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Ran out of service for a few days, but the Patter show must go on...
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One thing people may not know about the dinosaur game:
If you press down after jumping, you fast fall, allowing you more jumps in less time.
Yeah the down arrow
you are a hero
bro got that SECRET tech
"Sonic schoolhouse, sonic schoolhouse...
Patter the Na is a..
And I can't click on it"
symphonic
Love that part
I would like but I ain’t gonna ruin that 69
5:33 is the time stamp btw
This is Patters Magnouopus, his greatest video, from the start to the end. I can rewatch it again and again. This is one of my favorite videos to ever see the plain of the earth. The ending line is perfect and I'm glad that this is the first video of peters I've watched. Just spectacular.
Same here!
thats what im saying lmao
oh dear lord this videos 6 years old
I went 8 hours without internet...
Then I woke up
AleXD lol
Its called sleep. XD
You actually slept for 8 hours??
NinjaZockt r/wooooossshhhh
Phew... thought that was real for a second.
*NO INTERNET*
Time to play on my World's Smallest Violin
Da Dragon Durp YOU'RE EVERYWHERE
Da Dragon Durp YOU'RE LITERALLY ON EVERY VIDEO I WATCH...
Da Dragon Durp How are you everywhere?
1:25
15:00
This video is very nostalgic for me. I remember watching this a long time ago
Same, this was the first video of his I watched, about 3 years ago
Same
Same
Same
13:34
Peter: Here's The End, BOOM
Knuckles: *wooosh*
lol
I once went a six month period without internet. I feel you, brother.
You are a god
Fear not, my child. The Internet is a gift to us all. Use the Internet to your hearts content, but don't take it for granted. I went offline for your sins.
6 Months good god! XD
I couldn't even last a day without internet. XD
ThiGames101 Blah. Same. I feel the pain of all who suffer long periods of time without internet. It's a long, cold road to salvation.
Mine was nearing a full year..l
ThiGames101 6 months man your lucky i went almost two years with out internet
So I started the day with no Internet....
I played the Dino game so much I forgot about my other games...
😅😂
[:
Brother I'm 39 and just got pc
Thas coollll
And now you don’t know how to play them because the loss of brain cells
9:01
Me after playing two minutes of tetris
This is my favorite nature documentary
*Category: Horror*
Christian Rodriguez its horror
oh hey this is cancer cave so better watch out for pettuh haters and the love for the cancer that they have
edit: i forgot this reply and its no longer makes sense to me.
edit2: i forgot he made a good moce and deleted undertale.
This isn't a hate comment I actually found this video funny
Gaming*
+W_0 WOOSH.
"oh thats pretty cool he has undertale"
*deletes undertale*
"oh thats pretty cool he had undertale"
Luke Hall Why doesn't he have touhou?
HA HA
Luke Hall He deleted the shortcut. Not the game itself...
Legendary Mew oh my god....i didn't....as an intellectual human being........able to perceive and react to humorous content with feelings of amusement.....notice.....the joke......in which i had.....commented upon......oh dear........
Luke Hall Didnt see your reply there, do not worry. I'm sometimes dumb just like that. But in the inside, humans like us are telepathic. So yeah
0:01
i think the reason this video and the YT in 1998 video are so good is because they're genuinely relaxing, there's a lot of silent or quiet moments, the music used are nostalgic ones, and Peter's voice is very calm, no screaming into your ears or anything like that
this one has such a different feel though, probably because it's the feeling of having no internet and trying to find as much entertainment as possible, which is something i think a lot of us can relate to
it's the kind of video you'd watch when you actually have no internet (which I already did years ago!)
whoa i just wrote 3 paragraphs lol
This video gives out very good and comfy vibed to me at the evening on a sofa.
“We’re off the grid today... no inter-“
**Phone starts buffering**
FUCK
DEFENSIVE LIME DUDE YOUR MEGALOVAINIA SLOWED DOWN IS AWSOME
did not expect you here also NO UNDERTALE FUCKKKKKKKKKK
AYyyyyyyy ma BOI defensive_lime
Eyyy
Defensive_Lime lol
I went 2 years without internet. It was refreshing.
If refreshing was the underworld and my skin melting was a sun tan.
I went 1 year without internet. It was refreshing too.
Snuffleufugus I feel bad Even I couldn't do that
Solkidsol dude I have. Lived in Africa for 15 years am 16 now I never had WiFi and always on my flip phones talking to multiple crushes at the same time that’s not hard
The Ugliest go back
I went with out internet for 2 years two :3
Man how was this 5 years ago?? I remember stumbling across this and binge watching your channel
Same
"There is nothing to do."
*Laughs in artist*
*laughs in second artist*
laughs in terraria
Laughs
But then you realise you need a reference for that character you're drawing and you don't have any pictures, rip
@@ChrisShredfield no no, hes got a point.
When you have so many good games to play on multiple platforms and you decide on Sonic Schoolhouse.
probably that this would be a funnier video lol
Offline
Day - #26
I have achieved full control of my body. I have cleansed my mind from the dank memes. I have unlocked inner peace and harmony. I am practicing Yoga and Kung Fu. For me every month is a no nutt month. I see the Internet cable, but now I can fully resist because I am in control.
Day 27: I couldn't resist
I am now using INnerNeT
it's poison
Send. . . DE WEY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well, i cleansed my mind from YOU
XD that's me into it in 3 seconds... then 1 min later I've started 5 damn wars
*_ n u t t _*
xD
God
Man when I first found this channel you were sitting around 40,000 subs I’m glad to see you blow up the way you deserve good job man and keep pumping out great content.
Peter's Keyboard: My words were meant to be heard from a mile away!
Halfway through the video i just realise that im spending my time on the *INTERNET* watching this...
No shit
"hmmmm" *sees undertale*
"uhhhh"
*deletes undertale*
"Can't play undertale.."
What do you mean?
u mean dunderdale?
or.. he deleted the game from his computer?
The Chainlink Fence Studios lol
Dimondwolf sans sans
He should delete system 32
im going to download this and watch it when im stranded offline
@@Message..TheGregSalazar04. Just used the prize to fuel a fire, thanks!
Come back to this video once a year, don't know why just do.
That last line was actually creepy.
I can imagine it being the ending of a Twilight Zone episode where a guy permanently loses his internet but tries to do a vlog about it.
How would he upload the video without internet
@@Markeplier23 Nobody mentioned uploading
@@Fryman2599 yeah but still how the man upload the blog without internet
@@Markeplier23 that's the point, he is not uploading it, he is in the twilight zone
"Vine Enough At Last"
"You never realize all the great things you can't do until your internet is gone."
Oh, so true.
C1ff ik my Internet went down for 4 months last year staring in November. I had no internet at Christmas!😥
C1ff yep
#internetforlife
this is the first video of yours i watched and this is me coming back 2 years later and you are my favorite youtuber
Me: "builds a house the way I want"
mark zurkernbugrhg: I diagnose you with wrong
Mark zuckerburger
I like how he deletes Undertale and says can't play Undertale. XD
zdarkking god of evil rip undertale
And I'm doing the genocide run
No kidding
zdarkking god of evil I would do the same, I hate undertale
It's called a joke
zdarkking god of evil eh i think he trying to beat sans but its not a good timing to batlle with sans
Doing the right thing
Why am I enjoying this?! The man is dying
@Gabe Plays get out
honestly i just made this comment not expecting likes lol
Well this CZcamsr is good at least and ikr I feel bad he has no internet I hope he does soon though
U didn't expect likes????
@@Random_MantixYT yatawber?
i used to have to experience this for multiple months and i didnt have the entertainment this man did the only thing i had in xbox and my phone i could play offline games but those were not really fun so this mans got it better then me
2:09 holy moly. 2002 year! EH IN WIN 10
Omg when you said space pinball the nostalgia hit me. Also who remember purble place? I remember waking up going to my dads laptop and grinding purble place all day long for months, that was the good times.
I loved Purble Place.
Hopefully patter makes another video where he gets vista/ windows 7 games on windows 10 and plays them 😄
YES
Why
Purble place was the SHIT
“Can’t play undertale” -patter 2017
@Skalodo Forest you.... Rude person. Just because it's a 8-but game doesn't mean it's terrible. You are actually probably just some 7-year old kid trolling people
@Skalodo Forest wtf is rule3- ohhhhhhhh
The fanbas chooses to be toxic unu and I don't like that. I for one am a very terrible drawer that when I was 10, all I wanted was to get noticed on the undertale Amino. But I saw all of the toxic fans that were on there so I left. And joined Instagram, which was probably a worse idea 🤔
@Skalodo Forest I am 12, thank you very much. Judging by your videos, I'd say your 12 too?
@Skalodo Forest seriously? You only hate on the game because of the fanbase? Oh wait, MAJORITY of the people hate it because of that same exact reason. Why am I surprised? Just ignore it and enjoy the actual game. The fan base is NOT connected to the actual game.
@Skalodo Forest what the fuck does Gacha Life need to do with this? First of all, I left the Gacha Community a while ago for it's stupid, toxic community and the amount of bad videos that they produce. Second, no thanks. And third, "Nobody asked for your opinion" well, nobody asked for ANYONE'S opinion, which mean that nobody asked for yours nether, so WE are free to say OUR opinion whenever we want. Thank you very much.
Me when I’m offline: Minecraft time.
Good offline game choice
Honestly, I bust out the GameCube and play Luigi's Mansion or something
No way I found you! I remember watching everyday when I was a kid! Keep up the good work bro!
I was screaming "USE DOLPHIN"
U dont need roms
There called wii games
Joe d he can’t play it no ISO’s
yiy
EkwaMk is EkwaMk is EkwaMk is EkwaMk is EkwaMk is EkwaMk is EkwaMk is EkwaMk is EkwaMk is EkwaMk
*Stops recording*
Patter: Heh...Content
*Turns internet back on*
czcams.com/video/LVw6-HA1cp8/video.html
LOL LMAO XD
Game Over thats a true game over right there
undertale sucks lol
*triggered 9 year olds come in*
He only deleted the shortcut
Gotta love how you’re playing The Roost in the background of this video. Animal Crossing is the best game, and you must play it.
14:00
"Thank you much for-to playing my game!"
Super Mario, 1996
No problem for me, i have about 400 hours of videos and some games who dont need internet
What if you were offline 2 months, actually you would only have to watch them twice cuz sleep so 4 months
@@WordFyle oh no, that mean i have to...hang out with my friend outside
400 hours of videos?
porn?
@Random User i solved that, i dont have social life
Skyrim mega special gold premium edition
or also i heard that if your offline there is this thing you can do and see... you can allegedly "go outside" and "see the sun" which i hear is a bright yellow ball in the sky. personally never been "outside" i think its just a legend
My father went "outside" and never came back
My mother says that there are actually physical human beings other than your household members "outside" which is just madness, like I mean how's that possible. Our fridge is the only source of food right? (Other than the legend called a "farm", which is obviously bogus) Why haven't anyone got food from out fridge if there are others?
Theo Capinski I’ve looked outside My god there is sooooo many humans than Orcs,Dark Elves , Dwemmer , Goblin
Theo Capinski outside has good graphics but the gameplay is boring and the spawnrates of friends are way too low.
Wizzem I can’t run outside I only have GT 750
0:58 I love this game i dont know why
This was ether my first or second video of peters that I watched and I think I only watched a bit of it and was quite confused. Great video 10/5
Hah, lemme tell you how long I was without internet.
A few years back, we moved. Our internet had to be disconnected so our new home didn't have any yet..I was without it for a good 2 years. I became barbaric and actually went OUTSIDE. The sun was so bright but I adapted to it, everything was so cruel out there. Then that sweet sweet artificial light returned to my life and I was overjoyed. Hopefully, never again..
Lol just kidding, I was a kid and needed to go outside. I had fun with friends back then. But I do know the struggle.
Great outro btw
KayceeCoyote lier
I wouldn't lie about such a tragedy
Wow the longest I survived was 2 weeks
What the fuck is an outside?
I've went 3 years, peasant.
.
this video has been im my recommended 5 times over the past 7 months. i have watched it every time
Fusionz Fairhall same
When I didn't get internet, I'd just go onto my DS and play my games!
To all the people that are going YOU CANT MAKE A VIDEO WITHOUT INTERNET there is a thing call recording then editing witch you can do offline then get ur internet back then u can upload it plus so what if it’s fake it’s still a good video
Thank you for a fantastic 15 minutes, this is my first video on the channel and I'm not disappointed. Whatever type of fan base you have already I want to be a part of it
Ben Swanson sane
Mine too
Ben Swanson Then hit the subscribe button. Not that hard.
Happened to me for like 2 weeks. I played psp games and ps1 so I didnt get bored.
okay=?
Ahh.... Me too
Psp saved my life
I was gonna suiside
And then just saw
gta vcs
God of war
And then.........😫😫
I understand you, 2 weeks is almost impossible
PS1? i have PS3
Five Cars Five Guys pc dont have ps3 emulator. im talking about the emulators.
TIP FOR DARK FORCES: YOU CAN EITHER PRESS "PG UP" AND "PG DOWN" OR 3 AND 9 ON THE NUMBER PAD TO LOOK UP AND DOWN!
this vid has so much rewatch value
*Deletes Undertale*
"Can't play this"
Lol Funny
I can’t wait for Nintendo to release the Uiodyu 9ds! 🤤
@@itsgamingbromusicandvlogss8664 gee
R/wooooooosh
@@itsgamingbromusicandvlogss8664 r/woooosh
@@itsgamingbromusicandvlogss8664 r/woosh
@@shirtshot7975 exactly
Used to watch u 2 years ago then stopped at 1 point then this shows up
Im subscribed
For me, I get entertained very easily. And I love that little dinosaur game on chrome. Plus, I have a lot of things for when I'm offline.
Sonic's Schoolhouse: the original baldi but it's not scary.
Correction: the original Baldi but without a cringey fan base
baldi was scary?
I was thinking the same
Baldis basics was never scary
it does have a cringey fan base
This is so sad Alexa play despacito
Wait no internet no Alexa 😭😭😭😭😭
I hate that song and justin biever
People this is a reference from Nathan doan
Omg I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Home pod Apple Music
You included my favourite video game soundtrack music in this video
It seems like Peter always has at least one voice crack in all of his videos
Where?
You broke my immersion when you said you had nothing to do offline and then showed off a large stack of games that are all playable offline
You think that you'll be fine if you go offline when you have stacks of games to play, but when you become dependent on CZcams and multiple forums or social media for your entertainment and enlightenment, it's the worst kind of torture to be disconnected.
This is why I downloaded offline games.
**looks at pf** *_realy!?!?_*
YEAH
This tbh. Just fill your hard drive with video games, anime and porn and you are good to go.
Franx's Films me too. I do Tha for when I'm go in places
@@kirbymaster1111 games, anime and...
Get out.
i remember playing sonic school house when i was little. all i did was walk around looking at the pictures xD
this is one of the best videos ever ong
Dad: son in 2 mins WiFi is off me: starts downloading random vids and no WiFi games
same
uTorrent
Rockstar Games: The Complete Collection 3.5 GB / 72.4 GB. 345kb/s
10 Hours Remaining
EDIT: This is a joke about videogame piracy, so umm... r/woosh
That's 100 percent me I legit update all my offline games and download CZcams vids
pirating advertising, NOICE *thumbs up*
You misrepresented the word legitimate kid
Anyone remember that one Windows game where you made a cake with different flavors and dressed up some alien thing?
Oh god yes.
How could I not?
It's called Purble Place.
I still have it even.
God, I'm gonna have to play that now.
;)
MrFlippy Music it’s purble place
OMG.
I remember that game....
It's so fricken old....I still have it lmao
Stormtrooper:What about a kiss?
Patter: *shoots*
Stormtrooper:What about AAAaaaahhhhh!!
10:48
pretty sure i watched this video atleast one time every year since it came out
In this video:
Patter the Sodium visit's Sonic's Schoolhouse for a second semester.
"omg god is fury!? ur disgus in an bc u have a different interest then my superior interest, u comet is bad"
9:39
I thought for sure the video was glitched until he moved again! 😂
My family (except for me) have a weekend-house with no internet connection. We frequently go there. It is very good to live without internet, because You get NO ADVERTS!!!!! (and its fun)
8:50 goddamn that battle music is my ringtone and I got proper jumpscared
What would you do?
1. Go offline and play the dinosaur game
2. Do literally anything else
I would choose option 1 tbh
2
you can actually go on chrome://dino without going offline
1
3. Download offline game that you like so that you can play it if it does go no internet.
but if your computer broke, oh boy
Specialzz option 2
I could play offline games like gtA
Click, delete "can't play undertale"
Zachary Boland lmao
Zachary Boland nice
This is a modern classic.
10:51 me when I dont get my hot pockets
6:45
"I will applaude this game for putting me in the credits. I feel like that's something, something, games don't do that anymore!"
Doki Doki Literature Club
Adam McLean thank you
Special Thanks
Monika
[yourname]
What's your point?
this happened to me for 35 minutes and i almost died
no joke
i went a year without internet and no eletronics
I went a week without masturbating, I know, I’m stronger than you peasants
+Zack Playz NOOI NO WAYY
My power went out for 13 hours so I guess so
I had a power outage for over 1 day. I didn't die, we had more games.
The weird thing about dark forces is that looking up and down is page up and page down. How would anyone ever guess that?!?! Then again when the game was created, there really was no standard keybinds
YOOO I JUST REMEBERED THIS VIDEO FROM 4 YEARS AGO AND I FOUND IT AGAIN
Back when we had to play Purple Place lmao
Purble place...
I used to love that game so much
I revisited it a few months ago, and I was like "I was a weird kid ùwu."
Omg yes I had to play it because in the past my internet was weak and I had to wait until video on youtube will load xd
@yah yeet yep I had it on vista lol
@yah yeet bruh same
Now that is how a true gamer is born.
A day without internet...? NOOOOOOOOO.
(Where's Cardboard Silver? I miss him.)
He only works when there is internet
Max Schiffer his name is sliver
Same here.
Same lol
Trevnado 64 But he's made out of Cardboard. Think before you say something.
a fan of the dark forces/jedi knight series i see. Truly a man with finer tastes.
While i watched this i forgot i had wifi and i felt empty inside until the video ended and i remembered
IT'S NO USE!!!
I hate it when people steal my comment ideas
Take this: *MEGA C*M BLAST!*
H
Damn
I have no idea who you are, I've never seen you before but you just made my day so much better.
Peter: its like a puzzle game and a 1st person shooter
Doom: do you think im a joke
This is the video that made me subscribe
Fun fact: if you copy the old built in games from like Windows XP to modern Windows, then they work almost perfectly on the latest version! So I can play Space Cadet 3D Pinball on my Windows 7 rather than my 15 year old dinosaur of an XP. The Windows Vista versions even have controller support! Despite the fact that Microsoft hadn’t released a USB 360 controller yet. I don’t know if the controller support actually works on modern windows as I don’t have a Vista computer anywhere so I can’t test it.
- Don’t have a virtual machine.
I use a PS3 controller with SCP toolkit, I believe is the name of it, to play my games
3:46 It still has Minesweeper, you just need to install it. Microsoft has it available in the Windows Store, which you need internet to access, so...
Excuse me but HUH
When u said it's all worth it I always think of mh it's so hard but so amazing and so worth the time you spend on them
Peter : it's probably all offline games I can play right now
Other offline games (like singleplayer gmod/dolphin): *EXISTS*
offline
day 100
I can fly and bend air.
Lol
Oml, was that a LoK reference?
offline
year 14
I am alive.
Offline
Year 69
I can't hear out of my right eye anymore.
online
Year 131
Fortnite is still Early access
Wait... is Sonic's Schoolhouse where the idea of Baldi's Basics came from???
Simple YT
Its a Remastered ver and yes :(
This was the first video I've ever seen from this CZcamsr
dam, rewatching vids u made in 2016/2017 makes me feel old, 4 yearz