Destiny's Trials of Osiris In A Nutshell

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  • čas přidán 18. 04. 2017
  • An honest look at the current state of Trials. It's no better than Iron Banner.
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  • @kjhovey
    @kjhovey Před 7 lety +2343

    Savage Jez is best Jez.

    • @nicefat5370
      @nicefat5370 Před 7 lety +18

      kjhovey pls nerf yourself

    • @kungfukenny3376
      @kungfukenny3376 Před 7 lety +2

      kjhovey I can expose you using AIMBOT (dont take this seriously lol)

    • @DownyDropbear
      @DownyDropbear Před 7 lety +8

      kjhovey 1v1 me rand

    • @Th3Jez
      @Th3Jez  Před 7 lety +70

      Dad? Is that you?

    • @Nukiium
      @Nukiium Před 7 lety +29

      Th3Jez do a raid in a nutshell

  • @rik9523
    @rik9523 Před 4 lety +461

    Bungie: trials is coming back
    CZcams: watch Jez's trials.... yes?

    • @logan9847
      @logan9847 Před 4 lety +3

      Watch Destiny 2 remain dead.... yes? What is it with zoomers and that shitty reddit cringe meme though?

    • @xplosives1752
      @xplosives1752 Před 4 lety +11

      Micah Bell “dead” lmfao alright pal go back to fortnite

    • @logan9847
      @logan9847 Před 4 lety +2

      @@xplosives1752 Ironically Fortnite takes more skill than Destiny 2 ever could, even though I've played Fortnite for an entire maybe 10 or 15 minutes. I guess I'm just not impressed with mechanics that reward bad aim when your crosshairs are off.... But hey If you like casual gameplay fine, fine absolutely FINE!!

    • @MastreBaitre
      @MastreBaitre Před 4 lety +2

      @@logan9847 Shuddup micahh
      Couldn't help myself rdr 2 is great

    • @ImponteDeluxo
      @ImponteDeluxo Před 4 lety +2

      @@logan9847
      Did you ever hear about the tragery and pain of the original quest for mountaintop?

  • @BlueBlur86CP
    @BlueBlur86CP Před 7 lety +254

    Let's never forget the LFG Trials Players:
    "Must have 1.5+ K/D"
    "Must have 2000+ ELO"
    "Must have Diamond ELO"
    "No kids or noobs"
    "You get kicked if you suck."
    "Farming for 3-5 wins then reset."
    "MUST BE JESUS HIMSELF!"

    • @matthewstevens340
      @matthewstevens340 Před 7 lety +21

      BlueBlur86CP "No kids" - I'm a squeaker
      "diamond ELO" - I want a carry
      "3-5 wins then reset - deprive everyone else of the joy of that weapon.
      "Clutch or kick" - I'm not good enough so time to blame someone else

    • @jaredtherock5692
      @jaredtherock5692 Před 7 lety +9

      BlueBlur86CP Would actually love to know what any of that means, btw.

    • @ImponteDeluxo
      @ImponteDeluxo Před 4 lety +2

      Now, they will return dude

    • @TBONE_2004
      @TBONE_2004 Před 3 lety

      You forgot the other LFG requirements...
      "Must have Thorn
      "Must have Revoker
      "Must have Truth
      "Must have LH/NF
      "Must have the *god* god roll Summoner

  • @GernaderJake
    @GernaderJake Před 7 lety +369

    9.8/10 - Needed to include stickies for the other 0.2 ;)

  • @tsuvani8826
    @tsuvani8826 Před 4 lety +139

    this was recommended after watching the trailer.

  • @arie_chen
    @arie_chen Před 7 lety +202

    1:57 The real crime here is the fact this dude has "Warlock" in his name, but plays as a Titan.

    • @r3vky
      @r3vky Před 7 lety +1

      Arie S lol

    • @lrand_ii3213
      @lrand_ii3213 Před 7 lety +6

      not really. but i was mainly referring to how bungie's recent attempts at balancing has taught a lot of players to avoid primary engagements and just completely ape with whatever requires the least skill.

    • @nachi6808
      @nachi6808 Před 7 lety

      maybe thats why he tought he could get away with a 25m kill

    • @iiDefied
      @iiDefied Před 7 lety +4

      It's been like that since year 1. If you're looking for a balanced, competitive game, then Destiny is not the one, lol.

    • @piehuntsme7688
      @piehuntsme7688 Před 6 lety

      Well they both use space magic I guess

  • @Geekermon
    @Geekermon Před 7 lety +1058

    Jez, I love these so much. Best type of videos you have ever done.

    • @alexbarnett8759
      @alexbarnett8759 Před 7 lety +1

      Geekermon yo geekermon pls check out my montage itd make my day !

    • @levikelsey3996
      @levikelsey3996 Před 7 lety

      Geekermon hey dude! I watch your vids all the time!

    • @ashortginger
      @ashortginger Před 7 lety

      agreed

    • @joshuawarren1968
      @joshuawarren1968 Před 7 lety +2

      Geekermon damn a compliment and a roast at the same time

    • @dylann.6585
      @dylann.6585 Před 7 lety

      Geekermon hi geekermon!! I'm subscribed to you!

  • @Aphylyon
    @Aphylyon Před 7 lety +99

    >Laughs at Titans being made fun of
    >Mains a Titan
    >Mfw.

  • @Vague122
    @Vague122 Před 4 lety +20

    Popped back into my feed, no complaints 😂

  • @danseb43
    @danseb43 Před 7 lety +366

    PERFECT!!! Actually makes me feel better about my losses lol. My favorite part was the Beer left on the bar nade LOL

    • @latuba2478
      @latuba2478 Před 7 lety +2

      Dan Sebastian mine too lmaoo

    • @bkblindside3884
      @bkblindside3884 Před 7 lety

      I threw that grenade too and was like how... I threw it directly at the wall..

  • @Bozohours
    @Bozohours Před 7 lety +316

    Do a video on Destiny raids in a nutshell.

    • @theraVen27
      @theraVen27 Před 7 lety +9

      Sniper part. Sword part. Jump puzzle in a shooter. Sniper part. Jump puzzle in a shooter. Pathetic reward.

    • @ksonsouchou
      @ksonsouchou Před 5 lety

      he never did all the raids

    • @TBONE_2004
      @TBONE_2004 Před 3 lety

      @@theraVen27 Crota doesn't count, that's a glorified strike.

  • @WTDNRattrap
    @WTDNRattrap Před 7 lety +19

    I never wanted this video to end, it was so good!

  • @DownyDropbear
    @DownyDropbear Před 7 lety +230

    "Genji is outgunned as usual" I Fucking love you jez

  • @ollegustafsson887
    @ollegustafsson887 Před 7 lety +307

    "Cutting yourself in the bathtub" have u been watching 13 reasons why? Lmao

    • @beezysgs
      @beezysgs Před 7 lety +43

      Gets outsniped by icebreaker
      ScaRcr0w787, welcome to your tape

    • @ambasy4538
      @ambasy4538 Před 7 lety +1

      Olle Gustafsson La Mayo*

    • @lukaproud9977
      @lukaproud9977 Před 7 lety

      Bizzy SGS I know Theo and scarecrow

    • @Merln17
      @Merln17 Před 7 lety +3

      Book was better. Sorry had to.

    • @gamerpro021
      @gamerpro021 Před 7 lety +2

      inclined to agree

  • @marknjoroge4537
    @marknjoroge4537 Před 7 lety +91

    A WORM IS AN ANNELID NOT AN INSECT. TRIGGERED

    • @Th3Jez
      @Th3Jez  Před 7 lety +37

      I'M SORRY GOOGLE HAS FAILED ME

    • @marknjoroge4537
      @marknjoroge4537 Před 7 lety +21

      wait, you replied. Am I famous now?

  • @ipolarisi2381
    @ipolarisi2381 Před 7 lety +29

    "he is a titan after all"

  • @GebhardtNico
    @GebhardtNico Před 7 lety +60

    CONGRATS ON 100K JEZ YOU F-ING DESERVE IT !!! GUYS GIVE THIS MAN SOME LOVE

  • @user-pm5lg3yu1t
    @user-pm5lg3yu1t Před 7 lety +30

    JEZZ this video was so funny. i was LMAO the whole effin time. keep it up bruh. cant wait to see age of triumph in a nutshell

  • @poormillionaire8593
    @poormillionaire8593 Před 7 lety +22

    The greatest Destiny video ever made

  • @doodbloke9094
    @doodbloke9094 Před 7 lety +5

    The multiple records bit was hilarious, your voice makes everything better, amazing video keep it up

  • @josepagan5699
    @josepagan5699 Před 7 lety +58

    Lmao dude you should do more of these

  • @paulgerard4222
    @paulgerard4222 Před 7 lety +24

    100.000 sub HYPE!! You're awesome man!

  • @georgeclinton4524
    @georgeclinton4524 Před 7 lety +102

    XD I'm laughing because otherwise I would be crying. Truth hurts. . .not the rocket launcher, that things garbo now. I never believed the people who work at Bungie actually play Destiny in their spare time. The way they talk about their game was always far to academic and austere, not like they had the passion and practical experience that comes from time spent in game. Honestly ask any of them about favorite shaders, ships, emblems, and armour pieces and you will get a blank stare.

    • @bigl2328
      @bigl2328 Před 7 lety +3

      George Clinton well they do make the game I dont think they care to play it just the money they earn for making it

    • @georgeclinton4524
      @georgeclinton4524 Před 7 lety +10

      +Kevin Molina It was just one of the early lies they told us. There were a few early videos where they were talking about how enthusiastic the team was about the game where they said working on Destiny was like a dream job and that they loved it so much they would work on it in the office and then go home and play their characters after work just like we do. I just remember at the beginning being very exited that the game was going to receive updates from people who played it as much as I did and were passionate about the game. It very quickly became apparent they don't play the game as they kept missing things casuals could figure out within 5 minutes.

    • @SyrinoxNight
      @SyrinoxNight Před 5 lety

      I kinda liked the red on black shader from the hard version of WOTM

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 2 lety

      @@SyrinoxNight okay so it's been 3 years I know, but... nanopoesis is what you're talking about.

  • @kapapage
    @kapapage Před 7 lety +24

    these are hilarious. the monotone voice was a great choice for these videos

  • @tigerchung8328
    @tigerchung8328 Před 4 lety +8

    Ah yes, recommend this to me right after it’s back CZcams.

  • @ajhussein1347
    @ajhussein1347 Před 7 lety +8

    Time and time again. TheJez has done it again with the funny vids

  • @Noridaii
    @Noridaii Před 7 lety +1

    Jez, this is unfiltered, uncut and pure Destiny Gold. For the love of Bungo, please make more of these. This and your crucible review are the best things on the internet.

  • @joshualobrecht
    @joshualobrecht Před 4 lety +4

    Why am i watching this in 2020

  • @zageri
    @zageri Před 7 lety +5

    god damn. i dont know who edits your videos, but it just makes it 50x better! you still are (and always will be) my favorite destiny youtuber.
    you 'in a nutshell' series is my favorite if you haven't noticed yet...

  • @alphtheor.879
    @alphtheor.879 Před 4 lety +9

    oh I can't wait to see destiny 2's updated version of this.

    • @Ray_Adams
      @Ray_Adams Před 4 lety +1

      Lol, you mean the literally 99% exact same version of this!

    • @cthulhubecausewhynot1182
      @cthulhubecausewhynot1182 Před 4 lety +1

      The more things change, the more they stay the same, apparently.

  • @zVxSolo
    @zVxSolo Před 7 lety

    OMG JEZ i love this type of video, the sarcastic tone really suits you and the "Multiple rewards" thing killed me

  • @islapfools7182
    @islapfools7182 Před 7 lety

    Jez this is hands down the most accurate trials video ever made.. Straight up comedy.. I subbed

  • @Artakha9000
    @Artakha9000 Před 7 lety +5

    'Trials: The Gun.' It's like reliving Thorn, except the time to kill is instant.

  • @aarondangerfield9519
    @aarondangerfield9519 Před 7 lety +6

    You're the best Jez!!!!

  • @ashen2077
    @ashen2077 Před 7 lety

    YES! I love this stuff Jez! Please for the love of all things do more videos like this!

  • @kurogumo8214
    @kurogumo8214 Před 7 lety +2

    CZcams did a weird update again, but that won't stop me from watching Jez having a great sense of humor while having a completely calm monotone voice.

  • @kellymara85
    @kellymara85 Před 7 lety +3

    Kony 2012! I giggled. Awesome video, man!

  • @saverofthehumens
    @saverofthehumens Před 4 lety +5

    Buffoon*
    I had to, even 3 years late.

  • @beeisme05
    @beeisme05 Před 4 lety +1

    This popped up all of a sudden for me. This was made a full year before I discovered this channel and subscribed. I would have left the like then as well had I been so blessed to know you my friend. Keep being awesome!

  • @manemrob1510
    @manemrob1510 Před 7 lety

    LOL I'm really loving all your hunerous vids and went back to watch many older ones. the sarcasm in this vid tho LOL. such a heavy mood/tone but funny yet sad at the same time because there is so much truth in the commentary. btw gratz on 100k subs!

  • @THELYRICALTMAN
    @THELYRICALTMAN Před 4 lety +6

    Jez, we need another one after Trials returns

  • @nadirbaitsaleem7270
    @nadirbaitsaleem7270 Před 7 lety +6

    OH THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD

  • @aterriblesliceoftoast4096

    Can’t wait for the new trials in a nutshell by ya favourite Titan slayer

  • @ethanol_ow
    @ethanol_ow Před 7 lety

    I absolutely lost it at "multiple records" best vid ive seen in a long time x'D love your work jez

  • @blakkermambaa
    @blakkermambaa Před 7 lety +3

    Lol "insect timber"!!
    I'm dead.

  • @cadancheen
    @cadancheen Před 7 lety +14

    I had to sub just had to, funny stuff

  • @coldyy720
    @coldyy720 Před 7 lety

    These Videos are absolutely amazing! I had such a great time watching this! Now I only want one thing...More Jez more...

  • @indianman7777
    @indianman7777 Před 7 lety

    Please keep these types of videos coming, they are amazing!

  • @zel6899
    @zel6899 Před 3 lety +3

    That comment on how trials is just all ability spam and no skill at the beginning hits harder right now in d2.

  • @AAROG00
    @AAROG00 Před 7 lety +14

    Hail Jez the Titan Slayer Slayer of All Titans

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 Před 7 lety

      Osiris quivers before him!
      _FUCK OFF!_

    • @TBONE_2004
      @TBONE_2004 Před 3 lety

      @@SkyNinja759 And Saint-14 is not amused.

  • @vib2119
    @vib2119 Před 7 lety +1

    Congratulations on the 100k Jez. You make great videos and may your channel grow ever bigger for it

  • @fabian_7115
    @fabian_7115 Před 7 lety

    literally the Best Video i've ever Seen
    i think that sums it up pretty well

  • @isaacheng6898
    @isaacheng6898 Před 4 lety +10

    still here in 2020? just me? ok...

    • @OutIivedEra
      @OutIivedEra Před 4 lety

      Megaphysical trials is coming back in 2020

    • @isaacheng6898
      @isaacheng6898 Před 4 lety

      Snazzii yep I’ve kept up with all the news :D

  • @theburntpenguin3270
    @theburntpenguin3270 Před 4 lety +3

    Anyone else think youtube is up to something?......Trials,Destiny,Jez?

  • @jfrosh9690
    @jfrosh9690 Před 7 lety

    omg jez this is one of best videos i have ever seen lol your voice tone was perfect

  • @kronikhasaa9377
    @kronikhasaa9377 Před 7 lety

    You literally made my day already and its 1 am. keep up the great work you beautiful creature!!

  • @rickylove4201
    @rickylove4201 Před 7 lety +3

    Regardless of how shitty work can be, your videos give me 5 minutes of happiness. well done Jez another funny video, and are you on Band?

  • @b-radtitanheat1171
    @b-radtitanheat1171 Před 7 lety +4

    JEZ, RAIDS IN A NUTSHELL PLEASE!!! You have to talk about glitches in raids cause well.... "Game development is hard."

  • @firechaos351
    @firechaos351 Před 7 lety

    Funny as heck man keep it up! loved this jez

  • @Tetsujinsei
    @Tetsujinsei Před 7 lety

    Absolutely amazing. The consistent tone of voice makes it really funny.

  • @eatingricetwice2414
    @eatingricetwice2414 Před 7 lety +5

    Am a 1800 Elo player and this is nothing less of the absolute truth

  • @wal_4798
    @wal_4798 Před 7 lety +7

    Bungie do you even play your own game anymore ?! ANYMORE ? They've never played it lmao

  • @lsimpsxn3573
    @lsimpsxn3573 Před 7 lety

    love it. from watching live and then this I'm looking forward to playing with you

  • @SceptilePetile
    @SceptilePetile Před 7 lety

    This is the first video of yours I have watched and seriously, greatest first impression EVER. Excuse me while I go subscribe, like, and watch as many videos of yours as I can

  • @ItsGottaBe123
    @ItsGottaBe123 Před 7 lety +4

    strikes with randoms in a nutshell!

  • @am5362
    @am5362 Před 7 lety +37

    Halal in Arabic means non-pork food or prepared as prescribed Muslim Law and Tabouli is a an Arabic food or Lebanese Cuisine.

    • @am5362
      @am5362 Před 7 lety

      Rei 😂😂

    • @allawy
      @allawy Před 5 lety

      'Halal' means permissable. So halal food is permissable food (for Muslims).

  • @Floyd-94
    @Floyd-94 Před 7 lety

    I've watched this video and Iron Banner in a Nutshell about 10 times each and shared them with all my Destiny friends.
    Jez, you've been around a long time and I never wanted to subscribe...until these videos.
    Keep it up, fam.

  • @rydonwunali
    @rydonwunali Před 7 lety

    That vid was hilarious, I'm expecting more from you in the future.

  • @Gormsy
    @Gormsy Před 7 lety +3

    1:56 - 1:57 My Favorite

  • @redstormfighter4863
    @redstormfighter4863 Před 4 lety +3

    Thanks CZcams for the relevant recommend

  • @Dimco300
    @Dimco300 Před 7 lety

    Awesome series Jez. Keep it up!

  • @dabrowskiwayne
    @dabrowskiwayne Před 7 lety

    Jez this and the iron banner video were so hilarious please continue!

  • @trustme-ji1kj
    @trustme-ji1kj Před 7 lety +6

    4:04 anyone else get that 13 reasons why reference

  • @LSB44446
    @LSB44446 Před 7 lety +104

    Hello Th3🅱ez

  • @gibbedhead
    @gibbedhead Před 7 lety

    This type of videos.. oh my. Perfect job!

  • @nicolaslapierre293
    @nicolaslapierre293 Před 7 lety

    I love your style of humor. It's masterful and genuinely funny. Don't stop. CZcams needs more people like you.

  • @lruddy8820
    @lruddy8820 Před 7 lety +3

    Omg my girlfriend made me buy that ice cream we ate half of it and its been in my freezer since being forgotten about, you just reminded me, im gonna rewatch the video eating ice cream knew inwatched your videos for a reason

    • @lruddy8820
      @lruddy8820 Před 7 lety

      Also how fucking good if cookie dough, in all contexts! I think i like it more then baked cookies

  • @Chemsweeper
    @Chemsweeper Před 7 lety +3

    Please do Raids in a nutshell

  • @Weinmaste
    @Weinmaste Před 7 lety

    Jez.......I'm loving these "nutshell" vids keep them coming!!!!

  • @tnzn4951
    @tnzn4951 Před 7 lety

    Yoooo congratulations on the 100k, well deserved Jez 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊

  • @Myythicz_
    @Myythicz_ Před 7 lety +4

    Bungie literally has .5 kds that main hunters test crucible. Wtf bungo 😂

  • @lukemaledy4088
    @lukemaledy4088 Před 7 lety +3

    More of this, yes?

  • @ShyyCrow
    @ShyyCrow Před 6 lety

    These videos are the reason why I subscribed. I've never related more

  • @drewjalbert8636
    @drewjalbert8636 Před 7 lety

    CONGRATS ON 100k JEZ !!!!! MUCH DESERVED

  • @ambs1290
    @ambs1290 Před 7 lety +3

    Just subbed. You're fucking hilarious :D

    • @Th3Jez
      @Th3Jez  Před 7 lety +2

      Thank you, welcome to the fam

  • @mallangs
    @mallangs Před 7 lety +3

    genius

  • @DyeBaller499
    @DyeBaller499 Před 7 lety

    These videos are hilarious. Keep them up. I love them.

  • @TheZBUCKNER
    @TheZBUCKNER Před 7 lety

    One of the funniest and most accurate videos I've seen in a long time. Well done Jez

  • @heydoeme
    @heydoeme Před 7 lety +3

    Multiple Records 😂

    • @Th3Jez
      @Th3Jez  Před 7 lety +5

      Thanks man really appreciMULTIPLE RECORDS

  • @klutzythecrab8665
    @klutzythecrab8665 Před 7 lety +22

    Pleas tell me you have a sub button for twitch

    • @Th3Jez
      @Th3Jez  Před 7 lety +21

      I do actually but feel free to just hang out before you sub!

  • @thedoctor4230
    @thedoctor4230 Před 7 lety

    This is hilariously on point!!! Subbed

  • @condie163
    @condie163 Před 7 lety

    I'm loving these in a nutshell videos. they're really enjoyable

  • @kuroyami1745
    @kuroyami1745 Před 7 lety +4

    I've still never been flawless :| (I've played trials since HoW)

  • @timmyvdb3
    @timmyvdb3 Před 7 lety +10

    Got to be honest, trials ruined the crucible because it caused 90% of all the nerfs and shaped the meta's.

  • @joelsaindon1314
    @joelsaindon1314 Před 7 lety

    I think these videos are dope. Keep em coming!

  • @okroses
    @okroses Před 7 lety

    Best videos ever!!! Fantastic writing Jez

  • @bearoverthere2001
    @bearoverthere2001 Před 7 lety +3

    Submit for MOTW!!

  • @jjenno7778
    @jjenno7778 Před 7 lety +3

    11th!

  • @kwyld
    @kwyld Před 7 lety

    Lmfao you have to have the best destiny videos out there. This shit had me cracking up! I watched all of your in a nutshell videos. Keep up the good work man and I hope to see more of these in D2

  • @mikeb3023
    @mikeb3023 Před 7 lety

    Another nutshell video that had me rolling 😅 great stuff!!!!