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Hi. I think you're cool have a nice day.
Honestly such a cute ad Jamie🥹✨love the two of you individually AND together 🫶🏼
Okay, okay you two...It was ACTUALLY a cute and wholesome ads ^^
I also didn't know L&P contained so much rep! Thanks 💙🌈
Level 104? I'm only on 58 and thought I was pretty far along lol😂
That commercial is so cute! I love you and Shaaba!
I saw the best post I shared today - "Asking when straight pride month is, is like asking where the non-disabled parking spaces are"
Can confirm that some people will use the disabled parking spots because they will be “real quick” or dropping someone off at the front without a placard.
So your comparison is spot on that some people will feel left out if they are not fully accommodated… even if there is a whole parking lot or 11 more months that doesn’t pull attention away from them.
This is good. I need to remember it.
LOL
So pride is a disability? ok, if you say so
Ehh, I don't completely agree with this. Some people do need straight pride - specifically trans straight people, who ARE sometimes oppressed. For example, a trans woman dating a cis man might be told she's actually a gay man and her sexuality as straight isn't valid because of her biological sex. I don't think we should completely shut down the idea of straight pride - only the people who are asking about it purely to put down queer people. In my opinion, any sexuality or gender that is being discriminated against has a place at pride, including straight people in certain scenarios.
They claim we make it our personalities & its all we talk about yet THEY are the ones constantly bringing it up when it has no bearing on the conversation! 🤦♀️
“I’m bothered by it so you must be doing it to bother me! It is all a show, *for me!* I’m not narcissistic I swear!” ~phobes
fr, I work in a very conservative area and get the ""joy"" of hearing the *phobes ranting all day every day. I am queer and I'm positive I don't think about anything LGBTQ-related half as much as they do. The mental gymnastics are fascinating.
*Starts twirling my hair between asterics* Yeah, are they like, obsessed with me or something *digitally giggles ironically between asterics*
My father once started talking about a moose he once saw. He said that it winked at him or something,joked that it was flirting (though with him you never know if he's joking or genuine) and then suddenly he went : but what if it wasn't a girl moose? What if it was a trans*****te? You never know these days! (idk if I can type out the whole word or if it should be censored but he did use this outdated term).
He didn't just sound ignorant and trying to be funny,he clearly was mad at the scenario that didn't even exist - it was a moose, a MOOSE!
@@adalunar1550 omg! That's wild! Like if it was a girl moose, are you gonna do something?? 🤦♀️
I've seen the railing video, guy was actually going _up_ the stairs. Grinding on the poles all the way up. It was extremely heterosexual
Adds new meaning to the verb "Railing".
"Was he railing his girlfriend?😈 No, he was railing the stairs!" 🤣
I wonder if "railing" the stairs is better than "mounting" the stairs? 🤔
Look man, he was just sliding on that shaft. Nothing gay or anything, very straight behaviour.
That makes it even better XD
Man avoids gay stairs in extremely gay way
that man was showing off his wedding sized cake
I Like your profile pic @-Galaxie
@@kyrathedragonshark5455 thanks man, means alot
@@Galaxie_Shipbuilding stay safe out there
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I check in on my cishet friend by asking “is the straight ok”
Incredible
Maybe ask how they feel about being referred to by their sexuality, but if they're on board, that's amazing 🤣
🤣
I love that he, a man, wrote about HIMSELF locking a drug-fueled bear in a place of only women as if the bear is the antagonist in that situation
I’m gay and might say I’m aro because I can’t find other gay men and I am afraid to try and find ones. What you’re talking about is why.
I love how people keep saying practically "men just are horrible and can't help themselves and that's everyone else's problem" and don't even realise it. Why can't trans women have rights? Because MEN will abuse them. Why do women have to wear burlap sacks to not get assaulted? Because MEN get overpowered by lust. Couldn't MEN just start to act like bloody civilized adults? But not like all men, because obviously stereotypes only apply to minorities.
Bears are awesome 😄
@@CatlovingNB I think you responded to the wrong comment. They were talking about the "who do you feel safer with? A bear in the woods, or with a man?"
@@DrachenGothik666i wonder if it's a youtube bug
I once commented about a minecraft video and it went on a fecking news report
@@CatlovingNB as someone that was sexually assaulted myself neither one of us should give up hope.
Of course do what's comfy, I won't judge or dictate, but I don't like the idea of assholes making any of us feel like we can't find mr right.
Remember, men - it's LEGAL to wipe more than once - please don't leave stains in your underwear.
Bidet is better than toilet paper.
There is such thing as over-wiping as well.
The whole purpose of underwear to to catch the occasional skid mark.
I gather that the underwear in question probably had actual clumps or something if Jamie did not want to show it.
@@jamesphillips2285 James my guy, underwear is there to separate your private parts from the pants, and unless you want to either stink or wash your pants every single time you use them, you should use it. Not wearing underwear is hella unhygienic and I'm willing to die on that hill. HOWEVER it's a tiny piece of fabric, it's not made to catch your "occasional skid mark" both because having sh1t literally in a cavity and having that for an entire day is asking to get an infection and because the fabric is too thin to avoid it from staining your pants as well. And omg, writing this comment made me nauseous 😭😭 either try a bidet or gentler paper or just wipes, thank you
@@jamesphillips2285what the fuck please nooo
@@jamesphillips2285 no the purpose of underwear is not up catch skid marks. If you are leaving skid marks in your underwear you need to wipe more.
My uncle got himself uninvited from my wedding by saying that the point of marriage was for us to have babies, and sent me a huge letter on how to be a good submissive wife. I'm agender and asexual, soooo, wasn't relevant to begin with, but was just so gross. Didn't want him there on our day
So your wedding was based on romance then? Hey great that you found something that works. For some reason, it never occurred to me that Asexual And Agender individuals would want to be married, that's all. According to a former friend I cannot ID as female (despite it being VERY obvious physically) because I don't behave like one, I should be NB but then I get confused, do you mean NB or Agender? If I get to the end of my cycle, I might become a triple AAA battery instead of a double AA which would probably confuse him even more.
@@starscreamthecruel8026 Yep, we're both sex-repulsed asexuals, and got married cos we have romantic attraction!
I'm technically gender fluid, and tend to stay out of the binary spectrum. So, I identify as non binary sometimes, agender other times, and sometimes bigender.
No one but you can know your gender identity, appearance aside. If you feel like you are a woman, you're probably a woman. Trust me, I certainly don't feel like a woman, that's how I know I'm not. But if you feel like maybe you don't have a gender, or you have a seperate gender, or maybe that you're like a woman, but not fully, you may want to start exploring labels like agender, non binary, or demigirl.
Good luck, friend! 💜
That is actually horrifying. I would disown that MF.
My husband is basically asexual. There's different ways to show love 💘
I‘m married to a normie, and we have two children. It CAN works, but it’s complicated.
Find yourself someone who is into consent. 👍
Kids: Don’t step on the red floor tiles! They’re lava!
Fully grown Straights(™️): Don’t step on the rainbow stairs-you’ll catch “the gay!” 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Either way I'm diving head first into both
@@geethekey1852 😂😂🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Is the entirety of "Fully grown straights™" Trademarked? Or is it just "straights™"
It really is just that, except they seem to believe it
@@CheezMaster24 Hmm… just Straights (™️) I think, lol. Maybe it should be “Fully grown” though. 😅 I don’t think their brains ever caught up to their age.
A lot of pirates were queer and trying to escape an oppressive society.
So the pride flag kinda is a modern jolly roger.
But pirates are awesome, so I'm cool with that.
Weren't Mary Reed and Anne Bonney rumored to be lovers?
queers also love pirate shirts, so thats even better
(im sewing one right now :D)
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT GAY PIRATES
@@gary_bugTHEY JUST TOLD YOU
Pirates are cool, transphobia is not. 😂
The progress flag being the new Jolly Roger isn't really the burn that they seem to think it is. I for one welcome my new crew and scallywags
🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
As a queer person im 100% on board with some nautical swashbuckling adventures
"Mateys"
"Me hearties,"
Yeah, sure, straight guys came up with those terms.
@@ShanRenxin "matey" is actually a diminutive form of the word "mateloge," which means "marriage" in a dialect of French. So....
I'm doing my part with a skull and crossbones bandana that I wear every day, lol
why did bro ride the rail like that 🤨📸
Fr
He looks more gay doing that then the stairs
@@Zelt-hg5ql it's simple. bro respects the gay stairs so much they can't bear the idea of sullying it with their shoes
I can't help but think the solution is to just put rainbows everywhere in order to see who'll try playing "the floor is lava".
Like the entire floor is rainbow colored but there's strategic "cis/het" panels that one could use to skip through the halls and not touch the rainbow
All that rainbow made it impossible to resist sliding on dat pole.
Yes, brunch has been coopted by the gays like the rainbow. We all collectively own brunch now.
HUZZAH
WE WIN THESE
Excuse me, the Aces would like to have a word
@@RedDeadSakharine You get garlic bread, we get brunch
that must be why my eggs benedict always taste 🌈FABULOUS!🌈
For reference: the guy didn't slide down the railing, he *climbed up the railing* and once he reached the top, flexes in triumph... I guess for "defeating" the gay stairs? Some people are so childish and silly, if they aren't homicidal and scary 🤦♂️
I'm not doubting a bigot could do that, but are we sure he wasn't forcing for managing the feat? If be impressed with myself to pull myself up s rail. Was the flag a factor in his decision? Guess I hope to see the best in people
@@myself0510 hard to say. I'd be impressed as well if I could do the same, but the way he climbs off the rail is very "the floor is lava" vibes. At any rate, the clip is often used by bigots as a show of "straight power," whilst looking incredibly silly
Straddled that pole til he reached the top and conquered it huh 💀
Defeating the gay stairs in the gayest way possible 💪
"ball or no balls"
*looks at my fixed male cat* sorry chester, you are now female
then female cats are genderless 🫢🫢
Bye Chester, hello chestella or sumthin like that
Goodbye Chester, your new name is Chessaleighn
the matching voodoo doll things are horrible, "tell me you love me" vs "shut up already" is actually so gross
Voodoo dolls are traditionally used to help people so
@@berfae sure but those specific ones arent gonna help anyone lmao
I mean now... To be fair! A bear wouldn't want to tranq another bear pump it full of drugs and lock women and that bear in a room with each other.
A Bear wouldn't even enjoy the thought of it!
Thanks Bear! you win, yet once again!
All bears are much more cute than most men! Even if the bear is hangry and you are at the wrong place at the wrong time! A bear doesn't hurt you out of cri minal intent or tries to r ape you. A bear ist just a very natural beeing that doesn't need to decieve you. I'm a man and even ❗I❗would rather be in the woods with a bear than a stranger man!! Because heavens Yeah! With a bear I really habe a chance of survival! Because 80% the bear will go out of my way because bears are General not interested in humans.. Men.. Well.. We see that.
Brunches can be a risky business. I accidentally ate my lunch sandwich too early once, and I immediately entered into a romantic relationship with another man.
😂😂
From what I understand, the whole man or bear thing is a random bear or random man. That random bear is far more likely to just wander away, and that random man is more likely to be aggressive at the very least. Everytime I hear a guy talking about that, I'm more convinced that the women made the right choice.
Any random bear is more likely to just not want to do any harm. They're dangerous but their behaviours are predictable and direct.
Men lie. Men manipulate. Men are unpredictable. The fact so many of us don't realise the disparity in relative safety for men and women exists is maddening.
You are 100% correct. With the bear you are aware of the danger and know to keep your guard up and that the absolute worst thing the bear will do is attack you if it's desperate
You never know if a random man you pass is dangerous and can lull you into dropping your guard before doing things far worse than death.
If you're in the woods and run into a random bear you can take precautions to avoid it. The bear isn't going to threaten your safety in exchange for sexual gratification which men would, could, and has done repeatedly.
@@beardedbear9901respect a bear and it will leave you be
Respect a man and he may still [REDACTED] you
@@beardedbear9901 i mean humans in general lies, manipulate and are unpredictable
Yeah i prefer a bear man 🐻🙋
11:13 This just explains the whole “women would rather be alone in a forest with a bear than a man” thing even more because men will make posts like this on social media (jokingly maybe?) threatening to lock an angry bear into a room full of women while bears will generally leave you alone if you leave them alone. Dear lord, you’re not helping your case at all. 🤦♀️
You are 100% correct. With the bear you are aware of the danger and know to keep your guard up and that the absolute worst thing the bear will do is attack you if it's desperate
You never know if a random man you pass is dangerous and can lull you into dropping your guard before doing things far worse than death.
If you're in the woods and run into a random bear you can take precautions to avoid it. The bear isn't going to threaten your safety in exchange for sexual gratification which men would, could, and has done repeatedly.
Totally agree. Any predatory animal (like bears) are far predictable in their behavior, will only attack if it or its young are threatened, there are provable ways to protect/defend yourself or escape, and (the cherry on top) people will believe me when I tell them I was attacked by a bear 🙃
Also notice how he said he wanted to give the bear drugs to make it aggressive. Thus admitting that it wouldn't have been that way otherwise......
bears would demolish anyone ngl. btw did you know they hold down their prey and eat them slowly, chunk by chunk? bears dont kill instantly, fookin torture!
There's no Heterosexual Pride Month because all the months are Heterosexual Pride Month.
theres no heterosexual pride month because there's nothing to be proud about
no because why celebrate something that doesn't make you unique.
@nicholashoward971 True lol
@@Kiwi-69 factual correct my person.
@Kiwi-69 what is your gender identity? That is why I said my person.
"REAL OR FAKE GIRL"
My mind still refuses to believe there are actually people who say crap like that, oml 🙄
Same-…transphobia must be dying at this point we’re in 2024..
tell him the only fake girl is the blow up doll he sleeps with every night
My mind went to "REAL OR CAKE" 🤣🤣🤣 Clearly that's a cake.
im 𝐔⃥⃒̸𝐍⃥⃒̸𝐊⃥⃒̸𝐍⃥⃒̸𝐎⃥⃒̸𝐖⃥⃒̸𝐍⃥⃒̸
Wrap your mind around this. My Mom's extended Spanish Catholic family believed that a woman is onlly a woman as long as she can give birth, this means once her cycle ends, she has no further value and should become invisible. Fortunately Mom moved to England when she married Dad and had me, and Catholics over here aren't THAT nasty. They also believe if you are a C Section Baby(which I was), you have defied God's plan for you(which was apparently to be stillborn then, um okay) and you are a child of the devil, without a soul. Huh Aro/Ace and soulless, cant go to hell if you don't have a soul ;) I'll just haunt the Earth forever then and trip bigots down the stairs :D
10:30 it's a corruption of Stoicism. They Idolize famous Stoics, but don't _understand_ stoicism. so then they just mimic the behavior, without doing the work or applying the philosophy, ending up just repressing themselves and those around them toxically.
Tbh I like the whole thing of women saying bears are better than just men because of what bear means in gay slang.
Everyone not just women should have a chubby hairy gay man as a friend, especially other chubby hairy gay men.
Bears rule 🐻
Yeah, I think that "man or bear" is a false choice, because better than either is someone who is both.
@@electronics-girl that's so true.
If a big gay hairy man is also a sugar daddy
Hes a gummy bear
As a cishet woman, I like this too! Also, whenever I see this type of bear, I really want to ask if I can pet them because they look friendly and soft and non-threatening. I don't ask because I don't want to seem weird, but I really want to do so. Is that okay?
@@forensicgirl I think it varies from person to person, some are ok with being pet some aren't. I don't find it weird at all.
I just had top surgery today! Spending my post op recovery watching jamie, as I should.
Congrats! That's so cool! Hope you have a speedy recovery 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Mazal tov! May your recovery go as smoothly as possible!
Congrats! Wish you a speedy and easy recovery!
Wonderful!!! Have a fast recovery and enjoy yourself!
Wheyyy, go you!
As a Brit who's looking into this and waiting for therapy, do you have to basically battle through/convince like 3 different people that you know what you want for such a thing? I've been asking for 14 years since I turned 18 and only now...!
I swear every ‘r/arethestraightsok’ video makes me loose another fraction of my hope for humanity but like in a good way
no cuz it’s honestly only ever in a bad way if they’re like “read Leviticus 20:13 😡😡” like omg, do not force your beliefs on me. (no hate to Christians or anyone that believes in god!!)
@duckgirlxx right wing arguments be like. Gays people are bad because I was told so. Trans people are bad because i was told people should identify themselves based on their chromosomes.
How do you lose a fraction of your hope for humanity in a good way
@@julesbellet1449this is a joke answer i thought of, it's like .01% each time so it's not really eating into the hope but.
Completely fair point
With much effort
Autism is also involved I think
July is actually Disability Pride Month!
Yay ^^
Oh YAYYYY!!!!!
Ahahahahahaha.
Shhhhh ... don't tell them.
But what about Ability Pride Month? After all, able-bodied people are the most oppressed group of all!
a- america month?
Police: There's been a murder done! We think she killed him.
Terfs: Show me "her" private parts! Show me the corpse's private parts! I don't trust YOU!
"Well maybe if He'd had advice, he would have made man better," --Jamie 2024
i cant even...basic hygiene is just that ...basic. that is legit revolting on every level that some one wouldnt wipe correctly 🤮you know some one like that doesnt wash their hands either probly. how are we not all dead...
All I could think was "there are people who legit struggle with personal hygiene due to disabilities and still do *a lot* better than that." Like, no dude, that's not masculine, that's just disgusting.
It’s sad that he was never taught that. I’ve had to teach my patients how to wipe properly too because their parents never taught them. 😞
"I am the property of _____" is GROSS
Unless the one in the blank is a cat because that's how it works with cats.
@@Lunar994 but cats aren't using it for some weird spiteful agenda, they just want you to love them and look after them. Seems like a fair trade.
I wish people just treated so much of this toxic gender role thing as a personal bdsm kink and leave the rest of the world alone
Hey don't kink shame, some people are into that
So I'm not a real woman because I can't make babies? Talk to the God you believe in because I was born this way.😂
I'm apparently not a woman either because I can't make babies. That was my choice, and I'm not a woman.
Ya know when talking anonymously online and babies come up Ill say I can't not mentioning that I'm trans
They assume that theres just something wrong with my uterus. I just say I don't have one and don't want to talk about it more. They don't say Im not a woman they are just like _ohh_.
None of it is a lie, and proves that people don't give a shit if you physically can't make babies, youre still a woman if you want to be.
Don’t worry, I‘ll be with you shortly. I finally got a medical reason to get my uterus removed, at which point I apparently cease to be of the female sex…
Are you guys dumb or something?
Yes, being a real woman is all about making babies
Who would knew transphobia is rooted by misogyny, huh?
1:19 Oh, he's not sliding down awkwardly, no. It's even spicier: he's _climbing_ up awkwardly.
Omg the cones thing killed me 😂. Good response to those belt and things that fit together images (accidental ally)
It's the bottom of a cone. People say "bottom" if they don't like saying "butt" or "ass" so it actually resembles it going up the butt. # accidentalally
Autogynophiliia is just so funny to me, 'cause it really comes down to just feeling good with how you look. "Oh you can't be a real women 'cause you like how you look, that's disgusting, how can you feel good with yourself and your body..." :P
I wonder if they even know what this word means or are they just throwing it everywhere they can because they heard it that one time and it sounded "smart" to them, like "long, hard, latin word must be true" (and yes, I'm not sure whether I wrote it right or not, but I don't want to check 'cause I don't need more transphobia now :P)
And also, I really liked that part with the Jelly Roger, like yeah. I really like it when straights are trying to make us look bad or to shame us for something and they're doing it in the best way possible by making us sound/look cool af :3
I get a kick out of it because of all of the times I spent tried to find any information on the opposite (autoandrophilia) because I wasn’t ready to admit to myself that I’m nonbinary.
The less funny part is that if made me reject any gender questioning feelings as a product of a fetish, instead of recognizing that the so called paraphilia was actually me experiencing my gender in the only way I allowed myself-hidden away from everyone and ashamed. That’s the game they’re playing.
It's a very convenient way of shutting down the discussion, and the really clever thing is that it works on people from all over the political spectrum, because no one faction has a monopoly on being icked by sex. All you have to do is say "This person does weird sex" and whether it's true or not, that's enough to make a lot of people go "Well then they must be bad". And it works in reverse too - if you've already decided that someone is bad, and you're reaching for a reason to justify it, going, "Well, they must be a pervert who's doing this for weird sex reasons!"
The term was coined by Ray Blanchard, so if a doctor said it, then it must be true. Never mind that his research involved ignoring trans people and making up his own conclusions, and similar surveys of cisgender women found that most of them would have it as well.
Don't like 60% of cis women qualify for it?
Phobes always claim that us queer people are obsessed with our identities and are making them our entire personalities... meanwhile, they're the ones constantly bringing us up in order to complain about what they say we do that we don't actually do... projection much? 🙄
Can confirm brunch is gay. It’s the most important meal of the day.
most important meal of the gay
Especially gay brunches, those are pretty gay.
My theoty why women/housewifes like brunches: instead of having to prepare two, only one meal. A lot of it can be sorved cold, so less stress. It has something for everyone, so no complaining. Very practical.
If they have to give the bear drugs in order to make it dangerous, doesn't that defeat their entire argument?
As a man i would rather be in the woods with a bear over random dude, people are unpredictable, bears are chill, im not looking the save some "alpha male" who cant forage for food or start a fire lmfao.
I've been trying to say this. I live in an area with a lot of bears, I encountered bears several times during my hikes and they leave you alone if you leave them alone. A person could kidnap and torture you for days, weeks or months before killing you while a bear is gonna kill you on the spot of it wants.
@@alexr2172 this goes double for black bears, they are as likely to hit you once and run away to actually off you
@@ConstantChaos1if it's black you're safe. If it's brown youre in danger. If it's white you're dead.
Rule of thumb with bears
Yeah i prefer a bear man 🐻
@@jonal5126 yeah but I tend to find them on Scruff or at a kink event, not the woods lol
July is actually disability pride month!
I'm waiting for the ableists to reply with "why should you be proud of your disabilities?" or something along those lines. As if disabled people aren't oppressed or don't live fulfilling lives. And even if we didn't live fulfilling lives, it's society and inaccessibility that is the main issue, not our disabilities.
YESS! This is it!!!@@_gorillazfreakinc._2
Awesome, let’s gooo!
LEEETTSSS GOOOOOOOOOO
Guy straight up admits he shats his pants and expects women to wash them for him.
as a man who's had one testicle removed cos of testicular cancer i guess I'm peeing between the two bathrooms of 'balls' and 'no balls' as i don't have multiple but also don't have zero lol
The funny thing with the bald eagles is that the female bird is larger. So if I'm seeing is right, the female bird has her head bowed, and the male is squawking.
I probably have said this before, but the only straight people I know that are okay is my big sister and her boyfriend.
I'm a little bit early
The only ones I know are my millenial aunt and uncle, they're couple goals.
My husband is nice also.
You must live in a red-ass city, holy crap.
for me it's my younger sister and her boyfriend
17:09 why are biggots so good at making Queer people sound cool as fluff?
Weirdly, it usually is the enemy that comes up with the coolest, most badass nicknames. The Germans in the world wars come to mind; in WW1 they called the American all black regiments the Hellfighters, and the marines the Devil Dogs. In WW2 their name for the Russian all female 588th air regiment the Night Witches.
@@ShanRenxin the night watches in particular are my favorite Just with How cool of a group they where
*Bigots. Only one "g" in the word.
Honestly the reason so many people hate their spouses is that nobody likes just not being in control.
and many got married coz it was EXPECTED of them, not because they actually WANTED to and have becom resigned to their fate.
I once saw a comment saying to end “gay month” and when I asked why, he doubled down and also said to cancel women’s history month and black history month :b
And there it is. All bigotry sucks.
Yup, the bigotry onion...
Why are people like that
A month is a month
@@JB_KING_official a month is in fact a month 😊
In the spirit of trying to laugh at bigotry, there’s something I find really funny about memes and attitudes that amount to “it’s gay for a man to sleep with a woman”
U think that's funny? Try "debating" with them, the more they try to elaborate, the weirder it becomes. Once started a convo about how gay people aren't evil, and it ended up being a rant about how man and women are basically different species because in the bible god created all the animals then man, then women 💀💀💀
@@aleksabanjevic8316 Weren't woman created from man??? Like god took one of Adam's ribs and made Eve from that, so they are still the same species.
@@Floofies u will find that many "Christians" have I fact not read the Bible, and will take the pastors word for it
@@aleksabanjevic8316 if we are a different species, we dont have to conform to their code of behaviour, we can have our own.
@@Floofies AFTER he created Lilith from a piece of skin from Adam's foot and Lilith demanded to be treated as an equal, thus she was evil, so she went off to find someone who would treat her fairly and he went back to God whining so God made Eve out of spare parts, or something like that.
“Brunch is the opportunity to fit in a fourth meal of the day” is the most inspiring thing I’ve heard all week.
It's confirmed, Jamie is a Hobbit & is all about that second breakfast.
I'm straight and these made me cringe too. Clearly someone in the quality assurance department failed to catch these products before they left the factory.
Same, we don’t claim these weirdos 😒
Alternate title for the people not walking on rainbow stairs:
Ally doesnt want to ruin the rainbow stairs by stepping on it❤️🌈🏳️🌈
I had heard that the person in the question was gay and doing the stunt as a joke- if true, it's a funny joke. If false it's even funnier.
The cartoon face that first appears at 17:39 is Alfred E. Newman, the mascot of MAD Magazine, a now-defunct US periodical. The magazine specialized in satire and other humor of a low and silly nature aimed at people in the age range of 10 to 15.
Defunct? it's still in circulation, i saw a new one in the bookstore this past weekend.
I had a few of those when I visited America in the 80s, that was the only humour that actually made any sense at the time. I was 9 and 12 for reference. The satire and sarcasm was great and proves that Americans CAN understand sarcasm despite what everyone else thinks.
Considering how much political humour they sometimes had in the magazine, I think your age range is quite a bit off. There's a lot of adult humour in those mags. It think the age range was more like 10 to adult. Apparently, the magazine is still around, though they're shutting down the direct-to-newsstand publication & going to a subscription model.
@@arynnsprague9494 MAD Magazine ceased regular publication some time ago, but they occasionally release compilations of their past work. I recently bought one called "MAD Spoofs Star Wars and Other Sci - Fi" that was all stuff that had been published before.
Lol, well I could counter with: "God made man before woman because you need a prototype before perfecting your creation."
That's why they call them "alpha males". Still trying to work out all the bugs before the final release.
I love this, may I use this as a counter myself?
That's not the reason given in the Bible ✝. Or the implied reason.
@@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana r/whooosh Did someone surgically remove your sense of humour? Good grief, you god-botherers are so painfully dumb.
@@UniDocs_Mahapushpa_Cyavana There is no implied reason.
To all the "I don't want ANYONE dating my daughter" overprotective dads with guns...
As someone with an enduring love of delicious irony, I hope they all get a "be careful what you wish for" surprise and end up with aroace daughters.
Yep. My parents said "No sex before marriage", and I just went "Ok, never sounds good" and suddenly there was talking about grandkids.
The fact they find it necessary to avoid the steps
Man avoids gay stairs to preserve the sacred pride flag
“Bears can’t make SA reports” THAT’S THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I’VE EVER HEARD. 🤢😭😭
Seeing that made this bear frown (especially since I actually was SA'd irl)
Something else
It's blown way out of proportion, likely at most 2% of sexual assault claims are fake some say up to 8% but it's very hard to judge and figure out. So women are at best ~12-50 times less likely to falsely claim it happened than a man is to actually do it.
@@cryochick9044 It is MUCH more likely for a man to be SA'd than to be falsely reported for SA. Yet I have never spoken with a man irl who admitted that he was worried about being SA'd- and I have met a man IRL who admitted he was afraid of being falsely accused of SA.
@@mrsplays9817 yea Id assume that's true too but I don't know the numbers
@@cryochick9044 I had read the numbers at some point but I don't remember them now.
I've seen the video of the guy avoiding the rainbow steps by using the rails, and the way he literally rode up the rails was gayer that if he would have just used the steps
Oh no, the stairs guy wasn’t sliding DOWN the stairs. He was going UP, humping the stairs all the way to the top. So straight…
i once saw a video of a dude and he was like "id choose to be in the forest with a bear over a woman, because what if the woman dated me for my money, divorced me, and took half my assets?" like, the worst thing you could imagine a woman doing was taking some of your cash dude?
Yes the fact they cannot even imagine what this is about is WILD
" like, the worst thing you could imagine a woman doing was taking some of your cash dude?" "some" cash? how is half of your money "some" cash?
@@krispycookez My ex boyfriend owes me more money than I have in my bank account.
I literally do not think about it or give a shit about it. Him taking half my money was the *least* traumatizing thing about that relationship. I have enough money to exist and that's enough. Plus, I can make more money, but I can never bring back the person I was before he broke me down.
Is it just "some cash," no, it's a decent amount of money. But it is nothing, and I repeat, *nothing*, compared to the emotional, physical, and sexual abuse I endured by his hand.
Thank you for being here ❤ just experienced some mild homophobia and feeling lonely!
Bigotry sucks. Sorry you had to experience it. Just remember you are never alone. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️❤️🩹
Please accept some mama hugs.
❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎💙💗🤍
Remember that we're better than the bigots, for we are civilized and their cruelty is inhumane, diabolical even.
I am so sorry. The hatred seems stronger this year and it really sucks. You're never alone.
i love how Jammi is like "14 missed calls is so dumb" because like the decent man he is, he actually loves his wife
which some hetero-passing couples cant even do
If I saw 14 missed calls from anybody I would panic.
"i don't want to walk on the 'gay stairs'!" *slides down those stairs like a man double handling striper poles*
PLEASE tell me you know the twink archer pole dancer
The clip his actually of him very awkwardly climbing to the pole to the top.
@@LittleLexi24 when you think about it, that's worse. because instead of sliding down those poles, he is mounting them and-....well i'll leave it to your imagination.
Husbands don't spend time on the phone to their wives much because they usually live together and spend much of their time together so the only thing left that needs to be expressed is something like "Don't forget the milk when you're at the store". that statistic has had far too much made of it. It's a nothing really.
The fella commenting on the airfryer post is clearly not well 🤦🏻♀️
I own an air fryer
0:35 Yes, I think quite a bit of media from 10-15 years ago portrayed brunch as feminine.
How I Met Your Mother did a bit about how guys can only go to brunch if they're in a couple and then when two single cishet dudes went to brunch together, the joke was that they accidentally were in a relationship (and they both acted more stereotypically feminine).
It's so wild how far we've come media and culture-wise in a couple of decades.
"be nicer to my mother" and "kick your mother out" really showing what kind of person would make this doll 🤨
Important point: Peeling the layers off a bigot to see the further layers of bigotry underneath is meant figuratively. Don't make the same mistake I made.
On the plus side, that's one less bigot 🤣
I wasn't ready for that last part.
Wait wot? What mistake did you make? 🎉🏳️⚧️🤟🏽
Also the Cass Report is pure baloney, if somebody hits you with a piece of that report as an argument against queer people, you can disregard whatever they try to tell you.
Thats called the poisoning the well fallacy, so you cant do that and have it be valid.
@@krispycookez Learn to read. You're missing the qualifying statement.
@@goodpeople25 what?
@@krispycookez I'm not here to teach you english.
@@goodpeople25 cool, then leave
Heterosexual "awareness"?
I am, quite unfortunately and against my will, very much aware of the heterosexuals.
7:43 bro would never survive JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure.
Ah, yes, the show where if the men started fucking it would somehow be less gay. I fucking love JJBA so much 😂
17:50 fun fact, while here in the UK (and other English-speaking countries) we use a comma as the thousands separator and a full stop as the decimal separator, mainland Europe (and presumably other places too) has them the other way around! Most likely that's why the screenshot says "20.000" for twenty thousand. Then again, I find it amusing to imagine someone who's so worked up at the idea of more genders that they're now counting fractional genders too and quoting their total to 3 decimal places 😂
Lol, milligenders. 😂
Idk in Ukraine we use 20.000 along with 20 000 and 20000 for twenty thousand there is no diference😌
these comas are not necessery
I may be wrong but I think the man trying to avoid the pride stairs was actually sliding his way UP the railing which says a lot. He'd rather grind his nether bits up and a metal pole than walk on a rainbow.
which makes it even gayer of him to do that
I love the comparison that there is no straight Pride month for the same reason that there is no British Independence Day.
"don't mistake silence for maturity
Don't mistake silence for strength
Silence is the absence of voice
That's why it's called silence
Maybe i just like to shut up
You should try it"
- Me, right now, for some reason
23:29 They can’t even suck right! That could’ve been D.A.D.D.Y.: short for Dads Against Daughter Dating You. Oh, my daughter’s partner is coming for dinner? Pull up to the dinning table with this on.
They're trying to parody MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Driving. But they have no concept of humor, just cruelty, so that's why it's not funny.
17:19
That reminds me of a good tweet from the CZcamsr Docm77! He made a post telling everyone happy Pride Month and added the LGBTQ+ flag and trans flag and added the Jolly Roger’s for good measure.
That was a very sweet tweet!
❤ DocM77!!!! The GOATFather really is an amazing human being.
Fellow Doc fans in the wild?!
And the fan art that prompted that got the thumbnail too :D
12:30 Why would women rather chose the bear ? Well, the bear wouldn't intentionally lock them with a man.
0:49 even better, scrambles UP the railings! It looked so stupid to say the very least. Looked even more gay than if he just WALKED like a normal person LMFAO
He is quite literally avoiding being gay… by grinding against large poles. 🤦♂️
The main point that some men seem to miss in the whole "a man or a bear" argument is that most women don't choose bear thinking they would feel safer or they would leave unharmed or that they would have a better chance taking the bear down in case of an attack, most women pick bear knowing well that if the unfortunate attack happens that would be it. The bear would k*ll them and that would be it. Men are the ones who k*ll for satisfaction and/or their sick fantasies, men are the ones who stalk with intention of making women fear for their lives, men are the ones who do the SA while women are alive, in pain, tortured or even after they're already dead. Bear would do none of that. Bear would just simply k*ll them and even if the death is painful, the bear did it out of fear or for food.
So yeah, to dumb it down for the "not all men" guys: WOMEN WOULD RATHER BE MAULED BY A BEAR THAN BE IN YOUR CLOSE PROXIMITY WITH YOUR SICK BRAINS. (Which the guys in the post proved to be completely justifiable.)
With the bear you are aware of the danger and know to keep your guard up And know that bears don't just attack for the fun of it.
With a man you never know if the person you're dealing with will actually be a danger until it's too late sometimes with severe or deadly consequences.
Sorry, just wanted a little bit of honey
Why are some of them so insecure that they need to slide the metal thing instead of just walking some rainbow stairs. Like seriously, walking 20seconds on something that has 6 colours of rainbow doesn't make you any less straight, you're gonna just walk them, and then forget a minute later 💀
the wiping once thing......come on man I'm eating😭
Yeah I am like as a guy that's gross as hell
Lol yeah, I have a bidet, and it's nice to have a clean ass.
@@waterbottle82730 100 percent. I do like a clean bum
Ikr ? 😮
@@susannairisastarte5192 yeah its crazy fr
1:01 Jammie, my dude, I have seen that video and he was absolutely NOT going down
The freaking *AIR FRYER* response is so fucking WILD
Air fryers are cool
I got a Prager U ad on this video 😭💀
See the good side of it, by putting their ads on videos like that they are supporting lgbtq people and supporters financially without getting anything out of it
Nothing says, "why women are happier with bears" like suggesting punishing women for feeling this way, saying so, and insulting men. How? By suggesting they coke up a bear and let it loose in a locked gym with women. Violence as a response to hurt feelings. Can't imagine why women don't feel safe around men.🙄🙄🙄
5:31 I think "he's a bit crazy and scares me sometimes" could be read as "he's a bit reckless and I'm afraid one day he'll get himself killed". I hope it's something like that anyway.
the gun on the cake was for a baby who was assigned american at birth
The love and pies ad is the cutest thing I've ever seen what the hell
Yeah, and it's even on location!
Okay but "The pride flag is the same as the jolly rodger" kinda goes hard.
On the post where the woman was all: “I support trans people but trans women aren’t women cuz they don’t have uterus’s”
Girl! I was born without one! It’s a condition called MRKH! And what about those people who have had a hysterectomy LINDA-
Well, to her, you're a man now. Sorry. /s
Fun fact: the suffragette colors are the same as the genderqueer flag. (At least according to the University of North Colorado)
Talking about the man vs bear thing talked about eleven to twelve minutes in, apparently there was a woman who commented on TikTok that she personally would choose a man and then got so harassed by so many men to the point of changing her answer to bear…
Why was there an anti-gay ad on this video? Why did the algorithm do that to me??
It means the homopobes wasted their money on you, someone who would just ignore it and continue on with their day!
This is the same algorithm that plays "Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints" ads on atheist videos (or videos talking about problematic Christian beliefs and practices)
The algorithm either can't tell the difference between positive or negative content, or the advertiser deliberately mistagged the ad to get it playing in lgbtqia+ content.
@@rinkuraku5251they do this to lower lgbt moral or confuse possible allies.
They choose the types of videos their ads show up on.
See the positive of that, by that they support videos like these financially
Superman is obviously supposed to phase into his shoes like a real man, isn't that how you guys do it?
Ok, but Shaaba putting the apron on Jamie is sooo cute and relationship goals💕💕
comparing queer people to pirates, I.E. people that are largely seen as fun badass renegades in popular media, is probably not the gotcha they think it is
Not to mention pirates had an established code, had the ability to vote including up to voting for their captain, had established compensation in a fair manner, had compensation for crewmates who were injured, and had strict rules on how to deal with people outside of the crew including death sentences for rapists In some cases.
This definitely isn't the gotcha they think it is.
"heterosexual awareness" who isn't aware!?!?
Straight trans people who are still eggs aren't aware that they are heterosexual.
@@electronics-girlgottem
1:10
It’s like those Minecraft CZcamsrs doing challenges like “If I touch green, this video ends”
24:51 Meanwhile, my mom had a friend with only sons, and she always told my mom she was so lucky to have daughters who could do house chores. This was in the 2000s.
I don't understand why they just don't teach their sons/daughters basic life skills. Insanity.