Cobra vs Ninja - The Director's Cut

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  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
  • Back in my ninja days, I too wore black sequins and a headband that said "Ninja!" And you best bacdafucup if I ever happened to throw my shield or kick my scabbard at you. So I clearly got some warm fuzzies watching this, the ninja movie I always wanted to make. BTW - don't bother trying to watch this film in its entirety - this is all you need to see. You go Gordon!

Komentáře • 235

  • @iamlegion3093
    @iamlegion3093 Před 2 lety +177

    Honest Movie Trailers sent me here, I wasn’t disappointed

  • @dustintomson
    @dustintomson Před 2 lety +60

    Came because of honest trailers… it was worth my time.

  • @pamoon_
    @pamoon_ Před 2 lety +68

    Ah so this is what the honest trailers guy mentioned.

  • @srinivasss4369
    @srinivasss4369 Před 2 lety +5

    ninjas known for their stealth and secrecy. this guy has ninja written on his forehead :D

  • @Plazoblock12
    @Plazoblock12 Před 2 lety +39

    All jokes aside the action is pretty legit it's not too bad

    • @inShaynity
      @inShaynity Před 2 lety +3

      that was what I'm about say XD

  • @MrHunterseeker
    @MrHunterseeker Před 2 lety +4

    Screen Junkies sent me here. I am pleased.

  • @Djokamez
    @Djokamez Před 2 lety +4

    What i love about this scene is the music score

  • @Kreacher3
    @Kreacher3 Před 2 lety +14

    "Stop right there, Australian bejeweled ninja Cobra! It is I, Australian Hulkamaniac ninja Gordon, here to avenge the deaths of the ninja I killed."

  • @flintironstag2381
    @flintironstag2381 Před 8 lety +56

    You've broken the ninja code by using the ninja challenge card for your own personal gain!LOL!

    • @fmurillomurillo6976
      @fmurillomurillo6976 Před 5 lety +1

      )pop

    • @test8017
      @test8017 Před 4 lety +15

      That’s the problem with kids today. No respect for the ninja challenge card.

  • @oasispodcast
    @oasispodcast Před 2 lety +41

    This needs a 10 part making of documentary series on Netflix

    • @Strideo1
      @Strideo1 Před rokem +1

      If they made Pepsi Where's My Jet they can make a documentary about the Godfrey Ho ninja movies.

    • @meanmartine6739
      @meanmartine6739 Před rokem +1

      Eh em , the Godfrey Ho AND Joseph Lai ninja movies would be more accurate

  • @bigginsd1
    @bigginsd1 Před 2 lety +11

    This is a masterclass in Foley Artistry.

  • @unknownsample4108
    @unknownsample4108 Před 2 lety +12

    The choreography in this has no business being as good as it is

    • @Phegmore
      @Phegmore Před rokem +1

      It's a shame that it's not shot very well.

  • @chinocracy
    @chinocracy Před 4 lety +6

    Best music ever for a movie

  • @akshaykumar_r
    @akshaykumar_r Před 2 lety +11

    1:17 That track sounds badass!
    Edit: ALEPH - FIRE ON THE MOON for anyone who liked it as well 😆

    • @PsychoticLuke
      @PsychoticLuke Před 2 lety +1

      Maaaan - I was wondering that! Thank you sooooo much for letting me know! I absolutely love the track!

  • @poru160
    @poru160 Před 2 lety +7

    Good recommend from honest trailers 😂

  • @ig-8892
    @ig-8892 Před 5 lety +6

    The whole point of a ninja is to be sneaky and deceptive, yet these ninja's headbands are DEAD giveaways!! 😂

  • @MONO4608
    @MONO4608 Před 6 lety +21

    “You’ve broken the ninja commandments by using the ninja challenge card for your own personal gain!” I wonder how he could manage to say that line without bursting into laughter lol

  • @airporttrucker8529
    @airporttrucker8529 Před 2 lety +2

    Ah the 80s where you could mail order ninja gears through some martial arts magazine and they'll ship it to you. Bam! You're a ninja.

  • @gilbertoriveramedia8437
    @gilbertoriveramedia8437 Před 2 lety +22

    I'm really digging the hulk hogan ninja outfit. No hiding in shadows for me.

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda Před 2 lety +3

      I thought he was the McDonald’s ninja.

    • @fcsuper
      @fcsuper Před 2 lety +5

      Just to be sure, you'd better wear a headband that says "Ninja".

  • @mrcleod
    @mrcleod Před 2 lety +15

    This movie gets so many things right. I need a ninja challenge card and an Australian accent so I can be in the sequel

  • @josem6748
    @josem6748 Před 4 lety +5

    I used to watch this movie all the times on cassette,,,and til this day,I still comeback to this clip!!💯💯💯

  • @fcsuper
    @fcsuper Před 2 lety +16

    Ah man, I was hoping for movie credits throughout the whole 10 min runtime!

  • @matthewconde8574
    @matthewconde8574 Před 2 lety +4

    Ketchup and Mustard ninja takes it for me. Although if the slow sword pull near the beginning went on for another couple of minutes that would have been hilarious too.

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder Před 2 lety +7

    This is 100 times better than the Snake Eyes Origins fights.
    Also everybody ninja until Hulk Hogan shows up.

  • @ronaldmwandama8650
    @ronaldmwandama8650 Před 2 lety +4

    Screen junkies brought me here

  • @ojsefg
    @ojsefg Před 2 lety +4

    Napoleon Dynamite had some skills in this one.

  • @Junk_World_Templar
    @Junk_World_Templar Před 4 měsíci

    This has got me pumped for some Ninja action, I don’t care if I am a 43 year old Dad of four and a husband, when the Ninja’s come out all bets are off!!!

  • @infantiltinferno
    @infantiltinferno Před 12 lety +9

    This is like looking straight into the SUN of awesome.

  • @darrengabrylewicz5055
    @darrengabrylewicz5055 Před 2 lety +2

    I'm extremely glad they CLEARLY labeled the ninjas with the appropriate headbands in this movie or I would be very confused.

  • @apdarkness905
    @apdarkness905 Před 12 lety +12

    Black Ninja: Wow. I totally never saw him coming in his super-bright HULKAMANIA colours.
    Hulkamaniac Ninja: That's right, brother, the HULKAMANIACS are comin' to get ya'!
    Black Ninja: OMG! A living being made of Mustard and Ketchup are comin' to kill me! HELP!
    Hulkamaniac Ninja: That's right, bro- Wait, WHAT?

  • @xdadbydaygamerbynightx
    @xdadbydaygamerbynightx Před 2 lety +1

    Honest Trailers told me to come watch this gem. They said it was a REAL ninja movie. Sooo good

  • @shawntherapidlyaginghipster

    Godfrey Ho ninja movies are one of my greatest guilty pleasures. Obviously, the ninja fight scenes are the best parts, but I also love watching the full movies at times - an hour and half to just shut my brain off and absorb the silliness.

  • @GrimJackal
    @GrimJackal Před 2 lety +6

    Can we just appreciate that the fights are framed more clearly than in GI Joe Origins: Snake Eyes - a film made in 2021 - and the camera doesn't move around like it's balanced on a washing machine.
    Also the music is fucking rad.

  • @josemerino7894
    @josemerino7894 Před 6 měsíci

    I used to watch this alot alot when I was a kid!! Used to do back flips n fivht the air once this tape was on VCR!!💪💪🔥🔥

  • @THEHARD2MISS
    @THEHARD2MISS Před 2 lety +2

    Here from Honest Trailers

  • @CorpusChristi-j8x
    @CorpusChristi-j8x Před 5 dny

    I used to watch this everyday in the mid 2000s

  • @presidentsnow7315
    @presidentsnow7315 Před 7 lety +24

    I mean, can't the guy just disappear WITHOUT back flipping? No.....the ninja commandments forbid it.

  • @skillybong
    @skillybong Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you Honest Trailer 😂

  • @Ankan2050
    @Ankan2050 Před 2 lety +1

    That dramatic face reveal at the end of each fight - stuff of legends!

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Před 2 lety +2

      Keep your mask on, Karen! *lol*

  • @theophanesantoniou8539

    jokes aside is a very descend movie for its budget. i always liked gordon s eyes. the killer instict of a true ninja

  • @georgelimula54
    @georgelimula54 Před 6 měsíci

    Used to watch this movie when I was kid back in 2006

  • @thesqueegee86
    @thesqueegee86 Před 2 lety +3

    How can you identify a true ninja?
    1. By the word "Ninja" on his headband.
    2. By his Australian accent.
    Don't be fooled by imitations.

  • @dudewithtude4476
    @dudewithtude4476 Před 2 lety

    AHH the ninja challenge card . The most well known law of the ninja

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    Siguesoñandoamor❤

  • @jared338
    @jared338 Před 2 lety

    Impressive crew on this project.

  • @ryogamestation
    @ryogamestation Před 8 lety +8

    0:29 Niiinnnjjjjjaa!!!

  • @baronvg
    @baronvg Před rokem

    When I was a kid, I thought the Hulk Hogan colors were too gaudy but it never occurred to me that having the word NINJA on your headband was also gaudy 🤣

  • @utuberwatchin
    @utuberwatchin Před 2 lety +3

    Thank you screen junkies… this movie looks like it was dubbed from English into English.

    • @B.-T.
      @B.-T. Před rokem

      That's exactly how it went down. It's filmed on the cheap so they film without sound and dub everything in post.
      If you listen to Richard Harrison's real voice (yellow/red ninja Gordon) he sounds more a bit more like Adam West than this voice they dubbed him with.
      Which Screen Junkies video brought you here?

  • @BPRodifan
    @BPRodifan Před 2 měsíci

    I go to these videos to cheer up.

  • @abuelotungstenum6505
    @abuelotungstenum6505 Před 9 lety +13

    My heartbeat can't be higher... this is even better than the new Mad Max flick

    • @tvcasualty1276
      @tvcasualty1276 Před 7 lety

      Abuelo Tungstenum that Mad Max Furry Road was a piece is SHIT!

  • @MaxBraver555
    @MaxBraver555 Před 2 lety

    00:30 screamed like a true NINJA WARRIOR🤣 in the mountain

  • @theforgotten360
    @theforgotten360 Před 2 lety

    Thankyou Honest Trailers

  • @christophergboothe7760
    @christophergboothe7760 Před 2 lety +1

    Amazing def what I needed at this time to watch. Classic and also short and to the point of what I really came here to see

  • @firdausHITMAN
    @firdausHITMAN Před 12 lety +6

    Ha ha. Great to see this old stuff again, grew up in the 80's watching this and playing ninja's with my buddies - always wanted that head band.

    • @cadonee
      @cadonee Před 2 lety

      I still want the head band

  • @EllahRah
    @EllahRah Před 5 lety +4

    I cried at the end 😢

  • @TheJadedJames
    @TheJadedJames Před 2 lety +1

    I came directly here from Honest Trailers

  • @ketfoen
    @ketfoen Před 2 lety

    Omg, this has been on youtube for 11 years, how the hell did I ever miss this ?! So many hidden gems.
    Why can't the youtube algorithm suggest this? I feel cheated.

  • @HonicBlue
    @HonicBlue Před 2 lety

    honest trailers sent me. I leave happy.

  • @ryderovdestorm5340
    @ryderovdestorm5340 Před 2 lety

    Say hello to 100 000 people seeing this. Thanks Honest Trailer Guy

  • @DeadalusX
    @DeadalusX Před 12 lety +6

    i always knew napoleon dynamite had mad ninja skills

  • @OfficialRULLUR
    @OfficialRULLUR Před 12 lety +2

    Hell Yeah! I Grew Up on this Movie! As a Kid I only Watches these Fight Scene Parts in the Video too. I'd just Fast Forward so much to them too Ha!Ha!Ha! I think I heard there was a Sequal to it or something. I saw it Packaged in with another DVD when I was seeing if they did have it on DVD too.

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    NoVia❤

  • @WhoRunBarterTown
    @WhoRunBarterTown Před 13 lety +3

    All these ninjas want to do is train. Seriously, leave em alone.

  • @nathanburns7236
    @nathanburns7236 Před 2 lety +1

    You're here from Honest Trailers, it's ok to admit that.

  • @neogeo2001
    @neogeo2001 Před 2 lety

    İ must say , this is pretty awesome

  • @Marvin06260
    @Marvin06260 Před 2 lety

    HOW TO BECOME A NINJA:
    >Ninja commandment 1: always wear bright silly looking clothes that make MK1 Sub-zero and Scorpion look like real deadly assassins by comparison.
    >Ninja commandment 2: always listen 80's pop background music
    >Ninja commandment 3: flail a sword like a madman in a mountain range and scream at the top of your lungs 'NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
    >Ninja commandment 4: always waer the official 'ninja' headband, if it doesnt say 'ninja', then you cant be considered a ninja.
    ONLY BY FOLLOWING THESE 4 SACRED PRECEPTS, YOU CAN BECOME A NINJA MASTER.

  • @matthewg.305
    @matthewg.305 Před 2 lety +1

    Where does one find a ninja challenge card? Asking for a friend…

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Před 2 lety

      It's in the same box as the n-word pass and the get ouf of jail free card. Not everybody gets one.

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    Tequieo❤

  • @itemere
    @itemere Před 6 měsíci

    Fire on the moon!!

  • @theophanesantoniou8539

    it may have been a cheap movie but with beautiful soundtrack. especially in the end...

  • @inconceivabledark
    @inconceivabledark Před 2 lety +1

    Here from honest trailers

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 Před 3 lety +1

    NINJAAAA!

  • @theophanesantoniou8539

    awsome choreohraphy for a z movie

  • @marcuslopez2190
    @marcuslopez2190 Před 2 lety

    Honest trailer you are never wrong

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    Puede❤

  • @aaronrobles6009
    @aaronrobles6009 Před 2 lety

    That yellow ninja's hair🤣🤣

  • @DarthABBA
    @DarthABBA Před 9 lety +7

    God I have at least 2 of these costumes...

    • @firdausHITMAN
      @firdausHITMAN Před 9 lety

      DarthABBA The real ones from the movie?

    • @ig-8892
      @ig-8892 Před 5 lety +1

      @@firdausHITMAN Why does it matter? The ones from the movie are probably the same price and quality as any replica 🤣

  • @werre2
    @werre2 Před rokem

    excellent bgr muzak to all the ninjaing

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    Estabienmiamor❤

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    TUeresparamisolio❤

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    Bonita❤

  • @ninjakaydaryu
    @ninjakaydaryu Před rokem

    muito bom esse filme

  • @Jza_Dragon
    @Jza_Dragon Před 2 lety

    Gotta say, flipping the bird then spiral jumping away is a great way to end any fight

  • @enriqueraulmoralespazmino8225

    Los ninjas son arte marciales

  • @toledovf
    @toledovf Před 14 lety +4

    Great movie! Godfrey Ho's masterpiece is still Ninja Terminator, but this is great cinema. Thanks for posting.

  • @theophanesantoniou8539

    wow it s true! hulk hogan against the undertaker! 😊

  • @johnblack9281
    @johnblack9281 Před 2 lety

    thank you honest trailer lol

  • @Uncle_Mau
    @Uncle_Mau Před 2 lety

    Watcha gonna do, brother, when the ninjamania runs wild on you?

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    Muy❤

  • @pratushbajpai7344
    @pratushbajpai7344 Před 2 lety

    This is awesome!

  • @ronrr2334
    @ronrr2334 Před 2 lety

    This movie needs a Netflix remake.

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    Ea❤

  • @nathan_the_barbarian7974

    NINJA!!!!

  • @bharadwajkrishnan2860
    @bharadwajkrishnan2860 Před 2 lety

    Came here because of honest trailer

  • @blacknapalm2131
    @blacknapalm2131 Před 3 lety +2

    *NIN JA*

  • @Naevus044
    @Naevus044 Před 9 lety +1

    Well... I guess "Earth, wind and fire" was a pretty popular band back in the days... must explain the costumes and... other stuffs XD

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    Mi❤

  • @cadonee
    @cadonee Před 2 lety

    Always wanted that head band, still do

  • @availablehage
    @availablehage Před 2 lety +1

    Hulk hogan vs undertaker

  • @LuzVillaPintado
    @LuzVillaPintado Před měsícem +1

    Es❤