Why I hate mimes
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Great job
Question, what did I just watch? (Most likes ever, if all sub I will make better videos)
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I'm your 1000 like-
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this turned dark real quick.
It really did but it was very well done
Shit went 0 to 100 real quick
At first I thought it was going to be about an overreacting cop, but I didn't expect the hole they went down.
Glad it didn't turn the other dark
pls shut it up hahaha
They are definitely exercising their right to remain silent.
💀💀💀💀
lol
Right 😂
Bro, that's a British cop they don't have rights there lmao
@@majik2006 wrong on two counts
Those mimes committed unspeakable crimes
I see what you did there.
🥺
Get out and never dare coming back
bro, that's nice
Yes😊
This is a very dark episode of "Criminal Mimes".
Underrated comment
You don’t watch a lot of “true mime” videos, do you
@@paperjambam They are very funny.
🥲👌
as a criminal minds fan, i laughed out loud for multiple breaths. Thank you so much LOL.
That shot of the empty patch of grass while the cop screams “They’re so young!!” was absolutely brilliant.
I froze there for a good ten seconds before realizing, thought it was brilliant direction
I just want to know what's on the hard drives.
It's obviously implied to be child pornography.@@steelgoodwin
You're just an idiot if you didn't instantly realize the implication.@@dizfoster
The bass sound effect sent me
They performed the cops worst day in his career
Excellent performance! 10/10
Just know I was the one who broke your 420 😈
We don't know for sure you're telling the truth, any proof?😈
@reuzlwickluwican2351 My proof is the moment he got this comment, his 420 was broken. I'm sure YT also tracks who done what and at what number they did that if they are detailed in their analytics.
@@YourFriendlyNeighborhoodAnon💀
Shouldn't have tried to search the backpack without a warrant. This whole thing was totally avoidable smh my head
Plot twist: the cop is a reformed mime and therefore can see what mimes are actually doing.
that was one of my thoughts and one of his parents was a mime so he was half mime
Have I ever been a mime?
Can't say I have.
He's the act-vitar
@@storm_wolfBH MIME LORE
That would make a cool book tho
She makes an insanely cute mime.
She looks like sweetie fox
@@SetsyGun☠️
pretty
Absolutely stunning 😍
@@SetsyGun That's wild!!!! But true.
When the act becomes a bit too real:
🤣🤣
Yes, this is indeed the video we watched
this would actually make for a really great street performance
Agreed. I'd join the gimmick in a heartbeat.
Facts
Я думаю сейчас это представление посмотрело куда больше людей чем если бы оно проходило на улице
@@mr.wittybacon6741 No you dont. there is police costumes you can buy.
@@vapaman3353pretty sure as long as they don't have the official seals it's fine
“Don’t do something you can’t come back from”
He says after discovering they filled a freezer full of dead children.
Storing bodies isn't the same as murder... not that I would know the difference
@@chrisnetoI would know something about that🤠
@@user-dk6yb1zg4xhii
@@user-dk6yb1zg4xme too
@@chrisneto The bodies can be used as proof of murder, so it is def the same
This one was so crazy 😂
They should do an entire series with the Mimes.
Yes
Law and Order mime version.
@@lorierush6561 Yes 😁 it'd be quite fun to watch, I bet many would be waiting for some new video from 5he series to drop in
Law & Order: Crime Mimes 😂 or anything like that
@@NikhileshSurve More likely, Criminal Mimes.
@@Atoggod Yes I was thinking about that too 😂
The mimes’ commitment to just the goofiest, most joyful facial expressions made this hilarious. Great job
🤡
this shows that you don't need an expensive set to make a good scene.
BASED
@FatihSurmeli-xg5yu I've seen this comment several times but I don't know what it actually means. Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
@@seeker7158good thing
@@seeker7158that's the biggest question)
@seeker7158 It's meant to be a compliment and is the opposite of "cringe".
The fact this man can keep a straight and realistic tone while watching you two is the true art in all this lol
@Nezuko_kamado_only_extraWhat do you feel like you've fixed and in what way exactly?
Not like they can't reshoot failed takes but okay...
Now I have an attraction to mimes from this woman's performance.
I have owned several cars and can maintain them, work a job with decent salary, and have been told I'm funny sometimes from past irrelevant relationships. I have a few hobbies and am quite physically fit.
Please place all inquiries below. Mimes only.
MAN
If only mimes cold talk they’d respond to you hah!
@@its_Khaid_ahmed they can still write though
I mean, yeah she's pretty... But I prefer women with less makeup
Ignoring the self promo, she def pretty as hell. I now fw mime girls.
It breaks my heart to see young people with so much promise turn to a life of mime.
{Inserts your address here instead}
@JoshGoldberg-ur2yd Sure, that'll work. Next tell him you're a Saudi Arabian prince, and you want to give him all of your money.
All these mimes are ruining the country
Awesome wordplay 😂
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When the mime is so professional that even normal people start getting immersed.
Normal people?
@@Spagit_Catyes
@@Spagit_Catyes
@@Spagit_Catyes
@@Spagit_Catthey are so normal, i dashed away. (Get it?)
Never expected that mime to off himself at the end.
Looks like it's the last we'll hear of him.
Don't you mean "unalive" 🤣🤣🤣
"Unalive" ? 😆
Nah, I refuse to give in to the Newspeak(1984) censors of cult creating dictators leading the masses of assess and spineless snowflakes.
@@mRahman92 🤣🤣...I replied earlier but I see the spineless pusstube censors deleted my comments again.
@@mRahman92 did you get to see any of my replies yet?
We never heard from him to begin with
I'm just perplexed by the fact that the female mime went down "stairs" and actually disappeared ... 💀
Cop passed the vibe check
😂😂😂
Best comment
it isn't real its a skit my brother in christ
@@ASSFARTER69 i dont think he ever said it was
@@opmason2293 Saying the cop "passed the vibe check" makes no sense because he's acting, it's not like it was a real life scenario and he played along out of the goodness of his heart
I heard those mimes got off without a sentence
badumtsssss
@@iamrayvell Oh... I see what you did there
Most underrated comment in the history of yt comments.
Shut uuuup
@@k.g.b.1150 right ?!!! this is crazy good
"Actually can I see the back pack" is the scariest thing in this short
Honestly
Bro what not creepy 😂
How come?
bruh
@quintin8256trauma of being a drug mule i guess?
The start: i love mimes
The end: i hate mimes😂
"Words can't describe this perfomance and acting but numbers can." its a 10/10
I can help: Ten out of ten
That's words 💀
It's a mime/ten at best!
Nah, ∞.
Where are the replies dude ?
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!!
The mime: not even speaking a single word.
0 replys lemme fix that
You have the right to remain silent!
Mime: Don't worry I won't say a thing, cop
Haha😂
STOP RESISTING
*SHOOTS*
STOP RESISTING
*SHOOTS*
STOP RESISTING
💀
They are British, they literally don’t have a right to remain silent. If they do, it will be used to incriminate them.
Imagine stroking through the park one day and seeing a cop playing along with the mimes bit. Love it.
Stroking? 🤨📸
@@ghostfeedz9698 mean to say strolling. Must've hit the wrong letter.
That’s public indecency BUSTER.
@@jamielishbrook2384guess we know why police were there at all
@@TimothyGod lmao
That's got to b the cutest mime. Like ever.
You could say they committed numerous... unspeakable crimes
GET OUT!!!
@@Crazieyboy15NO. LET. HIM. COOK.
Copied🙄
@@SauronforDarkLord what do you mean?
@james14294 someone else had a similar comment so instead of thinking that two people out of 8 billion could have somehow magically thought of the same joke when seeing this video. He just assumed that this guy copied off of the other comment. 🙄
I thought CZcams got rid of these types of graphic videos. I cant believe they showed the fridge 😨🤢
I am outraged! What is this, 2004?! So many bodies in that freezer...
I’m reporting this video for graphic content!
oh u saw that too i thought its delusional for me i rubbed my eyes twice
There were infants 😮
What are you talking about?
You do the mime, you do the time!
best comment 👆🏻
I WAN A DO THE TIME
🤣 Good 1.
@@Harveyidk but what that time do 🥴
Nuh uh. You do the mime, get a free crime.
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To late
Nice 😂!
A few dozen comments down the line
Oh shut up
XD
This is easily my second favorite video about mimes I've found on the internet
What the first?
What is the first!?
I need to know the first
Careful what you wish for, cause I think I might know the first 😂
M*me and *ash? By the derp themself?
This made me feel more emotions in a few seconds than 80% of dramas have in a season
Maybe stop watching terrible dramas them? Just a suggestion. Could save you a lot of time.
still a better love story than twilight
@@Shinu_Painhard to not watch terrible dramas when a lot of them are terrible.
@@SuperjesusLOL real
She has the best smile all time
King kong@@rizkywiranandapasaribu9824
Down bad frfr
Try simping weirder
y’all needa chill damn hop off 🤦
So, complimenting someone is weird now? Man...
Her facial expressions are top notch. She's too cute and adorable 😍
Better acted than 90% of hollywood
...... Fair statement
This is legit the second best movie I've seen this year after Oppenheimer lol
@@adam145🤣
Acting*
you mean 100% nowadays
evidence in court: empty photos
the judge: *pukes*
minority hater
edit:i was the first
Why you have that slave flag as a simbol dread?
no@user-kn4yj8hm9h
@@remembergandhi1434Tax fighters not slave flag
@@loneokami6560 ha yes fighting all those taxes..the "slave tax".
this is absolutely genius. The panning to the "freezer" is such a good punchline lmfao
It was a cut, not a pan
@@carlosdanger5379 🤓
@@carlosdanger5379 you right tho lmao
This is the best random short EVER. I am dying laughing so hard. My sides hurt. This skit is so damn funny!! Well done everyone, well done!!!
Deaf people: 😀
Blind people: 💀
huh? I'm deaf and I find this skit funny. I find this comment funny as well.
@@ReincarnatedGhost1 :)
It got captions
@@KombatChicken HOW THEY GONNA READ EM?
@@FamilyEmail-tf2se they meant for deaf people
Roses are red
Cacti are prickly
DAM that escalated quickly
roses are rather prickly too lol
Love the poem, but it's cacti 😅
@@rigure I fixed it 👍
@@SammyStar08 You're such a real one for that.
Roses are red
Mime crimes get messy
You're not taking me alive, Officer Piggy!
One of my favorite jokes from comedian Steven Wright: "If you were going to shoot a mime... would you use a silencer?"
It's funny but thats not how silencers work. They sound a lot like an acorn hitting the roof of a car.
↑ = ☝️🤓
@@misonly5496 I'm just glad someone saw it and got it. Lol
@@TheGraffiti600rr that's rough buddy
@@TheGraffiti600rr Lol, nice one 🤣
Possibly the best mime skit iv seen ever
Best mime skit I've ever heard😁
Good ending: This is an improv group
Bad ending: Ms Mime escapes with the master hard drive and lives on to fit countless more small people into a freezer.
Ms.Mime filled the void after Epistein "suicid3"
She looks hot
The fact he was making the story happen
i lost it when they did the close up on the freezer 😭😭
It's really disgusting that they showed it, I mean, there are kids watching this. Now, they will be traumatized for life.
wait you mean you couldn't see it?
When the male mime starts clapping! Then pulls a gun...brilliant!!! Everyone killed it on this one!!!
Bro took "unspeakable crime" to another level 💀
yeah holy fuck, the hardrives of dead children like, straight up wow...
this man is a master comment thief
bro took stealing a comment to another level 💀
unoriginal
Huh? Bro i didn't steal this.
“how many times have you watched this?”
yes.
Because of the creativity and the beautiful mime right mate?
emphasis on "beautiful" 🤭
yes.
@@wayanjoy2069for art...
Yes
The way she pulled the key
Skipped a beat
E
Simp?
@@wyea not really. Did I sound like that ?
@@praveennr5977 sorry, I'm not sure tbh.
@@praveennr5977Maybe? Why did you say "skipped a beat" What does that mean in this context
💎💎Amazing artist. Its really adorable. Just Amazing artist and perfection at their art
Quite sad that this amazing bit isn't getting as much exposure when its such an amazing short. Meanwhile you get all these short "wholesome" stories where other youtuber stole other peoples content and they get millions of views without giving a shoutout to their original creators.
Its cause it has a cop in it probably
Me, too! for obvious reasons!
You would too either through luck mostly or Lucifer all part of the plan unless ur 1 in a million
Sssniper anybody?
A loyal fanbase slowly built up is better than instant numbers
“Don’t do something you can’t come back from.”
Not even a minute earlier: *Describing the multitudes of young dead bodies in the freezer in absolute horror*
This got me too 😂😂
That acting is actually phenomenal 💀 where’d she go
What title movies is this?
@@arteezy4102It's just a short skit by this channel, sometimes the skits are linked but... yeah they're basically standalone
she got 2 IG accounts and her @s are nic_the_pixie and pixie_nic
The cop was an ex-mime, thst's why he could see everything they were doing
Bro took "You have the right to remain silent" to a whole new level 💀
I invoke the fifth!
Plot twist : The cop was schizophrenic
💀
That's a nice twist
Of course the stairs have a half turn
💀
I wouldn’t mind exploring her basement.
That mime girl caught my heart
SIMP.
(me too)
@@BobbinRobbin777❤
@@BobbinRobbin777 I can see GenZers took SIMP as synonym for falling in love...
@@aelfycarcini3992 Nah it's just an expression/meme but yes some do use it incorrectly which is annoying
Hold on let me watch the video again.
...Okay yeah I get it.
Mimes gameplay: 😶
Mimes lore:
Are you even allowed to write that kind of stuff on youtube?!!! 😰😰😰🤢🤮🤮🤮
Same thing huh
The ongoing saga of mimes comitting unspeakable crimes, speaks volumes.
You’re a monster
No, they don't speak 😂
Silence really is violence
That girl mime is whoott😢
“Don’t do something you can’t come back from!!”
Bro don’t you remember what you saw 7 seconds ago?! 😂
Hard to come back from death. But more likely he was talking him down to avoid an investigation
also... he "saw" boddies, he doesn't have evidence they are responsable for them...
@@todrolandoganvorgrimler946 if they are responsible for that fridge, they are responsible for the bodies in the fridge lol
The fact that I actually gasped at the end
Once Steven Wright asked... "If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?"
I think today I got the answer.
I've never found a mime so attractive...
She's got a beautiful smile! 😮
It's the all the makeup.
That finger wag was mime for, *"No, you don't have probable cause,"* but the door slam was mime for *"You'll never take me alive, PIG!"*
Am I the only one wondering why there’s a toilet, a freezer, and a staircase in one small room together?
2024 in a big City
They live in New York
We just gonna ignore why they had so many hard drives?
He saw through the door too. It's almost... like it's an act
@PkmnMstr10 its the kind of thing Chris Hansen would investigate.
Okay so mimes are my type apparently
I can fix her
?😭
same but ifound out via *that* video
@@Soupxo3vr black and white French performer and evacuate? A man of culture i see.
@@Sinner487word.
This officer clearly has his degree in Miminal Justice.
He's been promoted to chief investigator of the ICD.
(Imaginary Crimes Division)
i like how the officer acts with the mimes so well
But the mines weren't acting..
@@timetellnolies9425neither was the officer
@@timetellnolies9425Yes they were. They pretended like they did stuff, that's called acting.
@@ThanksCaptainObviousThe whole joke of the sketch is that they are playing off a performance as something real
Cop : "What are you doing?" Mimes : "Can't say"
mimes: **can't say**
That girl is absolutely rocking that look, damn! And this was brilliant
Ikr. Never thought I could be attracted to a mime but that's a cute mime.
That mime is smoking hot. Oh look a silent forest fire. 😈
Yeah girl hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥
mime fetish unlocked
For real. This isn't the first time I've felt this way about a cute girl dressed up as a mime, either. Something about the look just hits different for me.
Girl walked down the invisible stairs and vanished from sight 😂
Police officer: "Who is this"
Me: "mime and dash"
I love mime and dash
Edged to it atleast 30 times
@@GiornoーGiovanna Bro really loves mimes
@@GiornoーGiovannaNahh get help bro ☠️
Derpixon💀
the female mime got 10/10 expression skills
10/10
Also 10/10 gyat
@@user-zm3hk1bs9yno way bro said that😭
i love mime facial expressions! they’re so satisfying
Well that escalated quickly. 😳
Cop: “So, will you help me get them”?
Clown: “Fine. You got it”.
I have no words for this. Neither do they.
😂😂😂
I wasn't expecting something to awaken in me, but seeing her in that mime makeup makes me feel things
Clussy
Derpixon intensified!
@@MacBamboocha...I know the name and reference.... I should go out and meet people. Maybe touch grass
Coulrophilia is the attraction to mimes, jesters, and clowns. Usual cause is a lack of childhood.
@@xXInk_blotchXx This explains a everyone's irrational attraction to Harley Quinn. None of us had a childhood.
After mime and dash I could never look at a mime the same way ever again
Ahahahha same
Yeah i agree
And she's a baddie I'm gonna do something unspeakable
Oh no why did ya remind me bruh 😂😂😂
Warum habe ich das unheimliche Gefühl, dies auf keinen Umständen zu googlen 😅😂
very likely my favourite skit. you guys really overdid yourselves here. thanks.
Nah this was a 100/10 performance
the mime girl though...
Awooga
Neuron activation
she is bad
Look up mime and dash by derpixon you'll thank me later❤
@@thatsymbiotespiderman NO.
Bro was following hard😂 and did she just walk down to the backrooms lol
Never thought I could fall in love on first sight with a female mime LMAO
i like to think the mimes are flexing their improv skills and the cop is just playing along
A mime syndicate
Unless its like the movie with the creature who acts just like a mime but whatever he pretends is there actual becomes there
Well... This was a weird way to find out I have a mime fetish.
I know of a video you might like
@@australianwi-fi🥵🥵 You know he knows we know everybody knows 🥵🥵
The dude or the chick?
It's only cause she's cute
@@australianwi-fi Bruh, I just realized that THAT video still exists 💀
She's the second hottest mime I've seen in my life (first is Mr. Mime)
I thought first was going to be the girls from "Mime and Dash"
I was gonna just say "Ryan renalds detective Pikachu wrote this post" but then realized I was (1) not on tumblr and (2) the only one who tortures my freinds with horrible movie theories so no one else has probably thought that and actually spoken of it enough to remember it
@@user-fn2kf3is6lMime and dash?, wait let me search it.
MILF, Mime I'd Love to Flip
@@user-fn2kf3is6l then it would be third
Her "I don't know" eyes are everything ! :D
This might be the best planned skit ive seen you do.
Are we not gonna talk about how original this premise is? I've never seen anything like it! And it's flawlessly executed, too.
You're missing out on some great content just like this of your not on tiktok
"I've never seen anything like it" HAHAHAHA, so spot on
Roses are red
Cati are prickly
HOLY SHIT DID THAT
ESCALATE QUICKLY
*cacti
Normally mime jokes are so derivative but this was very creative and well acted! Great job!
The look she gives him when he asks why theyre flushing hard drives down the toilet 😂
There are 2 ways to interpret this
His little hand flourish after pulling out the gun sent me 😂
Same!!!!😂😂😂😂
Seriously one of the best sketches of all time 😂