ENTER THE MCDOJO
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- What happens when the two brothers of Martial Club stumble into the Wolves Den? We’ve been getting a lot of messages from fans telling us that they have been interested in picking up Martial Arts. We’ve made this film to show you guys which Martial Arts schools to look out for.
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Written by: Daniel Mah
Directed, Edited by: Andy Le
Special Thanks to:
Brian Le
Ryan Tran
Luke Pham
Brandon Chun
Andrew Chenault
Kevin Do
I'm a retired Shotokan instructor from the UK and I give this amusing video a definite THUMBS UP.
dik shun i beat yo ass
Karl Seagull give me ur adress
+Lick Mike Hunt Are you joking ? I DO live in S. London.
Karl Seagull im not black son
Bad troll is bad.
I started crying of Laughter when the man did the thriller!
+Samuel Appiah the "instructor" actor started laughing too lol
Me too
yep
if you see bryan, he laugh too
where?
>take off shoes
>everyone in mcdojo wears running shoes
One of the dudes is wearing kickboxing shoes by the look of it.
Maverick 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Thats not a running shoes.. thats a Feiyue(a brand of a special shoes for wushu) and Wushu shoes(like Daye, Wuyue, Budosaga, wuyinxiang and all). I can tell. Because Im a wushu athelete.
Night Wolve no the person was talking about mcdojos
Lol
"What was that?"
"What Was what?"
You cant be using that fancy ballet crap in a fight."
"But i just did."
"But you cant."
"But-"
"BUT YOU CANT!!"
ROFL
LMAOOOOO
@@skeletalsounds_ my man I got notified of this Just now this was 4 god damn years ago 🤣
@@skeletalsounds_ I was just getting into martial arts at thay point now I'm not far off black belt. Time flies.
"BuT yOu CaN't!!"
@@maxzhao8331 but he just did
@@maxzhao8331 my statement stands sir
I loved it when Brian in the minute 5:59 laughs at the boy while doing his form 😂😂
So I'm not the only one who noticed 😂
4:14 I fucking lost it when the senior student adjusted the white belt's form to be wrong in every possible way XDXDXD
I loved that
+pindrock Yeah, I like little stuff like that. Boy was that funny how he made his stance even more screwed up.
Crap,this goes to show if you have an idea, do it. I always wanted to make a video like this but never go around to it.
Anyway, mad props to the cast of this film!!
Xd
He basically shifted him from shuto uke to a NAZI salute 😂😂😂
Hahahah! Hilarious! I have a black belt.
Really. A black leather belt.
For office wear.
Lol 😂😂😂
Lol
Lol fck u
Dadest joke i know. I've heard it too many times.
Got me
This is good. Totally dropping karate, kickboxing, krav maga, and BJJ to replace it with Wolf Ki Do - the Ultimate Fighting System!
Justin Freeman how’d it go?
@@ComingSoonOnVHS he can't reply because he has ascended. Any force he would apply to type would destroy anything he's typing on
@@the1anonymouse bruh.
Lol same
@@the1anonymouse I now have full control of my power and can type again. However, I worry I would kill my opponents by accident if I went pro.
This should be a real series. A collaboration with master ken would be epic.
"I've waited 3 years to see this form." But since it's a Mcdojo wouldn't he have a black belt in 3 years?
xD
HAHAHAHA you got us X'D
Obesity Playz 6 months
I think you mean 3 months
He obviously didn't pay for the fast-track course. You get an online booklet you know.
Lol! Actually experienced that when I went to another school as a guest and used a move that was not allowed in their martial art style. The instructor was like, "No! You can't do that! It is not allowed!" I did learn a few good thing (always willing to take the few good things), but that place was limiting my ability.
Absolutely loved this video!
largely on the instructor for not making sure you understood the rules first.
=))))), yeah, i know. I was in the same situation as well.
@anonymous 😂. No, it was just a basic Judo/Hapkido throw. It was in a "striking only" kind of school. Even simple throws were frowned upon.
"MASTERRRRRRERRRRERRER"
"AAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
This clip never gets old lol
When the guy was correcting the form 😂😂😂😂
Ahhhhh wwwooooooo !!
"You can't use that Ballet crap in a real fight !"
"I just did"
"But you can't!"
Was dying laughing at that
The Thriller video steps in the form must have been improvised. Right around the 6:00 mark the instructor started busting up!! Puhahaha!
Oh yeah!! XD
The karate master is so hilarious. Great script, great performance and excellent clip ! Support you guys all the way. :)
Its not karate its wolf ki do😂😂😂
Haha 40 mcdojo masters watched this video :P
+Daniel Mah 50 mcdojo masters
aHAHAHAHAH at least people are still watching the video ;)
Daniel Mah of course we are watching this
Daniel Mah I
Master Ken's Reactions: Wolfgang McDojo is Bullshit!!!
I just earned 11th degree black belt in ameri-do-te
🙃😂😂
Kaito kun no you didn't. Unless you beat master Ken !
Only Master Ken has a black belt in Ameri-Do-Te, it's too hard for normal humans to grasp.
Restomp the groin 😂👊🏻
Oss
where is Yamcha the Grand Master of this Wolf kido?
busy hidding dr goku after an escape from prison
dead saberman killed his pussy ass
@Juggled Lotus hes dead dead
Nah he’s practicing his ugly spirit ball and his ultra instinct wolf fang fist
Movie-Comic Ian apparently Wolf Kung Fu is actually a thing, it’s a breed of a hybrid of different Kung fu
"Danny I just want you to know...sweep the leg!" hahaha!
"but I just did..."
BUT YOU CANT
We have a mcdojo i joined and the grandmaster as the teacher prefered to call it asked me to spar with a black belt and i kicked his face and i got expelled because of dishonor to the "grandmaster"
Well done sir 👏👏👏😎
I feel nothing but respect bro
I love 4:18 ,he just opened his guard and put him into a horrible posture
2:34 the way he says such phrase bluntly brings me to tears from excessive laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just got to get to know you guys exist and already think you are the best thing youtube has got to offer. I don't know what you want your future prospects to be, but I pray you one day make it to the big screen and we be able to see full feature movies with you guys in it. You got the moves, you got the humor and above all, you got tge spirit. Seeing you guys makes me notice how much I yearn for a rivival of the 90's and 00's when Jackie Chan, Jet Li and Tony Yaa were at their prime and martial arts even soaked into other genres, bringing us the TMNT triology. Anyways, you guys are frickin awesome and I hope you make it big time!
Now Shang Chi exists :D
9:37 the guys in the background LMAO
Actually this video really shows the reality of MCdojos. 😂 I practice karate kyokushin and judo for years. Last week I decided I should try kickboxing and try to learn more about it. I heard about a famous gym that trains kickboxing. Everyone would tell me oh the fighters are strong there so i went. The first thing I was told there from the kickboxing coach was that any move from karate or judo was not allowed and I was like ok. It was my first day there and I asked the coach to teach me techniques and how to box, kick and so on. But!!!! He taught me nothing. He just did the warm ups and put me in the ring. I told him I've never played kickboxing before and I don't know any techniques however he didn't even care. Just to spice things up, before I got into the ring he actually yelled out saying that karate and Judo are useless and that I've learnt everything wrong. I was pissed off. That's so disrespectful. Anyway look at what I did. I versed 10 of his strongest fighters and guess who won in all of them? Me😂 I was like ok you're disrespectful towards me, i'll teach you how to respect others. He didn't even teach me any kickboxing techniques so I used karate kyokushin moves and Judo moves. I ended all 10 fights in the first few seconds. Either a kick in their face, or stomach or a low kick or a punch on the nose or a judo throw with a slam on the ground. I bowed and got off the ring after I finished all 10 fights. I won't lie, they did try throwing punches at my face and one fighter did punch me yet I felt nothing at all and I kicked him in the face then through a super man punch. I realized non of his students knew what technique is. They just fought like crazy people. Anyway I left the gym and acted respectful. They're all so shocked and didn't expect that karate or judo would actually help in any fight. It's not about what type of martial art you play, it's about how you play it and fight. It's about using your brain while fighting. Now the funny thing is, I'm a girl. 😂 I fought with male and female kickboxing fighters and won. I'm used to fighting with males because in karate kyokushin and judo, I always fight with males and females. Now the more shocking thing is that I wasn't wearing any protection just punching gloves. Not even teeth protection while they all were wearing protection including shin protection. The most shocking news is that the ones I fought with have joined tournaments and won. I guess they won in those tournaments because they fought like crazy people. I guess I showed them what a crazy person using her mind and techniques can be. 😅 Thank God I found another gym and good coach that teachers proper kickboxing. Imagine in one hour, he taught me a lot. Believe me either the coach turns you into a failure or turns you into a warrior. Kickboxing is a beautiful type of martial art yet sadly not all kickboxing coaches know how to teach. The same goes for all types of martial arts. Always select a good coach and a good dojo.
Another sign depicted in the film of a McDonough that I don't think many people noticed is that some students wore v neck doboks and some wore karate gis.
I meant McDojo lol (stupid autocorrect)
+Goldeneagle360 Also the master said "Kyungneh", which is the Korean equivalent of "Rei" in Japanese martial arts.
+Shine On You Crazy Diamond excellent observation
You're right
Goldeneagle360 Thanks!
+Shine On You Crazy Diamond do you practise any martial arts? I do Shotokan karate and Jujutsu btw
LOL I lost it at the Thriller part....XD
NightOwl777 samelol
Those who have been to a McDojo will truly appreciate this! Awesome!!
5:56 Even the Master laugh at the back XD
I was no good when Brian said "YOU CANT!!"
5:59 sensei laugh! I just can't man this is too damn hilarious! XD When the guy got into Thriller position I was crying!
This is what would happen if Yamcha opened his own dojo.
He didn't even teach them the Wolf Fang Fist.
No. This is what would happen if Mr Satan opened his own dojo. Yamcha, before Z was actually a decent fighter.
I'm always amazed at the agility of that chubby dude! He's the Samo Hung of the group!
Loved how their bad techniques were correct to be even worse!😂
TAKE OFF SHOES, BUT THE GUYS HAD SHOES
And they are still wearing them
Those are special shoes used for martial arts. Not shoes that you normally use for sports.
5:55 thriller night
I laughed so hard
Yeah, that pun was nice ^^
+Galen Marek
Hmmmm...... I don't think you know what the word "pun" means.
im crying lol
I'm dying
OMG so well done and FUNNY - thank you giving me a good laugh.😆
My god I hurt my stomach laughing so hard when he did thriller 😂
Wolfkido only lost because of that glasses magic at 8:49!!........ XD
damarkis Shawn I love the bit later where the two guys with glasses push them back up right before they fight xD
I was 17 y/o, I was with a good karate school. (I'm 55) I wanted to also learn kung fu so I went to a supposed Shaolin school. They led me to believe that I was going to have to pay thirty bucks a month. I agreed and signed the paperwork. After four days they told me I had signed a contract and they needed 1500 dollars. I had four hours to get out of this contract. I had to write a letter and get it notarized. My dad flipped out and being the old SOB he was he went to the school and raised hell. I got out of the contract and practiced karate in their dojo for a month (since I paid for one month) I was good enough that nobody messed with me. The point is this is a common scam for not only martial arts but dance schools too. BE WARNED.
wolf ki do vs ameri do te
they should do a video with master ken
Yesss 💀
wongfeihong56 amerido te is the best
Only thing is that Master Ken knows how to fight
Ameri do te would win with the "stomp the groin" finishing move.
Daniel smashing that trophy was classic. I also love how he can't make a bad horse stance lol. He's that good.
I just wanted to let you guys know that you’re awesome and deserve WAAAY more appreciation than you get😎
LOL... Andy, Brian... you guys are kray-kray, hahahah :D
The "Thriller" part was money, lololol
holy crap small world novastar
You ~know~ it, Lee. Damn straight.
lol I wanna see WolfKiDo vs Ameri-Do-Te!
Yes 😂
No, it'll be a bloodbath
Only thing is that Ameri-Do-Te actually hurts the opponent
The way the senior student still keeps his claw up when the instructor steps in front of him made me lol! 😂😂😂
As a disciple of traditional Shaolin Kung Fu, it is nice to see more of a traditional practical approach used by Martial Club, in their film: Enter the McDojo rather than more of a choreography approach as used by some of the more campy American martial arts films,-great work, guys..
Werewolf strikes his prey, is an awesome form. I learned it when I was a kid, watching, I was a teenage werewolf.
Heki Kahni you are joking right
Daniel writes these right? Kudos.
Even the teacher laughed at that micheal jackson move hahahahahahahahahahahhaa
Best Ab workout ..... Laughter! hahaha Andy instead of being a secret shopper you should start going around to every dojo, take Shaun he can put a webcam under his hat. hahaha
I like how he implied that fighting his mother in law was the same as ninjas and samurai
Makes me feel like going to my old dojo and seeing the newbies 😂
Jesus Christ how many times does the dude grab his belt and shrug 😂😂
7:07 that was the Hercule rolling punch from Dragonball.
there is "ClubLobo karate and martial arts" in San Antonio. They (the wolf pack, their words) do falls on 12 inch crash mats. The school does a brisk business by the head instructor being the strong father figure to fatherless families. Funniest thing I ever saw in a martial arts school.
OMG that was AWESOME, guys :D Definitely sharing soon ;)
I adore all kinds of martial arts. I love you and I love learning from you
I swear the howl made me think of Exo- Wolf.
same lol
Aries Leo i thought about Yamcha's Rogafufuken.
I think it was EXO's Wolf
Take of Shoes And bow . The Members is wearing shoes LoL
The sensei laughs at the brown be.t at 5:59 in the background lol
NO HE DIDNT JUST DO THE THRILLER!?!
I love you guys. LMAO
1:02 literally me trying to do a kip-up.
Every damn time.
Common mistake: when executing, try to land your feet on ground far away.
Please make a mark on ground. Lay down with your waist on that mark. Now, execute that movement. Expecting your feet will land on ground where your waist was (on that mark).
I for some reason always go back to this video. It was my first Martial Club video that I watched. Ever since then, I’ve been hooked on Martial Club. Glad you guys have moved up in the world of Martial Arts and movies/TV series.
i showed my friends and we want to learn attack pattern 8
Did I hear Kung Fu Hustle music in there? Hilarious video, truly a love letter to martial arts and a sick callout to mcdojos, thanks dudes.
why does he the master always acts like he is swallowing something.they look like they want to poop.
This was almost 10 years ago and I just watch this now it was great😂
8:48 at least put glasses in the stunt.
Haha just noticed that now, would be very difficult with glasses on I would have thought
I've been watching this video for so long and it's now i realized Brian laughed at his senior student😅😅 while he was showing his moves
I thought you had to pay to film an ATA class?
+mirraco323 HAY-ohhhh
Sick burns
mirraco323 LOLOLOLOL
Do they suck?
+ArcadeAwesome Ranger VERY MUCH SO. They are a Kukkiwon school with even more issues than the WTF.
Ever heard of the Camo belt?
how to let people know your class is mcdojo without telling them: “you can get black belt with $29.99” 😂😂😂
Can somebody explain what a McDojo is? I have never heard of that term but I sure did love this video.
A McDojo is a Dojo or a Gym where martial arts are thaught wrong
Madara Uchiha Aw thanks for the info. I appreciate it.
+fireheartis1
I would suggest looking up what they are and how to tell signs that a martial art school might be a McDojo. In a nutshell though, a few things to look out for when spotting a McDojo would be:
~they charge unfair prices for tuitions
~they have you sign a contract that normally binds you into paying for that school to a said date even if you decide you dont wish to attend
~you have to pay anything extra other then for class or uniforms to learn new skills or gain a new rank
~their ranking systems and methods dont match the culture of the art (going to learn Kung Fu and they use color belts which is only in Japanese karate)
~your teacher has no background proof of history of the style they teach, who taught them, or where they even got their certification to teach from (one school in my area says they teach "8 Step Mantis Kungfu", to which looking online there is "White Mantis" style, but no such thing as "8 Step
There is a whole lot more but just do some looking.
D.J. Mays Well from what you described I don't have to worry about the school I attended. Heck my instructor let students learn that couldn't afford the tuition by having us clean the dojo after each class. That's a great way to know they are not fakes. If they are willing to teach even if you can't pay then there is no way it's a mcdojo.
+D.J. Mays I would say that a マク道場 or McDojo is a place operated by someone who is very limited in their understanding of (Japanese/Okinawan) Martial Arts and only wants to exploit it to make easy and fast money. I feel that if we do not have a understanding of what a 道場(どうじょう)dojo is then it is hard to say what is fake or a マク道場 or McDojo. The reason why I am using Japanese is because McDojo of course has the Japanese word dojo in it. Which implies that there is a Japanese/Okinawa connection. If we do not know how a dojo is different then a gym then it is very hard to address this topic. Osu
5:58 I love how the instructor is laughing his ass off in the background
When you gonna sell those martial club shirts online man?
I recently tried a free trial martial arts class and I’m going to be taking Martial Arts now. The place isn’t too far from my house which is a good thing. I was also told I have amazing punching
Must do Wolfki do vs Ameri-do-te
I love it when the instructor goes "HWOO HO HO HO HO!"
Anyone else realize the glasses disappear during the kicks? XD
I love you guys I wish I could just be the thing I want to be but so many things are making it impossible. Money being a hug be one. But my health too. I am endlessly entertained by all things martial arts and want to practice more than I can.
I want to see the forms in order by the Wolf Sensei
McDojo sounds like a convenient place to go to. Really sound like you can eat and exercise at the same time.
Not a bad video, loved the combination of humor and fight scenes.
I love your video! Those like these are my favorites 😂
black belt fast track lol
This video is awesome. How the guy playing the Sensei keeps a straight face, I don't know. Brilliant!
Is that the wolf call from Wolf by EXO? Sounds exactly the same
I see this in my algorithm 7 years later. the people should make a martial arts comedy movie
At 2017?
yeup :P
Daniel Mah
Brian Gonzalez I love your kung fu
Brian Gonzalez 2018
I loved it when you guys escape at the end, and the one guy comes back in and, instead of taking the trophey, just knocks it on the ground xD
the cringe... the cringe....
When he yelled "master" and start howling, i died. XD
i was in tears when he tried to front hand spring and had to get up normally! LMAO
You guys are hilarious. Keep 'em' coming man.lol
Love the fact that the one who plays the couch starts to laugh in the background at 5:59
Please make a full movie. You can act, you can do martial arts and you are funny! 😉😊❤️
“If we don’t make it out if this, Daniel I want you to know one thing.... sweep the legs” 🤣😂🤣😂
I've trained at a number of clubs and one indicator of a bad club is black belts under 16 years old. Another warning sign is if you can get a black belt in under 3 years (and that's for a gifted person- it takes around 5 years to get black). Katas and poomse also suck but even good clubs make you do them if you do karate/taekwondo/judo so it's not necessarily a bad club if you do katas/poomse.