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  • @BBCComedyGreats
    @BBCComedyGreats  Před 4 lety +95

    If you'll pardon the pun, here is even more "A Bit of Fry & Laurie" here: bit.ly/2OJKqZD

  • @jefgrailet7802
    @jefgrailet7802 Před 4 lety +1067

    0:53 I like how Hugh's character is more puzzled by "fly to Dover" than by "detonate our relatives"

    • @stayforthepeelpronpls4774
      @stayforthepeelpronpls4774 Před 4 lety +43

      JefGrailet The blooper reel shows multiple failed attempts at this part 😂

    • @paradise_valley
      @paradise_valley Před 2 lety +8

      @@stayforthepeelpronpls4774 how can I find it

    • @doinkstr
      @doinkstr Před měsícem

      Not even communist spies would willingly fly to Dover!

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 Před 4 lety +1118

    I like how this implies that either this shop hasn't had customers in 27 years (at least not any that say good morning) or this happens every time someone walks in.

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 Před 3 lety +11

      I thought same thing

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 Před 3 lety +44

      The shop probably opens at 1pm

    • @hgjfkd12345
      @hgjfkd12345 Před 3 lety +81

      I think the implication is that it's a self deprecating joke about British being rude and never saying good morning

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 Před 3 lety +34

      @@hgjfkd12345 Like that "Northener terrifies Londoners by saying hello" video?

    • @theodorepinnock1517
      @theodorepinnock1517 Před 3 lety +24

      @@hgjfkd12345 What? The British stereotype is that we're polite and formal to the point of stuck-upishness. The only people stereotypically more polite than us are the Canadians!

  • @jonathantillian6528
    @jonathantillian6528 Před 3 lety +611

    "Oh you are genuinely stupid. I do apologise."
    Words thought by every customer service person _ever._

    • @aosagi79
      @aosagi79 Před 3 lety +43

      I have, when dealing with particularly annoying customers, used the line: "We do try to accommodate our customers, but not being a hotel, we find it almost impossible" repeatedly, and with malice-aforethought. Until i my Scottish supervisor overheard me doing it, almost busted a gut suppressing his laughter, and then told me to never do that again.
      After which I referred to him as Mr Dalliard, and he menacingly dubbed me Arnold.
      In retail, you get your laughs in where you can.

    • @baronmeduse
      @baronmeduse Před 2 lety +1

      These days it's thought more about the customer 'service' person.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Před rokem +5

      @@aosagi79 Your boss seems like a lad. I hope he's not in rude health.

    • @RaynmanPlays
      @RaynmanPlays Před 2 měsíci +1

      Are you sure you want to use this sketch as an allegory? Because... yeah. Stupid people generally think that about people smarter than they are.

  • @MySisterIsASlytherin
    @MySisterIsASlytherin Před 4 lety +453

    “We do try to accommodate our customers, but not being a hotel we find it almost impossible.”

  • @JonnyCooper
    @JonnyCooper Před 9 měsíci +51

    "
    Let me ask a different question in the same way" - a wonderfully ridiculous phrase...

  • @thetenthplanet_
    @thetenthplanet_ Před rokem +121

    "Mr. Dalliard, I've gone peculiar now!" Is perhaps my favourite line in the whole skit.

    • @iggysixx
      @iggysixx Před 10 měsíci +4

      "..when your son turns out to be one of those 'drug jockeys' we're always reading about on television.." is a nice one too. So many hidden sillyness in this one :')
      Wednesday.
      "yes.. When's the day..?"

    • @NGorso1
      @NGorso1 Před 29 dny

      @@iggysixx Mr. Daliard warned him unbenddedly

  • @theplasmawolf
    @theplasmawolf Před 4 lety +566

    Fantastic acting by the actor playing mister Dalliard. Too bad he wasn't credited ;)

    • @kristianfischer9814
      @kristianfischer9814 Před 4 lety +23

      That was Derek Jacobi.

    • @Gongasoso
      @Gongasoso Před 4 lety +24

      The lady rubbing it into Hugh's face with salt was credited tho.

    • @misterjder1.831
      @misterjder1.831 Před 4 lety +19

      Rumors say it was Patrick Stewart himself

    • @peteandurnot
      @peteandurnot Před 4 lety +13

      He was having a plate of water

    • @agamjaini
      @agamjaini Před 3 lety +13

      It was Drax, the destroyer. He was so incredibly still that you couldn't see him

  • @krazykat1977
    @krazykat1977 Před 4 lety +229

    Mr Dalliard, I've gone peculiar now! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote Před 2 lety +77

    0:21 The way Laurie breaks the fourth wall here is perfect!

  • @Elvisbackpack
    @Elvisbackpack Před rokem +105

    I think I've watched this a hundred times and this is the first I've actually caught the line where Stephen says he and Mr. Dalliard were reading about people on television.

    • @B4rberblacksheep
      @B4rberblacksheep Před měsícem +2

      TELETEXT used to be very commonplace

    • @INeedANewHandle
      @INeedANewHandle Před 24 dny +2

      @@B4rberblacksheep That's besides the point, fry used antithesis and oximorons liberally

  • @dorayantz3649
    @dorayantz3649 Před 4 lety +59

    "A model aeroplane of water?" 😂😂🤣

  • @shanecommins7968
    @shanecommins7968 Před 8 měsíci +16

    The line about Comrade Milensky standing slightly to the left is such a silly little joke and i love it

  • @timwalker-taylor6010
    @timwalker-taylor6010 Před 4 lety +144

    Shame you cut the ending, when Steven Fry looks at the camera quizzically and says “Strange man!”

    • @stevetobin7495
      @stevetobin7495 Před 3 lety +18

      They seem to cut the ending off many of them

    • @wheedler
      @wheedler Před 12 dny +1

      That would've been a great punchline.

  • @AdilMalik6keys
    @AdilMalik6keys Před 2 lety +132

    Easily one of the best comedic shorts ever made. Stephen is brilliant with the non stop delivery. Such talent

  • @Paulthefonz
    @Paulthefonz Před 3 lety +57

    He seems so concerned when he confirms “a model airplane of water”

  • @amiqai
    @amiqai Před 4 lety +83

    *Legend has it that Mr. Dalliard is still walking towards Fry.*

  • @FoxtrotBravo101
    @FoxtrotBravo101 Před rokem +36

    The way Hugh slowly turns around when Stephen points at the imaginary woman in the corner gets me every time 😂😂😂

    • @PurtyPurple
      @PurtyPurple Před rokem +7

      Mr. Dalliard, I've gone peculiar now!

  • @Abiwg1910
    @Abiwg1910 Před 4 lety +202

    I’ve decided to name my pet in the future Dalliard because of this sketch, would name a child but they wouldn’t sell me the one at the pet shop

  • @rishivachaspathyastakala866
    @rishivachaspathyastakala866 Před 4 lety +195

    I feel like they only gave Stephen a character whereas Hugh will just be himself

    • @musettemusic8261
      @musettemusic8261 Před 4 lety +5

      Whereas themselves will transform untll they transfigure into eternity! 😀

    • @vivaldi1ett
      @vivaldi1ett Před 4 lety +14

      They both wrote all the sketches, Hugh is better at acting the fool Or a drunk

    • @cupguin
      @cupguin Před 4 lety +10

      It's comedy, Hugh Laurie is the straight man in this sketch. That's kinda standard...

    • @OperaLily
      @OperaLily Před 4 lety +24

      @@cupguin He's also the straight man in real life, but that's not related

    • @HelmutNevermore
      @HelmutNevermore Před 2 lety +5

      Maybe Stephen didn't tell Hugh it was a sketch at all.

  • @cassieosbourne7666
    @cassieosbourne7666 Před rokem +10

    “Mr Dalliard, I’ve gone peculiar now” 😂😂😂

  • @Nosregni
    @Nosregni Před 4 lety +163

    Last time I was this early , Comrade Stalin was still in rude health

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. Před 2 lety +10

    3:28 I like how he just kept that under the counter 🤣🤣

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels Před 3 lety +36

    I can't wait for model shops to open again so I can have interactions like this.

  • @42kellys
    @42kellys Před 4 lety +34

    I was screaming with delight and laughter at this one! The steady steam of misunderstandings peppered with insults in a very good English is just hysterical to listen to,

  • @KaiserAfini
    @KaiserAfini Před 3 lety +74

    I think Mr Dalliard's acting is top notch, a veritable tribute to silent cinema, his performance is so subtle that you wouldn't be blamed for believing there was no one there.

  • @friendgray1
    @friendgray1 Před 4 lety +110

    I always laugh when I read this sketch on the television

  • @camk9825
    @camk9825 Před rokem +9

    Every single second of this sketch is hilarious.

  • @hanscombe72
    @hanscombe72 Před 3 lety +13

    If I could spend my life working in an old school hobby shop like this one it would be a life not wasted.

  • @vivaldi1ett
    @vivaldi1ett Před 4 lety +67

    I can’t listen to Mr Fry on QI for example without seeing him in these comedy shows, he has a fantastic precise voice

  • @RikRiorik
    @RikRiorik Před 3 lety +15

    This sketch is so great it almost brings a joyful tear to my eye.

  • @johanneshe6939
    @johanneshe6939 Před 4 lety +25

    Mr Dalliard! Command the earth the swallow me up!

  • @heliopolis
    @heliopolis Před 28 dny +1

    It’s the sheer insanity of it I love so much. A lots of Fry and Laurie just gets better and better with age.

  • @thepayne7862
    @thepayne7862 Před 4 lety +6

    Just something about the way he says mr. Dalliard gets me every time.

  • @EliasH-video
    @EliasH-video Před 4 lety +15

    One of the best-written shows of all time. Absolutely razor sharp

  • @lll-bm1cp
    @lll-bm1cp Před 3 lety +5

    Nearly every line in this is quotable, i love it

  • @nasekiller
    @nasekiller Před 4 lety +20

    this customer must be a very talented anti-espionage officer indeed, figuring out the secret activation phrase on first try.

  • @Guitarbarella
    @Guitarbarella Před 4 lety +8

    LOVE HOW Stephen gets all Dadaesque

  • @avival66
    @avival66 Před 4 lety +10

    This is the best medicin for a covid19 lockdown...i live in Panamá waching this to cheer myself a little...wourdefilull 💌👌😃😄😀

  • @AmyDroify
    @AmyDroify Před 9 měsíci +1

    "A model airplane full of water?!" 😂😂😂

  • @KodeLiMe
    @KodeLiMe Před 3 lety +8

    Man, I remember play Super Sonic Hedgehog Brothers when I was a kid.

  • @TheRewasder97
    @TheRewasder97 Před 4 lety +15

    Can't get enough of it, revisiting it almost daily xD

  • @ron234halt
    @ron234halt Před 3 lety +10

    Watching this bit makes me truly understand why House's sense of humor was so scathingly brutal.

  • @jessyg17
    @jessyg17 Před rokem +6

    I don't know why, but I am quite sure that Mr. Dalliard is a rather large old tom cat. And that he is indeed crouched over a rifle.

  • @enthusedtosing9655
    @enthusedtosing9655 Před 11 měsíci

    I've Never seen this with such good image quality, thanks, the BBC

  • @ginvaas9229
    @ginvaas9229 Před 4 lety +9

    Now I wanna see Mr.Dalliard

  • @andrewcooper8155
    @andrewcooper8155 Před rokem +2

    Now I have to work "ready-sliced golf shots" into my daily conversations.

  • @krazykat1977
    @krazykat1977 Před 4 lety +11

    A MODEL AEROPLANE OF WATER?!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChestersonJack
    @ChestersonJack Před 2 lety +1

    The first fry and Laurie sketch I ever saw. A good one

  • @mickeymcnaughton2555
    @mickeymcnaughton2555 Před 3 lety +5

    That very naughty Comrade (actually Colonel) Malenski. In his lighter moments I feel certain that he would have been known for playing a few mean pranks on people after a vodka binge! I bet that after getting back to Moscow he would often reflect on how many times the model shop proprietor might be going through those lines and the "activated" routine any time a potential customer walked in and greeted him with THAT phrase. The comrade probably spotted an easy mark from the get go after observing the proprietor regularly carrying on a conversation with the invisible Mr Dalliard :-)

  • @6lu5ky86
    @6lu5ky86 Před 2 lety +4

    I'd want a tank... "A tank of water sir?!"

  • @goweresque
    @goweresque Před 3 lety +5

    This sketch was broadcast in 1995 (in Series 4) and presumably thus written at some point after 1992 (when Series 3 was broadcast). Thus when Stephen says early on that it is '27 summers' since he had his instructions from Comrade Malenski, that takes us back to 1965 at the earliest. Yet he also asks 'How is Comrade Stalin?' indicating he'd been undercover since a time when Stalin was alive, which means pre 1953, when Stalin died. Thus anyone alive in 1965, even in the USSR would have well known that Stalin was dead, indeed Khrushchev who succeeded Stalin as leader had already been replaced himself, by Brezhnev in 1964. Odd for Stephen to not have picked up on the discrepancy, given his huge range of general knowledge!

    • @aristidetwain9117
      @aristidetwain9117 Před 2 lety +6

      I think the line is intentionally absurd - and, perhaps, meant to be a hint that the model salesman is in fact just plain mad and never actually met any Malenski. After all, it's pretty clear Mr Dalliard is only a figment of his imagination, too…

    • @Veyron722skyhook
      @Veyron722skyhook Před 2 lety +1

      @@aristidetwain9117 I was gonna say myself, that's probably intentional that the dates don't line up.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Před 2 lety +2

      The salesman is clearly just off his rocker.

    • @neiledwards5100
      @neiledwards5100 Před 2 lety +2

      For goodness sake it’s a comedy sketch and not meant to be taken seriously

  • @dangerousdave123451
    @dangerousdave123451 Před měsícem

    Its the ready sliced golf shots that always gets me :D

    • @hughcaldwell1034
      @hughcaldwell1034 Před měsícem

      I was unfamiliar with this (and most other) golf terminology until recently. Upon learning the term, I flashed instantly back to this sketch and had a good retro-active chuckle.

  • @milad.nikzad
    @milad.nikzad Před 2 lety +2

    2:51 “A model aeroplane of water?!”

  • @sibadityapal1493
    @sibadityapal1493 Před 4 lety +11

    Mr. Dalliard, please pardon the pun.

  • @Sarah-ev1gj
    @Sarah-ev1gj Před 4 lety +14

    "Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure seems quiet"

  • @aengberg1
    @aengberg1 Před 3 lety +2

    So, so good.

  • @ryanellis4474
    @ryanellis4474 Před 4 lety +5

    Nothing short of genius

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 Před 2 lety +3

    “A *model aeroplane* of water!?”

  • @genericuser2339
    @genericuser2339 Před měsícem

    I just love the insanity of this sketch

  • @andrewpepper3145
    @andrewpepper3145 Před rokem +1

    A helpless seal pup called Arnold 😄

  • @Eleanor-yc6bw
    @Eleanor-yc6bw Před 4 lety +43

    A model?

  • @rd8586
    @rd8586 Před 4 lety +34

    Is the point of the sketch that he acts crazy so he doesn't blow his cover as a sleeper agent, or is he just crazy?

    • @martinhodge921
      @martinhodge921 Před 3 lety +11

      The point of this sketch, sir, is splunge.

    • @hankkingsley2976
      @hankkingsley2976 Před 3 lety +3

      @@martinhodge921 I don't want a yes man and don't disagree!!!

  • @philgreen5175
    @philgreen5175 Před 3 lety +2

    Bloody classic lol. Xx

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 Před rokem +1

    0:51 - and from the Auntie's Bloomers outtakes we now know that it took may takes for them to get this small part right, as Hugh continued to laugh and put off Stephen.

  • @abrahamcano6195
    @abrahamcano6195 Před 5 měsíci

    This is preciouss to me!

  • @mikegordey2163
    @mikegordey2163 Před 3 lety +2

    “A MODEL AIRPLANE OF WATER??”

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins Před 9 měsíci +2

    I'll take 1 plate of water...just because it'd be an interesting sight to have it delivered

  • @Jaxymann
    @Jaxymann Před 18 dny

    You know this is from the 90s from the use of "Supersonic Hedgehog Brothers" as a reference 😂

  • @jonathanbailey9075
    @jonathanbailey9075 Před 4 měsíci

    If you put this alongside Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch I'd take this every time. This is my favourite sketch of theirs. Absolutely faultless in every aspect, both the writing and performances. A Bit of Fry and Laurie is underrated. It should be acknowledged for what is is, top, top sketch comedy by two extraordinary talents.

  • @MonitorMichael
    @MonitorMichael Před měsícem

    Mr Dalliard is the real hero.

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango Před 6 měsíci

    Their finest moment together.

  • @TheMainManBD
    @TheMainManBD Před 4 lety +47

    Imagine Rowan in the scene as a second customer just messing around.

  • @msul78
    @msul78 Před 4 lety +4

    A model aero plane of water?!!

  • @tumbles8350
    @tumbles8350 Před rokem +2

    "we would love to accommodate our customers but we aren't a hotel" I need to use that at work

  • @philpritchard1737
    @philpritchard1737 Před 3 lety +1

    A model aeroplane of water?! :D :D

  • @entropy616
    @entropy616 Před rokem +4

    what if stephen murdured mr dalliard and keeping the shop open to avoid suspicions

  • @gregm9230
    @gregm9230 Před 9 měsíci

    Stephen Fry at his best! 😃

  • @en1909s9iah
    @en1909s9iah Před 4 lety +13

    wow what a crisp image!

  • @nooctip
    @nooctip Před rokem +2

    You'll notice Mr. Dalliard ignores all of this.

  • @jirdan4870
    @jirdan4870 Před 2 lety +1

    Relevant.

  • @TheAlixour
    @TheAlixour Před měsícem

    You remembered you remembered! Good Morning!

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 Před rokem +1

    ‘A model aeroplane of water!?’

  • @AUSSIETAIPAN
    @AUSSIETAIPAN Před 2 lety +2

    I think mr Dalliard and the Stig from Top Gear are the same person.

  • @f308gtb1977
    @f308gtb1977 Před 2 lety +3

    So ridiculous it’s genius.

  • @rubberface1424
    @rubberface1424 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Detonating relatives is all very well and sound, but flying to Dover? Simply shocking.

  • @Max-xr8su
    @Max-xr8su Před 4 lety +35

    Anyone watching this while in lockdown?

    • @JesusKrispies
      @JesusKrispies Před 4 lety +2

      Anyone watching this while their eyes are open?

    • @tomp6911
      @tomp6911 Před 4 lety

      Yes, and it is still perfect :)

  • @jrt2007gjdje
    @jrt2007gjdje Před 27 dny

    One must be on LSD to write this. Fascinating.

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx
    @CoRLex-jh5vx Před 3 lety +2

    I fully believe this is a daily occurrence

  • @chazchequer9862
    @chazchequer9862 Před 7 měsíci

    I like how he checks whether or not the dude knows about planes and plastic struts or not 🧐💥

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer Před 2 lety +2

    Super Sonic Hedgehog Brothers is my favourite game.

  • @bentullett6068
    @bentullett6068 Před 2 lety +2

    Must remember to be careful when going into a model shop now

  • @Jakegothicsnake
    @Jakegothicsnake Před rokem +6

    Mr. Dalliard is Stephen Fry’s imaginary friend/lover.

  • @TheArcher101
    @TheArcher101 Před rokem +1

    I wonder how many seal pups are called Arnold

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek Před 3 lety

    Good Mourning

  • @greg_4201
    @greg_4201 Před 8 měsíci

    "a model aeroplane of water!?''

  • @inthegrass11
    @inthegrass11 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I can't decide if it's funnier if Mr Dalliard is real or imaginary

  • @jel2106
    @jel2106 Před 8 měsíci

    A model aeroplane of water is my favourite form of measurement for water.

  • @lunsj
    @lunsj Před 8 měsíci

    When I make a faux pas I'm genuinely going to start looking over my shoulder and say to no one "Mr. Dalliard! Command the earth to swallow me up!"

  • @funfox8133
    @funfox8133 Před 3 lety +3

    Original genius - wish F&L would reform for one last series!