Doom Annihilation - Ultra Nightmare
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Doom: Annihilation is an upcoming American direct-to-video action horror film written and directed by Tony Giglio. It is a reboot based on id Software's Doom franchise and is the second live-action film adaptation of the franchise, after the 2005 film. The project was announced in April 2018, with principal photography commencing soon afterwards and ending in June 2018, with additional photography following in early 2019. Doom: Annihilation is scheduled to be released on home media on October 1, 2019. - Hry
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@HSRGV no u
Always love you're video's dude 👌
@@Senior666 bone app the teeth
GmanLives keep up the good work man. 🤘
You took one for the team with this one. Thank you brother!
"We have nothing to do with it"
-Doom Twitter
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Tullus Sulla gg Doom’s Twitter gg
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So well said.
haha and we can clearly see that :D
This movie was so bad that Doom Eternal was delayed until March 2020, just so we don't associate it with this movie.
The devs even said that Doom as a franchise has nothing to do with the movie.
@Eerimen Bzej So that's where the whole budget for this dumpster fire went: bribing Bethesda
@Eerimen Bzej They probably paid Bethesda a lot of money just to let them make the film.
Those new movies are so bad, it must be someone real stupid to start such projects....unoriginal and badly act and useless music....
@Eerimen Bzej The people who bought the rights to use the property can make horrible shit despite the creators consent. If they did see what the movie was about, I don't think they'd 'allow' it. Unfortunately they don't have a choice on the matter.
"A two hour movie with a guy just going around killing stuff would be boring."
Uh. John Wick 1-3 disagrees with you.
The Raid too.
Yup i disagree!
But that’s what doom is all about 😂non stop killing and violence
Hard Boiled also disagrees.
Dredd?
“I’ve watched the film 3 times” You poor, insane man
Khan Man I barely made through it, it was so god awful.
Mr. Leone I’d assume so. It does not look like a cinematic masterpiece by any means
This is a poor excuse of an adaptation of doom just like the 2005 one
@@Hades-yy5qq at least 2005 version is watchable and its better than dis shit
And also dwayne johnson
Lol
"Two hours of one guy just running around and killing things over over and that's kind of boring." *angry John Wick noises*
Nah the fact that the John Wick character talks makes it 1000% more viable as a movie...
Hardcore Henry though, that had the right formula.
@@gracefool It wasn't John talking that made it viable, he barely spoke, what made it viable was emotional attachment. (Dog and dead wife)
Honestly, if we could have had DOOM Flavored Hardcore Henry, that would have been awesome
John Wick is overrated
I would love to see a movie version of doom 2016 not the piece of shit they made
*"Who needs a Doomguy?"* tweeted the actress, was the moment where I believe she instantaneously cuts another huge percent of the audiences interest to buy and watch a direct-to-video movie that's already "Doomed" to fail ever since its first trailer was shown.
I'd definitely prefer a Doomgal. Just in a better production.
Tbf same, just make it some anger woman who rips and tears until it is done, no talking just a gal and a gun, make it the doomslayers daughter with a super shotgun
Rule one of doom franchise don’t talk shit about Doomguy. He’ll curve stomp you into oblivion.
Doomslayers reply: THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE *EXCPET YOU.*
@@solaireastora5394 NO, that's freaking dumb. GET RID OF THIS FEMINAZI BS!
There's only ONE Doom Slayer, and it's DoomGUY!
I think the writers forgot that Doom is about you killing a shit ton of bad guys, not bad guys killing a shit ton of you
“2 hours of a random guy running around killing everything is boring.”
Mate have you ever seen Killer Bean Forever?
You mean the bible?
@@mitchellbailey6258 exactly
That's and hour and 24 minutes doe 😳
@@camarox8597 And it's a masterpiece
Bruh the holly movie
DOOM movie, no Cyberdemon
"what a shame" - JC Denton
That's two for two now.
That rhymed pretty well
at least it had imps throwing fireballs.... the first doom didnt
*lips smack*
what a rotten way to die.
A movie that was made in 2019 but looks like it was 20 years ago.
20? More like 40. Looks like it was made in the 80s.
It was better than the Doom movie from 2005.
@@leegsyFuck no, 2005 was shitty yet it's kind of watch able if you take some parts out compare to this pile of crap movie
Dont embarrass old films comparing it with this full trash.
IWatch4Story Problem: movies were actually good over twenty years ago.
Q: Who needs the Doomguy?
A: This entire film.
"Boy, I sure wish Doom only had zombies and imps for monsters, and didn't have Doom Guy" - said no one, ever
Also the zombies look like budget zombie Jason Voorhees and the imps look like generic horror movie bad guys
and instead of the zombies using guns like they did in Doom, why don't we just make them the generic Walking Dead zombies that use zerg rush tactics in contrast to the ambushes of the Shotgun guys and Chaingun guys?
"where does it say that doomguy has to be a guy?"
"in the name doomguy."
Ben Shapiro.
They dumb as bricks
The actress also said something sexist like that ,that u don't need a doomguy
@@TARINunit9 Know what defines a Doomguy fans want in movie?
IDDQD IDKFA
@Lord Fuzzle it is stupid of them to do it even if it wasnt some agenda driven thing
you cant just take a character who has fans with expectations and change him for no reason and expect it to go over well
thats like doing a lord of the rings movie and making aragorn and frodo female just because
"Who needs a doomguy?"
That particular quote didnt age well.
She needed doom Slayer at the end of the movie
maybe women do hate men's fun things
More like who needs this movie
Makes such a comment about the entire protagonist of the whole franchise.......lol.... Never did they think it would be their undoing..😂😂
😂😆🤣WHY WOULD IT *_EVER_* AGE WELL
Here's my pitch for a Doom movie: don't center the action on the Doom marine/Doom Slayer, but have him be in the film. Instead, have the main focus be a small group of scientists and soldiers trying to get through the chaos and violence alive as things get progressively worse and their numbers dwindle. At the same time, make it clear that the Doomslayerguy is doing his thing. Have him be just a force of nature crashing through the entire facility, wrecking demon shit, and occasionally intersecting with the main characters. The first time could be relatively innocuous, the second chaotic to the point they don't know which of the many entities present is the center of the storm, and then by the third encounter/sighting (even just quick glances or glimpses in the background of scenes that the characters don't notice but the audience does) will establish the Doomslayerguy as the unstoppable righteous badass he is.
He'd get character development in small moments, things like slamming doors shut/sealing them behind him so that survivors like the main characters can't accidentally follow him into the thickest combat zones; or during a scene where he's in the same room as our survivors he can notice that they're not properly armed to adequately defend themselves against the oncoming demonic hordes, so he'll casually toss them his weapon as he moves towards his next target cracking his knuckles - maybe with a surge of red energy through his suit like he's activating Berserk.
And of course the finale would have him swoop in and save (what's left of) the day in classic one-many-army style ultra-violence, allowing the last main character(s) to escape, only to turn around and dive straight back into it ("it" in this case being literal Hell, because that's where the climax would obviously take place) without hesitation, rest, or recognition.
I think this approach would solve the two biggest problems with a Doom movie: characterizing Doomguy and trying to balance his power fantasy in-game persona with the necessary vulnerability characters need to maintain tension. The audience would be there to see Doomguy curbstomp demon ass, and they'd get it, but they'd also get characters that are more than just names given to future corpses. The plot would be simple, but simple doesn't mean bad: good characters and good action can make the simplest plot magic, ala Mad Max Fury Road.
Intriguing idea. I'd love to see Doomguy as a side character that occasionally comes to help the main protagonists.
@@iennefaLsh I think the key to making it work would be ensuring that he didn't feel like a deus ex machina that just showed up when the main crew encountered anything serious. They'd need to fight and suffer and die on their own, and the Doom Slayer would have to be shown as independent of them, but not unwilling to help when he does notice.
One way to add to that feel would be to have glimpses of the Slayer in the backgound, or maybe briefly seen as a door closes or on a floor that passes as the crew goes up an elevator, or even just the sounds of demons getting slaughtered a couple rooms over in the background after catching a glimpse of him to confirm he's still nearby. Then those things could be capitalized on so that the Slayer could encounter the protagonists, but in a way that would make sense for him, like crashing through a wall fighting a demon, or blasting his way inside the base after a battle on the surface of Mars, etc. I genuinely think it could work. But I don't know that anyone in Hollywood would ever agree to that kind of a script, where the "main" character is in less than 1/4th of the film on screen.
YES this the way to do it !
@@LdNidd Truly great idea!
@@MrHungryforbeats Thank you very much! I really wish there was a chance of seeing it happen one day. Maybe I should try writing a script/treatment and sending it to id :P
When she runs to the health station at the beginning, I immediately shouted:
PRESS 'A' !
???
@@RockinEnabled In Doom 3 you press A to get health from these health stations. :P
@@christopherstanley4837 LOL it has dawned on me only now that Doom 3 wasn't played just on PCs xD
Did you mean Xbox? A to use anything?
@@RockinEnabled Yep. A button is the universal "use" button on most games. But Doom 3 never saw a Gamecube port, so yes. I speak of Xbox. :P
This movie is literally aliens colonial marines, among movies.
Razer Except that we knew this movie was gonna flop the moment the trailer came out.
@@retrorampager5373 True
Was colonial marines that bad?
@@setsers1 it's playable at least
@@setsers1 well, i played and it had so many bugs that it was fun
"Joan Dark"
"Joan D'Arc"
Jesus Christ could you be anymore hamfisted?
Joanna Dark.
Joan Arc
@@kabob0077 Joanna Dark is in all probability a reference to Joan of Arc, the french medival heroine.
@@matchmakerchris7617 Yep, the director said himself it's a reference to Joan of Arc.
The funny thing is the real life Joan never fought in any battles she was more of a mascot for the French.
They missed a huge opportunity to name the Doom girl "Crash".
you think they give a sh^t about backstory?
zandronum reference?
@@brendanpaglalunan1947 Quake 3 Arena reference, Crash was Doomguys (in Q3A he is called just "Doom") instructor and the first enemy you fight against in the campaign.
@@TheOneZytel oh sorry i have never played quake
@Nero Redivivus not any more obscure than naming her after a character from a whole other developer's series.
Watching this movie without dying is harder than Ultra Nightmare
A "Doom" movie with a Doom Girl named Joan Dark?
Cant wiat for the Halo movie with Master Chick whose real name is Samantha Aran
fuxk cheese Fuck
I'd watch that. Zero Suit Samantha.
@@Texelion3Dprints Yeah, but Samantha Aran is played by Rebel Wilson.
Yeah but Master Chick is a cool name. That or Mistress Chief.
Let me think a second..... 🤢🤮
I love how this film has made people retroactively appreciate the 2005 Doom movie.
"SEMPER-FI, MOTHERFUCKER " is still one of the greatest lines The Rock has ever said
Uh....this has way more to do with doom than that 2005 aliens and not hell beasts disaster. Nothing about that movie says doom to me other than the last 10 minutes of the movie. This at least looks like it's trying to be an actual doom story. I just completely disagree.
@@michaelpitcher2820 Unlike the 2005 film, this film decides that the "demons" aren't mutations, but just aliens, much like the novels.
@@michaelpitcher2820 Neither are accurate due to complete lack of Doom Marine/ Slayer. Seriously how could you all miss this one very crucial factor of the game. Imagine making a Mario movie without Mario or a Sonic flick without Sonic. There is no excuse for this crap.
At least they had the cool first person perspective on 2005
13:55 "It'd just be two hour of one guy just running around and killing things"
Expected hard cut to John Wick..
John wick still has an actual story tho, and theres a bunch of non action scenes
"If it was faithful to the game it would just be two hours of one guy running around killing things over and over" I'd watch that! Doomguy all the way
Changing doomguy to doomgirl was actually a good move.
Like, they knew the movie will be just a pile of shit, so they don't want to bring Doomguy in this mess.
they had us in the first half, not gonna lie
In Gears 5, they have a female protagonist.
@@assembled1855 That's entirely different. Gears doesn't have any direct main character. Marcus was just the main character we happened to have for the first three and that's only if you're playing alone. Doomguy, Doom Marine and Doom Slayer are the main characters. You can't just one day decide to change that. That's just ridiculous.
That, right there, gave me hope for the franchise. I agree, Doomguy was shielded from being a part of this disgrace!
Agreed. They did do good not adding doomguy to this disgrace. Even the 2005 version was better despite being inaccurate as hell. They just need to make a quality flim based off of 1&2.
""Imps show up to throw adobe after effect balls to the marines ?D I'm dying :D
"A 2-hr movie about a guy going around killing stuff would be boring."
Well choreograph action movies, martial arts movies, Shoot 'Em Up.
Yeah but even though typically there’s break in the action like training montages, character development, exposition
0:55 don’t be making fun of my boy criticaldrinker.
This and Mortal Kombat have taught me one thing: the word "annihilation" in the title of a video game-based movie is always a bad sign.
Except for Total Annihilation the game, I've heard that game was awesome.
Like putting force in your game title is also a bad sign
But the word Annihilation in a movie title is a sign it's a crazy sci-fi adventure
Peter Francisco That talking bear spooked me.
"... Shao Khan is my brother." Imagine my young shocked expression, but considering it was made in the 90s without SJW pandering, I'll watch MK Annihilation any day!
"Two hours of one guy running around killing everything over and over"
damn it, that's EXACTLY what a doom movie should be!
You obviously don't know how to write a script.
Vinny C. Doom itself doesn’t really have a script.
Exactly
@@agentlunky8003 "Doom" itself is a script.
That would be shit.
Doom 2005 is so underrated I actually love that movie.
"Doom annihilation is a film adaptation"
That rhymed
The 'Fight Like Hell' cinematic trailer was a million times better then this
Doom 3 was better than this film
@@joshuagraham5750 The 2005 Doom movie was better than this in most aspects.
"Fight like hell" commercial have bigger budget than this movie.
Seriously. All they gotta do is literally take that 30 second commercial and turn it into a 90-120 minute action romp.
TheOverLordOfDank damn right
Hear me out: Hardcore Henry film style but Doom Movie
you have the right idea
Yes
This. Mute protagonist, 2 hours of mindless violence and story narrated by side characters. Instant 10/10
@@vm7528 No narration. Just a text briefing in the beginning.
@@raygoza91c That could work too. And lot of metal music
If a team who genuinely loves the game franchise, and had enough budget and time I feel a truly great Doom movie could be made. You could do a film based around the life of the Doom Guy (Doom slayer) who doesn't say a word if you found the right actor.
Marines look like they dressed up going to go play laser tag.
Doom movie could work if it was like Hardcore Henry. Silent protagonist, action and gore, secondary characters dying all the time.
Even if the character did talked in the movie....it could work if at least they actually tried to make a movie faithful enough to the game. idk, John Wick with gore and demons; or Rambo 5 with demons; or idk, Dredd but he is locked in a facility or on hell with demons...
DOOM 2016 has an epic story if you read the codex. If they ever make a movie they can make a trilogy: Origin (the past story of the doom slyer), the present (DOOM 2016), the future (DOOM Eternal). And this is never going to happen and we are stuck here with DOOM Annnihilation: Bull$hit Edition.
@@LivresAudio Doom 1993 has an epic story if you read the manual and walls of text, along with paying close attention to the environment. If you wanna throw in the things that were added to the story later, like Quake III Area adding the Crash and Phobos characters to the backstory and Wolfenstein RPG giving The Cyberdemon Lord a backstory, it gets even better. People just take John Carmack's infamous quote way to hard to heart. There's actually a pretty rad story in the original game, plus Hell on Earth, if you're into really irreverent rule of cool stuff like Devil May Cry.
I think a Doom movie could work if the main characters were someone OTHER than Doom Guy. He's there, but he's like a force of nature. The characters are essentially trying to help him get at the demons. Like maybe he's fighting a room of demons but doesn't have his weapons, but because he's outnumbered and weaponless, he can't break away easily. So they have to arm him. Or maybe they have to go get the BFG for him near the climax. Or open doors for him, find keys, etc. Maybe they are the ones who need to uncover the mystery and discover where the party has to go next in order to close the Hellgate, even though Doom Guy is the only one who really stands a chance against the demons.
Hell, we could have some tense stealth sections where the main characters need to sneak around a few demons in order to access a computer, or restore power to an airlock, or something. They could even kill a few here and there. Bonus points if you make THEM look relatively badass just by using their brains, technology, and teamwork to take down a cacodemon that was hunting them down. Then a bit later on, have Doom Guy just jump right on top of one and start ripping and tearing.
Doom 2005: Replace energy chain and mega explosion with being able to literally melt the fucking wall, that will do
Doom Ass-something: Plasma rifle but call BFG
When you create a movie with annihilation in title, you know that annihilation is what it will do to the video game(MK).
Next stop: Dukette Nukem fights misogynist aliens
By 'fights' do you mean raises false rape charges?😂
But classic Duke does that.
Dukette would have to fight aliens who only kidnap men.
Why, why would you give them such a "great ideea" for free?
@@DGRMTWO Duke already does that
And they replace duke with pc principal
Just do hardcore Henry’s plot with doom characters easy
Yeah this is about right
Fucking this.
Needs more Biting Elbows.
Bruh! Is it wierd I thought of that too
@@kabob0077 could you imagine Doomguy smashing imps to "Anarchy?" haha
Hahaha, "drunk and Irish is no way to go through life son"
Dude, "Joan Dark" is OBVIOUSLY a reference to Jeanne d'Arc.
And no, I'm not french, but I still know who she is, come on.
I Thought it was a reference to the lead character in the game Perfect Dark
That's what I thought at first too
@bountyhunterderek - _"the lead character in the game Perfect Dark"_
Which is also a reference to... (drum roll)... Jeanne d'Arc. Who would've thought, eh? ;)
r/woosh
@@alesin1992 This isn't Reddit.
"They continued making the film for the love of the source material" Damn, that is some astounding optimism for a company that is Universal's equivalent to The Asylum.
asylum films were satire for me
Umm that is not who made the film, he got sent there, and given crap budget, cuz the studieo did not want to risk the budget of a propper movie, frankly I think the guy would of aced it, if he had the budget to do so.
@@akimbofurry2179 Agreed. With the VERY low budget he had he did the best he could. At least this adaptation is closer to the source material than the 2005 film.
@@alucard624 I wish more would of been a bit more fair to it. Was a fine b movie
The one thing you needed for Doom was Doom guy.
You failed.
It's Doom MA'AM!!
And also Demons. Lots of demons. Not just some zombies and basic imps.
In the '90s, Do0mguy could have been played by either Michael Biehn or Tom Berenger.
I feel like it really needed the doom soul, y'know, fast paced and brutal action. Even though doomguy is badass, i woild be ok with another protagonist as long as the movie wasn't horse shit
@@SinaelDOverom Anything can have hordes of demons. But Doom has Doomguy to rip through them. If it had just been a zombie apocalypse, but Doomguy was slaughtering his way through it full-force, it'd still be Doom, baby.
I’m so glad I found this channel
I want a Doom movie from the first person perspective, like in Hardcore Henry. If there's any movie type that would be perfect for that kind of thing, it would be a Doom movie.
Gman, if you ever get tired of games and want to expand your channel, I would totally watch your film reviews.
Preferably videogame movies though, I don't want him to become the next Angry Joe.
@@acewolfgang276 Reminder that Angry Joe gave Suicide Squad an 8/10 and Blade Runner 2049 a 6/10. That alone should tell you something.
@@acewolfgang276 Joe is a try hard to be funny twat. Gman has always been genuine and natural. No worries.
@@brandon17760 BR 2049 9/10... for me it was barely a 7/10. 9/10 more like the original.
Y'know, I think "I'M YOUR ULTRA NIGHTMARE, MOTHAFUCKAS!" might just end up becoming a punchline for military incompetence in horror cinema.
My whole body overloaded with cringe. The line, the delivery. I think some brain is leaking out of my ear.
That or Doom meme.
It might get referenced in DOOM ETERNAL, just sayin'.
Dude I laughed so hard))
@@jillvalentinefan77 I had to walk away from my phone after hearing that shit plus that bj blaskovich scene
He's speaking to the audience!
i found this channel a couple days ago and i'm so glad that i did this guy is just amazing
Coming back to this video for a rewatch I'd like more these man
"Everyone tried their best"
🎵 And I guess their best wasn't good enough🎵
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Honestly, I can't even agree with that, it seems pretty damn cynical going by the script.
It was simply the wrong people
DOOM GUY
Seriously the way this movie it's recorded makes me want to puke, i feel like i'm watching some CZcams parody done by CZcams itself.
Looks like something from a low budget syfy tv show
I mean this movie recording falls into amateur level, in a bad way, because there is a lot of indie and amateur movies/clips are quite good
Nah parodies and fan films on CZcams are alot better
I loved the parts where you added in the sounds from the game, there needs to be a cut of this movie with that done throughout.
Just watched this and came here to see your review. I enjoyed the scenes you did with the Doom sound effects more than the entire movie I just saw. I knew I should have picked up beer.
"4 more imps show up and start throwing Adobe fireball presets at everyone" Lmao! Corridor crew should make this movie
That's a great idea. Imma go comment this on their latest video.
XDDD
"Joan Dark" could also be a reference to Joan D'Arc. The movie is just oblivious enough to literally name the lead character Joan of Arc. That was my first thought when hearing her name.
Zenhael Cero yes i think that's where they were going with this
Yeah because she's a holy christian soldier that fights for evil, just like Joan D'Arc, so original, like no one has ever done this.
I did think at first that it was a reference to Johanna Dark, the protagonist of Perfect Dark (another good FPS serie), but upon seeing the movie, I realized I gave those dumbf*cks more credits than what was due.
That's actually what it is Confirmed by the director himself. He wanted something with Christian ties to allude to the religious aspect of the Games.
If you have CC on, the subtitle does say Joan d'Arc when he first mentioned it
I love your synopsis so much. I think the internet needs more of your reviews of bad movies!
Just because of your commentary I have subbed with post notes on, u r hilarious and have a none biased view of this film, me on the other hand loved this film, the previous film and all the games so yeh
how to actually make a doom movie:
copy hardcore Henry but with better effects and a doom theme. boom you're done, where's my golden globe?
They really want to pretend that it's too hard for a low budget, but CMON, Blair Witch did it. Or just put a go pro on someone's head while holding a gun.
Hardocre Henry was filmed on a shoestring budget to and it was fucking sick.
Noah Antwieler said it best on how to actually make a Doom movie; 1-Get at least 10 million in budget. 2-Hire a small army of stunt coordinators and practical gore effect specialists. 3-Hire The Rock 4-Open the film with The Rock giving the People's Eyebrow before rappelling into Mars base and make the other 99 minutes one long stunt reel. It'll be vapid, hollow as hell, nonsensical at time, but it would be METAL and it would be DOOM.
You missed the music, you gotta add the music
Couldn't agree with more
Either make it in harcore Henry style or get some big budget and make it "like john wick" less talking and more shooting and action
anyone else notice that the dinning room on their ship looks ripped from alien.
A lot of shit in this film was ripped from Alien.
Were you not paying attention to the review?
What the hell is a dinning room?
the entire intro was a alien movie reffrence.
@@mattgerrish908 a room in which you dine
Here's a list of things that are completely necessary for a damn good DOOM movie.
1. A badass Doomguy or Doomgal.
2. Ruthless and completely Wrathful to anything that gets in his/her way.
3. Give them a goddamn shotgun, chainsaw, and BFG.
4. Zombies with guns.
5. Believable Demons. *_Every_* demon.
6. Gore. Lots of Gore.
7. A main actor/actress playing the character should actually be respectful towards their source character.
8. ARMOR THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THE GODDAMN ARMOR FROM THE GAME LIKE COME ON!
I love the part when joan blew up the barrel and said "im your doom 2016 Bethesda incorporated!" truly a masterpiece
"2 hours of a guy shooting things would be, kinda boring"
I disagree sir.
I absolutely love John Wick
Hardcore Henry and John Wick are disagree as well.
2 hours of pure POV action packed slaughter,,,where do I sign ?
Mad Max is just a car chase... so idk people can watch.
That’s honestly a SHIT opinion. I’d love to watch Doom Guy shoot shit up. No funny business.
Doom Annihilation is the most disappointing thing since my son.
Sorry I couldn't live up to your ridiculous expectations DAD
I CLAP I CLAP WHEN I SEE THE RLM REFERENCE ! I KNOW RLM TOO !
At least your son has a chance to improve though
Oof
Can I have a pizza roll?
I haven't seen the movie, and I don't think I will, but I really liked your review! I especially liked that you gave credit where it was due. You didn't just spend the whole video trashing the film, you also pointed out the parts that you thought were done well, and that makes me a lot happier.
OMG! That bit where you dubbed Doom sound over the movie. Brilliant!
This makes Doom with the Rock look like an Oscar performance.
Hope they leave Duke,BJ and Kratos alone.
They already got BJ
I'd say we got a good version of Duke already. Bruce Willis as Korbin Dallas in "The Fifth Element" is essentially Duke Nukem. I'll take it as it's a fun film and loved by most people I know.
Nah, still a shitty movie
@@JHJH10000 What's wrong with bj
@@andryuu_2000 corny as f*ck but at least it was enjoyable. I'd even say it's what makes it enjoyable.
The latest Wolfenstein games are kinda killing the series. While the New Colossus is a mixed bag, Young Blood is just bad.
Here's an idea how the movie should went:
- No Respond of any UAC Facility
- Squad of Marines get sended to investigate
- All expect one getting slaughered
- Sole marine Survivor fights his way through demons.
- finds out there was a mad scientist that is deep into hell cult and opened a portal to hell.
- Finds the Doom slayer locked up or maybe fighting through the facility passing by.
- Doom *MARINE* and Doom *SLAYER* teaming up to defeating the demons and mad
scientist.
- Cool action Scenes.
THE END.
took me 5 minutes.
I'm assuming the Doom Marine is basically the player character in Doom 3?
@@harlannguyen4048 nah. just some regular marine that kicks demon asses with the slayer
@@ddxinthehouse isn't Doom guy and Doom slayer the same ? because their armor looks similiar. especially in *Doom Eternal.*
@@ddxinthehouse Im quite sure that Doomguy and Doom Slayer are the same person. I dont think the protagonist of the first two games had an official name, and then Id gave him the official name of Doom Slayer for the release of DOOM 2016
@@ddxinthehouse Not exactly a theory, that's just what I assumed given the lore
The Rock's Doom movie is much better.
No it is not, I would rather watch this.
Both movies are good.
@@beastofbeasts2433 the rocks movie was a mess, least annihilation is a good B movie.
@@akimbofurry2179 Well I at least enjoyed them both.
Has way more soul than this.
I love how hamfisted the symbolism of Dr. Betruger’s name is.
Betrüger is German for impostor, fraud, cheater.
Yeah, but they lifted that straight from Doom 3, where it was used somewhat mistakenly because they didn't translate "traitor" right.
@@thekrautist True, and a sadly very common thing I see happening in US TV as well. As if the proper use of a dictionary were too complicated for these folks.
"They continued making the film for the love of the source material" - ermm, sorry to bring it to you, but they did it only to secure the rights for the franchise.
This is the correct answer.
Nah that's not true, the guy who wrote this film tried to start this project almost straight after the previous one, it's been in development hell since then to now.
Just give us hardcore Henry with doom guy. I need that.
Yes
Why? Just get the game!
Honestly, Hardcore Henry is pretty much the best video game movie ever, despite not actually being based on a video game.
My thoughts exactly. If doomguy is the protagonist, it must be hardcore henry with more gore. Otherwise... I say let doomguy save the standard marine's asses a few times before making mince meat out of hell when he inevitably deus-ex-machina's the protagonist out of getting stomped. Then we get to see the bfg used to it's full potential 0.0
F#@k yeah
dude you're killin me
Good synopsis/review. Feel like I'm up to speed. Thumbs up. Thank you
If you want a "strung female character" shooting monsters... why not just do a Metroid film?
I'd love to see a Metroid film, but Incels will probably ruin it by trying to claim Samus was a boy all along.
@@psychedeliccarrie5921 I find that very hard to see happen considering how much fanart Samus has gotten, everyone knows she's a woman.
The thing I fear is that she'll be a blandly written character that does everything to not "offend" Tumblr crowds, much like the protagonist of this Doom movie, she's boring as hell.
If Alex Garland (Sunshine, Dredd, Ex-Machina, Annihilation) writes the script I would have no fear.
DeepEye1994 Except Alex Garland isn’t a hack trying to make a cheap buck creating derivative video game film adaptations, like whoever made this was.
@@psychedeliccarrie5921 I'm sure "incels" would love a movie with Samus, as long as it isn't used as a propaganda weapon. Keep it just like the games. Just her and isolation. No male characters, no extra female characters. Just her vs. aliens, space pirates and hopefully Ridley. That's what the whole series is about. Being completely alone in an uninhabitable planet investigating some phenomenon.
Also, your argument is completely fabricated. Nobody actually claims that Samus is a boy.
You mean the same incels that might turn violent after watching joker? Fuck off.
The “purple zombies” were supposed to be the possessed. But it’s not like they had the budget to make them look even remotely comparable.
Holy crap dude, you are funny! I just stumbled on this video after seeing it on my side panel. Good choice! :)
"... reference to Joanna Dark..."
/me prepares post, pauses
Well played, my man. Well played.
"Itll be two hours of one guy killing stuff over and over again and that's kinda boring"
Hardcore Henry: am I a joke to you?
Yeah!This film was suprisingly good for what it is, pure adrenalin rush in the cinema, it was great.
Well,the movie feels that is Fast-Paced but, have some time to develop Henry and Jimmy
Hardcore Henry was boring though
Hardcore Henry, Dredd, and John Wick. Practically required watching for adapting Doom for cinema.
Hardcore Henry was really boring, though. The action scenes were just John Wick without the good camera work, and it was filled with these dumb ass FPS memes for people who think MW2 is the height of storytelling.
That “disarming the patriarchy” like was golden, my dude. 👌🏻
XD
CZcams unsubed me from your channel, again...
You look like the kind of guy who would let a women peg him.
Yeah that was perfect 🤣
Ja Kooistra
Bitch was I shaming him? Stfu.
I’m the one who fucks for the cucks. ;)
"and she disarms him like she disarms the partiarchy"
Hot damn, you're an incredible writer. lols
Humor is about the only thing that keeps me alive these days.
Since 2016 I've thought the only funny content on CZcams was old H3H3 videos. Boy oh boy was I WRONG!
Thanks GMan. You're keepin' my ticker tickin'!!!
I'd take an animated Doom movie over live-action any day
Doom (2016) cutscenes put together forming a movie
I would take pure faeces over any of the Doom movies made till date... specially this one. And im a Doom fan!
Blur should do it.. look at halo 2 anniversary cutscenes and imagine doom...
@@freebooterluckless a doom animated movie would be the equivalent of advent children shit would be great
The costumes are pathetic. They look like some generic soldiers instead of badass space marines in power armor.
They are similiar if not the same as the half life security guard suits
Change my mind
Looks like an bad Alien rip off
How can you make it worse, the last movies monsters actually looked like the ones from doom three
Tell me about it.
For a movie that is suppose to be similiar to Doom 3 these guys dont look remotely like they belong in a future Space Marine force.
"A cup of hot coffee on a tumble drier." Had to pause to take that one in. XD
I was done with this movie when they found William Blazkowicz, you’re just gna kill off a legend like that? A man who’s family killed a million Nazis and Hitler?
Honestly, it feels like another one of those film adaptations of a game where no one played the game, they just read the wiki.
Hardcore Henry is probably the closest we'll ever get to a DOOM movie
Yup
I loved when you dubbed the game sounds into the movie. Hilarious.
I played the game every single day, it was my favorite growing up. Need the game back!
I was hoping it wouldve been like HDoom
"So what if we made Aliens... bad?"
Then you get Alien 3 and Alien: Resurrection. 🙂
What a great idea
8:26 LMAO
You just made the movie infinitely better.
Those video game sound effects had me laughing and fuking entalertained as hell at the same time
i remember when someone tried to defend this to me
that was funny
people have got to hear this
DoomGUY not DoomGIRL
Loved the OG Doom sound effects edited into the action scenes.
I think we'd all rather watch Doom Annihilation : Gman Cut
Love the Dredd call out in under a minute.
Dredd was a criminally underrated movie and if you havent seen it I HIGHLY recommend it.
I don’t understand why its so hard to make a doom film you just put doom slayer in a space place and kill shit, shoot huge guns and chew bubblegum