Minecraft, but if I laugh I die

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024

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  • @jbailey5061
    @jbailey5061 Před 3 lety +4116

    Shoutout to Carson's chat for making this as easy as possible for him

    • @jesseharrold1812
      @jesseharrold1812 Před 3 lety +184

      Furthermore, shout out to Carson for still fucking it up. We wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @invizcharlie9477
      @invizcharlie9477 Před 3 lety +243

      Why is Carson's chat so painfully unfunny at least with youtube you can dislike the unfunny comments

    • @opal9583
      @opal9583 Před 3 lety +63

      @@invizcharlie9477 I mean, technically you can dislike comments but it don't do anything

    • @M.eefgr5
      @M.eefgr5 Před 3 lety +13

      @@invizcharlie9477 just like twomad’s chat/media shares

    • @christophercastellano2861
      @christophercastellano2861 Před 3 lety

      im this kids friend im cool

  • @xmsjd
    @xmsjd Před 3 lety +5523

    I like how he cut out a substantial amount of the “In Water, Chimps Will Drown” being donated 184 times in the space of 5 minutes and how it literally lost its funniness within 1 minute

    • @viridiansurf
      @viridiansurf Před 3 lety +372

      now that ive seen an actual frequency, im suddenly very glad i wasnt there to see it-

    • @aimbotarrow5981
      @aimbotarrow5981 Před 3 lety +201

      That’s two every second holy shit

    • @barrier5649
      @barrier5649 Před 3 lety +69

      @@aimbotarrow5981 it was insane bro

    • @glarphen306
      @glarphen306 Před 3 lety +146

      @@aimbotarrow5981 people were spamming it for over half an hour

    • @alesisvgh
      @alesisvgh Před 3 lety +94

      i left the stream after the 5th chimps will drown dono it was so cringe

  • @mink5251
    @mink5251 Před 3 lety +3386

    Disappointed that this video wasn’t just the 5 hours where “In water, chimps will drown” played over and over

    • @digglesgiggless
      @digglesgiggless Před 3 lety +139

      At least someone else appreciated that moment.

    • @OfficialFo
      @OfficialFo Před 3 lety +92

      in chimps, water will drown

    • @kenjoda
      @kenjoda Před 3 lety +137

      Thank God, the CallMeCarson community realising that repeating jokes isn’t funny

    • @invizcharlie9477
      @invizcharlie9477 Před 3 lety +19

      @@kenjoda More like the CallMeCarson editor

    • @Kelgo102
      @Kelgo102 Před 3 lety +1

      In water, chimps will drown. Rwheeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan Před 3 lety +5793

    Minecraft but every 60 seconds, a minute passes

  • @chikitabowow
    @chikitabowow Před 3 lety +7207

    I love how Carsons chat has such a weak meme game that he manages to make himself laugh more than the chat did

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML Před 3 lety +41

      I don’t see the need to slight the chats fuckin “meme game,” but you do you I guess

    • @witcheshazel
      @witcheshazel Před 3 lety +602

      @@Flash4ML why tf you so aggressive bruv

    • @phromgeskiddybop2807
      @phromgeskiddybop2807 Před 3 lety +397

      @@Flash4ML because the stream was incredibly sad

    • @phromgeskiddybop2807
      @phromgeskiddybop2807 Před 3 lety +33

      Poor cargskon

    • @flak3645
      @flak3645 Před 3 lety +327

      @@Flash4ML unfortunately, he isnt too out of pocket since Carson laughed like 7 times in the 3 hour stream, 5 of them being from him just laughing at himself while he kept saying that he saw each meme already.

  • @caitlinhollingshead3030
    @caitlinhollingshead3030 Před 3 lety +4605

    alternate title: carson laughs at his own jokes and gives up on the video idea

  • @alexfehrenbacher7217
    @alexfehrenbacher7217 Před 3 lety +827

    4:26
    And it was at this moment that every other drowning monkey video was edited out because chat isn’t funny

  • @Spongebob12485
    @Spongebob12485 Před 3 lety +3877

    Carson: *Breathes*
    People: That didn't age well...😬

    • @benandwyattproductions1595
      @benandwyattproductions1595 Před 3 lety +29

      i don't know man kinda sounds to me like you're defending a predator 😬

    • @Spongebob12485
      @Spongebob12485 Před 3 lety +291

      @@benandwyattproductions1595 nah its just like I was showing what everyone's doing since carson got convicted

    • @trentiify
      @trentiify Před 3 lety +515

      @@benandwyattproductions1595 he isnt a predator you smoothbrain.

    • @jimym__
      @jimym__ Před 3 lety +165

      @Ben and Wyatt Productions not a predator bro...

    • @S1lkr0d
      @S1lkr0d Před 3 lety +184

      @@benandwyattproductions1595 he's not a predator dumb dumb. He did nothing wrong Lmao

  • @Satanashell
    @Satanashell Před 3 lety +3550

    I like how the editor cut out all the times they media shared "in water, chimps will drown"

    • @nocarbonationtm21
      @nocarbonationtm21 Před 3 lety +72

      wait how many times did chat play it

    • @mxkl4463
      @mxkl4463 Před 3 lety +381

      @@nocarbonationtm21 184 in 10 min

    • @nocarbonationtm21
      @nocarbonationtm21 Před 3 lety +229

      @@mxkl4463 That's commitment. I have literally never seen as much commitment to things as I have on the internet, like in comment sections and live chats.

    • @mxkl4463
      @mxkl4463 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Salza02 you do know that I was joking?

    • @orangeman3220
      @orangeman3220 Před 3 lety +37

      @@mxkl4463 he was playing off your joke my guy

  • @UnstoppableLIVE
    @UnstoppableLIVE Před 3 lety +5141

    Fun fact: In water, chimps will drown

  • @hellothere5871
    @hellothere5871 Před 3 lety +816

    Honestly, it’s more of a challenge to find something Carson hasn't seen on the internet than it is to make him laugh.

  • @zadeil
    @zadeil Před 3 lety +1671

    Pain.

  • @kinghotsauce4081
    @kinghotsauce4081 Před 3 lety +15458

    Oh boy this man looks good at the game. I hope he doesn’t chuckle at a forest fire
    Edit: this really be a bruh moment

    • @frackingfluidinjection
      @frackingfluidinjection Před 3 lety +458

      He looks very talented. I hope he doesn’t chuckle at the thought of twomad’s home

    • @schnoomimimi
      @schnoomimimi Před 3 lety +280

      looks like a skilled fella! hope he doesn’t crack himself up over his own joke about the dream smp :-)

    • @barackobama1381
      @barackobama1381 Před 3 lety +164

      What a smashing dude, I hope he doesn’t somewhat laugh at monke in car

    • @imsane1724
      @imsane1724 Před 3 lety +45

      @@barackobama1381 thanks, Obama

    • @barackobama1381
      @barackobama1381 Před 3 lety +41

      @@imsane1724 no problem kind stranger

  • @javenderdannn3662
    @javenderdannn3662 Před 3 lety +1652

    this stream was just "in water, chimps drown." OVER AND OVER AND OVER

    • @xikuno
      @xikuno Před 3 lety +51

      "in chimps, water drowns"

    • @whorogium
      @whorogium Před 3 lety +165

      That's what makes these kinds of streams unbearable for me. If he laughs at a video, get ready for chat to make you despise it before 30 more minutes have passed.
      "Oh hey he laughed at that one video, how about we submit it 50 MORE TIMES"

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 Před 3 lety +68

      Don't mess with us CallMeCarson fans!
      We repeat the same jokes over and over and think unfunny memes are funny

    • @Tdarkknight362
      @Tdarkknight362 Před 3 lety +25

      It was somewhat funny the first time, but then chat spammed the same video for almost 30 minutes. This vod was boring as shit.

    • @LaiLai-2111
      @LaiLai-2111 Před 3 lety +18

      NEW STIMULI, MUST REPEAT JOKE

  • @bruhify
    @bruhify Před 3 lety +9603

    sounds like a really hard challenge

    • @editbeck
      @editbeck Před 3 lety +8

      Ya

    • @jqden758
      @jqden758 Před 3 lety +52

      WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

    • @bruhify
      @bruhify Před 3 lety +119

      @@jqden758 i use the justin y method

    • @wiku0258
      @wiku0258 Před 3 lety +15

      is this justin y's brother? lmao I saw you last on boffiy's vid

    • @jqden758
      @jqden758 Před 3 lety +9

      @@bruhify Understandable, have a nice day

  • @shadels_load
    @shadels_load Před 3 lety +1865

    i enjoy this video and no i didnt come here after the drama i enjoy watching his videos

  • @sapling_hoshii
    @sapling_hoshii Před 3 lety +1633

    “Maybe I’m a tougher cookie to crack.”
    *IN WATER, CHIMPS WILL DROWN.*

    • @Hayden49
      @Hayden49 Před 3 lety +35

      Fun fact: in water, chimps will dtoen

    • @Hayden49
      @Hayden49 Před 3 lety +11

      @@r3is647 yes they will dtoen

    • @_Iss
      @_Iss Před 3 lety +16

      @@Hayden49 sad reality. we will all dtoen

    • @Hayden49
      @Hayden49 Před 3 lety +4

      @@_Iss ied i mwan

    • @pallasdotmp4
      @pallasdotmp4 Před 3 lety +5

      Fun fact: in water, chimps will dtoen

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies Před 3 lety +1875

    I think Carson forgets how bad his chat's humor can be. Y'all remember that Lunch Club do not laugh challenge ruined because all the media share video's were painfully unfunny?

    • @Equetix
      @Equetix Před 3 lety +166

      Yeah the "THINGS I PUT MY ASS. COINS. COINS. COINS" thing was so painfully annoying. It got spammed so much

    • @user-nk9rg8er1v
      @user-nk9rg8er1v Před 3 lety +19

      Unfunny to you*

    • @user-nk9rg8er1v
      @user-nk9rg8er1v Před 3 lety +38

      @@Salza02 many people have different types of humor tastes- you trying to correct me isn’t gonna do anything....

    • @hyperanemoia8842
      @hyperanemoia8842 Před 3 lety +81

      @@user-nk9rg8er1v even if it was funny the first time it was spammed so much that it became unfunny

    • @MIKA-ou1sp
      @MIKA-ou1sp Před 3 lety +56

      @@user-nk9rg8er1v kinda hypocritical to say correcting isn't gonna do anything when you tried correcting them...

  • @cark_irl
    @cark_irl Před 3 lety +14616

    please make carson smp

  • @Klaus_chzy
    @Klaus_chzy Před 3 lety +328

    4:25 in water chimps will drown
    Everyone: now this is comedy

  • @carrotfriend22
    @carrotfriend22 Před 3 lety +483

    Carson: make me laugh
    Chat: no
    Carson: time to take matters into my own hands

    • @sylviebird
      @sylviebird Před 3 lety

      I'm not gonna blow up manberg. honestly I've accepted that chat SUCKS

  • @medium.kahuna
    @medium.kahuna Před 3 lety +421

    Carson: Maybe I'll be a tougher cookie to crack than I thought
    In WaTEr CHimPs WIlL DrOWn

  • @totothesquid6239
    @totothesquid6239 Před 3 lety +2233

    carson laughing at his own tommy and wilbur bit is oddly hilarious to me

  • @aug3842
    @aug3842 Před 3 lety +37

    Looking at the transition between comments 1 month ago and comments 3 weeks ago is fun tbh

  • @ItsRubenMorris
    @ItsRubenMorris Před 3 lety +1486

    Any time I see the “In the beninging” clip, I feel this weird sense of South African patriotism. Like hell yeah, that’s our dumb ex-president.

  • @markimoo653
    @markimoo653 Před 3 lety +1224

    "Can I kill the ender dragon?"
    "Yes, but only a spoonful"
    "Say no more"

  • @waningbloom
    @waningbloom Před 3 lety +1984

    Alternative Title: "Laughing and Crying at the same time."

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety

      KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear wan

    • @weakw1ll
      @weakw1ll Před 3 lety +1

      AxxL that lil vinny diss track kinda hard tho

    • @brokeboiswag
      @brokeboiswag Před 3 lety

      Too basic

    • @beCCmepThBM
      @beCCmepThBM Před 3 lety

      @Sonia Cheng crying cuz crying releases shit in your brain that makes you happy

    • @kingrichard6150
      @kingrichard6150 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AxxLAfriku I’ve seen you saying the same things for the past 2 years on CZcams in reply sections

  • @dripgoku7062
    @dripgoku7062 Před 3 lety +93

    Honestly, I still love this guy

  • @mischiefofrats
    @mischiefofrats Před 3 lety +3102

    What I learned: Carson’s chat is usually really unfunny

    • @you-ce9mg
      @you-ce9mg Před 3 lety +107

      always

    • @EvanPlaysPc
      @EvanPlaysPc Před 3 lety +85

      Yeah they're awful

    • @unaisqureshi5812
      @unaisqureshi5812 Před 3 lety +192

      They always spam the same videos and repeat the same jokes, that were only funny for a couple of times.

    • @you-ce9mg
      @you-ce9mg Před 3 lety +4

      @@unaisqureshi5812 pain

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 Před 3 lety +56

      I watched this stream for 10 minutes and left immediately after cause chat was so unfunny it was just boring

  • @crdoesstuff6377
    @crdoesstuff6377 Před 3 lety +483

    Carson be like: “In the beninging, you mine the wood.”

  • @nekopuppet
    @nekopuppet Před 3 lety +255

    "Please be funny."
    Like he is asking for death.

  • @purpleanic1581
    @purpleanic1581 Před 3 lety +171

    I'm convinced that if someone in the chat posted the "when cereal haves milk" meme Carson would've lost his shit

  • @SciencemanYT
    @SciencemanYT Před 3 lety +1059

    “I’m not pretending, I’m just stupid.”
    -Carson 2020
    Edit: Ok so this didn’t age well

    • @lemieux-z8933
      @lemieux-z8933 Před 3 lety +9

      Bruh, I tell my mother that all the time

    • @mewtwotwo1507
      @mewtwotwo1507 Před 3 lety +3

      That part came on right as i read this comment. Lol

    • @amzy1496
      @amzy1496 Před 3 lety

      Mood

    • @jovonsam9643
      @jovonsam9643 Před 3 lety

      @@mewtwotwo1507 bro same wtf

    • @madisnzz
      @madisnzz Před 3 lety

      I thought stupid said straight for a second

  • @gubbins_3499
    @gubbins_3499 Před 3 lety +386

    This whole video is literally just Carson making himself laugh

  • @-FrodoBaggins-
    @-FrodoBaggins- Před 3 lety +711

    Do this but like in a discord call, so that it is even HARDER. And everyone has to try and not laugh

  • @Spudy
    @Spudy Před 3 lety +703

    I hate knowing that during this stream Carson would’ve been dealing with his friends cutting ties with him, you would’ve never been able to tell, that’s what sucks

    • @limeandrey
      @limeandrey Před 3 lety +4

      shit...

    • @theclockworkcadaver7025
      @theclockworkcadaver7025 Před 3 lety +160

      They were never friends if they drop him at the first sign of trouble. Like Slimecicle calling the fucking feds immediately. Literally just clout-chasing orbiters at that point.

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 Před 3 lety +53

      @@theclockworkcadaver7025 I mean Carson admitted to it and probably was willing to face the consequences so Charlie calling the feds was the responsible thing to do

    • @aznelprod7548
      @aznelprod7548 Před 3 lety +98

      @@equaius893 he was 19 and she was 17 how is that responsible?

    • @Harrisonmego
      @Harrisonmego Před 3 lety +9

      It's almost like people have a real life outside of gaming

  • @neapanther497
    @neapanther497 Před 3 lety +1351

    Last time I was this early, pizza still had a job.

  • @bwaindead5539
    @bwaindead5539 Před 3 lety +820

    Carson’s chat: okay that wasn’t really a laugh
    Wilburs chat: _He LaUgHeD i SaW hiM LaUgH_

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal Před 3 lety +24

      Thing is, Wilbur chuckled every 2 seconds.

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal Před 3 lety +14

      @Sprunk Papa No, most of the time he makes some excuse and keeps going

    • @AmogusTheAdogus
      @AmogusTheAdogus Před 3 lety +8

      At least Wilbur's chat has a good sense of humour unlike Carson's

    • @trashysage
      @trashysage Před 3 lety +5

      @@AmogusTheAdogus and Wilbur's chat tends to send more wholesome stuff while most of Carson's chat is just random loud nonsense so ig since they're both very different people they attract people with very different humor so that might explain why Wilbur's chat tends to have better humor like that chat can get annoying especially with the Tommy Innit spam

    • @AmogusTheAdogus
      @AmogusTheAdogus Před 3 lety

      @@trashysage Epic

  • @theoldworldwarrior451
    @theoldworldwarrior451 Před 3 lety +152

    Where is the 20 minutes of "in water chimps will drown"

    • @kailin6375
      @kailin6375 Před 3 lety +7

      Disappointed that this video wasn’t just the 5 hours where “In water, chimps will drown” played over and over

  • @squishysquidward2507
    @squishysquidward2507 Před 3 lety +301

    I'm so hyped for Carson to come back and do more shit like this, I miss it so much lmao

    • @animebabe7398
      @animebabe7398 Před 3 lety +3

      bro so true, i wanna see more of his cat when he comes back

    • @RalseiGaming
      @RalseiGaming Před 3 lety +39

      @@animebabe7398 i’m hyped for when carson comes back when he was first canceled i actually went and looked through all the evidence and went though the legal system for what he was accused of and the law he broke was pretty much only for 50 year olds who try and date kids and looking at accounts of grooming what carson did hardly even counts as grooming not once he use his fame to his advantage like many claim and i even have a cousin who is a lawyer and with the evidence i gave him about the case he said carson is innocent cause in legal standards age gapes in cases like this don’t really count unless it’s a 8 year difference and i think in a way the cancelation helped carson find out who his true friends are and fans
      only his loyal fans stick around and even though he lost some subs currently most people subbed to him like him for who he is as a person and a lot of the people canceling him are under 18 and dating people in there 20s

    • @animebabe7398
      @animebabe7398 Před 3 lety +9

      @@RalseiGaming holy shit that’s dedication

    • @gavrat1915
      @gavrat1915 Před 3 lety +3

      Ralsei Gaming mad dedication

    • @grogangames4898
      @grogangames4898 Před 3 lety +1

      My friend the time has come

  • @elsonalquiza4432
    @elsonalquiza4432 Před 3 lety +375

    At least his laugh is not forced like Twomad’s try not to laugh series

    • @thenonchalantzealot1000
      @thenonchalantzealot1000 Před 3 lety +27

      or Markiplier's.

    • @Jetman27
      @Jetman27 Před 3 lety +55

      Yeah but with twomad he fakes (almost) laugh so people will donate more, thats business

    • @luckymackerel777
      @luckymackerel777 Před 3 lety +8

      my mans hustlin if he wants 2 jebait 12 year olds with their parents credit cards let em

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM Před 3 lety +25

      @@thenonchalantzealot1000 i feel like marks laughs are genuine, i mean...guys expressive as hell, and loud as hell too

    • @thenonchalantzealot1000
      @thenonchalantzealot1000 Před 3 lety +7

      @Luke Fraczek I've heard him laugh to his friends' jokes when he wasn't the one recording. I know it's real, but it sounds so fake. It sounds like a voice actor making a laugh for their character.

  • @lilliegreenlaw
    @lilliegreenlaw Před 3 lety +270

    Unironically, I can't wait for the let's play. Carson is one of the most chill minecrafters I've watched, and I'm excited to see him get back to it.

    • @mister4y
      @mister4y Před 3 lety +16

      well, he is not QUITE dream

    • @AC-uy6kz
      @AC-uy6kz Před 3 lety +1

      @@mister4y dream isn’t that chill rlly and actually more energetic rlly

    • @armedi2814
      @armedi2814 Před 3 lety +1

      I hope he does some fun things like rescuing a ghast, or capturing a ravager

  • @irishtaco6496
    @irishtaco6496 Před 3 lety +42

    10:17 The chimp has drowned

  • @Aphyli
    @Aphyli Před 3 lety +380

    don't worry, i'm just passing through and revisiting memories before they're gone
    shit still fucking hurts

    • @dimo6994
      @dimo6994 Před 3 lety +34

      He s not a pedo tho and hell come back

    • @ElloItsSmee
      @ElloItsSmee Před 3 lety +2

      Boo fuckin hoo

    • @cool_corvid
      @cool_corvid Před 3 lety +31

      It really does hurt, but he'll heal from the drama and come back. And even if he doesn't, we always have the memories.

    • @thefunkyfetus5043
      @thefunkyfetus5043 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dimo6994 he isn't a pedo but what he did was illegal

    • @FlashDrive356
      @FlashDrive356 Před 3 lety

      I almost feel bad for watching him but it's so funny.

  • @jqden758
    @jqden758 Před 3 lety +455

    Carson laughing has me screaming in joy

  • @rocksterking6358
    @rocksterking6358 Před 3 lety +270

    Carson: *Breathes slightly harder*
    The entire chat: And I took that personally.

  • @elb4b0s08
    @elb4b0s08 Před 3 lety +436

    12:33 that mountain looks like the dog from the show of Peter Griffin

    • @mircocapra4531
      @mircocapra4531 Před 3 lety +30

      Brian from Family Guy?

    • @caesardelatorre6893
      @caesardelatorre6893 Před 3 lety +24

      This dude doesn't know who brian is how old and uncultured are you.

    • @elb4b0s08
      @elb4b0s08 Před 3 lety +26

      @@caesardelatorre6893 I just forgot his name and the name of the show, don't be mad bro xd

    • @caesardelatorre6893
      @caesardelatorre6893 Před 3 lety +11

      @@elb4b0s08 im angry

    • @mrlemonad6187
      @mrlemonad6187 Před 3 lety +16

      Ah yes the show of Peter griffin lmaoo

  • @matttx3648
    @matttx3648 Před 3 lety +49

    Honestly Carson made me laugh the most on CZcams, I miss his content and it’s crazy that I just got his video recommended to me when I needed a laugh the most, hope you’re doing well.

  • @terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39
    @terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39 Před 3 lety +66

    i like how carson is easy to make laugh but the real challenge was dealing with how painfully unfunny the chat was

  • @spacetaco048
    @spacetaco048 Před 3 lety +154

    I'm hearing a lot of people say "ive never beaten minecraft by myself/ legitimately yet... and to that I say me neither and I'm glad I wasn't alone on this.

    • @uwnoodle
      @uwnoodle Před 3 lety +13

      in my 5 years of playing minecraft i have never killed the ender dragon in survival

    • @spacetaco048
      @spacetaco048 Před 3 lety +9

      @@uwnoodle in my 7 years of playing Minecraft I’ve never beat it in survival...

    • @infernoblaze3493
      @infernoblaze3493 Před 3 lety +3

      The cave sounds stop me from beating the game

    • @spacetaco048
      @spacetaco048 Před 3 lety +1

      I tried rushing the ender dragon yesterday... piglins camped my nether portal and creepers camped my dirt hut...

    • @PajamaOperator
      @PajamaOperator Před 3 lety +1

      only on creative mode for me lmaooo... im glad im not alone too haha

  • @goredCadaver
    @goredCadaver Před 3 lety +318

    Watching him make fun of the DreamSMP as someone who watches a lot of DreamSMP stuff makes it funnier tbfh.

  • @sltrskid
    @sltrskid Před 3 lety +807

    even after the controversy, carson's laugh is contagious

    • @ladvertisement3587
      @ladvertisement3587 Před 3 lety +10

      @@snuzieB No he's just saying that when he laughs it's hard not to laugh with him

    • @Harrisonmego
      @Harrisonmego Před 3 lety +7

      What is the point of this stupid comment

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid Před 3 lety +22

      @@Harrisonmego what is the point of this stupid reply

    • @cookieguy9885
      @cookieguy9885 Před 3 lety +5

      @Akshar Pokala your comment is the stupidest lol

    • @sltrskid
      @sltrskid Před 3 lety +3

      @Akshar Pokala you really out here saying that without realizing "stupider" isn't a word 💀
      and, if my comment was stupid, why fucking pay attention to it??

  • @sajeelghuman2155
    @sajeelghuman2155 Před 3 lety +93

    It just hurts at this point

  • @rem-rem7178
    @rem-rem7178 Před 3 lety +138

    Video: In water, chimps will drown!
    Carson: *Dies*

  • @onyonwing3583
    @onyonwing3583 Před 3 lety +178

    pain.

  • @Damon42069
    @Damon42069 Před 3 lety +518

    It’s so sad to think about the gold this man was gonna create

    • @Dommbuscus
      @Dommbuscus Před 3 lety +46

      Twitter killed the innocent man, and he might not come back

    • @therealmania
      @therealmania Před 3 lety +10

      Carson does a little trolling

    • @nec6239
      @nec6239 Před 3 lety +1

      Literally omg

    • @Dommbuscus
      @Dommbuscus Před 3 lety +23

      @Dolt What does he even need to be held accountable for? He's not a pedo, he didn't abuse his power, he didn't brush it off or anything

    • @peratattica
      @peratattica Před 3 lety +4

      @@Dommbuscus actions still happened and he was kinda in the wrong, but the problem here is that he really didn't deserve all of that

  • @oblxvious
    @oblxvious Před 3 lety +455

    I am so disappointed in myself for laughing at the georgenotfound gay clip.

  • @purrspctiv
    @purrspctiv Před 3 lety +34

    Some godly comedic timing right there with “the nice thing about the buildings one is that it was funny.” and the fart sound video pops up

  • @hellothere5871
    @hellothere5871 Před 3 lety +367

    Fans: *sends quality memes*
    Carson: “dunno guys maybe your not that funny.”
    Carson: *Sees forest fire*
    Carson: Now this is peak comedy.

    • @dylancampbell3531
      @dylancampbell3531 Před 3 lety +12

      To be fair, we didn’t see all the other ones that were not put in the video

    • @gavintantleff
      @gavintantleff Před 3 lety +69

      Well they were shit memes

    • @trent5807
      @trent5807 Před 3 lety +43

      "quality"

    • @butterenjoyer
      @butterenjoyer Před 3 lety +34

      I saw the VOD, 90 percent of the vids were garbage, 9 percent he had already seen...

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 Před 3 lety +26

      After Carson laughed to "In water, chimps will drown!" for the first time, everybody began spamming the video in hopes Carson would laugh again.

  • @cyd_hunter99
    @cyd_hunter99 Před 3 lety +1314

    "Maybe you guys aren't funny"
    Well, they're CallMeCarson fans... were they ever funny?

    • @red-vg2ds
      @red-vg2ds Před 3 lety +71

      one community, one exclusive shitty sense of humor

    • @stabbedacrylic4715
      @stabbedacrylic4715 Před 3 lety +35

      then who be you, traveler. if ye not of the cult then ye here for alternate reasons, do tell.

    • @hundbait
      @hundbait Před 3 lety +20

      *Points gun at himself*

    • @nadnerb_sr20
      @nadnerb_sr20 Před 3 lety +44

      The fans essentially have Carsons sense of humor, but unlike Carson, its spread throughout them all and isn't concentrated into one person

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming Před 3 lety +11

      Calling out for bad humor then making a 5 year old joke.
      GG

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie Před 3 lety +52

    Imagine he was still doing the no laughing thing and he laughed at "ring your iron spoon"

  • @CatMeow__
    @CatMeow__ Před 3 lety +559

    Damn everything hurts lmao, anyone else worried about him? :/ someone needs to help him out

    • @Ethan-wq2et
      @Ethan-wq2et Před 3 lety +59

      Krinios is still looking out for him thankfully

    • @slik-0974
      @slik-0974 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Ethan-wq2et really that's good to hear

    • @Bonelessben2210
      @Bonelessben2210 Před 3 lety +12

      @@Ethan-wq2et Ethan it’s Ben😳 Ben hall

    • @ajyomastr
      @ajyomastr Před 3 lety +3

      @@Ethan-wq2et Ethan... I think Ben Hall knows you

    • @griffindilley9683
      @griffindilley9683 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Ethan-wq2et I think this Ben guy knows you Ethan

  • @NaterTater26
    @NaterTater26 Před 3 lety +344

    Bruh CZcams really recommended this video during this whole situation lmao

  • @kdl256
    @kdl256 Před 3 lety +19

    Me: depressed
    Carson: how about I just squeeze right on in there

  • @L0CV5T
    @L0CV5T Před 3 lety +17

    14:19 i actually chugged a bang once and absolutely bombed a math test and broke down in tears. I think i got a ~20% on it.

  • @VadiumMusic
    @VadiumMusic Před 3 lety +118

    8:54 "callmecarson was killed by [intentional game design]"

    • @coffee4682
      @coffee4682 Před 3 lety +2

      I don’t know how he could fuck that up

  • @kanyesouth1631
    @kanyesouth1631 Před 3 lety +5

    I got this in my recommended, I haven't gotten a Carson video recommended to me in ages, perhaps it is a sign

  • @mayravixx25
    @mayravixx25 Před 3 lety +106

    Been rewatching some of these videos now that Carson seems to be making a return to the internet. I honestly don't even care about the controversy earlier this year, I just miss him so much.

    • @olsamthememegodbicyclechin
      @olsamthememegodbicyclechin Před 3 lety +2

      CARSON COME BACK WE NEED YOU BRO

    • @mayravixx25
      @mayravixx25 Před 3 lety +1

      @@olsamthememegodbicyclechin Fr!

    • @reptul7746
      @reptul7746 Před 3 lety +4

      I never cared for it in the first place, just hoping the funnies from carson make a return soon
      Even if it means sitting through an obligatory "apology" video to please people

  • @advertise3606YT
    @advertise3606YT Před 3 lety +72

    Carson is a genuinely funny guy, but he keeps holding himself back at times.

  • @JayBeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @JayBeeeeeeeeeeeeee Před 3 lety +5

    I miss this, god carson please just come back we need you and a lot of use miss you

  • @dillonpopken1764
    @dillonpopken1764 Před 3 lety +40

    "Why is it so busted"
    -Cuts to 30 creepers exploding

  • @wef6146
    @wef6146 Před 3 lety +292

    Carson: **Exists**
    Normies in his comment section: Oof Eesh That didn't age well, Cringe 😬😬.

    • @thefunkyfetus5043
      @thefunkyfetus5043 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah it sucks he did that :(

    • @qtorer0r19
      @qtorer0r19 Před 3 lety +29

      @@thefunkyfetus5043 wasn't even that bad though

    • @funerxl4350
      @funerxl4350 Před 3 lety +31

      @@qtorer0r19 people love to blow things out of proportion. The situation wasn't necessarily good, but to call him a pedo is absurd.

    • @Artur_without_the_H
      @Artur_without_the_H Před 3 lety +7

      I hope he comes back, i dont care.

    • @NateTheGreat274
      @NateTheGreat274 Před 3 lety +1

      @illumi zoldyck he owned cp from multiple people

  • @shrimpymcswimmington728
    @shrimpymcswimmington728 Před 3 lety +4

    For those who weren’t at the stream “In water, chimps will drown” was the only thing playing for about 10 minutes

  • @adamkang4522
    @adamkang4522 Před 3 lety +158

    When the first comment is “haha funny”:
    haha funny

  • @therealmania
    @therealmania Před 3 lety +6

    *OUR BOY'S COMING HOME*

  • @dustintagudin7602
    @dustintagudin7602 Před 3 lety +126

    Carson come back, everybody without anime profile pictures miss you.

  • @zach3021
    @zach3021 Před 3 lety +206

    We miss you man. Hope you’re doing well.
    Edit: HELL yeah!

    • @Ozzy4201
      @Ozzy4201 Před 3 lety +11

      He recently tweeted "Give me a little bit longer 👍"

    • @genesimmons90
      @genesimmons90 Před 3 lety

      @@Ozzy4201 He also tweeted something along the lines of "give me a few more weeks" like 2 days ago.

    • @dougrattmann321
      @dougrattmann321 Před 3 lety

      You're never gonna believe this man, I think he's back

  • @trxhxrdx6777
    @trxhxrdx6777 Před 3 lety +130

    Carson: how the f do u do beds
    Bed: *explodes*
    Carson: *face of disappointment*

  • @phildamaster7382
    @phildamaster7382 Před 3 lety +292

    I didn't realise now unfunny Carson's chat was until now

    • @totallyrealcia
      @totallyrealcia Před 3 lety +8

      There were a few decently funny clips right up until after the first time he laughs

    • @ghoto_777
      @ghoto_777 Před 3 lety +2

      Good thing carson can somewhat save it

    • @scalycoronet5198
      @scalycoronet5198 Před 3 lety +20

      The most vocal people are the least funny. It’s all 9 year olds with their moms credit cards, the rest of the chat are like the comment sections on his videos: annoying, but mildly amusing

  • @eliasmsv3156
    @eliasmsv3156 Před 3 lety +3

    12:34 OMG it's doofenschmirtz evil inc.

  • @frankusmcspankus1531
    @frankusmcspankus1531 Před 3 lety +20

    I find it hilarious that he made himself laugh half of the times he had to reset.

  • @vistanoive1235
    @vistanoive1235 Před 3 lety +39

    I legit read that as "if I die I laugh" and was extremely confused

  • @potato_master3332
    @potato_master3332 Před 3 lety +5

    Watching in 2021 , I miss you Carson

  • @jaziliynn
    @jaziliynn Před 3 lety +2

    4:26 I just laughed at that, full volume, at 2am, in a house of 3 people. I'm scared

  • @sowen3935
    @sowen3935 Před 3 lety +455

    top 10 anime betrayals.

    • @audreyhawrylo
      @audreyhawrylo Před 3 lety +10

      stop it
      stop it
      stop it
      i dont wanna thinka bout it

    • @asei231
      @asei231 Před 3 lety +16

      @@audreyhawrylo I watch the vids still. I don't respect carson but i like his content. It's like playing minecraft without respecting notch or enjoying harry potter without respecting JK Rowling

    • @redhoodplays768
      @redhoodplays768 Před 3 lety +6

      @@asei231 bro please the incident was not exactly his fault man you can see all about it here - czcams.com/video/xD428kjRSjo/video.html

    • @Lynyx1120
      @Lynyx1120 Před 3 lety +3

      @@redhoodplays768 but didn’t he admit to it?

    • @redhoodplays768
      @redhoodplays768 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Lynyx1120 He did admit to it but it was not completely his fault bc the girl had given her consent for it to happen so he cant be fully blamed for the events that followed

  • @kobyn.1114
    @kobyn.1114 Před 3 lety +39

    So proud of this guy. He’s finally starting to relax a tiny bit and just make content that he likes whether others like it or not, and that content happens to be FANTASTIC!

  • @sirlionson2207
    @sirlionson2207 Před 3 lety +37

    11:14 funniest thing is that he was the president of my country

  • @connor5991
    @connor5991 Před 3 lety +37

    watching him after shlatts video, i can definitely see how he feels

    • @castlebear199
      @castlebear199 Před 3 lety

      @poop guy it’s the newest video on theweeklyslap

    • @castlebear199
      @castlebear199 Před 3 lety +32

      Yeah I really don’t think Carson is an evil person. A lot of people on Twitter comparing him to a pedophile, which he really isn’t, but what he did isn’t right. All I want is that the Etika stuff doesn’t repeat itself.

    • @justananon6005
      @justananon6005 Před 3 lety +1

      @@castlebear199 god man don't even you put that into the earth I pray to God you didn't just jinx i t

  • @choom
    @choom Před 3 lety +18

    2:34 "Maybe im gonna be a tougher cookie to crack." 4:26 *In water, Chimps will drown."

  • @mwm__designs
    @mwm__designs Před 3 lety +7

    You laugh you get canceled

  • @xyborg3252
    @xyborg3252 Před 3 lety +4

    This is the 2nd search result when you search "in water chimps will drown"

  • @SinslayerG
    @SinslayerG Před 3 lety +5

    10:52 I have too many moments where I just let out a fake convo like this

  • @realhumbug
    @realhumbug Před 3 lety +76

    The best part of the stream was the "In water, chimps will drown" videos and nobody can convince me otherwise.

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 Před 3 lety +4

      That was the worst to me.

    • @commisarsprinkles2490
      @commisarsprinkles2490 Před 3 lety +20

      The first one? Pretty good. The 87 times after that? Absolutely not.

    • @whorogium
      @whorogium Před 3 lety +10

      That was what made me leave the stream. Carson's chat is probably one of the most embarrassing and annoying ones I've ever seen

    • @dotwashere4498
      @dotwashere4498 Před 3 lety

      no it wasn't they kept sending it over and over and made it unfunny.

  • @vetince4633
    @vetince4633 Před 3 lety +6

    CZcams recomended me this, it's the first time in 4 months that i listen to his voice, it's sad, every now and then i remember him and ask "Why? why would you do that?"

  • @0azp
    @0azp Před 3 lety +160

    Minecraft, but every second my career gets worse

    • @melio1227
      @melio1227 Před 3 lety +4

      So funny tho omfggg im actually crying

  • @seramaia6456
    @seramaia6456 Před 3 lety +13

    2:18
    The forshadowing is immaculate, I can't believe we were all so blind

  • @Zaxster_-3-
    @Zaxster_-3- Před 3 lety +5

    I don't know why but Carson just seems so genuine and vulnerable during this stream. You can see how his behaviour changed towards the incident

    • @stimcc9890
      @stimcc9890 Před 3 lety +1

      This was before the incident I think

    • @andrew7861
      @andrew7861 Před 3 lety +3

      After everything happened but before everyone found out

    • @Zaxster_-3-
      @Zaxster_-3- Před 3 lety

      @@andrew7861 ahh ok, tho one thing I just love about Carson is that he's so open with his audience/fans.

  • @animebabe7398
    @animebabe7398 Před 3 lety +6

    holy shit the “dRaMa” happened around 8 months ago and people STILL hate him, we love you carson don’t pay attention to the other people

  • @gholm-vo3is
    @gholm-vo3is Před 3 lety +20

    Sigh... Sort by new

  • @stevebuscemmi3019
    @stevebuscemmi3019 Před 3 lety +17

    Rip to the guy that resubbed for 12 months