Red Robots
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- čas přidán 8. 07. 2016
- Song: Red Alert 3 Soviet March
Текст:
Наш Советский Союз покоряет
Весь мир от Волги к Неве на восто-ок
Над землё-ой везде будут петь:
Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!
Наш Советский Союз покоряет
Весь мир от Волги к Неве на восто-ок
Над землё-ой везде будут петь:
Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!
Все народы здесь стоят того,
Что мы все воплотили на свет,
Благодарный низкий поклон
От са-мой мо-гу-щес-твенной в мире!
Все народы здесь стоят того,
Что мы все воплотили на свет,
Благодарный низкий поклон
От са-мой мо-гу-щес-твенной в мире!
Наш Советский Союз покоряет
Весь мир от Волги к Неве на восто-ок
Над землё-ой везде будут петь:
Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!
Наш Советский Союз покоряет
Весь мир от Волги к Неве на восто-ок
Над землё-ой везде будут петь:
Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!
Lyrics:
Our Soviet Union subjugates the whole world
Like a gigantic bear from the East.
The sheep wander aimlessly, without any cause,
Yet the Soviet bear's on the hunt.
Our brotherhood's a good life, Our generosity is without compare.
All those with us are strong,
All those against us, beware.
It'd be a shame if we had hardships.
To all those around us, it's not worth your while
If we were to turn you to ashes.
We thank you profoundly, and bow to you deeply,
From the mightiest nation in all the world. - Hry
![[SFM] MvM Wars II - Robot of doom](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/R3FaR4bUVHk/mqdefault.jpg)
Welcome to heavy update in Team Fortress 2
Алексей Алексеевич
YES BROTHER!!!! Soviet March better play in the loading screen for the heavy update.
Ura! Ura! Ura!
Ееееее бой
When a army of fat scouts arrive
Ты русский блет
When i open some chips
The entire class:
Live the COMMUNISME!!!!
@@freddyfazbear5837 uno reverse card
OUR chips
@@freddyfazbear5837 i send you to gulag
@@freddyfazbear5837 No u
In U.S.A:
You make robot
In Soviet Russia:
Robot make you
In Imperial Japan:
You're sentry buster
pr what the fuck
isnt r2da dead
aim Joke to you?
@James Thomason You are Dead not a big surpaise)))
The ReplaceBuilder hi kid who plays roblox
The fact that originally the robots were suposed to be red makes this even more amazing
Were they?
Yes
В другой вселенной: появление 3-го рейха и СССР но вместо наёмников роботы)
If MvM ever have this nightmare, every wave will be impossible.
Infinite support giant Uber Medics and super scouts
@@robobot8702 and like 10 sentry busters
@@BattleRam31 No, 5 tanks fused in 1
@@robobot8702 ok you need like 15 sentries to take that down
Ram games or the entire team as pyro.
At least 10 Crit canteen each.
i love how adding the hat is part of production
@@Nova-jd5hc ah
that makes sense
It's an engine requirement to make them dance in a fluid way more than 3k Soviet and communist dances and song
its a ushanka
it gives 30 more head protection
92 radiation protection
19 thermical protection
18 fire protection
43 capitalism protection and its a stash for sandvich
@@abandonedlmao9433 and a vodka taste ability
TF2 _is_ a war-themed hat simulator, after all.
*Hears Red Alert March
*thinks to himself:
This video is going to be about:
A) Commie robots
B) Soviets vs Robots
C) Rush Berlin (with robots)
D) robo Rasputin
This is what Redmond Mann has working after gray Mann bots invansion
D
A) Commie robots
Comrade robots
but russia piple dont have rasputin
WE ARE HAVE PUTIN, VERY YES MAN
I just love how the robo medic does the kazotsky kick with a wheel instead of two legs.
More of a pogoing bounce than a dance, but hey, at least he did his best
Pog
2:26 You can see the real RED Soldier in disguise dancing.
SHH he is a robot you are blowing his cover
Ye
AMERICAN SPY!
What soldier? All I see is bunch of robots dancing
Soldier easy to spot, wearing cardboard box as robot head
"Son what are ye watching?"
"Red dancing and singing sovietic robots from my favorite video game"
"Oh that's right hun, we don't have a son"
He died for the Motherland with his comrades fightings Fascists
*Plot twist: the son was lenin and mom is stalin and the father go to gulag*
2:28 THAT MEDIC IS JUST BOUNCING.
YES
@@belu7065 aye engineer POOTISPENSERHERE
@@andreamesa7365 Heck no
At least he's trying his best
2:28 soldier is spy!
How did the robot did not know that red or blue spy is a robot?
Uhhh, what?
Quiet, you fool! You're blowing his cover!
I don’t know what you see that’s just a normal function robot soldier
If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight. If you can't win just grab a box and start ravin'
"And when he woke up his skeleton was missing and he never uploaded a video again!"
Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license.
damn, this sfm is a piece of art. Just wait for it, sooner or later this vdeo will hit 1 million views.
you're rigth
FerSave reminder since u posted a year ago. It's at 750000+
Cyka blyat
@@jge9118 Now it's at 900000
almost there
2:26
I REJECT MY HUMANNITY REDMOND
Girls leaving school: well that was hard
Boys leaving school: 2:03
In Soviet Russia robots make factories.
고원종 Then the factories make robots. And so on.
(terminator theme)
고원종 Also, Soviet Russia. Not Russia.
Хаха
Totallynot Apuffball идиот
Red robots will be alot more scarry then the blue ones in MvM (My opinion)
Also russia is invading da world with robots corfirmed #Russia/Soviet Robots
The dumbest part is that there is Blu robots. If we remember right Blu was against grey Mann as well. It seems that's where tf2 went wrong
But guys, there's some mayor differences between the comic and the game. The comics are 1 year AFTER the game, the blu team has been killed by the reds and Grey's robots.
Swoo yeah except grey's robots are Blu team
They are blu cuz volvo iz a lazy piece of shit. :P
This is the reflection of the future: "More technology, more war."
TeLePOrtEr GOin up!
DiSpEnSeR gOiN’ uP
More like "more technology, more cold war." Or nuclear war
looks at human history what you said is stupid
When I bring snack to school
My school mates:
2:26 me and the boys on our way to Germany
So then Medic is a traitor
Nothing is better than a dancing robot army.....
But it's a Dancing RUSSIAN Robot Army
No A Soviet dancing army
Savage Thayer are russen
NO THIS IS Soviet Union
Savage день Александр
*Joseph Stalin Has Joined The Game*
USA Has Left The Game
*Joseph Stalin has earned achievement: Berlin*
@@Tri-vy2th in RED team: *VICTORY*
Silver map: Moscow
*Hitler Has Left The Game*
2:23
probably the most Soviet bit ever.
damn, imagine how much more terrifying red robots would be against blue.
there's a reason why every "meet the _" video, red always wins
but imagine if you could have the robots on your side, you can taunt with them and stuff
@jimmyman that's part of why they're terrifying
Мощно вышло, однозначно лайк! Наверное больших трудов стоило создание такой анимации? Я ценю такие шедевры.
САРОВНО твой канал круче только ты уже видео не выкладываешь
Nein
2:26 You can see soldier in his "Disguise" dancing with them
He's a pussy
Damn, Soldier's a better spy than the Spy.
Capitalist Spy
No hes a robot but they just ran out of metal
I Am Facist Spy
That’s weird, I suddenly arrived at Berlin after viewing this video.
Same, i also instantly die when i pick my main: the (german) medic
New mvm update:new mode-red terror
Enemy robots have 500% more health
Enemy deals 10x more damage
Song plays entire match
Limited ammo
-50% money gained after battle
Engineer will have to use more metal
Medic charges slower
Winning is impossible
Wait a sec, the red team is defending from blue robots, AND these robots are red
So shouldn't the robots assist the reds?
you are blu the robots are red
Really we blue i though we where red?
@@alexandercarter3570 no the reds are not soviet and the robots were soviet
"Как закалялась сталь"
"How the Steel Was Tempered"
Это песня такая русская?
вроде да
@@user-ok7ik1ku5c гражданская оборона
2:47 - Master of camouflage.
Better than the spy himself
Wdym all i see is a black screen
Its a damn shame he stopped posting he could've kept making amazing things like this.
red robot = soviet
and red robot is better than blue robot
blue robot = germans
red robots looks a lot more creeper
+YA BOY SWAG true
YA BOY SWAG Blue robots = capitalists
Imagine,on blue, normal match, you got a pretty balanced team of all classes except a heavy. Then as blue gates open you hear
you know the shit is serious when robot medic has legs
I feel like Red bots would be fighting for the Mann Co. mercenaries since both are Red.
red bots? gray is not screwin around anymore
Yeah, teaming up with the Soviet Union goes more into the realm of treason than his previous exploits.
de robot head make by stone wy hebben ze gele eyes en daarna red
der head dust like russian soldiers en why or de orders eyes red de soldier de medic spy en scout
er zyn red sentry busters en i like dem songs
что за расизм?!
I am so proud of my country
Я так горжусь своей страной
Your comment did not age well
are you still proud of it?
Well...😅
Слава советскому союзу
I love how when the hat machine starts it gets stopped up originally
Any Enemy: Exists
Me In A Game Where You Are A Military Person:
I wonder what it'd be like if these robots were to battle the normal Mann Vs. Machine robots.
Map: Kelly
Mission: Mobocracy
The dislikes are from Soldier and Soldier mains. Stars and Stripes beats Hammer and Sickle, look it up!
In Russia you don't beat Hammer and Sickle, Hammer and Sickle beats you!
Gigantic blood-thirty cold-hearted war machines...
Dancing?
I chose red as my favorite color for a reason.
...cold -hearted- war machines...
@@user-nu9xp6km9g type of factory
factory:manufacturing robotic android and has multiple role function as heat temp
When you find out one of your ancestors is Joseph Stalin
Time to yeet back to colunism bois
But your mother is Hitler.
R/hol up
Let's see who had this recommended in 2021
Omegatronic's bots going on random servers be like
Teacher: Today we gonna talk about communism
Girls: USSR was BAD!
Boys:
No, СССР Is best.
Boys: *GIRLS ARE BAD*
@@thegrandcoffein6928 yes, we are supposed to do so
haha
stupied girls
Incels be like
2:26 good to know everyone is a real robot
Except for the soldie- oh wait I'm blowing his cover
i like russian song but i m not russian
Marty belloc, this song is not russian. It was recorded in USA for a game.
Sung in Russian though
marty belloc пошёл ты!
It soviet song это советская песня
@@forppvg8236 вообще-то, это сделано для игры, песня сделана в Америке, поэтому там нечего непонятно и водка
*Blue robots have left the game*
Jokes aside, this animation is so well made.
Is nice
Russia: *exists*
Country ball fandom: TIME TO MAKE RUSSIA JOKE NUMBER 639!
Amazing work though.
This isnt countryballs tho
anyone else notice there is a human soldier at 2:27 dressed as a robot
no I don't see it
Brock Smith look to ur right
i did
no
The Human Soldier is infront of the giant robot, on the right side, just infront of his arm. Look for a card board box
The fact that Heavy is Soviet and is singing a Soviet song makes it EPIK
I stumbled across This at 2 AM. I can't imagine how weird it would be to hear this in some other room in my house.
The letter backwards letter R in the russian alphabet makes the sound “ya.”
you wrote “Ya-es Ya-obots” at 0:08.
edit: correction, It’s “ya” not “ye”
not ye
ya
Яред яоботс если транслитом
red alert 3 theme
Childhood 100
khanh nguyen minh red alert 4 traler XD
@@user-zp5wg5wk3d даун научись писать на английском языке
RedcatChanel ru отвали агро
@@JewManBoizz типо ты не видешь как он пишет?
I saw this back when it said "posted 3 months ago..." oh how time flies
Now that red robots are here, it would be cool for all mvm maps for be a "cursed" difficulty where the mannco team is scrambled between blu and red and dmg to eachother is disabled like in the scream fortress event at merasmus, and only blu humans attack red robots and red attacks blu
0:56 G-man
Comrade G-Man of KGB!
its grey
М-301 waw it is merasmus
No, its just Yuri. Be one with Yuri...
it is G-man look closely
This was beautiful!
Who noticed soldier dancing with the robots 2:26
i dont see him (dont blow his cover he is a secret agent)
the red robot danceing on a war so funny
*Stalin has joined the server.*
*Donald Trump bid farewell, cruel world!*
edit: blyat me friends get 24 like... 🅱️LYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I bet you don’t even know what blyat means...
@@dapperfield595 you bitch
@@dapperfield595 something like "shit!"
Blyat means “fuck”, so saying blyat me friends means...yeah I assume you guys now that part
Yes Russian robots finnaly Russian song as well I love my country 😏
Yes i love russian cause they save vietnamese
gagarin pak i heate americans
Уверен?
Is there ever Japanese attacked your country snd never revenge PLS REVENGE
gagarin pak hope you know i am mexican and part german and i live in the U.S.
Wasn't expecting Soviet March good job 😎👌
This was years ago but I still enjoy this
*C O M R A D E*
Mushroom man now where my vodka
💪🏻😂👌🏻
Hi my COMRADE! Вот только роботы у нас сразу идут водку пить.....
@@LaitorLakantrop топливо
С этикеткой водки ;)
*Brothers detected*
this video hits different after learning where the song comes from (i watched it BEFORE yt told you what it assumes the user was playing in the video)
also screw Red Alert 3 for not being a true red alert game.
господи это велеколепно хахахах
and when we needed him the most, he vanished.
Would have been neat if the big ass army of red bots fought the big ass army of blue bots
Totally
Yes very
Soldier: "Now THIS, is an Avengers level threat!"
Это.....шедевр!
2:26 THAT ROBOT IS A SOLIDER (the one with the box head dancing)
The entire class when you have a snack:
This whole video feels like something you would see before you get added to a kill list or a cult
Blu: *robot uses money*
Red: *robot uses Australium*
до слез
I guess you can call it "The red scare"
russian finest robotics
Soviet Ball Yup.
DebilMs1 ☭
DebilMs1 its stalinium robot komrade
ААААА расизм!!!!
+#54_D1mOnChIk_54 Gameplay я тоже руский
Welcome to the newest update
Mvm 2
It adds many new features like
Robots with now spawn anywhere including player created servers
They now have spinning animations
Can now one shot the second they see you
And more.
New features coming soon for the heavy update
Which is coming out.......
Идеально
Хехе, а чё неплохо, красная команда мне больше всего нравится ибо мой любимый цвет красный)
[FPASCM] SALVATORE мне синий но красная команда в тф выглядит красивее
Прикольно будет если будут ещё жёлтые,зелёные,ораньживые и чёрные роботы.
Ха! Красный - самый быстрый!
Very good!!!
When you discover your 1% Russian in the middle of robotics class
POV: you have a pack of gum in class
1:31 holy shit that segment is so well animated
"-But then the new 'bots arrived..."
Круто)))
прекрасно
Soviet Union: we are going to make a big army.
CZcams: i'm going to male thicc boi robots
The dancing is a good way to test the servos
nice animation dude. Job well done.
Even after a thousand robots later, the 6 survivors still defeat Greymann.
2:16 Actually, Soldier (robot or human) doing that would be more like of a Soviet Soldier, not American
Анатолий Мамчуев He is spy.
Анатолий Мамчуев he not amerikanski spy
he of soviet spy komrade
That was Demo with Soldier's taunt
That soldier is spy!
Shhhhh you are blowing his cover i well dislike if you say that gain
what the teachers expect you to do when you get more then one of something
A little of a missed opportunity not having the robot heavy's hold the iron curtain but other then that excellent video
This deserves way more attention
Omg this Soviet Robot Lol
No Sher Shitlock
Because Red are Russia.
@@angeredcherryshitposter5612 . . .
soviet factory unit powerful testing newest alloy metal