Skull And Bones Has No Soul (Real Life Review)
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- čas přidán 18. 03. 2024
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@@oweeb5909 im not gonna download the game but I won't skip the ad cause I love how he talks
They must be paying you a lot if you could afford your own pirate ship! Well played!
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I wish they had a kinect camera or something and I hsd to record myself eating a lemon every half hour or my pirate guy dies
Rockstar hire this guy for gta 7 he's onto something
@@ButtBlower foolish of you to think that gta 7 will release during our lifetime
@@hardcoregamerman2113 By 2035 probably
@@PARTY_MUTT, more like 2040
Eat verification lemon to respawn
If Ubisoft was a dad who went to get milk, i would not want him to return
Ubisoft is the good dad that you love as a kid, but then leaves to get cigarettes and returns in 20 years wanting your attention and love, while he abandoned you when you needed him and is a wreckage of a human being now that deserves no love
@@casualcookin3893 Nope its a dad that you loved as a kid but he starts to drink. And now after years of beatings and abuse he wants you to love him still.
That works too@@Jimoshi1
@@casualcookin3893
..uh, you wanna talk bro? We're here for you.
It aint my personal experience but i know people with such stories @@TheXell
black flag was a truly incredible game, its sad to see what ubisoft managed to do with the idea of it.
And the irony was that Skull and Bones boosted the player count of AC: Black Flag lmao.
My boys didn't even take an open note test--they RETOOK the LAST test, with a copy of it right they. And they turned an A into a goddamn D+. And that's not even the half of it, because they had a better example of Skull and Bones already out in the world right now in Sea of Thieves to riff off of or even explicitly copy, neither of which they chose to do.
It's impressive to me how much they fucked up with this one.
you specifically mean to say “the current ‘talent’ employed by Ubisoft”
Black flag is trash with PS2 graphics lmao TF outta here bat.
@@skye_music200% from 1k player's isn't shit stfu
Your ship can get tired from sailing is truly a quadruple A concept.
Renn renn-ting a pirate ship for a video on Skull & Bones easily makes it the most effort anyone has put into a video on that game (or most effort for a War Thunder ad for that matter, double record)
He put more effort in a review than devs themselves in a game.
Sad reality of quadruple A game development.
easy miss to say he pi-rented a ship
@@funguy398 You beat me to this comment, good on ya mate 👍🏼
You may not be our favorite little boy anymore but the costumes and public bits will always be the best part of this channel
…is he not my favorite little boy anymore? pretty sure he is
@@yungoldman2823 he doesn’t say it anymore :(
Because he is convinced that he has been accepted as the favourite little boy, so he doesn't remind us.@@stephenelder3162
@@stephenelder3162He knows that we know it deep within our hearts ❤️🩹
He's our favorite big boy
I am so glad I decided to play Helldivers 2 instead of this 😅
Imagine having to chose 😅
I played both... and enjoyed both
@@obiwanshinobi87oh boy do i have some bridges to sell you
Half the price, 10 times the fun.
I saw a tiny bit of gameplay for this game a while ago and some pirate lady in the game screamed at an enemy "come at me"
And I just thought, that's the best you could come up with? Not even "have at ye"? Or "have at ye you scurvy scallywag"
Come on it took my like 2 seconds to enhance your shitty old time pirate game writing
Ubisoft? More like ubi Makin me soft
"Come ye' scurvy dogs!" "Give ye' treasure up or sink to the bottom of th' sea!" "Arr, may the winds of the sea provide us wit' luck!"
bruh, please tell me they did not add a stamina bar to a pirate ship. Please tell me that's not real. Thats's like adding a stamina bar to a car.
It's the crew.... you really think it's the ship?
@@ghostoflazlo why would a stamina bar for your crew slow your ship down 😭😭😭
@@lynx7206probably got boys rowing for a speed boost
@@lynx7206 airbenders
@@zappyapp 😂😂you right
Skull & Barebones
I wonder if there's an alternate universe where sentient boats are complaining about their own version of Skull and Bones; One where you spend most of the game as a pirate and the sailing parts are just cutscenes / menus.
Mind... Blown.... 🤯
It honestly bothers me that more people aren't enjoying the production value of these videos. It's a damn shame.
A heavily moderated pirate game is the irony I need in my life
Ubisoft CEO promised us that we'll be surprised by how functional, fully made and complete this game is, as if this wasn't the most abysmal, bare minimal bar to clear, and he was even lying about THAT
Well,
It's the final form
it could be emptier than it is now.
“Guys our game WORKS isn’t that just amazing”
Alright Renn, video's over, let the kids back on the ship now...
5:06 if it eases your guilt, all of your pirates took the pledge to the Ubisoft Pirate's code to be super nice to everyone.
“My other captains logs…” was one of the best jokes of the video 8:45
I’ve gotta say this has become one of my favourite channels recently. You’re doing awesome work, keep it up.
right?! evry video is such a bonanza despite the subjects being such wet farts...
Ubisoft games have no soul in general, i started playing Valhalla and thought it was gonna change but at the end it was the same game repeated over and over again with little touches. It's infuriating just because how good the game looks
God bless you. I forced myself to finish Valhalla too, and it was a painfully long experience.
I just played 2 hours and never touched the game again, SSDD.
Not even because is a free game, same with Horizon forbidden west.
Surprised you finished it. What a trooper.
Always wanted a viking assassin's creed; just not like this.. Not like this..
Watch them butcher the AC in feudal Japan coming up..
I just grinded river raids for hours to get St. George’s Holy Sword only to find out it’s a completely average item, somehow not legendary. Outraged.
All Ubishit games are essentially the same.
It has so much more impact when you actually watched the reviewer suffer through some of the game.
I basically watched Renn fight in this Vietnam
He was never in a high level ship. He barely played any of the game
@@Dabergyt Good, I like Renn, may he never face such evils.
I'm sorry.....the ship has stamina?
Yeah what the fuck???
I mean, it’s not quite that. It’s meant to be the stamina of your crew, and you can easily never run out if you just spam coconuts or bananas. You basically have an infinite amount of them.
This is some mobile videogame level shit
@@sazanjabecause only mobile games have stamina bars?
Its because every mobile game makes you stop playing after like an hour because of ''stamina''
Honestly I would have loved an Elden Ring-style game but with pirates and pirate ships. Imagine getting hunted early game by a ghost ship, being merely at the edge of your sight at first, but slowly creeping in, getting closer and closer, while you get to know your game. Then, when you least expect, out of the menacing fog, here she comes, charging at full speed with burning sails. Or imagine a kraken hunting you from the deep, its tentacles a constant threat... So many possibilities...
Renn is the most talented dad joke writer of all time.
Mom: We got Patchy the Pirate at home
*The Patchy the Pirate at home*
4:57 That's unarguably the best part of the video. "Is my crew responsible for the screams? Am I sheltering and feeding heartless, murderous monsters on my ship??!" HAAH! Too hilarious.
Almost shed a tear of joy when you clicked uninstall!
You forgot that maintenance occurs during prime game time at 7pm central or 8pm Eastern
Still better than battlefront classic collection
A ship running out of stamina is mind boggling
Dude that song had more soul than any ubisoft game. That bass line SLAPSSSSSSSS
My favorite part of the pirate costume is the creases in the cheap fabric, where it was clearly folded up in its plastic packing for years.
THAT outfit needs to be DLC... to match the quality of S&B's gaming experience.
Your channel has quickly become my fav review channel the amount of creativity you put into these bits is top tier 😊😊😊😊
Holy shit the production is insane here! What a gem what a beautiful gem. My favorite youtuber of all time and I don’t even like CZcamsrs. You’re the greatest Renn and I hope you get your millions soon because you deserve it. Who the fuck is actguy?
Act man is a beta male shill
banger vid after banger vid atm
This is a really weird Helldivers 2 review.
Literally all “reviews” hating on skull and bones is comparing it to a game that it’s nothing like
@@simplecapt maybe mangaas is just saying helldivers 2 is more worthy of a review?
Hell Divers 2 is overated indie garbage
@@simplecaptbut what do the crew do in the village though?!?!
@@Kane.JimLahey. "Indie" means independent. Helldivers 2 is a Sony published game, which makes it the opposite of indie.
Helldivers 2 is what happens when developers make a game that consumers enjoy, at a fair price.
Also, maybe don't spend money on a game you're not sure you'll enjoy just yet. Watch reviews before you buy.
Cheers.
stoked to see you used my "sea of feces" idea, another epic video B)
even this video had more soul than skull and bones and its 10+ years of production
I bet if they had ship boarding and melee combat, it would have been reviewed much higher
Which is really sad considering the depth and fun Black Flag had elsewhere. The hit button randomly to counter gameplay shouldn't make up for worse movement and side modes than Black Flag.
But for some reason if there isn't melee combat people lose interest in huge ass ships blasting each other to Davy Jone's Locker.
@@haruhirogrimgar6047 reminds me of the feeling when i went from Titanfall 2 to hawken, without the ability to leave the mechs and feel the scale of your pilot the whole scale just felt so wonky like the mechs might as well have just been people. Seems similar in this game without the sense of scale black flag provided by allowing you to jump and board giant enemy vessels then it just turns into two players slamming into eachother without much to show off the scale properly
The boy does not miss. Welcome back again.
Wrong channel, this is not Man Carrying Thing >:(
skull and boner has to be the most nothingburger of a game in a while. Imagine spending years of hundreds of peoples time on THIS
Ubisoft probably would have cancelled it but they couldn't.
Ubisoft is that kind of guy that you don't wanna invite to your party.
You ATE the Parrot??! Did he suffer? 😢😔
very much
That was a real AAAA opening line
I recently revised Black Flag. Got a mod that let me play with a man o war ship. Got to mission 14 where you gotta navigate a tight river channel. Got stuck half way though the trailing part of the beginning of the mission. Cant continue my favorite mission bc my ship to thicc 10/10 Masterpiece.
"Other captain's logs" made me spit out my coffee. Well played Renn, well played.
Renn going all out and actually becoming a pirate for his research.
i just clicked on this video and i wanna inform you that i've been edging for the past 5 hours and i will bust to this
NOOO DONT STOP EDGING
The true art to edging is never finishing
This was one of your best - and you have a lot of bests
Great video and production, you're becoming one of the most anticipated reviewers! The writing, how things 'rhyme', and on location shooting, i really appreciate the effort. Im even going to click some links in the description.
Sometimes I wonder why renn puts in more effort on these videos than the developers do on the games
A friend that work on game industry have heard the intern story of skull and bones.
The developpers teams said : Nobody work on the game, but sometimes, a team is chosen to work on it for few month... and it's like a running gag on the developper teams, on who will be the next team to redo all the game for 3 months, and abandon it again.
It's a game that investor want to see money out of it, but developper abandon it. They know the game is shit, but want to release anyway at a date it would sell the more.
"Crammed together in a tight space like an impoverished family " 😂😂😂 I like when the humor gets dark, and cry when it gets relatable 😢
Babe wake up new Renn vid just dropped
Honestly your word play and puns are just next level, always a good time when you drop a new video.
Such dedication to the ad transition, bravo.
The guy singing the song sounds like Ken Ashcorp a bit.
awesome vid, loved the set!
Bro i love thew costume sections so much. the effort you put into the vids is top notch bro keep it up!
Gave you a like just for the transition in the intro. Well done.
Jarrad killin it with the vocals
The productivity of this videos always amazes me
The amount of work you put into your videos is astonishing, great stuff !!
I did not expect the ship prop. DAMN
The amount of work put into this video is just great. Keep up the amazing work
Man the song didn't had to go that hard, but I'm glad it did.
We love how far Renn goes for these ❤ our favorite little boy don’t ever change
It's a good day when Renn uploads
Dull and barebones.
Man, my favourite little boy in the whole wild world… I really hope you blow up soon man. Not literally of course, but in terms of popularity. Love your skits and jokes, they’re genuinely hilarious. The effort is very clear! Love your videos Dude!!
I think the only reason his channel hasn't blown up is because he goes months in between videos
I love the effort you put into your reviews. Great stuff.
Keep making high quality reviews man, u make this sad little boy happy
Another fun video, great job! 👍
That's such a cool set!
Hey Renn! It's me, your regular reminder that you can perform a double jump by pressing the "A" button twice. Just don't want you to ever forget that you can double jump if you press the A button, but only when you press it twice in rapid succession. If you have any questions about double jumping, or pressing the A button twice, please do not hesitate to reply to this comment.
How do I press the A button twice in such rapid succession?
Asking for a friend
@@AdamOwenBrowning I'm sorry, but as an Artificial Intelligence developed by R̷̠͉͇̲͙̩̟̓͜Ê̶̡̢̨̹̮͇̜̗̰͚̎̉͌̀͜͜͜ͅD̵̫͘A̷̺̜̞̫̐̃͂̃̽͒̚͜Ć̶̢̰̥̭̖͈̥̌͋̇̋̽͑̓̈́̀̚͠T̴̡͙̬̱͖͍͎͚̞̓̓̒̂̂̀͌̏̋ͅÊ̷̛̮̘̼̍͐̂͌̽̈́̒̈́̍͝D̸͖̐̍͝ I am unable to assist you with Pressing the A button twice.
If I only have to press the A button, then why are there also B, Y and X buttons? When they’re pressed they *do not* double jump which is just confusing. Asking for a friend.
@@Evanz111 they are merely distractions
I really love all of the skits and effort you put into your videos. I wish I could toss some money into the Patreon to support, but in time I will have some extra funds. Please keep it up!!!
The sailing is so engaging in this game, I usually just pointed my ship towards my destination and went out to the bathroom or to get something to eat.
Thanks for a very fun review!
I figured it would be from the first trailer. I was really confused how people were excited about it then.
Your videos are the definition of entertainment. 10/10
the only good thing about skull and bones is we get a new rennsreviews video
Alternate title: Ubisoft has no soul
I applaud your effort
This did not reflect my experience at all, but maybe I'm just a sucker for Black Flag's traversal. The weather systems are largely unchanged and certain areas are really interesting to navigate. Customizing the ships is fun too, especially with the more complicated ships
You enjoy sailing around in a boring, empty ocean with nothing to do?
What an 'arr'senal of fantastic videos you have now
I've only seen a few of Renn's, erhm, reviews, but it's clear this dude truly suffers for his craft.
I wonder if Jarrad Green could sing this without laughing xD
😂😂😂
Easily my favorite game reviewer on CZcams, you deserve way more subs...
your reviews are so unique. i like your videos!
bro got a whole pirate ship to make this video
Amazing review my guy !
Renn once again proves why he's the best on CZcams, well done my mad man!
0/10 the video isnt just him insulting the game in pirate noises
best cut to advert of all time
I subbed because of the Segway to the add lmao. Great videos tho. Amazing production and editing. And everything
The irony of a war thunder sponsor when talking about skull and bones. Least war thunder is playable i suppose
Truly the first Quadruple Ass game
the man got a dang ship as a prop
I had done that escape room before(it is really good) but the whole time I was thinking "wait...I know this ship, it couldn't be...."
Not long ago I played Age of Pirates 2 again, it's quite old and feels outdated but the emotions of being a pirate and doing pirate things felt very good, the story was quite weak but it made up for it with fluid and attractive gameplay, too There are quite a few options on how to play as a privateer or captain of a nation with its consequences and etc. It's a shame they can't recreate a game from 30 years ago.