Spatula Madness: Dividends
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- čas přidán 27. 11. 2023
- Belinda gets a boost to her financial portfolio.
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"I don't even know what that team does."
"You're the team lead."
So damn accurate.
The year is 1997. An office intern named Jason sits at the water cooler, staring blankly at the breakroom kitchen. "Hey there Jason, watcha thinkin about". "Not much" says Jason. "Just thinkin about business stuff".
(The other person was Chris, and the CEO was Nick)
The most reassuring thing about the Spatula Madness series is that it tells us we're not alone in our suffering.
As a walking corpse possessed by its own ghost whose only job is collecting stock dividends, I can confirm that the dance is truly amazing.
Theory, the entire extended Filmcow universe is connected solely through the existence of the Miller Account
Twist: Filmcow *IS* the Miller Account!
very Remedy-esque 🤣
The Miller account is a universal constant
There will be an Apple TV show similar to Monarch just called "Miller", exploring the various connections with an all star cast.
Yes
Ive been watching CZcams for like 11 years and this channel making wild, hilarious, horrific animation is the only constant across all that time. Never change, filmcow
I just realized this is absolutely true.
Tbh CollegeHumor is also still somewhat alive, but Jason is on another level
Amen
John McCain Vegetable Friends song is an all time psychedelic banger. FilmCow definitely puts out.
@@PronteCo MrWeebl is the only other contender, for me. (Badgers just had its 20th anniversary this year!)
Spatuala Madness fills me with spatula gladness once again, I hope this series never divid-ends.
How long did it take you to come up with that one
Bravo
But its edited. Flawed. Was it just punctuation? Or something critical to the comment. We'll never know, but there will always be doubt.
@@htomerif it’s just business
@@garrettjones6793 business of death
God, Filmcow you did great job of making who I assume to be the CEO (spatula with blonde hair on desk) really threatening without being too obvious about it. When you hear him speak you just feel some sort of feeling lurking behind the words. Like how everything has strings, and he's the hand pulling them along.
The fact that he seems to be effortlessly reading her mind without her consent, and she's just resigned to it.
Thank you for fighting for your art. Yours is a welcome voice in this troubled time.
Thanks, I appreciate it! I'm very glad to have the video back up.
Returned from the legal abyss, Spatula Madness can not be contained. The Miller Account is truly unstoppable.
Filmcow back with dropping some hard lines through the most ridiculous of mediums.
"Death. I used to fear it. What a waste of fear."
That is some necromancer BBEG level dialogue and I love it
It genuinely makes me wonder if he studies metaphysics in his spare time lol
I love how filmcow’s work is able to be interpreted so broadly.
I saw that quote as neutral, perhaps even leaning optimistic, as in:
If you’re spending life fearing death, are you actually living?
I feel very seen by Belinda. Like she understands me better than i understand myself.
That’s frightening
Love how you tell stories. The worlds feel bigger. So big that whenever we follow a character, every question that is answered just brings up more questions. And at some point I just start to vibe. Not feeling uniformed, but more like accepting the absurdity of it all. I don’t need to know how Melinda became an executive, I just want to know what she’s gonna do about the Miller account.
There are 3 properties where the the concept of bureaucracy and unknowable eldritch horrors are one in the same
-Half Life
-FilmCow
-Real life sometimes
Always great to see you share videos!
what was that last one?
@@Yipper64 uhhhh Half Life?
I couldn’t even imagine what it would be like to stumble across this video without ever having seen any of Filmcow’s other stuff
Absolutely HAUNTING, this is one of my favorite series' of yours and I hope you continue to make more
Obsessed with the fact that Charlie the Unicorn and Llamas with Hats are over but Spatula Madness is still going strong
We still need that last Charlie teh Unicron though
@@BalrogSlayer00it's out
Can’t stop business
@@eggcelentrat4005 you made me double check but it’s not yet. It will be great when we get it though!
@BalrogSlayer00 then what was the 40 minute speacial
Gotta love the mix of sci-fi, eldritch horror, intrusive psychology, and just general weirdness(and plenty of whatever else you can perceive) that are present in filmcow's productions. These are the only videos I feel I can view and re-view many times and feel like I'm getting something different out of it each time.
I genuinely think this is my favorite thing they've created. It's so eerie and tense
Yeah that was phenomenal. It's becoming one of my fave series by FilmCow
Why doesnt the algorithm recegnise the sheer glory that is this series? These deserve 100× as many views.
I'll have whatever stockoptions Belinda is having, thanks
Well, what have YOU done for the Miller account lately?
I really hope that, one day, we get a full video that has a comprehensive story with all the spatula madness videos. Well, as "comprehensive" as spatula madness can get lol.
Most of the old videos were unrelated one-offs. The most recent three are part of a new ongoing arc!
And what a _yield_ on that arc
the _DIVIDENDS_
@@filmcowThank you for blessing us!
*shocked panda noises*
@@filmcow Spatula Madness: The Miller Account Chronicles
Just giving some extra love to this short because I love dividends --- I mean Spatula Madness!
I hope that by watching every Filmcow video I can absorb a fraction of your chaotic energy
Sigh…what’s the point in hoping to achieve the impossible…
Love this. Love the metaphysical nods running through it... Especially the nod to experiencing ecstasy "dividends" haha... Bliss is a birthright!!!
Found filmcow a few months ago, and am super impressed with the story telling, animations, everything. Thank you guys for being so creative!!
I'm so jealous of you finding Filmcow at this point. I've been watching since 2012
I feel like this episode perfectly encapsulates how utterly esoteric and perhaps even fundamentally meaningless all these business terms feel as someone whose only use for money, and by extension any jobs that provide it that I might not otherwise care about, is to simply hope to be allowed to remain alive.
Truly scathing commentary on our culture
I wasn't as into this series as I was Jason's other work.
But now I am. Now I am super super into this.
The SFX of the portals are 👌
I sincerely love the ending music to this, perfect!
Jason I was a middle schooler when I found your channel, now I'm a 20 something adult who understands the dissolution with the corporate system mixed with the constant absurdism. You do good work Jason. I hope you get stock options soon.
I keep coming back to this video just for the stock options scene. It feels like a perfect representation of this kind of high-level social climbing, not literally but emotionally. Success is supposed to be fulfilling and transcendental but from the perspective of someone who's just trying to get their needs met all of it seems incomprehensible and kind of morbid
damn you really pull off some crazy stuff with spatulas
The sound effects are sublime
My favorite thing about FilmCow is that it's a CZcams channel that keeps making videos
gonna vote thumbs up on this!
Glad to have your approval.
Great to see this restored
I was just thinking about this series. Hell yes. Hexagons are the best buisness shape.
Hexagons are the bestagons.
You guys still exist??? Rock on!!! This channel was my *childhood* - how many of us have memories of watching this with our cousins on holiday? Or with friends at break durring lunch. Man, I've *never* been so happy to see somethin in my recs as a new filmcow series to binge in the year of our lord 2023
Thanks for the memories, And here's to new ones!!! 🥂
I like that filmcow almost always leaves me feeling a bit stunned
Been watching these spatulas for a while. Never gets old
This series is so good it's unreal. This and shadowstone park is a light in thr dark corporate hellscape.
Man I love you guys. The energy is always wild.
I REALLY LOVE THAT YOURE STILL MAKING STUFF
If you look really closely there's a single solitary line jutting out from the CEO amongst all the others. Most likely the only line that connects him to the Board of Directors that Belinda mentioned in "The Storm"
The attention to detail is exquisite in this.
"I can feel my portfolio !!" - every Wall Street broker on their daily coke binge
The ultimate fantasy is that there's whimsy and mysticism behind the corporate machinations that are ruining us all.
It almost makes the fact that Dupont and 3M just got away with poisoning millions of Americans drinking water. . .
Well, no, that still sucks.
I love how, randomly, years later, beloved Filmcow series are revived only to be in hibernation again moments later.
“What’s the point in wanting the impossible?” Right after this we see the lines. Notice that while many emanate from Belinda’s boss, none of them are attached. They don’t have strings that can be pulled. Puller, not pullee
I'm now caught up with FilmCow's animations.
I just. Really need to know where this is going. I'm captivated at this graciously-given peek behind the curtain.
Been waiting for more spatulas
I am not sure what I just witnessed, but keep it up, dude!
You do indeed do what you do Belinda , keep doing such a doable doing.
I love how esoteric these are. But these new ones, there's something to them. There's rules.
Love the work as always!
Usually how it goes with my boss too.
I love this series so much. It's just so...perfect.
The ending music is a complete master piece, so well timed with it all.
3:01 When that monthly O stock dividend payment hits.
Gotta see more of this!
This is really masterful surrealist horror. Not enough information to know anything that's happening, but just enough information to know whatever is happening is TERRIFYING
ngl, That xylephone hooks
I'm increasingly convinced that God's voice will just be Jason's.
Wish Belinda would send Orchard Music to the Shadow Realm.
As an accountant who was once called the bomb diggity by HR... I feel it
Thank You Jason !!
Great work
Film cow is the most creator of all time
Henry Kissenger passed away today. I hope we can get a new video about this Nobel Peace Prize winner, haha.
That body snatching demon actually needed that pen for the miller acct.
the only good thing about living in what is clearly the darkest and dumbest timeline is that I get to consume the brilliant art created by film cow.
nothing else comes close. thank you.
The spatula portfolio is growing!
Thank you for this.
Wow, great job Belinda! We should forward this along to be included in our orgs list of wins for the next quarterly all hands.
it's a good day when a new FilmCow vid drops.
There is something wonderfully wrong with you, Jason. That may sound like an insult, or maybe a backhanded compliment, but I assure you, I consider it the highest praise I can give to anyone.
Dividends= 80's acid trip 😂😂
Love a good spatula tuesday!!!!
I love these visuals so much
I love that there's still an old Filmcow series that's not concluded yet. This series started back when he was still known as SecretAgentBob
This is so accurate to corporate jobs, including the dimensions hoping. The stock options are the least accurate part in my experience, but I just have a 401k.
thank you for this wonderful video mr filmcow
Whoa *FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!*
Love me some dividends 🥴🥵
This is probably how it actually goes and we’re all too poor to understand it
I feel that Jason's writing is youtube's zeitgeist captured in animated form.
This is a weird compliment but these are your nicest looking credits yet
Also the hair they all have is so perfect
Remember when Belinda in the previous episode said that Parker dies in the storm? Maybe she was referring to how she says we are all dead and Parker was just one of many? Or maybe she was traveling dimensions and the ruined city was perhaps the dimension where the storm occurred?
I hope Jason takes the legal frustration this episode had out in the sequel.
Spatulas get instant upvote. We need a full length Spatula Movie.
FILM COW UPLOADED FUCK YEAHHH.
Exciting stuff as always
The ending is what I expect the average day of a hedge fund manager is like.
This feels like every meeting I've ever had with the higher-ups at my job.
I love it!
Chicken and Vegetable are the only stock options I have
Watching this while drunk was a great idea! Thank you, Jason!
No Chaos Pony this week either, huh?
I want to live in the alternate universe where Jason is a big shot director due to the wild success of his instant cult classic, Spatula Madness 😅
What a wonderful dystopia you've created