Harlequins EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore
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If I could watch just one battle from 40k, it would be one with Harlequins
That would moisten me up for sure
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Hey major kill let me tell you a joke ... OMS xD
Harlequins vs Custodes would be nice :-D
Third.
I'd love to see a Solitaire vs Rock Lee at his prime.
Craftworld Eldar- literally dying out by the second
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RAID SHADOW LEGENDS in the grim dark future.
I find this stupid funny.
@@memesterjohnson1402 So basically Nord VPN is the webway equivalent.
Surfshark obviously XD
You too can protect your soul from being devoured by using Nord VPN
Harlequins are proving that even in grimdark endless war future 4Chan is still strong and kicking.
I the grimderpness of the far future there only WAR!!! ...
And 4chan.
Based
The whole 4Chan had less sex than 1 harlequin
based and warhammer-pilled
Harlequins are pretty much the eldar equivalent to grey knights. An elite unit that specializes in fighting chaos, and you have to leave your former self behind to become one.
My favourite is the harlequin mini car that drives around with a comedic number of harlequins crammed inside.
😂😂 every faction thinks they're hot shit until the comically small car pulls into battle.
*Entry of the Gladiators starts playing*
"You bring one Eldar to this battle? *One!?* You've lost your senses, Thaddeus."
"I know, I thought it was over-kill too."
love a bit of Balders.
The fact that any Solitaire you run into might actually be Cegorach is pretty spooky
Honestly it'd be pretty hard to tell.
Not only because each solitaire is already a walk meat grinder.
But I don't think people will be sane long enough to tell (them being a blank and all) what their looking at is a soulless knife-eared tree-f×ker
Or an ancient all powerful warp god that's about to pull the biggest whip and nae nae in history on your unfortunate ass.
Meanwhile CZcams: Hmmm, yes. Mortal Kombat gameplay.
Same here buddy.
yep because why the hell not...
Cause a Harleyquin will spam fuck you like a pro scorpion player XD
OOOOHHHHH, THAT'S WHY ITS HERE! THAT IS SO SMART!
I was going to ask, is it Johnny Cage: Ninja Mime, Shang Tsung's Fatality, or the inclusion of Joker?
"Saving humans from themselves by killing them when they try to mess with shit, they don't understand" someone give this man an award.
Undeniably more effective than the other ældars' method of spouting some vague warning, then running away decrying you a fool for not listening
Nailed it
@@beefyblom *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way].............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@beefyblom *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way].............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@beefyblom *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
“We need to surgically remove whatever is causing your unbridle coulrophobia” -The emperor
*Accidentally creates coulrophilia instead*
...Shit.
*BAZINGA* ...
I subbed to a 40k lore channel and now my wife thinks I'm gay.
When are you going to break the news that you are...
After she drops you off to school on the morning.
@@MrEnollx look she better have packed me a goddamn snack-pack or I’m going to lose my shit today
Boy you got $2 for the tuck shop get outta here.
@@MrEnollx make it 5$ and I won’t tell her about your frequent visits to the local bathhouse
I remember reading somewhere that some Harlequins have visited human worlds, performing dances to entertain the locals. Because they wear masks, they can pass for tall humans, so the Inquisition allows it. Fucking funny.
what about their ears?
@@zanir2387 They see it as part of the masks,I guess.
I read on the Wiki I think that the Harlequins are the only Xenos allowed to travel freely through Imperial space.
@@58jharrisyeah, cause it’s not worth the effort to try stop them.
Cegorach is an interesting character, as he is the ONLY remaining Eldar god. All the rest are either still unborn (Ynnead), shattered to fragments (Khaine), a prisoner of the Chaos Gods (Isha), or were slaughtered the day Slaanesh was born.
Imagine what must be going on through his head. He before was the most intelligent Eldar god, but spent his intelligence on mere playful mischief among the gods and their worshippers.
Imagine what happened in his mind the day most of the Eldar were devoured, and all his friends shattered, taken, or devoured as well.
Imagine that intelligence, one to rival or possibly even EXCEED that of Tzeench, turned from minor mischief towards the protection of what few Eldar remain, the destruction of their enemies, and the ruination of Slaanesh.
Think about that, and understand why Cegorach laughs.
He laughs because it's funny. He has spent millennia setting up this joke, the ultimate joke, on Slaanesh. His anticipation of the punchline of this, his final, greatest joke, is too much to hold in, and so he laughs because he can't.
The time of the punchline is nearly here.
Either that or he saw malice
I agree, lol Cegorach might see this as an opportunity, dunno if that would be him main intention, but he is basically the only free/living/intact Elder God , the gods the eldar worshppped were the biggest and the highest in the warp ! And Cegorach was also in this top !
Cegorach's joke:
.
.
.
Only in death does doody end.
.
.
.
I'll see myself out.
Sheogorath? Anyone? What came first, wh40k or elder scrolls?
Isha is interesting\
hope she gets freed
Also Sheogorath had a comedy stand up webway dual with Magnus the nerd
Which is still in hold
What mistake number were we on for Magnus?
It's spelled Cegorach
BAZINGA
Nah, he's on vacation in Pelagius' mind and the Dragonborn has to go get him with the Wabberjack
These guys are my pick for the "good guy" faction of the setting. They're the only ones that actually have a long term plan, have not totally screwed said plan up, and are not total assholes about it. Compare that to the others:
Chaos: took 13 tries to complete step 1 of their master plan, plus the gods literally represent everything bad about the setting.
The Imperium: a collective 10,000-year-long panic attack primarily focused on delaying the inevitable while also shooting themselves in the foot every other day.
The Orks: basically that kind of person who is so baked 24/7 that they give absolutely no fucks about anything. I wouldn't be surprised if they literally do not understand the concept of "the future."
The T'au: are going to be rendered extinct faster than Horus's fashion sense the moment another faction decides they're an actual threat.
The Dark Eldar: see the above about the Imperium.
And finally the Craftworlders, who actually did have a plan but managed to screw it up despite having millennia to prepare as well as the ability to see the future.
@Hidetaka Miyazaki In more ways than one. Many that actually still have self-awareness are about as grounded in reality as an above-average Ork, their general demeanor is much like that of the Imperium, and much like Chaos they seem to be struggling with the first couple steps of their plan.
@Hidetaka Miyazaki Yes, no, and all the rest of that is pretty interesting.
remember how one masque made Vect look like a god? granted, that was hilarious.
@Hidetaka Miyazaki I do think they do have a bit of a point, though really all of the leaders are absurdly intelligent, the only qualifying factor here is being above the mindless automatons in some way.
According to the Ghazghkull book, the orks don't have a word for 'future'. they call it the 'now-forever' and the past is called the 'eaten-now'. I suppose it proves the Orks really don't have a concept of time, but seeing how they actually like it in the 40k universe, why would they try and change it?
The difference between Harlequins and Dark Eldar is that the Harlies kill you BEFORE putting you in weird sex positions. Dark Eldar kill you BY putting you in weird sex positions! Gotta love the meme lords of 40k.
there's at least one part in the Kama Sutra where the sex position results in the death of the slave by her neck breaking
Eldar 1: "Hmm, I'm bored"
Eldar 2: "Ok hear me out, blood orgies"
Eldar 1: "I'm listening."
Harlequins are the epitomy of what aEldari represent:
extremely rare, extremely agile, extremely deadly, extremely sexy, extremely knowlegable
just...
X-TREME
Solitaires are an absolute menace.
In the Harlequin codex, you can have a variety of troops, and bikes, and snipers and seers; but the Codex makes it very clear that you are only allowed to have ONE Solitaire.
it's like the inverse ninja rule; the more they are, the less they matter; the less they are, the more they matter
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
............................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
@@CorvusCorone68 *JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
The reason why there are so few Harlequins is because they are so bloody hard to paint.
I thought it was because thy have not been updated since the days of metal miniatures.
I can’t paint checkerboards
Them fucking squares
That is if you insist on the checkers pattern. Otherwise, they are fairly simple.
@@davidgarcia-wb1yn that is if you wanna have'em look good and like Harlequins instead of just expensive shit...
They are artists. They are performance artists. They are hired by people to fulfil their fantasies. Their deep dark fantasies
Deep♂Dark♂Fantasy
Gachimuchi for life !
Jhin from Lol has a similar artistic outlook on his "job"
I feel like the laughing god and Tzeentch can go toe to toe when it comes to confusing the hell out of each other.
The difference is that tzeentch is all about changing things and making it intentionally confusing, cegorach would just do unpredictable pranks that might end up killing a few million people.
Bazinga
I play Harlequins, and I paint my Death Jesters in matte, corporate colors like Ronald McDonald with a "McShriker Cannon".
m e t a s l a v e /s
@@dermilchmann25 Just because someone plays a certain faction doesn't make them a Metaslave lol. Models are expensive, most people can just go out and buy the best army whenever the next spicy codex drops XD.
@@Watcher-in-the-Dark Sorry, forgot to add /s
The ronald troupe, truly terrifying buch of harlequins.
I'm a total newb to painting, but I've been creative. I've been making little balloons, whips, handcuffs, spray graffiti, mirrors, tiny Xmas present looking boxes, little flags sticking out from the guns that say "BANG!" like a Wylie Coyote cartoon, and obituaries from the newspaper paper macheted as my harly's flags and vehicle wrap, etc. They also have tied many of the normal eldar troops' legs together, spraypainted obscenities on their armor as a joke, etc.
I'm not clear on whether or not the slightly overblown aesthetic disqualifies the models from ever being used in a game, but I don't really care. They're sexy lil' ladies and it's gonna be a good story when people ask "what craftworld logo is that supposed to be, on those guardians there?" and I'm all "Naw, that's a dick."
Amazingly, this seems to almost work in the lore.
"In recent times many Eldar are feeling the call of the laughing god"
I mean... Have you seen the white dwarf update? Those rules are great on the tabletop
Last time I was that early, Aeldari got Phoenix Lords models
Oof
I can hear the laughing god while watching this video saying "B A Z Z I N G A"
you should get that checked out
@@TheNarwhal85 I think so cause even after the video I can still hear it. H e l p
I believe that the "bazinga" voice belongs to the deciever, judging on how annoyed/unsettled cegorach gets when it appears
@@deni140492deni I think that might be true. I don't know yet because I'm quite new to warhammer so I'm still learning.
B A Z I N G A
Last time I was that early, The Big E was less Handsome than a Custodian Majorkill.
So u are 10k years late?....
Joker of warhemmer: we live in a weab way
@@chosenofkhorne2951
Commander Farsight: You rang? 😏
@@alketsadedinaj3011 more like 28000 years earlier
@@captainvalourous6668 Joker of warhemmer: you may believe in the grater good but in the end the jokes are on you because i am the greater good my sweet child
Funfact #1: Harlequins are one of the oldest 40k factions. They are here since 1E Rogue Trader, they were first introduced in 1988 in a big box set. They basically predate a ton of armies. They predate Dark Eldar, Sisters of Battle, Imperial Guard (since they were first introduced in 1989 as the Imperial Army), Tau, Necrons etc. They received army support in 2E too, then 3E saw an experimental Harlequins Codex that could be found on the GW website, and then they received further rules and an army list in a White Dwarf article, such as mimes and Harlequin wraithlords, then 3E was left unfinished (where's my promised 3E Codex: Alienhunters, GW!) and Harlequins were relegated to a CW Eldar subfaction in 4E, which was a bummer for us Harlies, but we also got brand new updated resin Harlie models, so, welp, not that bad I guess, still a win. Harlies were reintroduced in 7E just like the Genestealer Cults, and they ended up as a proper playable army again in 8E.
Funfact #2: Venoms were originally Harlequin vehicles.
Funfact #3: Rogue Trader Harlequins had a looted Land Raider, they also had looting rules, so you could loot almost any vehicle. You could field Looted Harlequin Predators for example :)
Thanks for the Ridge code... but let’s be honest nothing drops panties quicker than the sound of the ripping of a billabong Velcro wallet
Harlequins are calesthenics buff people that got bored winning American Ninja Warrior series over and over again.
"That won't happen in real life because you watch Warhammer lore videos in your spare time."
If you can't laugh at yourself, then there's nothing worth laughing at.
"THE CLOWN!" 😫
-Wammudes
Can we appreciate how the meme God has some of the biggest badass in the system
I actually never liked Harlequins until this video.
I always thought they were stupid but you got me sold on the murder clowns. It's an army of Its
And only in 40k would the murder clowns be the wise ones in the galaxy
Couple of points on Harlequins from when they first appeared. They were the 40k version of warhammer Fantasy "wardancers" and still bear a striking resemblance to Wych cults in the whole "performance of pain" thing. Oldhammer Harlequins wore facemasks that projected images of you or your friends/comrades/loved ones dying... as they murdered you. The Chonky gemmed belts were supposedly suspensor belts that allowed the crazy flippity flops they do so love. Seen on the back of one of the pics are a couple of tubes - these are 'Creidann' grenade launchers that lob hallucinogenic nades all over the shop so you'll be tripping when you get filleted. One last point - the tube-like weapon on the Harlies' arm is "the harlequin's kiss". When punched into your tits, this little beauty reels out monofilament into your body that then rotates, liquifying your innards - bone and all. Soupy.
Majorkill "we only answer the real questions on this channel such as if space marines are autistic or castrated".
Could Majorkill beat a harlequin in a dance off? Now that's a real question.
Bold words for someone within... DANCING DISTANCE
I'd wager the Dark Eldar are having a blast, too. Sure, they've got Slaanesh constantly draining their souls, but the solution to that problem is what Dark Eldar like to do anyways.
So basically the harlequins are channers?, hell they even live in a information nexus
Last time I was this early Yarrick wasn’t immortal.
What. Yarrick is immortal???
Yeah what?
@@hayte4650 da ork boyz think yarik greates warboss can't die. ork waaaagh keep him alive
So you was mever this earlier?
@@TheNarwhal85 Absolutely this. And also Ghazghul sees Yarrick as one of the greatest adversaries the Orks can have and really _git a gud foight outta da boyz so 'e don't want 'iz WAAAGH! to go soft on 'im, so 'e keeps from krumping 'ole One Eyed Yarrick and tells da boyz Yarrick's real scary (cuz 'e iz) and ded 'ard so deyz keep foight'n 'arder to match 'im. Da Prophet 'iz brutally cunnin' loik dat._
...Whoops my purple paint err I mean makeup started coming off. How embarrassing. But yeah, Ghazghul using Yarrick as a good adversary to fight (and no we don't talk about the generic space furry marine GW tries to rival-ship him with)
Edit: fixed _"dat" not "day" gud gramma iz_ *ahem* important after all.
The last time somebody played Harlequins, I was never here.
I fight a Harlequins player pretty frequently. I always lose fyi.
The Harlequins are a tough faction to put into table top. Their battle style is basically all about insane 30d chess games were they pop in at the last moment and wreck your shit. The only way to probably do them justice is to have your opponent eat a shit load of mushrooms right before playing.
@@jacksonmacpherson6101 I did that in TTS, I can confirm my Shadowseer used that mirror mind roll-off-forever-until-your-opponent-beats-your-roll move and killed his CMD first engagement, probably 6 or 7 in a row on some big bitch space marine I would never have charged if I was sober. This was kill team, if I recall.
I've never seen that dude complain so much about anything in the 20 years I've known him. And I've never been so lucky on the dice.
Harlies are weird like that.
So yes, kids, take drugs if you play harlies. I recommend taking yours the moment you decide on point totals and right before you start building lists. Do that little bit of tedium while straight and then let the laughing god take over.
@@davemccombs I'd recommend taking LSD, Peyote, DMT, Ayahuasca or shrooms for full affect.
I had a deja vu during the Ridge sponsorship part of the video
Me too
I know he used it before, I just don't know what video it was in
Only a Clown can deliver organized chaos. Simply put, humor is best at random, but timing is everything.The Laughing God has destiny...and the nastiest idea a sentient being came up with since the one that suggested Nurgle.
Everytime I think "hey it would be cool if majorkill did a video on this faction", the video has just come out.
Hands down the best Warhammer channel
Harlequins are probably one of my favorite armies. I loved this video and I do hope you make one explaining the various masques. Your videos have been one of the few things helping me get through the pandemic, and I couldn’t be more thankful for what you do for the 40K community
They are the reason why the Custodes should git gud to avoid getting killed by them.
0:39 Now that's a professional ad transition if I've ever seen one
+1 for doing a "Harlequins Masques" video the Majorkill way
czcams.com/video/FQRW0RM4V0k/video.html
Ah yes the space elven murder clowns, my favourite 40k faction. If only they had more models
I disagree with the Eldar being wise, hubris seem to dominate their entire race; no other race is as cocky and they allow it to blind them absolutely.
Every race in warhammer is cocky and just look at the imperium
“Everyone’s a critic.”
-Cegorach about the World Eaters
World Eaters who said his harlequins tasted of slapstick and stolen jokes.
So really, they had it coming.
So these guys are the embodiment of quality over quantity
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JESUS,PLEASE HELP ME ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS,AMEN.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE CINTAMANI STONE,ZORAN LAZAREVIC.-THE FANDOM APP WIKI SEARCH................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I took it small and slow.I got a,brand-new start with a revised target of,only 5,000 steps a day.I kept on to that,target for 66 days................................................................................................................................................................................*
*Then,I upped it to 6,000 steps a day.I kept,on to that level for over 100 days.Currently,I am walking 7000 steps a day.I will eventually reach 10,000 steps a day,in 6 months.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*JAEDEN ABNER D'SA PEREIRA........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE PAINLESS METHOD,TO WALK 10,000 STEPS A DAY BY THE CA CLUB[CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS].--GOOGLE SEARCH.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE HELSREACH VIDEO BY THE ROSTAM 40K CHANNEL ON CZcams..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"That which is unknown and unseen,commands the greatest fear."-Motto of the Culexus Temple...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*THE DETERMINATOR BY TV TROPES................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER GIVE UP FOR,ANYTHING ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-INFINITELY ULTRA-INFINITE ULTRA-INFINITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-ETERNALLY ULTRA-ETERNAL ULTRA-ETERNITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-PERPETUALLY ULTRA-PERPETUAL ULTRA-PERPETUITIES OF ALL THE ULTRA-DEATHLESSLY ULTRA-DEATHLESS ULTRA-AGELESSLY ULTRA-AGELESS ULTRA-BOUNDLESSLY ULTRA-BOUNDLESS ULTRA-TIMELESSY ULTRA-TIMELESS ULTRA-OMNIPOTENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPOTENT ULTRA-OMNISCIENTLY ULTRA-OMNISCIENT ULTRA-OMNIPRESENTLY ULTRA-OMNIPRESENT ULTRA-OMNIPSIONICALLY ULTRA-OMNIPSIONIC ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLY ULTRA-IRREVERSIBLE ULTRA-INERASBLY ULTRA-INERABSABLE ULTRA-IRREPLICABLY ULTRA-IRREPLICABLE ULTRA-UNENDINGLY ULTRA-UNENDING ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLY ULTRA-INCORRUPTIBLE ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-IRREDEEMABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLY ULTRA-INSUFFERABLE ULTRA-SELF SUSTAININGLY ULTRA-SELF-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTAINED-ULTRA-SELF-SUSTENANCE OF BY ITSELF OF AND FOR ALL THE ULTRA-VERSALLY ULTRA-FOREVERS AND ULTRA-ALWAYS OF ULTRA-YEARS......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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*NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE FOR ANYTHING;NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.EVER.GIVE.UP..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO REMORSE,NO PITY,NO MERCY........................................................................................................................
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*THE LORD OF THE RINGS:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING THE BEGINNING SCENE,THE ORCS MARCH ON MINAS TIRITH,GLADIATOR [2000] MOVIE:THE BEGINNING BATTLE SCENE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*NO PITY,NO FEAR,NO REMORSE...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
*"I have dug my grave in this place and I,will either triumph or I will die!"-Reclusiarch Grimaldus,Hero of Helsreach[he,triumphed,by the way]......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................*
There´s a "society" joke somewhere in here, but im too lazy to think about it.
The "society" joke is the Eldar.
Call me heretical but You got to give this guy's respect for one shoting our Golden Caretakers
*NOT CANON*
Actualy i think the autor of that said it's a mistake. But what do i know
@@bloodangel19 Yes he thought Custodes were some kind of guardsmen.
Not sure if it's true or not but I heard somewhere that the eldar actually repair the golden throne cause they are scared of the dark gods
Wtf bro, that looks EXACTLY LIKE MY WALLET. Even the driver's license is in the same place
I didn't even know these type of eldar exist, they look so good and i don't even like multi-color patterns but they definitely can pull it off
Ah, Big Mood **Relating HA's**
12:18 what are Bible eldar models like?
Like a bunch of Presbyterians going to a pot luck. Armed with Jello and casseroles. Mid teir suits and sensible shoes.
As much as I love your other videos, these lore ones are my personal favourite. Just the perfect blend of humour and KNOWLEDGE. Keep up the good work
I have to admit harlequins were the only redeeming feature of the Eldar as far as I was concerned.
You're laughing! Slaanesh has consumed the Aeldari empire and you're laughing!
I've just listened to the Heirs of The Laughing God books... these fools are badass and I'm thoroughly impressed with these couple of audio-dramas. Like whoa
Would have been great to have a story of Sigismund vs a Harliquin since he stands above all astartes during his time.
I agree, lol Cegorach might see this as an opportunity, dunno if that would be him main intention, but he is basically the only free/living/intact Elder God , the gods the eldar worshppped were the biggest and the highest in the warp ! And Cegorach was also in this top !
I hoping for part 2! They are the only race I know least amount. So interesting.
Thank you for doing the Harlequins. While I at least had some basic knowledge on each other faction in 40k, I didn't know jack about the Harlequins besides them being Eldar clowns and following a "Laughing God".
Harlequiens are definitely my favorite Eldar faction and one of my favorite in 40K
That is actually the most in depth and descriptive video of the Harlequins on CZcams. Good shit Majorkill!
that last video needs to go more viral
its been out for like 11 minutes chill dude
" All according to plan" should be the tagline of this game.
Who the Fuck is Running 40k ?
Sosuke Aizen sitting in Throne.👨🏫
Thanks for talking about the different ranks and types of Harlequins. I didn't even know about Troop masters
The Death Jesters are just doing what most people did when they discovered the grab button in Fallout or TES games.
Yes to another video please! The Harlequins were my first army and I love hearing more about them. They are also fun as shit to play and smash Space Marine face with.
Majorkill videos just radiate good vibes
I love Cegorach because he just lives and breathes to piss off everyone else and that is something I have to respect. It takes a special kind of mad genius to piss off Slaanesh and get out of it unscathed every single time.
the Eldar have never really interested me but the Harlequins are definitely a faction i can get behind & route for
The Master of Memes and Skyrim.
Fianlly my favorite faction get's another video of the few already in existance explaining their lore.
Man I'm a big fan of your videos, but it cracks me up everytime cause you cannot get any name right :'D Anyways, keep up the good job!
Finally, I find Solitaires so damn fascinating. Thanks mate!
Nice video Majorkill, we definately need a follow up for the harlequins. I really liked them when i played elder ages ago.
8:17: "Fighting a troop of Harlequins, is like fighting a meth'd-up bodybuilder, weilding two double-ended dildoes - you're just gonna get fucked"
Never have I heard such a discription in my life but god damn dude, you made me laugh so hard, the neighbours dog started barking
"a hot chick aproaches you"
*inmmediately blunder and spill all the spagetthi*
I want like a musical where the harlequins sing about the eldars past and you get to see some eldar hildrens reactions and everyone is really scared when the solitare just says "IT IS I SLANNESH"
They may be good at dancing but they can’t outdance the ultramarines!
Are you a Butter milk Bob?
He roasts his audience. This this is why I love majorkill videos.
No one can beat Ricky and GW got the idea for Grim Dark watching him eat a slice of pizza
I can watch your videos all day.
Keep up the good work.
when you are super early and cant come up with something funny/witty to say
RAID SHADIW LEGENDS
You've failed the harlequin entrance exam
Nice this Video came out on my Birthday ... BEST GIFT EVER
I Love Ridge Wallet! Bought one last week, and it's amazing.
Best friends with the mighty Meme Marines! 🤣
I never thought eldar were cool until majorkill came into my life!
According to the Eldar, there are four ways of coping with destruction:
Cling to the old ways as best as you can
Dive headfirst into the madness and try to feed it so it doesn't consume you
live in the woods and eschew all forms of luxury
become a fucking clown
Im reminded of the quote on darkest dungeon when you recruit a jester ''He will be laughing still...at the end''
Awwww yeeeaaah BIG TIDDY ELDAR GIRLFRIENDS!!!
Even better big tiddy Eldar CLOWN girlfriends. Whoop whoop! Wait I’m not the only one who’s turned on by clowns, right?
@@adventuringwolf8517 If it's a shadowseer, then I'm down.
@@adventuringwolf8517 clowns are good
@@adventuringwolf8517 whoop whoop juggalo in the mufuckin house
It has been a long time (I started playing harlequins with their original box set), but I'm pretty sure the Harlequins existed before the fall. Just not as warrior troubadours. They were followers of Cegorach who did plays based off Eldar lore.
The many feats of the Harlequins, especially in their theatrical performances, would make Cirque Du Soleil look like absolute chumps.
Would Mark Hamill make for a perfect candidate to be the voice of Cegorach himself, I wonder...
Love how MK absolutely demolishes his fans, and at the end of an ad-read no less
Do a videon the Diggas and Muties and Angelis as a whole. It was a fun read on the wiki.
I'm kinda just getting into WH40k (or the lore at least) and the harlequins are quickly becoming one of my favourite factions.
So they've been known to work with other factions because the end all be-all is stopping chaos more specifically Slanny. Do they rescue any factions? Do they inherently wish to have more allies in this eventual final battle or are they ostensibly there just to deny chaos more resources?