Splatoon 2 - This is why Team Cake should have won

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  • What are you talking about, I am not salty.
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  • @J_mtoft
    @J_mtoft Před 7 lety +213

    i picked ice cream because i like ice cream, not because it's Marina's team but because ice cream

  • @malibu2174
    @malibu2174 Před 7 lety +1238

    I like marina more, but that's not why I chose ice cream. I chose ice cream because I like ice cream more.

    • @woomynstuff9683
      @woomynstuff9683 Před 7 lety +31

      I mean, who eats cake in summer? I prefer ice cream cake, but ice cream cake is just ice cream in a form of a cake... But I like Pearl and Marina equally

    • @BlizzyAdeline
      @BlizzyAdeline Před 7 lety +5

      Gaming Primarina. What about ice cream cake?

    • @kannon8801
      @kannon8801 Před 7 lety +4

      Gaming Primarina
      Well I have a summer birthday so, cake, cake, and cake every summer!

    • @BlizzyAdeline
      @BlizzyAdeline Před 7 lety

      pokekannon Hey... Do you watch Kid Chimeras live streams?

    • @murfee
      @murfee Před 7 lety +1

      lol I like ice cream in the summer, but strawberry shortcake is really refreshing I think

  • @fussypuckr5080
    @fussypuckr5080 Před 7 lety +226

    Holy crap someone who can actually control sting ray

    • @mariojose1587
      @mariojose1587 Před 7 lety +3

      Kirby8000 Rox is kinda hard to comteol but not really hard

    • @eonstar
      @eonstar Před 7 lety +3

      look up thatsrb2dude He's the best

    • @eonstar
      @eonstar Před 7 lety +10

      The reason why motion controls are good is because it's the closest thing you can get to a mouse on a controller. And you can buy a 3rd party controller that doesn't use motion controls or have the amibo functionality if you want. You can play splatoon without motion controls fine but you'd wouldn't be able to get to the level of a motion control user. It's not like it doesn't work either, motion controls for splatoon and arms are very accurate. Even in breath of the wild they are accurate as well. And sure, you can play those games without using motion controls, but you'd only be puting yourself at a disadvantage.

    • @cyncynshop
      @cyncynshop Před 7 lety +1

      M LT Oh no Nintendo forcing you conspiracy!! Scary!

    • @MilesG580
      @MilesG580 Před 7 lety +1

      Kirby8000 Rox holy crap there is too many likes on this comment

  • @willmango4750
    @willmango4750 Před 7 lety +1313

    Was I the only one who only chose my team because I like ice cream? I don't give two shits about who's team it is

    • @dietwater8380
      @dietwater8380 Před 7 lety +39

      ASimpleTacoTurtle i like ice cream and marina

    • @Its_JustLynn
      @Its_JustLynn Před 7 lety +49

      Same, I picked Team Ice cream for the theme, not for Marina.

    • @pipboysandlightsabers5478
      @pipboysandlightsabers5478 Před 7 lety +9

      ASimpleTacoTurtle Ice Cream is better

    • @snivyservine6361
      @snivyservine6361 Před 7 lety +8

      ASimpleTacoTurtle Chose for ice cream. In all honesty the Off the Hook idols look generic to me.

    • @thirst7827
      @thirst7827 Před 7 lety +10

      Ice cream is better than cake

  • @bizzarro6576
    @bizzarro6576 Před 7 lety +301

    To be honest I hate cake unless it's ice cream cake...or cheesecake

  • @rackel9574
    @rackel9574 Před 7 lety +389

    Okay guys you can't go accusing Marina-lovers for being the reason Cake lost...
    unless in every single other Splatfest Marinas team wins because people like her as their waifu...
    then you can blame the fanboys.

    • @myinhibitions6564
      @myinhibitions6564 Před 7 lety +6

      CinnamonRollyPollie no matter what team marina is on I'll pick Marina's side even if I'll get more bad players I'll play teams with my friends so I can still support marina

    • @mon2u
      @mon2u Před 7 lety +57

      Nin10 You are stupid as hell.

    • @aryanpatel2924
      @aryanpatel2924 Před 7 lety +50

      Nin10 - No, you can pick marina when it's the rivalry splatfest (Pearl vs. Marina)
      But until then, you pay attention to the subjects, not the waifu(s)

    • @myinhibitions6564
      @myinhibitions6564 Před 7 lety +17

      Guys I can pick whoever the fuck I want I'm not stupid for picking a group because I love marina if pearl was winning you guys wouldn't be complaining I'll keep pushing the popular vote for marina and playing teams with competitive players (my friends) to try and push for her if I want

    • @OhHaiLuLi
      @OhHaiLuLi Před 7 lety +69

      Congratulations Nin10, you've killed the entire point of Splatfest.

  • @wildgaming5873
    @wildgaming5873 Před 7 lety +345

    Marina is not waifu material. The Ice Cream is true waifu ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @ifiinch
      @ifiinch Před 7 lety +21

      HoundLoom no truer words

    • @gothica3605
      @gothica3605 Před 7 lety +34

      I like Mariana but she is way overrated

    • @punmasterluke841
      @punmasterluke841 Před 7 lety +8

      +Chastity Embick She's not over rated, she's under rated. You should realize that people like the squid sister more than stay off the hook. Smh

    • @San-gm4fe
      @San-gm4fe Před 7 lety +2

      Nah mate splatbrella is best waifu

    • @ravja44
      @ravja44 Před 7 lety +3

      Noo...Jelfonzo's best waifu (:

  • @Fojabass
    @Fojabass Před 7 lety +64

    I only chose Ice Cream because I liked it.
    Honestly, I don't like the type of people who chose based on the new duo.

    • @aryanpatel2924
      @aryanpatel2924 Před 7 lety +4

      Kaiserness - Exactly! To all those people who chose ice cream because of marina, no. That's what you do on the final splatfest

    • @yourneighbor5010
      @yourneighbor5010 Před 7 lety +2

      Aryan Patel Who gave you the authority to lecture people on how they should pick. I'm gonna admit it, I chose ice cream cause of Marina. So what? Who cares, I can choose who I want by the person. It's not like its against the rules or I'm gonna get banned and crap like that.

    • @aryanpatel2924
      @aryanpatel2924 Před 7 lety +2

      Your Neighbor - Well, did anyone give YOU the authority to lecture me. Whatever, I don't have time to talk to squids like you

    • @bigbunga2996
      @bigbunga2996 Před 7 lety +1

      I only chose based on who i knew would win and seeing as who was liked more i chose correctly
      Because my aunts wedding literally took me 4 hours until i got home and then it was like 9:04

  • @beepbeeplettuce1599
    @beepbeeplettuce1599 Před 7 lety +306

    Hawke, its 3 am. GO TO SLEEP
    Edit: How did this unoriginal comment get so many likes wtf

  • @QueenFondue
    @QueenFondue Před 7 lety +42

    "You should have paid attention to your surroundings."
    *Proceeds to get splatted*

  • @hemi1496
    @hemi1496 Před 7 lety +27

    Ice Cream had so much popularity, it took me hours to find a Cake Player xD

  • @MrCoco02100
    @MrCoco02100 Před 7 lety +796

    I mean we are in the middle of summer !
    I don't want a heart warming cake !
    I WANT a Giant ball of ice cream !

    • @gabrielgonzalez1545
      @gabrielgonzalez1545 Před 7 lety +2

      Hawke | Cyan ikr

    • @osmanf.9126
      @osmanf.9126 Před 7 lety +18

      Hawke | Cyan Cake is good at any time.

    • @clam18
      @clam18 Před 7 lety +11

      Hawke | Cyan And that's why I joined Team Ice Cream.

    • @kannon8801
      @kannon8801 Před 7 lety +6

      At least baking cake is a bunch of fun to do, thats why I chose team cake.

    • @fourme7690
      @fourme7690 Před 7 lety +4

      ice cream is better in any way and this is the summer: everything is said

  • @hAze_the_shrimp
    @hAze_the_shrimp Před 7 lety +251

    This is obvious humor but...
    THIS IS WHY SPLAT2N HAS NO VOICE CHAT (yet).

    • @lemumle
      @lemumle Před 7 lety +13

      Shmever3
      More like CAN'T have voice chat
      because people are salty

    • @gothica3605
      @gothica3605 Před 7 lety +2

      JunkOTrash129000 Not only that but, this is a global game. People wont be able to understand each other if one speaks Korean, one japanese and, one english. It just wouldnt work.

    • @Azumaville
      @Azumaville Před 7 lety

      Splat2n? Don't you mean Splatwoon?

    • @hAze_the_shrimp
      @hAze_the_shrimp Před 7 lety

      Chastity Embick solution. Just use discord

    • @MythicalHex
      @MythicalHex Před 7 lety

      it does now if you have the switch app

  • @nomoreprisonerbans
    @nomoreprisonerbans Před 7 lety +97

    Percentage of teams:
    Ice Cream:
    50%: Because they like icecream more
    20%: They just decided to.
    19%: Marina is hot
    1%(Me): You wanted to be COOL and make weird puns so you choose it.
    Cake:
    Mainly because they like cake.

    • @bigbunga2996
      @bigbunga2996 Před 7 lety +2

      3% people who knew marina was going to win and chose Harb- Marina because of that

    • @samd1o14
      @samd1o14 Před 7 lety +9

      5% they liked the color better

    • @jedikraft1655
      @jedikraft1655 Před 7 lety +4

      Chloe :3 let me fix ice cream
      99% fucking marina
      1% other

    • @An_Wookers
      @An_Wookers Před 7 lety +5

      Sir Jedsalot stop raging noob

    • @broom2839
      @broom2839 Před 7 lety +7

      I'll never understand why people think Marina is hot. She's like three feet tall and literally has tentacles for hair.

  • @jakexrain1034
    @jakexrain1034 Před 7 lety +62

    *sigh* I need to get me a Switch....

    • @gothica3605
      @gothica3605 Před 7 lety +2

      JakexRain Dont we all? Lol

    • @hipperskipper8713
      @hipperskipper8713 Před 7 lety

      Not all.

    • @commandertaco1762
      @commandertaco1762 Před 7 lety

      JakexRain I was lucky, the GameStop I got mine at had a shipment of 4 switches that day XD

    • @ven_uwu
      @ven_uwu Před 7 lety +3

      Here's a light switch :D You can turn it on and off :D

    • @kerry3777
      @kerry3777 Před 7 lety

      Venture._.splatoons c: If it's not working, try turning it off and on again.

  • @zoolio
    @zoolio Před 7 lety +86

    The lag you encountered is unbelievable. People dying 1-2 seconds after being spatted!!! I played all 3 splatfests and never experienced anything half as bad as what you did

    • @wokkem3728
      @wokkem3728 Před 7 lety +1

      T Mad yes same, I didn't even had lag

    • @woomynstuff9683
      @woomynstuff9683 Před 7 lety

      T Mad Goodness, you must be real lucky

    • @ojcb6721
      @ojcb6721 Před 7 lety

      T Mad same I was on my mobile hotspot and I didn't get the amount of lag he got

    • @giada3190
      @giada3190 Před 7 lety +2

      You think that lag was bad? I got to play... maybe 10 battles. I kept getting "Communication Error".. ;-;

    • @malakaithegamer4051
      @malakaithegamer4051 Před 7 lety +1

      Happens to me when I play Splatoon 2 then I get a ban

  • @SenorSalty
    @SenorSalty Před 7 lety +65

    I like Ice Cream more than cake and if Pearl was Team Ice Cream, I still would've chosen it. I choose my team based on the topic, not the person representing it. (I do like Marina better though)

    • @woomynstuff9683
      @woomynstuff9683 Před 7 lety +17

      Señor Salty Exactly. You choose the team that you like, because of the topic, NOT always the team with the thick booty girl.

    • @rednexo4903
      @rednexo4903 Před 7 lety +1

      Señor Salty IKR

    • @bigbunga2996
      @bigbunga2996 Před 7 lety +1

      I choose because of who will win

    • @tylertinsley5573
      @tylertinsley5573 Před 7 lety +2

      Chocolate Mind bandwagon scrub

    • @beeptheguy
      @beeptheguy Před 7 lety

      Señor Salty same

  • @DragonPulse1000
    @DragonPulse1000 Před 7 lety +20

    P.S. I hope all future splatfest are not like this. It's going to be really annoying yet predictable if everyone is going to side with Marine every single time regardless of the team theme. But in most cases it's usually the less popular team that gets more wins so if the popularity rates are not too far apart in future splatfest, the less popular side usually has a fair chance of winning.

    • @bigbunga2996
      @bigbunga2996 Před 7 lety +2

      I agree this is exactly what i said one time basically it's never going to be pearl vs marina it's Whatever earl chose vs marina we need to change this to whatever pearl chose vs whatever marina chose

    • @srezzrim
      @srezzrim Před rokem

      ​@@bigbunga29965 years later...

  • @Leo-ei8zq
    @Leo-ei8zq Před 7 lety +7

    Why cake team should have won according to whitehawke: because HE played very well

  • @plat6559
    @plat6559 Před 7 lety +464

    H E S B A C K

  • @annalindhusen957
    @annalindhusen957 Před 7 lety +513

    If marina was on team cake team cake would probably have won, becaue everyone is so obsessed with marina -_-

  • @nathankhien4585
    @nathankhien4585 Před 7 lety +16

    i love ice cream cake, best of both worlds

  • @akomplished2072
    @akomplished2072 Před 7 lety +87

    am i the only one that prefers cake over ice cream-? i love marina, but i chose team cake because i feel as though pearl doesn't get much love. *A N D* oreo cake is _bomb_

    • @chefboyardee4732
      @chefboyardee4732 Před 7 lety +3

      akomplished Finally someone said it!!

    • @ven_uwu
      @ven_uwu Před 7 lety +5

      Warning: The Oreo cake will unleash a nuclear atomic explosion in around-
      (Ded)

    • @gromitshoe2997
      @gromitshoe2997 Před 7 lety +1

      akomplished EAT. SOME. ICE CREAM CAKE

    • @niceskinnygirl
      @niceskinnygirl Před 7 lety +2

      akomplished oreo ice cream cake thoo i shoulve chose cake as cheesecake and ice cream cake are my favorite desserts uGhH

    • @user-ym3nv2ml7z
      @user-ym3nv2ml7z Před 7 lety

      akomplished Damn I forgot about Oreo cake I picked ice cream

  • @Villainous_Maestro
    @Villainous_Maestro Před 7 lety +29

    100th comment: when you have the switch but you don't have splatoon vs people who don't have the switch but want to play splatoon 2

    • @kobeaguzar2060
      @kobeaguzar2060 Před 7 lety

      Galaxy Girl actually it's people who don't have a switch but their parents bought them splatoon 2 thinking it's for the wii u and the th I'd is people who don't have a switch and the have splatoon 10th

    • @Villainous_Maestro
      @Villainous_Maestro Před 7 lety

      Kobe Aguzar ok

  • @Pleshie
    @Pleshie Před 7 lety +10

    When you're working part time, you would rather pay for a box of icecream than a whole damn cake

  • @mochabear4326
    @mochabear4326 Před 7 lety +11

    This was basically how my entire Splatfest experience went. Minus the great aim.

  • @imcalv1n63
    @imcalv1n63 Před 7 lety +114

    I don't get why cake players are so salty. It doesn't matter if people picked Ice cream for the food or bc Marina is cool. Ice cream's win was completely fair why not a "wow that splatfest was super fun" instead

    • @magmangle
      @magmangle Před 7 lety +65

      I was on team Ice cream, and I still don't find it quite fair that people picked ice cream for Marina. You don't pick your team on your favorite of the two, beint Pearl or Marina, you pick your team on your favorite of the two, being the actual teams.

    • @IAMTHESLIME_
      @IAMTHESLIME_ Před 7 lety +5

      true
      but marina actually looks normal unlike pearl
      her face looks like satan reincarnated and was born from a shanked demon
      ice cream is a lot better tho
      and in Japan pearl won
      she had rock, marina pop
      ew pop we have j biebs

    • @unikitty-hr5xp
      @unikitty-hr5xp Před 7 lety +8

      @SlimesCanCraft
      Yeah, Marina's forehead is bigger than my future.

    • @tommygenesisenthusiast
      @tommygenesisenthusiast Před 7 lety +27

      SlimesCanCraft Pearl is super cute!

    • @unikitty-hr5xp
      @unikitty-hr5xp Před 7 lety +2

      @Professor Jing Wei
      What? Seriously? Im just saying she looks too angry and her personality is very unlikable.

  • @soulroyal7039
    @soulroyal7039 Před 7 lety +8

    The true winner is icecream cake xD

  • @Isyrawr
    @Isyrawr Před 7 lety +64

    new players are welcome... but it's kinda annoying when you're the only experienced players in your team n theyre not helping lol. sometimes they can be helpful when i flank tho

    • @xxcg724xx
      @xxcg724xx Před 7 lety +1

      #noragequit

    • @andreszarate1838
      @andreszarate1838 Před 7 lety +1

      1 ieed switch 2 need splatoon 2 3 ... no lagers who leave u behind😑.

    • @antdog902
      @antdog902 Před 7 lety +3

      Wyatt Cobb that's probably more true, I'm S rank and it's gonna take me at least a week to play like I used to

    • @CapnCinnamonBunVideogamemaster
      @CapnCinnamonBunVideogamemaster Před 7 lety +5

      Isyraq Abu Bakar
      I'm pretty good at Splatoon 1 but it took me a while to get used to playing with the switch.

  • @eduardoalvarez4617
    @eduardoalvarez4617 Před 7 lety +36

    I really want them to buff the stingray a little. Maybe increasing movement speed or radius of the ray

    • @durkadur27
      @durkadur27 Před 7 lety

      no its fine like this

    • @Rayutomoto
      @Rayutomoto Před 7 lety

      durkadur27 maybe he was right I have zero problem just jumping left and right

    • @durkadur27
      @durkadur27 Před 7 lety

      im cooking these squids medium rare using sting ray so git gud bruh.

  • @Tekko02
    @Tekko02 Před 7 lety +165

    Whelp, we were really close. We lost pretty hard on popularity, but we won Squad Matches and we were very close to getting Solo Matches too. We were few, but damn we were determined.
    Forever, #teamcake

    • @bombytetoo
      @bombytetoo Před 7 lety +1

      Lorenzo Flaminj #teamicecream

    • @Ran_Shaf
      @Ran_Shaf Před 7 lety +9

      We won in heart

    • @squidork4355
      @squidork4355 Před 7 lety +1

      Lorenzo Flaminj #teamicecream

    • @247gaming42
      @247gaming42 Před 7 lety +6

      well the only reason you got close to winning is becuse there were so many ice cream v ice cream matches. So, because of that none of those matches mattered in the counting of points p.s #TeamIceCream

    • @Bee_with_a_Knife
      @Bee_with_a_Knife Před 7 lety +4

      Lorenzo Flaminj I was a team cream person myself (and not because I like marina more I like them both equally okay), but I respect you for almost beating us.

  • @MontezBoydStarks504
    @MontezBoydStarks504 Před 7 lety +29

    Fuck, these next few Splatfests are going to have salty-ass players who picks the team that Pearl likes, then when they lose, they're going to blame people who like Marina and picked their team.
    It was only 2 fucking points. Popularity was close. Team Victories were close. Just play harder next time. No point in arguing, nobody won anything important.

    • @MontezBoydStarks504
      @MontezBoydStarks504 Před 7 lety +11

      ...good Splatfest nonetheless.
      Team Glorified Sugar Bread did good, and Team Frozen Milk did good, too. Woomy.

    • @mewo2854
      @mewo2854 Před 7 lety +14

      "Popularity was close"
      lmao
      you better recheck
      Team cake's popularity was like 20%+
      while ice cream's was 70%+

    • @mitarashi8091
      @mitarashi8091 Před 7 lety

      Aleeya in terms of battle percentage for both solo and team, it was very close you can't deny that.

    • @cookiecake2108
      @cookiecake2108 Před 7 lety +1

      I picked team cake and I'm sick of people saying "oh it was Marinas fault that we lost!" I'm the only one who was like "gg guys... good splatfest, right? Right?!"

    • @Theflameblast22
      @Theflameblast22 Před 7 lety +4

      Fuck you mean "popularity was close"? 76% to 24% is a fucking stomp.

  • @brendopls
    @brendopls Před 7 lety +198

    You chose team cake? Thank you.

    • @antdog902
      @antdog902 Před 7 lety +23

      Fellow Meme Fan you're fucking kidding me. ugh, I feel like splatoon2 will not be as enjoyable if people are gonna be this fucking salty over splatfest

    • @mariojose1587
      @mariojose1587 Před 7 lety +5

      Antdog 902 This is how splatfest work dude you missed the first Splatoon right?

    • @montydoesgames
      @montydoesgames Před 7 lety

      Pluendi thank you I did too

    • @montydoesgames
      @montydoesgames Před 7 lety +1

      Antdog 902 STOP SWEARING IN THE COMMENTS OF A KIDS GAME VIDEO

    • @4rcade590
      @4rcade590 Před 7 lety +23

      montydoesgames this is the internet. The fuck did you expect.

  • @mr.gamer9447
    @mr.gamer9447 Před 7 lety +7

    1:34 did he say ''Oh My Cod''? Fucking puns!

  • @QueenElysey
    @QueenElysey Před 7 lety +23

    I choose team ice cream because I love Ice cream not because marina but people choose ice cream because marina and that just idk what's the word

  • @ayebowzee1668
    @ayebowzee1668 Před 7 lety +8

    I actually eat cake way more than icecream

  • @bluejey1564
    @bluejey1564 Před 7 lety +17

    pearl and marina are equals in my eyes , I just voted ice cream because it's better than cake 😏

  • @juniorreyes978
    @juniorreyes978 Před 7 lety +27

    i wish they keep pearl and marina's choice a secret untill the end of the splatfest

    • @bigbunga2996
      @bigbunga2996 Před 7 lety +2

      Then it would just be Pearl vs marina every time which would be bad for splat fests and boring in which then you realize that you wanted to choose dogs over cats then you would find out that you were on cats the whole time

    • @virulace191
      @virulace191 Před 7 lety +7

      Chocolate Mind I think they meant the opposite, for example you would choose dogs and at the end of the splatfest its revealed that was what Pearl preferred.

    • @juniorreyes978
      @juniorreyes978 Před 7 lety +1

      JessyP Kitty your right thats what i meant

    • @garyconstanza3120
      @garyconstanza3120 Před 7 lety +1

      It's already Pearl vs Marina, tho

    • @kerry3777
      @kerry3777 Před 7 lety +9

      Junior Reyes That's a really good idea! That would be more fair, rather than everyone just jumping on Marina's side because "She's suuuper cute and waifu material"

  • @bannock4957
    @bannock4957 Před 7 lety +18

    I feel like Nintendo's trying to replace Callie and Marie

    • @owouwaa
      @owouwaa Před 7 lety +17

      Bannock49
      Christ's sake they aren't replacing Callie and Marie, in fact, Callie probably plays a bigger role, she just became an antagonist meanwhile Marie helps our character throughout the game. So they still play the major role, although they do not make music anymore, probably.
      Another reason is that Splatoon 2 is kind of like an another generation, much newer. The Squid Sisters were good, in fact people love them, but of course, we need to be introduced to brand new characters, say, if something was repeated over and over again, would you still like it the same?

    • @woomynstuff9683
      @woomynstuff9683 Před 7 lety +5

      King of Pastel I mean, it also makes room for original and new characters, even if people still like Callie and Marie.

    • @unikitty-hr5xp
      @unikitty-hr5xp Před 7 lety +1

      Yeah, Pearl and Marina are just Callie and Marie, but with WAAAYYYY more exaggerated personalities. Pearl is a really unlikable character in my opinion.

    • @tommygenesisenthusiast
      @tommygenesisenthusiast Před 7 lety

      Bannock49 *SPOILER*
      Calli is the Final boss.

    • @bannock4957
      @bannock4957 Před 7 lety

      Professor Jing Wei I know I watched Splatoon 2 All Bosses

  • @Cruestoralus
    @Cruestoralus Před 7 lety +169

    finally a good CZcamsr on team cake I was wanting the win to hawk you're not alone also I think you need better wifi because the splatfest ran really smoothly at my time

    • @GSTOaby14
      @GSTOaby14 Před 7 lety +15

      Ghost Girl127 He was live streaming the splatfest so that is why his connection was soo poor. He said he was getting better Internet so these kinds of things don't happen, but we'll see.

    • @imcalv1n63
      @imcalv1n63 Před 7 lety +12

      Ghost Girl127 thatSRB2Dude was on cake he is arguably one of the best splatoon players around. Check out his channel

    • @deviatvenglish
      @deviatvenglish Před 7 lety

      +Umbur Hes a God

    • @dyedera3797
      @dyedera3797 Před 7 lety

      YEH

    • @shiruko_1647
      @shiruko_1647 Před 7 lety +2

      Ghost Girl127 … MY wifi is perfectly fine. And it still kicked me out every now and then. I'm reoffend sure he had good wifi.

  • @egs1498
    @egs1498 Před 7 lety +6

    this is your new why splatoon? series.Thats cool

  • @blackphoenix9000
    @blackphoenix9000 Před 7 lety +7

    We all know that the last Splatfest of the game is going to be Squid Sisters vs Off The Hook.
    Accept it.

    • @jellyberry6387
      @jellyberry6387 Před 7 lety +1

      Dark Champion Zavok It won't
      You cant just have pearl choose singing group over another

    • @deepseablue9822
      @deepseablue9822 Před 6 lety

      10 month old comment, I know, but to my knowledge, both Pearl and Harbo- I mean Marina are fans of the Squid Sisters, so maybe one of them would side with them, but it's more likely that it would be Pearl vs Marina.

    • @lorenaj7441
      @lorenaj7441 Před 6 lety +1

      It's actually Woomy vs Veemo

    • @razziechkn
      @razziechkn Před 5 lety

      Chaos vs order

  • @bizzarro6576
    @bizzarro6576 Před 7 lety +9

    OLD SCHOOL WHITEHAWKE IS FINALLY BACK!

  • @cjsnappi1535
    @cjsnappi1535 Před 7 lety +4

    The only cake I like is cheesecake

  • @MidoseitoAkage
    @MidoseitoAkage Před 7 lety +4

    Ice cream ftw because all the time, the cake is a lie.

  • @kayochinyomama
    @kayochinyomama Před 7 lety +1

    "Hahah! You should pay attention to your surroundings!"
    **Gets splatted just after for not paying attention to his own surroundings.**

  • @diegoav974
    @diegoav974 Před 7 lety +3

    Summer is why Ice Cream won.

  • @Ashariii
    @Ashariii Před 7 lety +10

    if it makes you feel better, we only won by 2 percent.

    • @woomynstuff9683
      @woomynstuff9683 Před 7 lety +2

      Super Saiyan Wally/Walrus And I thought it would be a landslide.

    • @myinhibitions6564
      @myinhibitions6564 Před 7 lety +3

      Super Saiyan Wally/Walrus that's about average for splatfest standards

  • @ActuallyTragic
    @ActuallyTragic Před 7 lety +160

    Because Splatoon 2 has voice chat, you had to come up with a new name, huh?
    Also, sorry to say, but Ice Cream only won because of the majority vote. All of you on Ice Cream played like ass (NOTE I'M EXAGGERATING I KNOW IT WAS ONLY A MARGINAL LOSS IN HOW MANY BATTLES WE WON AGAIN THIS IS HYPERBOLE).

    • @ImmortalTheOwl
      @ImmortalTheOwl Před 7 lety +22

      It doesn't work like that anymore, they're doing a 0-3 scenario. You saw that Ice Cream got 2-1 against Cake right?
      I guess thats the new Splatfest system.
      And about the "All of Ice-Cream playing like ass" bit, I've only lost about a small amount of matches I played and won most of them.

    • @SassyYariKu
      @SassyYariKu Před 7 lety +24

      Salt?
      I mean our team got the most wins in Solo matches. Sure my teammates sometimes had to be carried but a win is a win :D

    • @ImmortalTheOwl
      @ImmortalTheOwl Před 7 lety +2

      Who says I was being salty? I'm saying how my experience was, not how everyone was.

    • @ActuallyTragic
      @ActuallyTragic Před 7 lety +5

      Immortalhawk383 Yeah I did too but loads of players on the team were either new or kids, which is always the case with the popular vote. Very little deaths actually happened in my matches and still we won less matches than Cake. Hence, playing like ass.

    • @ImmortalTheOwl
      @ImmortalTheOwl Před 7 lety

      And I was in 'team match' playing with friends, not solo.

  • @SegaMaster172
    @SegaMaster172 Před 7 lety +1

    ~Video Thumbnail~ Marina: "Pearl, do you believe in unicorns?"Pearl: "Uhh Marina, just how old do you actually think I..."**shoves a cone of ice cream on Pearl's forehead**Marina: "Belieeeeeve~!" Pearl: "......The things I put up with..."

  • @smolenbyy
    @smolenbyy Před 7 lety

    I was so happy to see this in my list. Unfortunately I can't get this game yet because I don't have the switch, but I'll have a lot of fun watching any possible future splatfests you may upload in the future :3

  • @ImmortalTheOwl
    @ImmortalTheOwl Před 7 lety +5

    Throughout the whole video I enjoyed but Hawke, didn't you know about Charge-Swimming? It's where you charge up a shot and swim and it wont reset for a few seconds unlike the first game.

    • @Blueapple5TheMage
      @Blueapple5TheMage Před 7 lety +2

      not to mention the ability to basically retain a charge for a prolonged amount of time by shifting between modes frequently when moving

    • @ImmortalTheOwl
      @ImmortalTheOwl Před 7 lety +2

      Yep, I haven't seen him do that once (or at least I think he hasn't yet.)

    • @isnipeppl8207
      @isnipeppl8207 Před 7 lety

      MC Sharubii Hella true like what Power did in his montage he saved his charge infinity long

    • @Blueapple5TheMage
      @Blueapple5TheMage Před 7 lety +1

      Deviyon Williams not to mention you can save it while riding ink rails using that trick

  • @jurnyboyachek5281
    @jurnyboyachek5281 Před 7 lety +17

    im so happy hawke's a cake fan. people are judging pearl just bye looks, not seeing her for what she really is.

    • @OhHaiLuLi
      @OhHaiLuLi Před 7 lety +10

      True. As we play the game more and more we'll have time for her to really make her personality shine through. Plus, she's adorable! People aren't used to these kinds of faces.

    • @beeptheguy
      @beeptheguy Před 7 lety

      Jurny Boyachek I see your point. I'm trying to like pearl more but she looks like she's about to punch someone in the face

    • @mr.memesanddreams5870
      @mr.memesanddreams5870 Před 7 lety +1

      Jurny Boyachek i agree.

    • @ctrk3574
      @ctrk3574 Před 7 lety +3

      A rap god.

    • @sugarfreejelly5577
      @sugarfreejelly5577 Před 7 lety

      I prefer Callie and Marie though

  • @simset5875
    @simset5875 Před 7 lety +6

    guys... stop killing each other because you say you choose a team because you like it, it's just a game why u have to be so mean
    EDIT: Stop saying that marina won, she didn't do anything it's the team members who won, the people who actually fight to win(i don't even know why i'm saying this stuff since it's just a game you should play just to have fun)

  • @chubbzychebbezvlogsgaminga3887

    2:06 He splatted my friend on nintendo switch
    Edit:Alejandro

  • @Toi_Gmod
    @Toi_Gmod Před 7 lety +19

    Anyone else loose every match with the cake team? I mostly did.

    • @dietwater8380
      @dietwater8380 Před 7 lety

      Splat Mastr! same

    • @catshq762
      @catshq762 Před 7 lety +1

      Splat Mastr! I won a lot against cake but most of my battles were against ice cream

    • @Toi_Gmod
      @Toi_Gmod Před 7 lety

      Derek Scheiderer same

    • @Toi_Gmod
      @Toi_Gmod Před 7 lety

      But I rarely won against cake

    • @myinhibitions6564
      @myinhibitions6564 Před 7 lety

      You should practice more by losing you are being a burden to your team and giving the other team points

  • @TazTheYellow
    @TazTheYellow Před 7 lety +6

    "You should have paid more attention to your surroundings! *dies from failure to pay attention to his own surroundings*"
    Best part of the video, and yes, I can attest that with as many Ice Cream players as we creamed, we really should have won this.

    • @Camnose
      @Camnose Před 7 lety +1

      given how the only category ice cream lost in (team battles) was by a margin of 3% plus the overwhelming popularity of ice cream i dont think its safe to say you should have won

  • @WhiteTwilightWolf
    @WhiteTwilightWolf Před 7 lety

    It returns. I love your "This is why" series.

  • @Booty_Shakerrr9000
    @Booty_Shakerrr9000 Před 7 lety

    10:09
    Hawk: You should play attention to your surroundings!
    *gets killed*
    Me: as you were saying?

  • @woomynstuff9683
    @woomynstuff9683 Před 7 lety +22

    At least Pearl won the Japanese splatfest, right?

    • @parkertheone6942
      @parkertheone6942 Před 7 lety +3

      Jasiel Gerena Pacheco Telling me Japan is not perverted is like saying that those silly squids didnt pick Marina as their waifu.

    • @woomynstuff9683
      @woomynstuff9683 Před 7 lety

      Jasiel Gerena Pacheco If anything, I would've expected Marina to win the Rock and Pop splatfest, since Japan is all about JPop stuff, but I guess the Americans that played liked rock more.

  • @ScienceWizard373
    @ScienceWizard373 Před 7 lety +7

    I hate Pearl.
    And I hate Marina.
    I'm siding with Lil Judd in everything
    (I voted team Ice Cream since I love the food)

  • @GavinPhillips
    @GavinPhillips Před 7 lety +2

    If it was ice cream cake I would've chose cake

  • @RokuroCarisu
    @RokuroCarisu Před 7 lety

    I gotta say, that thumbnail is frickin' adorable! :D

  • @laeken4166
    @laeken4166 Před 7 lety +5

    team cake for l i f e

  • @FizzyK-45
    @FizzyK-45 Před 7 lety +7

    Good thing Ice cream won. :^)

    • @jash0oo776
      @jash0oo776 Před 7 lety +4

      Fizzy Note How? There were no rewards and the only reason cake one is because people are obsessed with Marina.

    • @redsplat6606
      @redsplat6606 Před 7 lety +3

      Jash 0oO
      That makes no sense. It was a very close Splatfest. Marina had nothing to do with that. More people like Ice Cream over cake anyways so that would be more popular regardless.

    • @kmh933
      @kmh933 Před 7 lety +2

      Jeffrey Owusu Yeah. Cake won the team battles and was so close for the solo. If they had won solo, they would have won the ENTIRE Splatfest!!

  • @radicaldude8988
    @radicaldude8988 Před 7 lety +1

    This guy makes chargers seem so good and easy to use

  • @benlink202forever
    @benlink202forever Před 7 lety

    Nice to see you were the one of the many in that group that tried, very admirable.

  • @BIGhappyG33
    @BIGhappyG33 Před 7 lety +3

    You there! Cake or death?!?

  • @sona593
    @sona593 Před 7 lety +4

    Cake should have won what's so good about ice cream

    • @IronGolemFilmz
      @IronGolemFilmz Před 7 lety +2

      what's so good about bland bread product with sickly sweet icing?

    • @jellyberry6387
      @jellyberry6387 Před 7 lety

      Terran Dunklee What's good about flavored cream with algae?

    • @tabbycatlouis
      @tabbycatlouis Před 6 lety +1

      Super JayBro exusce me what's so good about cake u dummy

    • @IronGolemFilmz
      @IronGolemFilmz Před 6 lety

      algae? ALGAE? You make a mockery of your team with this shameless uneducatedness.

    • @jellyberry6387
      @jellyberry6387 Před 6 lety

      Terran Dunklee LMAO it was a joke, and I wasn't even on team ice cream either.

  • @HolyPoseida
    @HolyPoseida Před 7 lety

    oh my god I could listen to you talk smack to your opponents all day! subscribed. can't believe I hadn't seen your channel before

  • @birdlythebirdkid5208
    @birdlythebirdkid5208 Před 6 lety

    I'm just finding this now and that moment of panic over what the super jump buttons are is a highlight of my day.

  • @roflnagi15
    @roflnagi15 Před 7 lety +5

    wow such sniper skills who are you?
    widdowmaker?

  • @TheMarioManiac
    @TheMarioManiac Před 7 lety +44

    You are just salty. Marina is true waifu.

    • @Josieelicious28
      @Josieelicious28 Před 7 lety +25

      TheMarioManiac stop! Go get a girlfriend

    • @jeans2428
      @jeans2428 Před 7 lety +23

      TheMarioManiac Your Waifu is shit

    • @TheMarioManiac
      @TheMarioManiac Před 7 lety +1

      Lichti l Animeopenings シ just like you're comment.

    • @yoda7665
      @yoda7665 Před 7 lety

      TheMarioManiac ooooooooh snap!

    • @boulder6364
      @boulder6364 Před 7 lety +19

      But the true fact that everyone knows is that people hate pearl, so they (probably) picked marina just for the sake of it.
      #EndTheWaifuWars

  • @kuriorchid6207
    @kuriorchid6207 Před 7 lety

    Thank you for being on team cake and going all out in solo battles. Me and my team were battling in team splatfest and we won 75 battles we believe (not sure). I could be wrong but we only lost 5 out of the whole splatfest. Anyways we chose cake because we all actually enjoyed cake. We didnt care whose was for whose team. So thabk you for fighting for the solo que and to you other cake players! 😁

  • @sometimeslemons
    @sometimeslemons Před 7 lety

    Welcome back, WhiteHawke. We've been expecting you.~

  • @LUNESSENCEM00NS
    @LUNESSENCEM00NS Před 7 lety +31

    They only won because of Marina. Ice Cream might have their HUGE variety of flavors, but they're just balls on cones. Cake had many varieties of shapes and flavors. #TeamCake

    • @catshq762
      @catshq762 Před 7 lety

      TwistedLunar lol

    • @the_deezy_bros3553
      @the_deezy_bros3553 Před 7 lety +14

      Salty. Marina may have had a partial effect, but you guys were just plain outnumbered. Accept the loss, and stop being butthurt.

    • @burningblaze7820
      @burningblaze7820 Před 7 lety +13

      TwistedLunar
      1. Most Veterans picked Ice-cream because they LIKE it I did for that reason
      2. Pearl won at least 1 out of the 2 splatfests so Marina isn't everyone's favorite
      3. Most people such as myself hate Cake and see ice cream as the better option
      4. You guys were out numbered from the beginning so you really have no right to fight over something that out numbered you from the beginning

    • @burningblaze7820
      @burningblaze7820 Před 7 lety +2

      TwistedLunar Also we only one by like 2%

    • @dyedera3797
      @dyedera3797 Před 7 lety

      I LIKE ICE CREAM CAKE LOL

  • @laurahuizar3896
    @laurahuizar3896 Před 7 lety

    I found you at splatoon 2! Your post was "And this is where my bobble hat would go, IF I HAD ONE!"

  • @baptiste9114
    @baptiste9114 Před 7 lety +2

    HE'S BACK !!!!!! I LOVE THESE SERIES!

  • @goomyloid
    @goomyloid Před 7 lety

    WHITEHAWKE'S FAMOUS SERIES IS BACK BABY

  • @nintendosegafan4935
    @nintendosegafan4935 Před 7 lety

    4:35 congradulations, you played yourself

  • @hekkn
    @hekkn Před 6 lety

    Splatoon should have a joke splatfest.for April 1st.
    Pearl: Hot dogs vs sandwiches?
    * Crusty Sean appears out of corner *
    Marina and pearl: Hot dogs. No, HOT DOGS.
    pearl and Marina: HOT DOGS ARE SCIENTIFICALLY BETTER THAN SANDWICHES.
    Splatfest: Hotdog or Hotdog?
    * Sandwich wins *

  • @ikawas
    @ikawas Před 7 lety

    Yay for this series! :D
    Those kids were lucky you didn't have your brush hehe.

  • @Tomsonic41
    @Tomsonic41 Před 7 lety

    I was team Cake as well and found that most of the Ice Cream teams were full of newbies who didn't really know what they were doing. Also do you record the commentary live or dub it on afterwards?

  • @BaxterDaTrashball
    @BaxterDaTrashball Před 6 lety +2

    8:23 from that ink rail

  • @neotricksterzero143
    @neotricksterzero143 Před 5 lety +1

    Love Ice Cream, I can eat it by itself but I have to have Ice Cream with my cake. Cake to me doesn't taste good without Ice Cream.

  • @slumberpartybard6355
    @slumberpartybard6355 Před 7 lety +1

    Icecream won because ppl like it and marina is adorable

  • @geri911
    @geri911 Před 7 lety

    Charger is gonna be my main once I get a hold of a switch. Awesome sniping dude.

  • @thepirateshpee2106
    @thepirateshpee2106 Před 7 lety

    "You should've paid attention to your surroundings"*dies instantly*

  • @lordgiraffe
    @lordgiraffe Před 7 lety

    It's been actual years since I've seen your content bro. Damn the good old days

  • @lorettabes4553
    @lorettabes4553 Před 7 lety +1

    Man, you are good with that sniper :D

  • @Ukiyxe
    @Ukiyxe Před 7 lety

    His evil laugh when he splats someone doe😂😂😂

  • @bruh-oy5fz
    @bruh-oy5fz Před 7 lety +1

    This is why splatoon doesn't have voice chat is here again.

  • @miikitendo6612
    @miikitendo6612 Před 7 lety

    The moment,when you watch someone,who's talking to himself,play Splatoon and not even noticing,that his Capturing Device or Software had the inspiration to capture him,doing his thing.
    Welcome to Realistic Tube

  • @hecklejack7726
    @hecklejack7726 Před 7 lety

    Splat rifles are very hard to control for me, I'm heavily impressed by how efficient you use it.

  • @finnscraps
    @finnscraps Před 6 lety

    Hmmm cake vs ice cream
    Con for cake: There’s a cake that tastes like play doh old play doh like srsly its horrible
    Pro : most cake is yummy as hell
    Con for Ice cream : Bites ice cream instant regret ( too cold for teeth )
    Pro : creamy and yummy

  • @tabbiya9174
    @tabbiya9174 Před 7 lety

    10:11 "Heh heh, you should have paid attention to your surroundings.. GAH! WHAT?!"

  • @TriforceZard
    @TriforceZard Před 7 lety

    After years I have learned to use the charger to an acceptable degree.

  • @sea_king1239
    @sea_king1239 Před 6 lety

    *Wait, Ice Cream over powered Cake?*
    Well, I guess It's time to lock myself in my room and never come out...

  • @FlowerSunAndRainEnjoyer

    3:00 You expected an inkling, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
    I'm sorry, i'll go drink my bleach now.

  • @kakao8324
    @kakao8324 Před 7 lety

    With the hairstyle your inkling has, I like to imagine a piece of toast in the inkling's mouth while she has a unenthusiastic look on her face during battles.