The best part of the entire pod was when Joe was at a loss and asked something like "How do I even get started?" and Tim without missing a beat went, "Connect me... to your bank"
I had to quit my job because i started beefing it with 50 year old mfs.. and the place started getting toxic , now i spend most of my time smoking weed on my CZcams channel now, meanwhile i get back to the hustle😅
That was the only thing he was intrigued by. This whole metaverse bullshit is just another scam big tech aka FB is shoving down our throats and sheeple if foolish enough will believe it.
Take it from someone who' s been playing video games for most of my life: success in the online world is hollow and empty. It's a cheap substitution for developing real life relationships and skills.
Success in the real world is hollow and empty. When you die no one's gonna know or care who tf you were in life unless you were EXTREMELY influential like Elon musk as an example
this dude asically said "the climate change issue that isnt really affecting climate is going to force governments to force its people inside, Youll own nothing and be happy, everyt5hing youll need the government will provide!!!!" thats what thatidiots talking about Who wants to live in a metaverse nmot me
This will most certainly become the future, especially the media future. It's how advertising and prioritizing products will be done. Having land near a future celebrity will get far more attention than someone with land further away from celebrities. The Corporate world will take over much of it b/c you wont have to buy ads and promote things conventional, merely having good digital real estate will bring eyeballs to it. It probably wont happen for decades and the version people are buying into now is NOT the system that will be used. Years ago 4k Tv was all the rage and the future of tv, I went out and bought a $2500 55inch 4k to be "future proof", one of the first rounds of 4k tvs... a few years later a $400 55 inch tv has more capabilities than my early ground breaking PoS 4k tv without any of the features that are now considered base level . The early adopters usually get screwed with new tech, don't invest in the metaverse now
I've listened to all his jre podcasts, some of them multiple times. His genius is that he partially believes everything hes saying while also not believing it or being skeptical about it lol. That's why it's convicning
*B I G F A C T S.* Like I gotta wait for someone else who knows him personally to start laughing in order for me to really understand what's going on lol.
@@harrym9655 it's VR... that's the joke. Unless you really are brainwashed enough to believe the coof can travel across fiber optics. 'lol sorry I had to'
@@harrym9655LLOL more dead from doctor error EVERY YEAR for the last 10 years, than the entirety of covid since it’s beginning (28,000 doctor error caused deaths in Canada every year per 38M total population ) vs covid 30,000 deaths 😂 I think I’ll chance the flu.
@@rlb9652 we're too small, no one's doing anything to stop the new world order, i sure as hell ain't. I've tried waking people up but most people don't even think anything is going wrong so what hope do we have. I'm just gonna enjoy this fake utopia new world until it inevitably becomes dystopic. Fuck it, God has left us.
Of course you did. You only found it funny because Joe laughed at it. Lots of comedians say funny shit on the podcast but it goes over Rogan’s head and the fan boys don’t pick up on it. However, when Rogan finds something funny, his lemmings also point out in the comments how hilarious it is.
Growing up in Southern California an acre of land would only be affordable for the ultra rich. It so outta fucking hand in California most people are done with it, which is too bad because it was once a great place to live.
Fluck the Metaverse! Don't pay for that bullsh*t This is all part of.... Divide and conquer "Build back better" Brought to you by the World Economic Forum "Where you will own nothing and be happy" AKA the Great Reset/ NWO / U N / ELITE/ Agenda 21 2030 / 2050 (China) Don't kneel to these scumbags They can go FLUCK themselves God Family Counrty (GFC) God Bless America Long Live Our Constitutional Republic!🇺🇸
@@retardcvnt how is he a clown? How hard is it to copy something correctly from a video that is right in front of their faces. Don’t put quotes and voila it works
@@prochokepoint994 “how is he a clown? How hard is it to copy something correctly from a video that is right in front of their faces. Don’t put quotes and voila it works” - 🤓
This whole metaverse thing gives me chills for the future. It's like this generation has gone completely mad. Selling plots of digital land? Come on. Get into the mad asylum already. Having a meta universe where we can do activities, meet and learn is great, but the ultra monetization of it is beyond ridiculous.
@@maebandy right so if you are basically dead according to all those end of life scenarios you’ve just listen what the fuck kind of good is the meta verse
@@maebandy Lol technology offers solutions to these problems, you don’t have to look to it for an alternative reality. Metaverses are feasible so long as real problems in the analogue world are dealt with. Suggesting that it’s a way to escape from these real threats facing humanity only creates negative associations with virtual reality and depicts it as a dystopian futuristic option.
Pretty much. Everyone is gonna be trying to get laid with a video game character while those unplugged live their best lives with most of the population out of their way.
I remember feeling sorry for the older folks seeing how they couldn’t keep up with the technological advancements and thinking how the time will run them over well I feel exactly the same now, and I am in my 20s
You are not the future. This is like furries. People don’t get it because they are normal and this crap is self-destructive and cringe. “Remember when peope didn’t get how big is beautiful and it’s no big deal to be morbidly obese cause everyone is?”
The older folks you referenced were right to be skeptical, as there have been countless more failures than success stories in terms of new technology. Perhaps you’ve been paying attention long enough to see the same.
@@jbartlettcoys The Western experiment is over my friend. Enjoy the decline and laugh at the nonsense of our contemporary world. It's the only way to stay sane.
The best thing is that Joe didn`t get that it was a bit. Joe says he loves Tim`s podcast but if he did watch it he would know that Tim was joking as we did. On the next episode w Redban, Joe was seriously considering it LOL. That`s some Master Class Trolling from Tim.
@@eltoro969 the thing that makes tim joking about something extra funny, is that what he's saying is 100% true... He's just saying it in a way that makes it sound as ridiculous as it really is. He is absolutely right about what he's saying, but it's fuckin ridiculous.
@James D I called him Honey at the end of it. In a serious response, I'd call him something other than Honey, Honey. So now you're the Honey. I hope you're at least half as pretty as TeenB. If you're not, you can just continue to kiss his ass and maybe you island boyz can make a friendship bracelet and double team me. I'd still take 2 if one is so-so. Merry Christmas
@@seeare4959 funny thing is he worships a government and civilization that has destroyed most outside activities cx where did the fucking river go gramps ? what about the fucking water is so bad I can't drink it? why is there glass all over the ground ? what the fuck is there so many cars blocking my walking room and roads for them to drive on?
@@JoeOf91 nah. I can’t even go to the beach anymore because it’s always so crowded & if you’re not on the beach by as soon as the gates are open, you can’t get a spot. Or anywhere for the that fact. Never have and never will be into crowds. You’re probably from up north or west coast and use to it. I’m not.
@@Gyohdon there's a point we're you realize.... we can't save everyone and I'm putting my self under stress. So just start enjoying what's left of life.
@@salbtheghost7161 exactly, if something is out of your control completely. You'll only hate your life if you focus on it. At this point bringing awareness to issues or even governmental issues is pointless. ignorance is bliss. Enjoy the last few years of fun and dont stress!
Why waste your life stressing about a bunch of pleasure addicted, narcissistic, existential nihilists? Tim Dillon is right, may as well just try and enjoy the end of the show. Humanity is walking itself off a cliff anyway. The only thing I regret more than trying to help the idiots on this rock is belonging to the same species as them.
@@Shane-hp2mv amen brother. Glad there's more like me. If you aren't awake by now, there's no hope for you. Ive wasted way too much time trying to convince anyone to see the truth. We're all fucked, but fuck it.
Imagine a world where your actions are so extremely superficial to the point where any kind of authority could delete your life with the press of a button and you could do absolutely nothing in retaliation because you don’t understand the first thing past your user interface
This is the video I needed to push me into changing the world I have this idea that will make the planet better I didn't know if I was crazy thinking it but now I don't care if others think I'm crazy for trying, humanity is going to live in captivity if no one does something I might as well lose my mind to trying
Deffinetely Will happen. Too much money in it and by celebrities and such getting in to it people will more likely fall for this shit. The future is a dystopia 100%. I’ll Give it 5-10 years and we are in real life cyberpunk, altered carbon type shit
It's already happening. I buy a basketball sim to play basketball on my PS5 and the damn virtual experience is trying to sell me virtual everything in a virtual multi-player world. From virtual clothes and footware to add visual fashion style and swager to virtual supplements to boost my physical skills and abilities. In a society already addicted to being persistently online thanks to mobile devices and social media it's not that far fetched to see the Metaverse become the future of the internet and society.
This was like 3 hours into the podcast. If this was a freestyle off the dome joke, Tim Dillon is on the way to Mt. GOATmore. Holy fuck, 10 days later and I keep coming back to belly laugh 😂
@@bobcougar77 you know what bro? what a guy you are. I swear don't shame the man for advancing is vocab. He got it wrong sure, but help your fellow man become vocab literate.
Tim should start selling sub prime mortgages in the Metaverse
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"do you want a stunning estate...yes or no?"
KELLY!!! WE GOT ONE!!
There’s a cold wind blowing
Yeah if crypto tanks your mortgage payment doubles
“Start in another metaverse and work hard…” lolololololol
comedy
And that’s why I love Tim Dillion
I died lol
Pull yourself up by your digital bootstraps
@@Schedule1ne315 nothing like good ol fashion digital work
“The country’s over; have a little fun”
I will be saying this to everyone from now on 😂
He was joking, but he isn’t wrong.
it's true but we're in denial. or he's joking. that gives us a 50-50 odds. not bad.
At least the US is not as abysmal as India or something
@@LordJagd it will be much worse. Once the welfare state collapses it will be bloody murder
@@joeywheelerii9136 People in the USA are too lazy to do that.
joes response is absolutely appropriate for the metaverse nonsense lol
I agree.
I think he was too soft about it.
@@modraccin9514 nope. Joe let him blabber on so us people could hear the type of bs the other dude is spewing.
@@abcxyz53 well if he was joking I fell for it as well ofc but holy sh.t my iq was sinking when that metaverse dude was talking.
@@DonceBeats it’s satire, Tim’s main language is sarcasm
"In the future you'll own nothing and you'll love it"
LMAO.
and you won't just love it... you'll pay 450k to a server owner for some pixels you can't even grow your own real food on.
@@CarlyLandry Yeah and they'll RUN to do it....
*shakes head*
You know thats actually a line the world economic forum said right? "You will own nothing and be happy" that's their "great reset" plan.
@@letsgobrandon8101 Yeah that was why I posted the LMAO because of the irony. :)
Exactly
"Gonna start in another metaverse and work hard" lmao
The grind begins again...
Yoooo bro!!! I used to watch you pking at green dragons back when i was in middle school!!!! Wow hope you are well sir.
LOL that part got me too, Where SML at though?
Buying gf
use your 99 con and build up that plot of land in the metaverse, Tim!
The best part of the entire pod was when Joe was at a loss and asked something like "How do I even get started?" and Tim without missing a beat went, "Connect me... to your bank"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm saddened that I just discovered Tim Dillon. This has been a glorious day binging his content.
Imagine how many times Tim used the “you’re such a smart guy, I’m honestly surprised you’re not already in this” line selling subprime mortgages.
Right on! They’re selling VIRTUAL sub prime mortgages
Hahahaahh
Literally 😂
hard to take this guy seriously when he's wearing a full send hat 😂
@@feloniousmonk1764 this is the 2022 version of "selling land on the moon"
What I have learned over the past few years - The more absurd the idea, the more chances it will come true.
Literally wont be surprised if this takes off 😂
People bought "pet rocks" in the 70's. This is nothing new.
@@chxnce_wrld874 I wouldn't be surprised if it eventually became law or some type of mandate.
Let's hope for a time machine
I had to quit my job because i started beefing it with 50 year old mfs.. and the place started getting toxic , now i spend most of my time smoking weed on my CZcams channel now, meanwhile i get back to the hustle😅
"Listen the country is over, have a little fun", as a Brazilian, we be living by that motto since the place wasn't even a country yet.
The fact that Joe asked which metaverse he can't afford shows how intrigued he is. Human nature and status is what sucks people in
Yes i tell my kids, the best of men are men at best.
He just asked a question
yes but smart people don't fall in the trap
That was the only thing he was intrigued by. This whole metaverse bullshit is just another scam big tech aka FB is shoving down our throats and sheeple if foolish enough will believe it.
These are one of those things where Tim Dillon is joking, but he's not joking.
scamming*
@@wildcavemann Dude was laughing at his own trolling in the video
Like outing Joe Rogan for not having had his vaccine in a very circular way of asking Joe to start is own metaverse.
Definitely not joking lol
The joke is on people who think that its real.
The only thing that peaks Joe's interest was the possibility that there was something he couldn't afford.
So true lmao
Alpha mindset
Yeah I picked up on that as well
guy is richer than UFC fighters
@@s1n-n3d a good real-estate broker is richer than UFC fighters.
"What do you mean there's no land? There's digital land!" I fucking died.
All time best JRE guest, Tim Dillon!
Take it from someone who' s been playing video games for most of my life: success in the online world is hollow and empty. It's a cheap substitution for developing real life relationships and skills.
Facts
Few will find success to translate into real world profits
It’s true, I thought being global elite in csgo meant something.
I don't play online games. I stick to pure offline single player games but yeah I never really thought of it that way. Your ideas make sense.
Success in the real world is hollow and empty. When you die no one's gonna know or care who tf you were in life unless you were EXTREMELY influential like Elon musk as an example
I'm 22 and I am not understanding an ounce of this, I can't imagine what boomers might be feeling
You have to know of at least 1 person in real life who spends their whole day in Minecraft or Fortnite. It’s not far off
Basically vr chat
this dude asically said "the climate change issue that isnt really affecting climate is going to force governments to force its people inside, Youll own nothing and be happy, everyt5hing youll need the government will provide!!!!" thats what thatidiots talking about Who wants to live in a metaverse nmot me
It's a marketing gimmick to trick gamers in to paying for micro transactions. Not a very smart bunch.
This will most certainly become the future, especially the media future. It's how advertising and prioritizing products will be done. Having land near a future celebrity will get far more attention than someone with land further away from celebrities. The Corporate world will take over much of it b/c you wont have to buy ads and promote things conventional, merely having good digital real estate will bring eyeballs to it. It probably wont happen for decades and the version people are buying into now is NOT the system that will be used.
Years ago 4k Tv was all the rage and the future of tv, I went out and bought a $2500 55inch 4k to be "future proof", one of the first rounds of 4k tvs... a few years later a $400 55 inch tv has more capabilities than my early ground breaking PoS 4k tv without any of the features that are now considered base level . The early adopters usually get screwed with new tech, don't invest in the metaverse now
You know it’s funny when you hear Jamey laugh too 😂😂
Thank you Joe! Your genuine priceless responds, make me feel at home on this planet.
Tim Dillon has the subtlest transition from trolling to reality. Genius.
Once you listen to him long enough you can understand when he crosses that line
@@beckdaman6442 no you don’t
The Gavin newsom joke was gold lol
I've listened to all his jre podcasts, some of them multiple times. His genius is that he partially believes everything hes saying while also not believing it or being skeptical about it lol. That's why it's convicning
*B I G F A C T S.* Like I gotta wait for someone else who knows him personally to start laughing in order for me to really understand what's going on lol.
Fake Business CEO explaining Metaverse real estate ownership is the most perfect collaboration ever.
nah Tim Dillion is just grating now. It was fun while it lasted.
hehehe excellent
@@shanecasey8365 now? I noticed this back in august
Ironically it’s also the lost sense it’s ever made to me.
That's the best comment I've ever read.
Tim Dillion is HILARIOUS! The way he can be funny on a dime....is a true gift!
Tim: "You own any digital real estate?"
Joe: "Huh... Whhhaaat?"
My thoughts exactly!
"You could start a Roganland where nobody has to take a vaccine." LMAO
That had me dead 💀
@@harrym9655 Vaccine deaths you mean?
@@harrym9655 it's VR... that's the joke. Unless you really are brainwashed enough to believe the coof can travel across fiber optics. 'lol sorry I had to'
@@harrym9655 more dead from heart disease. Stop fear mongering
@@harrym9655LLOL more dead from doctor error EVERY YEAR for the last 10 years, than the entirety of covid since it’s beginning (28,000 doctor error caused deaths in Canada every year per 38M total population ) vs covid 30,000 deaths 😂 I think I’ll chance the flu.
"The country's over, have a little fun" pretty much sums it up
🎯👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣😂🤣🤷🏻♀️
lolll fantastic comment
I haven't gave up. Sad to see others quit so easily
We will carry on. There will always be a group who will not comply to this and will not except this
@@rlb9652 we're too small, no one's doing anything to stop the new world order, i sure as hell ain't. I've tried waking people up but most people don't even think anything is going wrong so what hope do we have. I'm just gonna enjoy this fake utopia new world until it inevitably becomes dystopic. Fuck it, God has left us.
"the country is over, have a little fun" line hit hard b/c he's right.
Thank you... this is Gold
I'm gonna side with the boomers on this one. I don't wanna live in a Wall-E future, hooked up to a computer
Agreed but i dont think we have a choice eventually
People will need to balance the two but there will be people who can't. And those will be the unhealthy individuals.
You don’t want to live forever?
@@ratchet780 No. That sounds like hell on earth.
@@AshleyWilliamsN7 what if I told you there is no hell? You’d rather not exist anymore? If you had a chance to live for ever or fade into nothing?
Tim is about to announce that his long awaited new studio is actually in the metaverse.
hehe pro
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This may be the best argument I’ve heard for the “meta-verse” and thats not saying much…
Just live in the pod bro
I legit laughed out loud for like half a minute by myself when Tim said “I’m gonna start in another meta verse and then work hard” 💀
Of course you did. You only found it funny because Joe laughed at it. Lots of comedians say funny shit on the podcast but it goes over Rogan’s head and the fan boys don’t pick up on it. However, when Rogan finds something funny, his lemmings also point out in the comments how hilarious it is.
@@MrWorstnameever that’s a very astute observation. Do you make a lot of those observations while you’re standing by yourself at parties?
@@noBearAdventures no I made that observation right after I watched you get that tattoo of Rogan’s head on your leg
@@MrWorstnameever no one thinks you’re funny or interesting bro. Not for the reasons you want them to anyway
You guys just need some DMT and chill.
"Listen the country is over, have a little fun!" saving that one
😂😂😂 I’m saving as well 😂 Problably shouldn’t laugh because it’s legit but fuck it 🤣
@@jpkclutch7780 Exactly jaja
I read this comment early on in the clip, and somehow I knew it would be the last thing said lol classic Tim Dillon
I’m loving these rumble ads
3:15 "I am talking about regular people like myself" LMAO!
When Jamie said “that’s like a whole acre” I died for some reason 😂
Jamie getting ripped off in the metaverse
9 whole blocks
Growing up in Southern California an acre of land would only be affordable for the ultra rich. It so outta fucking hand in California most people are done with it, which is too bad because it was once a great place to live.
Fluck the Metaverse!
Don't pay for that bullsh*t
This is all part of....
Divide and conquer
"Build back better"
Brought to you by the World Economic Forum
"Where you will own nothing and be happy"
AKA the Great Reset/ NWO / U N / ELITE/ Agenda 21 2030 / 2050 (China)
Don't kneel to these scumbags
They can go FLUCK themselves
God Family Counrty (GFC)
God Bless America
Long Live Our Constitutional Republic!🇺🇸
hahaha niiice
"But I'm gonna start in another metaverse and work hard" - HAHAHA
Did someone named Hahaha say this?
Do you realize how quotations work?
Be safe bro. I don’t wanna see any dodgy crane climbing over Christmas 😀
@@paulleonard7038 you haven't heard of HAHAHA the famous comedian?
HaHaHa was a well known philosopher of the 1700s. His tragic life is an inspiration to us all.
@@jeygee3736 Haha Davis
LMFAO, within the first 10 seconds the clip has already radiated JRE energy. Love it
1:30 I wasn't ready for that music 😅😅😅😅😅
Tim Dillon is hilarious. "Work hard and maybe one day be able to afford the more expensive metaverse" lmaooooo
"the country is over, have a little fun!"
thats not what he fuckin said
@@missionpupa “thats not what he fuckin said” - 🤡
@@retardcvnt how is he a clown? How hard is it to copy something correctly from a video that is right in front of their faces. Don’t put quotes and voila it works
@@prochokepoint994 “how is he a clown? How hard is it to copy something correctly from a video that is right in front of their faces. Don’t put quotes and voila it works” - 🤓
“How can we tax this?” -The Fed.
Make it illegal then legalize it
haha amazing
Digital tax
@Cory Pierce
Truer words have never been spoken
Capital gains bby
Hilarious. Great content. I needed that laugh.
This whole metaverse thing gives me chills for the future. It's like this generation has gone completely mad. Selling plots of digital land? Come on. Get into the mad asylum already. Having a meta universe where we can do activities, meet and learn is great, but the ultra monetization of it is beyond ridiculous.
Yes but if your bodies and earth are ruined by pesticides, antibiotics, PFAS, pollution and obesity you can't play in the real universe.
@@maebandy right so if you are basically dead according to all those end of life scenarios you’ve just listen what the fuck kind of good is the meta verse
@@maebandy so then we all die in that case lmao what would be the point of the metaverse
@@maebandy how is that relevant? the point is that virtual scarcity makes no sense.
@@maebandy Lol technology offers solutions to these problems, you don’t have to look to it for an alternative reality. Metaverses are feasible so long as real problems in the analogue world are dealt with. Suggesting that it’s a way to escape from these real threats facing humanity only creates negative associations with virtual reality and depicts
it as a dystopian futuristic option.
I had so much fun watching Joe trying to understand this. 😂
I didn't understand it's fine, but he doesn't understand is why the hell people would want to spend most their lives in a fake VR world.
I was tryna undastand too
Aging what 😩🤣!
There is nothing to understand here. Another digital fraud. Nothing more.
@@tony_1980 You think so, but the kids are going to eat this shit up. They are selling virtual clout.
the best clip, so funny about so serious and so funny
good topic to understand what is going on
Joe was about to flex when he said "which one can I not afford to be in" 🤣
Most definitely hahaha.
Behold mah spotify moneys!
I appreciate Tim's low key trolling. Masterfully done Tim.
He's not trolling. He's heavily invested and very serious. He runs some of these events.
@@alicedoors4826 How come he has been talking sh!t about it all the time? Do you have a link to something?
@@alicedoors4826 hes always heavily invested and very serious in fake business.
@@cocorico128 just cause you don't understand it doesn't mean it's fake. You clearly don't know shit about nft's let alone this.
@@OsSimpsonsTv7 listen im heavily invested in crypto. "i have 1 bitcoin and 5 ethereum"
Joe trying to understand the seriousness of this just makes it even funnier lmao
Tim's comment at the end LOL.
I’m all for everyone joining the meta verse.
More hunting and fishing for me.
murderer.
Dan Khalifa f'ing pansy.
Buy metaverse ammo so I can have the real stuff
@@dankhalifa6937 illiterate
Pretty much. Everyone is gonna be trying to get laid with a video game character while those unplugged live their best lives with most of the population out of their way.
'I can't afford that metaverse, but I will start in another and work really hard' that is fuckin hilarious!!
he's the best lol
Not if it’s true. Which is very likely given the stupidity among us.
That had me dying
Joe's sigh at 1:50 is the best. That's how I feel whenever I hear about shit like this.
That last part...😂 😂 😂 😂 😳😳😳😳😩😩😩
I remember feeling sorry for the older folks seeing how they couldn’t keep up with the technological advancements and thinking how the time will run them over
well I feel exactly the same now, and I am in my 20s
Lmao right on the money
Wow same tho
36 and I feel like I’ve likely already lost my ability to continue adapting with technology
You are not the future. This is like furries. People don’t get it because they are normal and this crap is self-destructive and cringe.
“Remember when peope didn’t get how big is beautiful and it’s no big deal to be morbidly obese cause everyone is?”
The older folks you referenced were right to be skeptical, as there have been countless more failures than success stories in terms of new technology. Perhaps you’ve been paying attention long enough to see the same.
Tim's final statement is true, sad, and scary. "The country is over, have a little fun."
That's what everybody says about NFTS. They're fun!
No, its not true, though it is sad and scary that plenty unthinkingly nod along
@@jbartlettcoys The Western experiment is over my friend. Enjoy the decline and laugh at the nonsense of our contemporary world. It's the only way to stay sane.
funny*
This reminds me of that bus driver song
2:59 😂😂😂
Peak power Tim Dillon. The whole hour on the metaverse is pure comedy crypto-gold.
The best thing is that Joe didn`t get that it was a bit. Joe says he loves Tim`s podcast but if he did watch it he would know that Tim was joking as we did. On the next episode w Redban, Joe was seriously considering it LOL. That`s some Master Class Trolling from Tim.
The best part is Joe doesn`t read these comments so someone has to tell him.. lol
@@eltoro969 the thing that makes tim joking about something extra funny, is that what he's saying is 100% true... He's just saying it in a way that makes it sound as ridiculous as it really is. He is absolutely right about what he's saying, but it's fuckin ridiculous.
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@@eltoro969 "all good jokes contain true shit"
I won’t play it but i can’t wait to see when someone hacks the game and just spawns inside houses of these famous people and than just trolls them😂
Untill quantum computing is possible, i think hacking a blockchain is going to be abit of a challenge
not how it works on the blockchain
@@BranqonBoom Moore's law is outdated. Though people who think blockchain is invincible are in for a rude awakening at some point.
@@jacobkennedy1009 I thought ibm already had a quantum computer
@@jacobkennedy1009 what does the block chain have to do with it?
its just second life with crypto and NFTs...
Tim Dillon explaining digital assets is like Stephen A Smith explaining MMA.
This clip would make for a trippy cartoon lol
"Listen, the country is over, have a little fun!" Yup, he has a point right there.
Here come the triggered Americans
@TeenB boy don't comment til you've had your 5th shot and flash me that carbon passport. Put your mask back on and hit the road honey
@@trickflowfive0h with a comment like yours, of course you don't even understand what you're responding to
@James D I called him Honey at the end of it. In a serious response, I'd call him something other than Honey, Honey. So now you're the Honey. I hope you're at least half as pretty as TeenB. If you're not, you can just continue to kiss his ass and maybe you island boyz can make a friendship bracelet and double team me. I'd still take 2 if one is so-so. Merry Christmas
I agree Australia is as f'd as America....let's go brandon
" I'm going to start in another metaverse and work hard" is the greatest line of comedy ever
Timmy boy will love the metaverse. Will give him the brains, beauty and courage he always wishes he could had.
This sounds great! The more of these weirdos we can get into the metaverse the more room there is for the rest of us in the real world!
if most of these weirdos are the reason you're not enjoying your life then having them away isn't going to make it better for you dawg lol
OP you are talking smack about your great grandchildren dude.
There is also a huge portion of humanity who arent connected in to this bullshit. Its great.
@@seeare4959 funny thing is he worships a government and civilization that has destroyed most outside activities cx where did the fucking river go gramps ? what about the fucking water is so bad I can't drink it? why is there glass all over the ground ? what the fuck is there so many cars blocking my walking room and roads for them to drive on?
@@JoeOf91 nah. I can’t even go to the beach anymore because it’s always so crowded & if you’re not on the beach by as soon as the gates are open, you can’t get a spot. Or anywhere for the that fact. Never have and never will be into crowds. You’re probably from up north or west coast and use to it. I’m not.
Tim Dillon has officially given up fighting the good fight and he just wants to enjoy himself before its all over
he's taken the clownpill
@@Gyohdon there's a point we're you realize.... we can't save everyone and I'm putting my self under stress. So just start enjoying what's left of life.
@@salbtheghost7161 exactly, if something is out of your control completely. You'll only hate your life if you focus on it. At this point bringing awareness to issues or even governmental issues is pointless. ignorance is bliss. Enjoy the last few years of fun and dont stress!
Why waste your life stressing about a bunch of pleasure addicted, narcissistic, existential nihilists?
Tim Dillon is right, may as well just try and enjoy the end of the show. Humanity is walking itself off a cliff anyway. The only thing I regret more than trying to help the idiots on this rock is belonging to the same species as them.
@@Shane-hp2mv amen brother. Glad there's more like me. If you aren't awake by now, there's no hope for you. Ive wasted way too much time trying to convince anyone to see the truth. We're all fucked, but fuck it.
3:07 hahaha
With the full send hat 😂
Imagine a world where your actions are so extremely superficial to the point where any kind of authority could delete your life with the press of a button and you could do absolutely nothing in retaliation because you don’t understand the first thing past your user interface
This wasn't happening already?
this is a great punchy description of the ridiculousness of the concept.
I’m shadow banned in Twitter and IG- for no good reason and cant do shit about it🙄
With the corporate owned ones yeah they could, but with the decentralized ones like Decentraland and Sandbox everyone owns a share so there’s freedom.
@Xi Jinping could split a week in half, work irl for 1 day, work online the next, work irl, online the next, an just repeat.
Tim Dillon really is the perfect salesman.... I mean.... selling you the future you didn't even know you didn't want 👏 👏 👏
That was his job after all.
I love how he goes into this right after he says we need to pull of another big scam
The Metaverse reminds me so much of the movie the matrix, how Tim Dillion talks about living in a pod.
Hilarious how serious Tim takes it lol
" I'm gonna start in another Metaverse and work hard" 👌🏾😂😂🤣🤣
Tim Dillon 100% looks like a guy that would be better off in a virtual world
Lmfao and he knows it.
Yea he belongs there
The truth .. where a lot will try to be the 1 instead of the 0 as always . Eep
Lmfao 😂
😂😂
It’s the Full Send hat for me lol
This is the video I needed to push me into changing the world I have this idea that will make the planet better I didn't know if I was crazy thinking it but now I don't care if others think I'm crazy for trying, humanity is going to live in captivity if no one does something I might as well lose my mind to trying
Podcast with Tim best gift for christmas!
Dude yall can keep that Metaverse shit, I’m gonna make neighbors with a tree.
Teddy was right.
Tree is gonna be gone in a couple decades
Boys a belter let’s all upload to the internet! 😂😂🤣
0:26 Timmy tryna explain it knowing it doesn't make sense at all😂😂😂 wish him well
What Tim said is EXACTLY the predictive programming of what COULD happen, especially when it's not questioned or at least looked into
what could? you mean what will...
Deffinetely Will happen. Too much money in it and by celebrities and such getting in to it people will more likely fall for this shit. The future is a dystopia 100%. I’ll Give it 5-10 years and we are in real life cyberpunk, altered carbon type shit
It's already happening. I buy a basketball sim to play basketball on my PS5 and the damn virtual experience is trying to sell me virtual everything in a virtual multi-player world. From virtual clothes and footware to add visual fashion style and swager to virtual supplements to boost my physical skills and abilities. In a society already addicted to being persistently online thanks to mobile devices and social media it's not that far fetched to see the Metaverse become the future of the internet and society.
This shit is crazy predictive programming
@@nofood1 i mentioned could using it as a probability of happening.
You should have this guy on more, he cracks me up 😂
tim has his own weekly podcast give it a listen
Tims podcast is fantastic.. Its him just going off for hrs straight about everything.
Tim has been on JRE many times. This has to be his 10th time or something.
@@eltoro969 I think this is only his 2nd or 3rd time.
Tim has like 5-6 podcasts on jre. Go back and listen to them. You will die of laughter
Love how Tim uses the same inflection in his voice the second time around lol 0:16
I guess I'm going to have to download Spotify
3:20 is the best punchline delivery
Tim Dillon / Rogan pods never fail to be absolutely hysterical! PLEASE! Keep them comin'!
“you could start a Rogan land where no one has to take a vaccine” lollll
This was like 3 hours into the podcast. If this was a freestyle off the dome joke, Tim Dillon is on the way to Mt. GOATmore. Holy fuck, 10 days later and I keep coming back to belly laugh 😂
We're heading for what the movie Surrogates described.
Tim Dillon is brilliant. This is also Rogan at his best: just playing along and letting tim create.
Lol nice to know Joe's best is when he's sitting there aghast just sipping on a cigar.
@@ArvisTatom playing along is a skill. "Aghast" means filled with Horror or shock. Next time use more better words.
@@bobcougar77 you know what bro? what a guy you are. I swear don't shame the man for advancing is vocab. He got it wrong sure, but help your fellow man become vocab literate.
@@bobcougar77 "use more better words" lol
@@caressmycankles2372 Regardless of errors: What do you think was the point of his comment?
In the metaverse we all have girlfriends :)
my gf goes to a different metaverse
But still No money/ crypto . Or a real place to sleep
Now I'm in. Tell me more
No. You will have a virtual tamagochi girlfriend 😜 not a real one.
Until they are programmed with "real" emotion and then they get the rights lol
Checkout cornucopias metaverse on Cardano Joe. Also, wen Charles Hoskinson interview?
Tim Dillon's a Legend 🤣🤣
"I'm gonna start in another metaverse and work hard."
i'm rolling on the floor.
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You have some weird sense of humor you people idk how that's remotely comical.
Tim dillons timing is amazing
the ancient ruler is like...huh? "please expain more to me"....
Shit.. i couldnt help but laugh my ass off.. thanks gang.. i needed this..
Tim Dillon being back is a good Christmas present for me. Looking forward to the whole show.