love the porn level acting.

  • @MsSmile300
    @MsSmile300 Před 5 lety +1824

    "My son plays several hours a day."
    So as his parent if you have an issue with it make him stop?? Its your kid. These parents really out here blaming video games as if they have no control as parents over what their kids do.

    • @jaysam9254
      @jaysam9254 Před 5 lety +29

      IKR it's stupid it's like the parents arnt bothered in disaplening there child

    • @alanmartinez9225
      @alanmartinez9225 Před 5 lety +11

      That's what happens when you let them do whatever they want take out the belt that's what wrong with today and than you ask why kids end up shooting up school

    • @tendopain2585
      @tendopain2585 Před 5 lety +1

      IssyFishyy it’s a video game. I’m taking that shit away & he just gonna have to deal with it

    • @DajuOnYoutube
      @DajuOnYoutube Před 5 lety +10

      Well, if it affects other stuff negatively you would do best limiting the time to something that works.
      If it doesn't really hurt anything or make a difference I really do think that it makes you a bad parent to question their way of having fun for no good reason.
      Removing it completely in any case is just straight up mean and I feel bad for kids that have to deal with parents that can't be bothered to figure out a compromise and instead just see things in black and white.
      Like imagine someone taking away TV completely from you as an adult or something else that you wouldn't want to live without, or limiting it even if you get most of what you need to do done.
      It would be quite horrible living like that.
      I'm saying this as a 27 year old man btw, not as a kid that just wants to play more out of self interest.

    • @K4R007
      @K4R007 Před 5 lety +4

      Alan Martinez Yea man people need to beat their kids if they getting outta line. There is a massive difference between abuse and discipline.

  • @Zephyrian1st
    @Zephyrian1st Před 4 lety +24

    Me: Its called parenting, try it
    Parents; HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO

  • @frypan4946
    @frypan4946 Před 4 lety +21

    "can I get a diet coke no lemon" 3:52

    • @rigzy888
      @rigzy888 Před 3 lety +11

      Can I get a salad without ice cream

  • @user-pi6eb3qj4s
    @user-pi6eb3qj4s Před 5 lety +1865

    This is so unrealistic, no one plays fortnite in public because we gamers are the most opressed group and a fellow epic gamer like Ashton would have been mocked for it. Gamers rise up ✊✊✊

    • @epicgamer-nf2dh
      @epicgamer-nf2dh Před 5 lety +8

      Милош Вишић thank you very cool

    • @RoflcopterGalore
      @RoflcopterGalore Před 5 lety +12

      RISE UP! ✊

    • @ashtonmoore5692
      @ashtonmoore5692 Před 5 lety +11

      Hello i am Ashton, we will rise

    • @sherk3286
      @sherk3286 Před 5 lety +17

      I brought my switch to work once to play during lunch break and this one middle aged guy(I'm 22) who is usually friendly to me decided to talk to a guy next to me about all the "gamer nerds" bringing their Switches out in public. (Another guy brought his some and gave me the idea) Dude couldn't even say shit to me, just talked with another guy like I wasn't there

    • @dylan8736
      @dylan8736 Před 5 lety

      Good luck with that.

  • @zachloveless1827
    @zachloveless1827 Před 5 lety +495

    TFW you're a kind, middle-aged gentleman trying to impart some family advice only to find out you've been catfished by Hispanic Oprah.

  • @jasonculbertson1108
    @jasonculbertson1108 Před 5 lety +12

    3:54 Imagine putting lemon in your diet coke

  • @Wrizzla
    @Wrizzla Před 4 lety +8

    "it's me: Hispanic Oprah!"
    Jesus Christ, Ethan im dying! 😂😂😂

  • @Malkesuras
    @Malkesuras Před 5 lety +293

    My dad is always playing Sudoku at the restaurant.
    Sudoku is really ruining society

    • @shimi7443
      @shimi7443 Před 5 lety +3

      I play it too, everytime, I'm addicted.

    • @keiwa11
      @keiwa11 Před 5 lety +3

      you should really take that from him

    • @christianlorrain877
      @christianlorrain877 Před 5 lety +2

      How come you told him that, what if i took that soduko from you?

    • @johnlittrell1287
      @johnlittrell1287 Před 5 lety +1

      Society is ruining society!

  • @eamonnmartin367
    @eamonnmartin367 Před 5 lety +478

    In fifteen years, the Klein child will watch this video and see his/her father in an adult diaper playing Fortnite.

    • @yotam6x7
      @yotam6x7 Před 5 lety +6

      Tbh there are more embarrassing moments for him/her to find...

    • @ohnim
      @ohnim Před 5 lety +4

      nah theyre gna be seeing it everyday irl anyway

    • @j.s.2281
      @j.s.2281 Před 5 lety +1

      That is probably the least concerning thing he will see

    • @DirEnGay
      @DirEnGay Před 5 lety +1

      At least it won't be "Shake That Dick".

  • @bigred5943
    @bigred5943 Před 4 lety +15

    I love how she points out that she doesnt want lemon with her diet coke😂😂

    • @1_benjy_1
      @1_benjy_1 Před 4 lety

      Big Red the cringe is real😂

  • @zroom4596
    @zroom4596 Před 4 lety +8

    "it me! Hispanic Oprah!" lmao I died

  • @ethancaviness7318
    @ethancaviness7318 Před 5 lety +340

    Waiter: What would you like a drink?
    Kid: One Chug Jug please

    • @DraoxxMusic
      @DraoxxMusic Před 5 lety

      Is there anything the pie can't do

    • @M40891
      @M40891 Před 5 lety

      Hit the Chug Jug. Hit the Chug Jug

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 Před 5 lety

      Kid: One tide pod, in a glass with ice, straw, with extra memes

  • @nameinvalid5348
    @nameinvalid5348 Před 5 lety +863

    I’ll have a Diet Coke with NO lemon.

  • @tyrellthompson1228
    @tyrellthompson1228 Před 4 lety +10

    “Just take it,let em stare at the wall”
    Kid got good parenting habits already wow

  • @Eggs-n-Jakey
    @Eggs-n-Jakey Před 3 lety +2

    "Fortnight, it's addicting." -"How did you know that?" -"I fucks with it, I play the hell out of that game lady!"

  • @gunsnwheels9214
    @gunsnwheels9214 Před 5 lety +1613

    My sister left our cousin because he couldn't stop smoking a fortnite.

  • @KnowOne111
    @KnowOne111 Před 5 lety +658

    Parents:
    *raise their kids a certain way*
    Kids:
    *turn out a certain way because of how they were raised*
    Parents: 😮

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa Před 5 lety +18

      @not jared I don't think there's an emoji for that

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers Před 5 lety

      This is literally the story of my birth, life, and death

    • @alfredogamer
      @alfredogamer Před 5 lety

      Im your 500th like, use your power with wisdom

    • @diime02
      @diime02 Před 5 lety

      *insert excuze me wtf? eme

  • @sharanski
    @sharanski Před 4 lety +18

    It’s ME, HISPANIC OPRAH

  • @purpleodyssey6850
    @purpleodyssey6850 Před 4 lety +7

    I wouldn't be surprised if Hispanic Oprah was the mastermind behind the real Saw.

  • @tategustafson8540
    @tategustafson8540 Před 5 lety +175

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that the mom said "May I have a Diet Coke with no lemon."

    • @dorifutodami
      @dorifutodami Před 5 lety +4

      Some restraunts serve pop with a lemon for some reason

    • @Lyoko1309
      @Lyoko1309 Před 5 lety +14

      @@dorifutodami Some restaurants serve diet coke
      How's that for a horror story

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 Před 5 lety

      That was my go to drink as a kid.

    • @adamjensen2304
      @adamjensen2304 Před 5 lety

      Yeah, I thought that was pretty weird. I’ve had restaurants serve water with lemon, but a Diet Coke with lemon? wtf

    • @mattbenz99
      @mattbenz99 Před 5 lety

      @@adamjensen2304
      In some places they use lemons to differentiate between diet and regular coke.

  • @BrooklynHeadrick
    @BrooklynHeadrick Před 5 lety +1380

    “It’s me Hispanic Oprah” I DIED 💀💀

    • @lioraviv2359
      @lioraviv2359 Před 5 lety +2

      Same😂😂😂

    • @SystemGaming
      @SystemGaming Před 5 lety +1

      Lol

    • @guidomista3192
      @guidomista3192 Před 5 lety +7

      "Did you know that you just took place in an extraordinary expirement when we discovered that playing video games at the dinner table is rude"

    • @tafaridh
      @tafaridh Před 5 lety +2

      LOL, this got me for real, gone sexual

    • @rauljrlara9994
      @rauljrlara9994 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol

  • @shadows1321
    @shadows1321 Před 5 lety +13

    Mom: "Ashton put the computer away"
    Ashton: HOLDS I-PAD

  • @methatguy5996
    @methatguy5996 Před 4 lety +9

    Several hours? I've lost entire weekends to gaming, dont worry I have a job and my own house, I'm allowed to be a shut in.

  • @palm1986
    @palm1986 Před 5 lety +1752

    “A Diet Coke with no lemon”

    • @wolffepaint3183
      @wolffepaint3183 Před 5 lety +77

      The Flyer I died when I heard that

    • @dr.waffles7102
      @dr.waffles7102 Před 5 lety +57

      @@wolffepaint3183 i'm glad i'm not the only one who thought that was weird

    • @ZebulonJames
      @ZebulonJames Před 5 lety +7

      I thought "Is that a thing people drink? Sounds horrible." Glad I'm not the only one.

    • @adam-myers
      @adam-myers Před 5 lety +28

      Many places in the Northeast USA serve a lemon with a diet drink and water. I'm not sure of the reasoning behind this but I've seen it all my life in NJ and PA.

    • @ayebing
      @ayebing Před 5 lety +42

      Lemon with no liquid plz

  • @quindariousgooch88
    @quindariousgooch88 Před 5 lety +854

    Real gamers superglue their urethras shut so they don't pee themselves.

    • @chrisj403
      @chrisj403 Před 5 lety +60

      I did that, but eventually there was so much fluid buildup I burst. But now that I'm hospitalized I can play fortnite all day!

    • @MindcraftGaming
      @MindcraftGaming Před 5 lety +25

      *Flexglue

    • @AinzHorizon
      @AinzHorizon Před 5 lety +13

      I flex sealed my urethra shut

    • @Connifer
      @Connifer Před 5 lety +4

      Staple*

    • @coreyakel3646
      @coreyakel3646 Před 5 lety +1

      fr tho some use catheters

  • @chesirerat4491
    @chesirerat4491 Před 4 lety +5

    “You just made me lose”
    *cuts to him playing*
    “I have to start over”

  • @save_cats
    @save_cats Před 4 lety +4

    Dude strolls in like He's about to collect some protection money.

    • @carpet163
      @carpet163 Před 3 lety

      Hey uh, I came by ta let ya know that ya pay is due.

  • @popfizz55
    @popfizz55 Před 5 lety +203

    Played a game of fortnite, I’m now hard addicted to cocaine.

    • @the5stacys
      @the5stacys Před 5 lety

      Hell yeah!!

    • @wanyrog5896
      @wanyrog5896 Před 5 lety

      Just got off the coke man its hard doin im in a shit ton of debt but im clean so ill be fine if my legs dont get broken

    • @mrskitkats
      @mrskitkats Před 5 lety

      Coke with or without lemon?

    • @applepie443
      @applepie443 Před 5 lety

      Ive been shooting weed bethween my toes ever since i got my first victory royale...

    • @fright635
      @fright635 Před 5 lety +2

      ... That's how Mafia Works.

  • @HyperNovaPuma
    @HyperNovaPuma Před 5 lety +1334

    Real gamers wear diapers and dont take breaks

    • @ep1cn3ss2
      @ep1cn3ss2 Před 5 lety +25

      You ever heard of a shitbucket?

    • @danterivera31
      @danterivera31 Před 5 lety +24

      @@ep1cn3ss2 only real gamers knows about the shitbucket.

    • @Nature-hx2pu
      @Nature-hx2pu Před 5 lety +9

      Don’t forget about the pee drawer

    • @mathieul4303
      @mathieul4303 Před 5 lety +2

      That's pretty sad

    • @ep1cn3ss2
      @ep1cn3ss2 Před 5 lety +1

      @@danterivera31 Yeah only e p i c gamers

  • @KC16A6
    @KC16A6 Před 4 lety

    until @11:37... I didn't really know why I was watching this video, but you got me during the ad when John Quinones threw himself hahahah

  • @thotpatrol3099
    @thotpatrol3099 Před 4 lety +1

    im stuck in quarantine watching old h3h3 videos and it’s beautiful

  • @iamanironman4141
    @iamanironman4141 Před 5 lety +896

    Ugh pls don't show that ninja clip everytime I cringe so hard

  • @monkeysarecool3575
    @monkeysarecool3575 Před 5 lety +446

    My dad is playing more Fortnite than me, I think, I havn't seen him in 14 years

    • @Roll-UpRainer1510
      @Roll-UpRainer1510 Před 5 lety +14

      U black bruh?

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer Před 5 lety +4

      At least he is entertained while buying cigarettes.

    • @heyitsmaco
      @heyitsmaco Před 5 lety

      Yo wot?

    • @sneakyskrub77
      @sneakyskrub77 Před 5 lety

      Lucky, play duos with him. Bonding time.

    • @FreshNews247
      @FreshNews247 Před 5 lety

      In 2004 fortnite ment taking the bus half way across country and when you get to your location just drop a shit that feels like its been going for a fortnight and you cant stand up!

  • @Jay-oq1yy
    @Jay-oq1yy Před 4 lety +4

    Bruh my mom always be on Facebook sometimes even while eating 😂

  • @evildrporkchop4628
    @evildrporkchop4628 Před 4 lety +6

    Hispanic Oprah is the most accurate thing about anything Ethan has ever said.

  • @BruhMrog
    @BruhMrog Před 5 lety +331

    Dad: Computer
    Kid: Ipad
    H3h3: laptop
    make up your mind

  • @calebtaylor2614
    @calebtaylor2614 Před 5 lety +177

    Everyone is completely reasonable here except for the actors. SHOCKING

  • @teaguejelinek4038
    @teaguejelinek4038 Před 4 lety +10

    3:52 "may I have a diet Coke no lemon"
    wat

  • @hashafasha
    @hashafasha Před 5 lety +3

    Ashton says: "what" in the most calm tone
    Mom: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT!!

  • @TheKrigeron
    @TheKrigeron Před 5 lety +765

    "Ukh you made me lose"
    Get this kid an oscar.

    • @aUsernameInnit
      @aUsernameInnit Před 5 lety +20

      Seen a lot in things targeted for teens.
      Mom:*says anything*
      Teen:U G H Y O U M A D E M E L O S E

    • @mirror1001
      @mirror1001 Před 5 lety +1

      [ :)

    • @Ice-Bear
      @Ice-Bear Před 4 lety +1

      TheKrigeron I have to start ovah

    • @ReizokoRyu
      @ReizokoRyu Před 2 lety +1

      He lost it all in a single second...

  • @JohnGenericName
    @JohnGenericName Před 5 lety +185

    I love how the investigation set out to prove that "Fortnite is the problem" but nearly everything in the investigation suggested the opposite. A real kid knows when to put the game down, other adults acknowledge that the kid is a kid and that the game is irrelevant to his behavior. There's tone-deaf reporting and there's reporting so tone-deaf that they don't realize how inaccurate they are.

    • @yuckfou9581
      @yuckfou9581 Před 5 lety +18

      Its the parents responsibility to raise their children properly fortnite could be replaced with any other game or activity and a kid with parents who arent doing that properly will develop bad behaviour.i find kids with social media accounts far more worrying

    • @JarvisJarvis
      @JarvisJarvis Před 5 lety +2

      Shitty parenting

    • @morzik12345
      @morzik12345 Před 5 lety

      @@JarvisJarvis the parents themselves are lazy and lack any family morals to discipline there children. If parents fail to discipline their children, the state will and should step in. It works in Asia and will work here when properly implemented

    • @yuckfou9581
      @yuckfou9581 Před 5 lety +2

      @Damn Fiddle i wouldnt go that far lol everything in moderation children need balance and routine them playing fortnite isnt so bad it is a kids game after all

    • @aidenthomson9690
      @aidenthomson9690 Před 5 lety +2

      @Damn Fiddle what if your parents play fortnite?

  • @tgw6354
    @tgw6354 Před 4 lety +2

    "YOU JUST MADE ME DIE!"
    *still alive, running into a wall*

  • @hishamzaza174
    @hishamzaza174 Před 4 lety +3

    " It's Me !! Hispanic Oprah !! "
    *comes in wobbling around like a sea lion in a blue blazer*

  • @nickbarrett7163
    @nickbarrett7163 Před 5 lety +172

    Remember when dubstep was supposedly going to make you a violent person back in 2012

    • @sharkymcshark3392
      @sharkymcshark3392 Před 5 lety +3

      Nick Barrett this made me laugh, I don't know why.

    • @Zuri_SM
      @Zuri_SM Před 5 lety +4

      Actually, not really. I've heard that about metal or rap, but not dubstep.

    • @spencers4121
      @spencers4121 Před 5 lety +4

      I thought that was the WoW addiction, it's hard to keep track of this stuff tbh.

    • @VoidKos
      @VoidKos Před 5 lety +1

      I’ve only heard that about games

  • @o0Spurs0o
    @o0Spurs0o Před 5 lety +452

    When I was little some kid was playing something on his Gameboy during church and his mom took it from him and during the middle of a sermon he yells *_”YOU KILLED MY YOSHI”_*

    • @chinoscars5655
      @chinoscars5655 Před 5 lety +23

      Beats getting hit for no reason as a child. Lol

    • @RAAZR-
      @RAAZR- Před 5 lety +26

      I felt that

    • @jimboramba
      @jimboramba Před 5 lety +36

      I was born in 1991 and when I was 3 or 4 I was in church with my family on Christmas or Easter and I stood up in the middle of mass and shouted MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! My family left shortly after. But yeah back then mortal kombat was the shit everyone was playing.

    • @davidmaggiacomo409
      @davidmaggiacomo409 Před 5 lety +4

      I saw a girl Do a live during church and the priests took the phone

    • @theinstitute1324
      @theinstitute1324 Před 5 lety

      @@chinoscars5655
      >Be a shithead
      >no reason

  • @CJCCBoi
    @CJCCBoi Před 5 lety +34

    GrOwN mEn PlAy GaMeS?!?!?!?!?
    *_Gaaaaassssssspppppppsssss_*
    Im a veteran and i can tell you at least 50% of everyone in the military plays either pubg or fortnite on their freetime..
    Talkin bout grown men..... Shhhhh

    • @bornfree8073
      @bornfree8073 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah and about 50 percent of the military is werid fucks, who joined cuz they wanted someone to "respekt my authoriti" and thought they would get all the hot chicke. Hahaha. Hahaha. Turns out both of those are wrong. Being a veteran is a proud honor, but true respect can only be won after time and time again doing the right things. Also the only chicks you guys get are barrack bunnies.

    • @CeraphineLuna
      @CeraphineLuna Před 4 lety

      Almost all of my friends from high school enlisted and I can confirm that 0% of them play fortnite.

  • @Lil_boy11
    @Lil_boy11 Před 5 lety

    Yooo the commentary is iconic content 😂😂 I. So annoyed I haven't always been subscribed boy I been missing out on some great sarcasm

  • @Coolmark123
    @Coolmark123 Před 5 lety +868

    my kid is addicted to wearing diapers

  • @rochae0343
    @rochae0343 Před 5 lety +1220

    Playin fortnite? ARE YOU CRAZY, ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?

  • @neb2244
    @neb2244 Před 5 lety +6

    3:54 “May I have a Diet Coke with no lemon”

  • @MarkA_93
    @MarkA_93 Před 5 lety +1

    The vintage Grateful Dead mountain bike shirt is amazing.

  • @paradoxxgaming
    @paradoxxgaming Před 5 lety +111

    Props to the black guy popping in like an embracing Jesus, such a nice dude!

    • @flippedoutkyrii
      @flippedoutkyrii Před 5 lety

      He was the most bumble part of the video, he just seemed like a nice fella who wanted what he assumed was a bratty kid to appreciate his parents company for a bit and for the parents to let their kid have a bit of time to himself with his own hobbies.

    • @insertnamehere8715
      @insertnamehere8715 Před 5 lety

      Roosevelt da real MVP.

  • @SophieandJoe
    @SophieandJoe Před 5 lety +1650

    _Can't wait to see the day when flossing is the new dad dance_

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 Před 5 lety +12

      The new *Dab*

    • @w0w127
      @w0w127 Před 5 lety +21

      Hasn't it been that way

    • @indiefruit
      @indiefruit Před 5 lety +18

      It already is the dance of children and out of touch adults

    • @ars.superstar
      @ars.superstar Před 5 lety +15

      my dad has started to fuckin nae nae it's gonna take a minute

    • @NPC-nn4qe
      @NPC-nn4qe Před 5 lety +2

      It already is.

  • @nicholasgabaldon657
    @nicholasgabaldon657 Před 5 lety +1

    "it's me Hispanic Oprah" I'm DEAD😂😂

  • @SebastianPappG
    @SebastianPappG Před 3 lety

    7:00 it's me, Hispanic Oprah 😂😂😂 I'm dying dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @e3xotic630
    @e3xotic630 Před 5 lety +411

    "Hispanic Oprah" 😂😂
    Edit: Thx for the likes

  • @AvelierPlays
    @AvelierPlays Před 5 lety +439

    Im 32, I remember people going nuts about “video game addiction” ever since I was like 6 or 7
    I guess nothing has changed...

    • @CyberChrist
      @CyberChrist Před 5 lety +11

      People have just become addicted to shittier and shittier games ever since the MMO craze came about, bringing filthy casuals...

    • @K4R007
      @K4R007 Před 5 lety +6

      Avelier Plays It’s because they don’t want to let go of their own addictions. If they are letting their kids play too long it’s probably because they are feeding their own addictions and not spending enough time with him or her.

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns Před 5 lety +10

      I'm 25 and already I'm missing the days when the media was making a big song and dance about PS2's being capable of guiding nuclear missiles. I swear the mainstream news outlets just have a hat full of bad things, and they just pull out one of those things and try to tie it to video games. Give it a few years and there will probably be a report on one of the networks about how video games somehow caused 9/11.

    • @CyberChrist
      @CyberChrist Před 5 lety +3

      Well, I've played Flight Simulator... :P

    • @GholaTleilaxu
      @GholaTleilaxu Před 5 lety +2

      @@CyberChrist You just got tagged. Watch out for black vans ;)

  • @aneeqamalik5786
    @aneeqamalik5786 Před 5 lety

    the zapping sound effect had me laughing way too much

  • @youdontknowmegigna
    @youdontknowmegigna Před rokem

    9:12
    Man's running his own show titled: *This Is What I'd Do*

  • @tommoro8045
    @tommoro8045 Před 5 lety +407

    People say that u need to be 18 to play certain game
    When u reach 18 people complain that ur a grown man playing a video game

    • @ep_med7822
      @ep_med7822 Před 5 lety +25

      That's the trap

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer Před 5 lety +4

      Videogames are cancer.

    • @Abrads
      @Abrads Před 5 lety +10

      We are oppressed!!

    • @radiomandelbrot5868
      @radiomandelbrot5868 Před 5 lety +13

      I'm 30 and I play Pokémon on the 2DS. At least my nephews are on my side lmao

    • @minnalunar
      @minnalunar Před 5 lety +1

      I think that this is the news trying to take down GTA

  • @Rifty
    @Rifty Před 5 lety +2449

    my mom left my dad because he fortnite

  • @mollynixon7123
    @mollynixon7123 Před 4 lety +2

    It's addicting. "HoW do YoU kNOw thaT?" Um, no one's coming for you we've for that candy crush phase

  • @Spetia
    @Spetia Před 5 lety +16

    "Several hours." Casuals, casuals everywhere.

  • @nichola2666
    @nichola2666 Před 5 lety +771

    Japan’s highest selling book in 1985 was the guidebook to super Mario bros and people were pissed then too. Older people hated comics, magazines, and at one point people complained about younger generations looking at news papers too much. Generations just want to feel like they’re the best. It’s ego on a huge scale.

    • @PDZofficial
      @PDZofficial Před 5 lety +21

      It has nothing to do with generations. Fortnite is not a kids game by default, it's a game made for anyone who wants to play it. The generation to criticize Fortnite is the generation that Fortnite is created for. The ones who were pissed at Mario's popularity didn't have anything to compare it to because it was brand new.

    • @ajpj4057
      @ajpj4057 Před 5 lety +26

      It goes way back, one generation mentioned about how reading was ruining the youth. Its ingrained in our society.

    • @unoriginalyoutubename8761
      @unoriginalyoutubename8761 Před 5 lety +21

      @@PDZofficial
      Actually OP is right.
      Also the main demographic of Fortnite is children

    • @nichola2666
      @nichola2666 Před 5 lety +11

      ProjectDayZ something new no matter if it has anything to compare to it will always be embraced by the younger generation because they’re looking for something for themselves. It’s definitely a generation thing and the older a generation gets the less likely they latch on to something different and more likely to reject that difference.

    • @ta-rex104
      @ta-rex104 Před 5 lety

      @@unoriginalyoutubename8761 you´re killing stuff to win, i don´t think it´s made for 8 year olds tho.

  • @TheCrypto
    @TheCrypto Před 5 lety +368

    Hispanic Oprah..... im dying lol

  • @whydeecapri4192
    @whydeecapri4192 Před 5 lety

    That is so true everything that you said I appreciate watching your videos I think they are great you always speak exactly what is on my mind thank you

  • @anthonysaad574
    @anthonysaad574 Před 4 lety +10

    1:27 watching this video in feb 2020 and i hear that :((