SpaceX Retirement Home - The Dementianator

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Komentáře • 67

  • @Dr_Gnar
    @Dr_Gnar Před 9 měsíci +68

    "Don't just visit them. Give them the stars!" Utterly fantastic work.

  • @GiGA-BOB
    @GiGA-BOB Před 9 měsíci +64

    I just watched a video about launching old people into space and calling it a 'retirement home'. Peak entertainment right here

    • @06fz1000
      @06fz1000 Před 8 měsíci

      Especially hilarious that they're not even in spacecraft. They're just ripping through space in wheelchairs with their faces flying off saying...hello?

  • @cyberpunk3116
    @cyberpunk3116 Před 9 měsíci +80

    "WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S EXTENDED WARRANTY"

    • @user-ms8eh2yy2g
      @user-ms8eh2yy2g Před 7 měsíci +2

      Imagine being so scared you try to escape death.

  • @justsomeguy4260
    @justsomeguy4260 Před 9 měsíci +24

    this is probably the best way you can spend your final years, wandering through and admiring the beauty of cosmos

    • @Blake4625kHz
      @Blake4625kHz Před 9 měsíci +2

      Nope, rather die fighting and winning in actual combat 💥🫡

    • @justsomeguy4260
      @justsomeguy4260 Před 9 měsíci

      to each their own

    • @stemcellphone
      @stemcellphone Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Blake4625kHzsure, Blake. Sure.

  • @morgan1719
    @morgan1719 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Free from gravity, but still in their chairs. I think there's a life lesson in that.

  • @hmmm348
    @hmmm348 Před 9 měsíci +28

    This one was nice. I really liked the wholesome angle. My grandad was one of the earliest computer engineers in Australia and he was really into science. He'd be 93 now if he was still alive and he loved space.
    Unironically, he probably would have liked a service like this.

  • @disekjoumoer
    @disekjoumoer Před 9 měsíci +19

    The Dementianator means every second will be a new experience for them in their space wheelchairs and they can wander all over the neighbourhood.

  • @R.Merkhet
    @R.Merkhet Před 9 měsíci +7

    I imagine sitting with the young in's, " wave to Nana up there" and not mean Heaven.

  • @amandahugankiss4110
    @amandahugankiss4110 Před 9 měsíci +10

    The black lady in the shopping cart got me. :)

  • @forgingluck
    @forgingluck Před 9 měsíci +15

    I'll be ready for that about 2077. Perfect timing.

    • @Charles_Anthony
      @Charles_Anthony Před 9 měsíci +4

      I miss being young... I'll be in one by 2050...

  • @csvscs
    @csvscs Před 9 měsíci +5

    Noone needs a wheelchair in space

  • @hartwarg3051
    @hartwarg3051 Před 9 měsíci +4

    No oxygen, no air pressure, no problem

  • @thooke222
    @thooke222 Před 9 měsíci +5

    This is actually pretty sweet... and maintains respect for the elderly

  • @s.kreusler5081
    @s.kreusler5081 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Previous Turbodong videos: Utterly hilarious and inventive
    This Turbodong video: Strangely wholesome, but also slightly confusing

  • @siangmingalexlau8220
    @siangmingalexlau8220 Před 3 měsíci

    Literally taking your retirement lifestyle to new heights.

  • @nunyabusiness9013
    @nunyabusiness9013 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Mars colony retirement home. 🤣

  • @badbenito
    @badbenito Před 9 měsíci +4

    Sign me up for 2035

  • @Umberto2
    @Umberto2 Před 9 měsíci +4

    OMG no one is fat in this one!

  • @raspberryarizona
    @raspberryarizona Před 9 měsíci +2

    They appear to be a little too THIN

  • @stockstreamtwitch
    @stockstreamtwitch Před 9 měsíci +6

    You always pick such great tunes for these. 🔥

  • @jesseventura8984
    @jesseventura8984 Před 9 měsíci +1

    My family argues over who’s going into to visit and feed nanny. This would’ve solved everything

  • @Roboprogs
    @Roboprogs Před 9 měsíci

    I went up, and I can’t fall down!!!

  • @animalinterference9024
    @animalinterference9024 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Classic Grandpa

  • @xmiller7691
    @xmiller7691 Před 3 měsíci

    This has the same vibes as the white room scene near the end of "2001: A Space Odyssey".

  • @rbm8456
    @rbm8456 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Sign me up !

  • @andrewalt6060
    @andrewalt6060 Před 9 měsíci +3

    In space no one is horribly obese

  • @littleferrhis
    @littleferrhis Před 9 měsíci +4

    Starting with “imagine a world where age is just a number” is such a ballsy move.

  • @ericpug9154
    @ericpug9154 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Launch me now!

  • @ilovecheese6966
    @ilovecheese6966 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I love you turbodong2000

  • @mistercohaagen
    @mistercohaagen Před 9 měsíci +1

    The Dementianator should be a Terminator where everybody has dementia. T800 is lost driving a stolen Oldsmobile badly around town getting stuck in cul-de-sacs and dead ends, backing over people's mailboxes. Meanwhile back in the nursing home, Kyle is verbally abusing a Haitian nurse with borderline racism because they won't change his diaper until they finish Angry Birds. Sarah is working with a memory therapist and failing every question, occasionally mistaking them for Kyle and then struggles and falls out of her wheelchair insisting she's gotta cook dinner. Funny, but also just sad.

  • @Eleora1997Msia
    @Eleora1997Msia Před 5 měsíci

    now need of wearing spacesuit...mmmhhhh are the old folks ok up there ?

  • @RandomUsername81
    @RandomUsername81 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Yaaaasss

  • @rustydean772
    @rustydean772 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Results of Ryan smoking weed

  • @quantumac
    @quantumac Před 9 měsíci +1

    This already exists. It's a game called "Space Engine" and a VR headset, available on Steam. No need to kick old people off the planet just to give them the stars.

  • @BPJJohn
    @BPJJohn Před 9 měsíci +1

    We have reached Peak Internet right here.

  • @CrumpledPaperHearts
    @CrumpledPaperHearts Před 8 měsíci

    Literally Starfield.

  • @russellzauner
    @russellzauner Před 9 měsíci +1

    imagine a world where the universe doesn't exist back in a time before there was time

  • @ThunderbolttheFox
    @ThunderbolttheFox Před 9 měsíci

    Airlock the elderly

  • @thestealthyseth5912
    @thestealthyseth5912 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Did AI make the music too? Because that was fucking beautiful

  • @howardlargeman5673
    @howardlargeman5673 Před 7 měsíci

    Lmao, the cursed people who followed the devil and believed in it.

  • @AlCahomie
    @AlCahomie Před 5 měsíci

    This ai stuff is what gen alphas humor should be not a talking toilet

  • @SpartanONegative
    @SpartanONegative Před 9 měsíci

    Is that how we are going to do this😂

  • @armorfid
    @armorfid Před 9 měsíci

    Spcla and StacpiacX are truly innovators

  • @checksumff1248
    @checksumff1248 Před 9 měsíci +10

    That was awesome! You should do one about young men living in their parents basement.

  • @stevensmutko1408
    @stevensmutko1408 Před 9 měsíci

    I would totally take that retirement no regret.

  • @andrewhopkins3005
    @andrewhopkins3005 Před 9 měsíci

    Holy god I havent laughed this hard in a while

  • @ChiefExecutiveOrbiter
    @ChiefExecutiveOrbiter Před 9 měsíci +2

    😢

  • @youreinajohnnycab6064
    @youreinajohnnycab6064 Před 8 měsíci

    That "Where am I?" at the start...... def a Joe Biden sound bite. 100%.

  • @EmeraldView
    @EmeraldView Před 5 měsíci

    Elon Musk has done it again!

  • @powdered_bread
    @powdered_bread Před 9 měsíci

    I dont get it are they just getting dumped into space lol. You get 300,000 square feet all to yourself, theres just no oxygen.

  • @fiveironbrad
    @fiveironbrad Před 9 měsíci

    They're so skinny.. what happened??

  • @amanofnoreputation2164
    @amanofnoreputation2164 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The elderly people weren't morbidly obese by at least 500lbs -- unsubscribed!

  • @grant9301
    @grant9301 Před měsícem

    In space no one can hear your fart all the time..........

  • @paulborneo7535
    @paulborneo7535 Před 5 měsíci

    Hey I'm kinda old this isn't funny anymore.