My family got kidnapped and the guys who did it asked 5.000.000 dollars for a rescue, and i could hear my daugter's screams perfectly with my new Swatch phone.
Honestly, almost every video makes me believe I'm watching an actual video from a few decades ago. The production, the acting, everything is just damn perfect. Combine this with hilarious writing each and every time, and all these videos are the result. Screw subs. You deserve to be bigger than CZcams. Something like Adult Swim for starters would be well deserved.
Might be better to keep growing the CZcams and benefit from ad revenue and (improved) merch down the line. It’s been a year and a half and we’re at 87k, I do think it should be doing better based on the effort, money, and time put in - but it’s been solid growth nonetheless. Thanks for the kind words and being a fan.
Hellish Gaming it is what I’m aiming to do - as well as increasing authenticity with the videos. However that requires more time and money, which can only be accomplished if this channel keeps growing.
@@balint6873 Well, sorry, English is not my first language, and i had to self learn it, not everyone in the internet is from an english speaking country you know?
You are entering a place full of bright lights, neon colors, and up beat smiles. Everyone is happy. Yet there is a darkness in everything. Seeping into every pore of each individual inhabitant, soaking them to the core in a malaise of indifference and forced smiles. You are entering... SkyCorp.
Portrait of M. O' Neil. A quiet man whose only purpose in life was not to discover what life is about. In a few moments mister O' Neil will take a plunge into an old dream, a fever dream that will change his perception of the objects that surround him, and the artifacts within himself. He will try to run away, but mister O'Neil has already set deep foot... in SkyCorp.
The bank just called me this afternoon notifying about my final debt situation and thanks to my brand new Swatch® phone and its quality sound I could learn that I have 62 hours to leave the property I'm living in! I can't wait for the mobile version of it ❤
Everything about your videos is so perfectly 90s. The video quality, the goofy effects, the acting, the background music, the clothing, the camera angles, its all there. As a 90s kid, i highly, *highly* aprecciate this.
Just got a call on my new Swatch phone! My beautiful daughter, light of my life, apple of my eye, *isn't mine!* I can't believe how clear the call was! *The sound quality is great!*
ThreeDragonsTalk I don’t think people know how AIDS work. When you have AIDS, your immune system is already so compromised by the HIV virus that you could die from simple things like cutting your finger or catching a cold, things that would not normally be a problem to healthy people. When you have AIDS, you are last stage before dying. Also AIDS is not the contagious condition, HIV is. You can’t spread AIDS, but you can spread HIV, if you are positive. Nowadays science has come so far that most people can live completely full length normal lives even being positive.
This appeared in my suggested videos, clicked at it, and I though it was one of those classic commercials from the past. After thinking about it, I had to come back. I had second thoughts about it being real. After all, this is CZcams. Funny.
This channel is freaking hilarious and I can't believe I didn't discover it until today. This is exactly the kind of thing I love, stereotypical 90s with stupid funny humor.
This is so well-stylised to the point that I'm wondering if the swatch phone prop was literally made by a studying product designer and thrown into this video
I discovered this channel when it had just over a 1,000 subs, and I honestly thought it would have at least half a mil by now! Definition of original content
It acts out like they actually know each other in a living universe like they're living both inside and outside the commercial (as if in a fictional universe as the characters in the commercial even when the cameras aren't rolling), while connecting with ours, living in two dimensions at once), while projected onto our reality through this video, is very four-dimensional. And that's what makes this video brilliant. Please bring these characters back, the guy especially.
Person calling from plane: We’re on board the plane the terrorists are planning to crash into the twin towers. Beloved family member on the ground: wow the sound quality on my new swatch phone is awesome!!!!!!
My family died in a horrible, gruesome car crash, which I heard about from close friends over the phone. The quality of the call with my new Swatch Phone was incredible! I'd say that everybody should have their own!
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I’m pretty sure this is an ARG now
@@hungolungo You'll be [REDACTED]
This is more 80s than 90s
My family got kidnapped and the guys who did it asked 5.000.000 dollars for a rescue, and i could hear my daugter's screams perfectly with my new Swatch phone.
That was a really disturbing testimony, but it worked and now I want one.
Yelo WHAT A SELLING POINT
Noo czcams.com/video/drZymLKOQ9k/video.html
Dang 5 dollars
Nice
My wife told me that she wants a divorce over the phone, but the sound quality was great thanks to my Swatch Phone! Can recommend 10/10
i hope she didnt take the kids
@@MananaMan I hope the kids don't take the phone.
Without his swatchphone, a man is nothing.
Hey, normie here !!
Vsauce Puppet lmao
John I want a Divorce.
DIVORCE HEH HEH HEH!
The sound quality was so crisp and clean I couldn’t even hear my parents arguing! Truly an innovative product!
This deserves more upvotes.
@@johnnyguit-fiddle2088 this isn't reddit but ok 😂
@@destiny_ultimatedork675 Likes, upvotes, they're all vanity metrics. It could be chickens for all it matters, it deserves more.
this sounds like a line that Junpei from 999 would say!
@@johnnyguit-fiddle2088 updooty doot
This channel should have a fuckload more subs
I read this as "This channel should have fucked more subs"
@@JBRedux _please FBI, don't fuck me up!_
Adult swim is fucking sleeping
It’s only a matter of time in my opinion before they blow up. When I subbed they only had 33k subs
heck yeah it's a golden egg in youtube.I subscribe when it only had about 10K subscribers
Honestly, almost every video makes me believe I'm watching an actual video from a few decades ago. The production, the acting, everything is just damn perfect. Combine this with hilarious writing each and every time, and all these videos are the result.
Screw subs. You deserve to be bigger than CZcams. Something like Adult Swim for starters would be well deserved.
c u s t o m e r s a t i s f a c t i o n g u a r a n t e e d
Might be better to keep growing the CZcams and benefit from ad revenue and (improved) merch down the line. It’s been a year and a half and we’re at 87k, I do think it should be doing better based on the effort, money, and time put in - but it’s been solid growth nonetheless. Thanks for the kind words and being a fan.
@@skycorphomevideo while your here, would you ever consider making some sort of story/series?
Hellish Gaming it is what I’m aiming to do - as well as increasing authenticity with the videos. However that requires more time and money, which can only be accomplished if this channel keeps growing.
@@skycorphomevideo id support you guys if you had a patron
He made a terrible announcement in a hip 90s way.
I'm sure you meant "she" instead of "he"
Luca Baldassi I was talking about the guy who said he had AIDS, not the girl who said she was pregnant.
@@anthonybissett8510 Dunno why you think the AIDS is the terrible announcement but sure...
Who is gay?
@@viniciusmiranda9332 but you are gae
The forced-on smile that in the last few seconds (after she says that the quality is great) is the extra touch.
thats the part of the joke, not extra touch, the fuck is you on
@@vor946 calm down m8
Thanks ☺️
It's so perfect, like she's not allowed NOT to smile!
@@caitlinalyn1510 did really good job commercial is hislarious.first time seeing it lol
The sound quality of the Swatch Phone is so great, you can hear Stacy's world crumbling!
Underrated comment! xD
>sound quality
Going into the microphone or coming out of the ear speaker? This comment is rather vague.
Just Perfect. The quality, the memes, the akward faces, just a masterpiece
Memes?
@@zippySquirrelface you can meme this
Swatch: The gift that keeps on giving.
Normie
Thought he was going to say, "I'm gay!" Because he stopped taking Closetra.
That would have been better
I thought he would say he had his tubes tied
XD
Nope he overdosed this time
Statistically, it's either that or he shares needles or both.
I got scammed by an indian dude and i could hear clearly how many money i lost with the new swatch phone
Well, you speak like you are the indian scammer. Forreal tho, learn proper grammar and try to spell
@@balint6873 Well, sorry, English is not my first language, and i had to self learn it, not everyone in the internet is from an english speaking country you know?
@@balint6873 tbh his English is not that bad tho.
Amazing! Radical! ✌✌
as an Indian I can confirm tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You are entering a place full of bright lights, neon colors, and up beat smiles. Everyone is happy. Yet there is a darkness in everything. Seeping into every pore of each individual inhabitant, soaking them to the core in a malaise of indifference and forced smiles.
You are entering... SkyCorp.
Be happy and enjoy your microwave
Portrait of M. O' Neil. A quiet man whose only purpose in life was not to discover what life is about. In a few moments mister O' Neil will take a plunge into an old dream, a fever dream that will change his perception of the objects that surround him, and the artifacts within himself. He will try to run away, but mister O'Neil has already set deep foot... in SkyCorp.
I love how her smile was twitching at the end
😉
@@caitlinalyn1510hold on are you that girl? Lmao
I love how Todd never breaks his smile while Stacy is struggling to smile at the end and even breaks her smile when Todd doesn’t immediately answer.
The bank just called me this afternoon notifying about my final debt situation and thanks to my brand new Swatch® phone and its quality sound I could learn that I have 62 hours to leave the property I'm living in! I can't wait for the mobile version of it ❤
That is the hippest way to announce "I'VE GOT AIDS" that I've ever seen. Charlie Sheen, take note.
"I GOT CORONAVIRUS"
Charlie should also take notes from Haley Joel Osment. ;)
Charlie Sheen has tiger blood!
And unfortunately that tiger tested positive for AIDS.
Everything about your videos is so perfectly 90s. The video quality, the goofy effects, the acting, the background music, the clothing, the camera angles, its all there. As a 90s kid, i highly, *highly* aprecciate this.
Lucian Corvin I know right?
So true it is really retro
The camera angles too.
Finally. Gender equality.
HAhahaha
This channel wont blow - Because most people cant comprehend that level of brilliancy.
And thats a good thing.
And that was when Ghosting was invented
Literally
Her lazy eye just makes it even better.
Just got a call on my new Swatch phone!
My beautiful daughter, light of my life, apple of my eye,
*isn't mine!*
I can't believe how clear the call was!
*The sound quality is great!*
>sound quality
Going into the microphone or coming out of the ear speaker? This comment is rather vague.
The dead look in both of their eyes after speaking and responding to each other means they are made for each other 😊
That is just gold hahah
The crooked smile at the end was so perfectly executed
The acting is just top notch
☺️
I'm glad they didn't break up!
They're in it together, she's never gonna get another boyfriend with a kid, and he's never gonna get another girlfriend with AIDs
ThreeDragonsTalk I don’t think people know how AIDS work. When you have AIDS, your immune system is already so compromised by the HIV virus that you could die from simple things like cutting your finger or catching a cold, things that would not normally be a problem to healthy people. When you have AIDS, you are last stage before dying. Also AIDS is not the contagious condition, HIV is. You can’t spread AIDS, but you can spread HIV, if you are positive. Nowadays science has come so far that most people can live completely full length normal lives even being positive.
@@roygalaasen yep. HIV has to be there for some time beforehand. Chances are, she's already got HIV too :(
That's some 90s humor right there.
People born on Dec. 31st 1999, at 11:59PM are watching this video like "omg I totally miss the 90's! 😭"
😁
did u say 3st? also you said 12/3/99
*31st
OML I WAS BORN THAT TIME :D
This appeared in my suggested videos, clicked at it, and I though it was one of those classic commercials from the past. After thinking about it, I had to come back. I had second thoughts about it being real. After all, this is CZcams. Funny.
0:33 It takes talent for her to look awkwardly at me and my buddy next to me at the same time
0:32 i'm amazed on how she reacts here, truly a masterpiece acting
Aw thank you 🥺 I have a good director
Caitlin Alyn wait your the one who was in the ad? I’m gonna be amazed if your the person in the ad 😳
Twinkle _berry Gacha life 😉😉
Lol that line delivery on "I'VE GOT AIDS!"
With the new Swatch phone Todd will be able to dodge those pesky child support calls
That posing thing with a telephone in 80-90
was fantastic, something else
Oh yeah, I feel it!
0:30 that mouth movement was amazing
SkyCorp Home Video: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
These kind of commercials need to come back.
I'd say a better hit would be him saying "I'm sterile"
I am sterile! -> (It is not my baby.)
Or I have AIDS! -> (I will die soon anyway!)
@@roygalaasen I have AIDS --> You have it too
I was thinking that he was gonna say sterile
Memes on a stick And so will the child
@@roygalaasen almost forgot AIDS was lethal back then
Dont know if the reason for the pause is because they are surprised how good the sound quality is or the delay from phones at 90s
Sounds like they’ve got a great connection!
The actors you have are absolutely AMAZING, mate. Make sure you treat them like gods and goddesses, because they are PERFECT.
He treats us well ☺️ all hail skycorp
They should make ads like these then I would never skip one.
Best example of Check & Checkmate in a video
I love how he says "What's shakin'"
This channel is freaking hilarious and I can't believe I didn't discover it until today. This is exactly the kind of thing I love, stereotypical 90s with stupid funny humor.
This is so well-stylised to the point that I'm wondering if the swatch phone prop was literally made by a studying product designer and thrown into this video
Translucent shit was a late 1990s thing exemplified by the iMac, while this has an early 1990s or even late 1980s feel
I was told I have terminal heart cancer from my cocaine addiction on my new Swatch phone. The sound quality is superb!
I love his angles and expressions. Very horrible and 90s.
I did know about OCP, Tyrell and Weyland-Yutani belonging to SkyCorp™, but never about Swatch. Way to go, SkyCorp™!
Their reactions are priceless
That dead inside smile at the end just completes the video.
That dude's got a million dollar smile holy shit it's perfect
The sheer authenticity of this is staggering.
the effects, camera angles, clothes, acting.. absolutely insane
I thought he was gonna say : "And I've got a vasectomy"
This is literally the best thing ever.
That’s me
T O D D ™
I miss those translucent plastic electronics. My parents had a fully transparent landline phone back in 2000 to around 2004
CZcams recommendation: "Swatch this video"
The way she smiles at the camera after that "yeah I can hear you great" is so funmy
😇
This era hurts my eyes.
Mix of Tricks same 😂
I just love the way he says "Yeah I can hear you just fine.. On me new swatchphone"
If this is a serious ad, they’d be prosecuted for showing it today.
0:38
The face like “it was the moment that she knew, she *toooot* up.”
I half expected the guy would be like "Yeah and I'm sterile!"
I discovered this channel when it had just over a 1,000 subs, and I honestly thought it would have at least half a mil by now! Definition of original content
“The Swatchphone gives you more than the time of day.”
Wait. Could this imply the Swatchphone gave him AIDS?
Pfff that just a rumor made by competitors
that's a
That went from "ha ha wooooow my new Swatch Phone" to *super depression odyssey*
This'll be good
It acts out like they actually know each other in a living universe like they're living both inside and outside the commercial (as if in a fictional universe as the characters in the commercial even when the cameras aren't rolling), while connecting with ours, living in two dimensions at once), while projected onto our reality through this video, is very four-dimensional. And that's what makes this video brilliant.
Please bring these characters back, the guy especially.
This seems more like early 1980s.
this is my new favorite youtube channel. congrats skycorp this is huge honor for you.
The sound quality is great! 😁
How tf do you guys only have 87k Subs!? You guys deserve more for your content.
oh yes, new phone, new aids
You know it's from the 90s, too, when the camera zooms in and out like that. Lol.
She should've had a tear rolling down her cheek in those last few seconds. I don't know why, but I feel it would've completed the pain in her eyes.
The camera angles in this capture that 90s essence. Thanks SkyCorp!!!
Babe ya there
"The sound quality is great"
Plot twist: he meant he has ayds diet candy
really loving the camera angle at 0:30
Person calling from plane: We’re on board the plane the terrorists are planning to crash into the twin towers.
Beloved family member on the ground: wow the sound quality on my new swatch phone is awesome!!!!!!
Amen
Ad parodies are now my thing
Stacy baby wHaTs ShAkIn
To whoever runs this channel. I. Freaking. Love. You.
c u s t o m e r s a t i s f a c t i o n g u a r a n t e e d
Whomever. Normie.
@@Cjnw My mistake, I will now proceed to sit the corner.
"This video has been sponsored by, Swatch!"
You can tell she was holding back tears
*_Girl: "HEY BABE!"_*
*_Guy: "YEAH?"_*
*_Girl: "I'm Pregnant!!!"_*
*_Guy: "Hey babe!"_*
*_Girl: "What?"_*
*_Guy: REVERSE UNO CARD!_*
SOooooo he is pregnant?
My family died in a horrible, gruesome car crash, which I heard about from close friends over the phone. The quality of the call with my new Swatch Phone was incredible! I'd say that everybody should have their own!
Sounds right
Just like the sound quality
Now this is comedy!
"I Love This Brand So Much PS. I Think Someone is Gonna End Up In The Maury Show !XO PS. Keep Up The Good Work!
Why is the music in this so good.
Maybe now I'll be able to understand the indian on the other end trying to scam me
"it's your girl Stacy" broke the suspension of disbelief lol. We didn't talk like youtubers in the 80s.
I probably felt this is the TV version ad of San Andreas Telephone. 😂😂
Just got done with binge watching all of their videos. This is such a great channel, I hope it grows!