Hood Lessons Episode 5: Getting Ready for the Club | All Def Comedy

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  • @MeaghanTamara
    @MeaghanTamara Před 9 lety +885

    I ain't no better than a homeless man cause I live in a house.😂😂😂

  • @2Muchpjp
    @2Muchpjp Před 8 lety +77

    "of course bring yo pistol, Chris Brown and The Game go be there" lmfao

  • @Deidara314
    @Deidara314 Před 9 lety +403

    "I ain't no better than the homeless caz I live in a house."

  • @kamalkj8449
    @kamalkj8449 Před 9 lety +300

    you always have to lay out the outfit before you put in on😂

    • @itsbeeminet
      @itsbeeminet Před 9 lety

      Born sinner ayeee

    • @markx7139
      @markx7139 Před 9 lety +3

      +Kamal Jones You gotta feel the outfit so you lay it out on your bed. Every nigga does it.

    • @kamalkj8449
      @kamalkj8449 Před 9 lety

      +Markx u kno😂

    • @markx7139
      @markx7139 Před 9 lety +1

      Kamal Jones For real.

    • @sushibento3042
      @sushibento3042 Před 6 lety

      This aint just sum nigga shit
      hoes do it too...like every race girl i know does it... x'D aint no nigga secret just wat them bitches do xxDD

  • @kinggold9087
    @kinggold9087 Před 2 lety +5

    Rip teddy ray 💯

  • @ricardomartinez7880
    @ricardomartinez7880 Před 7 lety +28

    teddy should have his own show he's the funniest OG on here

  • @miscritman12
    @miscritman12 Před 9 lety +64

    Its funny because mystic really acts like that

  • @MegaTheLmao
    @MegaTheLmao Před 9 lety +115

    lmao at the 'rain'

  • @birdieman86
    @birdieman86 Před 9 lety +38

    Bruhhh Man said Lebron and slapped Baby powder😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @christinaetienne9484
    @christinaetienne9484 Před 7 lety +98

    That water and baby powder being mixed is making me nervous

  • @DoctorChorizo
    @DoctorChorizo Před 9 lety +32

    He's doing his laundry in the shower Y'all.

  • @DoctorChorizo
    @DoctorChorizo Před 9 lety +50

    You hittin it, err Nah?!

  • @CrazyRachel1984
    @CrazyRachel1984 Před 9 lety +26

    "You can stay if you want" - LMAO!!!!!! SO FUNNY

  • @kalenamichele3114
    @kalenamichele3114 Před 8 lety +14

    Mu is a national treasure.

  • @getemhoe19
    @getemhoe19 Před 9 lety +36

    hahah the last one is true. different scenario. I was at the mall right, as I was leaving shit was raining crazy. So I was waiting in the front and decided to take my shirt off, take my Air Force 1s off, wrap my shirt around them and ran to the car. THUG LIFE!🚬😎

    • @markx7139
      @markx7139 Před 9 lety +13

      +Jose Mendez Especially when you got some limited edition AF1's nigga that ain't thug life. That is the standard procedure.

    • @getemhoe19
      @getemhoe19 Před 9 lety

      +Markx truue

    • @markx7139
      @markx7139 Před 9 lety +3

      Jose Mendez fr man. You know how hard those mf are to clean. You can always wash your socks in the laundry but AF's oh hell nah.

    • @getemhoe19
      @getemhoe19 Před 9 lety

      Markx haha foreal. Its a fckin Bitch,

    • @markx7139
      @markx7139 Před 9 lety

      Jose Mendez Correction. It is better than a bitch. AF's remain loyal and classy XD

  • @theonlykingA
    @theonlykingA Před 9 lety +4

    "Nigga of course bring yo pistol to the club, Chris Brown and the Game gon be there" lol Teddy is too much.

  • @tray5059
    @tray5059 Před 8 lety +45

    do you know if you got the SSI connect cause I got the SSI I connect I get 3-4 checks a month 😂😂

  • @starrlettajohnson6020
    @starrlettajohnson6020 Před 7 lety +3

    "ooooh girl don't u know, never ever ever ever gonna let u go" LOL I died

  • @haelisrael4945
    @haelisrael4945 Před 7 lety +3

    lol ! I took showers with dawn dish soap or shampoo until I was 25 ,when my girl seen me doing that shit she laughed and bought me some body wash ! Don't judge me lol

  • @_king_memphis_8715
    @_king_memphis_8715 Před 8 lety +54

    Who tf uses DAWN to bath.....LMAO

  • @rinamaestro1333
    @rinamaestro1333 Před 9 lety +2

    "we aint got no money anyways" hahah every weekend going out

  • @SebAbril
    @SebAbril Před 4 lety +1

    showering with clothes to do laundry and drying with a Walmart fan, is the most ghetto thing I've seen .

  • @dannygarcia5691
    @dannygarcia5691 Před 4 lety +3

    How come Adult Swim has not picked these guys up yet they remind me of Loiter Squad... but better

  • @amankhatkar1131
    @amankhatkar1131 Před 9 lety +43

    Chris brown and the game Bon be there THAT HAD ME WEAK

    • @sushibento3042
      @sushibento3042 Před 6 lety

      aman khatkar nigga yo neck weak wat u talking bout xDxDxD

  • @Stews879
    @Stews879 Před 9 lety +257

    teddy ray saved this horrible skit

  • @tybooskie
    @tybooskie Před 8 lety +1

    They for real made it lighting in the house. I can't...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @TheChees1996
    @TheChees1996 Před 9 lety +58

    what happened to the kellys

    • @DawnDuchess
      @DawnDuchess Před 9 lety +1

      What DID happen to THE KELLEY's?!

    • @TheChees1996
      @TheChees1996 Před 9 lety +1

      FUTURE HENDRIX all three of them yeah ,

    • @PowderHeight
      @PowderHeight Před 9 lety

      +Meelo the Great Lourdes Gonzalez & Cynthia Luciette could both get it.. I'm straight on the other Kelly

  • @johnathoncastro
    @johnathoncastro Před 7 lety +6

    That dish soap ain't no joke...ive really done that!!!

    • @shay2297
      @shay2297 Před 5 lety +1

      I have done it before too!

  • @Jae_Amp
    @Jae_Amp Před 8 lety +1

    The locked bathroom door had me cracking up.😂

  • @fredericocolon224
    @fredericocolon224 Před 9 lety +1

    lmao that rain gets dudes everytime!

  • @wav.yliving
    @wav.yliving Před 9 lety

    LOL thats so true they never leave when their shoes/clothes can get messed up lool you guys are hilarious

  • @sonyaethaniel
    @sonyaethaniel Před 9 lety +1

    The look on his face is priceless

  • @illironiks
    @illironiks Před 8 lety +1

    Hood lesson intro beat is fire

  • @eugeneharris3166
    @eugeneharris3166 Před 6 lety

    "of course bring yo 🔫tada club chris brown an the game gon b dere"😂😭

  • @itsELRe
    @itsELRe Před 9 lety

    This is very educational. Thank you very much. If I ever want to blend in with "niggas" I'll fit right in!

  • @pSmurf954
    @pSmurf954 Před 9 lety +1

    😂😂😂The first 40 seconds is so real, it dont make no goddamn sense...

  • @russelljohnson437
    @russelljohnson437 Před 5 měsíci

    This stuff is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @AmourLee29
    @AmourLee29 Před 8 lety +1

    Yoo. This right here true asf man 😂😭🙌🏾

  • @enjoy-ly7zw
    @enjoy-ly7zw Před 9 lety +1

    Everyone saw that water hose with they cheap ass 😭😭😭

  • @mellyymel2025
    @mellyymel2025 Před 8 lety +2

    Who else peep that "the rain" was actually water being poured from a bucket

  • @CrazyRachel1984
    @CrazyRachel1984 Před 7 lety +1

    I love Ian!!! 😍😍😍

  • @iiNDiie1
    @iiNDiie1 Před 8 lety +5

    lmao.. That's the only thing I could relate to.. I do not go to the club when it's raining!

  • @cookj6899
    @cookj6899 Před 8 lety +6

    I aint no better then a homeless cause I stay in a house...........................Now thats real

  • @pmskyV
    @pmskyV Před 8 lety

    blowing everythang up funny as fux straight up funnyfux

  • @betotrono
    @betotrono Před 8 lety +78

    I mean, I'm white, like.. pretty white... but I'm pretty ready to say black people don't use dish soap in the shower. That shit's harsh.

    • @betotrono
      @betotrono Před 8 lety +7

      I'm not mad. you mad? I think this shits funny.

    • @jeremyingram74
      @jeremyingram74 Před 6 lety +10

      Onyx Fire I'm sorry to tell ya bruh but we do

    • @cameronklawitter7281
      @cameronklawitter7281 Před 6 lety +6

      I'm white and I did not know that using dishsope was abnormal if u all out of other soap

    • @yeahhjay4
      @yeahhjay4 Před 6 lety

      Nigga I do

    • @yeahhjay4
      @yeahhjay4 Před 6 lety

      Well I do

  • @joemartin1631
    @joemartin1631 Před 9 lety

    Keep up the awesome work, love ADD

  • @superfalcoproducts
    @superfalcoproducts Před 6 lety

    Saw the preview i was like oh hell nah draws on the fan

  • @johnathanespinoza4429
    @johnathanespinoza4429 Před 5 měsíci +1

    RIP the goat

  • @Skipper819
    @Skipper819 Před 5 měsíci

    My lil bro hates the rain he would of said he ain't going nowhere either

  • @sirgreat5348
    @sirgreat5348 Před 6 lety

    Teddy's nose looks like a Croissant
    2:41

  • @djscrewkingtv
    @djscrewkingtv Před 9 lety

    Teddy Ray referring to the scene from 'there's something about mary"

  • @robinsonroofs
    @robinsonroofs Před 8 lety +1

    I came across this channel by accident.... Friggin' FUNNY!!! good job.

  • @pSmurf954
    @pSmurf954 Před 9 lety +1

    The ending tho😭😭😭

  • @juanherrera823
    @juanherrera823 Před 9 lety

    I've done the shower one just no baby powder in the fucking shower😂 and the last one

  • @bryangonzalez5186
    @bryangonzalez5186 Před 6 lety

    "You wana shut the f up and listen do that for me lol"

  • @crazychrislee5165
    @crazychrislee5165 Před 5 lety

    Aye moe...the rain was them pouring it out a bucket

  • @its843
    @its843 Před 9 lety

    That 'rain' doe...HAHA

  • @jaeb5346
    @jaeb5346 Před 9 lety

    dude said I get 3 4 checks a month lmaoooooo

  • @dominiquehawkinsdeltaboy
    @dominiquehawkinsdeltaboy Před 9 lety +5

    First I just wanna say make these Dang videos longer

  • @TheCarfanatico
    @TheCarfanatico Před 9 lety +5

    apply baby powder while wet hahahaha

  • @Tr1Hard777
    @Tr1Hard777 Před 8 lety +28

    Mystic is so bad at trying to be funny

    • @COA319
      @COA319 Před 4 lety

      Man he's shit

  • @scottlo211
    @scottlo211 Před 9 lety

    That low-budget rain though......

  • @moneyrich8820
    @moneyrich8820 Před 9 lety

    The door is lock! loool :D

  • @hiiq2821
    @hiiq2821 Před 9 lety +3

    "it don't work on this side"

  • @Cynthiaa.c541
    @Cynthiaa.c541 Před 5 lety

    ive used dish soap when we didnt have shampoo..it goes shampoo

  • @jenius-9581
    @jenius-9581 Před 9 lety +1

    I love how the light skin isn't broke and believes in himself way to much.

  • @marioleo6893
    @marioleo6893 Před 9 lety

    lol these 2 are fuckin hilarious

  • @diegosifuentes3135
    @diegosifuentes3135 Před 8 lety +3

    You guys should do blacks go to a Mexican barbecue

  • @ChiquitaSpeaks
    @ChiquitaSpeaks Před 9 lety

    whenever i see mystic act i feel like I'm just watching mystic

  • @AwestaKhalid
    @AwestaKhalid Před 8 lety

    LOL this shit is hilarious. Very well done.

  • @andre23noel
    @andre23noel Před 9 lety

    That rain though

  • @carlosm.7283
    @carlosm.7283 Před 7 lety

    Some one put some lotion on teddy!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @kingkoopa8995
    @kingkoopa8995 Před 9 lety

    All that baby powder & teddy stay ashy.

  • @T_mupgoceltics
    @T_mupgoceltics Před rokem +1

    RIP TEDDY RAY

  • @massakai1144
    @massakai1144 Před 6 lety

    “Lebrooon!!”🤣

  • @tmghuncho
    @tmghuncho Před 5 měsíci

    Long live teddy ray 🙏🏾

  • @albertcisneros-taylor871

    And a'nt nobody ready till 11:30ish...

  • @yayomartinez1644
    @yayomartinez1644 Před 6 lety

    Baby powder lmfao
    Baby powder equals sherm gone wrong

  • @egypti5355
    @egypti5355 Před 9 lety

    that rain though...

  • @147slim2
    @147slim2 Před 7 lety

    The Jamaican spot lmao

  • @bcg901
    @bcg901 Před 3 lety

    Lol was that a water hose?

  • @FineartAndBeauty
    @FineartAndBeauty Před 3 lety

    Miss theseeeee

  • @lolscreens8823
    @lolscreens8823 Před rokem

    Who here in 2022 I miss the good old days

  • @shay2297
    @shay2297 Před 5 lety

    Lol I have used dish soap as body soap before

  • @jowallace23
    @jowallace23 Před 8 lety

    hahahah that fucking hose at 3:20

  • @slvemastr8697
    @slvemastr8697 Před 2 lety +2

    rip teddy

  • @micahalphonso108
    @micahalphonso108 Před 5 lety

    Ayooo is it crazy that I’ve actually used dish soap to bathe and shampoo my hair 😭😭

  • @chukster71
    @chukster71 Před 8 lety

    thats some hilarious fuckin' shit!

  • @jordansullivan5223
    @jordansullivan5223 Před 8 lety +1

    Love mu

  • @joshuarecio880
    @joshuarecio880 Před 8 lety

    like that PHRESH IMAGE HAT

  • @iball4living
    @iball4living Před 9 lety

    why can't all yo shit u put out be funny like this!

  • @itslumxz3300
    @itslumxz3300 Před 9 lety +1

    mystic got jokes... biaaaaatch

  • @IDespiise2K
    @IDespiise2K Před 9 lety

    Teddy Ray said small tark

  • @RJ-rl2sg
    @RJ-rl2sg Před 8 lety

    That white guy look that that one drag queen manly princess on shrek

  • @Yerrrrrrrrrr
    @Yerrrrrrrrrr Před 9 lety

    NEVER fuck up the J's

  • @metarujo
    @metarujo Před 9 lety +1

    Tahiry in the intro thoooo

  • @charliestout2815
    @charliestout2815 Před 4 lety

    Officially jumped the shark....

  • @ahoye1
    @ahoye1 Před 4 lety

    This is Great

  • @lagangsav6009
    @lagangsav6009 Před 9 lety

    ima use thst shit teddy said

  • @erikm8372
    @erikm8372 Před 7 lety +1

    I'm white...I legit wash my clothes in the shower, and hang them on a chair with the fan on. Or just in the sun. No washe/dryer in this building! Or parking, or new paint, or new carpet, or....damn.

    • @youngaj3012
      @youngaj3012 Před 5 lety

      Boy you got that nigga in you boy