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  • @Wes36Man
    @Wes36Man Před 3 lety +150

    Why does it shrink? It just does. Love how George delivers that line.

  • @magnuss3378
    @magnuss3378 Před 3 lety +44

    "Significant shrinkage" beautiful writing

  • @x_callisto_x
    @x_callisto_x Před 9 lety +371

    "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things". Love this show

    • @IanWeaver
      @IanWeaver Před 3 lety +14

      One of the best lines.

    • @jefferyparker5622
      @jefferyparker5622 Před rokem

      It's a struggle... ALWAYS a struggle....
      I can imagine George saying something like this. They don't know about the struggle Jerry, the shrinkage struggle...Not going swimming again Jerry, well at least not when there are females present.

    • @beastinthesky6774
      @beastinthesky6774 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Elaine enters this already funny scene and makes it absolutely hysterical. Such a brilliant cast on this show.

    • @HandleJack
      @HandleJack Před 7 měsíci

      beats the alternative.

    • @cremebrulee4759
      @cremebrulee4759 Před 3 měsíci +1

      One of my favorite lines. I think all women feel this way.

  • @mikes380
    @mikes380 Před rokem +12

    It shrinks? Like a frightened Turtle! Hysterical!!!😂😂😂

  • @gaycatlover3030
    @gaycatlover3030 Před 2 lety +70

    This is the only sitcom I can rewatch all the time and it never gets old!

  • @mosesbastian2209
    @mosesbastian2209 Před 5 lety +165

    Nowadays thanks to this show it most certainly is common knowledge

    • @Jarrod0306
      @Jarrod0306 Před 3 lety +25

      All part of Larry and Jerry's plan.

    • @JazzFlop212
      @JazzFlop212 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Jarrod0306 totally lmao

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide Před 10 měsíci +1

      Yes!!! 😂 And it's not the only thing that is now common knowledge thanks to this show!!!

  • @codestud3
    @codestud3 Před 8 lety +302

    Elaine blends in with the wallpaper .

    • @bl-rp
      @bl-rp Před 5 lety +4

      damn that's harsh

    • @devijim
      @devijim Před 3 lety +3

      Lmao she does!

    • @shaheedali1102
      @shaheedali1102 Před 3 lety +2

      I didn't even notice that lol

    • @MotoBuilds
      @MotoBuilds Před 3 lety +1

      I was just about to type this. Lol

    • @rcb3921
      @rcb3921 Před 3 lety +3

      What's wrong with you? The paper is blue. The dress is yellow. It's night and day!
      (best if read in Kramer's voice, i think)

  • @ibroabdi7846
    @ibroabdi7846 Před 8 lety +118

    It shrinks? Like frightened turtle. I don't know how you guys walk around with those things loooooool epic

  • @mehdialipour2566
    @mehdialipour2566 Před 4 lety +29

    Seinfeld writers deserve Noble prize in Literature

  • @MrWhite-pn7ui
    @MrWhite-pn7ui Před 8 lety +80

    1:03
    "Elaine, Elaine! Get!"

  • @amirmoradi2938
    @amirmoradi2938 Před 2 lety +9

    'Like when a man goes swimming....AAAFTERWWWORDZ!' EFFIN BRILLIANT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timholtzclaw8930
    @timholtzclaw8930 Před 3 lety +21

    Love that sad look on George's face 🤣

  • @Watchvide0
    @Watchvide0 Před 7 lety +75

    Classic Seinfeld.

  • @stevenwillie7667
    @stevenwillie7667 Před 3 lety +24

    This was one of the best episodes of the series

  • @TypOPositiv
    @TypOPositiv Před 8 dny

    Elaine: It shrinks?!
    Hahhahahahahha. Her expression is priceless! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Xaforn
    @Xaforn Před 4 lety +23

    I like Elaine’s dress, some of the styles like that are a classic.

  • @0megacron
    @0megacron Před 5 lety +390

    JERRY: Women aren't like US.
    GEORGE: They're worse! They're much worse! They talk about EVERYTHING!!!
    That is easily the funniest part, and 100% true, too.

    • @MrFrostien
      @MrFrostien Před 5 lety +11

      In todays hypersensitive mind set , that joke could be seen as "sexist"

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 Před 4 lety +10

      @@MrFrostien Us, who grew up with Seinfeld, we don't give a fuck about sexism and hypersensitive bullshit. Bunch of snowflakes.

    • @jennifergraham5088
      @jennifergraham5088 Před 4 lety +7

      It's true, we do talk about this.

    • @cleander97
      @cleander97 Před 4 lety +1

      Jennifer Graham I thought you would be more interested about the erection than shrinkage factor.

    • @marinasmith3763
      @marinasmith3763 Před 3 lety +3

      @@MrFrostien Who gives a fuck about the sensitive pussies of today? Not me.

  • @rallypoint1
    @rallypoint1 Před 5 lety +8

    GEORGE- “It just does”....LOL

  • @captainmikek8695
    @captainmikek8695 Před 4 lety +7

    What do you know about shrinkage...?
    You mean like laundry...?
    Like a frightened turtle...
    Classic.

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 Před 3 lety +37

    Elaine was actually pretty breathtaking in this episode.

  • @Bernacide
    @Bernacide Před 10 měsíci +4

    One of my absolute favorite Elaine lines EVER!!! 😂❤

    • @cremebrulee4759
      @cremebrulee4759 Před 3 měsíci

      Mine, too. After she said it, I realized that I had the same question. I think all women do.

  • @abhijitoka
    @abhijitoka Před 7 lety +116

    Elaine looks so beautiful in that dress.

    • @tubage07
      @tubage07 Před 4 lety +25

      Breathtaking.

    • @timsatterfield9752
      @timsatterfield9752 Před 3 lety +3

      especially when she realizes what they are talking about, and she makes that "oh, I get it" face.

    • @AT-yn9dm
      @AT-yn9dm Před 3 lety +3

      Elaine looks beautiful in every one of her outfits.

    • @thewolfdoctor761
      @thewolfdoctor761 Před 2 lety +2

      And her braided hair makes her look a little like an Indian princess.

  • @instrumentalist28
    @instrumentalist28 Před 4 lety +4

    And that's why ya don't change facing the door 😂

  • @RecordingAdventure
    @RecordingAdventure Před 10 měsíci +1

    "Like a frightened turtle" 😂

  • @leafyutube
    @leafyutube Před 9 lety +40

    Poor George. haha

    • @leroykevin
      @leroykevin Před 4 lety +4

      Poor George my ass, he walked in on Rachel first

  • @WestIndianAK
    @WestIndianAK Před 11 měsíci +2

    I have a fairly vivid memory of seeing this specific scene on TV as a kid 😆

  • @Mrkmotr
    @Mrkmotr Před 2 lety +5

    0:03 "It was my fault, I told her the wrong door."
    I smell lie.

  • @trevoratkins9965
    @trevoratkins9965 Před 10 měsíci +1

    It wasn't cold water, it was Bud Light George was bathing in.

  • @merrymerryjerry6736
    @merrymerryjerry6736 Před 6 lety +40

    Have any of you noticed that Elaine's dress is the same design as the wallpaper, only with red instead of blue?

  • @Dat-yi4iz
    @Dat-yi4iz Před 4 lety +5

    George such great character Larry David alter ego such brilliant acting

  • @TaylorMadejdm1975
    @TaylorMadejdm1975 Před 3 lety +3

    Like a frightened turtle lol 🐢

  • @fatherdamien69
    @fatherdamien69 Před rokem +2

    I've been watching all of the complete series on dvd. I just watched this episode last week. Very funny lol I've watched all of these episodes at least 5 times since I bought the dvd set 2 years ago. So funny

  • @OOUER
    @OOUER Před 7 lety +9

    Best scene in TV...

  • @enednas801
    @enednas801 Před 3 lety +2

    "significant shrinkage" xD

  • @Q-1424
    @Q-1424 Před 2 měsíci

    0:51 that's true ROSS AND CHANDLER ALSO MENTIONED THIS😂

  • @colonelattar337
    @colonelattar337 Před 4 lety +5

    Ther must have been a laugh track used in the background here, because this was so funny, you should have heard several screams in the audience.

  • @josephgaviota
    @josephgaviota Před 2 lety +1

    Such a great clip :-)

  • @bryanbokser0821
    @bryanbokser0821 Před 6 lety +36

    "It shrinks?"

  • @stpat7614
    @stpat7614 Před 4 lety +8

    Whether women know about shrinkage or not, they knew after this episode.

  • @TheLANC95
    @TheLANC95 Před 5 lety +4

    Neither do we, Elaine. Neither do we.

  • @ambalavanant
    @ambalavanant Před 3 lety +4

    I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. Hilarious
    Just look at the design of the wall and the similarity with Elaine's outfit

  • @boriken395pr
    @boriken395pr Před 3 lety

    1:26... "Like a frighten turtle!" Jeje

  • @KelvinMeeks
    @KelvinMeeks Před 2 měsíci

    "Like a frightened turtle"

  • @Gamingnstuff131
    @Gamingnstuff131 Před rokem

    "I'm so sorry!"
    😂

  • @Geoff69420
    @Geoff69420 Před 6 lety +11

    It's the opposite of thermal expansion.

    • @MRawash
      @MRawash Před 4 lety

      Actually, it's exactly like it, the ball sack expands in heat and contracts in cold.

    • @heathc148
      @heathc148 Před 3 lety

      @@MRawash lmao

  • @Zamolxes77
    @Zamolxes77 Před 4 lety +7

    George is right, women talk about everything, in fact I think he gets dumped later in the episode because of this.

  • @Steve76777
    @Steve76777 Před 11 měsíci

    George Shrinks, George Shrinks
    He's called

  • @mrbillyb1966
    @mrbillyb1966 Před 2 lety +1

    She probably thinks George was the baby.
    Shrinkage in all

  • @lillm5774
    @lillm5774 Před 2 lety

    Elaine!! 😅😅

  • @timholtzclaw8930
    @timholtzclaw8930 Před 3 lety

    It just does 😂

  • @superdavidss
    @superdavidss Před 4 lety

    like a frighten 🐢 😄😄

  • @evChDev
    @evChDev Před rokem

    Why does it shrink!?
    IT JUST DOES lmfaaaao

  • @wobedraggled
    @wobedraggled Před 5 měsíci

    Bass pro shops brought me here...

  • @lilwayne9748
    @lilwayne9748 Před 5 lety

    The thumbnail to this!!

  • @bluesuperman1
    @bluesuperman1 Před 3 lety

    It just doessss

  • @abhijitoka
    @abhijitoka Před 4 lety +5

    Just realized Elaine probably tried to walk differently ( manly ) at the end of the scene 1:40

  • @calvinmcbride8562
    @calvinmcbride8562 Před 8 měsíci

    Significant shrinkage, sometimes good, and other times not,

  • @alexquinonez8443
    @alexquinonez8443 Před 2 lety

    George ain't wrong. "Things" tend to shrink in water

  • @JW-do2wc
    @JW-do2wc Před 6 lety +11

    To any girl I must ask, did you or did you ever know about shrinkage?

    • @triplea3917
      @triplea3917 Před 6 lety +2

      Josh Waldorf no not really all I know is the basic things to know about the penis.😶

    • @KittyK.
      @KittyK. Před 3 lety +3

      I know laundry does

    • @katedavis3233
      @katedavis3233 Před 3 lety

      Mya Biggins yes, most know when it’s cold it’s smaller when it’s hard it bigger but that only cause I’m from the porn generation, anyone before is pretty clueles

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Před 6 měsíci

      Just from this lol, but to be fair I was watching seinfeld long before I would’ve found out any other way

  • @patrickminx6614
    @patrickminx6614 Před 5 měsíci

    I can't look at turtles the same way ever again.

  • @mikeweesner9698
    @mikeweesner9698 Před 6 měsíci

    So u feel u were shortchanged?? YES!!

  • @Tsumami__
    @Tsumami__ Před 6 lety +5

    Why *do* they shrink? And is it just a cold thing or does it just have to be water?

    • @HammyDan93
      @HammyDan93 Před 6 lety +11

      Anytime it's cold, it and the testicles retract and rise closer to the rest of our body to stay warm

    • @adamhealy5635
      @adamhealy5635 Před 5 lety +7

      The scrotum and the penis, anatomically and physiologically, retract to rejuvenate and equalize in body temperature.

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Před 6 měsíci +1

      And because it’s just spongy tissue blood being directed away from the less important areas makes it smaller

  • @virgilrw
    @virgilrw Před 3 lety

    #SHRINKAGE
    😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @che2587
    @che2587 Před 5 lety +1

    That was not me hhhhhhh

  • @steelstreet3765
    @steelstreet3765 Před 4 lety

    How old were they all in this episode?

  • @maddiedundore84
    @maddiedundore84 Před 7 lety +4

    What about when its warm?😏

    • @joeb5080
      @joeb5080 Před 7 lety +12

      No. Cold water (colder than body temperature) or intense aerobic exercise. Anything that makes blood rush out of your dick to the rest of your body. Also, if the air outside is super cold.

    • @a1ru958
      @a1ru958 Před 7 lety +2

      The Crazy One then it stays the same. there is no swelling if that's what you were thinking of

    • @jonstone5931
      @jonstone5931 Před 7 lety

      Haha this was a brilliant scene. They're very odd fellows

    • @rubenramosjr.5334
      @rubenramosjr.5334 Před 5 lety +1

      Sticks like velcro

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Před 6 měsíci

      Well the balls hang lower at least

  • @JoeyWheelerFuqs
    @JoeyWheelerFuqs Před 10 měsíci +1

    “Women aren’t like us” “They’re worse! They’re much worse!” Lmao

  • @piglet2548
    @piglet2548 Před 4 lety

    Paintings of vegetables on the wall .

  • @Q-1424
    @Q-1424 Před 2 měsíci

    EVEN THE PRODUCTION NETWORK DOESN'T MENTION SEASON OR EPISODE FOR F*** SAKE!

  • @tasinbaneir4231
    @tasinbaneir4231 Před 2 lety

    phew, I thought I was the only guy who worried about this

  • @thebeyer8321
    @thebeyer8321 Před 4 lety +1

    😂🤣😆 Generally, women know about GROWTH, not SHRINKAGE
    😂🤣😂🤣😂😆🤣😂😆🤣😂

  • @Karla-fk5uq
    @Karla-fk5uq Před rokem +1

    🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leroykevin
    @leroykevin Před 4 lety +1

    WHERE did Elaine get that dress, from her Grandmother?

  • @luigi2891
    @luigi2891 Před 5 lety

    How do women know about shrinkage? Lol

  • @jeffreyrichardson
    @jeffreyrichardson Před 5 lety

    bills cotton tee shirt
    laurie putting on the hurt
    doug buried in dirt

  • @joshuawaldorf9559
    @joshuawaldorf9559 Před 4 lety +1

    1:03 Not true. They know NOTHING.

  • @KTS_85
    @KTS_85 Před 6 měsíci +1

    What is the female equivalent of “shrinkage”? An anatomical trait that only women know amongst women that men don’t know about?

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Před 6 měsíci

      I don’t know if men know much about discharge, that’s the most I can think of right now lol

    • @KTS_85
      @KTS_85 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@ravenID429 it discharges? (Said in Elaine’s tone of voice)

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Před 6 měsíci

      @@KTS_85 🤣

  • @hikeskool
    @hikeskool Před 3 lety +1

    💦😎

  • @mrbillyb1966
    @mrbillyb1966 Před 10 měsíci

    " LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE "