Terrible Geometry Dash Level Remakes

We decided to obliterate some of the official Geometry Dash Robtop levels, by adding as much brainrot as possible to them. I don't know why we did this.
People in the video:
@JamAttack
@mizunoo8
@VoidDestinyGD
Thanks to @TheStupidDodo for helping me cut some footage
MY DISCORD/MERCH/ETC: linktr.ee/stalliongd
#geometrydash #gd

[@Cross_XTaleSans]

5:47 sploinky (:

[@palmossi]

Why did you get pinned

[@rafaelgames720]

@@palmossi Cross_XTaleSans

[@usernameunkn0wn-1]

a.m. splines (:?

[@Cross_XTaleSans]

@@palmossi because sploinky (:

[@inseminggd9435]

oh true, i thought jam added that for some reason LOL

[@ashfalcons44]

On January 16th, 2025, Stallion will be "murderered" by robert top games. However, this is a coverup. The crispy fries guy had been plotting a murder of stallion geometry dash because stallian didn't think those were the worlds crispyiest fries

[@TheWagonroast]

tobvert chridtan rooala

[@Littleham117]

​@@TheWagonroastmr ROBERT TOPLINGTON

[@THE_funnyalt]

@@Littleham117robert topplington w

[@bayleev7494]

are these the world's most breakable bones? let's find out

[@Planeguy665]

Average gd spam:

[@JamAttack]

the energy in this video is unreal

[@Imyourlocalfnaffan]

Everything in this video is unreal

[@grayprofile]

the video is unreal

[@user-me7gu9ed8l]

glorious fortress is UNREAL

[@IbrahimDash]

geometrical tomato

[@HenryJ-gt8js]

Things that aren’t real are unreal.

[@kirboli]

3:57 bro was flabbergasted

[@NeoJae]

ay i was aboutta say that

[@Eagleleadsmc]

4:43 IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO MESSED THOSE 2 SONGS UP

[@szaasowo]

9:15 never blinked so fast in my life

[@user-tz3lw7ni4d]

🤨

[@Twitaside]

0:22 Geometrical Jamattack

[@VGMHabitat]

this is so good omg. you’ve just earned a new sub!
(P.S: get to typing ‘VGM Habitat’ in that demon lol)

[@babyyooda5399]

4:15 bro downloaded kinito pet mid level

[@gdAlex7]

I remember you showing me and a few other people your Dash remake WAY before this vid came out, I was on the floor!

[@sadiebutler997]

“You just walk into the extreme demon face” “yeah obviously”

[@krino45]

this thumbnail is better than the last one!
aint watchin allat tho, so sorry about dropping your viewer retention graph

[@notj1mmy]

Hes finally back to feed us more brainrot
Hooray!

[@Dastinity]

Hey stabagalion, i was wondering if members could get their name at the end of the top 75 too or is it only subs from this vid

[@StallionGD]

I was thinking of auto including members too, it would only be a few more names anyways

[@Dastinity]

Thank you for letting me know.

[@iritshav]

WELL... that video is.... a video

[@fuzovr]

*When i’m blasting but you ain’t processing:*

[@LimboDominus]

the pure look of horror on stallions face at 4:00 truly says something about geometry dash

[@AngryJohnArbuckle]

It'd be funny to see 'Angry John Arbuckle' in your next level's endscreen.

[@Chipotlenapkin1]

HES FINALLY BACK JEEZ TOOK HIM A WHILE

[@Lukepuke311]

🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@GDAccelerate]

he was too busy beating clubstep 900 times

[@RagnarStickman]

9:23 - ROMEAN CIRCUS?!!😨😱😭
10:45 - PLUSWORLD?!!😨😱😭
11:13 - MRBEAST!!!✋😃🤚
9:14 - If you blink you’re gay;3

[@Driftingmoo]

SAKUPEN CIRCLES!!!??!?

[@Kylinity]

we out here making a dash creepypasta with this one 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@fomrehkuda]

Only real stallioners know that the thumbnail was different

[@Tayshuwn]

that subscriber level thing is genius, however, stallion is yet to see a fraction of my alternative account power..

[@MarineGT-sg3dv]

Banger vid bro, keep making awesome vids.

[@dacgamer5741]

missed opportunity: should've made the 3. 2. 1. be 9. 1. 1. and it just hits you with a police car if you dont straightfly

[@Squishyman67]

0:31 my brain exploded when I realized this wasn't npesta's voice

[@Random_Guy50]

2:51 - the slap of dash

[@Canvas_VI]

awesome video xd love the dash spider jumpscares

[@monexone]

9:15 the amount of times i blinked is insane

[@mizunoo8]

i haven't been the same person since this recording. fire in the hole!!

[@DaylightDev]

The prceess of people exploring the new editor is just somethibg

[@leto222]

i, personally, love it when horse uploads

[@CanlHugYou]

void sounds like npesta so much 😂

[@I.F.O.Z._H.z.l.l._Limbo]

4:17 I BELIEVE, I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYY

[@theoneguyfromsomewhere]

10:43 Sikky’s nightmare DEVIL VORTEX SAWS!

[@user-fk3qj5fl5o]

Can’t wait to see the top 75!

[@TodokuTH]

blast in the processing

[@MacraeGD]

Yay mizunoo Has returned!!!
I keep missing streams, love that he is in this videos

[@mizunoo8]

❤️

[@ProshipAshton]

0:36 didn’t know viprin was in this video

[@CeeJayGD]

💀

[@theminionman5]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STALLION. STOP PUTTING ME IN THE THUMBNAIL.

[@patrickstar9400]

thank you for uploading

[@TheTripleSpike]

All levels are truly masterpieces

[@cody360]

Bro's computer could not have so many "fire in the holes" 6:12

[@Firecat962]

4:44 Hey everyone! Dan here from the Diamond minecart and welcome to another Minecraft mod review. (Maybe wrong intro but you get the idea)

[@hendrixcrabtree5631]

You can just use it for you and the people you want and have no clue.

[@VoidDestinyGD]

Great video man, that’s some good stuff 😂😂😂

[@theimmortalpignemo7477]

I dislike you

[@NachoManWithThePlan]

WE NEED THE LEVEL IDS NOW

[@derekarredondo5563]

Stallion looks like he’s about to give some frankincense and mir to baby jesus

[@Rabbit635]

“You have to take the coin route because of Sakupen Circles” Stallion 2024

[@GG-er9uv]

First preview: oily minion standing in first swingcopter part of dash
Second preview: oily minion made as first ship clubstep monster
Third preview: comparison original first ship clubstep monster to oily minion one

[@uzmatanveerify]

I’m convinced you left sploinky in the milk aisle.

[@Sh4xerCS-]

another day, another banger video from stallon. killing the sweats braincells. the lobotomy is among us

[@leozinhoplays]

8:03 look at this song/music 😱 (on the murder wolrd/base/idk)

[@CVison]

Are these the world's worst RobTop levels? let's find out. * Xenogenesis drop *

[@ConcreteXF]

Jam missed the chance to make every part of geometrical dominator in the style of the dark part

[@gengu467]

when i heard VoidDestiny's voice i wasn't looking and GENUINELY THOUGHT he was npesta

[@Leinad887]

Fire on the hill detected at the landscape in the bath from de grave

[@use2l]

level remakes have always seemed like a strange case to me

[@THE_funnyalt]

5:36 after seeing that thumbnail? same.

[@laughtopianewaccount7613]

better see the words "laughtopia2" once that level releases

[@ayo445.]

The thumbnail looks despicable

[@meloneill13]

5:10
“Dash Full - MDK”

[@gpd_mihaajlooo]

The funniest video ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the editing is so good :)

[@EXPOaxium]

Congratulations on 100k I am been here since 900 subs

[@caiobrplays]

Subbed!

[@mjdevlog]

"This took me like an hour"
bro forgot about his own challange😅

[@jessesampson9796]

He had an hour

[@ItsRobloxVoid]

Video idea: Oversimplifying Geometry Dash Levels

[@Flaaroni]

Bro thinks he's the sneaky snitch ‼

[@heybrocat]

its a good day when joseph stallion gd uploads

[@CheezeBurgurExpert69420]

7:25 this part hits hard🤣

[@wonderkits98]

Fire in the hole? Water on the hill!

[@frog5961]

6:20 Imagine if it didn’t

[@mizunoo8]

i would cry

[@thedinosaurz]

5:16 you need to refresh the music library

[@gaimnbro9337]

If this isnt rated Mythic robert top games is never coming back

[@Metaverse2525]

9:15 i didnt blink lol

[@HELPYCOOL]

That's a bit to cursed and bro is about to put 102k names in his demon💀💀💀

[@jakethecake001]

I would really like to see a video of yours edited by Kawaqii... It would be very funny

[@insanity2607]

I will only respect you if you have a boxing match with Stallion Himself

[@phoenixsandas]

3:58 I’m dying lol 💀

[@MilkNCheeseYT]

happy 100k!

[@hfjordan128]

0:04 you call that bad? now i'm mad.

[@cootleg]

NEW BANGER YOOOO I KNOW ITS GONNA BE FIRE

[@stewcharonsociety]

WE CHANGING THE THUMBNAIL 3 TIMES WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Imyourlocalfnaffan]

Congrats on getting verified

[@GodtierGD]

Womp circles womp

[@VenusRealityy]

Yep, I've lost brain cells.

[@Natumi.]

i should be drunk while watching your videos

[@rohoussam]

Do it to deeper space lvls :)

[@SeanrY10]

Stallion, what about the people that has subscribed for a long time? Will they still be included?

[@advance64bro]

I think there’s a disable song in the song trigger

[@tammynordhoff9199]

3:17 CONGREGATION‌

[@EpicFaceGaming705]

Good vid as always!

[@Anikinn]

why did i laugh so hard on this

[@billiecassidy5876]

What are the ID's for these levels?

[@cr_chain]

4:15 how it goes black and then the song just starts

[@JoeyBiden69]

i love gambling

[@MrFullstopltd]

WHERE DID YOU GO, I COULDNT SURVIVE

[@futurebuilderpro]

Jamattack: Geometrical Dominato! Eveyones favorite level!
Gd colon: Um akshully

[@TheSheep1]

0:43 “don’t mind the name”
The name:

[@smortmusic]

the legend is back

[@AidenElsaleh]

Ok I subbed, now DONT LIE ABOUT THAT NAME IN THE END IF THE LEVEL