Book Titles : Shot for the Moon Landed on the Stars- Brendan Shaub "The White Boy Who Works Too Much" Water We Dune Hair-The life and times of Brendan Shaub Brought to you Buy Reign
Didn’t know know the thicc boy could read but Bapa inspired Haiku in me Schaubs book so not gay Ax joke muse fo a mercy fugg Treating words like Messicans 📕🦆🦆🌯🫔🌮
No matter how often Jared tries to use acronyms for the CZcamss....less than 10 seconds until Crewny says the full words. That's what you get and more, here on TMOS.
I'm only warning you guys...started calling my fiance, now wife babe in my late 20s mocking other people because of how often it was used and my friends would say it....I'm 36 today and I genuinely use/say it to her, now! You guys do much more of his lingo and the way he says stuff, you'll be genuinely using that too! Just, be careful 😆
@liamjones9115 The only thing I've been able to kinda turn on and off, is swearing. At work in a shop with other coworkers, nonstop, but when I'm around my parents, I don't...maybe thats weird being 36 lol...just never have sworn around them.
The world’s first autobiographical fiction novel.. This would be the worst book I will ever read cover to cover. Ronda, telling the world that the guy who played mind games with you was functionally brain dead.. not a great look.
“Balls Deep: an 8inch guide to the art of grifting, forward by The Rock Dwayne Johnson - only available on CZcams audible, narrated featuring the AI voice of Joe Rogan, written by Jay Schaub, music performed by Chin Su Li”
I just think the Bobby Lee stuff here was kind of weird. I get it comedy and all that but dude that’s gross… other then that love the bapaverse as always. 😂
WTF, Just saw Gerardo doing a great minute on a old Killtony EP with non other than TOO SHORT on the panel... Too Short even roasted Gerardos wrinkled af shirt hahaha
Magnificent episode, all the clout for Rousey even though she got gadooshed into the WWE. Harold seeing bapas Tru colors and freaking under water clam dance song>Cooney digging it for that split second before being served up a chubby CHALUPA
Isn't expensive sneakers and extremely expensive cars as well as clothing considered materialistic. Schaub really is just dum, I mean for someone to work in media and have no absolutely no self awareness is stunning.
Finally someone said it though... GSP juiced up Rogan about his kicks in that video, and ever since, every numb-nuts mma fan is convinced Rogan is somehow the best kicker on the planet.
“He will give you the shirt off your back”
'Any Given Facet' a graphic pamphlet by Brendan Shwab.
A graphic pamphlet got me
Bapa's book: Thor...Games of Throne..Thorn...Games of Thor...
Lmfao this comment section is killing me
Book title: Beans & Cheese
Prologue: I married a Mexican, y'all.
Talmbout Tago Bell Messican, B?
I LOVE YOU TEXAAAAS
Brendan Shop: the life and times of a Thiccc Boy.
I like how Gerawrd had to stay mad at Bapa for La Raza
Bapa's Book: "Messicans, Am I Right?"
Shaubs book should be "Who is Brandan Schaub? Answer: 8 inches"
Gerald and Cooney are such great guys, never met em
One of our guys
Sure about that DIHAAAAAAAAADY
“Say Less”
The Brendan scahaub Autobiography.
Former UFC heavyweight spills the beans cheese beans cheese
Very good, never read it.
Colouring book
It's TUESDAY 🍿 👀 👂🏽 ☮💜HARMONY LOVE SWEDEN 🇸🇪
"Brendan, can you look bowlth ways???" Had me dying 😂
Travis Brown made Bapa’s comedy special but won’t make the book 😂
Book Titles : Shot for the Moon Landed on the Stars- Brendan Shaub "The White Boy Who Works Too Much"
Water We Dune Hair-The life and times of Brendan Shaub
Brought to you Buy Reign
Bruh Jenko aucks what kind of grown man is continually molested by Bobby Lee
Bapa's book its a scratch and sniff of all the sinks he has pissed in across the globe!
Didn’t know know the thicc boy could read but Bapa inspired Haiku in me
Schaubs book so not gay
Ax joke muse fo a mercy fugg
Treating words like Messicans
📕🦆🦆🌯🫔🌮
No matter how often Jared tries to use acronyms for the CZcamss....less than 10 seconds until Crewny says the full words.
That's what you get and more, here on TMOS.
The Vegas trip he is telling on the Golden Hour is actually a story from Joe Rogan. He stole the story from Rogan 😮😂
Bapa just goes B
His book should be “Thiccc lyfe”.
I'm only warning you guys...started calling my fiance, now wife babe in my late 20s mocking other people because of how often it was used and my friends would say it....I'm 36 today and I genuinely use/say it to her, now! You guys do much more of his lingo and the way he says stuff, you'll be genuinely using that too! Just, be careful 😆
Yeah saying something ironically can be a slippery slope to to just saying it in your usual vernacular.
@liamjones9115 The only thing I've been able to kinda turn on and off, is swearing. At work in a shop with other coworkers, nonstop, but when I'm around my parents, I don't...maybe thats weird being 36 lol...just never have sworn around them.
Bobby Lee is a literal duck with a capital C.
The Big Gulp: a Brenda “Bapa” Schaub story
bapa doesnt ”write” books just for the fucks of it. its gonna be called ”fish, cars, kids” offslee
You guys are frickin hilarious!
The memoirs of Ronda Rowsey’s Ex
lol
Brought to you by kibbie tech
The big gulp comment made Geraldo laugh like Tucker Carlson at 6:30
Deer Dairy
I like it
Slob waits for stars to board the elevator and then squeezes his way on. Typical Schlob.
Cooking with pulses, curds and whey :- brendan schaub. " ronda rousey's a slag" wrinks. "Captivating!" Messican. "More fish!" Chin.
Cawlments for the algo, Hawks KAAAWW
"I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Book title. 8 inches or i can write a book you would be surprised
The thought of him homeless with a fleet of super cars and rare fish because he chose those things over shelter is insanely funny
"FROM THE CLOSET- TO THE STAGE"
Yall missed him saying Supplement Complany lol
48:33 car guys always say ‘regular’ when referring to stock vehicles 😂
40:00 - Yo I’ve never seen G legit be mad at Slob’s random racism.
Thiccc Boi Bapa Presents -- Beans, Cheese.. Beans, Cheese (Illegally) It'l lightcha up, B
Hey guys what’s up new here sooo is the bald ginger dude missing his top lip or something?
A new hawk was born today at 3:17 am. ever heard of it!
Congrats b!
@@BrendanCooney I appreciate that he's a thiccc boy for sure 8 pounds over 9 inch
There most certainly are a lot of 200lb 5'8" dudes. That's an average height fat guy.
Name a time bapa has used his mind to play games
As a guy that is legit 5'9" and just had to go on a diet to hit 190, its really not that uncommon. Joe is a silly bish.
The world’s first autobiographical fiction novel.. This would be the worst book I will ever read cover to cover.
Ronda, telling the world that the guy who played mind games with you was functionally brain dead.. not a great look.
The wanderer!!!!! That was straight Netfliixxxxxxx
“Balls Deep: an 8inch guide to the art of grifting, forward by The Rock Dwayne Johnson - only available on CZcams audible, narrated featuring the AI voice of Joe Rogan, written by Jay Schaub, music performed by Chin Su Li”
Looking forward to bapa making his autobiography a picture book.
Let TMOS write the forward to Schaub's book or we riot.
Geraldo is Joey Diaz son he should say that as a credit when he does a set and see if anyone believes it that would be funny
Book should be called 'C-SPOT-TE'
New phrase if you dislike someone : “I don’t adore him”
“Ok Mr. Wholefoods”
By Brenda Slob and Jellyrolls brother Tuna fish sandwich
His book would be a pop up book little kindergarten puzzles coloring areas 😂
I just think the Bobby Lee stuff here was kind of weird. I get it comedy and all that but dude that’s gross… other then that love the bapaverse as always. 😂
Maybe Bapa will write a cook book? Maybe he will show us how to make Mexican cookies?
Intro is catchy as fugggggg
WTF, Just saw Gerardo doing a great minute on a old Killtony EP with non other than TOO SHORT on the panel... Too Short even roasted Gerardos wrinkled af shirt hahaha
@16:20 we're getting pretty prophetic now!
Brendas book will be written in Crayon.
“I was gonna name it “mein cccomf” 3 cs
Pff, shoot if Schaub and Rousy stayed together there’d be Chang franchises……. Nation wide
International wide*
Internationals don’t matter B
I believe rousey completely. Shaub has the personality of a drama queen school girl
Bapas book will be The Fighter
Bapa used to say chocolate face ALL THE TIME!
It was funny when Borat said it… so, naturally, Bapa stole it for himself (and is now projecting onto his son for some reason)
Writing a book, I think you meant reading a book but lets get real he's more likely to be colouring in a book.
Is bro willing to die over that hat?
Magnificent episode, all the clout for Rousey even though she got gadooshed into the WWE. Harold seeing bapas Tru colors and freaking under water clam dance song>Cooney digging it for that split second before being served up a chubby CHALUPA
Picture book
Book Title: Guadalajara hard scraf
BROWN JUSTIN BEIBER, EVER HEARD OF IT?
Isn't expensive sneakers and extremely expensive cars as well as clothing considered materialistic. Schaub really is just dum, I mean for someone to work in media and have no absolutely no self awareness is stunning.
At 26:49, isn't that a woman's outfit? Not to be gender specific or anything.
The thiccc book
Mmmmm... messicans cheesy chalupa
Believe nothing from Bapa
"mind games? I mean she had the whole promotion on her back and I disappeared...but I ahh guh wah ahh mind games? Never happened."
Talmbout Ernst Himmingbone, b?
Gotta have Sean McCorkle back on ASAP
What’s up with coonie
Terminally online as fuxx lol sad stuff
Your gums looks perfect during the intro. Boner alert ⚠️
Lol thanks b
Book should be “in ivry facit.”
Patitos…
Why is Geraldo genuinely offended by Mexican comment? Like no one ever jokes or treats Mexicans bad..Jesus…
If someone says something you don't like, it's okay to not like it.
@@iceackbjj7591No it’s not.
@@calebwood1663I heard it goes bowlth ways
@@iceackbjj7591it’s ok but it’s SCHAUB
10 minutes of schaub and the video is 55
Finally someone said it though... GSP juiced up Rogan about his kicks in that video, and ever since, every numb-nuts mma fan is convinced Rogan is somehow the best kicker on the planet.
Brendan acts like he mastered fighting, lol. He sucked. Id take Rogan over Schaub any day.