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  • We did the cooking challenge! Are we going to pass the test?
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Komentáře • 112

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 Před rokem +454

    Nick really friend-zoned his own wife.

    • @toxiclullaby2083
      @toxiclullaby2083 Před rokem +76

      Not his wife, just for legal reasons.

    • @prathameshshrivastava2555
      @prathameshshrivastava2555 Před rokem +12

      Wife 😂

    • @japhalpha
      @japhalpha Před rokem +17

      In Texas, she’s legally a wife

    • @TkrZ
      @TkrZ Před rokem +2

      @@japhalpha Ghost

    • @Lickwetcarrion
      @Lickwetcarrion Před rokem +5

      @@japhalpha It is tricky with common law. Technically, you have to always refer to your partner SPECIFICALLY as a spouse. Like, when people talk about you, do they say "husband and wife" it is legit like that. It must be presented as a marriage in every way, even if you dont exchange rings. So it would be tricky if a "divorce" would occur, because common law marriages do go through a full fledged divorce. That said I don't know anything about Nick and Malena's personal relationship, nor do I care.

  • @Aubue
    @Aubue Před rokem +86

    looks like Nick's having the absolute time of his life

    • @brizzleton
      @brizzleton Před rokem +1

      Oh wow a verified person.... Im hard

  • @doma3554
    @doma3554 Před 8 měsíci +7

    10:05 Nick just continuing to dance energetically while Malena is looking at him incredulously, while the insane happy music is playing is so hilarious. I rewatched it like 3 times in a row.

  • @SQUADTREK
    @SQUADTREK Před rokem +28

    He forgot to raid CYR xD

  • @glitcheri2
    @glitcheri2 Před rokem +92

    this was such a good stream, loved nick and malena's energy

  • @reeeeeem69420
    @reeeeeem69420 Před rokem +21

    nick is in full on gaslight mode lmao

  • @leonmeekel5486
    @leonmeekel5486 Před rokem +38

    12:00 he sounds so genuine when he probably should have already gotten used to it with somebody like her

  • @dendysmasher
    @dendysmasher Před rokem +50

    As a roller hockey player I feel personally attacked 😢 still a fun stream

  • @jton1
    @jton1 Před rokem +15

    Quoting nick’s pogO moments is the best idea for a title

  • @astroboy3142
    @astroboy3142 Před rokem +18

    lets goooo step-bro

  • @yeojescobal6573
    @yeojescobal6573 Před rokem +9

    Cyr never got his raid

  • @taxinvasion260
    @taxinvasion260 Před rokem +8

    Get the tinted fishbowl.
    A signifigant amount of trolling.
    It's a bigger flex when they know you have a shit-eating grin but they can't see it.

    • @doolbro
      @doolbro Před rokem

      God, is there a mirror one? I need this for beer league.

  • @isaacshepard1474
    @isaacshepard1474 Před rokem +6

    I love how instead of washing his gloves he just bought new ones

  • @TMRWmourning
    @TMRWmourning Před rokem +9

    Malena ages like a fine wine

  • @anonymous-zq2jf
    @anonymous-zq2jf Před rokem +8

    cyr the best judge

  • @SofijaSofijaSofija
    @SofijaSofijaSofija Před rokem +9

    Nick buy her hips WeirdChamp

  • @kaitlyn8593
    @kaitlyn8593 Před rokem +13

    i feel like lately nick has been energized and ina good mood, makes these videos actually fun to watch lol

  • @Beat_Rag
    @Beat_Rag Před rokem +6

    All Nick needs now is the flame tape for his stick and he will be the most laughable player out there

  • @TehHellequin
    @TehHellequin Před 8 měsíci +1

    You can definitely still get concussed when wearing a helmet, it just does a good job of keeping your face and skull intact. Try not to fuck around with one on because you definitely DO feel invincible.
    Also, do hockey gloves still suck? I remember moving to lacrosse gloves for hockey because you could actually have some articulation, and they usually have pretty good wrist guards as well.

  • @BS-nt9oc
    @BS-nt9oc Před rokem +3

    Also the ear guards take those things off.

  • @bighoss4941
    @bighoss4941 Před rokem +2

    Best stream yet, "Press 1 for domestic abuse" absolutely kills me everytime

  • @khelsan
    @khelsan Před rokem +1

    Not the fucking fishbowl 💀

  • @cameronh420_
    @cameronh420_ Před rokem

    I just have to mention the guy in chat saying "monkaW slurred speech" because that shit was hilarious

  • @Trip.L.L.L
    @Trip.L.L.L Před rokem +13

    I think malena would be very disappointed on how much money she would make on onlyfans

    • @imneveruploadinghere7180
      @imneveruploadinghere7180 Před rokem +11

      There's definitely a pretty big market for BBWs on there

    • @thaneros
      @thaneros Před rokem +3

      ​@@imneveruploadinghere7180 bruh....

    • @ruicardoso5396
      @ruicardoso5396 Před rokem +3

      i dont think u know what u talking about or if u are trying to mess with her in hope she reads the comments

    • @BaschBarrage
      @BaschBarrage Před rokem

      yep, same as being an escort, prostitute and sugarbaby.. but people dont just do that because they have actually respect on themselves for having a good moral when it comes to that, which clearly some of these thots dont.

    • @uno9915
      @uno9915 Před rokem +1

      disappointed from how easy she'd get cash flowing..?

  • @Magic_Poops
    @Magic_Poops Před rokem +8

    will be unssubing after seeing wheeled backpack. fishbowl is ok

  • @m7trf07
    @m7trf07 Před rokem

    7:20
    😂😂😂😂
    That was actually the funniest clip i have seen this year

  • @taxinvasion260
    @taxinvasion260 Před rokem +1

    Collecting the exotic hockey armor.
    Mask and bag add agro.

  • @ruslanannamammedov9740
    @ruslanannamammedov9740 Před rokem +1

    Cyr's cam is genius's idea

  • @kjjavaherpour4791
    @kjjavaherpour4791 Před rokem +1

    Nick really plays with a full bubble, should have known

  • @normanatomic1219
    @normanatomic1219 Před rokem

    Malena with the arm smack 😂.

  • @alexandermal3914
    @alexandermal3914 Před rokem +1

    Nick is like on cockaine in this video

  • @villenimeton6576
    @villenimeton6576 Před rokem +2

    Isnt that bag for goalies? Just asking cuz our goalies were the only ones that had those

  • @goochmcnuts2846
    @goochmcnuts2846 Před rokem

    Malena and nick are literally Shiv and Tom

  • @bmstefanski4450
    @bmstefanski4450 Před rokem +1

    Nick's elbows make me act crazy, they are so fluffy

  • @KREPTiiK_
    @KREPTiiK_ Před rokem

    When your girls 6’1 she’s more like a brother.
    LOOOOOOL

  • @WrathfulGaming
    @WrathfulGaming Před rokem

    Please tell me it cut out her washing her hands before seasoning and putting them back 💀😂

  • @352vagrant
    @352vagrant Před 7 měsíci

    I realize it's been 8 months but doesn't that face mask make Nick's face look like a stream deck button?

  • @whiskeydemon736
    @whiskeydemon736 Před rokem

    Bruh not the wheels on the hockey bag. If you can't carry your bag it might be time to hang em up

  • @mintumiri
    @mintumiri Před 8 měsíci

    How am I hooked to you guys within two days

  • @simunhansdalsgaard5376

    Bro Nick was so fucking funny in this video

  • @TML962
    @TML962 Před rokem

    Thought he was gonna say "Hi im nmp and this here is lol"

  • @knasigboll
    @knasigboll Před rokem

    pma nick is incredibly unsettling

  • @KalaGomu
    @KalaGomu Před 9 měsíci

    i always thought nmp stood for Nick and Malena Polem

  • @OGStapler
    @OGStapler Před rokem +1

    Cyr carry so hard

  • @snoopyyy_23
    @snoopyyy_23 Před rokem +9

    i would love malena to be my big sister

  • @BS-nt9oc
    @BS-nt9oc Před rokem +1

    Full Clear visor... some junior varsity hockey right there... lose some teeth bro!

  • @JoeyC4D
    @JoeyC4D Před rokem +5

    LIVE CYR REACTION

  • @SnailMan63
    @SnailMan63 Před rokem

    Malena so happy she doesn’t have to be on stream anymore

  • @garrett3055
    @garrett3055 Před rokem +1

    When I was a young hockey player the plastic face shields were worn by the rich kids. If they put their helmet down you could smash them with a stick 😂

  • @Cottontopexotics
    @Cottontopexotics Před rokem

    when we getting hockey footage? i'll ask til the day i die.

  • @zitzfitz3023
    @zitzfitz3023 Před rokem

    positive nick is hilarious

  • @hwar4ng0
    @hwar4ng0 Před rokem

    One of the best videos i have seen

  • @PancakeBreakfast
    @PancakeBreakfast Před rokem +3

    There is literally nothing wrong with a rolling backpack. Some people would prefer to NOT have back problems when they are 30

  • @V0r4xiz
    @V0r4xiz Před rokem +1

    Yoinking a QTCinderella meme I see.

  • @ohaiisquidd1618
    @ohaiisquidd1618 Před rokem

    What the actual fuck is that backpack?!

  • @bigjuice2773
    @bigjuice2773 Před rokem

    so when are nick and malena gonna locker box?

  • @Lmaoguy78
    @Lmaoguy78 Před rokem +1

    Is this AI stream or? idk why it feels like an AI stream LMAO

  • @morris2087
    @morris2087 Před rokem +1

    Same script 😂

  • @lildirtnap1198
    @lildirtnap1198 Před rokem

    any word with the letters o i l in it that order nick cant pronounce right to say his life

  • @Wolfox360
    @Wolfox360 Před rokem

    I prefered the previous Title of the video

  • @LuqrativeEntertainment

    this stream is truly a league of their own

  • @kota3235
    @kota3235 Před rokem

    1, let malena talk

  • @wababiba4181
    @wababiba4181 Před rokem

    They should definitely do OnlyFans.

  • @rantos9
    @rantos9 Před rokem +2

    nmp7 thanks guys, you had a good run

  • @7joezaye
    @7joezaye Před rokem +1

  • @TannerNelso
    @TannerNelso Před rokem

    Wheres my raid hahaha

  • @Darklovesto
    @Darklovesto Před rokem

    Pagman

  • @SICRoosterKido
    @SICRoosterKido Před rokem

    Maleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeena!! Best as usual

  • @Theallfathercheese
    @Theallfathercheese Před rokem +4

    You haven't fianced up? Bro big L

    • @Theallfathercheese
      @Theallfathercheese Před rokem +1

      7:57 Also I tried to make you a OnlyToes CEO. But you passed then laughed

  • @zora456
    @zora456 Před rokem +1

    bro is like 40 years old and really tries to get bullied

    • @WokenAsc
      @WokenAsc Před rokem +7

      You're new to his channel, right?

  • @TheHeartcore1
    @TheHeartcore1 Před rokem

    kay xD

  • @lizerdninja345
    @lizerdninja345 Před 11 měsíci

    As a hockey player I would make fun of you

  • @uno9915
    @uno9915 Před rokem

    Is Nick ever going to ring her?? Why he stalling so hard on that they been together for so long

  • @_Hasted
    @_Hasted Před rokem

    Ole

  • @rustyhook69
    @rustyhook69 Před rokem +1

    :)

  • @alphakenny1_
    @alphakenny1_ Před rokem

    Yo

  • @ignAtomx
    @ignAtomx Před rokem +1

    1

  • @eatme173
    @eatme173 Před rokem

    Why they gonna give the channel to a rich guy. Give it to my brokie azs instead 😂

  • @arvidzz
    @arvidzz Před rokem

    1