Two male cats reject same female cat in heat ( Opposite World )

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  • čas přidán 1. 12. 2017
  • Two male cat rejecting same female cat in heat but female cat doesn't give up, she try to catch them.

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  • @AL-co1yw
    @AL-co1yw Před 4 lety +17632

    One of them was like "Aw hell naw 🗿"
    Then the other "😳 Ma'am please don't touch me"

  • @demoworldplayer
    @demoworldplayer Před 3 lety +21612

    Damn dude, someone needs to tell this cat that "Meow" means "Meow".

    • @WALDENSOFTWARE
      @WALDENSOFTWARE Před 2 lety +288

      Does that mean "no" or "now"? 🤔

    • @mooneymagic4521
      @mooneymagic4521 Před 2 lety +181

      @@WALDENSOFTWARE no

    • @ndo533
      @ndo533 Před 2 lety +116

      Ok. That was funny 😂😂

    • @minkle
      @minkle Před 2 lety +184

      And people try to say you can’t make tasteful rape jokes, pfft

    • @user-se2we
      @user-se2we Před 2 lety +23

      neow

  • @korkukokusu8311
    @korkukokusu8311 Před 3 měsíci +1864

    2 years later that male cat
    " she wasn't being friendly! "

    • @kalpanarishi6328
      @kalpanarishi6328 Před 3 měsíci +44

      😂 finally getting the hint

    • @goap690
      @goap690 Před 2 měsíci +30

      which is joke she really wasnt. She hit them for just get a mad they ignore her.

    • @anik8980
      @anik8980 Před měsícem +9

      That is because the male cats were neutered, castrated

  • @andreajasyl477
    @andreajasyl477 Před 4 lety +21535

    Girl cat: hey 😏
    Boy cat: ehhh not interested
    Girl cat: s l a p

    • @Cascade7155
      @Cascade7155 Před 4 lety +354

      ŞĽĂP

    • @KyHeartWill
      @KyHeartWill Před 4 lety +419

      Just like the simulation

    • @wellok7482
      @wellok7482 Před 3 lety +580

      @@KyHeartWill just like human females when they get rejected

    • @user-yw5fd8ob9l
      @user-yw5fd8ob9l Před 3 lety +14

      Sla

    • @raenjonnavasshuji9095
      @raenjonnavasshuji9095 Před 3 lety +222

      @@wellok7482 i saw that behavior in dudes, they treat girls like trash if the girls doesn't want them XD

  • @amishsoda7420
    @amishsoda7420 Před 4 lety +26036

    Title should be “2 holy cats reject sex before marriage”

    • @jonwright1575
      @jonwright1575 Před 4 lety +225

      I don’t know 😂

    • @aseletel5860
      @aseletel5860 Před 4 lety +151

      Yes lmao

    • @mrgamer123bestone7
      @mrgamer123bestone7 Před 4 lety +406

      Fun fact:This is filmed in Turkey, a Muslim country. And in Islam, sex before marriage is a sin. So you might be right
      Edit: Written by a Turkish Muslim himself

    • @sxd.txwn_
      @sxd.txwn_ Před 4 lety +40

      LMFAO!!! 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 THESE COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME ROLL!!! 😂

    • @cordyceps7531
      @cordyceps7531 Před 4 lety +52

      BUt CaTS CaN’T geT MaRriEd

  • @tom267
    @tom267 Před 4 měsíci +3976

    Male cats: I’m sorry but the economy’s bad right now, mice are scarce, and I just can’t afford kitten support. Good luck to you.

  • @averyj3428
    @averyj3428 Před 4 měsíci +1285

    “Nah she’s probably just being friendly”

    • @kesekater
      @kesekater Před 3 měsíci +13

      Goated comment

    • @aLenda_NaoTemComo
      @aLenda_NaoTemComo Před 2 měsíci +15

      7 anos depois deitado na cama em um sábado a tarde enquanto toma um delicioso chocolate quente que por ter demorado demais pra ser tomado acabou ficando gelado ele percebe que ela estava a fim dele 😢😢

    • @goap690
      @goap690 Před 2 měsíci +6

      seems very unfriendly she was...

    • @iletradinho
      @iletradinho Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@aLenda_NaoTemComoDo nada um comentário em português no meio dos gringos. As ideias! 🤭

    • @aLenda_NaoTemComo
      @aLenda_NaoTemComo Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@iletradinho até nas profundezas da Internet, sempre haverá um BR kkkkkkk

  • @r12j78
    @r12j78 Před 2 měsíci +395

    Damn, gets turned down, instantly resorts to violence. This girl cannot handle rejection 😂

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 Před 2 měsíci +59

      Much like the female of the human species.

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt Před měsícem +34

      @@ararune3734 occurs much more in males

    • @ararune3734
      @ararune3734 Před měsícem +59

      @@broidkanymore-zc4lt No, it really does not. If you rejected women more, you'd find out just how wrong you are.
      About 90% of women I turned down went berserk and started insulting me for no reason, commenting on how I'm ugly anyway and they're out of my league, or I must be gay, I must have a small PP or stuff like that.
      Most men on the other hand have dealt with rejection plenty and they're not reacting like that.

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt Před měsícem +22

      @@ararune3734 i said violence, not yapping

    • @broidkanymore-zc4lt
      @broidkanymore-zc4lt Před měsícem

      @@ararune3734 were talking about violence, not yapping. you dum f-ck

  • @wolfguywerewolfchannel2099
    @wolfguywerewolfchannel2099 Před 3 lety +9931

    I find it funny how the female cat gets mad and attacks the males

  • @cyrilthomas3186
    @cyrilthomas3186 Před 3 lety +18937

    The most anti-simp act the world has ever witnessed

  • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
    @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS Před 4 měsíci +519

    She for the litter box. 😂

  • @noneOfUrBussines12
    @noneOfUrBussines12 Před 4 měsíci +850

    the male cats: i dont do it before marriage

  • @justaw2982
    @justaw2982 Před 3 lety +2387

    Our family cat was raised not to be a thot, she's a diva instead.

    • @delilahdelfire729victoriar8
      @delilahdelfire729victoriar8 Před 3 lety +46

      You better watch out there going to be drama 😂

    • @shibu4soap961
      @shibu4soap961 Před 3 lety +53

      Mine too, she rejects every male cat 😂😂😂

    • @itchy8319
      @itchy8319 Před 3 lety +22

      Mines a mommy's girl. :}

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 Před 3 lety +7

      Probably just spayed, right?

    • @KoltiraMemeweaver
      @KoltiraMemeweaver Před 3 lety +21

      My male is a diva too. My rabbit doesn't understand and just stares at him in confusion lol.

  • @cademancaden
    @cademancaden Před 4 lety +39011

    These dudes can smell the child support a mile away

  • @Lostcause202
    @Lostcause202 Před měsícem +103

    This remind me of the time when I was in Tokyo , I saw a Japanese girl flirting with a shy Japanese dude, the Japanese guy was not interested but the Japanese girl just kept pursuing and she just kept bickering him to the point where he ran away so fast and she just stood there looking either confuse or pissed 😂😂😂😂

    • @alexjay5939
      @alexjay5939 Před měsícem +2

      Бывает

    • @dionostando
      @dionostando Před měsícem

      Невыдуманные истории о которых невозможно молчать.

    • @bgdgdgdf4488
      @bgdgdgdf4488 Před měsícem

      He ran to hix sex doll

    • @fuzailarshad2003
      @fuzailarshad2003 Před měsícem

      It happens with me so many times 😂. I just try to ignore but those girls always seek my attention.

    • @Dominic13337
      @Dominic13337 Před měsícem

      @@fuzailarshad2003 Same bro I can't keep these women off me, they be lining up and everything fr

  • @dragulia_venaro
    @dragulia_venaro Před 3 měsíci +244

    Female cat : Hey, do you want to have som-
    First male cat : B L E G H

  • @makotoakiyama6765
    @makotoakiyama6765 Před 3 lety +5535

    Moral of the story: Even cats have standards

    • @navycalvin9337
      @navycalvin9337 Před 3 lety +155

      Professionals have standard

    • @delilahdelfire729victoriar8
      @delilahdelfire729victoriar8 Před 3 lety +50

      Cat like hell nah I have standards and your not my standard

    • @ShFred
      @ShFred Před 3 lety +44

      Believe me even humans are not up to cat standards.

    • @delilahdelfire729victoriar8
      @delilahdelfire729victoriar8 Před 3 lety +16

      @@ShFred correct a cat looks at you and say who the hell r u your in my territory ayy don't pet me

    • @ShFred
      @ShFred Před 3 lety +10

      @@delilahdelfire729victoriar8 And some times: "Where's my food you scumbag? You can't even do a simple job right!" Or "Wake up dipshit! It's 7 in the morning already!"

  • @arollingkino
    @arollingkino Před 3 lety +4241

    "I do not wish to be horny, I wish to be happy" -the male cats brain

    • @lessermook7608
      @lessermook7608 Před 3 lety +65

      I felt that.

    • @andrea-hm9xf
      @andrea-hm9xf Před 3 lety +90

      "silence wench, i do not wish to be horny anymore, i wish to be happy." -some sound I found on tik tok

    • @shwkq310
      @shwkq310 Před 3 lety +9

      pornhub comments

    • @bubbaisdead2582
      @bubbaisdead2582 Před 3 lety +6

      @@shwkq310 lol they are so depressing now

    • @R4GNAR0G
      @R4GNAR0G Před 3 lety +15

      Every male brains, to be honest.

  • @user-yg5vc7ci4r
    @user-yg5vc7ci4r Před 2 měsíci +69

    The moment when female cat tried to slap when not getting the required attention is so accurate in nature😂

  • @rhythmnblues9195
    @rhythmnblues9195 Před 4 měsíci +83

    “I’ll be right back, just running to the shop for some ciggies!”
    *never comes back*

  • @blucrybaby9775
    @blucrybaby9775 Před 5 lety +17044

    Male cat: *rejects*
    Female: *hits him*

    • @baumber1919
      @baumber1919 Před 5 lety +2055

      Females in a nutshell

    • @commentcop6637
      @commentcop6637 Před 5 lety +322

      @@baumber1919 to true

    • @sneaky990
      @sneaky990 Před 5 lety +466

      @@baumber1919 So true, this is not funny is sad lol

    • @true_lovers_knot
      @true_lovers_knot Před 5 lety +227

      @@baumber1919 I really hope this comment- and all the replies- are jokes. :/

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 Před 5 lety +713

      *modern feminism*

  • @Merino33
    @Merino33 Před 3 lety +13311

    Male cats: sorry but premarital sex is a sin

    • @riku2484
      @riku2484 Před 3 lety +26

      Uh what?

    • @raahimfareed
      @raahimfareed Před 3 lety +267

      @@riku2484 it's a joke?

    • @joos4076
      @joos4076 Před 3 lety +57

      but they get married by mating tho

    • @joos4076
      @joos4076 Před 3 lety +51

      welp, guess he's a virgin for life lmao

    • @Merino33
      @Merino33 Před 3 lety +7

      @@joos4076 czcams.com/video/EW6m2ECJP8E/video.html

  • @KAKUN_DESU
    @KAKUN_DESU Před měsícem +27

    These chads taking November very seriously.

  • @HandleMSR25SudahDiambil
    @HandleMSR25SudahDiambil Před 3 měsíci +51

    Male Cat : " Ain't nobody got time for that"

  • @isaacjones2930
    @isaacjones2930 Před 3 lety +2700

    When cats even have Standards

    • @dosu7964
      @dosu7964 Před 3 lety +13

      True lmao

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo Před 3 lety +99

      But human simps do not.

    • @maico1760
      @maico1760 Před 3 lety +9

      He only simp Siamese Cats

    • @omoriperocondrip9130
      @omoriperocondrip9130 Před 3 lety +3

      Professionals have standards
      - Mr. Mundy (A.K.A sniper)

    • @Vibrantvenus0
      @Vibrantvenus0 Před 3 lety +2

      omega 6417
      “Be polite,be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”

  • @ArahabakinoKami
    @ArahabakinoKami Před 4 lety +7052

    The boys be like:
    "I'm not ready for this responsability, miss."
    "I'm not interested in forceful girls!"

    • @Movie2Documentary
      @Movie2Documentary Před 4 lety +73

      Funny, because the male leaves after the deed with 0 responsibility. Just like in the real world.

    • @meganbermudez299
      @meganbermudez299 Před 4 lety +110

      Movie2Documentary how is my dad still with me tho-

    • @thetechnocrat6388
      @thetechnocrat6388 Před 4 lety +40

      @@Movie2Documentary so? If I somehow got a women pregnant I would run away to another country LMAO I'm not paying child support

    • @Shevtress
      @Shevtress Před 4 lety +49

      Movie2Documentary Sexist much?

    • @_dumseagull_1531
      @_dumseagull_1531 Před 4 lety +31

      Movie2Documentary I mean my dad is still here but ig he doesn’t exist now

  • @Selahattinsuleiman
    @Selahattinsuleiman Před 2 měsíci +87

    The masculinity movement has even hit the cats!

  • @macqueen8446
    @macqueen8446 Před 11 dny +6

    The black cat for a second accept to mate with her but then she slapped him for accepting and not only for rejecting her lol, she is not happy with anything.

  • @paulbaker8734
    @paulbaker8734 Před 3 lety +4743

    Two things that concern me:
    1) This was in my recommendations
    2) I clicked on it

    • @x19exe
      @x19exe Před 3 lety +63

      But this comment section though. No regrets, no disappointments

    • @KalleVonEi
      @KalleVonEi Před 3 lety +6

      Same

    • @gabi0.4
      @gabi0.4 Před 3 lety +7

      3) I feel pretty itchy for no reason

    • @conceptual2911
      @conceptual2911 Před 3 lety

      Same

    • @supreetkumar7604
      @supreetkumar7604 Před 3 lety +2

      @@x19exe idiots fighting with each other instead of enjoying the video

  • @kyrieirving539
    @kyrieirving539 Před 4 lety +9108

    I never seen a cat want to mate so bad in my life😂 she even slaps the male for rejecting her.🤣

  • @dickygushy
    @dickygushy Před měsícem +11

    0:39 she changed her mind for the only second he was interested

  • @dndjdsksksn
    @dndjdsksksn Před 2 měsíci +62

    1:44 That cat on the background is literally me, always spectator, never protagonist

    • @mrretektor
      @mrretektor Před 2 měsíci

      Related

    • @ltenaz
      @ltenaz Před 2 měsíci +2

      He seems to be enjoying himself

    • @GooferShark
      @GooferShark Před měsícem +3

      Why would you want to be the protagonist of a harassment situation? 😦

  • @SignedWhatever
    @SignedWhatever Před 4 lety +4576

    I came here for the comments....
    Was not dissapointed.

    • @ctieyantie2481
      @ctieyantie2481 Před 4 lety +1

      good

    • @johnnysmith379
      @johnnysmith379 Před 4 lety +6

      Good, if you go to the most popular one.. They are literally having a debate about sexism.

    • @Lucas-Nunes
      @Lucas-Nunes Před 4 lety

      @@johnnysmith379 comedy at it's finest
      There's even a rickroll, *perfect*

    • @johnnysmith379
      @johnnysmith379 Před 4 lety

      @@Lucas-Nunes mhm, It is nice to meet a fellow humour consure.

    • @user-ds6bw2my7y
      @user-ds6bw2my7y Před 4 lety

      Haha the language he speaked is Turkish but comments are english.

  • @johndoe45678
    @johndoe45678 Před 5 lety +3441

    She was underage and they got it on camera.

  • @gray3508
    @gray3508 Před měsícem +9

    If this was a male cat chasing a female cat the comments would be a bit different...

  • @Funeral_Mannequin
    @Funeral_Mannequin Před 3 měsíci +59

    “Uh, excuse me miss, we’re actually a couple.”

    • @bschuber
      @bschuber Před 2 měsíci +2

      Most underrated comment of them all. Voted right to the top 😂

  • @kaismith9878
    @kaismith9878 Před 4 lety +6134

    “I’m not like those other girls”

    • @thetwelfth9987
      @thetwelfth9987 Před 4 lety +220

      “I’ll bite off your nuts”

    • @tedkazcynkski4328
      @tedkazcynkski4328 Před 4 lety +30

      @Mushroom On A Keyboard females aren't very bright

    • @DawsonBennettDawsonTv
      @DawsonBennettDawsonTv Před 4 lety +5

      @@tedkazcynkski4328 I love your name. His essay is pretty based tbh

    • @kamaruzamanbt3825
      @kamaruzamanbt3825 Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks goodness u'r not most r loud, aggressive, persuasive & preemptive made me a runaway...

    • @skpcboy
      @skpcboy Před 4 lety +6

      @Mushroom On A Keyboard r/rareinsults

  • @juf9055
    @juf9055 Před 2 lety +5637

    The first cat had a constant look of “just stop, you’re embarrassing yourself”

  • @MORGENSHTERN_LEGENDA
    @MORGENSHTERN_LEGENDA Před 2 měsíci +13

    Даже коты кошку лёгкого поведения чувствуют 😂

  • @lemurianchick
    @lemurianchick Před 4 měsíci +19

    "They're just not that into you."

  • @thechimichanga6914
    @thechimichanga6914 Před 2 lety +11791

    They be like: "I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy."

    • @samdherring
      @samdherring Před 2 lety +290

      When boy becomes man

    • @iamverysinister7393
      @iamverysinister7393 Před 2 lety +43

      are you seriously scared to misgender a cat

    • @thatncrsoldieryoushot7047
      @thatncrsoldieryoushot7047 Před 2 lety +447

      @@iamverysinister7393 what are you talking about? when they say “they” they mean both of the male cats and not just one.

    • @timberd1513
      @timberd1513 Před 2 lety +126

      @@thatncrsoldieryoushot7047 cant wait to find a person who actually is scared to misgender a cat though, i want to say what he said

    • @dankbuster2181
      @dankbuster2181 Před 2 lety +18

      "I don't want to be horny anymore, I want to be happy" is a sad excuse for humans for rejecting their very first primal instinct: to mate

  • @jalencampbell8807
    @jalencampbell8807 Před 3 lety +5515

    The male cats: This is sexual harassment and I don’t have to take it. No means no!

  • @justingreen2432
    @justingreen2432 Před 2 měsíci +10

    I love how her first advance is all cuddling and sweet and when he dosnt catch on its like CLAWS IN THE FACE, shes all like "JUST FUCK ME ALREADY YOU IDIOT!!" 😂😂😂

  • @restlesscommentator2616
    @restlesscommentator2616 Před 3 měsíci +24

    Those male cats must've heard that the female cat has something they don't want to catch.

  • @lightofheaven2930
    @lightofheaven2930 Před 3 lety +6009

    Those cats are like: I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.

  • @AmolEdm
    @AmolEdm Před 3 lety +4562

    *"These two male Cats are the CEO of Anti-Simp Organisation"*

  • @Aditya_2045
    @Aditya_2045 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Females angry on males, and males remaims calm.
    Universal thing😂

  • @benjaminmorris4962
    @benjaminmorris4962 Před 3 měsíci +17

    "Nah. Dat bish crazy!"

  • @chichan9013
    @chichan9013 Před 4 lety +14345

    "OH you don't like me?"
    *slaps*

  • @chriswilliams6735
    @chriswilliams6735 Před 4 lety +31829

    The two cats: MOM WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU

  • @blue_whale_in_the_space
    @blue_whale_in_the_space Před 3 měsíci +27

    The girl cat prolly don't lick herself all day, she's stinky😂😂

  • @User_ML907
    @User_ML907 Před 2 měsíci +19

    This pair of male cats sense children's responsibility farther than a mile.

  • @laurakanaar290
    @laurakanaar290 Před 3 lety +7501

    Female cat: Give it to meeeeee!!! Male cats: Ever since that last trip to the vet, I just haven't been in the mood 🤔

    • @tfw8738
      @tfw8738 Před 3 lety +212

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. I don’t know what these idiots are talking about in the comment section.

    • @fish9619
      @fish9619 Před 3 lety +395

      @@tfw8738 this might be something you haven't heard of but they are making a joke, ik it's hard to understand at frist, humans are weird but you will get used to it longer you interact with them :)

    • @tfw8738
      @tfw8738 Před 3 lety +180

      @@fish9619 I get that it’s a joke, but the same joke told eighteen times is a bit repetitive. “Haha girl gets rejected by chad” “girl is slut haha” “haha premarital sex bad”. And you call me the robot.

    • @qwert314oderwat
      @qwert314oderwat Před 3 lety +27

      @@tfw8738 I'm a robot 🙂

    • @Jay-oo8du
      @Jay-oo8du Před 3 lety +118

      @@tfw8738 why r u so triggered? and about cats lmao get a life

  • @adobebakurdi2219
    @adobebakurdi2219 Před 3 lety +6412

    Male cats: virginity is cool remain pure.

  • @jinanhamsapane1621
    @jinanhamsapane1621 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Male cat: "but you're my sister"

  • @ladtm
    @ladtm Před 3 měsíci +11

    0:27 look how she tried to kiss him lol

  • @TheWutangclan1995
    @TheWutangclan1995 Před 3 lety +8350

    Female cat: gets aggressively louder whenever it gets rejected
    Male cats: hoes mad hoes mad

    • @perrybro6105
      @perrybro6105 Před 3 lety +305

      The female cat got so mad and smacked both of them when the kept rejecting her, she probably played both of them, crazy ex lol.

    • @h0lodm0966
      @h0lodm0966 Před 3 lety +45

      Hoes mad

    • @x3no841
      @x3no841 Před 3 lety +29

      Lmao I love this comment 🤣

    • @T.Alexis926
      @T.Alexis926 Před 3 lety +18

      💀

    • @witchflowers6942
      @witchflowers6942 Před 3 lety +21

      Bad day for her lol

  • @backmark8173
    @backmark8173 Před 3 lety +3775

    Those male cats: *Virginity's cool, stay fresh*

    • @uniqueokk
      @uniqueokk Před 3 lety +103

      stay pure 😎

    • @ruizen7996
      @ruizen7996 Před 3 lety +106

      I take pride in my virginity and more people should

    • @Ohhiohh
      @Ohhiohh Před 3 lety +16

      Because these cats never lose

    • @Chuck_N0rris
      @Chuck_N0rris Před 3 lety +13

      Thats because I kicked you in the nuts, Adolf.

    • @syndromeofadown21
      @syndromeofadown21 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Chuck_N0rris You have kick his only nut hard enough for him not to have a child

  • @TorresTG
    @TorresTG Před 2 měsíci +3

    The cat: Don't break my eggs, better start cooking before I give you a paw.

  • @phucknaw2104
    @phucknaw2104 Před 4 lety +7310

    Her: hey daddy wanna-
    Him: no thanks
    Her: *ASSAULTS HIM*

    • @Interceptor101
      @Interceptor101 Před 4 lety +12

      69 like

    • @sasaki999pro
      @sasaki999pro Před 4 lety +149

      Him: Stop. I'm calling the police.
      Her: and what are you gonna tell them? A little calico beat you up? **Scoffs**
      Him: **brings recorded evidence to a courtroom**
      Her: Surprisedpikachu.png
      Him: **sues for defamation**
      -Still waiting on that apology from disney-

    • @grigorirasputin6443
      @grigorirasputin6443 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Interceptor101
      Sounds like jonas who was raped by his two daughter in the pornographic bible.

    • @bloodyredpill3027
      @bloodyredpill3027 Před 4 lety +12

      Mgtow!!!‼️‼️

    • @Acolyte47
      @Acolyte47 Před 4 lety +4

      Just like my ex-girlfriend...

  • @eda6217
    @eda6217 Před 4 lety +6013

    i love how at 0:27 the female cat rubs against him and he starts licking that area to clean himself... The dudes DISGUSTED

  • @Rained_On_Em
    @Rained_On_Em Před 2 měsíci +3

    The confidence on it is funny and the way she gets rejected💀

  • @Finley_RedGrayFox04
    @Finley_RedGrayFox04 Před měsícem

    She hits them like "why!! Won't!! You!! Love!! Me!!" Lol

  • @rahulkrishnananda6095
    @rahulkrishnananda6095 Před 3 lety +6126

    Plot twist : The female cat is an actor , hired the male cats's wives to do a loyalty test ...

  • @kinqslayerr2265
    @kinqslayerr2265 Před 3 lety +4896

    0:11 But look how the black and white one pats her like "Ma'am, please--"

    • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
      @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 Před 3 lety +481

      "Ma'am please calm down- I'm just a police officer"

    • @amateurpotter96
      @amateurpotter96 Před 3 lety +439

      He's a tuxedo cat. He's bound to be polite.

    • @dominika1348
      @dominika1348 Před 3 lety +17

      @@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 🙃🙃❤

    • @ashilicious4
      @ashilicious4 Před 3 lety +82

      @the ron Jaimes first she wants him and he does a rejecc then it went reverse uno card.

    • @chubbbz2169
      @chubbbz2169 Před 3 lety +44

      @@ashilicious4 not really he pretty much just bit her back cause she wouldn’t go away

  • @jonasg590
    @jonasg590 Před měsícem +4

    Nobody gonna talk about the fact that the channel name checks out 100%

  • @CRi_Dynamic101
    @CRi_Dynamic101 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Yo that I think the cat was doin a smash or pass TikTok prank 😂

  • @azazaelmaher6468
    @azazaelmaher6468 Před 2 lety +5371

    "i don't know, man, she looks too young."
    "word, word."

    • @johnsketcher1106
      @johnsketcher1106 Před 2 lety +255

      Those males probably have a wife already

    • @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
      @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198 Před 2 lety +10

      Lol

    • @dangdao8068
      @dangdao8068 Před 2 lety +24

      My art teacher next neighbor who have a cats that same side of this female cat but she half the side of male cats leg but somehow she is pregnant when she only at the age of teenage year old

    • @arianam9977
      @arianam9977 Před 2 lety +16

      @@dangdao8068 I find more surprising that your teacher would tell you that.

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Před 2 lety +42

      @@dangdao8068 almost died trying to read that ngl

  • @SidusBrist
    @SidusBrist Před 3 lety +4468

    Male cats: "No"
    Female cat: *attacks them* "I don't accept no as an answer"

    • @deinpxdoxd8490
      @deinpxdoxd8490 Před 3 lety +8

      SEVEN
      TWENTY
      SEVEN

    • @whitelonewolf146
      @whitelonewolf146 Před 3 lety +51

      Is that cat's name Karen

    • @logmaster534
      @logmaster534 Před 3 lety +1

      @@deinpxdoxd8490 WYSI

    • @rogeryoung7562
      @rogeryoung7562 Před 3 lety +42

      Male cat: “Silence wench! I don’t wish to be horny anymore!I just want to be happy”
      *Guts theme playing*

    • @c-3p099
      @c-3p099 Před 3 lety

      @@rogeryoung7562 LMAO

  • @perera_johnson
    @perera_johnson Před 3 měsíci +2

    That female cat belongs to the STREETS

  • @Peramiiy
    @Peramiiy Před 2 měsíci

    "Take me back babe, Ive changed since then" - the female cat 😂

  • @Original_Oats
    @Original_Oats Před 3 lety +3472

    Look at the size difference, She’s clearly underage.
    Mans didn’t want to catch a case.

  • @jigen0972
    @jigen0972 Před 3 lety +1183

    female cat: Hey let's have kittens!"
    male cats "OH GOD NO!!!"

    • @CostHalo_
      @CostHalo_ Před 3 lety +3

      Made me think of jojo lmfao

    • @gameguider321GO
      @gameguider321GO Před 3 lety +6

      They don't have time to pay for child support XD

    • @stefggsf
      @stefggsf Před 3 lety +1

      @Johnson Adam what the fuck is your problem dumbass? I see you in every section spouting stupid shit. If you're so much of an "alpha" get the fuck off the internet and go do something in real life.

    • @gachakidlol8431
      @gachakidlol8431 Před 3 lety +1

      No she's in heat

    • @sailorsempai
      @sailorsempai Před 3 lety +2

      S҉t҉e҉f҉g҉g҉s҉f҉ woah... what I miss 🤣

  • @LakotaWolf631
    @LakotaWolf631 Před 2 měsíci

    That 2nd one body language is keeping his guard up

  • @benjaminmorris4962
    @benjaminmorris4962 Před 3 měsíci +3

    0:59 Just slowly backing away 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @disorderedenthropy
    @disorderedenthropy Před 4 lety +8470

    She looks pregnant already, trying to find a baby daddy. The dudes ain’t having it.

    • @sivemtshakazana
      @sivemtshakazana Před 4 lety +77

      🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @dartog4967
      @dartog4967 Před 4 lety +184

      Nah pregnant mother don't look for a male, i had one 3 times.

    • @vinikk77
      @vinikk77 Před 4 lety +16

      I don't think pregnant peoples want to found a male, also you probably din't know tjat cats are fats :V

    • @vinikk77
      @vinikk77 Před 4 lety +2

      @Jessica Smith no

    • @bunnygirl3675
      @bunnygirl3675 Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah 😂

  • @brochill4692
    @brochill4692 Před 3 lety +1927

    Male cat:Disgusting, this is against my religion.

  • @DenisEmbenski
    @DenisEmbenski Před 3 měsíci +15

    Кошка: "хочешь меня?"
    Кот: "не для тебя мои яйца зрели. Отвали, глупая самка! "

  • @harshitgupta679
    @harshitgupta679 Před 2 měsíci

    "Naah, step back, the hooman is filming us"

  • @Sir_Pantsareoff
    @Sir_Pantsareoff Před 4 lety +5249

    When your wife comes home drunk on a weekday

    • @spacebumps.
      @spacebumps. Před 4 lety +406

      At least your Wife comes home...

    • @hush7359
      @hush7359 Před 4 lety +471

      @@spacebumps. you guys have wives

    • @Abby-lh1gc
      @Abby-lh1gc Před 4 lety +83

      @@spacebumps. lmfao

    • @youbakemybeans2263
      @youbakemybeans2263 Před 4 lety +64

      I read that as WHEN YOUR MUM COMES DRUNK ON A WEEKDAY

    • @yousef2551
      @yousef2551 Před 4 lety +18

      Oh wow! You guys know what wives means.

  • @moonfire18
    @moonfire18 Před 3 lety +9864

    Male cat: **Almost Every Anime Protagonist in a nutshell**

  • @rikka9528
    @rikka9528 Před 7 dny

    Ok look this is so cute 😂❤❤❤❤

  • @edwardsese2447
    @edwardsese2447 Před 4 měsíci

    shes like " C'mon, gimme take this funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff."

  • @theD1929
    @theD1929 Před 4 lety +2713

    "Hello good sir, can I have a moment of your time to talk about child support?"

    • @myaalvarado3096
      @myaalvarado3096 Před 3 lety +93

      Male cats: "I don't have kids..."
      Female cat: "Not yet." : )

    • @airosmithredila4725
      @airosmithredila4725 Před 3 lety +10

      @@myaalvarado3096 mostlikely

    • @xthegrim
      @xthegrim Před 3 lety +10

      Golden

    • @TheDailyEgg
      @TheDailyEgg Před 3 lety +3

      Yup

    • @jordanduffi
      @jordanduffi Před 3 lety +6

      @@myaalvarado3096 male cats: ohh damn girl! Don't threaten me with a good time! You can have the kids tho....

  • @garfieldfanatic
    @garfieldfanatic Před 3 lety +2090

    No one:
    The male cat: *Sorry having sex before marriage is wrong*

    • @___blocked
      @___blocked Před 3 lety +3

      AY WHAT YOU DOING HERE BRO

    • @minamanno
      @minamanno Před 3 lety

      Agreed.

    • @___blocked
      @___blocked Před 3 lety

      @@minamanno well, it really is your own decision if it's consensual.

    • @DSX1
      @DSX1 Před 3 lety

      《Ashh the Ace》 oh so ur saying what ur parents did was a mistake?

    • @felixuou2023
      @felixuou2023 Před 3 lety +1

      @L̶o̶v̶e̶l̶y̶ ᥇ꫀꪖr ;-;

  • @draco2xx
    @draco2xx Před měsícem

    male cats: child support is too expensive my love😂

  • @LioneltheInquisitor
    @LioneltheInquisitor Před 3 měsíci +3

    When you know that you are the prize not her😂

  • @flynnsa1998
    @flynnsa1998 Před 6 lety +2529

    "Sorry Miss, I'm a married man"

    • @tomroth4847
      @tomroth4847 Před 6 lety +48

      The Squealer Dealers red dead redemption?

    • @flynnsa1998
      @flynnsa1998 Před 6 lety +41

      TOM ROTH Glad someone got it 😂

    • @tomroth4847
      @tomroth4847 Před 6 lety +13

      The Squealer Dealers I knew it !! Great reference my friend :)

    • @shadowknight6664
      @shadowknight6664 Před 6 lety +10

      "Sorry, honey. I'm a married man." (Saints Row 2 reference)

    • @vittorioakbar1395
      @vittorioakbar1395 Před 6 lety +2

      top comment, u deserve a medal

  • @withinyouwithutyu1324
    @withinyouwithutyu1324 Před 3 lety +8759

    She's actually already pregnant, just doesnt know who the father is, and now that the camera is rolling she's aiming to pin child support on an innocent Tom cat.

  • @BitCoin-iu6sp
    @BitCoin-iu6sp Před 4 měsíci

    “Get that funky thang away from me!”

  • @Nidatuerrow
    @Nidatuerrow Před 2 měsíci

    Ye. 1:24 AM and getting this recommend is an obvious sign that its enought youtube fo the night 😅

  • @N2O_The1000thElement
    @N2O_The1000thElement Před 3 lety +2616

    “I think he’s gay” -Freddie Mercury

  • @ennon4880
    @ennon4880 Před 4 lety +12081

    Well, it’s official. Even cats have their own preference.

    • @ScarLeRenard
      @ScarLeRenard Před 4 lety +777

      Nah, they just don't like HOES

    • @iwonthesitateebltch3319
      @iwonthesitateebltch3319 Před 4 lety +139

      @@ScarLeRenard cats can't be hoes-

    • @ScarLeRenard
      @ScarLeRenard Před 4 lety +547

      @@iwonthesitateebltch3319 Yes they can, proof is in the video

    • @iwonthesitateebltch3319
      @iwonthesitateebltch3319 Před 4 lety +105

      @@ScarLeRenard um no it isn't- the first cat tried to mate with her the second cat probably already mated u know male cats mates with a bunch of girl cats all of them do theres no Such thing as a thot cat

    • @elliQaz
      @elliQaz Před 4 lety +357

      @@iwonthesitateebltch3319 there's this thing called a "joke", Millie

  • @Barbarian1244
    @Barbarian1244 Před 4 měsíci

    This is the cat Equivalent of no go away I don't wanna reproduce right now.

  • @raicri4421
    @raicri4421 Před 3 lety +5834

    Female cat: "How big is that D?"
    Male cat: "Small leave me alone"

  • @andrewlance3898
    @andrewlance3898 Před 3 lety +3844

    FemCat: Wanna smash?
    ManCats: Ma'am, this is a McDonalds

    • @whatisahandle_69
      @whatisahandle_69 Před 3 lety +7

      @Sweet Peep the comment threads for this video are a bad place to look for sensible discourse.

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 Před 3 lety +19

      @Sweet Peep Because a boy cat can't spot a thot
      Also, I wanted a three-letter prefix because 'femcat' and 'malecat' didn't flow as well in the brain

    • @Slland0
      @Slland0 Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @nilevalleyafrican9451
      @nilevalleyafrican9451 Před 3 lety

      a McDonald's ? I don't get it ...

    • @sethwatkins5586
      @sethwatkins5586 Před 3 lety +1

      @@nilevalleyafrican9451 lay off the weed

  • @DavidAmodeo-wm1ht
    @DavidAmodeo-wm1ht Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bro took nature out of context 💀

  • @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F
    @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F Před 3 měsíci +10

    Bro dodging that kitten support like a "Let Me Solo Her"

  • @mijajajaja
    @mijajajaja Před 4 lety +44525

    I totally went to high school with her. She hasn't changed one bit

  • @ronaldcharan2705
    @ronaldcharan2705 Před 3 lety +1835

    She's demanding those child support payments.

    • @thegangsallhere267
      @thegangsallhere267 Před 3 lety +35

      Lmao then he tell his kittens he’s gonna drink some milk from the bowl than never come back :(

    • @justarandomcatlover
      @justarandomcatlover Před 3 lety +3

      THE GANGS ALL HERE cuz the milk was lactose intolerant

    • @bobbrown5460
      @bobbrown5460 Před 3 lety +4

      Didn't know mgtow had reached the cat world

    • @emmanuel1163
      @emmanuel1163 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bobbrown5460 it's CGTOW

    • @bobbrown5460
      @bobbrown5460 Před 3 lety +1

      @@emmanuel1163 you are right my bad