UNHhhh Ep 89: "Shopping Part 1" with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova

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  • čas přidán 26. 03. 2019
  • This week, Trixie and Katya are talking about shopping. Well, sort of. Whatever, it's their show! Not yours!
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  • @kylaoleary9920
    @kylaoleary9920 Před 3 lety +3503

    The editors rly pulled a ‘this u?’ on trixie when she said she doesn’t like talking abt the bathroom

  • @jordanwait7264
    @jordanwait7264 Před 5 lety +12343

    They really brought out the "we talk about whatever we want" with this episode

  • @mayochupenjoyer
    @mayochupenjoyer Před 3 lety +2235

    “will this dress help me find a guy
    who’s emotionally available
    and not filled with corn?”
    P O E T R Y

  • @daniellexdawn
    @daniellexdawn Před 4 lety +1399

    My first job was at a Fashion Bug and we did find a turd in the dressing room once 😂😂😂

    • @smore-monster
      @smore-monster Před 4 lety +254

      *it was Katya's*

    • @mariepayann
      @mariepayann Před 4 lety +16

      Did you have to clean it up or did someone else 🤢

    • @MultiValerie21
      @MultiValerie21 Před 3 lety +20

      @@mariepayann That was my Kylie Jenner's makeup bag!

    • @bobbiedaniel9347
      @bobbiedaniel9347 Před 3 lety +3

      @Blashtifin gross!!

    • @bobbiedaniel9347
      @bobbiedaniel9347 Před 3 lety +30

      I was at a big thrift shop once and had to tell the poor workers who are already really busy that there was a puddle of pee in one of the dressing rooms... how does that stuff happen?

  • @timothymatthews54
    @timothymatthews54 Před 5 lety +11850

    I thought an episode about shopping would be appropriate to watch during dinner.... but it’s your show not mine.

    • @EmmaMaezin
      @EmmaMaezin Před 5 lety +226

      timothy matthews so relatable I put this on to eat lunch to😂😂

    • @jordanallen3078
      @jordanallen3078 Před 4 lety +13

      Man up

    • @xkristan88
      @xkristan88 Před 4 lety +9

      Timothy Matthews 🤣🤣🤣

    • @karenfromfinasse8430
      @karenfromfinasse8430 Před 4 lety +173

      Ha ha rookie mistake. Everyone knows you watch UNhhhh while having a poo

    • @laynemorris3031
      @laynemorris3031 Před 4 lety +26

      Timothy Matthews I got about halfway through my bowl of cottage cheese and had to stop

  • @emmanuelmmunoz
    @emmanuelmmunoz Před 5 lety +11987

    The lack of topic relevancy in this episode sparks joy.

    • @shawnathans5868
      @shawnathans5868 Před 5 lety +269

      Because it's their show, not yours lol

    • @jaoa7053
      @jaoa7053 Před 5 lety +15

      Sparks joy

    • @yoschiii
      @yoschiii Před 5 lety +20

      The fact that the poop is disgusting does not spark joy.

    • @briannaleraewest1939
      @briannaleraewest1939 Před 5 lety +23

      ShawNathan So does Trixie flashing us the entire video

    • @laurenhastings8380
      @laurenhastings8380 Před 5 lety +38

      i honestly forgot they were supposed to be talking about shopping 😂

  • @TwistedXMatt
    @TwistedXMatt Před 4 lety +2127

    Trixie: “I like to go to stores, i wanna touch it”
    *10 episodes later*
    Trixie: “95% of all my purchases are online”

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 Před 4 lety +19

      I clocked that too!!!!!

    • @MrApplehair
      @MrApplehair Před 4 lety +73

      TwistedX consistently not consistent honey

    • @arturocas90
      @arturocas90 Před 4 lety

      TwistedX Haha exactly what I thought

    • @gabeschill4412
      @gabeschill4412 Před 4 lety +50

      TwistedX that’s the power of Klarna baby

    • @irenek9913
      @irenek9913 Před 4 lety +6

      Likes stores doesnt buy from them

  • @SlanderFails
    @SlanderFails Před 4 lety +447

    "Remember shopping?"
    I laughed so hard, and then cried. Heavy times.

  • @glasschopsticks7029
    @glasschopsticks7029 Před 5 lety +14405

    At this point they should make an episode labeled "pooping" and then talk about shopping. Full circle, mom

    • @zanyelena14
      @zanyelena14 Před 4 lety +248

      Full circle, Barbara

    • @halley8079
      @halley8079 Před 4 lety +90

      @@zanyelena14 we told you we were coming for you

    • @georgiadavidson9456
      @georgiadavidson9456 Před 4 lety +7

      There’s a joke about Korean somewhere there

    • @melodyhofer3522
      @melodyhofer3522 Před 3 lety +8

      Exactly, thanks... that would have been helpful coz this "shopping" episode is hard to handle while I eat dinner :-O

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood Před 3 lety +3

      Combine pooping and shopping. Like the joy of finding a coupon advertising a great discount..."Half-price all toilets." I AM THERE.

  • @saltytomm
    @saltytomm Před 5 lety +6782

    Producers: let's talk about shopping
    Trixie and Katya: well what you WANT to do is not necessarily what we're GOING to do

  • @Mera2886
    @Mera2886 Před 4 lety +380

    “Are you a poor” “YOU ALMOST GOT US”!!!! 💀

  • @tearsintheraincantfeelthep475

    The beautiful thing about knowing English, but not being from the English-speaking world is that I understand every single thing, but am completely clueless about Nordstroms, Orange Julie's and Christopher Banks or whatever it all is. So now, the only association I have with a place like Fashion Bug is a turd in the dressing room.

    • @user-te6jn1oy7n
      @user-te6jn1oy7n Před 2 lety +2

      nordstrom is a clothing store thats all i kkow

    • @user-te6jn1oy7n
      @user-te6jn1oy7n Před 2 lety

      *know

    • @billyk8397
      @billyk8397 Před rokem +6

      Don’t worry girl I’m a native English speaker but I’m from Australia so I don’t know any of these stores either 😂

    • @user-ho8br1cw8c
      @user-ho8br1cw8c Před rokem

      Lol

    • @iwillsmiteyall
      @iwillsmiteyall Před rokem +2

      @@billyk8397 i’m from canada and i only got one of them. i was struggling this episode

  • @cattidwell9342
    @cattidwell9342 Před 5 lety +16716

    I love how Trixie is this cute, talented comedian
    and Katya is the embodiment of any given Cards Against Humanity card

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube Před 5 lety +3251

    Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage: turdina dressinroom ✨

  • @moikoii329
    @moikoii329 Před 4 lety +331

    I have watched 8:40 so many times now
    1. Why did she say merry Christmas
    2. THE WALK KILLS ME EVERY GOD DAMN TIME

    • @nathaliemarie4054
      @nathaliemarie4054 Před 4 lety +20

      I REPLAYED IT LIKE 6 TIMES LMAOOO
      Please for the love of gOd set the playback speed to 1.75x then go to 8:20 and watch. LMAOAO

    • @malena6430
      @malena6430 Před 3 lety +3

      this was probably filmed in december, so thats probably why

    • @ohboilien
      @ohboilien Před 2 lety +5

      She was imitating the stealing lady and she apparently stole in December

    • @neversaw
      @neversaw Před 2 lety +1

      @@nathaliemarie4054 I didn't expect to laugh at it sped up a much as I did

  • @imakelonelinessworkforme9120

    As someone who’s relied on catheters for most of my life due to an epic failure of a bladder that refuses to empty, I honestly love these conversations (and how often they mention caths lol). Like in one of the previous episodes Katya said something along the lines of ‘I pee everywhere, I’m peeing right now’ and I’m like yes bitch that’s literally me 😂 so not only are they funny but they’re also weirdly wholesome cause hearing them joke abt awkward bathroom stories (caths & stomas provide many an embarrassing story) makes me realise that there are people just as weird and unlucky as me in the world 😂😂❤️

    • @neversaw
      @neversaw Před 2 lety +8

      My friends a nurse and another nurse she worked with walked in on a dude fucking his girlfriends stoma that she had just gotten and said "at least let it heal first, not every hole is a goal" I mean great recovery by the nurse but what the fuck

  • @Fabsiehh
    @Fabsiehh Před 5 lety +2189

    "This is even grosser"
    "Okay.....shopping."
    *trixie random mattel*

    • @moatazbashir8530
      @moatazbashir8530 Před 5 lety +1

      she meant it like chopping!! its actually HOLORIOUS

    • @rocinadelossantos3479
      @rocinadelossantos3479 Před 5 lety +69

      Ummm what? No. The episode is suppose to be about shopping but they spent the majority of it talking about pooping so trixie said “okay....shopping” as a reminder to the theme of the episode

  • @georged366
    @georged366 Před 5 lety +831

    Trixie looking like a 50s housewife and Katya looking like her rebellious daughter.

    • @bluegreenorbs
      @bluegreenorbs Před 5 lety +17

      A 50s housewife who forgot to put on the bottom half of her outfit

    • @jjmm9066
      @jjmm9066 Před 5 lety +4

      A 50s housewife dressed for a 70s party..

    • @1amieosia
      @1amieosia Před 5 lety

      @@jjmm9066 a time traveling housewife!

  • @ThexAcex21
    @ThexAcex21 Před 4 lety +76

    The post partum depression joke about katya is so underrated 🤣

  • @jonopedersen6282
    @jonopedersen6282 Před 4 lety +89

    Literally as I started to think “isn’t this episode about shopping”
    Trixie turns to the camera and goes “shopping”

    • @saltyoldwench8832
      @saltyoldwench8832 Před rokem

      Literally same when I first watched this, right before trixir brought up shopping again I was like “wait what am I watching” and checked the title of the episode. I live.

  • @vanityplates3125
    @vanityplates3125 Před 5 lety +6481

    Trixie: tells a poop story
    Katya: starts poop story
    Trixie: “I hate poop stories!”
    Me: HUH???

  • @Marshalsalley96
    @Marshalsalley96 Před 5 lety +2786

    Episode: “Shopping pt. 1”
    Talks about poop for 5 minutes 😂

  • @chloekirkup3957
    @chloekirkup3957 Před 4 lety +49

    Just totally nearly chocked on a choc bar when the turd was telling herself that "this is the dress"

  • @emiliamiranda6110
    @emiliamiranda6110 Před 4 lety +22

    4:49 "from your little body" idk why but that was so cute

  • @HellaBright
    @HellaBright Před 5 lety +3677

    "Drag her. Slay her. Sipping on that true tea Hunty. Gag!"
    That sentence, and the way she says it gives me life.

    • @maychan26
      @maychan26 Před 5 lety +41

      It gives life to all our humankind..

    • @HellaBright
      @HellaBright Před 5 lety +7

      @@maychan26 Hell yes!!

    • @alexortega4245
      @alexortega4245 Před 4 lety +4

      Where is that from??

    • @HellaBright
      @HellaBright Před 4 lety +1

      @@alexortega4245 Not sure. I'd love to know tho

    • @OBELION9
      @OBELION9 Před 4 lety +22

      @@HellaBright its from a video, just search drag her slay her on youtube, but no idea where the original is from tho

  • @Isaacindelicato123
    @Isaacindelicato123 Před 5 lety +2279

    Trixie: ''I don't like talking about going to the toilet...''
    *shows 5 cases of when she talked about diarrhea, farting, and drinking her own piss*

    • @smore-monster
      @smore-monster Před 4 lety +23

      Don't forget she got peed on

    • @davidevandelli11
      @davidevandelli11 Před 4 lety +21

      @@smore-monster and that she once peed out of the toilet and on her legs and shoes

    • @TiffanyMcAndPonies
      @TiffanyMcAndPonies Před 3 lety +2

      What episode is the gatorate oneeee

    • @nuclearheart874
      @nuclearheart874 Před 3 lety +3

      Tiffa wubwub sorry this is late but the episode is 81

    • @nekomochi486
      @nekomochi486 Před 3 lety +3

      Never forget the auto-fellatio mom

  • @chuibug
    @chuibug Před 3 lety +9

    6:08 "remember shopping?" hits different in 2020

  • @briar6841
    @briar6841 Před 2 lety +5

    7:47 the most underrated fat joke

  • @gracepost8667
    @gracepost8667 Před 5 lety +3783

    Katya: I never used the bathroom at school
    Also katya: I overflowed the toilet 3 times at work
    😂

  • @narrasin
    @narrasin Před 5 lety +826

    “Cuz honey what you get isn’t always in the title.”
    Ain’t no truer words 😂

    • @trekadam30
      @trekadam30 Před 5 lety +3

      Trixie: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT "CONTACT"! I HATE THAT FUCKING MOVIE & I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN IT!
      Me: I saw it. It's a'ight, but it's kinda up its own ass, if you know what I mean.

    • @bobohous
      @bobohous Před 5 lety +3

      Honey, oooh honeyyyy.... "Anti-social Butterfly is here to make it clear"

    • @diegoegoego4575
      @diegoegoego4575 Před 5 lety +1

      Cuz honey what you poop isn't always in the toilet.

  • @sinsortz
    @sinsortz Před rokem +6

    I refuse to ever believe Trixie when she claims to hate talking about poop. This blonde woman brings it up more than ANYONE i've known 😂

  • @josefv1154
    @josefv1154 Před 2 lety +13

    I have the unholy combination of anxiety disorder and IBS so this was an uplifting conversation for me. I love it.

  • @TheMichelle168
    @TheMichelle168 Před 5 lety +672

    the chiropractor cracking trixie's neck LMAOOOOO i cannot with the editors

  • @Kaleidalee
    @Kaleidalee Před 5 lety +1930

    I LOVE every time Trixie wears yellow. Such a good look on her.

    • @CattyTomfoolery
      @CattyTomfoolery Před 5 lety +38

      She reminds me of a daffodil. I love daffodils.

    • @axisandmimicito
      @axisandmimicito Před 5 lety +12

      I wear yellow and you never notice me, I think we may need time to meet new people

    • @ruthpuls880
      @ruthpuls880 Před 5 lety +2

      I can only think of pee since this has now turned into the toilet talk episode.

    • @TaliseSnyder
      @TaliseSnyder Před 5 lety +4

      @@CattyTomfoolery that's so wholesome

    • @CattyTomfoolery
      @CattyTomfoolery Před 5 lety +2

      @@TaliseSnyder sometimes I can be. ☺️

  • @monsterhighforeverafter7206

    Turdy needs her own show

    • @reinas5890
      @reinas5890 Před rokem +2

      this made me laugh way more than it should have

  • @idopoliti
    @idopoliti Před 5 lety +80

    I'm emotionally available, and not filled with corn!! 🌽
    Lmao I died 🤣

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube Před 5 lety +591

    This was literally an episode about pooping 💀
    I'm surprised the editor didn't include that clip from the episode where they were pretending to play tennis but it was a poop emoji and Katya ate it

  • @havencreatives2488
    @havencreatives2488 Před 5 lety +587

    "Let's label it shopping, that'll be funny!"

    • @Chemeleon15
      @Chemeleon15 Před 5 lety +3

      Dana Baryckyj
      It’s “shit chopping”

  • @eyesofmuffin
    @eyesofmuffin Před 4 lety +38

    Okay at 5:40 "I had to take it out with my hand" I spat an entire mouthful of water across half of the room. Like a beautiful fountain. So there's a shit ton water all over the carpet and bed... Its 2am I need to sleep in this now

  • @hyejoosbicep8981
    @hyejoosbicep8981 Před 2 lety +6

    3:25 for serotonin she's just SO CUTE

  • @rhiannonclarke6894
    @rhiannonclarke6894 Před 5 lety +3506

    Fun fact: i almost had to have a fecal transplant because of my bowel disease. All it is is that they take a sample from a donor and isolate the gut bacteria and then supplimemt it to you. There is actually a criteria like blood transfusions. The goal of the transplant is to reintroduce good bacteria into your gut so the donor should be someone who lives with you so youre introduced to familiar bacteria.
    🌈The more you know🌈

    • @cp-lk5ye
      @cp-lk5ye Před 5 lety +13

      Correct

    • @katiephelps4118
      @katiephelps4118 Před 5 lety +192

      omg wow i learned something today

    • @rhiannonclarke6894
      @rhiannonclarke6894 Před 5 lety +23

      @@katiephelps4118 you're welcome 😂

    • @johnathonherrera1090
      @johnathonherrera1090 Před 5 lety +82

      I learned something I didn't know I needed to know

    • @redmeghixtape410
      @redmeghixtape410 Před 5 lety +22

      I think one would be beneficial because my digestive system doesn't really work but once a week at most but I don't want that I'm disgusted by that

  • @danialharries
    @danialharries Před 5 lety +650

    "Wait a minute, are you a poor?"
    HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST EPISODE EVER

  • @bakerxlove7893
    @bakerxlove7893 Před 3 lety +15

    Ok but the meowing kitty 😺 between Trixie's legs is too funny. Lmao 😂

  • @natashadrik8289
    @natashadrik8289 Před 3 lety +5

    As a greek person, listening to trixie saying spanakopita (or trying to) has produced so much serotonin I literally keep going back to hear it again

  • @DieWithTheSmile
    @DieWithTheSmile Před 5 lety +280

    episode title: shopping
    trixie and katya: talk about everything except that

  • @danielmcmillion8888
    @danielmcmillion8888 Před 5 lety +965

    HOW DOES 12 MINUTES GO BY SO FAST?!?!? Yes, I'll be needing one hour episodes please, thank youu

    • @merry9928
      @merry9928 Před 5 lety +31

      sometimes i think to myself that im gonna save up 4-5 episodes so i can binge watch new content, but lets be real, its hard to have self control when it comes to these women

    • @dirn7105
      @dirn7105 Před 5 lety +10

      Honey they tried, it got cancelled 🙈

    • @andreakohn5437
      @andreakohn5437 Před 5 lety

      adrian Colmenares was it on youtube??

    • @deweycarbary2401
      @deweycarbary2401 Před 5 lety +6

      @@andreakohn5437 it was on Viceland it was ok but apparently not good enough so they came back to CZcams a few months ago

    • @merry9928
      @merry9928 Před 5 lety +1

      ​@@dirn7105 pretty sure it wasnt that it got cancelled but okay.

  • @paulgoodnight7734
    @paulgoodnight7734 Před 4 lety +21

    "why is your hole pushing out a prison meatloaf?"

  • @nathanf4361
    @nathanf4361 Před 3 lety +12

    "Remember shopping?"
    This seems accurate for 2020

  • @Dezzdaa
    @Dezzdaa Před 5 lety +805

    Well, they've finally done it.. They've outfacked themselves with editing. That shit in a dress.. Amazing.

    • @admc9241
      @admc9241 Před 4 lety +85

      Dezzdaa dont talk about katya like that

    • @emiliawilson4378
      @emiliawilson4378 Před 4 lety +20

      @@admc9241 OMGG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @megancampbell7026
      @megancampbell7026 Před 2 lety +4

      @@admc9241 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @funnycreep
    @funnycreep Před 5 lety +525

    I’m at the gym on a bike watching this
    Tracy: “hi I’m your winter weight”
    Me: ಠ_ಠ

  • @kirbystilinski1010
    @kirbystilinski1010 Před 3 lety +65

    Me, ready to sleep: ._.
    The voice inside my head: _is this tHE D R E S S_
    Me, wide awake in utter fear: 0_0

  • @chrisford1110
    @chrisford1110 Před 2 lety +12

    I worked in the women’s ready to wear department at Mervyn’s in 1999, and women frequently would leave tampons in the dressing room. It was NASTY!!!!

  • @katiephelps4118
    @katiephelps4118 Před 5 lety +1622

    each episode either ends up talking about one of two things:
    1. poop
    2. sex

  • @billieinka
    @billieinka Před 5 lety +2303

    obligatory “have tammie brown guest star” comment

    • @DutyJames
      @DutyJames Před 5 lety +15

      OMG YESSS WE NEED TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN

    • @billieinka
      @billieinka Před 5 lety +13

      Duty James i swear i LITERALLY comment this under every video

    • @lhaegreenleaf5552
      @lhaegreenleaf5552 Před 5 lety +38

      YOURE NOT OBLIGED YOURE TRASH

    • @lhaegreenleaf5552
      @lhaegreenleaf5552 Před 5 lety +6

      Jk I agree

    • @DutyJames
      @DutyJames Před 5 lety +4

      @@billieinka I will be right there with you mate

  • @efi5611
    @efi5611 Před 4 lety +10

    When Trixie said she didn’t like talking about going to the bathroom and they cut back into all the times she has talked about about peeing or taking a shit 😭😭😭😭 golden

  • @barbararey223
    @barbararey223 Před 4 lety +3

    I was so scared with Katya's laugh at 2:43 because i'm really use to the wheeze&shake laugh

  • @georginaadam188
    @georginaadam188 Před 5 lety +325

    I have to say the editing on this episode is superb, good job Ron

  • @Es1am
    @Es1am Před 5 lety +715

    UNHhhh Ep 89: "Shopping Part 1" *ALLEGEDLY*

  • @user-fh6fg3hn4y
    @user-fh6fg3hn4y Před 11 měsíci +2

    “Oh I can watch unhhh while eating lunch. I’m sure an episode about shopping is safe”

  • @seanwho232
    @seanwho232 Před 2 lety +3

    She said, "I need a witness to my experience."
    Lol

  • @JosephinKoh
    @JosephinKoh Před 5 lety +549

    > eating lunch expecting a uhhhhhhhh about shopping.
    OKAY.

  • @briannaleraewest1939
    @briannaleraewest1939 Před 5 lety +223

    This is definitely one of the ‘we talk about whatever we want because it’s our show’ kind of episodes 😂
    And those are always the ones that crack me up while I’m at work with all the catholic middle aged white men

  • @sabrinaleedance
    @sabrinaleedance Před rokem +2

    Finally someone who has conversations exactly like me and my husband 😂 I stg we just had a conversation like this the other day after our son took a big shit and it like ended in a competition of who has taken the biggest shits in their life 😭😭😂

  • @pandacristina6172
    @pandacristina6172 Před 3 lety +15

    I’m literally crying at the fact that I’m watching this while eating and thought this was going to be a wholesome unpoopy video about shopping. 😭🤣

  • @wayomotion392
    @wayomotion392 Před 5 lety +212

    They talk about whatever they want because IT'S THEIR SHOW AND NOT YOURS

  • @Mtesterman714
    @Mtesterman714 Před 5 lety +249

    Please tell me the editors have gotten a raise because of this show

    • @Binidj
      @Binidj Před 5 lety +12

      The editing was on point this week ... I mean, it's always good but this week was exceptional.

  • @ooreciwangwang
    @ooreciwangwang Před 11 měsíci +3

    i love that no matter the subject for unhhhh, it always somehow ends up at poop

  • @C_K_7
    @C_K_7 Před 4 lety +23

    Anybody else check the title halfway through then realize the topic was shopping and was very confused ?

  • @hoobslice
    @hoobslice Před 5 lety +141

    Thank you for letting them go on a tangent 😂
    10% shopping
    90% well... you know

  • @TheModernRiot
    @TheModernRiot Před 5 lety +139

    I don't know about ya'll but i NEED that Trixie "scream" painting in my house.

  • @nickc3657
    @nickc3657 Před 3 lety +13

    This was the top recommended video for me under Danny Gonzalez’s video about the Indian tiktok Jokers, and I just *know* it’s because of the bone cracking sounds

  • @therealren1327
    @therealren1327 Před 3 lety +3

    Katya: KILLING IT SIS! You are looking that fierce af! Love this hair. LIVING (love u Trixie)

  • @fay4296
    @fay4296 Před 5 lety +373

    Trixie: Okay, so, shopping.
    Katya: You mean the threshold for how much blood you can shit out before going to the doctor's?

  • @jakuelyn
    @jakuelyn Před 5 lety +57

    “and not filled with corn” ODMGJJD

  • @josetheseeker
    @josetheseeker Před 3 lety +2

    All this time and only now am I noticing Turdy smiles when trixie asks about the dress the editing on this show is a work of art

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 Před 5 lety +21

    Can I take my crippling self doubt and anxiety to Nordstrom?

  • @MisterrLM
    @MisterrLM Před 5 lety +615

    Episode Topic: *Shopping*
    Actuality of the Episode: *Pooping*

    • @francetokach142
      @francetokach142 Před 4 lety +5

      The show we talk about whatever we want because it’s our show and not yours

  • @silverstrike133
    @silverstrike133 Před 5 lety +254

    this look is so old school katya I’m in love

  • @nicholasshipman3238
    @nicholasshipman3238 Před 4 lety +17

    “Remember shopping?”

  • @vi6ilanteshit
    @vi6ilanteshit Před 2 lety +6

    The way y’all obliterated my entire childhood in 3 seconds with that comment about it being trashy for the family to drive to the mall to go eat at the food court wow

  • @Alicia-nk9vm
    @Alicia-nk9vm Před 5 lety +1651

    The subject of today is: shopping!
    5 minutes later: there are 3 types of poop....
    Edit: 1.4 LIKES HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A BREADSTICK
    SHSKJSHSKJSHSJ

  • @jjmm9066
    @jjmm9066 Před 5 lety +379

    Katya serving Senior Hostess at an elite Strip club in Vladivostok. Trixie is feeling her fantasy in that Canary yellow mall fantasy.

  • @estelshtein
    @estelshtein Před rokem +3

    As someone who works at nordstrom i can confirm that we will in fact take anything as a return

  • @missmoanypants
    @missmoanypants Před 4 lety +7

    3:00 no poop types. There is “synthetic” poop that hospitals BUY that they use for transplants or there is donor stool. The donor has to eat is eat certain foods so the correct bacteria can given to the receiver. My hospital, before we started using the fake poop, use to have a Dr that would provide his stool for the procedure.

  • @evanbroussard5508
    @evanbroussard5508 Před 5 lety +196

    A 10 minute video about shopping and more than half of it was about bathroom stories. Ah how I love UNHhh!

    • @majik7828
      @majik7828 Před 5 lety

      Evan Broussard I have no clue what UNHhh is

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 Před 5 lety

      I'm a little worried for episode 2 😂😂

  • @bweb6
    @bweb6 Před 5 lety +64

    Trixie is really underrated as a makeup artist because that face is blended.

    • @axisandmimicito
      @axisandmimicito Před 5 lety +1

      The only thing more blended that trixies martels cheek contour blend is the contour I do on my asshole to make more defined for the boy,,, yes GAWD

  • @amirahm.y4643
    @amirahm.y4643 Před 4 lety +8

    The editing in this show is phenomenal I laugh so hard

  • @nellie4679
    @nellie4679 Před rokem +1

    I'm still rewatching this episode and keep forgetting that it's about shopping XD
    I'm like "when are they gonna talk about Katya's BFP again?" Hahaha XD

  • @markieboy4377
    @markieboy4377 Před 5 lety +195

    this was so chaotic and unhinged i loved every second

  • @jordanballard2166
    @jordanballard2166 Před 5 lety +339

    I’ve worked at a kohl’s for three years, and here’s my mental haul:
    -I have a total of 4 poop stories, including one in a fitting room stall and one 2 weeks ago being in the women’s department carpet.
    -we’ve found multiple pads and tampons, often people smear them all over the walls.
    -literally yesterday, I found a used condom in the men’s fitting room. There was also a Nissan employees polo shirt in the trashcan just outside, and the whole room smelled like feet.
    Thank you for attending my TedTalk

    • @heathertaylor8904
      @heathertaylor8904 Před 3 lety +38

      What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People.
      No... Seriously. At this point, i really need to know.

    • @neversaw
      @neversaw Před 2 lety +8

      The only poop story I had from retail was my friend visited me with her 1 year old and he shat so big it started coming out of the nappy and his shorts and it was hilarious

    • @yote333
      @yote333 Před rokem +10

      what is it about public bathrooms that makes people go absolutely fucking feral

    • @user-ho8br1cw8c
      @user-ho8br1cw8c Před rokem +3

      Fitting rooms and public restrooms are the perfect place for freaks to live out their weird desires out in public while still remaining anonymous.

  • @andromeda4655
    @andromeda4655 Před rokem +1

    The poop talk started at 1:56 and ended at 7:05, over 6 minutes of poop talk, meaning more of this video was dedicated to poop rather than shopping. They really meant it when they said they can talk about whatever they want 😂

  • @MasterofUria
    @MasterofUria Před 3 lety +12

    Topic: Shopping
    What is talked about: poop stories

  • @erinstar01
    @erinstar01 Před 5 lety +578

    Ummm guys you misspelled “Sh*tting” in the title....🤣🤣🤮🤢💩💩💩

  • @SA-kh8pb
    @SA-kh8pb Před 5 lety +337

    AND NOT FILLED WITH CORN AAAAAHHHHHH
    And it only got funnier from there hello

  • @TylerJMartino
    @TylerJMartino Před 9 měsíci

    Trixies neck cracking makes me laugh out loud constantly, at random moments in the day now. My friend asked me how are you? I said, "uahhhaaaaa".
    This is the dress....

  • @lisahoshowsky4251
    @lisahoshowsky4251 Před 3 lety +4

    This editing is so chaotic.... I LOVE IT

  • @alleykat231
    @alleykat231 Před 5 lety +391

    Trixie has my Grandmother's hair in this. RIP Granny, your big blonde blowout lives on

    • @GodsFaveSim
      @GodsFaveSim Před 5 lety +26

      Your grandmother was a style icon 😍👏🏼

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 Před 4 lety +5

      Is that a blowout? I thought that is a bouffant. And Katya has a blowout

  • @thatoneluisa
    @thatoneluisa Před 5 lety +107

    My ringtone is actually Trixie screaming HONEEEEEEEEEEY, OH HONEY!

  • @serenasmith1107
    @serenasmith1107 Před 3 lety +2

    holy fuck the shit in the dressing room edit i am at a loss for words, pure genius

  • @plutototoh
    @plutototoh Před 8 měsíci +1

    The editors/editing are a whole other character on this show in and of themselves I love it so much