Tim Dillon Tries to Sell Joe on the Metaverse

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  • čas přidán 23. 12. 2021
  • Taken from JRE #1753 w/Tim Dillon:
    open.spotify.com/episode/2HQZ...

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  • @structormodeling7728
    @structormodeling7728 Před 2 lety +6647

    Tim should start selling sub prime mortgages in the Metaverse

    • @antigonebush1553
      @antigonebush1553 Před 2 lety +2

      S
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      Music sounds, the voice is the beginning.
      czcams.com/users/shortsmbfn43UewGU?feature=share

    • @conbaz106
      @conbaz106 Před 2 lety +101

      "do you want a stunning estate...yes or no?"

    • @everonlyallforthee
      @everonlyallforthee Před 2 lety +88

      KELLY!!! WE GOT ONE!!

    • @johnguanciale258
      @johnguanciale258 Před 2 lety +7

      There’s a cold wind blowing

    • @shane5385
      @shane5385 Před 2 lety +11

      Yeah if crypto tanks your mortgage payment doubles

  • @nesternunez8430
    @nesternunez8430 Před 2 lety +6719

    “Start in another metaverse and work hard…” lolololololol

    • @mortglickman3217
      @mortglickman3217 Před 2 lety +86

      comedy

    • @prodTyeDye
      @prodTyeDye Před 2 lety +109

      And that’s why I love Tim Dillion

    • @JP_26
      @JP_26 Před 2 lety +33

      I died lol

    • @Schedule1ne315
      @Schedule1ne315 Před 2 lety +182

      Pull yourself up by your digital bootstraps

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 Před 2 lety +38

      @@Schedule1ne315 nothing like good ol fashion digital work

  • @beep4085
    @beep4085 Před 2 lety +622

    “The country’s over; have a little fun”
    I will be saying this to everyone from now on 😂

    • @neverbackdown1918
      @neverbackdown1918 Před 2 lety +13

      He was joking, but he isn’t wrong.

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles Před 2 lety +7

      it's true but we're in denial. or he's joking. that gives us a 50-50 odds. not bad.

    • @LordJagd
      @LordJagd Před 2 lety +4

      At least the US is not as abysmal as India or something

    • @joeywheelerii9136
      @joeywheelerii9136 Před 2 lety +1

      @@LordJagd it will be much worse. Once the welfare state collapses it will be bloody murder

    • @LordJagd
      @LordJagd Před 2 lety +1

      @@joeywheelerii9136 People in the USA are too lazy to do that.

  • @daftypunker4639
    @daftypunker4639 Před 2 lety +342

    joes response is absolutely appropriate for the metaverse nonsense lol

    • @edguyrocks5865
      @edguyrocks5865 Před 2 lety +7

      I agree.

    • @modraccin9514
      @modraccin9514 Před 2 lety +12

      I think he was too soft about it.

    • @DonceBeats
      @DonceBeats Před 2 lety +6

      @@modraccin9514 nope. Joe let him blabber on so us people could hear the type of bs the other dude is spewing.

    • @DonceBeats
      @DonceBeats Před 2 lety

      @@abcxyz53 well if he was joking I fell for it as well ofc but holy sh.t my iq was sinking when that metaverse dude was talking.

    • @mastropm6785
      @mastropm6785 Před rokem +2

      @@DonceBeats it’s satire, Tim’s main language is sarcasm

  • @IhateYoutube
    @IhateYoutube Před 2 lety +2614

    "In the future you'll own nothing and you'll love it"
    LMAO.

    • @CarlyLandry
      @CarlyLandry Před 2 lety +167

      and you won't just love it... you'll pay 450k to a server owner for some pixels you can't even grow your own real food on.

    • @IhateYoutube
      @IhateYoutube Před 2 lety +27

      @@CarlyLandry Yeah and they'll RUN to do it....
      *shakes head*

    • @letsgobrandon8101
      @letsgobrandon8101 Před 2 lety +91

      You know thats actually a line the world economic forum said right? "You will own nothing and be happy" that's their "great reset" plan.

    • @IhateYoutube
      @IhateYoutube Před 2 lety +47

      @@letsgobrandon8101 Yeah that was why I posted the LMAO because of the irony. :)

    • @michaelgalusha6437
      @michaelgalusha6437 Před 2 lety +1

      Exactly

  • @SparcMac
    @SparcMac Před 2 lety +8507

    "Gonna start in another metaverse and work hard" lmao

    • @danny068
      @danny068 Před 2 lety +78

      The grind begins again...

    • @vijaykhanna6599
      @vijaykhanna6599 Před 2 lety +84

      Yoooo bro!!! I used to watch you pking at green dragons back when i was in middle school!!!! Wow hope you are well sir.

    • @TitaniumLegRay
      @TitaniumLegRay Před 2 lety +4

      LOL that part got me too, Where SML at though?

    • @mmmdazzagoodmemeayzzz7264
      @mmmdazzagoodmemeayzzz7264 Před 2 lety +37

      Buying gf

    • @Christomshack
      @Christomshack Před 2 lety +19

      use your 99 con and build up that plot of land in the metaverse, Tim!

  • @ma_junia
    @ma_junia Před 2 lety +142

    The best part of the entire pod was when Joe was at a loss and asked something like "How do I even get started?" and Tim without missing a beat went, "Connect me... to your bank"

  • @wjgranger5
    @wjgranger5 Před 2 lety +23

    I'm saddened that I just discovered Tim Dillon. This has been a glorious day binging his content.

  • @driversl
    @driversl Před 2 lety +2129

    Imagine how many times Tim used the “you’re such a smart guy, I’m honestly surprised you’re not already in this” line selling subprime mortgages.

    • @feloniousmonk1764
      @feloniousmonk1764 Před 2 lety +33

      Right on! They’re selling VIRTUAL sub prime mortgages

    • @clash6138
      @clash6138 Před 2 lety +3

      Hahahaahh

    • @WilliamsPinch
      @WilliamsPinch Před 2 lety +1

      Literally 😂

    • @paul-ie4yi
      @paul-ie4yi Před 2 lety +10

      hard to take this guy seriously when he's wearing a full send hat 😂

    • @segueoyuri
      @segueoyuri Před 2 lety +1

      @@feloniousmonk1764 this is the 2022 version of "selling land on the moon"

  • @Scarecrow5580
    @Scarecrow5580 Před 2 lety +1522

    What I have learned over the past few years - The more absurd the idea, the more chances it will come true.

    • @chxnce_wrld874
      @chxnce_wrld874 Před 2 lety +29

      Literally wont be surprised if this takes off 😂

    • @kinjunranger140
      @kinjunranger140 Před 2 lety +49

      People bought "pet rocks" in the 70's. This is nothing new.

    • @DeanDangerousTDD7
      @DeanDangerousTDD7 Před 2 lety +8

      @@chxnce_wrld874 I wouldn't be surprised if it eventually became law or some type of mandate.

    • @LV-ni3qs
      @LV-ni3qs Před 2 lety +6

      Let's hope for a time machine

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid Před 2 lety +1

      I had to quit my job because i started beefing it with 50 year old mfs.. and the place started getting toxic , now i spend most of my time smoking weed on my CZcams channel now, meanwhile i get back to the hustle😅

  • @gabeux
    @gabeux Před 2 lety +18

    "Listen the country is over, have a little fun", as a Brazilian, we be living by that motto since the place wasn't even a country yet.

  • @samerkishta
    @samerkishta Před 2 lety +56

    The fact that Joe asked which metaverse he can't afford shows how intrigued he is. Human nature and status is what sucks people in

    • @psalm9166
      @psalm9166 Před 2 lety +2

      Yes i tell my kids, the best of men are men at best.

    • @ultraali453
      @ultraali453 Před 2 lety +6

      He just asked a question

    • @TheTrancemaster90
      @TheTrancemaster90 Před 2 lety

      yes but smart people don't fall in the trap

    • @FHDOnTheStreet
      @FHDOnTheStreet Před 2 lety +1

      That was the only thing he was intrigued by. This whole metaverse bullshit is just another scam big tech aka FB is shoving down our throats and sheeple if foolish enough will believe it.

  • @axxa5000
    @axxa5000 Před 2 lety +1774

    These are one of those things where Tim Dillon is joking, but he's not joking.

    • @wildcavemann
      @wildcavemann Před 2 lety +19

      scamming*

    • @jarhead3571
      @jarhead3571 Před 2 lety +18

      @@wildcavemann Dude was laughing at his own trolling in the video

    • @illuddivinus3309
      @illuddivinus3309 Před 2 lety +6

      Like outing Joe Rogan for not having had his vaccine in a very circular way of asking Joe to start is own metaverse.

    • @sunshinegold8451
      @sunshinegold8451 Před 2 lety +2

      Definitely not joking lol

    • @jeffreyrichard2575
      @jeffreyrichard2575 Před 2 lety +12

      The joke is on people who think that its real.

  • @bryangockley92
    @bryangockley92 Před 2 lety +487

    The only thing that peaks Joe's interest was the possibility that there was something he couldn't afford.

  • @thestonksmarket1897
    @thestonksmarket1897 Před 2 lety +11

    "What do you mean there's no land? There's digital land!" I fucking died.

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment Před 2 lety +102

    All time best JRE guest, Tim Dillon!

  • @Divine1Right
    @Divine1Right Před 2 lety +63

    Take it from someone who' s been playing video games for most of my life: success in the online world is hollow and empty. It's a cheap substitution for developing real life relationships and skills.

    • @MrHaloisthebomb
      @MrHaloisthebomb Před 2 lety +6

      Facts

    • @rlin656
      @rlin656 Před 2 lety

      Few will find success to translate into real world profits

    • @DarkAngelmai
      @DarkAngelmai Před 2 lety

      It’s true, I thought being global elite in csgo meant something.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 Před 2 lety

      I don't play online games. I stick to pure offline single player games but yeah I never really thought of it that way. Your ideas make sense.

    • @thejoblesscoder
      @thejoblesscoder Před 2 lety

      Success in the real world is hollow and empty. When you die no one's gonna know or care who tf you were in life unless you were EXTREMELY influential like Elon musk as an example

  • @squatcurldeadlift7346
    @squatcurldeadlift7346 Před 2 lety +772

    I'm 22 and I am not understanding an ounce of this, I can't imagine what boomers might be feeling

    • @KekeeBlack
      @KekeeBlack Před 2 lety +80

      You have to know of at least 1 person in real life who spends their whole day in Minecraft or Fortnite. It’s not far off

    • @Whoisbliss
      @Whoisbliss Před 2 lety +36

      Basically vr chat

    • @joeroselli9867
      @joeroselli9867 Před 2 lety +49

      this dude asically said "the climate change issue that isnt really affecting climate is going to force governments to force its people inside, Youll own nothing and be happy, everyt5hing youll need the government will provide!!!!" thats what thatidiots talking about Who wants to live in a metaverse nmot me

    • @TriasDark
      @TriasDark Před 2 lety +37

      It's a marketing gimmick to trick gamers in to paying for micro transactions. Not a very smart bunch.

    • @67vette52
      @67vette52 Před 2 lety +20

      This will most certainly become the future, especially the media future. It's how advertising and prioritizing products will be done. Having land near a future celebrity will get far more attention than someone with land further away from celebrities. The Corporate world will take over much of it b/c you wont have to buy ads and promote things conventional, merely having good digital real estate will bring eyeballs to it. It probably wont happen for decades and the version people are buying into now is NOT the system that will be used.
      Years ago 4k Tv was all the rage and the future of tv, I went out and bought a $2500 55inch 4k to be "future proof", one of the first rounds of 4k tvs... a few years later a $400 55 inch tv has more capabilities than my early ground breaking PoS 4k tv without any of the features that are now considered base level . The early adopters usually get screwed with new tech, don't invest in the metaverse now

  • @dillonevans122
    @dillonevans122 Před rokem +5

    You know it’s funny when you hear Jamey laugh too 😂😂

  • @izoobal
    @izoobal Před 2 lety +10

    Thank you Joe! Your genuine priceless responds, make me feel at home on this planet.

  • @manishhb7864
    @manishhb7864 Před 2 lety +2002

    Tim Dillon has the subtlest transition from trolling to reality. Genius.

    • @beckdaman6442
      @beckdaman6442 Před 2 lety +42

      Once you listen to him long enough you can understand when he crosses that line

    • @vsslsmchlks
      @vsslsmchlks Před 2 lety +10

      @@beckdaman6442 no you don’t

    • @c1np
      @c1np Před 2 lety +8

      The Gavin newsom joke was gold lol

    • @Powd3r81
      @Powd3r81 Před 2 lety +34

      I've listened to all his jre podcasts, some of them multiple times. His genius is that he partially believes everything hes saying while also not believing it or being skeptical about it lol. That's why it's convicning

    • @livefreeprintguns
      @livefreeprintguns Před 2 lety +2

      *B I G F A C T S.* Like I gotta wait for someone else who knows him personally to start laughing in order for me to really understand what's going on lol.

  • @jcs192
    @jcs192 Před 2 lety +2806

    Fake Business CEO explaining Metaverse real estate ownership is the most perfect collaboration ever.

    • @shanecasey8365
      @shanecasey8365 Před 2 lety +14

      nah Tim Dillion is just grating now. It was fun while it lasted.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic Před 2 lety

      hehehe excellent

    • @mhm6
      @mhm6 Před 2 lety

      @@shanecasey8365 now? I noticed this back in august

    • @stevesteele3312
      @stevesteele3312 Před 2 lety +2

      Ironically it’s also the lost sense it’s ever made to me.

    • @jaaaaash3776
      @jaaaaash3776 Před 2 lety +6

      That's the best comment I've ever read.

  • @reneesantiago6496
    @reneesantiago6496 Před 2 lety +5

    Tim Dillion is HILARIOUS! The way he can be funny on a dime....is a true gift!

  • @cryptopalisback
    @cryptopalisback Před 2 lety +7

    Tim: "You own any digital real estate?"
    Joe: "Huh... Whhhaaat?"
    My thoughts exactly!

  • @jonathanwiggins5366
    @jonathanwiggins5366 Před 2 lety +646

    "You could start a Roganland where nobody has to take a vaccine." LMAO

    • @EliteTreats
      @EliteTreats Před 2 lety +18

      That had me dead 💀

    • @NadineLevi
      @NadineLevi Před 2 lety +44

      @@harrym9655 Vaccine deaths you mean?

    • @drivethrupoet
      @drivethrupoet Před 2 lety +15

      @@harrym9655 it's VR... that's the joke. Unless you really are brainwashed enough to believe the coof can travel across fiber optics. 'lol sorry I had to'

    • @Norde_
      @Norde_ Před 2 lety +12

      @@harrym9655 more dead from heart disease. Stop fear mongering

    • @ThisIsSparta300
      @ThisIsSparta300 Před 2 lety +19

      @@harrym9655LLOL more dead from doctor error EVERY YEAR for the last 10 years, than the entirety of covid since it’s beginning (28,000 doctor error caused deaths in Canada every year per 38M total population ) vs covid 30,000 deaths 😂 I think I’ll chance the flu.

  • @TheGiftRF
    @TheGiftRF Před 2 lety +228

    "The country's over, have a little fun" pretty much sums it up

    • @thechicantique4567
      @thechicantique4567 Před 2 lety +3

      🎯👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣😂🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic Před 2 lety +3

      lolll fantastic comment

    • @rlb9652
      @rlb9652 Před 2 lety +12

      I haven't gave up. Sad to see others quit so easily

    • @rlb9652
      @rlb9652 Před 2 lety +11

      We will carry on. There will always be a group who will not comply to this and will not except this

    • @MrFlameRad
      @MrFlameRad Před 2 lety +1

      @@rlb9652 we're too small, no one's doing anything to stop the new world order, i sure as hell ain't. I've tried waking people up but most people don't even think anything is going wrong so what hope do we have. I'm just gonna enjoy this fake utopia new world until it inevitably becomes dystopic. Fuck it, God has left us.

  • @TakedownO44
    @TakedownO44 Před 2 lety +11

    "the country is over, have a little fun" line hit hard b/c he's right.

  • @johnmgorsky
    @johnmgorsky Před 2 lety +1

    Thank you... this is Gold

  • @sidekickz2180
    @sidekickz2180 Před 2 lety +686

    I'm gonna side with the boomers on this one. I don't wanna live in a Wall-E future, hooked up to a computer

    • @Shanecohen
      @Shanecohen Před 2 lety +14

      Agreed but i dont think we have a choice eventually

    • @ajr7273
      @ajr7273 Před 2 lety +23

      People will need to balance the two but there will be people who can't. And those will be the unhealthy individuals.

    • @ratchet780
      @ratchet780 Před 2 lety

      You don’t want to live forever?

    • @AshleyWilliamsN7
      @AshleyWilliamsN7 Před 2 lety +85

      @@ratchet780 No. That sounds like hell on earth.

    • @ratchet780
      @ratchet780 Před 2 lety

      @@AshleyWilliamsN7 what if I told you there is no hell? You’d rather not exist anymore? If you had a chance to live for ever or fade into nothing?

  • @bidask123
    @bidask123 Před 2 lety +562

    Tim is about to announce that his long awaited new studio is actually in the metaverse.

  • @GarrisonMagyar
    @GarrisonMagyar Před 2 lety +13

    This may be the best argument I’ve heard for the “meta-verse” and thats not saying much…

  • @chickentruckman
    @chickentruckman Před 2 lety +1

    Just live in the pod bro

  • @noBearAdventures
    @noBearAdventures Před 2 lety +1420

    I legit laughed out loud for like half a minute by myself when Tim said “I’m gonna start in another meta verse and then work hard” 💀

    • @MrWorstnameever
      @MrWorstnameever Před 2 lety +12

      Of course you did. You only found it funny because Joe laughed at it. Lots of comedians say funny shit on the podcast but it goes over Rogan’s head and the fan boys don’t pick up on it. However, when Rogan finds something funny, his lemmings also point out in the comments how hilarious it is.

    • @noBearAdventures
      @noBearAdventures Před 2 lety +185

      @@MrWorstnameever that’s a very astute observation. Do you make a lot of those observations while you’re standing by yourself at parties?

    • @MrWorstnameever
      @MrWorstnameever Před 2 lety +9

      @@noBearAdventures no I made that observation right after I watched you get that tattoo of Rogan’s head on your leg

    • @noBearAdventures
      @noBearAdventures Před 2 lety +79

      @@MrWorstnameever no one thinks you’re funny or interesting bro. Not for the reasons you want them to anyway

    • @AimForTheBushes908
      @AimForTheBushes908 Před 2 lety +16

      You guys just need some DMT and chill.

  • @CreativeBuilds
    @CreativeBuilds Před 2 lety +199

    "Listen the country is over, have a little fun!" saving that one

    • @jpkclutch7780
      @jpkclutch7780 Před 2 lety +7

      😂😂😂 I’m saving as well 😂 Problably shouldn’t laugh because it’s legit but fuck it 🤣

    • @trevorn9288
      @trevorn9288 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jpkclutch7780 Exactly jaja

    • @robbaholic
      @robbaholic Před 2 lety

      I read this comment early on in the clip, and somehow I knew it would be the last thing said lol classic Tim Dillon

  • @Rory_delgrosso
    @Rory_delgrosso Před rokem

    I’m loving these rumble ads

  • @Whyoakdbi
    @Whyoakdbi Před 2 lety +1

    3:15 "I am talking about regular people like myself" LMAO!

  • @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
    @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat Před 2 lety +380

    When Jamie said “that’s like a whole acre” I died for some reason 😂

    • @Percules15
      @Percules15 Před 2 lety +24

      Jamie getting ripped off in the metaverse

    • @iancuninghame9163
      @iancuninghame9163 Před 2 lety +15

      9 whole blocks

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver Před 2 lety +12

      Growing up in Southern California an acre of land would only be affordable for the ultra rich. It so outta fucking hand in California most people are done with it, which is too bad because it was once a great place to live.

    • @et2012te
      @et2012te Před 2 lety +16

      Fluck the Metaverse!
      Don't pay for that bullsh*t
      This is all part of....
      Divide and conquer
      "Build back better"
      Brought to you by the World Economic Forum
      "Where you will own nothing and be happy"
      AKA the Great Reset/ NWO / U N / ELITE/ Agenda 21 2030 / 2050 (China)
      Don't kneel to these scumbags
      They can go FLUCK themselves
      God Family Counrty (GFC)
      God Bless America
      Long Live Our Constitutional Republic!🇺🇸

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic Před 2 lety

      hahaha niiice

  • @jameskingston
    @jameskingston Před 2 lety +2094

    "But I'm gonna start in another metaverse and work hard" - HAHAHA

    • @paulleonard7038
      @paulleonard7038 Před 2 lety +53

      Did someone named Hahaha say this?
      Do you realize how quotations work?

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 Před 2 lety +9

      Be safe bro. I don’t wanna see any dodgy crane climbing over Christmas 😀

    • @jeygee3736
      @jeygee3736 Před 2 lety +31

      @@paulleonard7038 you haven't heard of HAHAHA the famous comedian?

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 Před 2 lety +17

      HaHaHa was a well known philosopher of the 1700s. His tragic life is an inspiration to us all.

    • @yung-tuwei2284
      @yung-tuwei2284 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jeygee3736 Haha Davis

  • @Salvador-312
    @Salvador-312 Před 2 lety

    LMFAO, within the first 10 seconds the clip has already radiated JRE energy. Love it

  • @VanceAnthem
    @VanceAnthem Před 2 lety

    1:30 I wasn't ready for that music 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @mattoreilly5006
    @mattoreilly5006 Před 2 lety +501

    Tim Dillon is hilarious. "Work hard and maybe one day be able to afford the more expensive metaverse" lmaooooo

    • @shimes424
      @shimes424 Před 2 lety +18

      "the country is over, have a little fun!"

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa Před 2 lety +8

      thats not what he fuckin said

    • @retardcvnt
      @retardcvnt Před 2 lety +15

      @@missionpupa “thats not what he fuckin said” - 🤡

    • @prochokepoint994
      @prochokepoint994 Před 2 lety +5

      @@retardcvnt how is he a clown? How hard is it to copy something correctly from a video that is right in front of their faces. Don’t put quotes and voila it works

    • @retardcvnt
      @retardcvnt Před 2 lety +12

      @@prochokepoint994 “how is he a clown? How hard is it to copy something correctly from a video that is right in front of their faces. Don’t put quotes and voila it works” - 🤓

  • @corypierce202
    @corypierce202 Před 2 lety +97

    “How can we tax this?” -The Fed.

  • @wesleyrowland344
    @wesleyrowland344 Před 2 lety

    Hilarious. Great content. I needed that laugh.

  • @PauloConstantino167
    @PauloConstantino167 Před 2 lety +1689

    This whole metaverse thing gives me chills for the future. It's like this generation has gone completely mad. Selling plots of digital land? Come on. Get into the mad asylum already. Having a meta universe where we can do activities, meet and learn is great, but the ultra monetization of it is beyond ridiculous.

    • @maebandy
      @maebandy Před 2 lety +66

      Yes but if your bodies and earth are ruined by pesticides, antibiotics, PFAS, pollution and obesity you can't play in the real universe.

    • @decentcomment9447
      @decentcomment9447 Před 2 lety +143

      @@maebandy right so if you are basically dead according to all those end of life scenarios you’ve just listen what the fuck kind of good is the meta verse

    • @InteristaS5
      @InteristaS5 Před 2 lety +95

      @@maebandy so then we all die in that case lmao what would be the point of the metaverse

    • @sammusaev5883
      @sammusaev5883 Před 2 lety +125

      @@maebandy how is that relevant? the point is that virtual scarcity makes no sense.

    • @JuanGarcia-tb7ph
      @JuanGarcia-tb7ph Před 2 lety +42

      @@maebandy Lol technology offers solutions to these problems, you don’t have to look to it for an alternative reality. Metaverses are feasible so long as real problems in the analogue world are dealt with. Suggesting that it’s a way to escape from these real threats facing humanity only creates negative associations with virtual reality and depicts
      it as a dystopian futuristic option.

  • @jr3213
    @jr3213 Před 2 lety +549

    I had so much fun watching Joe trying to understand this. 😂

    • @gaelannash2279
      @gaelannash2279 Před 2 lety +12

      I didn't understand it's fine, but he doesn't understand is why the hell people would want to spend most their lives in a fake VR world.

    • @buzzbuoy
      @buzzbuoy Před 2 lety +2

      I was tryna undastand too

    • @mmmmmmmmmm.m.
      @mmmmmmmmmm.m. Před 2 lety

      Aging what 😩🤣!

    • @tony_1980
      @tony_1980 Před 2 lety +22

      There is nothing to understand here. Another digital fraud. Nothing more.

    • @mmaaddict78
      @mmaaddict78 Před 2 lety +4

      @@tony_1980 You think so, but the kids are going to eat this shit up. They are selling virtual clout.

  • @micromicro9655
    @micromicro9655 Před 2 lety

    the best clip, so funny about so serious and so funny

  • @Barsymatik
    @Barsymatik Před 2 lety

    good topic to understand what is going on

  • @bransonquintenz4052
    @bransonquintenz4052 Před 2 lety +77

    Joe was about to flex when he said "which one can I not afford to be in" 🤣

  • @grimrevan4660
    @grimrevan4660 Před 2 lety +602

    I appreciate Tim's low key trolling. Masterfully done Tim.

    • @alicedoors4826
      @alicedoors4826 Před 2 lety +24

      He's not trolling. He's heavily invested and very serious. He runs some of these events.

    • @eltoro969
      @eltoro969 Před 2 lety +7

      @@alicedoors4826 How come he has been talking sh!t about it all the time? Do you have a link to something?

    • @cocorico128
      @cocorico128 Před 2 lety +11

      @@alicedoors4826 hes always heavily invested and very serious in fake business.

    • @OsSimpsonsTv7
      @OsSimpsonsTv7 Před 2 lety +3

      @@cocorico128 just cause you don't understand it doesn't mean it's fake. You clearly don't know shit about nft's let alone this.

    • @cocorico128
      @cocorico128 Před 2 lety +7

      @@OsSimpsonsTv7 listen im heavily invested in crypto. "i have 1 bitcoin and 5 ethereum"

  • @thehh5118
    @thehh5118 Před 2 lety +2

    Joe trying to understand the seriousness of this just makes it even funnier lmao

  • @jakesnacks1149
    @jakesnacks1149 Před 2 lety

    Tim's comment at the end LOL.

  • @brettg274
    @brettg274 Před 2 lety +824

    I’m all for everyone joining the meta verse.
    More hunting and fishing for me.

    • @dankhalifa6937
      @dankhalifa6937 Před 2 lety +10

      murderer.

    • @user-wb4ty2ye7s
      @user-wb4ty2ye7s Před 2 lety +86

      Dan Khalifa f'ing pansy.

    • @luxuryxcoffin
      @luxuryxcoffin Před 2 lety +29

      Buy metaverse ammo so I can have the real stuff

    • @brettg274
      @brettg274 Před 2 lety +12

      @@dankhalifa6937 illiterate

    • @KKSuited
      @KKSuited Před 2 lety +71

      Pretty much. Everyone is gonna be trying to get laid with a video game character while those unplugged live their best lives with most of the population out of their way.

  • @shadowwarsshadypeople6299
    @shadowwarsshadypeople6299 Před 2 lety +180

    'I can't afford that metaverse, but I will start in another and work really hard' that is fuckin hilarious!!

  • @hexapusink
    @hexapusink Před 2 lety +1

    Joe's sigh at 1:50 is the best. That's how I feel whenever I hear about shit like this.

  • @TheKensultant
    @TheKensultant Před 2 lety

    That last part...😂 😂 😂 😂 😳😳😳😳😩😩😩

  • @Locpa1001
    @Locpa1001 Před 2 lety +111

    I remember feeling sorry for the older folks seeing how they couldn’t keep up with the technological advancements and thinking how the time will run them over
    well I feel exactly the same now, and I am in my 20s

    • @jaimesalas8557
      @jaimesalas8557 Před 2 lety +4

      Lmao right on the money

    • @avaonalee
      @avaonalee Před 2 lety +4

      Wow same tho

    • @michaelj6392
      @michaelj6392 Před 2 lety +13

      36 and I feel like I’ve likely already lost my ability to continue adapting with technology

    • @gdub8568
      @gdub8568 Před 2 lety +14

      You are not the future. This is like furries. People don’t get it because they are normal and this crap is self-destructive and cringe.
      “Remember when peope didn’t get how big is beautiful and it’s no big deal to be morbidly obese cause everyone is?”

    • @lionlawntreeandshrub568
      @lionlawntreeandshrub568 Před 2 lety +7

      The older folks you referenced were right to be skeptical, as there have been countless more failures than success stories in terms of new technology. Perhaps you’ve been paying attention long enough to see the same.

  • @scubaguy007
    @scubaguy007 Před 2 lety +81

    Tim's final statement is true, sad, and scary. "The country is over, have a little fun."

    • @MeatCatCheesyBlaster
      @MeatCatCheesyBlaster Před 2 lety

      That's what everybody says about NFTS. They're fun!

    • @jbartlettcoys
      @jbartlettcoys Před 2 lety

      No, its not true, though it is sad and scary that plenty unthinkingly nod along

    • @owen5640
      @owen5640 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jbartlettcoys The Western experiment is over my friend. Enjoy the decline and laugh at the nonsense of our contemporary world. It's the only way to stay sane.

    • @Jorge-sy4bp
      @Jorge-sy4bp Před 2 lety

      funny*

  • @yungchill69
    @yungchill69 Před 2 lety

    This reminds me of that bus driver song

  • @Freeze-ut2jl
    @Freeze-ut2jl Před 2 měsíci

    2:59 😂😂😂

  • @russellgolden7546
    @russellgolden7546 Před 2 lety +384

    Peak power Tim Dillon. The whole hour on the metaverse is pure comedy crypto-gold.

    • @eltoro969
      @eltoro969 Před 2 lety +18

      The best thing is that Joe didn`t get that it was a bit. Joe says he loves Tim`s podcast but if he did watch it he would know that Tim was joking as we did. On the next episode w Redban, Joe was seriously considering it LOL. That`s some Master Class Trolling from Tim.

    • @eltoro969
      @eltoro969 Před 2 lety +1

      The best part is Joe doesn`t read these comments so someone has to tell him.. lol

    • @CleverMetaphor
      @CleverMetaphor Před 2 lety +5

      @@eltoro969 the thing that makes tim joking about something extra funny, is that what he's saying is 100% true... He's just saying it in a way that makes it sound as ridiculous as it really is. He is absolutely right about what he's saying, but it's fuckin ridiculous.

    • @antigonebush1553
      @antigonebush1553 Před 2 lety

      S
      a
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      Music sounds, the voice is the beginning.
      czcams.com/users/shortsmbfn43UewGU?feature=share

    • @joey9511
      @joey9511 Před 2 lety

      @@eltoro969 "all good jokes contain true shit"

  • @Milo19970
    @Milo19970 Před 2 lety +613

    I won’t play it but i can’t wait to see when someone hacks the game and just spawns inside houses of these famous people and than just trolls them😂

    • @jacobkennedy1009
      @jacobkennedy1009 Před 2 lety +38

      Untill quantum computing is possible, i think hacking a blockchain is going to be abit of a challenge

    • @1pomii
      @1pomii Před 2 lety +2

      not how it works on the blockchain

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 Před 2 lety +35

      @@BranqonBoom Moore's law is outdated. Though people who think blockchain is invincible are in for a rude awakening at some point.

    • @7hrax
      @7hrax Před 2 lety +4

      @@jacobkennedy1009 I thought ibm already had a quantum computer

    • @RubSomefastOnIt
      @RubSomefastOnIt Před 2 lety +23

      @@jacobkennedy1009 what does the block chain have to do with it?
      its just second life with crypto and NFTs...

  • @pastaoleary3031
    @pastaoleary3031 Před 2 lety +10

    Tim Dillon explaining digital assets is like Stephen A Smith explaining MMA.

  • @jater10
    @jater10 Před 2 lety

    This clip would make for a trippy cartoon lol

  • @jupitereye4322
    @jupitereye4322 Před 2 lety +111

    "Listen, the country is over, have a little fun!" Yup, he has a point right there.

    • @teenb302
      @teenb302 Před 2 lety

      Here come the triggered Americans

    • @trickflowfive0h
      @trickflowfive0h Před 2 lety +11

      @TeenB boy don't comment til you've had your 5th shot and flash me that carbon passport. Put your mask back on and hit the road honey

    • @drew4317
      @drew4317 Před 2 lety

      @@trickflowfive0h with a comment like yours, of course you don't even understand what you're responding to

    • @trickflowfive0h
      @trickflowfive0h Před 2 lety +8

      @James D I called him Honey at the end of it. In a serious response, I'd call him something other than Honey, Honey. So now you're the Honey. I hope you're at least half as pretty as TeenB. If you're not, you can just continue to kiss his ass and maybe you island boyz can make a friendship bracelet and double team me. I'd still take 2 if one is so-so. Merry Christmas

    • @ouzomitsos
      @ouzomitsos Před 2 lety +9

      I agree Australia is as f'd as America....let's go brandon

  • @user-mq1hk4qt1v
    @user-mq1hk4qt1v Před 5 měsíci

    " I'm going to start in another metaverse and work hard" is the greatest line of comedy ever

  • @markadams2667
    @markadams2667 Před 2 lety

    Timmy boy will love the metaverse. Will give him the brains, beauty and courage he always wishes he could had.

  • @TheRtHonEdmundBurke
    @TheRtHonEdmundBurke Před 2 lety +1323

    This sounds great! The more of these weirdos we can get into the metaverse the more room there is for the rest of us in the real world!

    • @JoeOf91
      @JoeOf91 Před 2 lety +100

      if most of these weirdos are the reason you're not enjoying your life then having them away isn't going to make it better for you dawg lol

    • @seeare4959
      @seeare4959 Před 2 lety +22

      OP you are talking smack about your great grandchildren dude.

    • @organikness
      @organikness Před 2 lety +38

      There is also a huge portion of humanity who arent connected in to this bullshit. Its great.

    • @justinallen2408
      @justinallen2408 Před 2 lety +8

      @@seeare4959 funny thing is he worships a government and civilization that has destroyed most outside activities cx where did the fucking river go gramps ? what about the fucking water is so bad I can't drink it? why is there glass all over the ground ? what the fuck is there so many cars blocking my walking room and roads for them to drive on?

    • @enniemeanieminnie
      @enniemeanieminnie Před 2 lety +8

      @@JoeOf91 nah. I can’t even go to the beach anymore because it’s always so crowded & if you’re not on the beach by as soon as the gates are open, you can’t get a spot. Or anywhere for the that fact. Never have and never will be into crowds. You’re probably from up north or west coast and use to it. I’m not.

  • @bonjook9670
    @bonjook9670 Před 2 lety +93

    Tim Dillon has officially given up fighting the good fight and he just wants to enjoy himself before its all over

    • @Gyohdon
      @Gyohdon Před 2 lety +21

      he's taken the clownpill

    • @salbtheghost7161
      @salbtheghost7161 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Gyohdon there's a point we're you realize.... we can't save everyone and I'm putting my self under stress. So just start enjoying what's left of life.

    • @percussionjamz6704
      @percussionjamz6704 Před 2 lety +7

      @@salbtheghost7161 exactly, if something is out of your control completely. You'll only hate your life if you focus on it. At this point bringing awareness to issues or even governmental issues is pointless. ignorance is bliss. Enjoy the last few years of fun and dont stress!

    • @Shane-hp2mv
      @Shane-hp2mv Před 2 lety +11

      Why waste your life stressing about a bunch of pleasure addicted, narcissistic, existential nihilists?
      Tim Dillon is right, may as well just try and enjoy the end of the show. Humanity is walking itself off a cliff anyway. The only thing I regret more than trying to help the idiots on this rock is belonging to the same species as them.

    • @MrFlameRad
      @MrFlameRad Před 2 lety

      @@Shane-hp2mv amen brother. Glad there's more like me. If you aren't awake by now, there's no hope for you. Ive wasted way too much time trying to convince anyone to see the truth. We're all fucked, but fuck it.

  • @ate5ive866
    @ate5ive866 Před 2 lety

    3:07 hahaha

  • @chrisjordan1413
    @chrisjordan1413 Před 2 lety

    With the full send hat 😂

  • @F8LDragon2
    @F8LDragon2 Před 2 lety +76

    Imagine a world where your actions are so extremely superficial to the point where any kind of authority could delete your life with the press of a button and you could do absolutely nothing in retaliation because you don’t understand the first thing past your user interface

    • @mr.skeleton5536
      @mr.skeleton5536 Před 2 lety +7

      This wasn't happening already?

    • @spankyy101
      @spankyy101 Před 2 lety +4

      this is a great punchy description of the ridiculousness of the concept.

    • @heathermariearmbrust
      @heathermariearmbrust Před 2 lety +3

      I’m shadow banned in Twitter and IG- for no good reason and cant do shit about it🙄

    • @KekeeBlack
      @KekeeBlack Před 2 lety

      With the corporate owned ones yeah they could, but with the decentralized ones like Decentraland and Sandbox everyone owns a share so there’s freedom.

    • @xXCryngeXx
      @xXCryngeXx Před 2 lety

      @Xi Jinping could split a week in half, work irl for 1 day, work online the next, work irl, online the next, an just repeat.

  • @SamHuam
    @SamHuam Před 2 lety +160

    Tim Dillon really is the perfect salesman.... I mean.... selling you the future you didn't even know you didn't want 👏 👏 👏

    • @varden3270
      @varden3270 Před 2 lety

      That was his job after all.

    • @Counting3s
      @Counting3s Před 2 lety

      I love how he goes into this right after he says we need to pull of another big scam

  • @jordibarendsen9509
    @jordibarendsen9509 Před 2 lety

    The Metaverse reminds me so much of the movie the matrix, how Tim Dillion talks about living in a pod.

  • @chrisorobello8559
    @chrisorobello8559 Před 2 lety

    Hilarious how serious Tim takes it lol

  • @elizabethjean2709
    @elizabethjean2709 Před 2 lety +13

    " I'm gonna start in another Metaverse and work hard" 👌🏾😂😂🤣🤣

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 Před 2 lety +880

    Tim Dillon 100% looks like a guy that would be better off in a virtual world

  • @jordanwilbert_
    @jordanwilbert_ Před 2 lety

    It’s the Full Send hat for me lol

  • @wayne9706
    @wayne9706 Před 2 lety +1

    This is the video I needed to push me into changing the world I have this idea that will make the planet better I didn't know if I was crazy thinking it but now I don't care if others think I'm crazy for trying, humanity is going to live in captivity if no one does something I might as well lose my mind to trying

  • @messageinthebottle8180
    @messageinthebottle8180 Před 2 lety +36

    Podcast with Tim best gift for christmas!

  • @BruceWayne-pm6co
    @BruceWayne-pm6co Před 2 lety +44

    Dude yall can keep that Metaverse shit, I’m gonna make neighbors with a tree.

  • @chrisgreenthumb6906
    @chrisgreenthumb6906 Před 2 lety

    Boys a belter let’s all upload to the internet! 😂😂🤣

  • @thatsyrianguy487
    @thatsyrianguy487 Před 2 lety

    0:26 Timmy tryna explain it knowing it doesn't make sense at all😂😂😂 wish him well

  • @thechristwholaughs9925
    @thechristwholaughs9925 Před 2 lety +303

    What Tim said is EXACTLY the predictive programming of what COULD happen, especially when it's not questioned or at least looked into

    • @nofood1
      @nofood1 Před 2 lety +10

      what could? you mean what will...

    • @theunknowngorilla4830
      @theunknowngorilla4830 Před 2 lety +22

      Deffinetely Will happen. Too much money in it and by celebrities and such getting in to it people will more likely fall for this shit. The future is a dystopia 100%. I’ll Give it 5-10 years and we are in real life cyberpunk, altered carbon type shit

    • @seeare4959
      @seeare4959 Před 2 lety +12

      It's already happening. I buy a basketball sim to play basketball on my PS5 and the damn virtual experience is trying to sell me virtual everything in a virtual multi-player world. From virtual clothes and footware to add visual fashion style and swager to virtual supplements to boost my physical skills and abilities. In a society already addicted to being persistently online thanks to mobile devices and social media it's not that far fetched to see the Metaverse become the future of the internet and society.

    • @deemoneycashletsdebate432
      @deemoneycashletsdebate432 Před 2 lety +7

      This shit is crazy predictive programming

    • @thechristwholaughs9925
      @thechristwholaughs9925 Před 2 lety

      @@nofood1 i mentioned could using it as a probability of happening.

  • @sds3454
    @sds3454 Před 2 lety +71

    You should have this guy on more, he cracks me up 😂

    • @gary_beniford
      @gary_beniford Před 2 lety +4

      tim has his own weekly podcast give it a listen

    • @Havoc_762
      @Havoc_762 Před 2 lety +2

      Tims podcast is fantastic.. Its him just going off for hrs straight about everything.

    • @eltoro969
      @eltoro969 Před 2 lety +1

      Tim has been on JRE many times. This has to be his 10th time or something.

    • @gary_beniford
      @gary_beniford Před 2 lety

      @@eltoro969 I think this is only his 2nd or 3rd time.

    • @Powd3r81
      @Powd3r81 Před 2 lety +1

      Tim has like 5-6 podcasts on jre. Go back and listen to them. You will die of laughter

  • @NobleVagabond2552
    @NobleVagabond2552 Před rokem

    Love how Tim uses the same inflection in his voice the second time around lol 0:16

  • @burnerphonenobot
    @burnerphonenobot Před 2 lety

    I guess I'm going to have to download Spotify

  • @carfreak290
    @carfreak290 Před měsícem

    3:20 is the best punchline delivery

  • @mikerojo2854
    @mikerojo2854 Před 2 lety +15

    Tim Dillon / Rogan pods never fail to be absolutely hysterical! PLEASE! Keep them comin'!

  • @sebbeboe4911
    @sebbeboe4911 Před 2 lety +17

    “you could start a Rogan land where no one has to take a vaccine” lollll

  • @TheIronpusher
    @TheIronpusher Před 2 lety

    This was like 3 hours into the podcast. If this was a freestyle off the dome joke, Tim Dillon is on the way to Mt. GOATmore. Holy fuck, 10 days later and I keep coming back to belly laugh 😂

  • @Silence_Duder_Gooder
    @Silence_Duder_Gooder Před 2 lety +1

    We're heading for what the movie Surrogates described.

  • @bobcougar77
    @bobcougar77 Před 2 lety +454

    Tim Dillon is brilliant. This is also Rogan at his best: just playing along and letting tim create.

    • @ArvisTatom
      @ArvisTatom Před 2 lety +6

      Lol nice to know Joe's best is when he's sitting there aghast just sipping on a cigar.

    • @bobcougar77
      @bobcougar77 Před 2 lety +14

      @@ArvisTatom playing along is a skill. "Aghast" means filled with Horror or shock. Next time use more better words.

    • @caressmycankles2372
      @caressmycankles2372 Před 2 lety +1

      @@bobcougar77 you know what bro? what a guy you are. I swear don't shame the man for advancing is vocab. He got it wrong sure, but help your fellow man become vocab literate.

    • @lax6719
      @lax6719 Před 2 lety +21

      @@bobcougar77 "use more better words" lol

    • @bobcougar77
      @bobcougar77 Před 2 lety +2

      @@caressmycankles2372 Regardless of errors: What do you think was the point of his comment?

  • @AltcoinDaily
    @AltcoinDaily Před 2 lety +663

    In the metaverse we all have girlfriends :)

    • @MikeWoot65
      @MikeWoot65 Před 2 lety +127

      my gf goes to a different metaverse

    • @Deeceesadventures
      @Deeceesadventures Před 2 lety +13

      But still No money/ crypto . Or a real place to sleep

    • @M1R2S
      @M1R2S Před 2 lety +8

      Now I'm in. Tell me more

    • @robertfekete4827
      @robertfekete4827 Před 2 lety +8

      No. You will have a virtual tamagochi girlfriend 😜 not a real one.

    • @JMPK23
      @JMPK23 Před 2 lety +20

      Until they are programmed with "real" emotion and then they get the rights lol

  • @mrgriggs1987
    @mrgriggs1987 Před 2 lety

    Checkout cornucopias metaverse on Cardano Joe. Also, wen Charles Hoskinson interview?

  • @kro0018
    @kro0018 Před 2 lety

    Tim Dillon's a Legend 🤣🤣

  • @christopherjohns772
    @christopherjohns772 Před 2 lety +32

    "I'm gonna start in another metaverse and work hard."
    i'm rolling on the floor.

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      @bitboycrypto453 Před 2 lety

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    • @Cub__
      @Cub__ Před 2 lety

      You have some weird sense of humor you people idk how that's remotely comical.

  • @1raymo3
    @1raymo3 Před 2 lety +36

    Tim dillons timing is amazing

  • @Wrellothere53904
    @Wrellothere53904 Před 2 lety

    the ancient ruler is like...huh? "please expain more to me"....

  • @jetlimaximize
    @jetlimaximize Před 2 lety

    Shit.. i couldnt help but laugh my ass off.. thanks gang.. i needed this..

  • @King-O-Hell
    @King-O-Hell Před 2 lety +84

    Tim Dillon being back is a good Christmas present for me. Looking forward to the whole show.