Greatest Crusader Kings 2 Challenge

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  • čas přidán 25. 05. 2016
  • CKII is a slow and hard game. But not if you are playing as Cornwall. Getting gameplay for this tutorial was the hardest part of making it. Crusader Kings 2 is a nightmare when it comes to filming
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    Music Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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  • @PlopRS
    @PlopRS Před 8 lety +4006

    I love Crusader Kings 2. I just made my second son into a monk and then murdered my firstborn son and heir, after which I forced my third son (who is now my heir) to marry my firstborn son's widow. Then after that was all finished I decided to sit down and play some CK2.

    • @Walht
      @Walht Před 7 lety +39

      PlopRS ha ha uh dabbing rn

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 Před 7 lety +19

      i played as venic converted to sunni, invite from women for Iberia over married them and then purged all the white men.

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 Před 6 lety +5

      first why not Venice. This wasn't my goal for that campaign it just happened. Two this happened during the Crusades where i don't think relations between Christians and Muslims was all that great

    • @bauhausa6933
      @bauhausa6933 Před 6 lety

      PlopRS this is not steam m8

    • @mr.cup6yearsago211
      @mr.cup6yearsago211 Před 6 lety

      PlopRS LOL

  • @radnaaar
    @radnaaar Před 8 lety +4165

    Wait, Kilian said the 50's were before Pearl Harbour, since Kilian could never be wrong this finally proves that Kilian is in fact from an alternate reality.

    • @KilianExperience
      @KilianExperience  Před 8 lety +1114

      Yeah I am not wrong it came out in 2001. Huge at the box office

    • @RetroFurui
      @RetroFurui Před 8 lety +33

      the place pearl harbour came out 2001? Was it made by a volcano maybe?

    • @expensive-brother
      @expensive-brother Před 8 lety +71

      how about the 1850's?

    • @jayuu8380
      @jayuu8380 Před 8 lety +38

      ben afflecks performace was fantastic, and Micheal bay? who else would you pick to direct a historical film about pearl harbor.

    • @expensive-brother
      @expensive-brother Před 8 lety +17

      +JAY UU Tarantino

  • @Zirkalaritz
    @Zirkalaritz Před 8 lety +3418

    This episode is sponsored by The History Channel

    • @adamisAswsomeish
      @adamisAswsomeish Před 8 lety +78

      [historic facts intensifies]

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas Před 8 lety +97

      +adamisAwsome(ish) [Aliens Intensified]

    • @harrypjotr4075
      @harrypjotr4075 Před 7 lety +111

      Nope, the History Channel doesn't show this kind of quality content anymore. Now it's just cars and counting cars and cars in history and storage wars and that kind of stuff.

    • @vitorluigi2911
      @vitorluigi2911 Před 6 lety +1

      +Zirkalaritz You have more likes than the video

  • @akba666
    @akba666 Před 8 lety +738

    Steven was humanity's last hope against the ruthless alien invaders of Cornwall.

    • @jackryan2612
      @jackryan2612 Před 5 lety +11

      His sacrifice lives on in our hearts

  • @sempha4123
    @sempha4123 Před 8 lety +660

    As someone that lives about 15 minutes from Cornwall, I can confirm there's a huge wall made of Corn keeping us out.

    • @TelecastPropellor96
      @TelecastPropellor96 Před 7 lety +9

      Get back over the Tamar!!

    • @jorymundy5428
      @jorymundy5428 Před 5 lety +1

      Brexit means Brexit get that Emmet back across the Tamar where he belongs

    • @JOCoStudio1
      @JOCoStudio1 Před 5 lety +4

      Bleddy Devoner, go back to making cream teas the wrong way round!

    • @starguy321
      @starguy321 Před 4 lety +1

      I too live near Cornwall, and I for one am disgusted that the wall of corn doesn’t stop me seeing Cornwall

  • @holypaladin4657
    @holypaladin4657 Před 8 lety +553

    Steven paid back my student loans. He was a great guy. He also paid my great (x7) grandfather's student loans as well back in 768.

  • @KilianExperience
    @KilianExperience  Před 8 lety +2877

    Please everyone stop saying nice things about Steven! He's a dick! WHY ARE YOU NOT ON MY SIDE?!

  • @caileanmorgan5694
    @caileanmorgan5694 Před 8 lety +789

    as someone who lives in Cornwall I find this to be an extremely accurate representation of our history. a day of grieving is held every year to remmver the tyrant know as Steven

    • @JOCoStudio1
      @JOCoStudio1 Před 5 lety +18

      Aye, poor Pope Trelawny and his mighty empire, all 20,000 Cornish men do indeed know the reason why he failed: Bleddy Steven!

    • @danliston6516
      @danliston6516 Před 3 lety +1

      Steven is a bloody emmet

  • @Jandau85
    @Jandau85 Před 8 lety +804

    My GF left me for Steven a while back. Couldn't blame her, the guy is amazing. I'd leave her for Steven if I got the chance...

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir Před 7 lety +61

      Given the marriage in the video, you might be able to join (because Steven is too nice to leave your ex).

    • @glanni
      @glanni Před 6 lety +33

      Steven is too nice to prefer a gender

    • @stevenfarrugia7434
      @stevenfarrugia7434 Před 5 lety +5

      She’s a nice girl

  • @slothsong080
    @slothsong080 Před 8 lety +1655

    King Steven put my kids through college. :D

  • @vallraffs
    @vallraffs Před 8 lety +748

    Your minister of the foreign wasn't a horse. He was always going to bring about failure, no matter what.

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 Před 8 lety +37

      I concur. Only Heresy (which is the actual plural of horse, obviously. the second E is silent) can safe you from failure.

    • @bobbobington4119
      @bobbobington4119 Před 8 lety +1

      +Masashiro Knight of Cookieland actually, the plural horse is horses

    • @azazeldryland3997
      @azazeldryland3997 Před 8 lety +19

      +Bob Bobington *cough*

    • @disguy67
      @disguy67 Před 7 lety +17

      Glitterhoof, I appoint thee Chancellor of the realm!

    • @Illegiblescream
      @Illegiblescream Před 7 lety +6

      And M.D. Horse as our court physician!

  • @thesultanofsalt7151
    @thesultanofsalt7151 Před 7 lety +260

    Our only advantage is that our enemies might underestimate us because we named our country after a vegetable

    • @johnroach9026
      @johnroach9026 Před 6 lety +5

      But we do have advanced alien technology

  • @salociin7887
    @salociin7887 Před 8 lety +547

    Why do we even need a Minister of Foreign affairs? THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER COUNTRY!

  • @ShimSladyBrand
    @ShimSladyBrand Před 7 lety +94

    "He will die any day now of a paper cut or something"
    My favorite quote ever

  • @austin4771
    @austin4771 Před 8 lety +1413

    Was this the Kilian Experience? I just don't know anymore...

  • @KeepTheComputerOn
    @KeepTheComputerOn Před 7 lety +169

    As a Cornishman I can neither confirm nor deny that our proud nation is or is not a spaceship, but if it were it would not explain nor deny the fact that we have many 'mineshafts'. Again, mineshafts not doors, there is no spaceship.

    • @gwynedd8179
      @gwynedd8179 Před 7 lety +24

      Can you confirm that the Cornish Empire will ever be restored?

    • @KeepTheComputerOn
      @KeepTheComputerOn Před 7 lety +20

      Mozilla Firefox One day. One glorious day.

    • @lonestarlibrarian1853
      @lonestarlibrarian1853 Před 6 lety +7

      Aidan Lappin Don’t worry, Steven will reincarnate should the Cornish rise again. So it is written in the Book of Steven.

  • @ParityS
    @ParityS Před 8 lety +1126

    Wait...was that The Kilian experience? I'm not sure...

    • @simongosimon
      @simongosimon Před 8 lety +18

      that it was aliens

    • @Lejinad69
      @Lejinad69 Před 8 lety +1

      Neither am I.Too short and seams to be a rehash of his Civ video

    • @simongosimon
      @simongosimon Před 8 lety +1

      Lejinad69
      what, because the game was kind of similar?

    • @Lejinad69
      @Lejinad69 Před 8 lety +2

      +simongosimon Becouse the video was kinnda similar

    • @expensive-brother
      @expensive-brother Před 8 lety +3

      +Lejinad69 the whole idea behind the Civ one was done in the first minute of the video

  • @TheBoomamatic
    @TheBoomamatic Před 8 lety +257

    thought you were gonna flip the "I was stephen the whole time" like last time.

  • @Doc_Nick_
    @Doc_Nick_ Před 8 lety +69

    Cornwall being a spaceship is a great segway into you playing stellaris

  • @brandonwoohoo
    @brandonwoohoo Před 8 lety +130

    "Mi casa es tu casa" -Steven to all the homeless on his island.
    God bless his soul.

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator Před 8 lety +155

    It's so far between each time I get my Kilian fix. It's torture.

    • @glanni
      @glanni Před 6 lety

      Ze Rubenator ikr

  • @aMwWSpHhHdn2
    @aMwWSpHhHdn2 Před 8 lety +29

    Steven taught me how to ride a bike when I was a kid. Still my greatest childhood memory.

  • @officialgoosestudios7151
    @officialgoosestudios7151 Před 7 lety +63

    Steven once said Killian was the greatest man he had ever faced in war, and if it wasnt for Killian Steven wouldn't have met his beautiful wife. Steven has deep respect for killian for that.

  • @osamamohammed7940
    @osamamohammed7940 Před 8 lety +1260

    plot twist : he was steven all the time O_O

    • @HaxxorElite
      @HaxxorElite Před 6 lety +2

      Osama Mohammed xd

    • @chadcook6777
      @chadcook6777 Před 6 lety

      Fuck Steven

    • @Ads-yw1wr
      @Ads-yw1wr Před 6 lety +50

      Steven was Canada all along!

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- Před 6 lety +7

      Easy! Just open the ~ log, then type “charinfo”, look at Steven’s ID, then type “play [Steven’s ID]” AND BAM! You’re Steven!

    • @oliverwright5527
      @oliverwright5527 Před 6 lety +1

      Eric was the terminator this whole time

  • @MFMegaZeroX7
    @MFMegaZeroX7 Před 8 lety +82

    This episode will be used as evidence on Ancient Aliens next season.

  • @Ivan2294
    @Ivan2294 Před 8 lety +40

    Steven was a great man, he saved my entire squad back in Kandahar.

  • @b0gster
    @b0gster Před 8 lety +109

    Wasn't very funny but I've learned a great deal about the middle ages which will certainly help me pass my history exam on monday, so thanks Killian! I owe you one!

  • @mikecowpg
    @mikecowpg Před 8 lety +58

    Video is 10/10 accurate. Would marry my sister off to secure a treaty with the HRE again.

  • @duploman1000
    @duploman1000 Před 7 lety +21

    The county of cornwall is historically named that because that is where the aztecs first landed. Bringing with them corn... And syphalis.

  • @thewiseguy9864
    @thewiseguy9864 Před 8 lety +436

    It still boggles my mind that you only have 81,776 subscribers

  • @superduper853
    @superduper853 Před 8 lety +28

    I burst out laughing at 'I'm the pope', this is the best video in a while!

  • @ThePoeticPariah
    @ThePoeticPariah Před 7 lety +31

    Cornwall wasn't named after a vegetable. Because Corn is actually a fruit. Steven taught us this. :D

  • @brendonbruce1557
    @brendonbruce1557 Před 8 lety +27

    Man that steven guy was so cool and handsome. He will be missed. rip

  • @cia4u401
    @cia4u401 Před 8 lety +162

    You just had to believe in Steven, m8. Now Homeworld will blow everything up, thanks a lot.

    • @laurafrakinroslin
      @laurafrakinroslin Před 8 lety +21

      Don't worry, Steven will hug it all away. Steven's hugs are magic.

  • @jakepetergaming
    @jakepetergaming Před 8 lety +22

    Friendship is always the last thing one thinks of, sadly.

  • @Scoutspwnd117
    @Scoutspwnd117 Před 8 lety +13

    I was thinking about getting Crusaders Kings 2, so I played it on a free weekend.
    I had no idea what the fuck I was doing, who I was at war with, where my troops were going, how to win battles, or even manage foreign affairs.
    Someone help.

  • @Erling01
    @Erling01 Před 8 lety +63

    Nah... It was after Pearl Harbor

    • @Nelak91
      @Nelak91 Před 8 lety +27

      And before the Bolshevik revolution

    • @tomeboaventura9054
      @tomeboaventura9054 Před 7 lety +18

      During the 2nd Punic War

    • @basileus1092
      @basileus1092 Před 7 lety +4

      When Bogimilist Vikings colonized the Sinnoh Region.

    • @Makie.2001
      @Makie.2001 Před 7 lety +5

      no its during French Revolution
      after 2700 BCE

  • @squill4883
    @squill4883 Před 7 lety +87

    Cornwall got its own language and everything. it was the last bit of Britain to get unified

    • @kaseridonrivers9324
      @kaseridonrivers9324 Před 7 lety +10

      William Richards You mean England?

    • @squill4883
      @squill4883 Před 7 lety +2

      Kaseridon Rivers Facepalm. It's a county! The equivalent of a state if your from USA. It's where pasties come from

    • @fraserclayton7468
      @fraserclayton7468 Před 7 lety +11

      It hasn't really got a proper language. All the native speakers of cornish died so they don't know how to pronounce things properly and stuff like that. Also America has counties. I think he meant England because the non-english parts of the UK didn't unify for centuries after Cornwall.

    • @FIZZxISxAxLEGEND
      @FIZZxISxAxLEGEND Před 7 lety +6

      loads of people here speak Kernow but they're mostly from the mining towns and it's becoming implemented in primary schools now

    • @tompateman8894
      @tompateman8894 Před 7 lety +1

      They're bringing back a lot of the old languages in the UK at schools now I've noticed

  • @joust8907
    @joust8907 Před 6 lety +5

    Steven's diplomacy is *thicc*

  • @erkoabdurahman5093
    @erkoabdurahman5093 Před 8 lety +17

    how do you not have more subscribers? Killian you da best bro, much love from Canada

  • @VicenteValtjer
    @VicenteValtjer Před 8 lety +12

    Oh my god, I cried. Pls more CK2 or even better - EUIV

  • @GothaBillsAndDeath
    @GothaBillsAndDeath Před 8 lety +19

    Fucking Steven Universe I swear to god.

  • @Planktontube
    @Planktontube Před 6 lety

    Your stuff is brilliant, cheers to you good sir for having a great sense of humor as well as the abilities needed to deliver it in just the most perfect way!

  • @Jafooly2000
    @Jafooly2000 Před 8 lety +2

    This was really amusing, keep doing Crusader Kings.

  • @theitaliancommunist3379
    @theitaliancommunist3379 Před 7 lety +11

    rip STEVEN (778-778?-idk )

  • @hannahgoldkamp8888
    @hannahgoldkamp8888 Před 8 lety +9

    This is going straight to the meme folder.

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 Před 4 lety +1

    Kilian: I think it takes place before pearl harbor...
    Also Kilian: i think during the 50’s
    *hang on....*

  • @Velzhus
    @Velzhus Před 7 lety +1

    I enjoyed this immensely, you are now my favorite person. May all your dreams come true.

  • @nikt12
    @nikt12 Před 8 lety +15

    best video ever Rating: Steven/10

  • @ALEXANDER1318
    @ALEXANDER1318 Před 8 lety +10

    Steven's wife has a beard. Magnificent.

  • @chassburger4161
    @chassburger4161 Před 8 lety

    Keep up the good work man, you're awesome! This is one of the funniest video I've seen in a long time!

  • @samcurtis2394
    @samcurtis2394 Před 3 lety +2

    The thing I like about this, is stevens opinion of Kilian is +60, steven goes through all this shit and is just like "yeah he's a cool emperor I guess".

  • @Araanor
    @Araanor Před 7 lety +7

    i'm heading off to work in 20 minutes. this is a better start to the day than strong coffee !

  • @Virtrial
    @Virtrial Před 7 lety +26

    Corn originally just meant grain of any kind. T'was a synonym.

  • @otakuowl1023
    @otakuowl1023 Před 8 lety

    This dude is awesome, can't wait till this channel blows up even more

  • @ThekaiserXD
    @ThekaiserXD Před 8 lety

    Before i even watch this, i just wanna say every time your videos pop up in my subscriptions, it makes my day! Thanks and keep up the awesome content!

  • @PackagedDuck
    @PackagedDuck Před 8 lety +19

    you should make a video about stellaris next

  • @SirShwibert
    @SirShwibert Před 7 lety +5

    If this channel does not get a billion subs by next week, then Steven has abandoned us.

  • @Phfyieyszch
    @Phfyieyszch Před 8 lety +2

    This is the hardest I've laughed in a while, that was great to watch.

  • @KneesOfTheBees23
    @KneesOfTheBees23 Před 7 lety +1

    My personal favourite Kilian Experience. I hope Steven comes up again in another video haha. I bought this game because of you

  • @mehueesti
    @mehueesti Před 8 lety +8

    Vassalization music Giuseppe Verdi - Il Trovatore - Anvil Chorus

  • @conorbrown5723
    @conorbrown5723 Před 7 lety +6

    And that was the Steven experience.

  • @jamesjanzen2604
    @jamesjanzen2604 Před 8 lety +1

    So glad I subscribed, these videos are so good even though I've never played the games before...

  • @brianpaulandaya
    @brianpaulandaya Před 7 lety +2

    Ok, I didn't knew about this guy and was expecting a proper CK2 gameplay but hot damn, I learned a lot of things today, notably that Cornwall is a spaceship. 10/10 would love to have this guy as my history teacher.

  • @MegaLabano
    @MegaLabano Před 8 lety +19

    Down with Kilian! We want Steven!

  • @chrisfox7034
    @chrisfox7034 Před 7 lety +6

    This is amazing

  • @nathanlowther9699
    @nathanlowther9699 Před 7 lety

    I laughed way harder than I should have. Good job, love the video!

  • @chysayeh4043
    @chysayeh4043 Před 8 lety

    i am sincerely in love with this channel

  • @TheWolfwiththeDragon
    @TheWolfwiththeDragon Před 7 lety +8

    4:23 Don't you think I don't recognise the World of Warcraft music in the background!

  • @Firestar9
    @Firestar9 Před 8 lety +4

    All hail Steven the worlds best person ever!

  • @DoubleNN
    @DoubleNN Před 4 měsíci +2

    This video got me into map ganes. I'm immensely resentful.

  • @legitpineapple4044
    @legitpineapple4044 Před 8 lety

    I always like your videos before I watch them because they're always hilarious.

  • @disguy67
    @disguy67 Před 7 lety +11

    Kilian is that Marche Slave by Tchaicovsky? Thanks for playing my favorite song in my favorite video about my favorite game :)

    • @IceWolve67
      @IceWolve67 Před 7 lety +1

      isn't it the anvil chorus from verdi ?

  • @fastbullet
    @fastbullet Před 8 lety +9

    Holy shit this was good! 10/10

  • @derdingsreturnsnochmal5177

    This is the first time something made me tear. Carry on!

  • @LuckyLuigi
    @LuckyLuigi Před 8 lety

    That was so funny. Great vid !

  • @mushymcmushington7176
    @mushymcmushington7176 Před 8 lety +12

    I need to stop drinking things while watching these videos.

  • @JellonaEdits
    @JellonaEdits Před 8 lety +7

    Steven is the MVP

  • @lalamimi7082
    @lalamimi7082 Před 8 lety

    I was here from 30k before you blew up and youtube was your full-time job.
    Seriouslsy killian, you're going places.

  • @adchobby9043
    @adchobby9043 Před 7 lety

    wow this is the first vid of yours i see and i already love you

  • @PackagedDuck
    @PackagedDuck Před 8 lety +9

    holy shit i've never clicked on a video so fast in my life

  • @bigbangman99
    @bigbangman99 Před 7 lety +139

    DEUS VULT

  • @0Hachiko0
    @0Hachiko0 Před 6 lety

    I just absolutely love this video.... I've watched it like 6x since 3days ago

  • @TheTrueJedi01
    @TheTrueJedi01 Před 8 lety

    Riveting from beginning to end. Truly a masterpiece.

  • @squill4883
    @squill4883 Před 7 lety +13

    yay! I'm from the pasty empire

  • @headrockbeats
    @headrockbeats Před 8 lety +9

    :D This is an incredibly accurate depiction of my CK2 experience. Except the part where I started modding the game and stopped playing it... forever :/

  • @adriangindac8703
    @adriangindac8703 Před 7 lety +1

    I have no idea what this channel is on about but I'm sure as hell subscribed now.

  • @I3oboderaffe
    @I3oboderaffe Před 8 lety

    YES I love your videos man !

  • @benward2010
    @benward2010 Před 8 lety +6

    Please keep making these videos hahahahaha

  • @GamingMasterAnthony
    @GamingMasterAnthony Před 7 lety +4

    You have got to tell us what mod you used for Some Place

  • @druarde
    @druarde Před 8 lety

    New favorite channel on CZcams. Can barely breathe from all the laughing. Almost as good as the Overwatch one.

  • @joaocabral3541
    @joaocabral3541 Před 7 lety

    I love the introduction so much

  • @godlyobject6509
    @godlyobject6509 Před 8 lety +7

    Oh my reindeer, that was fucking hilarious!

  • @shacklock01
    @shacklock01 Před 7 lety +4

    What the fuck did I just stumble onto xD CK2 is great.........but that, that fam was an odd video xD

  • @k3nix1
    @k3nix1 Před 8 lety +1

    Once i had lost my way, but Steven helped me towards the light. Thank you Steven!

  • @nwilliams6076
    @nwilliams6076 Před 7 lety +2

    "I swear to reindeer!"
    That was so hilarious

  • @ciaphas
    @ciaphas Před 8 lety +3

    I used to go on holiday to Cornwall all the time and I can tell you from experience that they don't behave like human beings there.
    Good pasties though.

    • @kernowmapping7473
      @kernowmapping7473 Před 7 lety

      Can confirm, I am Cornish

    • @JOCoStudio1
      @JOCoStudio1 Před 5 lety

      'Ere who said we were human? What be the good in that, I ask yeh?

  • @dibuk123
    @dibuk123 Před 8 lety +9

    I need to know, are you really a red panda and if you are do you do a cute little dance to the outro music?

  • @squirrelgolem
    @squirrelgolem Před 8 lety

    Pure genius! And quick.

  • @noneofyoubeesneez3713
    @noneofyoubeesneez3713 Před 6 lety

    Man, Steven is awesome. He helped me on a conquest of Arabia. Really good guy and we give him silk that we buy.