in gonna make a second channeI for this Iater but im too Iazy to rn and this is so Iow effort tierlist: tiermaker.com/... tags: minecraft, minecraftpvp, minecraft pvp, a1a5, pvp legacy, pvplegacy
the best one is "you're cracked" or "how are you so good" because the opponent doesn't expect a compliment and will start to overthink it, thinking it's a joke and then be unable to focus, losing the rematch.
im glad that we're subtly implementing psychological warfare into our excuses to ensure we combat the happiness of strangers that beat us on pvp servers
3:13 but then i had a very good idea. I used f5. See, using f5 gave me a whole new perspective and i found a hidden tier that i couldn't have seen before
@@Jake28 with 2 oak logs, 1 dirt, 1 wheat seed and now I had to escape this with 2 cows in the room. Immediatly I noticed there was a hidden ice block, a villager selling leather for emeralds and a item code door. I assumed it was for the emerald so I
The best excuse I've ever saw is "I broke my arm last week and I 'm using my mouse side button as w and s rn." And thats not even an excuse because he still won every single round.
Bonus points for confusion. They'll be wondering how you use both halves of the keyboard. The split definitely wasn't horizontal; the cat wouldn't just walk on 2 or 3 lines of buttons, would it?
'Haha lmao hacker get reported you're banned hah so bad you have to hack lmao you're banned so bad banned haha haha lmao so bad'- a real message sent to me
"Lmk when you get banned kid, ive been playing this game for 11 years, i know what a hacker looks like!1!!!1!1" bruh obviously not if youre accusing legit players.
"im playing on a laptop with 40 fps and a trackpad on my grandma's internet. There is NO reason that should have been that close. uninstalling is your best option lil bro"
The best excuse is "your skin is so ugly it distracted me" Just imagine that from his perspective, He wouldn't believe it. After winning that intense PvP match, the only thing that could ruin his victory was a message like, "Your skin is so ugly it distracted me." If someone said that to him, it would echo in his mind, overshadowing the victory he had just earned. He would be left thinking, "Seriously? Of all the things to say." Instead of celebrating, he would likely start obsessing over his skin. "Maybe they were just being a sore loser, but what if they're right? What if my skin is hideous? I've always thought it was cool, but now I can't look at it the same way." Every time he saw his skin in third-person, he would just cringe. "Is my skin really that ugly?" "This is ridiculous," he would tell himself, trying to refocus. "I should be focused on my strategy and improving my skills, but all I can think about is my stupid skin." He might try changing it a few times, but nothing would feel right. He would be paranoid every time he logs in, wondering if people are judging him by how his skin looks. It would feel like a comedy of errors, but there would be no humor in it for him. "How did I go from a PvP champion to a skin-obsessed wreck? The stress and paranoia would begin to take a darker turn, as he started hearing whispers in the game, voices taunting him about his appearance, even when no one else was online. The once familiar and comforting game would become a nightmarish landscape of judgment and suspicion. He would experience a severe schizophrenic episode, with the whispers growing louder and more insistent, and shadows in the game seemingly moving with malevolent intent. His grip on reality would slip, as the line between the game and real life blurred, leaving him trapped in a terrifying loop of anxiety and delusion. In a final, heart-stopping moment, he would scream at the computer screen, convinced the pixelated shadows were closing in on him, each one a manifestation of his deepest fears, as his mind unraveled completely.
Amazing video. Even my cat, who was sleeping on my lap, woke up and in a deep, masculine voice said, "Great video, Alas." This content cured my impotence, watered my crops, and restored my faith in the supreme being Shiva. 10/10 would subscribe, ring the bell, and tattoo the channel name on my forehead.
they on a different level tho its like two olympiads chadly shaking each others hands, vs avg person yelling at an opp in a footy game at the park or sumn
Funny, because my gap often doesn’t eat due to server lag, and when it does eat, it gives ghost hunger points and no regen or absorption…. After 2 seconds the ghost hunger will go away or i died
(i swear i didn't use chatgpt) Wow, this video is absolutely hilarious and spot on! I've been playing Minecraft for years and have heard (and probably used) most of these excuses at one point or another. The editing and delivery were perfect, and the ranking was spot on. Each excuse brought back memories of intense PvP battles and the creative justifications we all come up with when things don't go our way. It's amazing how universal these excuses are, regardless of the server or community. The "lag" excuse is definitely a classic, and I think every Minecraft player can relate to it. "My mouse died" is another favorite, especially when you're in the heat of battle and suddenly everything goes wrong. The way you presented each excuse with funny clips and commentary made it even more entertaining. I found myself laughing out loud at some of the more outlandish ones like "My cat walked on my keyboard" - I mean, it's ridiculous but totally believable in the Minecraft world! The inclusion of some lesser-known excuses like "My shaders were lagging" really showed how deep you went into the PvP community's psyche. And let's not forget the classic "I was lagging," which seems to be the go-to excuse for so many players. I loved how you broke down each excuse and even added some personal anecdotes and experiences. It made the video feel very genuine and relatable. The editing was top-notch, and the pacing kept me engaged from start to finish. I also appreciated the inclusion of some epic PvP moments as examples. It added a layer of excitement and showcased your skills as a player. The community aspect was also a nice touch. Seeing comments and clips from other players made it feel like a collaborative effort and highlighted how widespread these excuses are. Overall, this video was a perfect blend of humor, nostalgia, and insight into the Minecraft PvP scene. Keep up the great work, and I can't wait to see more content like this. You've got a new subscriber here, and I'm excited to see what other hilarious and insightful videos you come up with next. Cheers!
I find myself in total accord with your stratification and hierarchical categorization, and must commend the meticulous methodology employed in your evaluative process.
The best excuse is definitely “I had no fucking armour and you were getting wombs comboed don’t even talk I saw you were on half a heart there bud” absolutely perfect
" my dog walked on my keyboard then it got thrown under a plane crash, while i was in the bathroom. " is what i heard when i played on a pvp server or the first time on my old xbox and then i forgot my xbox existed and switched to playstation
My ping is a valid excuse in Town of Us, basically it’s an among us mod that adds like, just under 50 new roles, and quite a few of them can in fact, commit murder, so basically if you are outpinged by another killer if you are one and you both spam kill Yeah it’s valid in that instance
"heh! ya got me champ!" this will immediately make the opponent think that you're a 40 year old dad trying to relax playing a game, which is super effective in causing emotional distress.
"thats not fair, your mom was distracting me under the desk" is either a S+ tier or a F tier excuse depending if their mother is or isnt at home, high risk, high reward type of shi
The problem with most of these is that the other person could say the same in response, though. "I was playing in f5" => "I was playing in f1 and f5 with shaders on 20fps frame limit using cinematic camera".
I dont fxcking know why you weren’t on my starting page earlier without trying to glaze you to hard I think this is a top 5 mincraft content video of all time
In conclusion always make excuses before the match, leaves them with that feeling in the back of their head the entire match. It’s called a psychological attack
"My gaming mouse is so good, my cat thought it was a real one and proceeded to eat it." Blaming someone else AND showing the superiority of both my amazing gaming mouse and my cat's sharp teeth. In fact, if you were playing well, then you were doing so while dodging a cat.
After watching this video I am now learning how to fight in f5 so I can say that and send them the footage wish me luck Update: I have now won once, to someone who was better than me. I have no idea how this happened.
@@Shadowarriorgamer375it makes your opponent think that they only won because their opponent was trash. Making it question themselves if they are actually skilled or not
The better excuse is to accuse them of being a paid actor, confusing them and making them ask themselves why the Rothschilds would hire someone to beat a rando in minecraft PVP and why they're not getting their money
for some reason the insults never actually worked on me because the people that tried using those excuses are way worse than me, this basically means that they're admitting that they are crap at the game.
1:25 I complained to a guy on pvplegacy that he was crit spamming and he came back not by having an existential crisis, but by saying it's a mechanic of the game. Didn't know how to respond.
deIeting Iater when i make a second channeI btw
OKIIII
“Second channel” he says, fully aware of the contradiction.
Nuh uh
I would like to watch on the second channel.
If you delete this video you will literally have ghost totem
"A plane crashed near my house" is the best excuse ive heard
Is that 9/11 reference?!?
@@Bluish_moon Probably not
ok but can i put my worm in you
@@Jeljel-nh6fs"A plane crashed near my NY apartment" however...
@@Bluish_moon that’s crazy
the best one is "you're cracked" or "how are you so good" because the opponent doesn't expect a compliment and will start to overthink it, thinking it's a joke and then be unable to focus, losing the rematch.
dont forget to add the exclamation mark and uppercase the first letter
Lmao is it really that deep 😭
HOW IS HE SO SMART
this works fr fr
for some people (me) i will just think that you might not be better than me, then proceed to lower my guard and get my ass whooped for doing that
im glad that we're subtly implementing psychological warfare into our excuses to ensure we combat the happiness of strangers that beat us on pvp servers
welcome to the minecraft pvp community
@@snowyoctober warmest welcome ive ever received
@@LogbaitIsLife fuck you on behalf of the minecraft community, not welcome
now you got the coolest welcome as well!
the most diabolical excuse ive seen is “I cant focus cause i keep laughing” and thats after they got a 10 hit combo on me 💀
I think they drank a cubic meter of copium.
Ok that’s actually funny
actual zombie
hello
Why did I laugh so hard at this 😭😭😭😭
3:13 but then i had a very good idea. I used f5. See, using f5 gave me a whole new perspective and i found a hidden tier that i couldn't have seen before
Not the fake escape rooms😭😭😭
@@Birbworlb There was a hopper hidden behind that tier. And behind the hopper was a skulker box with
@@Jake28 with 2 oak logs, 1 dirt, 1 wheat seed and now I had to escape this with 2 cows in the room. Immediatly I noticed there was a hidden ice block, a villager selling leather for emeralds and a item code door. I assumed it was for the emerald so I
We found kenadians 3rd account!
The funny thing is this guy sounds and acts exactly like Kenadian.
"my ankles tripped" should be the best excuse
"yule man took my ankles"
"a meteor smashed into my pc"
You make fun of it until you discover keyboard place.
My uncle slipped
“my wifi router sucks” then proceed to discord dm them a perfect router
The best excuse I've ever saw is "I broke my arm last week and I 'm using my mouse side button as w and s rn." And thats not even an excuse because he still won every single round.
that's crazy
Man beat you without strafing
Or jumping
I was gonna say hey that's me! But then I read "he still won every single round"
The opponent has no excuse for that 💀
this video has inspired me to say "my dog ate half of my keyboard and my cat walked on the other half" the next time i lose a pvp game
vore
Bonus points for confusion. They'll be wondering how you use both halves of the keyboard. The split definitely wasn't horizontal; the cat wouldn't just walk on 2 or 3 lines of buttons, would it?
Beautiful
@@g-ray4088never cook again
@@someguy-m9q someone figured out a new word today (:
“My gaming chair was turned off”
How does that even work!!?!
I@@Bad_animationzit wasn't plugged in
@@micmat7008your gaming chair has a plug? 😳
@@X4R80 caught in 4k? 📸🤨
@@X4R80 yours doesn't? It's where you get all the performance from
“My brother took over”
Best one
besat one is my dog ate my keyboard bc u cant even type it
Classic✨️
'Haha lmao hacker get reported you're banned hah so bad you have to hack lmao you're banned so bad banned haha haha lmao so bad'- a real message sent to me
uh huh
actual zombie
"Lmk when you get banned kid, ive been playing this game for 11 years, i know what a hacker looks like!1!!!1!1" bruh obviously not if youre accusing legit players.
@@g-ray4088 call the exorcist
Maybe you should stop hacking
I think annoying playstyle should be higher. you'll make them feel insecure about the way they play
fair. I curbed a guy while axe spamming in SMP so he gaslit me into thinking it was wrong so i played only sword the rest of the duel 💀
Honestly that stuff doesn’t work on me. Infact it makes me want to do it more
my homework ate my dog
my keyboard ate my dog and stepped on my cat
“My mom took the belt and whooped me mid-game”
“Thats how i won”
"I'm using M as right click and N as left click, with a trackpad"
I know this because I'm actually using that because I have no mouse 😭
Wtf
AHAHAHAHA
I Did something like this too lmaoo
Im also on track pad and just use it normally,💀 i will try m and n thought
i do the same but i have f as right click and r as left click (i attack and move with left hand.)
(am i a masochist?)
@@Bigtoaster420 mmm not as much as i expected but damn that's evil
Best Excuse is still:" I was playing with my feet bro."
Best response is still: "I dont believe you without proof, send pics"
@@MB-qg4zwbro💀😭😭
"im playing on a laptop with 40 fps and a trackpad on my grandma's internet. There is NO reason that should have been that close. uninstalling is your best option lil bro"
"I was playing with my BUTTons bro."
I was playing with a steering wheel
"my Grandma fell down the stairs"
The "I was playing in F5" was a classic legacy edition split-screen excuse
but what if im good at pvp with f5, thaty im better in f5 than i am in first person
@@smartieking-gw1qv legacy edition has 1.8 pvp with 100% damage blocking shields
After all that and I still cant think of a better line than "There is no shame in being defeated by a good soldier."
The best excuse is "your skin is so ugly it distracted me"
Just imagine that from his perspective,
He wouldn't believe it. After winning that intense PvP match, the only thing that could ruin his victory was a message like, "Your skin is so ugly it distracted me." If someone said that to him, it would echo in his mind, overshadowing the victory he had just earned.
He would be left thinking, "Seriously? Of all the things to say." Instead of celebrating, he would likely start obsessing over his skin. "Maybe they were just being a sore loser, but what if they're right? What if my skin is hideous? I've always thought it was cool, but now I can't look at it the same way." Every time he saw his skin in third-person, he would just cringe. "Is my skin really that ugly?"
"This is ridiculous," he would tell himself, trying to refocus. "I should be focused on my strategy and improving my skills, but all I can think about is my stupid skin." He might try changing it a few times, but nothing would feel right. He would be paranoid every time he logs in, wondering if people are judging him by how his skin looks. It would feel like a comedy of errors, but there would be no humor in it for him. "How did I go from a PvP champion to a skin-obsessed wreck?
The stress and paranoia would begin to take a darker turn, as he started hearing whispers in the game, voices taunting him about his appearance, even when no one else was online. The once familiar and comforting game would become a nightmarish landscape of judgment and suspicion. He would experience a severe schizophrenic episode, with the whispers growing louder and more insistent, and shadows in the game seemingly moving with malevolent intent. His grip on reality would slip, as the line between the game and real life blurred, leaving him trapped in a terrifying loop of anxiety and delusion.
In a final, heart-stopping moment, he would scream at the computer screen, convinced the pixelated shadows were closing in on him, each one a manifestation of his deepest fears, as his mind unraveled completely.
Underated
Your shakespear at this point. So well written you would think its chat gpt
wait it is chatgpt 💀💀💀💀💀💀
this sounds like some random thing in Harry Potter
no way
Amazing video. Even my cat, who was sleeping on my lap, woke up and in a deep, masculine voice said, "Great video, Alas." This content cured my impotence, watered my crops, and restored my faith in the supreme being Shiva. 10/10 would subscribe, ring the bell, and tattoo the channel name on my forehead.
"i was playing with one hand"
Huh?
@@fireninja8250 Huh?
sussy
My go to when losing is "GG EZ"
Average 5 year old
@@hackerxr but im 6
@@ItzPato I'm 7 😎😎🍷🍷
Gg Ez really blows my mind lmao
@@realthemariogamer HOW 😨😨😱
"My dog shat on my carpet" 🗿
I shat on my carpet?
Shouldn't have let that distract you
Keybored or computer is better
LMAO
SS+
“I was playing with my toes”
I started using these excuses and now Minecraft Steve starts dropping the f-bombs on Loverfella Server
loversmella
1:13 "I mean who in their right mind would admit that they lost fairly in a fight.-"
the geniunely sincere pvp masters:
they on a different level tho
its like two olympiads chadly shaking each others hands, vs avg person yelling at an opp in a footy game at the park or sumn
@@_sandy_ the perfect explanation, ggs homie.
*moves hand forward for gigachad shake*
@@ElyanMC 🤝
I respect the players who do that
“I got sentenced to 5 years in prison for touching kids” is the best one ngl
Lucius and Sponker ahh quote
average mc youtuber
Dream
@@baygus5615debunked
@@baygus5615disproved
A very poor choice of words haha
A beautiful, objective and fact-based tierlist.
best one is "ur mom"
Ur mom was on my keyboard
@@user-fd8ei9zw8ywhat???
@@user-fd8ei9zw8y because i slept with her
@@user-fd8ei9zw8y ur mom ate my keyboard
Imagine that somebody WAS actually fighting in f5, though
But then, you see, I had a very good idea.
@@Diplex-sl7gsI used f5. See by using f5 I was able to gain a whole new perspective and I was able to see a chest that I wasn’t able to see before.
“Someone is breaking into my house” is crazy
Thank you Alas
Nice
My excuse: "I'm a redstone person; I don't know how I even ended up here"
'you beat me with half a heart and this is my first day playing'
Alright. This tier list helped me a lot. Now I'm going to start using the F and D tiers almost exclusively
Funny, because my gap often doesn’t eat due to server lag, and when it does eat, it gives ghost hunger points and no regen or absorption…. After 2 seconds the ghost hunger will go away or i died
what happens to me is it eats 2 gaps at once. It's not just a client glitch either it just vanishes lol
@@samuelwaller4924 Java moment
"nice hacks"
That one's pretty common too
doesn't work if the other person isn't using hacks
@@Eniromyeah it gives them confidence
(i swear i didn't use chatgpt)
Wow, this video is absolutely hilarious and spot on! I've been playing Minecraft for years and have heard (and probably used) most of these excuses at one point or another. The editing and delivery were perfect, and the ranking was spot on. Each excuse brought back memories of intense PvP battles and the creative justifications we all come up with when things don't go our way. It's amazing how universal these excuses are, regardless of the server or community. The "lag" excuse is definitely a classic, and I think every Minecraft player can relate to it. "My mouse died" is another favorite, especially when you're in the heat of battle and suddenly everything goes wrong. The way you presented each excuse with funny clips and commentary made it even more entertaining. I found myself laughing out loud at some of the more outlandish ones like "My cat walked on my keyboard" - I mean, it's ridiculous but totally believable in the Minecraft world! The inclusion of some lesser-known excuses like "My shaders were lagging" really showed how deep you went into the PvP community's psyche. And let's not forget the classic "I was lagging," which seems to be the go-to excuse for so many players. I loved how you broke down each excuse and even added some personal anecdotes and experiences. It made the video feel very genuine and relatable. The editing was top-notch, and the pacing kept me engaged from start to finish. I also appreciated the inclusion of some epic PvP moments as examples. It added a layer of excitement and showcased your skills as a player. The community aspect was also a nice touch. Seeing comments and clips from other players made it feel like a collaborative effort and highlighted how widespread these excuses are. Overall, this video was a perfect blend of humor, nostalgia, and insight into the Minecraft PvP scene. Keep up the great work, and I can't wait to see more content like this. You've got a new subscriber here, and I'm excited to see what other hilarious and insightful videos you come up with next. Cheers!
I find myself in total accord with your stratification and hierarchical categorization, and must commend the meticulous methodology employed in your evaluative process.
'my keybinds reset'
4:00 crazy, said person is about to feel like that guy who went to fight Indiana Jones
Next video Idea : " Ranking PVP Roast/Toxicity "
saying "gg" halfway through a fight is by far the best tactic
Can you also do a tierlist of things to say when you won a fight? I can‘t use this one sadly because I never lose a fight
you cannot forget "my cat unplugged my monitor" this is a real thing that happens to me.
"you see i used f5 which gave me a whole new perspective and i could see an attack i would never seen before"
The best excuse is OBVIOUSLY “I was blinking”
Yo the best one is "I was fighting YOUR opps for you and YOU decided to backstab me while I was already getting jumped by YOUR opps."
New excuse: "You have good internet".
‘Your mouse has steroids’
frame drop is probably one of the most valid excuses because there aren't much you can do to work around it
I WAS HERE BEFORE THIS GOT DELETED FROM THE FIRST CHANNEL!
i feel like this should've been a two-axis graph. one for how convincing it is, and one for how funny it is
I don’t have excuses, in a team game, I blame purely myself for my teams loss. In a 1v1, they are for my head.
I've never seen a 1/4 like ratio no matter how good a video is, good job!
BRUH MY FISH STARTED DROWNING SO I HAD TO TAKE IT FOR A WALK
The best excuse is definitely “I had no fucking armour and you were getting wombs comboed don’t even talk I saw you were on half a heart there bud” absolutely perfect
4:53. beautiful. my ocd is cured
" my dog walked on my keyboard then it got thrown under a plane crash, while i was in the bathroom. " is what i heard when i played on a pvp server or the first time on my old xbox and then i forgot my xbox existed and switched to playstation
“My lag at my dog”
“I had to stop my pet fish from going on a walk”
LOL
My ping is a valid excuse in Town of Us, basically it’s an among us mod that adds like, just under 50 new roles, and quite a few of them can in fact, commit murder, so basically if you are outpinged by another killer if you are one and you both spam kill
Yeah it’s valid in that instance
That's the most balanced tier list ever
This is peak
"you're just bad" backfires on itself since it means you're worse than that person
"My Apple Ate My House"
"Oh Damn Your Apple Ok?"
".... THE APPLE ATE MY HOUSE!!!"
wheres the 'you just have a good gaming chair'
"heh! ya got me champ!"
this will immediately make the opponent think that you're a 40 year old dad trying to relax playing a game, which is super effective in causing emotional distress.
"I was playing with my foot" is the best excuse
this guy has the perfect mindset 🗿☕
"thats not fair, your mom was distracting me under the desk" is either a S+ tier or a F tier excuse depending if their mother is or isnt at home, high risk, high reward type of shi
*Joins a Non 1V1 Game*
*Fights Two Players*
*Dies*
"NoT fAiR iT wAs A 2v1"
but then I had a very good idea; i used f5. See, using f5 gave me a whole new perspective and i was able to use the f5 excuse in S+ tier.
nooo don't delete this! i like it, it is really funny!
The problem with most of these is that the other person could say the same in response, though. "I was playing in f5" => "I was playing in f1 and f5 with shaders on 20fps frame limit using cinematic camera".
My favorite excuse is telling them they have plot armor.
"hold on i just burst into flames one second"
More like "Ranking pvp rants" "Things to say when you're mad"
"Bro my dad came back I got distracted."
I dont fxcking know why you weren’t on my starting page earlier without trying to glaze you to hard I think this is a top 5 mincraft content video of all time
In conclusion always make excuses before the match, leaves them with that feeling in the back of their head the entire match. It’s called a psychological attack
"My gaming mouse is so good, my cat thought it was a real one and proceeded to eat it."
Blaming someone else AND showing the superiority of both my amazing gaming mouse and my cat's sharp teeth. In fact, if you were playing well, then you were doing so while dodging a cat.
After watching this video I am now learning how to fight in f5 so I can say that and send them the footage wish me luck
Update: I have now won once, to someone who was better than me. I have no idea how this happened.
"im so trash" is my go-to chat message imo
But ur blaming urself 😕
@@Shadowarriorgamer375anti reverse psychology
@@named_account what r these nerdy words I don’t know what it means
@@Shadowarriorgamer375it makes your opponent think that they only won because their opponent was trash. Making it question themselves if they are actually skilled or not
Ty for the message
The better excuse is to accuse them of being a paid actor, confusing them and making them ask themselves why the Rothschilds would hire someone to beat a rando in minecraft PVP and why they're not getting their money
BRO WHERE TF ARE THESE FIRE VIDEOS COMING MAN U EARNED THE SUB BRK WHAT?????
“Should I take off the blindfold now?
Forgot to put. - You are hacking- which would be an f minus because you're making the other person feel good about himself.
for some reason the insults never actually worked on me because the people that tried using those excuses are way worse than me, this basically means that they're admitting that they are crap at the game.
you've heard of "i was playing in f5" now get ready for "i was playing in f3"
Best one: wow that was a great and fair match, great job on the win, I had loads of fun and you were a great sport.
"If you didn't win I wouldn't have lost." 🗿
New pvp excuse: "I was turning on my hacks"
Should've added 2v1 when you're teammate dies
1:25 I complained to a guy on pvplegacy that he was crit spamming and he came back not by having an existential crisis, but by saying it's a mechanic of the game. Didn't know how to respond.
“Nuclear bomb hit my house”
My favourite is “my dead dog ran over my keyboard”
i was for some reason expecting"i dont have a mouse"just because i dont have one
"dont know what that means? Great, neither do I" made me laugh 🤣