I bought my daughter a new Nissan Altman a few months before her 16th birthday. The problem was that after during 16 she proceeded to flunk the written drivers test three times. She finally got license when she was 18.
“The solution to the division is wake up and do everything my way bitch” in other words fuck you and whatever you have to say is the solution to division. 🤯enlightening😅
Why not just double down and have them wear a superhero costume, including Cape, imagine a 300 lb. Spider Man or a 6ft 4 in. female wearing a Wonder Woman costume,...priceless.
@ 8:00 Adams new project- Down and Out in Malibu. Adam Carolla's take on the classic 80's movie, 'Down and Out in Beverley Hills' Bonus if we can get Richard Dreyfus and Bette Midler to do a Cameo!
When I hear voices like Orny's and him being agitated by the confusion and division surrounding so many societal issues going on and him rhetorically questioning who's actually right makes me so thankful for the gift of discernment God granted me. For soooo long I assumed everyone could see through the nonsense and pick up all the context clues that seems second nature to me to weed out the bull and instinctively know who is unbelievable. Again thank God for me not needing to feel confused by the weezles trying to get over on me 😊😊😊
Absolutely agree with delivery services need their vehicles and shirt or cap to identify as such. When they are looking for the house and miss it, driving back and forth up and down a street ya'll look F'n sis. Adam my fav episodes are with ORNY, HARLAND, Jessimae and Ms Tia Carrea. When one of them is on I know its gonna be a great day🥰 It would be a dream to have Orny AND Harland on the same epi..OMG, that would be epic
So when the thief pulls up with a shirt, cap, and sticker on their car, then you’d feel secure and let your guard down? Anyone can acquire these at anytime so why would it make a difference?
Q-tip quality has taken a nosedive 💯. Can you imagine the math on cotton savings that was calculated to implement this abuse of our ear safety??? Boggles the mind. 😮
I've been using q-tips my whole life, but a couple months ago I managed to push my earwax deep into my ear and lost 90% of my hearing for two weeks. I thought I had punctured my eardrum, but thankfully the wax gradually dissolved and I'm back to normal. No more q-tips for me.
Boy only do I get excited when I hear Ornys voice when I didn’t read who’s the guest. Also I see AceMan’s smirk at Orny during entro well that had hear for every sec! Move over Brad I think Orny is my fav
Adam assuming a skinflint restaurant owner of some slop joint off the 15 to Vegas is going to invest in tablets so his employees can get the unnecessarily substituted orders from guys like him right...🤣
Ivermectin is horse paste. Also works on dogs and cats. Covid ? Not so sure, but have heard of old school families worming the family regular basis. New to watching you. Interesting aspects. Orney brought me here.
I agree, not agree to be half wrong. It is so interesting talking to a pacifist, apathetic left leaner about significant world events like the stifled laptop, the Chinese virus, Dr. Lawn Onament Fauchi, etc. It's like talking to a 12-year-old. They have not heard any of the facts, nor do they care at this point.
@@adriennem3168 the screen hooks to the top of the bucket and is at an angle, you use it to get the excess paint off the roller. Just like the cheap trays slope that doesn't work well
I watched this one earlier today. It's so funny when Orny is on the show. I think Carolla and Adams should start a separate pod called Crotchety Geezers. Just one show a week to appease the crotchety geezer masses and old chuncks of coal.
Damn Adam, dont call people trying to make a living a loser bro. Seriously, that loser job maybe all that's keeping them people from being on the street. I had to have a part-time job for a little while to keep it going... You kind of just disappointed me there bro.Big fan but very disappointed.
Okay, one more comment. I will never understand the mindset of the rich. Complete lives of ease and luxury but never want to share. Why do you care if someone takes your sofa you're discarding on the curb? Doesn't it save you money not having to dispose of it? A few times a year my husband, our boys, and I, make "FREE" boxes and put them down at the curb. They are full of kids clothing, toys, stuffed animals, shoes, coats, sippy cups, books, household items. Anything that is in good shape yet that someone may need. Most of the community actually does this in some capacity, and many people drive around early on the weekends looking and picking things up they want or need. Some have reasonably priced garage sales, and some drop the items at the little thrift shop in town, which gives a voucher for low income or struggling people to shop for free. You just never know when a young adult may need some furniture starting out, or a young family may need some things for their kids, or even someone falling on hard times may need some help. We're a rural middle class Christian Conservative area, and we believe in our community and helping each other. That's what community is supposed to look like. I just don't understand what people get from greed. Its gross.
Marble is shtty. Brittle, stains, and weak. Granted is way better. Do Not use sand paper on the surface that is factory polished. It will ruin the top.
@adriennem3168 no that's how you polish marble. But polishing the edges is one thing, the top is factory finished and you would need a surface polishing Machine or just by hand touch it up as best as you can. It will most likely stand out.
Orny and Adam are a great duo!
Orny brings it every time he’s on, always know it’s going to be a great ep when I see he’s on.
Yessir!
I only found this podcast last week & I can't stop watching it daily!!😂😂
And how are you doing these days Mrs. Carolla ?
I love Orny and Adam together, never a dull moment
GET IT ON!!!
Exactly my thoughts! ❤
Best repeating guest for sure.
Adam was on Orny's podcast recently too. I think they recorded these back to back. It's worth checking out.
shingles doesn't care!
Thanks! @@mightisright
That Q-Tip tangent was gold 😂
Love hearing Adam tell stories.
It would be great to see Orny Adams and Harland Williams as guest at the same time. Lol Haha
Orny is one of the best, cracks me up every time I watch him
Orny and Adam crack me up so much!!! So freaking funny 😂.
put this episode in a time capsule
I bought my daughter a Mercedes 250 GLA when she was 15, about 9 months before she got her license..You're not alone Adam!
I bought my daughter a new Nissan Altman a few months before her 16th birthday. The problem was that after during 16 she proceeded to flunk the written drivers test three times. She finally got license when she was 18.
Omeletts w Orny and Adam 🚽 🥞 🍳 🥓 😂 😂 😂
Orny is great on carrolla everytime
Glad to finally have a full length show again! Thank you!
Orny should be a permanent fixture on the show! I love the banter
Conspiracy is the prelude to the truth. ESPECIALLY when the government is involved
Conspiracy theories are just 'spoiler alerts'
So true! I LOVE IT! 🤣@@Coconut-219
@@Coconut-219
huh... very true
I love Orny and Adam together. Great chemistry. ❤❤
Show is moving in the right direction now.
A summery of Monterey Week with Adam's take on the events would be entertaining.
Same experience at Peggy Sue’s. 😂
We missed you! So glad your back!
One of the best episodes in years! Orny and Adam need to stay together! #AdamsDivorceHELPED
2:00 I wonder if Adam thought it was a fan of his Taco Bell Ads 😂
iiiiiiiIt's Adam & Orny in the Morning!
Thank you Adam for kicking Gina the Cackler to the curb. I know it was tough, she does weigh 300lbs.
1:39:56. Long love adam carolla. This might be my favorite line of his whole career. I love the man. We need more people like him.
“The solution to the division is wake up and do everything my way bitch” in other words fuck you and whatever you have to say is the solution to division. 🤯enlightening😅
Orny is so funny
Orny and Adam always good!
AIDS Butler is a great idea. It actually feels like a 1980's movie with that totally implausible premise. Very high concept.
No choice but to get it on
Great show!
Love adams stories, hate when d bag quest never stops talking.
Great show guys.
Orny is a great guest!
Orny and Adam need to do a tour together
There IS outrage over the Qtip thing. Thx Orny
I've NEVER ordered ANYTHING from Grubhub, but I think they should have to wear a full-size grub costume! 🐛 (a soft thick wormlike larva of an insect)
Why not just double down and have them wear a superhero costume, including Cape,
imagine a 300 lb. Spider Man or a 6ft 4 in. female wearing a Wonder Woman costume,...priceless.
my goodness i cant believe i remember that movie. there was a part that the killer was talking on the phone through a rubber chicken lol
I love how he says hashBROUUNNs
@ 8:00 Adams new project- Down and Out in Malibu. Adam Carolla's take on the classic 80's movie, 'Down and Out in Beverley Hills'
Bonus if we can get Richard Dreyfus and Bette Midler to do a Cameo!
Glad to see Christopher Walken on the podcast
Christopher Walken in Sleepy Hollow
@@brettmuir5679 EXACTLY 💯
Love when orny is on. Always funny
Great show Adam.
truth man Carolla speaks what us SoCa natives have known since the 80s.
Orny is my favorite guest with Adam.
Orny Chic wants to eat at yuppy trap. Run! Idea tell manager to call a cop. Great and best newer Guest. RIP Norm.
Orny Adams is super funny ......... great show
When I hear voices like Orny's and him being agitated by the confusion and division surrounding so many societal issues going on and him rhetorically questioning who's actually right makes me so thankful for the gift of discernment God granted me. For soooo long I assumed everyone could see through the nonsense and pick up all the context clues that seems second nature to me to weed out the bull and instinctively know who is unbelievable. Again thank God for me not needing to feel confused by the weezles trying to get over on me 😊😊😊
Its a period theme....Orny:Oh, its during a woman's period..😂😂😂😂
Absolutely agree with delivery services need their vehicles and shirt or cap to identify as such. When they are looking for the house and miss it, driving back and forth up and down a street ya'll look F'n sis.
Adam my fav episodes are with ORNY, HARLAND, Jessimae and Ms Tia Carrea. When one of them is on I know its gonna be a great day🥰 It would be a dream to have Orny AND Harland on the same epi..OMG, that would be epic
So when the thief pulls up with a shirt, cap, and sticker on their car, then you’d feel secure and let your guard down? Anyone can acquire these at anytime so why would it make a difference?
An omelette with tomato slices is a John Wayne Casserole, Adam! lol 😂
Spell Butler as
BUTT-ler 😂
It has been gotten on.
Whenever I hear Orny's voice, I think of Jackie Mason!
Q-tip quality has taken a nosedive 💯. Can you imagine the math on cotton savings that was calculated to implement this abuse of our ear safety??? Boggles the mind. 😮
I've been using q-tips my whole life, but a couple months ago I managed to push my earwax deep into my ear and lost 90% of my hearing for two weeks. I thought I had punctured my eardrum, but thankfully the wax gradually dissolved and I'm back to normal. No more q-tips for me.
Shingles doesn't care.
🍀👍🍀😂nice segment .
Get it on!
Got to get it on!
No choice but get it on!
Mandate: Get it on!
Thanks for tuning in.
Thanks for telling a friend.
We love that about you!
The podcast version wasn’t uploaded last week ether, I think they just took sometime off
I need Adam to redo the anniversary story of the shit dump story. He was able to get in the flow...
LA does not have the worst roads in the country -- its a downright asphalt paradise compared to here in Massachusetts.
Adams right he’s turning into the crazy old geezer!
Is Orny into buffets? Sounds like legend John Pinette
Tucker in a week?
Awesome!
OMG Student bodies!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it when you said 1981! My backup thought was Sat the 14th!
Love orny. Great show
Congrat on Orny's new venture with KFI.
Boy only do I get excited when I hear Ornys voice when I didn’t read who’s the guest. Also I see AceMan’s smirk at Orny during entro well that had hear for every sec! Move over Brad I think Orny is my fav
Let's not skip over the choices between tomatoes an hashbrowns ! Those are not even close
I Think You're Ordering Like You're In Malibu.
What? The jizz phone joke is great!
Student Bodies was a funny movie, "we need to stop all these senseless murders, from now on we need sensible murders!"
Orny is s funny guy
My favorite is hobo
I agree. It’s a comical word and “unhoused” gives them respect they have not earned.
Adam assuming a skinflint restaurant owner of some slop joint off the 15 to Vegas is going to invest in tablets so his employees can get the unnecessarily substituted orders from guys like him right...🤣
👨⚖️"Chris Bailiff, do we have financial records supporting this claim of bankruptcy?"
👮♂️"Uhhh, it says he has lots of money?". 😂😂😂😂
All Audi Q8 etrons are 2024 models. It wasn't produced in 2023.
8/08 WAS lasers! 🌴☔🧐☔🌴
Ivermectin is horse paste. Also works on dogs and cats. Covid ? Not so sure, but have heard of old school families worming the family regular basis. New to watching you. Interesting aspects. Orney brought me here.
i bought one of those in ‘76
I agree, not agree to be half wrong. It is so interesting talking to a pacifist, apathetic left leaner about significant world events like the stifled laptop, the Chinese virus, Dr. Lawn Onament Fauchi, etc. It's like talking to a 12-year-old. They have not heard any of the facts, nor do they care at this point.
NY doesnt have weather? try Ireland , been rainin 10 1/2 months now pretty much .
Unsofa'd. Classic.
Is this Orny guy playing a character..?
Last time I painted I used the 5gal with a screen, it's a game changer
I don't think they really explained in detail. Could you explain the screen part?
@@adriennem3168 the screen hooks to the top of the bucket and is at an angle, you use it to get the excess paint off the roller. Just like the cheap trays slope that doesn't work well
Remember the baggers, paper or plastic...now, it's home delivery en mass. What's next passenger train travel?
I watched this one earlier today. It's so funny when Orny is on the show. I think Carolla and Adams should start a separate pod called Crotchety Geezers. Just one show a week to appease the crotchety geezer masses and old chuncks of coal.
Damn Adam, dont call people trying to make a living a loser bro. Seriously, that loser job maybe all that's keeping them people from being on the street. I had to have a part-time job for a little while to keep it going... You kind of just disappointed me there bro.Big fan but very disappointed.
Too sensitive. That was his life,working manual labor with a shit pickup truck for no $. It's a joke.
Okay, one more comment.
I will never understand the mindset of the rich. Complete lives of ease and luxury but never want to share. Why do you care if someone takes your sofa you're discarding on the curb? Doesn't it save you money not having to dispose of it?
A few times a year my husband, our boys, and I, make "FREE" boxes and put them down at the curb. They are full of kids clothing, toys, stuffed animals, shoes, coats, sippy cups, books, household items. Anything that is in good shape yet that someone may need. Most of the community actually does this in some capacity, and many people drive around early on the weekends looking and picking things up they want or need. Some have reasonably priced garage sales, and some drop the items at the little thrift shop in town, which gives a voucher for low income or struggling people to shop for free.
You just never know when a young adult may need some furniture starting out, or a young family may need some things for their kids, or even someone falling on hard times may need some help. We're a rural middle class Christian Conservative area, and we believe in our community and helping each other.
That's what community is supposed to look like. I just don't understand what people get from greed. Its gross.
I wish our gas was as cheap as yours!
I just paid $7.05 (Port Angeles, Wa) $14 to fill a 2 gallon can for my mower.
🤬 😡 🤬 😡 🤬
In Australia Its $2.20 for a litre so well above 8 per gallon
Top sheet mystery finally solved.... Adam's Mom took it to cover the couch!
You shouldn't be talking about being top of the class.
The real question is why are you watching tictac?
That guy cant wrap hus head around how big it is
1:14:30 "I got the three inch" Come on Adam. This was a major missed opportunity.
No choice get it on
Marble is shtty. Brittle, stains, and weak.
Granted is way better.
Do Not use sand paper on the surface that is factory polished.
It will ruin the top.
Don't use sand paper on your car either. Is it good for anything except wood?
@adriennem3168 no that's how you polish marble. But polishing the edges is one thing, the top is factory finished and you would need a surface polishing Machine or just by hand touch it up as best as you can.
It will most likely stand out.
i hate when the waiter does the no pad order! it litterally has no bearing on anything, just write it down!
Is Orny -Gilbert Gotfreids brother?
Does Adam let Orny speak
Orny has a great laugh