The 6 Year Old Red Army Lieutenant of WW2 (Youngest Soldier of the War)

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  Před 2 lety +1173

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  • @_Cleveland_
    @_Cleveland_ Před 2 lety +7905

    "Bro, your aim sucks! You can't even hit a target point blank!"
    "You died to a 6 year old with binoculars."

    • @legoclonetrooper
      @legoclonetrooper Před 2 lety +248

      Danm son! 😂

    • @BlueBl_xx
      @BlueBl_xx Před 2 lety +159

      Are you winning son?

    • @mszalans4817
      @mszalans4817 Před 2 lety +52

      Same thing was said to me after one LoL match. Common thing down there.

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- Před 2 lety +44

      That COD on a nutshell well it there own fault as everyone is running around not checking around LMAO

    • @aluminium5738
      @aluminium5738 Před 2 lety +26

      get the thot police

  • @XNIExodus
    @XNIExodus Před 2 lety +3695

    "When I was your age, Little Timmy, I WAS A LIEUTENANT OF THE RED ARMY AND NOT SPILLING MILK ON THE CARPET"

  • @Violent2aShadow
    @Violent2aShadow Před 2 lety +840

    Adult to a 9 year old American: "A BB gun? No! You'll shoot your eye out!"
    Adult to a 6 year old Soviet: "Here's a pistol. For the motherland, comrade!"

  • @robertwilson522
    @robertwilson522 Před 2 lety +753

    Imagine this kid, now a grandparent, telling his grandkids about his adventures

    • @BossTwan-kk6bp
      @BossTwan-kk6bp Před 2 lety +59

      I have to disapoint you but I searched him up and he died in the 90's :(

    • @tangerinepaint3643
      @tangerinepaint3643 Před 2 lety +26

      @@BossTwan-kk6bp he could’ve gotten at least kids in that time period

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 2 lety +26

      he could have told his grandkid in the '90s that whined about walking to school that back in his day when he was on his way to school he had to every morning stop the german warmachine.

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 Před 2 lety +6

      I know he had at least two children and lived to see the birth of his grandchildren. So I have no doubt, even if they didn't hear it from him, he would have at least told his children, who pass along those stories. They know their grandpa.

    • @sven9900
      @sven9900 Před 2 lety +2

      imagine the german solder was dumbfounded when they capture sergei

  • @sketchygetchey8299
    @sketchygetchey8299 Před 2 lety +4915

    US recruiter talking to 16 year old: sorry son, you’re not old enough yet.
    Russian recruiter (talking to 6 year old): you get your own platoon!

    • @piyushprasad2878
      @piyushprasad2878 Před 2 lety +467

      Well atleast the US recruit got 2 moms

    • @swizzy6010
      @swizzy6010 Před 2 lety +152

      @@piyushprasad2878 stromg wahmen

    • @mandalortemaan7510
      @mandalortemaan7510 Před 2 lety +35

      "And you, you get a Tank Platoon!"

    • @colleen9026
      @colleen9026 Před 2 lety +35

      I understand the joke but I just want to say this for the sake of history and to give these children attention as well. During the U.S Civil War there was between 250,000 and 420,000 males (both sides combined) thag were under the age of 18 who got involved in the conflict. Including It's estimated that around 100,000 Union soldiers were 15 years or younger. The youngest soldier in the entire conflict would be "Edward Black" who was only 8 years old. He would also be considered the youngest casualty (wounded). The youngest soldier killed during the conflict would be "Charles Edwin" who would be hit by an enemy shell during the battle of Antietam. He died from his wounds 3 days later at the age 13. Keep in mind that a musician was also considered a soldier. There was 80,000 - 100,000 Musicians in the war. But it is not guaranteed that these numbers were mostly those under 18, among these musicians were also grown men. Majority of these minors weren't forced but rather volunteers due to the mind set of "Adventure, Fun, and Glory"
      The youngest noncommissioned officer would be "Johnny Clem" who became a sergeant at the age of 13 after he shot a Confederate Colonel.
      Also keep in mind that many minors would lie about their age meaning a minor who claims to be 18 but was really let's say...16 could've taken that secret to his grave when killed.

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 Před 2 lety +22

      If I remember right the US had a 13 year old boy in its ranks during WW2, granted he lied about his age, but I'm not sure how you mistake a middle schooler for a high school senior.

  • @Joe_Mama661
    @Joe_Mama661 Před 2 lety +2936

    "Hey kid, want a present?"
    "Okay!"
    *Hands him a browning pistol*
    "Don't tell your dad."

  • @diverzant8786
    @diverzant8786 Před 2 lety +241

    Just think about the amount of positive effect this kid had on the moral of the unit, but it's double edged sword, if he actually got killed it would impact the unit even more in the negative context

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 2 lety +20

      Probably why they kept him in the rear.

    • @thebronyhoodpony5627
      @thebronyhoodpony5627 Před 2 lety +30

      A possibility could also happened that the soldiers who had witnessed this , could either be extremely demoralized or have the extreme urge to win as to avenge him

    • @bestleesinna7702
      @bestleesinna7702 Před 2 lety +35

      I think it would be the other way around. If he died, those men would stop at nothing to brutally murder every last german they could find. If he died, I would want nothing but vengeance.

  • @brittislove
    @brittislove Před 2 lety +503

    For those who were curious what became of Sergei he lived a pretty good life it seems. He did not stay in the military as he was a heavy chainsmoker from a very early age (who can blame him) but he got a law degree and lived in the Urals and passed away from a heart attack in 1990 at the age of 54.
    Sergei, you absolute badass
    /

    • @yunglacez2955
      @yunglacez2955 Před 2 lety +31

      Nice that he didn't see USSR collapse :troll:

    • @SinoLegionaire
      @SinoLegionaire Před 2 lety +10

      Damn Russia could use a man like him these days.

    • @kosh6739
      @kosh6739 Před rokem +4

      And why in the cursed one?If you're talking about Ukraine, then the United States has been cursed for a long time, because it has invaded the Middle East many times, so let's not have double standards and Russophobia, OK?

    • @NachtEule71
      @NachtEule71 Před rokem

      Almost saw the end of the U.S.S.R :(

    • @damianh4510
      @damianh4510 Před rokem

      @@kosh6739 russia invaded it too 😂

  • @xxxgoblinslayerxd6975
    @xxxgoblinslayerxd6975 Před 2 lety +4077

    Stalin: "I will use every man, women, and child to defend the motherland...I'm not kidding about the child part."

  • @blackegret666
    @blackegret666 Před 2 lety +5736

    Nikolai: "I'm not THAT old to fight!"
    Sergey: "I'm not THAT young to fight!"

    • @blacktemplar2377
      @blacktemplar2377 Před 2 lety +62

      There's a video about his father's story here czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

    • @tristan203
      @tristan203 Před 2 lety +183

      @@blacktemplar2377 you fool!
      I've memories the rickroll link

    • @sineese6593
      @sineese6593 Před 2 lety +76

      @@blacktemplar2377 people beware that a rickroll link always end with XcQ remember that

    • @randomthings4815
      @randomthings4815 Před 2 lety +48

      @@tristan203 You save me, I am forever in your debt.

    • @everby9998
      @everby9998 Před 2 lety +33

      @@sineese6593 I personally remember "dQw4w"

  • @eliteonline7674
    @eliteonline7674 Před 2 lety +258

    "I fear no man"
    "But that thing?"
    *points at kid*
    "It scares me"

  • @mayankanand1153
    @mayankanand1153 Před 2 lety +96

    That kid saw more things in his childhood than an average person's whole life.
    Died before Soviet union collapse,true Soviet patriot.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 2 lety +12

      he died in 1990 and soviet union collapse 1991 coincidence? Probably.

    • @randomvideos3190
      @randomvideos3190 Před rokem +5

      @@Jebu911 It's like Soviet Union was doomed to fall after his death

    • @user-rl8hf8kt1r
      @user-rl8hf8kt1r Před rokem

      @@randomvideos3190 its more like he had seen the future....and didn't want to live in it specilly 90's russia

  • @brendanyeo6260
    @brendanyeo6260 Před 2 lety +2720

    “Aren’t you a little short to be a shocktrooper?”
    - Comrade Leia

    • @djsourcream2668
      @djsourcream2668 Před 2 lety +20

      Didn't she say stromtrooper instead of shocktrooper.

    • @terminal8531
      @terminal8531 Před 2 lety +86

      @@djsourcream2668 Ok so let me explain the history of the Shock Trooper in short term. Shock troopers were mainly equipped with light armor and a PPSH-41. Essentially the stormtrooper of 1941-1945 Russia.

    • @djsourcream2668
      @djsourcream2668 Před 2 lety +28

      @@terminal8531 Oh, okay, that's what you meant. In the star wars universe shocktroopers are a special type of stormtrooper that have heavier armor and carry heavy blasters. In A New Hope, Leia specifically says to Luke " aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?". She uses the term stormtrooper specifically. So when you said shocktrooper, I thought you meant a star wars shocktrooper, not a russian one.

    • @terminal8531
      @terminal8531 Před 2 lety +3

      @@djsourcream2668 Alright then glad to help

    • @person7597
      @person7597 Před 2 lety

      @@terminal8531 well yeah but og stormtroopers came form germany in ww1

  • @CliffCardi
    @CliffCardi Před 2 lety +3616

    “Aren’t you a little young to be a soldier?”
    Sergei: “Yes, yes I am.”

    • @agentorang9917
      @agentorang9917 Před 2 lety +71

      Phineas and Ferb?

    • @hazeldiez7778
      @hazeldiez7778 Před 2 lety +18

      This line is so nostalgic

    • @haoviet8388
      @haoviet8388 Před 2 lety +33

      Mom, Sergei is a soldier

    • @CliffCardi
      @CliffCardi Před 2 lety +45

      “Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today”
      *begins construction of a 1:1 scale replica of Stalingrad for re-enactment*

    • @craigthemonke794
      @craigthemonke794 Před 2 lety +4

      Alright carry on then

  • @willivers4249
    @willivers4249 Před 2 lety +199

    "Every Russian man, woman, and child will do their part in the war effort." -Joseph Stalin
    Damn, this man wasn't kidding

    • @DMlTREl
      @DMlTREl Před 2 lety +11

      Do you know why? Because all USSR civilians survival depended on it. Search for german plan OST

    • @tsarnicholasii66
      @tsarnicholasii66 Před rokem

      Wow he wasn't kidding

    • @easternbloc5529
      @easternbloc5529 Před rokem

      @@tsarnicholasii66 Boi I thought u were dead

  • @icespyda
    @icespyda Před 2 lety +14

    It’s beautiful how deeply rooted our survival brings us together. It breaks my heart knowing so many children shared the same childhood as this little soldier.

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 Před 2 lety +3994

    Looks like AKs aren’t the only Soviet Idea that African Rebels are using right now

  • @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876

    "for mama?"
    "no"
    "for papa?"
    "no
    " *FOR THE MOTHERLAND?* "
    " *YES* "
    *grabs nearby PPSH 41*

  • @maxthecharacter1296
    @maxthecharacter1296 Před 2 lety +68

    Damn...What a great kid. Probably the bravest kid in history. If it weren't for that heart attack, he could've lived to this year.
    Just imagine all the stories he could've told and the honor he would've received in today's time. It would've been amazing, especially since he was so young back then.

    • @SuperKlondike64
      @SuperKlondike64 Před 13 dny +1

      He got a heart attack due to his constant smoking, which was pretty common at the time.

    • @maxthecharacter1296
      @maxthecharacter1296 Před 13 dny +1

      @@SuperKlondike64 Thanks for the info. I didn't know about it. But my point still stands.

  • @lolipopplayzzz7825
    @lolipopplayzzz7825 Před 2 lety +19

    This was adorable to see how the soldiers took the boy in and loved him like their own son. Maybe some of them did have sons waiting for them back home or their sons were sent to war too on other regiments.

  • @Cruzader79
    @Cruzader79 Před 2 lety +682

    German officer: "We would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for that meddling kid!"
    The legend of Sergei-doo

    • @enfield3963
      @enfield3963 Před 2 lety +7

      Bruh ahahaha

    • @Bigstarrocker9
      @Bigstarrocker9 Před 2 lety +9

      Sergei dooby dooooo!

    • @Weezerand...
      @Weezerand... Před 2 lety +6

      Sergei-doo where are you!?

    • @biko9824
      @biko9824 Před 2 lety +1

      Certified Bruh Comment of the Day™ goes to this comment. Congratulations!

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 2 lety +1

      Quote by Hans and Hans in the haystack

  • @michaelmccarthy4892
    @michaelmccarthy4892 Před 2 lety +1362

    "Go to bed, you're no good to us cranky."
    "But I'm not tired."

    • @TheRealTacoJohn
      @TheRealTacoJohn Před 2 lety +12

      And then he led the hellfish

    • @ernestov1777
      @ernestov1777 Před 2 lety +17

      When this kid was shot, German soldiers were severely wounded.

    • @michaelmccarthy4892
      @michaelmccarthy4892 Před 2 lety +6

      @@TheRealTacoJohn Can't believe there are legs in that gag, I thought it was just a goofy Abe Simpson senility moment.

    • @NichtIchSage
      @NichtIchSage Před 2 lety +4

      Good night grandpa.

    • @bradleymasters1456
      @bradleymasters1456 Před 2 lety +4

      you know this must be good when even the bots watch it

  • @KyriosMirage
    @KyriosMirage Před 2 lety +44

    If Warpath wants to claim historical accuracy, they might want to put the landing gear on the Stukas...

  • @thelastarcadegamer6655
    @thelastarcadegamer6655 Před 2 lety +9

    I love that they keep adding in characters they’ve done in the background or focusing on it and not referencing it

  • @Ricky-ce3jo
    @Ricky-ce3jo Před 2 lety +1817

    "HANS! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"
    "Calm down, the T-34 is gone now!"
    "It's not that, there's a six year old with a pistol and he knows how to use it!"

    • @david36051
      @david36051 Před 2 lety +36

      @Pinnedby Sìmpļē Hîštorý you think we are dumb? You are obviously a fake account

    • @samfriendsyt1353
      @samfriendsyt1353 Před 2 lety +17

      @Pinnedby Sìmpļē Hîštorý fake.

    • @NavrajThapa2002
      @NavrajThapa2002 Před 2 lety +17

      @Pinnedby Linus tech tips There was the 6 year old Sergei, who joined the Red Army, as seen in the video and then there's this "6 year old".

    • @niggleabductor
      @niggleabductor Před 2 lety +8

      @Pinnedby Linus tech tips Yeah idc, anyways, did you know that there was a 6 year old in ww2?

    • @radu8547
      @radu8547 Před 2 lety +22

      Everyone aiming at head level:
      The boy : *goblin laughter*

  • @c1lancy
    @c1lancy Před 2 lety +3032

    "You can't bully me, I fought in the war. Respect your elders!" - Sergei in college.

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 Před 2 lety +194

      His classmates would be afraid of him

    • @josefgachamusic5050
      @josefgachamusic5050 Před 2 lety +119

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 he will said i killed soildier of the mustache man

    • @josefgachamusic5050
      @josefgachamusic5050 Před 2 lety +7

      @Kung fu Jesus nah the funny mustache man that who ever saw him shall raise his right hand

    • @grumogus
      @grumogus Před 2 lety +4

      There is no college in russia

    • @raider7876
      @raider7876 Před 2 lety +2

      @@grumogus really?

  • @StiffsCompany
    @StiffsCompany Před rokem +12

    Even taking into consideration the horrors Sereja been through, I am pretty sure that he had a great childhood! He had a huge family of all the squad members. They were also the perfect role models for the boy! Pretty sure he grew up to be a real wise and kind man!

  • @loszhor
    @loszhor Před 2 lety +7

    8:27 What a gift giver!

  • @BusterScruggsss
    @BusterScruggsss Před 2 lety +1645

    Stalin: Every Russian man woman and children will do there part in the war effort
    This kid: Ight bet

    • @ernestov1777
      @ernestov1777 Před 2 lety +43

      When this kid was born, he named his parents and grandparents.

    • @griddy922
      @griddy922 Před 2 lety +2

      He went to crank some nineties

    • @f-ckmyr0fil788
      @f-ckmyr0fil788 Před 2 lety

      ‘Whither away so early, Little Red-Cap?’💢💤💌❣️💟💞💝

    • @f-ckmyr0fil788
      @f-ckmyr0fil788 Před 2 lety

      And whenever she had picked one🥧🍰🎂🍪🍩🍨🍤

    • @f-ckmyr0fil788
      @f-ckmyr0fil788 Před 2 lety

      and when you are going😇🤬🤮🤧🤢🤕🤒

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat Před 2 lety +569

    I can imagine him just absolutely flexing on his class with his uniform, gun and medals.

    • @alexsoklakov7454
      @alexsoklakov7454 Před 2 lety +27

      Not really. Child-soldiers dont usually flash what they done at war. First of all - war is traumatizing experience

    • @Minecraftian2345432
      @Minecraftian2345432 Před 2 lety +58

      @@alexsoklakov7454 Depends on the person. Some people revel in it, other are scared by it. For a more extreme example of revelry, think about Mad Jack Churchill.

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- Před 2 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato Před 2 lety +22

      @Pinnedby Śīmpļē Hīşťôřý This account is so cursed.

    • @USSCYT
      @USSCYT Před 2 lety +18

      @Pinnedby Śīmpļē Hīşťôřý God, what an awful attempt at spam.

  • @kurotsuki7427
    @kurotsuki7427 Před 2 lety +10

    I was concerned about a 6 year old in the army but he's mostly a letter boy and moral booster with some keen eyes. That makes me feel better.

  • @PANCERNY87
    @PANCERNY87 Před 2 lety +8

    The youngest soldier of the Polish Army was Stefan Wesołowski (9) and he came from a noble family. He knew his ancestors' duty and took an active part in many fights. He was not a mascot, but a regular soldier. I'm not proud of it, because we should protect the children, but there were times when every "neighbor" wanted to slaughter us, so praise for the heroism of the youngest. I remember him because he died in the year I was born in 1987.

  • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
    @Frosty_tha_Snowman Před 2 lety +1381

    Imagine actually being in this kids shoes. Imagine if when you grew up, you didn't have memories of going to school, but memories of war, bombs, gunfire, death and bloodshed, if that was how you grew up. Imagine fighting side by side with men that were terrified to do the same thing that you were, when other kids are afraid of the dark. Seriously, this is an unbelievable feat, I never knew about this story, I'm glad that I now do. What an absolute badass.....

    • @m200dreamer7
      @m200dreamer7 Před 2 lety +72

      Not only that the war would be over before he is even 18. Imagine all the ptsd and trauma he would face and no therapy etc like no a days.

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 Před 2 lety +60

      @@m200dreamer7
      He probably have a tough mentality to survive a genocide without going insane

    • @josephmountford2292
      @josephmountford2292 Před 2 lety +73

      I think seeing his mother and brother murdered at age 5 sealed his fate

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman Před 2 lety +43

      @@josephmountford2292 yeah, that undoubtedly sparked the fire of revenge in the poor kid.

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman Před 2 lety +28

      @@josephmountford2292 and also, from a more practical point of view, left him with no other means of survival..

  • @theoreoman4597
    @theoreoman4597 Před 2 lety +2031

    "Imagine dying to a 6 year old lmao"
    - Sun Tzu probably

    • @pranavdube6720
      @pranavdube6720 Před 2 lety +12

      Lol 😂

    • @ricefarmer-kr4yv
      @ricefarmer-kr4yv Před 2 lety +38

      Plot twist: he actually a pro but he just smuff them

    • @Spy64theWolf
      @Spy64theWolf Před 2 lety +7

      sun tzu said that!

    • @theoreoman4597
      @theoreoman4597 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Spy64theWolf No, but it'd be funny if he did lmao.
      Edit: 3 weeks later I finally understand what you mean

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg Před 2 lety +3

      Sun ztu has a quote for everything

  • @louisfk9880
    @louisfk9880 Před 2 lety +13

    Some person whose a pre-teen or teenager: I’m too young to die in battle!
    Sergei: Uhh, u think???

  • @sm1522
    @sm1522 Před 2 lety +5

    Absolute legend, after watching the oldest and youngest solider you really see how important every life was against the fight against evil

  • @kingkermit7323
    @kingkermit7323 Před 2 lety +407

    Everyone: wow can you guys believe that a 83-year-old fought in the Soviet Army
    The Soviets: You ain't seen Nothing yet

    • @silverhawkscape2677
      @silverhawkscape2677 Před 2 lety +12

      At this point the Soviets we both Cruel and Meme.

    • @dwarow2508
      @dwarow2508 Před 2 lety +2

      @@silverhawkscape2677 How was this cruel?

    • @NishiMiyamura
      @NishiMiyamura Před 2 lety +10

      Soviet Union in ww2:if you're a living creature you're fighting for the motherland whether you like it or not

    • @kingkermit7323
      @kingkermit7323 Před 2 lety

      @@NishiMiyamura literally anyone who could hold a gun was conscripted in the army lol

    • @technoimperialist9509
      @technoimperialist9509 Před 2 lety

      @Just Dope JUST STOP JUST STOP!!!!!!

  • @MegaKaiser45
    @MegaKaiser45 Před 2 lety +3677

    "The Soviets enrolled them all. And not just the men, but the women, and the children too" - Historian Anakin Skywalker.

    • @michael9260
      @michael9260 Před 2 lety +22

      Lol

    • @user-fi2vc7ei8v
      @user-fi2vc7ei8v Před 2 lety +21

      69th like

    • @jfsmith0942
      @jfsmith0942 Před 2 lety +28

      He do be spittin facts doe 🥺🥺😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😠🤒😠🤓🥴🤫🥺🤧🤕😠🥴🤒🤒🦌🦓🐴🦌🦌🐴🦓🐄🐗🐑🥈🏆🥉🎟🏆🎗🥎🎎🎎🎎🎎🎎🎗🧧🥉🎊🏉🎊🎑🎑🎖

    • @devilpupbear09
      @devilpupbear09 Před 2 lety +14

      I never understood how idiots dress up as him for comic con after he betrayed his people & slaughtered millions of children.

    • @A-man-Capitals301
      @A-man-Capitals301 Před 2 lety +29

      🤣🤯 we will watch your career with great interest 😉

  • @gravedigr12
    @gravedigr12 Před rokem +4

    I asked my opa one time ''what was it like to be a young man was it hard for you'' and he replied with the most painful answer I had ever heard he said ''when I was 17 they conscripted me into the army when I was in my late 20's I was released from my p.o.w camp he said I never got to be a young man'' those words still stick with me to this day his brothers his family all taken from him by the war his only saving grace was he was to be sent to Stalingrad but his train was so late he was re assigned to czech and before people start hurling insults he was a machinist and he had no damn choice in the matter.

  • @The_belligerant_servo_skull

    I've been told, some of the least appreciated (by civilians) lads are the forward observers, forward air controllers, Aka FO, often some of the closest to the enemy, making sure our lads in contact have support, regularly in a spot where if they get pinned they're on their own..
    Big respect, you should sleep sound knowing you've done your duty.

  • @senpaihentaithehentailord2073

    That is young to be lieutenant and that is an impressive track record for someone so young

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Před 2 lety +51

      @Just Dope Don't spam links. We know you are using an alt account to artificially increase the views to the videos on your other account.

    • @harrymorris2361
      @harrymorris2361 Před 2 lety +11

      I’ve got a feeling it was because, if say, a new soldier struck him, or did anything to him, the soldier could be charged with “
      Assaulting a superior officer”

    • @senpaihentaithehentailord2073
      @senpaihentaithehentailord2073 Před 2 lety

      @@harrymorris2361 I wonder if it actually happened

    • @cross-san7585
      @cross-san7585 Před 2 lety

      Great name

    • @senpaihentaithehentailord2073
      @senpaihentaithehentailord2073 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cross-san7585 thanks

  • @takakocaesar579
    @takakocaesar579 Před 2 lety +1936

    he has a backstory of every shonen protagonist ever

    • @bondbond8260
      @bondbond8260 Před 2 lety +247

      No no, every Shonen HAVE his backstory

    • @shaftoe195
      @shaftoe195 Před 2 lety +153

      The other way around. The boy was first, Japanese anime characters came later.

    • @yuugagazamee6020
      @yuugagazamee6020 Před 2 lety +77

      The Soviet Union, precursors to Anime itself

    • @printersappreciationassoci8567
      @printersappreciationassoci8567 Před 2 lety +73

      At first... when I was hearing "young soldier" , "Adopted" , "father was a major", "war"
      I was first thinking that this might be related to violet evergarden

    • @Toblerown_ch
      @Toblerown_ch Před 2 lety +39

      @@printersappreciationassoci8567 was going for Tanya Degurechaff but this works too

  • @ein7813
    @ein7813 Před 2 lety +4

    A kid who fought for his country he didn’t know any better all he knew was to defend his mother land that’s mad respect right there.

  • @vegitoblue5000
    @vegitoblue5000 Před 2 lety +125

    When Hitler heard of the amazing feats the Soviet 6 year old solider did, he ordered all boys 6 years and younger to die to prevent anyone else becoming a solider. He then decided to create his own, so as to outmatch the Soviets, and to show who the real superior being is.
    He lost.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 Před 2 lety +9

      Alfred Zech a 12year old german boy who singlehandedly saved 12 soldiers lives. Not as young as the russian kid but still pretty impressive.

    • @Eli-jc5ki
      @Eli-jc5ki Před 2 lety +3

      German Baby: kills 30 Russians and used 1 bomb

    • @reginaldgemini8607
      @reginaldgemini8607 Před rokem

      It was the other way around remember the brown shirts or maybe the American boy scouts are the true rip-off of both?

    • @SirRandolphII
      @SirRandolphII Před 11 měsíci

      My man got owned by the Soviets

  • @stopsign2594
    @stopsign2594 Před 2 lety +738

    "Sir we are losing"
    "By what?"
    *BY A CHILD*

    • @MrAlex_Raven
      @MrAlex_Raven Před 2 lety +15

      Perfect Cell: "You're a CHILD!"

    • @mctlp2323
      @mctlp2323 Před 2 lety +9

      It's all fun and games until Germans call techno and tell him he's an orphan

    • @SwagTinCommander
      @SwagTinCommander Před 2 lety +5

      @@mctlp2323 you didn't need to put that emoji there

    • @mctlp2323
      @mctlp2323 Před 2 lety +2

      @@SwagTinCommander ok

  • @soyjackz
    @soyjackz Před 2 lety +828

    "Heya, is that a 6 year old over there hans?"
    "Yeah, think so!"
    "Were gonna die to a 6 year old with a pistol."

  • @matthewesposito5177
    @matthewesposito5177 Před rokem +1

    Brave young comrade. You did great work! Thank you for shining bright with a red flame.

  • @MCVillager461
    @MCVillager461 Před 2 lety +4

    I've watched this video 5 times and every time I have had happiness shine into my heart. Every cloud has a silver lining

  • @oneaboveallferrarifan2725
    @oneaboveallferrarifan2725 Před 2 lety +306

    Poor kid,all he knew was war and made him and he was a badass kid,fearless.

    • @GhostChild808
      @GhostChild808 Před 2 lety +4

      In a way...sorta like a Spartan in the real world or from Halo Spartan

    • @senatorcatotheelder7530
      @senatorcatotheelder7530 Před 2 lety +5

      @Pinnedby Śīmpļē Hīşťôřý scam

    • @tundrazzr3659
      @tundrazzr3659 Před 2 lety +3

      @Pinnedby Śīmpļē Hīşťôřý Thank you simple history, I watch all your video. Please do one on the Alamo.

    • @isaacyang265
      @isaacyang265 Před 2 lety

      And why is that poor?

    • @oneaboveallferrarifan2725
      @oneaboveallferrarifan2725 Před 2 lety +1

      @@isaacyang265 maybe cause children should never have to experience war? War is not a game dude, it’s horrible and it changes your life forever

  • @barsustun3243
    @barsustun3243 Před 2 lety +651

    imagine how the countless sergeants in red army felt when they learned they outranked by a 6 year old kid

  • @haunter3411
    @haunter3411 Před 2 lety

    I love your vid thx for making them I have learned so much

  • @user-pr4vf2lp4k
    @user-pr4vf2lp4k Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you for sharing this story!

  • @GrayFox_74
    @GrayFox_74 Před 2 lety +516

    “SIR WERE BEING FLANKED WHAT DO WE DO!?”
    “I wanna take a nap”

  • @KingAsaBeatz
    @KingAsaBeatz Před 2 lety +1119

    Liberian Child Soldier: "I- I can't believe I shot someone!!"
    Sergei: "first time?"

  • @Alvaro-Garcia
    @Alvaro-Garcia Před 2 lety +1

    Thanks for a new and so interested video.

  • @72tadrian65
    @72tadrian65 Před 9 měsíci

    Thank you for this amazing story! The stories like this might change the world…

  • @Setantacu
    @Setantacu Před 2 lety +229

    Anyone else reminded about the time grandpa Simpson was telling Bart how he was a lieutenant in ww1 when he was 4 years olds

  • @francoquispe656
    @francoquispe656 Před 2 lety +465

    I'd love to see this "oldest and youngest warriors" series but for every country that participated in WWI and WWII

    • @mrbrazilian7172
      @mrbrazilian7172 Před 2 lety +5

      it would be great!!

    • @Pommezul
      @Pommezul Před 2 lety +2

      Let them hear it! It would be fantastic to see that as a series

    • @dageneral7708
      @dageneral7708 Před 2 lety +2

      Nikolai tgat fought in ww2 for the soviets

    • @andro7862
      @andro7862 Před 2 lety +7

      Poland would definitely be the 8 year old nurse who participated in the Warsaw uprising.

    • @mieszkothemigrantmercenary2808
      @mieszkothemigrantmercenary2808 Před 2 lety

      Yeah, including Costa Rica

  • @Oreo_man1234
    @Oreo_man1234 Před 2 lety

    This is my favorite old/new time channel to watch

  • @xumo4732
    @xumo4732 Před 2 lety +6

    I love how much the animation improved, especially since the characters' side profile doesn't look weird anymore.

  • @ananglophile4764
    @ananglophile4764 Před 2 lety +905

    The only boomer capable of saying "back in my time" with respect.

    • @Lupinthe3rd.
      @Lupinthe3rd. Před 2 lety +71

      Well he was 6 in 1941 which means he was born in the 1930s s o he is not a boomer. A boomer was born between 1945 and 1965.

    • @ananglophile4764
      @ananglophile4764 Před 2 lety +40

      @@Lupinthe3rd. well a slightly older boomer

    • @_Observer_961
      @_Observer_961 Před 2 lety +7

      @@ananglophile4764 ah yes makes sense xd

    • @thecrippledpancake9455
      @thecrippledpancake9455 Před 2 lety +11

      @@ananglophile4764 No, my grandparents call their younger friends boomers. Don’t get it twisted, they don’t want to associate with that crowd.

    • @SideWays8Productions
      @SideWays8Productions Před 2 lety +6

      Not only is he not a boomer (the literal term stemming from the term “baby boom”), but Russians don’t have a word for boomers, or what came before them, since the birth rate didn’t skyrocket the way it did in the US.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm Před 2 lety +534

    Crazy. At six years old, many kids play soldier. This one did it for real.

    • @38thirtyeight
      @38thirtyeight Před 2 lety +6

      At 6, I was playing GI Joe's action figures from Mattel.
      A gun shoots unlimited gasoline and a second gun shoots a cool fire ball.

    • @outdoorvideoswithbrad
      @outdoorvideoswithbrad Před 2 lety

      Kid soldiers are more ruthless, there’s plenty of them it’s not a uncommon thing In certain parts of the world, and back then they had honor and actually took responsibility instead of playing victim, kids or teens would run away from home in the civil war or to fight in ww1 and ww2 or lie about age, they didn’t care they just needed man power

    • @apotato5567
      @apotato5567 Před 2 lety +8

      @@outdoorvideoswithbrad oh comeone glorifying brainwashing young people and sending them to their death

    • @shivanshna7618
      @shivanshna7618 Před 2 lety +5

      @@outdoorvideoswithbrad and same kids where trying to get STDs to get out of war we should not glorify or use child soilders Sergey is example of extreme situation and definitely should not be normalised by stupidity of "BACK THAN"

    • @firelordazula386
      @firelordazula386 Před 2 lety

      he even got a real gun, shame on us that play airsoft gun in the age of 6

  • @LichsuhoathinhDrabattle

    Amazing video, the quality of the animation only gets better everytime! 💗🤞✨

  • @JohanKlein
    @JohanKlein Před rokem +4

    If that story is impressive enough then have a look at Alexander Alexandrovich "San Sanych" Kolesnikov. He became a son of the regiment at 12, but he actually hang a lot with the recon troop becoming a recon-sabateur himself. Ended up highly decorated (even by adult standards) and severely wounded a few times. His story is depicted in the film "Это было в разведке" (or "that happened in the reconnaissance"). There was a quite strong scene in the film when he came to the mess hall with all his awards at his chest making the elder soldiers who had ridiculed him earlier feel really awkward.

  • @georgekaragiannakis6637
    @georgekaragiannakis6637 Před 2 lety +916

    The Russian movie “Soldier Boy” is a heart warming portrayal of Sergei Aleshkov. Your video closely reflects the film version.

    • @abelrefasa3382
      @abelrefasa3382 Před 2 lety +20

      Youuuuuuuuuu

    • @tokreds2
      @tokreds2 Před 2 lety +30

      Really good movie

    • @aegis6485
      @aegis6485 Před 2 lety +8

      @@abelrefasa3382 I understood that reference.

    • @larryoconnor7094
      @larryoconnor7094 Před 2 lety +4

      He was a communist.

    • @aegis6485
      @aegis6485 Před 2 lety +46

      @@larryoconnor7094 And? So were a lot of soldiers on the Russian front of WWII? Does that disqualify their sacrifice?

  • @bingchillundstalhelm
    @bingchillundstalhelm Před 2 lety +168

    'How old are you?'
    '6 years'
    'Where did you get that pistol?'
    'The general gave me it'
    *faints*

  • @Niagro0j
    @Niagro0j Před 2 lety +7

    I will dance for the motherlands

  • @imakeplaylists159
    @imakeplaylists159 Před rokem +1

    This kid deserves a movie made about him… he truly lived an epic life

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl Před rokem

      There's a movie already, it's called Soldier Boy

  • @dementia__gaming
    @dementia__gaming Před 2 lety +368

    “What do we do for a gift?”
    “Eh, give the six year old a pistol”

    • @ryvjaydenabello2601
      @ryvjaydenabello2601 Před 2 lety +3

      LOL

    • @iron4517
      @iron4517 Před 2 lety +6

      “Wow thats a great idea”

    • @karapuzo1
      @karapuzo1 Před 2 lety +19

      In 1944 he would have been 9, a much more responsible age /s

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 Před 2 lety +6

      @@karapuzo1 is it sarcasm? Because technically that is right, 9 is a much more responsible age

    • @pohorex6834
      @pohorex6834 Před 2 lety

      @@user-po3hz1bz4g okay?

  • @zakiducky
    @zakiducky Před 2 lety +587

    The irony of him being too frail to continue military service after the war. What a tragic life, but also what a hero.

    • @LeCommieBoi
      @LeCommieBoi Před 2 lety +64

      It might even be what he endured during the war that made him too frail for post-war military service

    • @zakiducky
      @zakiducky Před 2 lety +57

      @@LeCommieBoi That’s a possibility! My money, however, is in the fact that the Soviets needed every man they could get during WW2. After the war, they could afford to be more selective again and needed men back into civilian life to rebuild the economy. But I’m not a historian, so that’s my best guess.

    • @aldo1871
      @aldo1871 Před 2 lety +14

      Pretty sure that mine fucked him up in the long run

    • @agooddemoman8603
      @agooddemoman8603 Před 2 lety

      @@aldo1871 8:00 didnt it say he ended up without a scratch

    • @aldo1871
      @aldo1871 Před 2 lety +11

      @@agooddemoman8603 yea but there’s still energy from the blast that could’ve hurt his brain internally

  • @vipervision
    @vipervision Před 2 lety

    I love Säkkijärven polkka, thanks for adding it!

  • @churmybro412
    @churmybro412 Před 2 lety

    What a lad, RESPECT

  • @Panzerbaguette1944
    @Panzerbaguette1944 Před 2 lety +348

    Imagine being part of the most dreaded force in Europe and training for the Fatherland only to be killed by a 6 year old Soviet boy

    • @revanofkorriban1505
      @revanofkorriban1505 Před 2 lety +22

      Such is the pointlessness of war.

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars Před 2 lety +21

      Your choice of words to describe war criminals that target civilians is super freaky.

    • @marcusyoung2870
      @marcusyoung2870 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Void_Wars Every country involved in the war targeted civilians......

    • @vitoremanuel4374
      @vitoremanuel4374 Před 2 lety

      @@Void_Wars Everyone focused on civilians

    • @spencergacker9553
      @spencergacker9553 Před 2 lety

      @@Void_Wars A good chunk of Germans weren’t Nazi’s some were even from Ukraine.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 Před 2 lety +342

    Soldier: “I’m doing my part!”
    Other soldier: “I’m doing MY part!”
    Another soldier: “I’m doing my part!”
    Kid soldier: “I’m doing MY PART, TOO!”
    Rest of the soldiers: **laughter**

    • @TheRealMarx
      @TheRealMarx Před 2 lety +9

      I get the reference😂

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 Před 2 lety +5

      @@TheRealMarx a fellow Vivziepop fan, I see (and a fan of Loona nonetheless). 👍

    • @juliusquasar1565
      @juliusquasar1565 Před 2 lety +7

      “They’re doing their part! Are YOU?”

    • @TheRealMarx
      @TheRealMarx Před 2 lety

      @@princessmarlena1359 Finally someone that notices😁 People keep thinking that my profile name is referring to the K-pop band named Loona.

    • @50calM82A1
      @50calM82A1 Před 2 lety +4

      Would you like to know more?

  • @TheKohakuEverythingChannel

    "Hans, the 6 year old is looking at us!"
    'So? he is a child!"
    *HE HAS A PISTOL AND HE KNOWS HOW TO USE IT*

  • @artemshevtsov6062
    @artemshevtsov6062 Před 2 lety

    This is seriously one of the most wholesome videos out there

    • @nuttmc4803
      @nuttmc4803 Před 2 lety

      I dont think a child losing his parents and seeing the horrors of war is wholesome

    • @artemshevtsov6062
      @artemshevtsov6062 Před 2 lety

      @@nuttmc4803 no but seeing how the soldier adopted him and raised him as one of their own, jumping into rivers and giving him presents
      That warmed my heart

  • @seages7511
    @seages7511 Před 2 lety +168

    It wasn't Sergey's mother that saved him. It was his neighbor.

    • @krazyhistoryfan997
      @krazyhistoryfan997 Před 2 lety +18

      But before she could join him she got shot by german soldiers

  • @Loup-mx7yt
    @Loup-mx7yt Před 2 lety +398

    Here is a clarification, children couldn't be conscripted in the red army. These were often orphans who joined on their own will. They often were given the role of distributing munition and few ever touched a gun. The uniforms were often resized by custom tailors to fit the child or teen. Their age would often be exagerated in documents.

    • @bearmarco1944
      @bearmarco1944 Před 2 lety +51

      "Hey, Alexandr. This kid's onlyfour years old. He doesn't know what he's getting himself into!"
      "The documents say he's 40. Good enough for me, Romanov."

    • @vegitoblue5000
      @vegitoblue5000 Před 2 lety +34

      Yes, that is true. And the Soviet Union and Russia does not try to hide it. There was even a scene when a child had a pistol and shot a German machine gunner at point blank range.

    • @garlkurzer
      @garlkurzer Před 2 lety +7

      @@vegitoblue5000
      What scene?

    • @adviksingh6181
      @adviksingh6181 Před 2 lety +4

      @@vegitoblue5000 you gotta tell us. what scene?

  • @eneiliobelanger3766
    @eneiliobelanger3766 Před 2 lety

    this is amazing

  • @parkerbeebe4383
    @parkerbeebe4383 Před 2 lety

    War changes every aspect of a person and this 6 year old shows that war makes you mature quickly but still had the aspects of a child by keeping the soldiers morals up

  • @silverhawkscape2677
    @silverhawkscape2677 Před 2 lety +419

    When Stalin said he wanted every pair of hands for the defence of the motherland. He REALLY wasn't kidding.

    • @tristan203
      @tristan203 Před 2 lety +27

      @Just Dope shut up bot

    • @nikitagukassov9781
      @nikitagukassov9781 Před 2 lety +19

      They fought for their survival against the war machine of the third reich, they had no choice but to fight against the nazis as if they won, they would have exterminated us, and the possibility of their victory was actually not that small, at least in 1941/42. It makes sense that every one had to be involved and at that time no one was joking, Stalin’s order to fully mobilise makes sense and is justified

    • @ggbroggbro545
      @ggbroggbro545 Před 2 lety +1

      KIDding lol

    • @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195
      @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195 Před 2 lety +5

      Stalin: Every hand shall defend the Motherland!
      Apes: *Has hands*
      Stalin: 👀

    • @AReyes-uw6qf
      @AReyes-uw6qf Před 2 lety

      @@nikitagukassov9781 They should have

  • @typicalperson6389
    @typicalperson6389 Před 2 lety +946

    “Can hab pistol?”
    “To fight Germans?”
    “Yees”
    **fights Germans like a chad**

    • @dominikroszak4033
      @dominikroszak4033 Před 2 lety +14

      @Arizona ranger he was a 6 yo so he a smol Chad

    • @6pointman582
      @6pointman582 Před 2 lety +9

      @vepoli even bigger twist. That pistol last owner was a German pioneer in Stalingrad.

    • @Gmer-ez9wx
      @Gmer-ez9wx Před 2 lety +1

      ​@@6pointman582 Bigger twist that kid was john wick son accidentally traveled back to the past and he was adopted

  • @johnpaolobas1036
    @johnpaolobas1036 Před 2 lety +1

    Love your videos!! Please make a simple history video about the F-22 Raptor thanks

  • @dipshree6222
    @dipshree6222 Před 2 lety +2

    I love this so much

  • @RebelRenegade76
    @RebelRenegade76 Před 2 lety +765

    The Soviet’s took “Scraping the Barrel” more seriously than anyone else, good god

    • @josephstalin2526
      @josephstalin2526 Před 2 lety +46

      You gotta do what you gotta do

    • @Hellenic_Empire
      @Hellenic_Empire Před 2 lety +51

      Ah damn, this Germany player must have grinded Soviet manpower, so the Soviet player had to scrap the barrel

    • @dwarow2508
      @dwarow2508 Před 2 lety +18

      They didn't though. No child or woman was force conscripted into the army

    • @Hellenic_Empire
      @Hellenic_Empire Před 2 lety +38

      @@dwarow2508 if you didn't get it it was a hoi4 joke/reference

    • @josephstalin2526
      @josephstalin2526 Před 2 lety +6

      @@dwarow2508 woman were kinda allowed whan the germans were really close to Moscow

  • @rockld122
    @rockld122 Před 2 lety +119

    I have a little brother the same age as Sergei and I couldn’t imagine him doing the stuff this child accomplished.

    • @zechariahtaylor4039
      @zechariahtaylor4039 Před 2 lety +1

      Same

    • @ktheterkuceder6825
      @ktheterkuceder6825 Před 2 lety +2

      Humans will be fundamentally different. This guy could do it your brother probably can not. And that is the beauty of humanity.

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 Před 2 lety +3

      Yeah. People back then were built very different. Guess a desperate war will do that

    • @kiyru
      @kiyru Před 2 lety +1

      My brother is the same age and he can’t even speak

    • @thomasn4347
      @thomasn4347 Před 2 lety +1

      Hard times create strong men as the saying goes

  • @leoflorida95
    @leoflorida95 Před 2 lety

    We need a movie about this.
    That poor boy, he suffered so much

    • @user-bu2wd2rm1s
      @user-bu2wd2rm1s Před rokem

      If you want a more true story about this boy, watch the movie "солдатик".

  • @lostmorals6759
    @lostmorals6759 Před 2 lety

    this video made me smile with genuine joy, teeth and all. thank you. my cat recently died and ive felt like crap since i found out.

  • @sleepyboi5804
    @sleepyboi5804 Před 2 lety +96

    It's wholesome that he was loved by his unit

    • @gratius1394
      @gratius1394 Před 2 lety +24

      A lot of Soviet units had such children in their roster, so called battalion's sons/daughters. Most of them was orphaned and had no one to take care of them. Sergei was one of the youngest, that's why his story is relatively known. As strange as it may sound, children provided soldiers with emotional anchors amidst the carnage they were experiencing every day.

    • @ShinigamiInuyasha777
      @ShinigamiInuyasha777 Před 2 lety +5

      Well, except the part were the nazis butchered his hometown...

    • @ahmedaliyu1495
      @ahmedaliyu1495 Před 4 měsíci

      Shows that Family is not always blood type.

  • @Yoshikage..
    @Yoshikage.. Před 2 lety +166

    Nikolai: Aigh, WE NEED BACKUP
    Sergei: ok ill get my friends.
    "Later in the russian kindergarten"
    Sergei: hey i need help.
    Everyone on the school: *Okay*

  • @markedwards6455
    @markedwards6455 Před 2 lety

    I served during the Cold War.. When the Soviet Union was our greatest threat.. But I believed in knowing my enemy, so I read whatever I could find in the base Library, first hand accounts by Red Army soldiers and civilians.. and the lesson I cam e away with, was that the Soviet government was my enemy, our enemy.. But the average Russian human being was not.. I never "hated" the Russians.. something that surprisingly, the Air Force encouraged.. "hate" is a useless emotion that can drive you to tragic mistakes.. and we didn't do "mistakes"
    This young man.. is an inspiration.. after all the horrors he endured, survived.. he accepted the soldiers as his new family.. and he didn't fight to kill for it's own sake.. he put himself in harm's way to HELP his new family get through, to survive.. He worked to lift spirits amidst the horror they all faced.. He fought FOR life... not simply to take it.
    To my mind that makes him the greatest kind of hero.. One I can respect... even if he was in the Red Army.. and I was in a Nuclear Missile Wing..
    That we never had to fight the Russians is one of the greatest non events in History.. One I am still grateful to God that cooler heads prevailed.. May those saner voices be heard again in the current events.. and there be no hot war..
    God Bless everyone and may we never know another world war..

  • @smug_cat1
    @smug_cat1 Před 2 lety

    Stuff like that is such a moral booster

  • @NoobNoobNews
    @NoobNoobNews Před 2 lety +75

    Imagine going to military school surrounded by people twice your age and you nor only have more medals than your teacher, but outrank them.

    • @joemontague8394
      @joemontague8394 Před 2 lety +7

      That would be a little embarrassing

    • @kyle333halfevil
      @kyle333halfevil Před 2 lety +1

      @@joemontague8394 For the teacher.

    • @DJScootagroov
      @DJScootagroov Před 2 lety +1

      this kid 100% pulled rank to avoid doing homework.

    • @localcrackhead4038
      @localcrackhead4038 Před 2 lety

      @@DJScootagroov *SERGEY I demand your homework immediately*
      *flashes medal*
      *Ahh what did you say?*

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer Před 2 lety +176

    Sergey: at the age of 5 Saw his mother was shoot dead, 10 year old brother hanged, lost everything he has it, and got his final revenge without knowing at the age of 10.
    Mother Rússia is pround of her little soldiers

    • @snipingflute4346
      @snipingflute4346 Před 2 lety

      Sounds like Goblin Slayer’s origin story.

    • @AnshuOP69
      @AnshuOP69 Před 2 lety

      @Pinnedby Śīmpļē Hīşťôřý spammer

    • @AnshuOP69
      @AnshuOP69 Před 2 lety

      @some dumbass on the Internet i did

  • @ayaankhan7634
    @ayaankhan7634 Před 2 lety

    this is just generally wholesome

  • @G__Brtz
    @G__Brtz Před 2 lety +7

    Citizen: Why did i get arrested? 😭
    Officer: The higher command will tell you why
    (Goes to the room)
    Citizen: Eyy, why did i get arrested?
    Kid: Becawse you did not sell me the candy fow fwee

  • @derpthing3707
    @derpthing3707 Před 2 lety +283

    "We need everyone's help"
    "Even children?"
    "E v e r y o n e ."

  • @potatortheomnipotentspud
    @potatortheomnipotentspud Před 2 lety +89

    Kid: I wanna be a soldier when I grow up!
    Stalin: Why wait? (Hands him a rifle, bayonet, manual, uniform)

  • @spinosaurus9518
    @spinosaurus9518 Před 2 lety +2

    me literally just watching this disappointed and also proud at the same time