Tanks react to TheRussianBadger [TACTICAL FRIED CHICKEN]

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  • @camouflagetv6470
    @camouflagetv6470  Před 3 lety +55

    It's here. Thank you for the patience.
    Enjoy

    • @thefirstimaginair
      @thefirstimaginair Před 3 lety

      If I remember correctly I think one of your characters (I don't remember which one it was as it's been a while) would definitely be good buddies with Ratte.

    • @A_random_custodes
      @A_random_custodes Před 3 lety

      @@thefirstimaginair agreed I don’t remember which one

    • @camouflagetv6470
      @camouflagetv6470  Před 3 lety +3

      Well idk who you mean either but if I had to guess myself it would either be Hellfire or E100. If it is one of the two then yes I assume they'd get along

    • @dave7204
      @dave7204 Před 3 lety +3

      Ratte-l me bones

    • @countrywolf903
      @countrywolf903 Před 3 lety +2

      Well dang, the Ratte actually got added, cool

  • @ThefifthBishopofGord
    @ThefifthBishopofGord Před 3 lety +112

    Since P1000 apparently doesn’t get hurt by his enemies are all the scars from getting hit by ceiling fans.

  • @TraxOferta
    @TraxOferta Před 3 lety +51

    "So remember the Maus?" "Yeah, He was an Absolute Unit" "Well here's a Galactic Unit" *Ratte enters the room*

  • @thelion2751
    @thelion2751 Před 3 lety +35

    I love P1000 i love him so much,the best one shooter in all history just love how he talks about destroying and the other tanks just seeing in fear

    • @briceatte4061
      @briceatte4061 Před 3 lety +5

      ……..yup he is terrifying.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays Před 2 lety +4

      I agree but not as much. Ratte's inexperienced and it shows. The old saw goes; Live longer - you will learn that life beats down even the strong. Ratte accomplished all the strength in the world, but in no way did he make himself fit for a task and purpose. Would figure him to be a bodybuilder or an engineering proof-of-concept, because a guy knowing he still has shit to do would be mindful of everything he knows he's missing as he has made his way to the top.

    • @Dadhj.
      @Dadhj. Před 2 lety

      Rate was a bad tank also never made it would have been destroyed by artillery or bombs

    • @DemonFreddy
      @DemonFreddy Před 2 lety

      So terrifying yet never made it off the drawing boards.

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 Před rokem

      @@DemonFreddy because it was so bloody impractical. It would have required all the resources in Germany to build, plus all the fuel just to move it a few miles. Not to mention with how big and slow it would be, it would be an artillery man's paradise

  • @anonguy772
    @anonguy772 Před 3 lety +37

    Honestly I love the idea of Maus (Mouse) and Ratte (Rat) being massive demons of war that are actually polite even though they can and will turn you into a pile of ashen rubble :V
    Rattle's way more threatening though

    • @Abraxas1212
      @Abraxas1212 Před rokem +6

      Likely because Ratte was more or less a ground bound warship.

    • @USS-Texas3214
      @USS-Texas3214 Před rokem +1

      Laughs in bombers

  • @XC25Runner
    @XC25Runner Před 3 lety +57

    SU-100Y: "nothing hits harder than I!" Ratte: "Are you sure about that." Me: "Of course because it's a fucking battleship on land that is all the Ratte is!" But I think the ratte would lose to an army of Abrams

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays Před 2 lety +7

      Moderately sure one Abrams could KO the Ratte pretty easy. It's difficult to miss, the armour is still cast homogenous steel, it's as slow as a footmobile and its main guns are pretty hilariously easily shot apart. Biggest points the forty year old warhorse that the Abrams platform brings are it's mobility, stability under movement, speed of fire and speed of responsivity... I'm not going to lie, the modern day Desert Fox of a tank would chew Ratte apart.

    • @mr.a7662
      @mr.a7662 Před 2 lety

      @@hallowedbeyourdays You try telling him that and see if you walk away alive.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays Před 2 lety

      @@mr.a7662 RATTE IS FATTE

    • @atblog319
      @atblog319 Před 2 lety

      Got a p1000 ratte get 10 m1 Abrams with armour piercing composite rigid to kill it

    • @Abraxas1212
      @Abraxas1212 Před rokem

      Muh Freebrams.
      Also: N A S H O R N

  • @mrmechpunch4653
    @mrmechpunch4653 Před 2 lety +9

    I just love how they don't even feel insulted when they are compared to a "POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE GAME"

  • @captain_fish_head
    @captain_fish_head Před 3 lety +29

    Ratte: "my enemies die in one shot"
    My nerdy ass: "weren't you never even put in service? Let alone being never being fully f*cking built"
    (Also I expected the panzer VIII maus not the p1000 but still pretty good)

  • @matthewclark7885
    @matthewclark7885 Před 2 lety +5

    "you *HAD* a boogie in C7" that had me laughing so hard

  • @kitsuneluey7824
    @kitsuneluey7824 Před 3 lety +3

    *Ratte appears*
    One lone british sniper, Lt Karl Fairburne: "One well placed shot and a few satchel charges. and you are done for"

  • @austinedgell9735
    @austinedgell9735 Před 3 lety +24

    Tactical fried chicken. US M.C: what tactical fried chicken? One U.S M.C: FRIED CHICKEN YESS SIR!

  • @ranger4941
    @ranger4941 Před 3 lety +18

    Imagine that those three were his targets and that poor artillery bean just got destroyed by that massive artillery god

  • @noobie3437
    @noobie3437 Před 3 lety +3

    P1000 Ratte: *I can one shot everything*
    A single M1A2 Abrams: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @camouflagetv6470
      @camouflagetv6470  Před 3 lety

      You compare a WW2 tank to a modern tank :/

    • @cr90captain89
      @cr90captain89 Před 2 lety +1

      @@camouflagetv6470 a tank that was never built, its funny because all tanks but the ratte have a kill count

  • @Fireheartz2508
    @Fireheartz2508 Před 3 lety +8

    You should definitely add the Chrysler TV 8 prototype nuclear tank. I know it’s not in the game I just think it would be cool

  • @mdejesus91890
    @mdejesus91890 Před 3 lety +3

    Simple History made a video of Der Ratte. It supposedly would've been powered by 9 engines and would also be able to hold 2 Panzer tanks below it.

  • @Lordofhero
    @Lordofhero Před 3 lety +1

    *DOOM SLAYER APPROVAL *IM LOVING THIS NEED MORE OF THIS REACTION...KEEP YOUR HEAD UP CZcamsR

  • @thekillerfishfromsandiego6218

    Fun fact: the ratte would've been an easy target for artillery and bombing since it moved so slow

  • @severren1095
    @severren1095 Před 3 lety +2

    yeah the P1000 Ratte has the SK C/34 Naval Gun.
    Which is a 28cm gun
    Or 280mm gun or 11.1 inch gun
    range 40km mass 53k kg

    • @DemonFreddy
      @DemonFreddy Před 2 lety

      No it didn't because it never existed.

  • @jekabsojarsulskis9740
    @jekabsojarsulskis9740 Před 2 lety +2

    Me: *Looks at Ratte* I would like to hug him.
    Sane person: Do NOT hug that merry murder machine!
    Me: It would be but a simple light hug.
    Sane person: No HUGGING!
    Me: But huuuuu*aproaching Ratte*
    Sane person: Noooooooooooo
    Me: *Hugs Ratte and dies horribly*

  • @metalreaper5739
    @metalreaper5739 Před 3 lety +1

    I love your gacha design

  • @OrevelTheAllay
    @OrevelTheAllay Před 2 lety +1

    5:07 wolverine could've flipped the script and said "ever heard of a nuke"

  • @proudgamer4235
    @proudgamer4235 Před 3 lety +1

    Idea: Both payday cops and tanks react to "built different, built stupid"

  • @Luzaku_kiss
    @Luzaku_kiss Před 2 lety +1

    Ratte is basically the gentle giant
    mostly.

  • @novaalkronthe1st910
    @novaalkronthe1st910 Před 2 lety

    The ratte: I’m the best!
    *EVERY SINGLE MODERN TANK* “are you sure about that?”

  • @bb_commander5921
    @bb_commander5921 Před 2 lety +2

    I do enjoy watching these videos, especially seeing your personifications of the tanks, warships etc.
    Seeing P.1000 Ratte got me thinking though; have you ever visited the channel, Phly Daily? They do War Thunder videos and if you go back far enough, they do a custom mission involving using Ratte. I was curious if you'd consider bringing him back at some point for maybe a reaction to that?

    • @camouflagetv6470
      @camouflagetv6470  Před 2 lety

      I know the Channel but I never watched any Videos from him. Idk if he comes back in a future reaction cause usually every characters appears only once so that there is some variety in it. But who knows

    • @DemonFreddy
      @DemonFreddy Před 2 lety

      "involving using Ratte" Like a custom mission revolving around destroying/defending the Ratte construction site?
      Or a mission that involves driving the nazi behemoth that never left planning pages?

  • @Angry_Mechanic
    @Angry_Mechanic Před 2 lety

    "he won't hurt you..... Probably" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead

  • @abyssreaper5719
    @abyssreaper5719 Před 2 lety +1

    suggestion: someone needs to react to Demoman finds Scout's Fempyro P*** Folder by Mr Laught-a-Lot, is very funny and reveals a secret of scout XD

  • @Technos_Offical
    @Technos_Offical Před 2 lety +2

    Well the ratte (rah-tah) would be to large to bother using its cannons as it was a battleship on land with a naval cannon which was half the reason it was never built it would be ineffective to deploy especially on a hilly and mountainous land scape

  • @voltage6507
    @voltage6507 Před rokem

    I’m actually glad u actually put some good work into actually taking the effort to give more edits to the character’s reactions to the video. Most other gacha reactions hardly put any interactions like you do. I’m not even a gacha person but this isn’t bad. Well done!

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir Před rokem

    I was wondering when you'd introduce the Ratte. And he is _glorious!_

  • @tirsaenriquez1909
    @tirsaenriquez1909 Před 2 lety +1

    For the next world of tanks reaction vid add the tsar tank along with the ratte

  • @primarchaether1569
    @primarchaether1569 Před 2 lety

    Abrams:* taps p1000 shoulder *
    "You are using BABY guns"

  • @wildfire4887
    @wildfire4887 Před 3 lety

    man, Badjur's videos are always pure harvesting laughter

    • @DemonFreddy
      @DemonFreddy Před 2 lety

      Is Badjur fucking French? How do you fail to write Badger? Just literally tap off the keyboard to look at the title(mobile) then tap "keep writing", and if you're on PC you have no fucking excuse at all.

  • @shadowstrider8295
    @shadowstrider8295 Před 2 lety

    I just looked up the Ratte tank, JESUS that thing is a god damn fortress.

  • @jtdevera1189
    @jtdevera1189 Před 3 lety +1

    Payday gang reacts to "built different, built stupid" By TheRussianBadger.

  • @bluestar3618
    @bluestar3618 Před 2 lety +1

    Tactical FRIED CHICKEN see this T67? WHAT T67? XBOX ......... SMASH!!!!!

  • @syrathdouglas1244
    @syrathdouglas1244 Před rokem

    The punching a chicken to cook it would work but you’d have to be Superman and the chicken would have to be nigh indestructible to not explode from the force of the punch.

  • @DiegoHernandez-sp5ms
    @DiegoHernandez-sp5ms Před 2 lety

    10:42
    "One way or another"
    *Fucken laughter stops*

  • @WilliamShinal
    @WilliamShinal Před rokem

    I can just HEAR the bone rattling effect after the cut.

  • @genjiyamatothesaiyanwarrior265

    Probably probably really what if he was standing out my doorstep where I live he won't like a hole through me

  • @keturook2594
    @keturook2594 Před 2 lety

    I love the way everyone just sh#t their pants as soon ever time P1000 just said a word but I'll love for them all to meet the UNSC scorpion and or the Wraith

  • @somethingfunny982
    @somethingfunny982 Před 3 lety

    Been waiting for this!

  • @geemanamatin8383
    @geemanamatin8383 Před 3 lety

    At least you can be sure germany is always thinking big. XD

  • @joshuaplayzerat7934
    @joshuaplayzerat7934 Před 3 lety +2

    Fun fact: Ratte's weakness are planes

    • @DemonFreddy
      @DemonFreddy Před 2 lety

      I generally thought it was fire, sense ya know it's still made of paper.

  • @thwartliz9786
    @thwartliz9786 Před 3 lety

    On Saturday I had 5 Red Bull’s and I couldn’t feel my heartbeat

  • @STupidLord
    @STupidLord Před 2 lety +1

    Fun Fact because the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte is in this:
    There was a claimed 'Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster', it may have been real or just a hoax, no one knows.
    It was (possibly) a proposed super heavy self-propelled gun(artillery) that would be bigger that the P. 1000, and it would have been a platform for the 80cm Schwerer Gustav.

    • @williamcote4208
      @williamcote4208 Před 2 lety +1

      About that Gustav gun… apparently one of the later H-class battleships was supposed to be armed with Gustav canons… BECAUSE OF COURSE!

  • @prinzeugen2188
    @prinzeugen2188 Před 2 lety

    dont remember when but ive had a sugar sandwich before really good

  • @dovahlich3832
    @dovahlich3832 Před 2 lety

    P.1000 corrects Su-100y
    Su: I need a change of clothes now

  • @jadonramkissoon6398
    @jadonramkissoon6398 Před 2 lety

    The P 1000's comments are my favourite things to read now

  • @attackinglizard3429
    @attackinglizard3429 Před 2 lety

    Theoretically, if you punch a chicken hard enough, it will cook

  • @user-lr6gg3tt2b
    @user-lr6gg3tt2b Před 3 lety +1

    Second also how many legendary tanks do you know also do the wheelie thank also the Gustav cannon

    • @A_random_custodes
      @A_random_custodes Před 3 lety

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @camouflagetv6470
      @camouflagetv6470  Před 3 lety

      If you mean with 'wheelie tanks' the EBRs then idk about that. I won't do Gustav Cannon since it's neither a tank nor an artillery but more of a Railway Gun. Also I would have to make him even taller and then he wouldn't be able to fit into the room.

    • @A_random_custodes
      @A_random_custodes Před 3 lety

      @@camouflagetv6470 you could give him a size altering thing like Hank pyms tech or something like that

  • @united_states_of_america48930

    I feel the pain of these small tanks

  • @A-literal-insect
    @A-literal-insect Před 2 lety

    you'll be surprised that p.1000 ratte can be obligated by just a couple of air crafts

  • @dakotae6883
    @dakotae6883 Před 3 lety +2

    can we a video with ratte and the maus togeather? if they are brothers are they nice to each other or no?

  • @joshtompkins1538
    @joshtompkins1538 Před 3 lety

    Can they react to “Bunker Buster” next? I think you’ll have a field day making that reaction.

  • @foxson7197
    @foxson7197 Před 2 lety

    Me : running circles around p1000 with my fucking light speed tanks

  • @scupdwef8125
    @scupdwef8125 Před 2 lety

    I looked up the P.1000 ratt and I almost shat myself

  • @polandsocks
    @polandsocks Před rokem +1

    Fun fact
    You need around 999999999999999999999999 punshes to cook a chicken

  • @IMCgrunt543
    @IMCgrunt543 Před 2 lety

    Like how the Pz. 1000 think it’s tough shit but oh no what’s this!? It’s modern vehicles with 500-600mm penetration.

  • @sirkeven100
    @sirkeven100 Před 11 měsíci

    The p1000 ratte may have been designed to be a giant 1 hit kill tank but it was deemed pointless during in its design in ww2 as they scrapped the idea before manufacturing could even begin.

  • @austincharbonneau1206
    @austincharbonneau1206 Před 6 měsíci

    The taste of victory ✌️

  • @Pagan20-08
    @Pagan20-08 Před 2 lety

    Why do I imagine Herr Ratte speaking with the same voice as the Soviet Apocalypse tanks from Command and Conquer Red Alert 3?

  • @TimSmith-vl4qk
    @TimSmith-vl4qk Před rokem

    sarge i don't fell so good *widows shutdown noise*

  • @smash197
    @smash197 Před 3 lety

    Another 10/10 video camo

  • @mewxtherealitygod4706
    @mewxtherealitygod4706 Před 2 lety

    Wet wolverine.... Wolverines reaction should not have made me laugh but it did

  • @ChaoticNutjob
    @ChaoticNutjob Před 2 lety

    8:14-8:20 nothing hits harder than depression

  • @hackerkun9346
    @hackerkun9346 Před 2 lety

    Gerouse is either from Texas or Florda or Colorado stuff is crazy

  • @gundam2jimmy
    @gundam2jimmy Před rokem

    Im sorry, what....The RATTE!!! Damn. Nice visuals.

  • @ghostface1529
    @ghostface1529 Před 2 lety

    the funny thing about wolverine's response to the cooking a chicken by slapping it is that i think the mythbusters actually tested that and proved that unless you were the flash it was impossible

  • @vvh15tl3rplays3
    @vvh15tl3rplays3 Před 2 lety

    The Ratte has Scharnhorst gun and 4 aa guns in dual turrets

  • @StaIhelm
    @StaIhelm Před 2 lety

    I know the one weakness to Ratte, It's the Entire Soviet Airforce.

  • @ghostface1529
    @ghostface1529 Před 2 lety

    I swear while maus was kind and wholesome ratte is just dark and evil sounding

  • @danielcook1015
    @danielcook1015 Před 2 lety

    5:03 man shut it one dauntless dive bomber and your dead in the water

  • @X3H3X
    @X3H3X Před 2 lety

    why does Ratte look so terrifying and yet so goddamn cool at the same time

  • @Tomas-qk5fy
    @Tomas-qk5fy Před 3 lety

    SU-8 should react to mikeburnfire military stories XD

    • @Tomas-qk5fy
      @Tomas-qk5fy Před 3 lety

      Ratte being cute in a dangerous way XD

  • @lukemccann576
    @lukemccann576 Před 2 lety

    You really should have the big guy more the P 1000 ratte please

  • @briceatte4061
    @briceatte4061 Před 3 lety +2

    Quick question…..I’m not the only one who thinks, no….KNOWs that Ratte is scary as hell right?

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays Před 2 lety

      To a tank of that old era, maybe.

    • @williamcote4208
      @williamcote4208 Před 2 lety

      @@hallowedbeyourdays I mean… it would be terrifying to a modern tank as well because I doubt anyone can survive a shot from 2 280mm/11 inch guns… which were the guns that were equipped on the Scharnhorst class battleships (or Battlecruiser I don’t know anymore). And you can ask KMS Blücher how 2 11 inch shells fells like.

  • @jenniferexline2339
    @jenniferexline2339 Před 2 lety

    Uh the su-100y's 130mm cannon can actually puch a hole into the land krueser p-1000 ratte's 3ft thick armor as if it was just a cm of armor and the krueser's gun depression isn't that good even the 108mm anti tank gun located on the middle of the armor and next to the left track on the krueser mostly because the krueser's main turret is a naval gun which means it can't look down at all there for if you were close enough to the krueser you will only have to worry the rest of the German army. I hope this info was useful su-100y,su-8 and wolverine

  • @thebasedcrusader
    @thebasedcrusader Před 3 lety +1

    Find it funny how I was just watching the original video

  • @brianmacario2224
    @brianmacario2224 Před 3 lety

    I just remember that I one shot a m10 with a KV-2 to the side with H.E. Shells but I one shot someone before him at the back

  • @hughshax5903
    @hughshax5903 Před rokem

    golden sections of this video
    3:16
    5:43
    6:41
    8:20
    10:51

  • @Nathan-tf4ht
    @Nathan-tf4ht Před 3 lety

    The ratte needs a hug,a cookie n cream Ice cream and therepy from three good therapists I know also don't ask why I know multiple therapists

  • @kreigerpad9789
    @kreigerpad9789 Před 2 lety

    the P1000 Ratte had 280mm x 2 because the germans literally put a gun that is supposed to be on a battle-ship on a 1000 ton beast that is only second to the gustav cannon with only one 800mm gun

    • @camouflagetv6470
      @camouflagetv6470  Před 2 lety

      That's true but it isn't second. The Sturmtiger had a 380mm mortar and the Karl Gerät had a 600mm mortar

  • @zeoskydancer9574
    @zeoskydancer9574 Před 2 lety

    ys take them out with your own and make them feel the pain they bring to others

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 Před rokem

    if im correct about which tank the p1000 ratte is
    that thing was never built because there wasnt a single bridge in the world that could hold it

  • @tabithaludwig8216
    @tabithaludwig8216 Před 2 lety

    Well you do realize someone cooked a chicken by slapping it with a machine without turning to pulp

  • @RandolphTheHumanVYH
    @RandolphTheHumanVYH Před 2 lety +1

    guys let’s have a poll Do you think The P.1000 Ratte can take the Gustav cannon from world war 1 i believe and or the Tsar tank which you can already guess where it’s from and finally 200 V1,2, Rockets

    • @RandolphTheHumanVYH
      @RandolphTheHumanVYH Před 2 lety

      i personally believe that the Gustav can penetrate the armor of the P.1000 ratte easier and the Gustav had more Shells in its cannon

    • @DemonFreddy
      @DemonFreddy Před 2 lety

      Gustav is WWII, also the Ratte wouldn't stop a 2mm kolibri as it was made of paper.

  • @crazycow4172
    @crazycow4172 Před 2 lety

    The ratte was never actually constructed, yet it made a comment on being combat ready… nice

  • @helpyfnaf4241
    @helpyfnaf4241 Před 2 lety

    The only issue I have with the p1000 ratte bragging is that all its enemies have to do is get close to it the size of it makes it impossible to aim down and it couldnt fight urban combat as its too big plus artillery and bombers rip it to shreds its too big of a target thats why it wasnt built. The other reason it wasnt built is the expense it would cost germany a fortune to build one only for it to be dunked on by allied bombers.

  • @CommanderAlscrimp
    @CommanderAlscrimp Před 2 lety

    5:05 say that to bombers

  • @confederatestatesofamerica8330

    p.1000 ratte kinda cool ngl.

  • @lungcancerivan6929
    @lungcancerivan6929 Před 2 lety

    Make them react to the military radio speaker in stalker game, the video name is “STALKER Army Outpost Announcements”

  • @elferdnand4781
    @elferdnand4781 Před 3 lety

    There's also the p1500 monster

  • @agentx_4317
    @agentx_4317 Před 2 lety

    There is a tank that hits harder than the P1000 RATTE it's called the P1500 basically a tank/gun carrier that has the Gustov railroad cannon for a main gun

    • @agentx_4317
      @agentx_4317 Před 2 lety

      Gustav is Germany's largest artillery gun

    • @DemonFreddy
      @DemonFreddy Před 2 lety

      Any tank hits harder than the Ratte as it was made of paper and had no functional guns.
      Hell fucking 2mm kolibri, a round that couldn't even penitrate leather and is smaller than a penny, hits harder the Ratte.

  • @alexlangton9339
    @alexlangton9339 Před 3 lety

    Have the demons react to the theorizer Mort videos

  • @nickvalintine4652
    @nickvalintine4652 Před 2 lety

    Next is rattes big brother the P.1500 monster

  • @themaus7729
    @themaus7729 Před 2 lety

    If only the P1500 reacted to therussianbadger too

  • @ToriTheKenku
    @ToriTheKenku Před 2 lety

    SU-100Y, you can in fact cook a chicken by punching it hard enough.

  • @Dem0n2c
    @Dem0n2c Před 3 lety

    P1000:*exists*
    Me:*giving a Zieldozer steroids*

  • @chrodeadman
    @chrodeadman Před 2 lety

    No, it is actually possible to cook a chicken with one punch.
    The problem is that at has to be at least 3725.95mph which is inhumanly impossible.
    That or you could punch a chicken 460-920 times to cook it to a safe temperature to eat.

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 Před 2 lety

      So punch it somewhere between Mach 5 and 6, got it

    • @chrodeadman
      @chrodeadman Před 2 lety

      @@flyboy6392 in short, yes