Elaine Needs A Rabies Shot | The Glasses | Seinfeld

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  • "Listen to these symptoms for rabies: anxiety, irritability. I've got those, I'm irritable!"
    From Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 3 'The Glasses': George loses his glasses and things don't quite go to plan when Kramer promises to get him a discount on a replacement pair. Elaine is bitten by a dog.
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  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Před rokem +600

    "She's Foaming At The Mouth" STILL hilarious all these years later! 🤣

    • @HankAaronJoseph19
      @HankAaronJoseph19 Před rokem +24

      My girlfriend used to get dry mouth from her medication and I would yell that every time she would gurgle water. Needless to say we are not together anymore. HELLLOOOO

    • @dankelly5150
      @dankelly5150 Před rokem

      Karma is a b*tch for that dog huh? 😂

    • @anthonyontv1061
      @anthonyontv1061 Před rokem +5

      @@HankAaronJoseph19 HEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @geuxber3588
      @geuxber3588 Před rokem +1

      I'm just here for the thumbnail

    • @brizzle3903
      @brizzle3903 Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@HankAaronJoseph19”She’s delirious SHES FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” 😂

  • @channelforwhat
    @channelforwhat Před rokem +481

    The quick 'Thank You', while Elaine was holding the door open for Jerry to walk out was pure gold.

  • @HankAaronJoseph19
    @HankAaronJoseph19 Před rokem +118

    Look at her she's delirious. SHE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

  • @hoddtoward
    @hoddtoward Před rokem +429

    Well if she's smart she won't go to the hospital...My friend Bob Sacamano, he came in here for a hernia operation, now he's sitting in a chair by a window going "My name is Bob!"

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 Před rokem +367

    “Hipster Doofus” is a legendary insult and one I still use today on my friends whenever they wear tight jeans and get snobby about films.

  • @rixxy9204
    @rixxy9204 Před 8 měsíci +40

    "Is this gonna hurt?"
    "Yes, very much." **Jabs her with the needle**

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 Před 13 dny

      There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people. --Mr. Garrison

  • @hunter2442
    @hunter2442 Před rokem +87

    Is this gonna hurt? Yes very much 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danlev34
      @danlev34 Před rokem +6

      Lol, at least he was honest. 🤣

  • @JW-vd4il
    @JW-vd4il Před rokem +48

    Little did we know that "stupid, hipster doofus" would become a necessary phrase for the next 20 years.

  • @luisbazan8841
    @luisbazan8841 Před rokem +122

    When Jerry throws the tp to Elaine always cracks me up

  • @frozengamer3030
    @frozengamer3030 Před rokem +65

    Elaine is over dramatic which makes it even funnier.

  • @oguzgurler8491
    @oguzgurler8491 Před rokem +44

    I lost myself when Kramer yelled "Air conditioner!" Amazing scene, talentful trio!

  • @mikeyreza
    @mikeyreza Před 11 měsíci +25

    only seinfeld could end an episode with a dog being crushed by an air conditioning unit and everybody would just clap and cheer

  • @Easystreet208
    @Easystreet208 Před rokem +37

    Her Accent changes when she is in George's and Kramers's face. Comedy gold!

  • @derekgiesbrecht-xp5yc
    @derekgiesbrecht-xp5yc Před rokem +13

    Kramer's really hitting FOAMING really sold this bit

  • @999madgamer
    @999madgamer Před rokem +31

    me and my brother fell on the floor laughing seeing Kramer run for the air conditioner and wrestling with the cable.

  • @mariamarighthere
    @mariamarighthere Před 7 měsíci +12

    The way she runs over to Kramer 😂

  • @froty1794
    @froty1794 Před rokem +27

    Bob Sacamano is one amazing dude.

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 Před 2 měsíci +3

    The doctor is legendary

  • @jonathanmyers2867
    @jonathanmyers2867 Před rokem +33

    Jerry: I don't know what to tell you, Elton.

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 Před rokem +26

    "THE AIR CONDITIONER!!!" ROFL

  • @travisdonaldstanley6420
    @travisdonaldstanley6420 Před rokem +34

    Jeffery and the Nature Channel.
    I love the attention to detail with 3rd level characters.
    Cause, you know your cousin Jeffery, he's making moves in the Parks Department.
    He's running the whole thing.
    So... that's your cousin.

  • @handbanana6843
    @handbanana6843 Před rokem +52

    This whole episode is hilarious!

  • @denniscleary7580
    @denniscleary7580 Před rokem +179

    “ she’s FOAMING at the MOUTH!”
    -Kramer
    Elaine:” will this hurt?”
    Dr.:” yes very bad…”

    • @benriffle104
      @benriffle104 Před rokem +9

      Rabies? That's fatal. You don't want that.

    • @rftulie
      @rftulie Před 11 měsíci +1

      I’ve been practicing medicine for almost 30 years, and I still can’t believe that people ask me if shots will hurt. I tell them “yes, it’s a sharp needle!”

    • @LauRa-re9un
      @LauRa-re9un Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@rftulie Do you know the word: "empathy".

    • @rftulie
      @rftulie Před 9 měsíci

      @@LauRa-re9un I think if you asked any of my patients, they would tell you I have a ton of empathy. Seriously. I was just being silly because this is a comment section about a silly show. I do say what I said, but then I assure them it won’t hurt for long. I spend hours each day with my patients trying to figure out what’s troubling them and how to help them. My patients literally love me, and they tell me so. I love them too. I work for their benefit long hours after I leave the clinic. So please don’t go making assumptions about people you don’t even know. If you’re angry at physicians, I understand, but take it elsewhere.

    • @LauRa-re9un
      @LauRa-re9un Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@rftulie You assume I am angry at physicians when actually the only angry comment I read here came from you. Talking about "making assumptions about people you don´t even know".

  • @stellarwind1946
    @stellarwind1946 Před rokem +35

    0:31 is George’s poker face

  • @wilmetteentwistle9242
    @wilmetteentwistle9242 Před rokem +40

    Ohhh my papaya...! THE AIR CONDITIONER! I love this episode.

  • @Rubyofthedead
    @Rubyofthedead Před rokem +179

    Rabies is 100% fatal once you begin showing symptoms. Nobody has ever survived it by that stage.

    • @melodiefrances3898
      @melodiefrances3898 Před rokem +11

      I know. What a terrible way to die. 😢

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Před rokem

      ​​@2RAW4SPORT$ Afaik none of those people are alive by any reasonable definition. They are brain dead.

    • @Omar_Facio
      @Omar_Facio Před rokem +9

      @2RAW4SPORT$ of those people, did they retain normalcy of their lives prior to the rabies though?

    • @hydro.pl.27
      @hydro.pl.27 Před rokem +2

      Yeah a ton of factors played in those roles hence why they survived. I’m doubtful they remained normal afterwards and of they acquire it again it’ll for sure kill them.

    • @dallasparty316
      @dallasparty316 Před rokem +23

      There is always that one person in the comments

  • @HE-MAN-jz8cd
    @HE-MAN-jz8cd Před 9 měsíci +11

    Seinfeld if the best will written show I’ve seen in many years this also goes for all the actors that played in show,wish there were more shows like it😊

  • @kurt6410
    @kurt6410 Před rokem +21

    Rumor has it that this optometrist was all hopped up on cinnamon swirls

  • @isabel1983
    @isabel1983 Před rokem +64

    Dogs always had it against Elaine 😭

  • @vsboy2577
    @vsboy2577 Před rokem +24

    These seasons of the show are so iconic

  • @richardpierce4908
    @richardpierce4908 Před rokem +12

    4:41................"Oh my papaya!!!"

  • @gregmurphy7473
    @gregmurphy7473 Před rokem +12

    The Gloria Vanderbilt Collection.

  • @georgiasmith64
    @georgiasmith64 Před rokem +22

    Get Jackie Chiles and the dog owner, Elaine may have won the lottery!!!

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 Před rokem

      Jackie Chiles always loses his cases

    • @willc5723
      @willc5723 Před rokem

      Kramer was not smart that’s why Jackie lost had it been Elaine she could’ve sued that guy and won

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Před rokem +17

    Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore!

  • @KingGoku32794
    @KingGoku32794 Před rokem +7

    "THE AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrMarioXP3648
    @MrMarioXP3648 Před 8 měsíci +3

    *SHE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!*

  • @EbonyCoulter6723
    @EbonyCoulter6723 Před rokem +16

    Georgia has no idea that he wearing ladies glass 😅😅😅 and poor Eline is scary of dogs now 😅😅

  • @toyotamarshall
    @toyotamarshall Před 5 měsíci +2

    4:45 THE AIR CONDITIONER

  • @ariq5258
    @ariq5258 Před 8 měsíci +3

    The legendary tales of Kramer's friend Bob Sacamano

  • @TheFrogfeeder
    @TheFrogfeeder Před 10 měsíci +9

    Back then, rabies shots were big painful needles in your stomach and you had to get more than 1 of them over the course of several days…

    • @erickbuckner4485
      @erickbuckner4485 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Rabies are very serious after being bit by a dog

  • @derrickwhite3376
    @derrickwhite3376 Před rokem +17

    She’s delirious,she’s foaming at the mouth!😂

  • @gmonroy852
    @gmonroy852 Před rokem +7

    "Is this going to hurt?"

    • @rattus3102
      @rattus3102 Před rokem +3

      "Yes...very much!"😅😂🤣

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Před rokem +10

    Elaine looks like a fountain at 3:54 LOL

  • @Easystreet208
    @Easystreet208 Před rokem +5

    I can't solve every little problem you have!!!! Classic

  • @ccntrainkid
    @ccntrainkid Před 6 měsíci +2

    The first time I saw that I was ten years old, and living in a country without rabies, this episode terrified me.

  • @bySterling
    @bySterling Před rokem +4

    So hilarious w the water gargling

  • @kasperkilos407
    @kasperkilos407 Před rokem +5

    That thumbnail I thought I was was on the Hub for a second lol.

  • @kandoo1316
    @kandoo1316 Před rokem +11

    Would've loved to have seen Bob Sacamano. And hipster dufus still makes me laugh to this day. :)

  • @Korgano
    @Korgano Před 5 měsíci +1

    The dog had it coming.

  • @thinblacknoodles
    @thinblacknoodles Před rokem +5

    It's "the big stupid hipster" for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rozy.b5199
    @rozy.b5199 Před rokem +16

    Since the owner didn't even apologize, it would seem like the dog that bit Elaine got what he deserves.

  • @davemc162
    @davemc162 Před rokem +1

    Simply great!

  • @KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza
    @KGBSpyGeorgeCostanza Před rokem +12

    Kramer's reaction and it isn't even on camera when Elaine was spitting foam xD

  • @Italy55
    @Italy55 Před rokem +13

    Absolutely hilarious 🤣😂

  • @YouilAushana
    @YouilAushana Před 10 měsíci +1

    "I have to control my anger infinitely more times than you."

  • @Heart2HeartBooks
    @Heart2HeartBooks Před rokem +4

    No Air conditioners were harmed during the filming of this episode.

    • @Reaf3289
      @Reaf3289 Před 8 měsíci

      But a dog was lol

  • @kalaupun
    @kalaupun Před rokem +11

    I was wondering if it was Sacamano who had had rabies.
    Also who can't relate to Elaine's anxious uncertainty.

  • @michellebach6277
    @michellebach6277 Před rokem +6

    That Jerry smiles with The eyes every time he sees Elaine. 😍 Maybe Jerry was in love with Her in real life

    • @anthonygerace8926
      @anthonygerace8926 Před rokem +4

      I'm pretty sure that most men are in love with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

  • @mel...s
    @mel...s Před rokem +2

    I'm crying

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Před rokem +9

    May I have one of those, Madame?

  • @MisterBungle
    @MisterBungle Před rokem +7

    The video thumbnail 😳

  • @Trsn369
    @Trsn369 Před rokem +4

    I think the dog owner wanted Elaine to get bit in the 1st place.

  • @joaoportesantava1412
    @joaoportesantava1412 Před rokem +6

    I miss the 90’s

  • @BaryJohnson
    @BaryJohnson Před 6 měsíci +1

    Like the Microsoft settlement 🤪 @4:00

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 Před rokem +3

    3:54............I'll be my room. No calls.

  • @doric_historic
    @doric_historic Před rokem +6

    Ah prescription swimming goggles...

  • @Harbaksh1234
    @Harbaksh1234 Před rokem +6

    Absolute Gold!

  • @nicholasrooksby3327
    @nicholasrooksby3327 Před rokem +2

    3:54 “She’s foaming in her mouth!”

  • @johnzajac9849
    @johnzajac9849 Před 5 dny

    Mike Saad plays the ‘doctor’.

  • @brandonbarclay6218
    @brandonbarclay6218 Před rokem +6

    1:49 worst doctor ever!

  • @lorijohnson1320
    @lorijohnson1320 Před rokem +1

    “I KNOW I DON’T WANT IT.” 😂

  • @paddy9449
    @paddy9449 Před rokem +2

    I LOVE Elaine

  • @johnnyboy1586
    @johnnyboy1586 Před rokem +4

    The way he jabbed the injection in then the speed of which he pushed the medication in ,,that would be painful

  • @michaelvaladez6570
    @michaelvaladez6570 Před rokem +6

    Elaine made the show !!!!!

  • @user-iu6ug5cr9g
    @user-iu6ug5cr9g Před 4 měsíci +1

    "Its fatal..."
    1 minute later...
    "I had a friend who had rabies once."

  • @newatlantisrepublic6844
    @newatlantisrepublic6844 Před rokem +4

    That thumbnail looks sus 😂

  • @howard4586
    @howard4586 Před rokem +16

    If she was foaming from rabies irl, it's over

    • @angkawawangcowboy2000
      @angkawawangcowboy2000 Před rokem +6

      For reals, there’s nothing funny about getting rabies

    • @dw4101
      @dw4101 Před 12 dny +1

      Pretty sure her character didn’t have rabies anyway. She was freaking herself out and causing her own headaches/irritability. Anxiety can also cause trouble swallowing. That dog would have died before she started showing symptoms if she really got rabies from it.

  • @Hairysteed
    @Hairysteed Před 10 měsíci +1

    The thing is once the symptoms start showing it's bye-bye! Nothing left to do other than start writing your will.

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy Před rokem +15

    I’ve had doctors that can’t speak English and that’s exactly what it’s like. 🤣

    • @QuadMochaMatti
      @QuadMochaMatti Před rokem +1

      It's even worse when your elderly parent with severe health issues is being treated by a passel of *allegedly* qualified doctors in a major metropolitan area, yet few if any of them can barely speak an intelligible sentence in English at critical moments. Oh well, Dad hasn't had to be concerned about that or any other earthly matters for over a decade now...

  • @halitosis75
    @halitosis75 Před rokem +2

    Elaine with rabies 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    She is the moist hysterical comedian on Seinfeld. Better than jerry.😅😅😅

  • @mattk2740
    @mattk2740 Před rokem +1

    WebMD foreshadowing!

  • @kamarpreet
    @kamarpreet Před rokem +8

    Karma was coming for the dog!

  • @joestimemachine6454
    @joestimemachine6454 Před rokem +5

    They should have chosen a better image of Elaine for the thumbnail. Just sayin...

  • @michaelnoble2432
    @michaelnoble2432 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Of course, rabies symptoms take a lot longer than that to manifest, and by the time they do it's too late.

  • @ralphjenkinsak
    @ralphjenkinsak Před 10 měsíci

    John: i never seen this dizzy doctor since that doctor from courage the cowardly dog.

  • @willc5723
    @willc5723 Před rokem +2

    That dog had its karma

  • @daliceToons
    @daliceToons Před 2 měsíci

    It's One Of The Few Episodes KCOP 13 LOS ANGELES Airs Once & A While

  • @ryatt1
    @ryatt1 Před rokem +3

    3:54 Ayo...👀🤐

  • @benriffle104
    @benriffle104 Před rokem

    This is my favorite story line of them all.

  • @kyofurada1831
    @kyofurada1831 Před rokem +4

    Ohhhh myyyy papayaaaaa

  • @johnb1150
    @johnb1150 Před rokem +33

    Too many hilarious moments but the doctor just casually stabbing elaine with the needle has to be the funniest, any doctor who did that for real would be fired immediately lol

    • @tropicalsnow
      @tropicalsnow Před rokem

      Non
      That is just how we do it in Canada.

    • @johnb1150
      @johnb1150 Před 11 měsíci +2

      @@tropicalsnow i thought canadians were spose to be freindly?

    • @tropicalsnow
      @tropicalsnow Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@johnb1150 why do people think that? We are dicks, in many cases.

    • @johnb1150
      @johnb1150 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@tropicalsnow im sure you are, just playing on a stereotype.

    • @yt_hatesfreespeech
      @yt_hatesfreespeech Před 9 měsíci

      most flu shots are given that way, tho in this scene it looked like the needle was higher guage, you cant do that without causing injury, but ive seen many nurses and doctors give shot with smaller guage needles the way u see in the show.

  • @frankcarlo7
    @frankcarlo7 Před rokem +3

    I got bit by a dog had 10 shots doctor said same thing yes it’s going to hurt

  • @Light-at-Dawn
    @Light-at-Dawn Před rokem

    Oh dear😅

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Před 5 měsíci

    Good grief, the owner didn’t even freaking apologize.

  • @robgabriel8900
    @robgabriel8900 Před 10 měsíci +1

    is ths the episode that begins elaine's troubled history with dogs?

  • @Latrine1999
    @Latrine1999 Před rokem

    few know this but that doctor is great journalist Omar Bin Ghazali, reporter for ARC News in defense of the GLA

  • @thereisnosanctuary6184
    @thereisnosanctuary6184 Před rokem +2

    Unfortunate thumbnail

  • @sheseesfortress1719
    @sheseesfortress1719 Před rokem

    Yes very much 🤣

  • @JC-MindsEye-777
    @JC-MindsEye-777 Před 10 měsíci +1

    No one would ever install an AC that way. 🤦‍♂

  • @LATERZA00
    @LATERZA00 Před rokem +1

    Kinda upsets me that I never met Bob Sacamano.