“Come home with me tonight and I can show you a whole new world” Brain: oh shit Me: hehehe Brain: don’t do it! Me: imma do it Brain:please don’t- Me: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOORLD A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW!!
K: let me turn you... Me: yes. K: tonight. Me: I already said yes. K: are you sure? Because once you agree there's no going back. Me: *channels my inner Fry* shut up and take my humanity!
I’m in art class RN but fxck that this is WAY more important Edit- “What do you know about monsters?” Me, after reading about mythological creatures, urban legends, and cryptids for years- BOY SIT THE FXCK DOWN THIS GONNA TAKE A WHILE
No one to tell us no or where to go or say we're only dreaming...a wholllle new world...unbelievable siiiiights Indescribable feeelingssss...you know what imma just stop cuz im doing musical theater for aladin this year so im going to stop😂😂
🎶A whole new world _Every turn a surprise_ With new horizons to pursue _Every moment red letter_ I'll chase them anywhere There's time to spare Let me share this whole new world with you♥️🎶
Ok so I can ask questions all right Does the sun burn you? Can you have kids? Do you have any family that are alive? Would you marry me human or a vampire? Do you have friends that are also supernatural? Does garlic,iron, stakes, and vervain hurt you? How does turning happen? Does it hurt? Am I asking to many questions?
"You don't know what monsters are hiding out there." What about a monster hidng behind your own boyfriend? Also like; "Tell me sweety, what do you know about vampires?" So serious 😂
Boyfriend : * actually vampire Also boyfriend : dont want girlfriend to freak out . What do you think how i gonna react boyfriend ? Breakdance after the confession ? :'3 My heart actually cant calm down while listening to this . Another nice one Good job K ♡
Darling. Me: Boy,don't! Mmm,i can't resist you and your need's of attention toward's us all. Edit: Omg,i just adore and love vampire's so much! They are just so attractive,handsome,and sexy to me. I hope you make a part two because i enjoyed/loved this!😍
9:19 ish “what else do you want to know” Is Dracula as gay as the book discribes?! Cause that boy is bareminimum bisexual, but I’m like 99% sure he’s just non-straight up gay.
You just filled the void in my heart. I’m so glad I clicked, I am an avid and die hard fans of vampires (not because of Twilight, no) and this served just my cup of tea
Your scripts are AMAZING! LITERALLY it looks like something taken out of a fantasy movie... not only you're incredibly talented at voice acting... BUT YOUR SCRIPTS! WOW. What inspired you to write this? By the way excuse my English, I might've made some mistakes here and there but I'm Italian 😁
Him: so what do you know about monsters? Me: *deep breath. Puts on spectacles and takes out laser pointer. Pulls out a 500 PowerPoint with all my knowledge of various mythologies.* Lets start with the Mayans.
K, this is honestly sweet. I wasn’t actually looking forward for a Halloween audio from you, but heyyyy I find this really sweet. This is so cute, and all the sweetness. Especially with that deep voice. Thank you so much, K for this. For everything, I really appreciate you. Stay awesome & healthy. ❌⭕️❌⭕️
I remember when your channel first started! (I'm back, just subscribed once again after forgetting a plethora of times) Doing confession roleplays and Q&A's a lot. It's awesome seeing you grow so much since you started! It's even more of a pleasure to be a long time fan! It's almost been a year, just a couple months to go. Happy Halloween! 🎃🌙
This audio has to be one of my favourites, I love the background noises, the simplicity of the conversation paired with the fantasy world. And I especially love how I can almost hear a slight lisp, making me think of someone speaking with sharp fangs. It ties it all together. Now onto part 2 😉
7:52 "I'm not looking at you like anything" In reality: "I'm looking at you like that because you being looking like a whole snacc" My mind: "Girl Nah, I'm the whole damn meal"
He: ...So you are on the menu tonight ~ *My mind again* : 🎶'Cause I'm all that you want, boy All that you can have, boy Got me spread like a buffet Bon appétit, baby🎶
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K: Let me turn you... tonight.
Me: Like... turn me on or turn me into a vampire? Either way sIGN ME UP
🍯same
Yup
Omg same😂😂😂
*inserts Freddie Mercury meme*
sofft marshmallow HA
“ i’m actually about 537 years old “
i KNEW i liked older men
😂😂💀
Same 👁👄👁
My family is asleep and you literally made me laugh out loud omg 😂😂😂
*Daddy issues has entered the chat*
Same here😶
"I'm not gonna eat you, well.. nevermind" am I the only one with a dirty mind?
No, you're totally not alone 😂😂
Abby def not
No 😂🤭
nope. not at all
I THOUGHT THE SAME 😂😭
"im not gonna eat you, well never mind"
ok so ur definitely not vegan-
He's a fun vampire for sure
DarkArkham2 a pleasure freak maybe?
Its 666 likes and i'm gonna ruin it
piroxel why would you do that😭
I only gonna say on word: BRANDON
"You're in love with a vampire"
Me: Dang it, not again!
Lindsey Sparks me after vampire diaries
Same tho
said bella swan in new moon
me after vampire knight 😈🍠😜❤😘🥰😍😍😻🏃♂️🏌🏽♂️
Wow it says he is 537 years old and the likes are 537
“Where do u think I go on sundays?”
tO ChUrCH-
Hallelujah! Can i get a Amen 🙏?
@@rawr2817 Amen😇🧡
@@rawr2817 rAMEN
@@rawr2817 RAW MEN
XD
Next on boyfriend audio: falling in love with a pumpkin
I- honestly- i wouldnt mind that💀
Lmao
DUDEE
i am-
okay i agree i want iT
*chokes on early halloween candy*
“So, what do you know about vampires?”
Me:
*Lists everything I’ve ever learnt from watching all seasons of the Vampire Diaries*
i love that series
ella martin
thE mOre you knOww 💫🌈
Simon Cowell and twilight
Ayye I love that show☺️
*hElLo bRoThEr*
"NO PLEASE DONT RUN AWAY"
*me sitting on my desk*
😔 "okay"
I dOn'T rUn, i RoLl
@@AlphanaII517 I dive ✌🏻😙
“Come home with me tonight and I can show you a whole new world”
Brain: oh shit
Me: hehehe
Brain: don’t do it!
Me: imma do it
Brain:please don’t-
Me: A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOORLD A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW!!
low key watched Aladan like 3 hours ago
amy earnshaw
Lol
This right here is a Mood
K Call
😂😂
IM LIKE A SHOOTING STAR!! IVE COME SO FAR!! I CANT GO BACK TO WHERE I USED TO BE!!!
"your heartbeat is racing... I can hear it... I can smell it..." ...................yOu CaN sMeLl My HeArTbEaT?????
Fenny rinkafuritaku I think he means your nervousness 😂🤣
HEARTBEAT SMELLER
CaN y oU hEaR m Y hEaRt beAt
TiRed Of fElLinG nEvEr eNoUgh
Im sorry yuri on ice just struck
Uuhhmm NANI!!!
im laugh so hard i can barely breathe
“i’m about 537 years old”
*Falls off chair*
Me: looking good, ya old dusty man
I relate lmao
Legit my OCs are older then an average vampire age one of them is one thausand years old and they are a teen lolz
Parker Forbush *FBI knocks on door* Me: - AHH!! -runs-
Lmao🤣 falling of chair
The 'Edward' that everyone needs
Agreed💯
*cough* team Jacob *cough*
@@lapislazuli1669 how dare you :(
-Maybe you're right Jacob's cool as well-
Edward?
Why does it have to be an Edward? Why not an Alexander?
K: let me turn you...
Me: yes.
K: tonight.
Me: I already said yes.
K: are you sure? Because once you agree there's no going back.
Me: *channels my inner Fry* shut up and take my humanity!
TaesWolfie lemme know what it's no longer 69 likes so I can like it
@@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722 I didn't even know it was this high XD
@@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722 no longer 69 likes😂
*SHADDUP AND TAKE MY MONEY*
Lol
I guess that makes me an actual snack. 🤷♀️
No it makes you a whole damn meal
Dreamy Elf girl yas we are all his snack literally
This should totally be a series with that ex girlfriend showing up out of nowhere idk but this is too good not to be a series 🤷🏻♀️
YESSS
Right periodt 😍
YESS WE NEED A SERIESSS
YES YES YES
I NEED IT
“No I’m not gonna eat you.”
*pauses*
“Well uh... never mind...”
Ohonhonhonhonhonhon
#Mood
😂
French Laugh Effect: *ohHOHohOHO*
*eyebrow wiggle*
@@eatmyshmeat oh god😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: *sees notification *
**instantly presses it**
Best. Decision. Ever.
k: if u make anymore bad vampire jokes
Me:....okay okay........... MOSQUITO!....OKAY I SWEAR THATS MY LAST ONE....maybe
Ÿumi Çhan I love this
I like it so it would be 70 🙂
touta Ghaeal OMG THANK U 😭
@@sleepyyybug5228 I got u fam!
Niccccccceeeeee
K: I’m a vampire
Me: *Grabs his shoulders* MAKE ME IMMORTAL!!!!!
Foxy B I-
Have fun watching everyone you know and love die!
@@strawberrybanana9405 I'll just turn everyone I know-
@@kitti5647 Dang you gonna curse everyone like that and you would be and you would be forced to be with those people forever I would go INSANE
I SHALL BE…
IMMORTAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!
Plot twist : she is a werewolf
Plot Twist twist: she's just a furry
For real tho😂😂😂
Still a better love story than twilight
@@Kay-wp8xf I definitely laughed too loud. At this comment 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
"Nothing ever struck you as weird?"
Dude you vastly underestimate how oblivious I can be.
Like, in school my ass was paying attention to everything and anything but the person I should be giving my attention to
Like, Harry Potter oblivious or... worse?
Who else prefers being called darling over “babe” and “baby”?
I totally agree with you .
Jup, darling all the way
Meeee! I actually prefer "love" over anything but yeah
Literally anything I will never be called is fine with me
@@thetreaccount4830 lmao bestie true
is it just me or do you want supernaturals to be real..not saying they aren’t but..
Omg yess✋
Why did I feel this comment instead of agree with this comment??🤔😬
Literally I want supernaturals to be true, maybe they are tho🤷🏽♀️
IKR
HELL YES
i’ll just say it all for us:🤰🏻🤰🏼🤰🏽🤰🏾🤰🏿
chuu 😌😌😌
I fucking love Billie Eilish 😌💨
PERIODT
This video immediately made me 4 months
Yes i am
Vampire Mr K: "But that's another story."
Me: "For, uh, for Patreon, right? Right?"
Hah!
I hope not cause this bitch broke
👀👀👀
YESSSSSS PLEEEEAAASSSEEEEEEE
@@asrieldreemurr2897 same
16:54
The hAiR, the bOD, when you’re stArinG at a dEmbigOd
Simon Cowell what can I say except your welcome
Simon Cowell I-
i just saw your video and Kookie on the cover- hshdhd
I canttttt
Dembigod got me 💀
He: „I still love sushi!”
Me: „Oh please marry me!”
-Alcora- do you have a German keyboard 🇩🇪
@@crabbynavra8315 no, why?
Omg same XD
I’m in art class RN but fxck that this is WAY more important
Edit-
“What do you know about monsters?”
Me, after reading about mythological creatures, urban legends, and cryptids for years- BOY SIT THE FXCK DOWN THIS GONNA TAKE A WHILE
Midnight Moon if that ain’t me lol
Where do you get the book, I NEED IT.
HolyANiMe Satan it’s called the Internet, specifically reddit
I've seen too many CZcams cryptid, scp, and "real life encounter" videos to know exactly what you're going on about.
Me*see the title*
Also me*screem like a crazy in my room*
Calico cat Army's I feel the same way too!
@@niconiconii23skidicarusxss94 I'm not alone 😆😂 yeah
Also me: scream*
Scream jk im sorry
He: I will show you a whole new world...
~ *My mind* 🎶A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view🎶
Thais macedo A whole new world a whole new place I never knew
No one to tell us no or where to go or say we're only dreaming...a wholllle new world...unbelievable siiiiights Indescribable feeelingssss...you know what imma just stop cuz im doing musical theater for aladin this year so im going to stop😂😂
A hundred thousand things to see, I'm like a shooting star
I've come soo far I can't go back to where I used to beeee. ✨
🎶A whole new world
_Every turn a surprise_
With new horizons to pursue
_Every moment red letter_
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you♥️🎶
Okay but we did that tho
Not gonna lie I like this more sadistic side of him
"I... am... a vampire."
and I oop-
*Him: you make me feel*
*Me: sPeAcial*
chuu it’s definitely from a song!😭
Do I smell a once?🥺
K : Please say yes
Me: No...
K: Are you sure?
Me: Damn yes, I don't wanna live forever
K: Once you agree...
Me: BUT I SAID NO!
Jeon Shana Ughhh! Why are you me? K, needs to do an alternate version where we say no. 😂👏👏❤️
I don't even like living now why TF would I want to live forever
Him: And if you make anymore bad vampire jokes this whole protecting you thing is off
Me: Well that sucks
Lol
I THOUGHT OF IT NORMALLY FOR A SEC & THEN I SAID IT OUT LOUD & I REALIZED & FCKIN WHEEZED-
him: why are you backing up
me: IM NOT MAKE ME IMMORTAL
Would I let him bite me even though I'm anemic and could possibly die?
Why yes, yes I would
I'm in the same boat
*Before you turn me, let me take my last mirror selfie wait--*
Lmao 😂
LMAOO HAHAHA
Oh no I think I’m catchin feelings
I just sang along to this
Damnit not again
“I’m still the same person, i sTill liKe sUshI” I-
Him:"Let me show you a whole new world "
Me: Aladdin:"Vampire Addition "
🤣🤣🤣
Oml 🤣🤣🤣
Haha, jokes
*edition
"Are you sure?"
did i stutter?
Bf: Imma turn you tonight, please say yes.
Me: *Yelling* NO NO NO NOPE
tell me princess... now when did u last last let ur heart deciiide
okbye
😂😂😂 he also said "I will show you a whole new world" at 18:17
@@_alessialuciano love it lmao
I can show you the world. I can show you
MY DRIVEWAY
@@idroppedmyorangepeel7185 Thomas Sanders!!!
Me: *Inhale deeply* : YES. JUST. YES.
6:03 I was supposed to act scared but I was laughing for God knows what reason 😂😂😂
I'm sorry😂😂
I swear Mr.K, your voice is so husky and deep that it almost sounds like your purring sometimes.☺️🥰😸
i cant count how many times i said 'oh my god' in both love and fear
edit: HIS GROWLS I AM _SCREAMING_
Him: werewolves are rude!
Me: I'M RIGHT HERE!!! :'3
Same
I take great offense to this I'm going back to my pack
"you think yourself into a ball of stress."
thats bc i have an anxiety disorder sir.
Ok so I can ask questions all right
Does the sun burn you?
Can you have kids?
Do you have any family that are alive?
Would you marry me human or a vampire?
Do you have friends that are also supernatural?
Does garlic,iron, stakes, and vervain hurt you?
How does turning happen?
Does it hurt?
Am I asking to many questions?
Look, I literally just finished bringing the twilight series when this notification popped up.
" i still love sushi "
Lmao boy , nice 😂
you can- you can smell my heartbeat? i mean what kind of synesthesia?
He said that? I thought he said "I can hear your heartbeat" lmao
Givemebleach Now he said something along the lines of “i can smell your blood... and your heartbeat”
@@sabrinarapoport7230 ohh I just heard it.
"You don't know what monsters are hiding out there."
What about a monster hidng behind your own boyfriend?
Also like;
"Tell me sweety, what do you know about vampires?"
So serious 😂
Boyfriend : * actually vampire
Also boyfriend : dont want girlfriend to freak out .
What do you think how i gonna react boyfriend ?
Breakdance after the confession ? :'3
My heart actually cant calm down while listening to this .
Another nice one
Good job K ♡
Part 2: turn me into vampire too :D
Him: I’m 537 years old
Me:....imma head out..
Katsukaii don't forget, 537 thousand years old😂
morg x that makes it even worse😂🥰
Plot twist: Van helsing is our ex
Absolutely my favorite comment lmao
Plot twist: I’m a werewolf vampire hybrid and I am the queen that the Gacha Community needs...
Also: does his skin glow???
Broski _ YES YES YES GACHA
I need a series of this good, good shit.
This sounds a lot like some great Tvd vibes to me. Damn
Don't get jealous
*I'm already jealous :-[*
Darling.
Me: Boy,don't! Mmm,i can't resist you and your need's of attention toward's us all.
Edit: Omg,i just adore and love vampire's so much! They are just so attractive,handsome,and sexy to me. I hope you make a part two because i enjoyed/loved this!😍
When your the earliest u've ever been but dk what to say 😂
same
8 likes and 1 view?!? Wow CZcams must really like your videos as much as we do!!
i wanted to ask how many girlfriends have you ever had before us
Unrelated, I can agree with your name
Him : Darling, you are here
Me : OoH NoO I ThInK I'm CaTcHiNg FeELiNgS 😩😍😳
9:19 ish “what else do you want to know” Is Dracula as gay as the book discribes?! Cause that boy is bareminimum bisexual, but I’m like 99% sure he’s just non-straight up gay.
Cause mama I'm in love with a vampire
Rach Gonz lmao
The Vampire Diaries “Stefan Salvatore.”
vanessa Chanda girl yes talking about vampires
"Let me turn you... tonight"
Me: Turn me on or into a vampire?
Either one? Both? BOTH??
SIGN . ME . UP
😂😂🚫🎓
You just filled the void in my heart. I’m so glad I clicked, I am an avid and die hard fans of vampires (not because of Twilight, no) and this served just my cup of tea
I. STARTED. HYPERVENTILATING.
Aaah!! So good!! ❤️
BoyfriendAudio confirmed for the next Twilight movie!
Your scripts are AMAZING! LITERALLY it looks like something taken out of a fantasy movie...
not only you're incredibly talented at voice acting... BUT YOUR SCRIPTS! WOW.
What inspired you to write this?
By the way excuse my English, I might've made some mistakes here and there but I'm Italian 😁
Sis really thought that he was Edward from twilight
my middle school twilight phase just emerged after ten long years
Him: so what do you know about monsters?
Me: *deep breath. Puts on spectacles and takes out laser pointer. Pulls out a 500 PowerPoint with all my knowledge of various mythologies.* Lets start with the Mayans.
K, this is honestly sweet. I wasn’t actually looking forward for a Halloween audio from you, but heyyyy I find this really sweet.
This is so cute, and all the sweetness.
Especially with that deep voice.
Thank you so much, K for this.
For everything, I really appreciate you.
Stay awesome & healthy.
❌⭕️❌⭕️
I remember when your channel first started! (I'm back, just subscribed once again after forgetting a plethora of times)
Doing confession roleplays and Q&A's a lot. It's awesome seeing you grow so much since you started! It's even more of a pleasure to be a long time fan! It's almost been a year, just a couple months to go.
Happy Halloween! 🎃🌙
“So, what do you know about vampires?”
Me:
lists everything I have learned from watching all seasons of the vampire diaries and supernatural
supernatural stans rise
Anyone else think his voice sounds deeper than in the other videos???? Anyone else enjoying it???
"and I can show you a new world..."
Me:A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOLRD
Him: and I will-
Me: SHOW YOU THE WORLD
Vampire + BoyfriendAudio = My kind of Halloween! Thank you for this treat!!
12:15 - 12:21 the way he said that omg😍😍😍
this is fantastic omggg 😩💛 (can we get a part 2 or werewolf version pretty pleaseeee)
K: “are you afraid of me”
Me: TWILIGHT!
This audio has to be one of my favourites, I love the background noises, the simplicity of the conversation paired with the fantasy world. And I especially love how I can almost hear a slight lisp, making me think of someone speaking with sharp fangs. It ties it all together. Now onto part 2 😉
Please do a sequel.... I loved it... I was giggling like a little girl
WE NEED ANOTHER PART OF THIS WHERE YOU TURN US PLEEEEASE it was so amazing..can i marry you?
Him: I'm not gonna eat you... Well.... Nevermind
Me: 😏
“And I’ll show you a whole new world.”
Me: Aladdin?
My mind and brain is freaking mess after the exam today and this thing over here,this very freaking video save my mind and brain
“Darling!”
Me: AHHHH EDWARD CULLEN!!!
Fr
K: Darling, your here
Me: *Melts inside* My heart ♥️ ahh
7:52
"I'm not looking at you like anything"
In reality:
"I'm looking at you like that because you being looking like a whole snacc"
My mind:
"Girl Nah, I'm the whole damn meal"
He: ...So you are on the menu tonight
~ *My mind again* : 🎶'Cause I'm all that you want, boy
All that you can have, boy
Got me spread like a buffet
Bon appétit, baby🎶