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  • Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
    This week we debate
    Would You Rather Have A Pause Or Rewind Button In Your Life
    Whats Better; Halloween Candy Or Christmas Desserts
    Would You Rather Detect Every Lie You Hear Or Get Away With Every Lie You Tell
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  • @sandersp94
    @sandersp94 Před 3 lety +657

    Keenan is "Kev Behind Stage" !! Lol

  • @__MENDO313
    @__MENDO313 Před 3 lety +502

    “GOD is amazing.. but i cry in the shower sometimes”
    realest shit i’ve heard 💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blu708
    @blu708 Před 3 lety +576

    my morning blunt almost tricked my mind into thinking that was kev lol

  • @caml4741
    @caml4741 Před 3 lety +66

    Me watching Tahirs ads:
    "What up its ya boy Tahir Mo-"
    ...skip skip skip...
    "Holla at ya boy"

  • @nowillywonka2314
    @nowillywonka2314 Před 3 lety +542

    Pat walking in her background was like a show crossover 😅😅

  • @deanchristie7723
    @deanchristie7723 Před 3 lety +150

    i will never forget "Tiny Mic Gate"

  • @SW15H
    @SW15H Před 3 lety +171

    “His humor & his liquor are both dark” . Well said Pat 💯🤣

  • @joepalmer436
    @joepalmer436 Před 3 lety +175

    "Pat just died, guys..."
    Ya can't start off the episode like that. Ik he ain't but still 💀💀💀

    • @kekew1989
      @kekew1989 Před 3 lety +4

      I was about to cry reall tears

    • @marzblaq7267
      @marzblaq7267 Před 3 lety +5

      And then ending it with Meg being in a tornado, stop playing with my emotions like that! 😭

    • @PortraitofAsha
      @PortraitofAsha Před 3 lety +2

      For real

    • @itsrheachelle
      @itsrheachelle Před 3 lety +1

      RIGHT! I started welling up and this is a month old! lmao

  • @Lauren.O
    @Lauren.O Před 3 lety +72

    This looks like a teacher's zoom meeting 😂 Tahir teaches History or Civics, Ty English, Jazmyn is the cool Algebra teacher, Keenan is the gym teacher/ basketball coach and Pat's a sub 😂

  • @flowersforreal2026
    @flowersforreal2026 Před 3 lety +255

    Pat's "You peed on your own face?" &
    Jas's "How did it taste Keenan?" were so sincere 😭😭

  • @swaggalike42
    @swaggalike42 Před 3 lety +354

    No reason Jazmyn should be this fine, or Ty

  • @mb8992
    @mb8992 Před 3 lety +67

    I love the gradual progression of Ty sobering up throughout the episode.

  • @crtart54
    @crtart54 Před 3 lety +65

    She said "how did it taste, kenan" like a therapist 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NamasteInYourLane
    @NamasteInYourLane Před 3 lety +106

    Ty and jaz looks so great. Just glowing and beautiful.

  • @VictoriousMoe
    @VictoriousMoe Před 3 lety +45

    Ty’s nonverbal expressions are one of a kind🤣🤣she is freaking hilarious and don’t have to say anything!

  • @4BredBud
    @4BredBud Před 3 lety +57

    Jasmine looks like a bottle of Alkaline water 🥰

  • @brittchase2571
    @brittchase2571 Před 3 lety +152

    Jasmin: How did it taste?..... She def chose violence 🤣😂😂😂

  • @daniellehacker
    @daniellehacker Před 3 lety +22

    “Anyways, back to drinking pee”-Patrick 🤣🤣

  • @pAnda-he5ip
    @pAnda-he5ip Před 3 lety +199

    The special guests were really strong this week....No awkward moments, the humour just flowed like they've been friends for years.

    • @awamaraj2091
      @awamaraj2091 Před 3 lety +17

      It really did , normally I can’t make it through a whole episode if it’s majority guests but this one was amazing

    • @mea923
      @mea923 Před 3 lety +4

      Loved their chemistry. So good 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

    • @ambrielleyoung2262
      @ambrielleyoung2262 Před 3 lety +5

      Wow I've never observed any guest being awkward

    • @lboogy76
      @lboogy76 Před 3 lety

      This was a really good episode from beginning to end.

  • @prissyfelicity
    @prissyfelicity Před 3 lety +104

    I was about to start screaming
    What kind of opening was that?!

  • @kevinajcabey1655
    @kevinajcabey1655 Před 3 lety +29

    Keeenan killed me with his story🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @daking901
    @daking901 Před 3 lety +235

    I hear all these different voices but my eyes can't leave Jazmyn's square

  • @FortunateKidd
    @FortunateKidd Před 3 lety +71

    This is probably my favorite episode that doesn’t have the 4 OG squadd members

    • @GeneSypha
      @GeneSypha Před 3 lety +1

      Me too I agree! A well decent convo loved it!

    • @UndercoverSpill
      @UndercoverSpill Před 3 lety +2

      low key i was gonna skip it but couldnt find anything else on tv.

  • @RIF241
    @RIF241 Před 3 lety +111

    Listening to this while in chick fil a drive through. Gets to the window waiting on my food when the cashier looks at me funny. Thats when I realized she just witnessed a guy sitting in his car listening to people talking about drinking Pee and how it tastes.....Thank you Squadd Cast. The gift that keeps on giving..smh

  • @kwp5022
    @kwp5022 Před 3 lety +43

    How Tahir got the 🥃🥃🥃 emoji but say Jame-r-son 😂🤣

  • @demetriaburrell9476
    @demetriaburrell9476 Před 3 lety +43

    This week’s guest panel is amazing. And Ty goddamn Davis is a fool. I love her.

  • @talliepolk200
    @talliepolk200 Před 3 lety +43

    Show hasn't started, im scanning the comments...im amazed at how many ppl smoke blunts in the morning lol

    • @flowersforreal2026
      @flowersforreal2026 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm realizing it's very common

    • @tae2x866
      @tae2x866 Před 3 lety +4

      Wake and bake is the best way to start the morning 😂

    • @talliepolk200
      @talliepolk200 Před 3 lety +7

      @@tae2x866 i thought it the baccey in "wakey wakey eggs and baccey" was bacon, not the weeds😂😂😂

    • @tae2x866
      @tae2x866 Před 3 lety +3

      @@talliepolk200 well I mean it depends on who you ask😂😂

    • @prodigygolden0259
      @prodigygolden0259 Před 3 lety +2

      Gotta get the day started right

  • @EricsBarberStudio
    @EricsBarberStudio Před 3 lety +17

    That “pissing on yourself at 30” story was HILARIOUS all the way through!🤣

  • @josholiver4815
    @josholiver4815 Před 3 lety +168

    It’s good to see y’all was able to get Lauryn Hill on the show 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Y’all really came up.

    • @itsthediabolical1187
      @itsthediabolical1187 Před 3 lety +4

      Ayyyyyyyyyye! If she's definitely if Lauryn hit the rewind button

    • @avaholloway32
      @avaholloway32 Před 3 lety +7

      If she was Lauryn Hill the show would never start on time bc she wouldn't show up on time

    • @itsthediabolical1187
      @itsthediabolical1187 Před 3 lety +1

      @@avaholloway32 So while the men in the section relive her glory days and the Beauty of which our Black Queen once held..
      You choose to come and bash her about a subject that’s not even relevant to this 🤔
      How about this.. you ask for the pause button and Every time she’s late you just pause it and hold on. Problem solved now you don’t have to bash our black queens over concerts from 10-20 years ago lol

    • @avaholloway32
      @avaholloway32 Před 3 lety +3

      @@itsthediabolical1187 Well her last concert wasnt 10-20 yrs ago & she was late so keep your comments for someone who cares ✌🏽

    • @amanSpawn00
      @amanSpawn00 Před 5 měsíci

      @@avaholloway32she was on time to her recent shows. Like no times late. So ur comments have become irrelevant😂

  • @nishanish1888
    @nishanish1888 Před 3 lety +17

    47:02 I'm sorry...what was that Tahir?? "Christmas coosy????" Bless your heart🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dancemusikk
    @dancemusikk Před 3 lety +33

    Kenans story put me on THE FLOOR. OMG... how did he piss in his own face?!?! Lmaooo I feel like I'm the only one who is DYING LAUGHING.
    He was overthinking being labeled a sexual predator and pissed in his own face 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @pearls4me034
      @pearls4me034 Před 3 lety +2

      I laughed so hard I cried all my mascara off😭😭😭😭

    • @taiodus3401
      @taiodus3401 Před 3 lety

      No he wasn't I heard it too people did it whilst drunk In the middle of the night outside of the a school and had to go to court.

    • @KeenanBakerComedian
      @KeenanBakerComedian Před 3 lety +5

      lmao over thinking? I was thinking for my future lol. if they labeled me that, nobody would care if it came from this story lmao

    • @kahibbakar4140
      @kahibbakar4140 Před 3 lety

      @@KeenanBakerComedian str8 up bruv

  • @aquamarinekepha6483
    @aquamarinekepha6483 Před 3 lety +19

    Pat walked up like he caught Ty cheating on the SAT 😂

  • @zfreeman61
    @zfreeman61 Před 3 lety +58

    Jazmyn is beautiful I’m stuck on her box

    • @StaticShock1030
      @StaticShock1030 Před 3 lety +15

      Dam that’s crazy, I wanna be stuck in it

    • @Amaziah144
      @Amaziah144 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes!!! I just can't get over her beauty and persona....lol

  • @prosperj0
    @prosperj0 Před 3 lety +51

    for anyone wondering what tahir has been saying its called "Tullamore Dew". i thought it was tellar mardu this whole time

    • @chiokehart-kelly3481
      @chiokehart-kelly3481 Před 3 lety +12

      I’m calling it “Tahir Moore Dew” from henceforth.

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 Před 3 lety +3

      @@chiokehart-kelly3481 that sound like his own flavor Mountain Dew. This one had liquor in it lmfao

  • @justbrowsing6603
    @justbrowsing6603 Před 3 lety +32

    Tahir you can't just start an episode off with "pat just died" i almost had a legit heart attack 😭

  • @trebailey4195
    @trebailey4195 Před 3 lety +21

    Jazymn with the “how did it taste Keenan?” I died

  • @timothymartin6252
    @timothymartin6252 Před 3 lety +21

    Pat look like he goin to a Dark Crystals Convention

  • @you_can_call_me_T
    @you_can_call_me_T Před 3 lety +40

    If you've never had gas trapped in your back, you ain't grown.

  • @PiccoloIsBlack
    @PiccoloIsBlack Před 3 lety +31

    "His liquor and humor are both dark
    MAAAAAN if that aint Tahir lol

  • @diojoestar1689
    @diojoestar1689 Před 3 lety +109

    Am i the only one that likes the zoom pods better then the in person pods?

    • @MzBleuBunni
      @MzBleuBunni Před 3 lety +3

      Same

    • @AIC54
      @AIC54 Před 3 lety +17

      Yes!!!!!!! When they in person, I can’t see the facial expressions as well and they be awkwardly sitting side by side pullin on they clothes tryin to get comfortable 😂

    • @bryannewilson8593
      @bryannewilson8593 Před 3 lety +2

      Nope I do too

    • @amir_amarise
      @amir_amarise Před 3 lety +2

      Love the zoom pods cuz the videos are longer😌

  • @derrickp2628
    @derrickp2628 Před 3 lety +16

    “How did it taste Kenan??” 😂😂😂

  • @wjl820
    @wjl820 Před 3 lety +8

    Yo Ty is off the JUICE LMAOOOO

  • @LarrySwishamane
    @LarrySwishamane Před 3 lety +12

    The fact that she accidentally hit the “hey Tom!” pose is epic.

  • @kevinajcabey1655
    @kevinajcabey1655 Před 3 lety +33

    Ty: I almost broke a rib holding a fart one time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @86Stone96
    @86Stone96 Před 3 lety +13

    Between Jaz and Ty 🙌🏽blessings already

  • @Jussbemk
    @Jussbemk Před 3 lety +42

    Keenan's pee story made me cry my own tears 😭😭😭😭

    • @ajohh
      @ajohh Před 3 lety +7

      How did they taste? 🤣

    • @Jussbemk
      @Jussbemk Před 3 lety +3

      @@ajohh 🤣🤣🤣 Jazmine was wrong for that! haha

    • @fedorah8315
      @fedorah8315 Před 3 lety +4

      Who else’s tears could you have cried? 💀💀

    • @Jussbemk
      @Jussbemk Před 3 lety +4

      @@fedorah8315 always that one person 😒

    • @crybabykermit8651
      @crybabykermit8651 Před 3 lety

      Time stamp?

  • @dwighttt
    @dwighttt Před 3 lety +14

    Yo gotta love Ty... gonna watch DIYS immediately after this lmao

  • @rachelcoleman4289
    @rachelcoleman4289 Před 3 lety +6

    I love how analytical yet creative pat’s mind works. Super interesting to hear his theories and points of view

  • @christophergarrett3977
    @christophergarrett3977 Před 3 lety +11

    Jazmyn asked how'd it taste killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @profike32
    @profike32 Před 3 lety +64

    Tahir is an excellent host.

  • @who26
    @who26 Před 3 lety +35

    They sure did put Pat away nice. He looked just like himself.

  • @bkameka69
    @bkameka69 Před 3 lety +9

    Usually the vibe ain't the same when the original cast isn't there. The special guests held their own this episode...I laughed all the way thru.🔥🔥

  • @laminsherman2859
    @laminsherman2859 Před 3 lety +21

    Jasmine’s voice 😍

  • @adrianmatthews2931
    @adrianmatthews2931 Před 3 lety +7

    Bruhhh My heart fell out my ass the first few seconds of this video I thought Pat went to the shadow realm 😂😂

  • @mattirizarry2357
    @mattirizarry2357 Před 3 lety +7

    When Keenan was telling his story, I though of the Kermit going crazy meme 😂

  • @mikoleak
    @mikoleak Před 3 lety +9

    Sooo, I like it when they go so deep into a conversation... They forget what the question was. Reality!!! So did I.

  • @arhdone
    @arhdone Před 3 lety +21

    I feel like everyone lowkey has the ability to know when someone is lying to them we just ignore it usually 😂

  • @reg2157
    @reg2157 Před 3 lety +25

    Kenan pee story calls for therapy😂😂😭

  • @aquamarinekepha6483
    @aquamarinekepha6483 Před 3 lety +4

    Pat walked up like Ty’s daddy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anquenette8177
    @anquenette8177 Před 3 lety +12

    Ty is so relaxed & that's what I like about her.

  • @stillirise4401
    @stillirise4401 Před 3 lety +2

    That straight face of concern "How did it taste?" Ma'am!! LOL

  • @Adore7_AUM
    @Adore7_AUM Před 3 lety +4

    Black Christmas Desserts: Peach Cobbler, Sweet Potato Pie, Apple Pie, Pound Cake, Crumb Cake, Rum Cake, Marble Cake, Chocolate Cake, Coconut Cake, Cookies, and Banana Pudding!

    • @vfb66
      @vfb66 Před 3 lety

      LET. THEM. KNOW. FAM.

  • @KingKuma909
    @KingKuma909 Před 3 lety +18

    This is why we love Ty 😂

  • @kam4132
    @kam4132 Před 3 lety +6

    U kno u SubOnStage wen Kev gone stop it 😂😂😂 until he talk every time I SWEAR 😂😂

  • @Keziah2447178
    @Keziah2447178 Před 3 lety +8

    Morning dabs and drunk Ty is a good way to start the day lmao

  • @astoldbylee2746
    @astoldbylee2746 Před 3 lety +1

    Not “how did it taste” 😂

  • @A.Simone
    @A.Simone Před 3 lety +5

    Wen they said get away with every lie I automatically thought of talkin to a bank teller 😂😂

    • @UndercoverSpill
      @UndercoverSpill Před 3 lety

      shit you can do whatever pretty much. You want to live in a mansion, cool. You want to live rent free cool, you want to go to the superbowl cool, you want free flights cool, You don't even need money just say whatever to someone in charge. Ride in limos and anybody can be your uber. Its a Thanos Reality Gem Stone pretty much.

  • @tharealest804
    @tharealest804 Před 3 lety +13

    Lawd Jazmyn is fine. Whew 😰

  • @spiritledpoetess394
    @spiritledpoetess394 Před 3 lety +2

    That gas sound affect Tahir , then the “ Pee on myself at 30”! 💁🏾‍♀️🥃

  • @silverchicken20
    @silverchicken20 Před 3 lety +24

    We all know Ty fine but JASMINE! Jasmine is straight up beautiful

  • @gracesuane
    @gracesuane Před 3 lety +66

    i’m usually mad at this many guests but we have ty so I can’t complain too much lol

    • @gracesuane
      @gracesuane Před 3 lety +2

      @@Kensworld28 i’m a whole minor sir. 15 going strong😭

    • @jASPERTALISO
      @jASPERTALISO Před 3 lety +1

      @@gracesuane Proud of you for setting boundaries!

    • @Kensworld28
      @Kensworld28 Před 3 lety

      @@gracesuane facts facts, I’m out of line Grace. My fault 💪🏾

  • @Funniemusic
    @Funniemusic Před 3 lety +7

    Its funny how watching ty you realize how they shoot/schedule the shows. DIYS, Lunchtime and this. All in a day. #werk

  • @shoujobarton7692
    @shoujobarton7692 Před 3 lety +1

    Lord Jesus, be shield!!! That man said he peed in his face ---- 🤣I Am Dying 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @GhostofTez
    @GhostofTez Před 3 lety +9

    Lol I thought that guy was Kev until he started talkin

  • @Bearded_Gamer__
    @Bearded_Gamer__ Před 3 lety +4

    Have👏🏽Ty👏🏽On👏🏽Everything👏🏽..
    We Will Watch.! Lol

  • @rodehs688
    @rodehs688 Před 3 lety +14

    Tahir play too much at the beginning! And the camera was off smh lol

  • @luvaboy772
    @luvaboy772 Před 3 lety +4

    1:12:35 Ty STILL feel some type of way about that tiny mic. 😂😂🤣🤣😅😆😆😆😆

  • @00wilsone
    @00wilsone Před 3 lety +2

    When Tahir was lyin i knew it cause i remember the Keep Your Distance for his birthday😂😂

  • @wtfrlly
    @wtfrlly Před 3 lety

    I love how Jazmyn was trynna be Tahir LMFAOOOO

  • @mrjason0290able
    @mrjason0290able Před 3 lety +12

    I wanna be Ty Davis' cougar bait !! ❤❤

  • @mr.pleasanttv
    @mr.pleasanttv Před 3 lety +5

    Ty and Patrick look good together, l like this side by side setup

  • @timothymartin6252
    @timothymartin6252 Před 3 lety +9

    Why is Pat dressed like a Gothic James from Team Rocket 🚀😂😂

  • @sunflowergoddess1203
    @sunflowergoddess1203 Před 3 lety +1

    Pat took both the phones 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MIKEDAWGS00
    @MIKEDAWGS00 Před 3 lety +56

    Ty been trying Pat since her 1st appearance on SquaddCast. Pat scared of that CoochieMonsta, he know it gone change his life, have his nose wide TF.
    Pat better gone reset her memory foam, stop being scary

    • @shinobitoby
      @shinobitoby Před 3 lety +4

      When they both agreed on Halloween she said "what's up Pat" all causal

    • @jacobnegrete6263
      @jacobnegrete6263 Před 3 lety +7

      If I was Pat I definitely would not pass up on Ty.

    • @TheScammyDavisJrShow
      @TheScammyDavisJrShow Před 3 lety +1

      He don't I will

    • @30jersey478
      @30jersey478 Před 3 lety +3

      Ty gone do Pat like Jada did August Alsina.

    • @u-knobreezy4035
      @u-knobreezy4035 Před 3 lety +5

      He did in my opinion that’s why he took her phones. He was bothered. Who bae textin n smiling

  • @SW15H
    @SW15H Před 3 lety +25

    Good🌞Morning y’all. Hope all the Mommas had a Blessed Day.

  • @datboiroy5621
    @datboiroy5621 Před 3 lety +3

    These conversations were so ridiculous I loved it 😂

  • @djames765
    @djames765 Před 3 lety +2

    So we not gonna talk about 47:00 & how Tahir said “Christmas Cussie” ? 😂

  • @MzSweetzTalk
    @MzSweetzTalk Před 3 lety +1

    Keenan that’s your brand “I’m everybody but myself” Love IT!!!

  • @NannaP27
    @NannaP27 Před 3 lety +13

    Happy belated to Kev! Hope he enjoyed his break

  • @nyz6685
    @nyz6685 Před 3 lety +1

    35:32 that story took a turn for the worse 😂😂💀💀💀

  • @jswizz777
    @jswizz777 Před 3 lety +4

    What's crazy is I laugh when I'm telling the truth because it's funny that I'm being accused of lying, but I also laugh when I'm lying, so nobody ever knows when I'm being serious frfr 💀

  • @JOmega2007
    @JOmega2007 Před 3 lety +1

    Jasmine's "How did it taste" is priceless! Somebody make a clip of that!

  • @ahmadnajee
    @ahmadnajee Před 3 lety +2

    Tahir be like, “speaking of lying, what I like to do when I lie is play best fiends”

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin Před 3 lety +8

    Y’all make my Mondays

  • @burntwic1
    @burntwic1 Před 3 lety +2

    Ty is struggling! 😂

  • @papajohn1443
    @papajohn1443 Před 3 lety +1

    Tahir act like he’s not always on his phone too🤦🏽‍♂️😂

  • @Hi_Tamera
    @Hi_Tamera Před 3 lety +4

    Give TY some water!! 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

  • @imfamouskyng309
    @imfamouskyng309 Před 3 lety +9

    Can I just say, TY Davis is funny as all hell...and she got somebody son wanting her here in Vegas 😋😍😍😍

  • @dwightcampbell5396
    @dwightcampbell5396 Před 3 lety +12

    Jasmine is so beautiful 😍😍

  • @FadeAwayHov
    @FadeAwayHov Před 3 lety +1

    "How did it taste" nnnnnaaawwww 🤣🤣🤣