Sorry Atashitne | EP 12 | You Are a Turtle

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  • Sorry Atashitne EP 12 You Are a Turtle
    Sorry Atashitne is an unfiltered Lebanese comedy podcast, filled with dark humor and absurd stories. It publishes on a bi-weekly basis.
    It is not recommended for the faint of heart.
    CHOUMAKEN is a digital space that aims to grow and house a variety of original shows.
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Komentáře • 474

  • @TheWorldSucks
    @TheWorldSucks Před 4 měsíci +12

    Love these 2 ❤❤ keep producing more 📈📈

  • @JohnEid-E
    @JohnEid-E Před 3 měsíci +7

    I just discovered this podcast. Thank you for putting a smile on my face. I was feeling down this morning bass you totally flipped it for me. Respect from an unhappy expat - Jawad you’re something else! :) x

  • @Alaaissa57
    @Alaaissa57 Před 4 měsíci +127

    guys respectfully ! nteko nazlo more videos ... merci

  • @charbelhowayek6780
    @charbelhowayek6780 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Great come back !!! Keep it up full support !!!!

  • @a.s.313
    @a.s.313 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Obsessed 3anjed 😍 watch every episode like 3 times lol

  • @mahraalahbabi6177
    @mahraalahbabi6177 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Stop bein delulu 😭😭🤣🤣🤣my fav podcast, bravo guys 👌

  • @obaikassomeh3831
    @obaikassomeh3831 Před 4 měsíci +18

    Best podcast ever, I really like the informality in your speech; I feel like I'm chilling with my friends back in Syria. keep up the good work.

  • @silentkiller7533
    @silentkiller7533 Před 4 měsíci +20

    Based Podcast. We want to create a new religion called “Jawadism”.

  • @StKinaz
    @StKinaz Před 3 měsíci +1

    Can't stop watching.. love from Canada

  • @31GEES
    @31GEES Před 4 měsíci +2

    Love this pod lmaoo keep pushing

  • @edlebanon4112
    @edlebanon4112 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Potcast ekhet man. , jawad khel2en lal potcast ktir awe , rana ktir awiye ❤🔝

  • @philippenassif8594
    @philippenassif8594 Před 4 měsíci +2

    THE BESTTTTT PODCAST! can't stop laughing!!

  • @hassane87
    @hassane87 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Jawad said it right regarding Lebanese expatriates. All the joy you see, whether at home or in hosted countries, is fake. Nothing is like our Lebanon. Love you guys!

  • @user-du4fw6vd2f
    @user-du4fw6vd2f Před 4 měsíci +3

    Being an expat, sitting in my tiny room enjoying my first day off since 10 days while watching your episode and laughing my ass off untill the part at 15:00 hits hard made me cry …….. sha3b lebneene ekel khara wein ma ra7 hata law tala3 masare means nothing when your working like a robot…

  • @NYJW
    @NYJW Před 4 měsíci +1

    So much fun😚😂 keep going guys 🔥

  • @waelkfourymindset
    @waelkfourymindset Před 4 měsíci +40

    This is truly a masterpiece. This story is both fascinating, and puts our sense of ethics to test. Firstly, Jawad, the protagonist of the story escapes prison. This is against the law and is a punishable offence. In the midst of this situation, Jawad's friend Rana helps him, by allowing him to stay in her house. This is where the dilemma appears. Should Rana be punished too? On one hand, she harbors a criminal in her home. On the other hand, we can appreciate her friendship. How do we determine if these are good values or not? Even further, can we truly criticize Jawad for escaping prison? As he said, marwan habib sexually assaulted him. Moreover, while running away from the cops, his penis faced a very severe injury, and if Rana did not help him, Jawad would have faced a dire situation.
    The second arc of the story comes when Jawad is unable to pay child support. By giving his baby to creepy old guys, Jawad is ensuring the custody towards someone who can "pay" for the child and his needs. But is this ethical? As we know, creepy old guys are not known to have the best reputation in terms of interacting with children.
    I believe this is so wittily written, it truly deserves an Oscar, as it puts one's morals and system of values to the test. We can sympathise with Jawad for his problems, or we can adhere strictly to the law, and condemn Jawad for his treacherous acts. Or, we can have both sympathy and criticism for Jawad.

    • @nadimchidiac327
      @nadimchidiac327 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Bro yelaan ayree

    • @user-up2mp7iw2i
      @user-up2mp7iw2i Před 4 měsíci +1

      ayre bi jledtak shu he 😂

    • @edlebanon4112
      @edlebanon4112 Před 4 měsíci

      😂😂

    • @dia9550
      @dia9550 Před 4 měsíci +2

      The narrative of Jawad's escapade from prison, aided by the complicit involvement of Rana, unfolds as a disconcerting tale marked by a series of reprehensible choices. Jawad's initial evasion of legal consequences already establishes a foundation of ethical ambiguity, showcasing a willingness to disregard societal norms and legal boundaries. However, the story takes an even darker turn with Jawad's decision to impregnate Rana and subsequently abandon both her and the child. This act not only underscores a severe lack of personal responsibility but also reveals a callous indifference to the emotional and financial repercussions of his actions.
      The gravity of Jawad's actions becomes particularly egregious when he opts to relinquish paternal duties by giving the child to creepy old guys, ostensibly due to financial constraints. This decision reflects a profound failure to recognize the moral obligations associated with parenthood, as well as a glaring absence of empathy for the emotional well-being of both Rana and the child. Jawad's narrative is a stark portrayal of a character driven by self-interest, demonstrating an alarming disregard for the long-term consequences of his choices.
      Moreover, the repercussions of Jawad's actions extend beyond his immediate relationships, as his irresponsible behavior contributes to a broader societal impact. The story serves as a cautionary tale about the far-reaching consequences of individuals who prioritize their personal desires over the well-being of those around them. Jawad's lack of foresight and ethical consideration paints him as a deeply flawed character, leaving a trail of broken lives and shattered relationships in his wake. In examining this narrative, one cannot help but be dismayed by the profound moral deficiencies that permeate Jawad's character, prompting reflection on the importance of ethical decision-making and personal responsibility in navigating the complexities of human relationships.

    • @alburaqi
      @alburaqi Před 4 měsíci

      Jamul is this you

  • @onnise8301
    @onnise8301 Před 4 měsíci +13

    First ever time i watch a full podcast episode, createee moree

  • @baraaramadan7281
    @baraaramadan7281 Před 3 měsíci

    Best Part when he said:"meen fkrk 3m y79'rna?" very relatable

  • @monasalem5085
    @monasalem5085 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Bet aa2do aalways❤

  • @xzxzwahsh8859
    @xzxzwahsh8859 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Your podcast is the best thing to watch while smoking a blunt..

  • @georgeselmurr635
    @georgeselmurr635 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Ataltoune! Love the pod and keep it up ya helwin w cheers men expats hollanda 🤣

  • @mashaaelbasheer4569
    @mashaaelbasheer4569 Před 4 měsíci +2

    💜💜
    Keep it up my favorite “prodcastors” 🎉

  • @user-vy5dw2oc1m
    @user-vy5dw2oc1m Před 4 měsíci +1

    You are a turtle ❤😂 made my night

  • @ariaabd1924
    @ariaabd1924 Před 3 měsíci

    Each time when I feel depression is about to hit, I come back to this podcast. Antidepressants 😂
    A fan from Swiss/suria

  • @ninaatallah
    @ninaatallah Před 4 měsíci +4

    ktirr bhebkounn keep goingg

  • @samigh95
    @samigh95 Před 4 měsíci +19

    Jawad getting flashbacks from "kifak jawad?" Is going to be a call back joke for years... iza dayanto

  • @motaz0ash
    @motaz0ash Před 3 měsíci +3

    ‎‏Please don't ‏suddenly disappear like everything else great in life , keep it مأيرا guys 😂 all love from libya 🇱🇾

  • @tee.param.
    @tee.param. Před 4 měsíci

    Thanks for the laugh! You guys are awesome

  • @franciemcfrances9979
    @franciemcfrances9979 Před 4 měsíci +10

    Lovely as always, please can you add English subtitles la nfarje l ajeneb our national treasure

  • @Thearthisashittyplace
    @Thearthisashittyplace Před 4 měsíci +3

    Spicy episode🔥
    luv from Palestine

  • @djnassremix
    @djnassremix Před měsícem +1

    love you guys ... your podcast is becoming very popular in Syria especially within youth ❤

  • @marieroseatallah5251
    @marieroseatallah5251 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Strong come back 😂😂

  • @Solos961
    @Solos961 Před 4 měsíci +5

    bro ladghet jawad be R kteer btdahek"msh daghooghe"😂😂😂

  • @lanareda9130
    @lanareda9130 Před 3 měsíci +1

    my fav podcast so far, love from saudi❤️

  • @doubledoubleuww2565
    @doubledoubleuww2565 Před 4 měsíci +18

    You should upload podcasts more often
    Love u from Syria

  • @user-dz8hr2lv2w
    @user-dz8hr2lv2w Před 4 měsíci +2

    Best اخري شي بدنيا in my life ❤

  • @alabde
    @alabde Před 4 měsíci +5

    وايررررر متى حتنزلوووو كمان ؟؟؟ كل يوم بدخل بشوف اذا منزلين فيديو او لاااا ، بحبكم❤

  • @s.ww.n9237
    @s.ww.n9237 Před 3 měsíci

    In love with this prodcast

  • @ahlamhamri2814
    @ahlamhamri2814 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Big love from Morocco 🇲🇦

  • @farahsahyouni6049
    @farahsahyouni6049 Před 4 měsíci +5

    😍3melo episodes aktar 😍

  • @ribeross1849
    @ribeross1849 Před 4 měsíci +1

    ولله Love you من فترة بشوف المقاطع عل انستا مبارح فتت خلصت كل الحلقات 🤣❤❤❤

  • @Agha500
    @Agha500 Před 3 měsíci

    Thank you for standing up for the expacts😂 this is exactly how we are and it’s been 3 years anddd I have a citizenship already lol 💔

  • @pleasekhalas
    @pleasekhalas Před 4 měsíci +1

    best laugh i’ve had in a while
    this podcast is very much targeting a very specific audience kifkon guys?
    bhebkon

  • @jalaladi5023
    @jalaladi5023 Před 4 měsíci +1

    She was literally saying eza ma 7abayto la ayrna then you cut it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alabde
    @alabde Před 4 měsíci

    Big love from Jordan 🇯🇴❤️

  • @abd_alnajjar
    @abd_alnajjar Před 3 měsíci +1

    sarde is too serious for me , this is what i need

  • @eliekhadij5752
    @eliekhadij5752 Před 4 měsíci +1

    You better make more episodes, watching the podcast from France.

  • @Saad_Itani
    @Saad_Itani Před 4 měsíci +2

    Keep it up guys

  • @F4LCon1
    @F4LCon1 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Your content guys is very special and funny. When I watch your videos, I don't feel the time. Keep up this content , Je vous aime les gars 🇱🇧🇮🇶🫶🏻

  • @Ali-wg8bf
    @Ali-wg8bf Před 4 měsíci +3

    Pure lebanese therapy 😂

  • @hashemchahla900
    @hashemchahla900 Před 4 měsíci +4

    I love you guys u guys are the best

  • @ibrahimkalot157
    @ibrahimkalot157 Před 3 měsíci +1

    ما في ملح .. في ناس عندا كوليستيرول.. 😂😂❤️❤️

  • @GOT33
    @GOT33 Před 4 měsíci +2

    بودكاست مختلف بطريقه واضحه صريحه من غير اي مجاملات او تلميع.
    You Guys Are Awesome ❤

  • @pleasekhalas
    @pleasekhalas Před 4 měsíci +2

    fi hada behebak jawad. ana. nazlo more videos merci

  • @Bigboyalexanderrr
    @Bigboyalexanderrr Před 4 měsíci +58

    “Do not worry, I won’t say the name of the podcast” jayde

  • @hassanhallal7175
    @hassanhallal7175 Před 4 měsíci

    Much love from the gambia.

  • @user-up2mp7iw2i
    @user-up2mp7iw2i Před 4 měsíci +1

    keep going love u guys w i wanted to say eno u live 10 sec b3id aane w el zalameh li sabbalkon bi the last video byo2rabneh 😂😂

  • @ohmyjad
    @ohmyjad Před 4 měsíci +22

    22 minutes of a smile on my face.. thank you.. keep it up

    • @choumaken
      @choumaken  Před 4 měsíci +2

      Thank you appreciated very much

  • @hadidawood9746
    @hadidawood9746 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Werrrr basss byeshbahak bro

  • @eliasraad2783
    @eliasraad2783 Před 4 měsíci

    Eh nteko nazlo videos deyman ma tawlo love you guys

  • @yasmineka
    @yasmineka Před 4 měsíci +1

    The best

  • @rafiraf2328
    @rafiraf2328 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Just discovered this masterpiece, much love and support from Algeria!

  • @ANDROID-fu3rs
    @ANDROID-fu3rs Před 3 měsíci +1

    Greetings to you from Syria, Jawad and Rana

  • @hasandaouk4979
    @hasandaouk4979 Před 4 měsíci

    I felt attacked when u said meen 3am ye7darna wahad a3ed barra be oda metren be meter

  • @Mstarcomlisen
    @Mstarcomlisen Před 4 měsíci +3

    These pods are so amazing. The thing I loved most about the episodes is كيفك جوادyour follower
    ❤️from Palestine

  • @jawad2197
    @jawad2197 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Tic tac.. waiting

  • @leroooyyyyjenkins9848
    @leroooyyyyjenkins9848 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Do not worry 😂

  • @ameradjmi8532
    @ameradjmi8532 Před 24 dny

    I think i’m the only tunisian watching this , keep it going guys!

  • @abdomouannes6835
    @abdomouannes6835 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Hahaha habet lreverse psychology bl ekher😭

  • @mohammadbaydoun6687
    @mohammadbaydoun6687 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Rana "فينيقية" la daraji ma bt3rf keef byolfzo كفركلا 😂, GL guys.

  • @ahmd2209
    @ahmd2209 Před 4 měsíci

    Oaerr i love this podcast 🕳️

  • @gilbertgemayel
    @gilbertgemayel Před 4 měsíci +1

    metet😂😂😂 ma 3ande chi 2oulo comment kermel el algorithm. keep it up

  • @mnbegdache
    @mnbegdache Před 4 měsíci +1

    زووم التبلولة يللي فايت بالبطاطا اطيب شي ❤️

  • @nadimchidiac327
    @nadimchidiac327 Před 4 měsíci +5

    HAHAHAHAHA ANTOINE KASSIS

  • @user-vl6cy3il9m
    @user-vl6cy3il9m Před 4 měsíci +2

    Keep up the good content 👏

    • @Bibo629
      @Bibo629 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Thanks @user-vl6cy3il9m i.e. Jawad Haykal

  • @dalalino9
    @dalalino9 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Longer episodes please 😂

  • @waeljaber9284
    @waeljaber9284 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Best fucking thing ever this year ! Please more content.

    • @choumaken
      @choumaken  Před 4 měsíci +1

      Thank you for your support ❤️

    • @moydmoyd1740
      @moydmoyd1740 Před 4 měsíci

      @@choumaken Wallah tol3et mereb7a el podcast

  • @shayzr6900
    @shayzr6900 Před 3 měsíci

    العفوية يلي عندكم احلى شي 😂

  • @markserhal3447
    @markserhal3447 Před 4 měsíci +1

    A2wa 3alam we need more

  • @mohamedhennaoui7087
    @mohamedhennaoui7087 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I’m a simple man. I saw the reel. I watched the entire episodes in 1 day today. Big shoutout to Antoine Kassis

  • @khaledabdulhameed469
    @khaledabdulhameed469 Před 4 měsíci +4

    تقريبا انا مسئول نشر البودكاست فمصر 🤣🤣♥️♥️
    بحبكم نيييك فشخ

  • @GoldAssassin_bs
    @GoldAssassin_bs Před 4 měsíci

    Best lebanese podcast

  • @KayKay-zr5gv
    @KayKay-zr5gv Před 4 měsíci

    Bro jawad so accurate expat here living exactly how he described mbala 💯 😂😂😢

  • @yasin.177.
    @yasin.177. Před 4 měsíci +1

    ههههه يا اخي بودكاست عجيب جواد يمثل الشاب العربي وخصوصاً الشب اللبناني❤ شكراً على مشاركتكم المخرية 😂❤️

  • @eliaszoghby2586
    @eliaszoghby2586 Před 4 měsíci +11

    You should make a segment about the best comment every episode

  • @GinoMassarra
    @GinoMassarra Před 4 měsíci +15

    I'm happy to be dissapointed instead of being the one dissapointing others for a change

    • @choumaken
      @choumaken  Před 4 měsíci +3

      Thank You Gino for your support ❤️

  • @ahmadkazak545
    @ahmadkazak545 Před 3 měsíci

    Haha ktir betdahko min ento 😂

  • @AliAhmad-dy7kt
    @AliAhmad-dy7kt Před 4 měsíci

    how did i not know about this podcast earlier
    اا صح لسا ما كانت مأيرة

  • @titokhoury
    @titokhoury Před 3 měsíci +1

    Bro 30 first seconds w deja aam bmout dehek😂😂😂

  • @avt996
    @avt996 Před 3 měsíci

    We miss you, waiting for ep13

  • @tomfloor5634
    @tomfloor5634 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Yallaa!

  • @Medofayyad
    @Medofayyad Před 4 měsíci

    Taba3 rab eltarkiz 😂😂😂

  • @Scrubs1950
    @Scrubs1950 Před měsícem

    ahla 3alam love from tripoli

  • @fiona.693
    @fiona.693 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Big love from Palestine ❤️

  • @rockyyy6546
    @rockyyy6546 Před 4 měsíci

    cant wait

  • @rami587
    @rami587 Před 3 měsíci

    Goodluck guys

  • @user-ed2xg3mv3t
    @user-ed2xg3mv3t Před 3 měsíci +1

    ktir aweya

  • @karendoumet
    @karendoumet Před 4 měsíci +1

    Bhebkon man. The realest people bhel balad

  • @moe7199
    @moe7199 Před 4 měsíci

    Let's goooo

  • @bat.yas26
    @bat.yas26 Před 3 měsíci

    جواد معك حق بجزئية المغتربين...حرفيا انا وكل رفقاتي المغتربين عم نحضركن لانو مأيرة معنا منتاك اخت الدني والنا ٣ شهور ماعم نطلع ولا ليرة✨