Top 10 Things Not To Eat While Cycling

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024

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  • @IzzySarru
    @IzzySarru Před 8 lety +990

    I swear, this channel is basically Top Gear for bicycles. Fantastic.

    • @AM-vk2yq
      @AM-vk2yq Před 8 lety +34

      this is the best description for this channel

    • @hamaadrana8948
      @hamaadrana8948 Před 8 lety +28

      So basically top sprocket.

    • @rrrandommman
      @rrrandommman Před 7 lety

      Typed my comment, read yours, glad we agree haha.

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR Před 7 lety +8

      Dan -> Jeremy Clarkson
      Simon -> Richard Hammond
      Matt -> James May

    • @moi7748
      @moi7748 Před 7 lety +15

      top gear but no beer bellys

  • @TheoStangebyeamazinggrace
    @TheoStangebyeamazinggrace Před 10 lety +264

    Things not to eat while riding, number 11: the pavement

  • @factsabouturmum9250
    @factsabouturmum9250 Před 9 lety +157

    If I can't have cheese while I'm on the bike, then what the bloody hell am I supposed to pair with my wine?!

  • @Jamesah1975
    @Jamesah1975 Před 10 lety +262

    I was expecting a really serious and great information video when I saw this come up, what we actually got was comedy genius, love it guys, great work! More please!!

  • @lifeonbicycles
    @lifeonbicycles Před 10 lety +223

    I lost it once I saw the pizza strapped to his back

  • @6Mephisto666
    @6Mephisto666 Před 10 lety +175

    This is so stupid, yet so funny... I imagine you guys had lots of fun filming this :D

    • @gcn
      @gcn  Před 10 lety +80

      Crying with laughter!

    • @knowgnod
      @knowgnod Před 10 lety +10

      Global Cycling Network You guys should make a second one while having a barbecue on your bikes

    • @skiewthax
      @skiewthax Před 9 lety +3

      SikhBruh Hemmelton i bet you were born after 2000.

  • @ojtibi9906
    @ojtibi9906 Před 8 lety +343

    Weird, but real question: how did you mount the bowl on the bike?

  • @TheCatAteMyShoe
    @TheCatAteMyShoe Před 9 lety +193

    You blokes just have too much fun on these videos. *I love it!*

  • @natureshamy
    @natureshamy Před 9 lety +43

    You can hear the cameraman (I think...?) laughing hysterically throughout the whole video.The baguette in the back pocket killed me, though. :')

    • @randolphpatterson5061
      @randolphpatterson5061 Před 8 lety +4

      +natureshamy I think the baguette jousting should be an actual contest at events. I was cracking up, and it would be a lot of fun for spectators and cyclists.

  • @JoshuaParks
    @JoshuaParks Před 10 lety +48

    This video is easily the most humorous video GCN has ever produced - it had me in stitches multiple times. Well done!

    • @GuillermoRuiz
      @GuillermoRuiz Před 10 lety +1

      OMG that was hilarious!!! hahaha

    • @JoshuaParks
      @JoshuaParks Před 10 lety +3

      yes Guillermo Ruiz I love the part where the salad flies up into the second guy's (Daniel Lloyd) helmet = classic

  • @beeble2003
    @beeble2003 Před 8 lety +49

    Where can I get a handlebar-mounted cereal bowl? That'd be great for my commute! OK, maybe not...

  • @Mububban23
    @Mububban23 Před 8 lety +48

    Slow motion crisps shotgunning into their faces may be the best single shot on GCN so far :-D

    • @andysim232
      @andysim232 Před 8 lety +7

      imagine turing up at A&E with crisp related cycling injury's :)

    • @1312_PV
      @1312_PV Před 7 lety +1

      +Flappy Paddle Ban crisps! Too dangerous :P

  • @WmCRobison
    @WmCRobison Před 10 lety +159

    Rice or noodles should only be eaten while riding a bike with chopsticks.

    • @gcn
      @gcn  Před 10 lety +45

      Very true, and incredibly remiss of us not to point this out.

    • @davidsonmick
      @davidsonmick Před 10 lety +9

      Global Cycling Network How does one ride a bike with chopsticks? Isn't it easier to use your legs in the normal manner?

    • @WmCRobison
      @WmCRobison Před 10 lety +10

      mick davidson OK, to clarify. When riding a bike one should only eat rice or noodles with chopsticks.
      Sorry for my poor English, I am American.

    • @raven010181
      @raven010181 Před 10 lety +5

      Wouldn't that be akin to running with scissors?

    • @davidsonmick
      @davidsonmick Před 10 lety +4

      William, failed surrealist joke on my part, not your failings at all. :)

  • @icejunki
    @icejunki Před 7 lety +8

    I never tire of hearing you guys laugh at yourselves. In this day and age I value that you don't take yourselves too seriously. Great video!!

  • @specopscoffee7650
    @specopscoffee7650 Před 8 lety +57

    i think the pizza idea is smart

  • @johnharvey5412
    @johnharvey5412 Před 8 lety +154

    ... and some people still don't like British comedy?

    • @Adrien_160
      @Adrien_160 Před 7 lety +5

      John Harvey from France, I simply love it !

    • @marble25
      @marble25 Před 7 lety +5

      you know the jokes that are so bad they become good, thats british humour.

    • @muhamadirfaan3329
      @muhamadirfaan3329 Před 7 lety +4

      John Harvey i think british comedian are the funniest in the world.just the humor

    • @KennyInVegas
      @KennyInVegas Před 7 lety +2

      I still miss Benny hill and Monty Python's flying circus!!!!

    • @DeezNuts-mk5zy
      @DeezNuts-mk5zy Před 5 lety

      The accent tho

  • @indobleh
    @indobleh Před 10 lety +37

    Matt's infectious laugh

  • @jimswheels
    @jimswheels Před 10 lety +15

    Pizza looked quite practical ..will have words with my domestique.

  • @MOLRobocop
    @MOLRobocop Před 10 lety +14

    I really hope this was all done in a single day. I can only imagine an entire day of cycling and jamming these foods down your gullet.

  • @josephshackleford1
    @josephshackleford1 Před 10 lety +7

    This is my favorite video of all the ones GCN has done. I could not stop laughing

  • @forgivenprodution
    @forgivenprodution Před 10 lety +62

    This video by far is the most hilarious video I have ever seen from you guys great job man love the pizza on the back strap to his back the salad flying all over the place that was a good 1 great job ...by the way did anybody fall in the process of all that food maneuvering. .lol? Ahh and the Bread 🥖 that was a classic one

    • @gcn
      @gcn  Před 10 lety +17

      forgivenprodution more importantly, very little food was dropped.

    • @Splattertube
      @Splattertube Před 10 lety +3

      Global Cycling Network Aahahahaha!

    • @forgivenprodution
      @forgivenprodution Před 9 lety +2

      LOL.OHHHh Thats Good a Lot of people are dying of hunger. can't let nothing go to waste..lol Great job GUYs

    • @JohnHoranzy
      @JohnHoranzy Před 5 lety +1

      ​@@forgivenprodution Famines are mostly due to politics not lack of food supply. There is enough food in the world to go around.

    • @forgivenprodution
      @forgivenprodution Před 5 lety +1

      JohnHoranzy You are totally right my friend.. But everyone can enjoy a little slice of Pizza 🍕 once in their lifetime 😂👍🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️🚴‍♀️

  • @firextitxmf1331
    @firextitxmf1331 Před 10 lety +2

    It's good to see you having a giggle while filming a video. Sometime life can be taken too seriously and little things like a fun video like this can make life better!
    Thank you all at GCN for creating an amazing channel!

  • @LeonShaner
    @LeonShaner Před 10 lety +14

    Haha. I think the salad bit was the best...with the tossed bits landing in the helmet of the guy behind. LOL

    • @lynnewatanabe6324
      @lynnewatanabe6324 Před 10 lety +3

      Chips!! Hah~ I love potato chips but I guess they have a point! ;^]

    • @WmCRobison
      @WmCRobison Před 10 lety +3

      Maybe next years ATOC they could do a GCN fan group ride? I think they would be a blast to ride with (if I could keep up).

    • @lynnewatanabe6324
      @lynnewatanabe6324 Před 10 lety +2

      What do you think Richard Masoner could you keep up if there was a fan ride?

    • @WmCRobison
      @WmCRobison Před 10 lety +3

      Lynne Watanabe question is could they keep up with Richard Masoner?

    • @RichardMasoner
      @RichardMasoner Před 10 lety +1

      Ha! Me fast, that's a funny joke!

  • @etnes10
    @etnes10 Před 10 lety +16

    hahaha, you have to start making "behind the scene" videos. ;)

  • @goodnight1147
    @goodnight1147 Před 9 lety +25

    I kinda want to do the pizza one

    • @randolphpatterson5061
      @randolphpatterson5061 Před 8 lety +7

      +Jono bono The guy with the pizza on his back gets props for takin' one for the team....

  • @shamu7014
    @shamu7014 Před 3 lety +1

    Just stumbled across this and genuinely cried through laughing so much. Superb!

  •  Před 10 lety +11

    In best manner of Monty Python's Flying Circus, bravo lads! :)

    •  Před 10 lety +2

      Kaki mulci:-)
      Al' imaju lijepe staze.

    •  Před 10 lety +1

      Hehe. Je, stvarno imaju dobra mjesta za voziti.

  • @LifeWithMatthew
    @LifeWithMatthew Před 3 lety +1

    2:32 - wow, you got me on that one. But was I the only one who clicked on the video expecting to see some foods to not eat for health or performance reasons while biking, but got a hilarious video instead?

  • @Guoenyi
    @Guoenyi Před 7 lety +6

    Dan's laugh before the baguette was more than creepy

  • @KOMHuntTV
    @KOMHuntTV Před 4 lety +1

    I think we need the team back to Minehead for a Part 2!! 🧡 Hank missed this climb and went for the step one... 37 times

  • @gausselim1474
    @gausselim1474 Před 7 lety +3

    That, by far, is the best video GCN has ever made.

  • @nadgeemark
    @nadgeemark Před 4 lety +1

    🤣🤣 I know I’m 5 years late to the party but I’m literally crying with laughter. I clicked on looking for some serious advice on what to eat on the bike and got to watch the best GCN episode ever. Thanks Dan and Matt you’ve made my day 🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼

  • @cubicradiation3085
    @cubicradiation3085 Před 8 lety +3

    1:29 that's probably what I'll do in college when I'm running late and ride my bike to school lol

  • @DrLol07
    @DrLol07 Před 8 lety +2

    I was going to take this video seriously, but after the pizza I couldn't stop laughing

  • @agustinabonita
    @agustinabonita Před 10 lety +5

    Note to youtubers: Do not to watch this video while you're drinking coffee... Now I have to clean the screen because 'somebody' spited it out laughing...

  • @youngnguyen7564
    @youngnguyen7564 Před 8 lety +1

    Love the way that Matt laughs!!

  • @LASA569
    @LASA569 Před 9 lety +9

    hahahaah very funny, for me it's a little complicated to eat during bike time, prefer a pre or post meal

  • @Theeggthingy1
    @Theeggthingy1 Před 10 lety +1

    GCN have inadvertently given us a fantastic tip. If you as a rider are struggling to get aero, simply strap a pizza to your back. If you refrain from an aero position the savoury goodness will just fall out, therefore teaching yourself to stay low with a flat back.

  • @casquee
    @casquee Před 10 lety +5

    Thanks guys, that was some good laugh.

  • @Claymancaliber30
    @Claymancaliber30 Před 10 lety +1

    Man that was so awesome, I was laughing so hard. Great job guys, keep up with the great videos.

  • @jamespinderphotoman
    @jamespinderphotoman Před 10 lety +6

    that was the funniest video yet hahahaha

  • @Kofrik
    @Kofrik Před 8 lety +1

    All the respect for not falling from the bike laughing. I felt off my chair laughing just watching it.

  • @Flociety
    @Flociety Před 10 lety +15

    So you're saying eating a juicy, bacon-wrapped filet mignon, cooked to a perfect medium-rare, along with a side of a fully-loaded baked potato with butter, sour cream, and chives, and some broccoli is alright to eat while riding?

    • @gcn
      @gcn  Před 10 lety +27

      Flociety yeh sounds good.

  • @K2hansle
    @K2hansle Před 10 lety

    These how-to videos are getting better all the time. Your extra efforts to make for a good chuckle are always very well and greatly appreciated!

  • @adrenalinjunky3197
    @adrenalinjunky3197 Před 7 lety +2

    Matt descending and failing to eat a bag of crisps - comedy gold

  • @stuartmphoto415
    @stuartmphoto415 Před 10 lety +1

    The pizza strapped to the back was enough to get me to subscribe, I have never laughed so much in my life! Excellent lol :)

  • @christopherdotson5287
    @christopherdotson5287 Před 10 lety +3

    hilarious stuff!! but was hoping for a little more of the nutritional aspects and not how hard they are to eat on the bike

  • @laytonasmus6348
    @laytonasmus6348 Před 9 lety +1

    Man, you guys crack me up more than comedy central! I love your humorous videos, but I also highly appreciate your informative videos as well. As a beginner cyclist, they're vastly more helpful than some run-of-the-mill advice that I read or see elsewhere.

  • @MarzNet256
    @MarzNet256 Před 9 lety +4

    You guys eating from both ends of that french bread reminds me of-well, I'd rather not say. There has got to be a way to get a Hibachi going on a long ride. Hot coals blowing in your face-fun stuff!

    • @randolphpatterson5061
      @randolphpatterson5061 Před 8 lety

      +MarzNet256 How about a Bluet stove & a pan of hot water on a small roadside table halfway along the ride, but you have to grab it without stopping, and dump it in your water bottle containing dry soup mix?

  • @frozenthrone6458
    @frozenthrone6458 Před 5 lety +1

    You guys killed it with muesli and the baguette charge! lol

  • @o.a.b2399
    @o.a.b2399 Před 9 lety +4

    hey guys just subscribed to your channel. quick one what type of specialized bicycle was used in this video?

    • @gcn
      @gcn  Před 9 lety +4

      Akeem Bello Thanks Akeem, it's a Specialized Venge.

  • @danwoodman00
    @danwoodman00 Před 10 lety

    The clip was hilarious -- and Matt's uncontrolled giggling made it even funnier. I can't imagine what the outtake reel would look like. Great fun for a Monday morning

  • @MstrCatChowming
    @MstrCatChowming Před 8 lety +4

    best.... well my fav, dates and bananas brah :3

  • @bugraaaaaaaa
    @bugraaaaaaaa Před 5 lety +2

    they need to make more videos like this these days. I missed content like this.

  • @sagebarreda
    @sagebarreda Před 9 lety +4

    They seemed to be doing ok with the muesli

  • @josephbilling
    @josephbilling Před 9 lety +1

    A whole pizza strapped to your buddy's back is the stuff of legend! You guys are living the dream.

  • @ivanvujic00
    @ivanvujic00 Před 8 lety +4

    One big LOL.. :D u gyus are so Pro.. U can eat anything while riding :D

  • @leedorney
    @leedorney Před 10 lety +1

    This is one THE BEST you've ever done ! - the mueseli was epic ! - Dan is soo dry in his comedy: fantastic !!!

  • @reluctantdev
    @reluctantdev Před 8 lety +3

    that baguette still haunts me at night

  • @mr_musette
    @mr_musette Před 9 lety

    "Potted snacks and noodles - practical issues such as the lack of boiling water or a kettle on the road limit the use of rehydrated potted snacks" - this remark and the way the wig said it without laughing nearly made me choke on my chocolate fingers, hahaha

  • @Whotty
    @Whotty Před 8 lety +6

    Anyone know the model of helmet used during the baguette jousting?

    • @gcn
      @gcn  Před 8 lety +2

      Kask Mojito.

    • @SamSeama
      @SamSeama Před 8 lety +1

      No, the one with the flap, what is that flap? That you lowered right before the joust.

    • @brettbarnard3697
      @brettbarnard3697 Před 8 lety +2

      it is a KASK but I don't know which one even though I have one, the flap is to let air flow through on hot days but allow you to close it on cold days keeping your head warmer. this helmet does not have vents on top and is good in winter, very good on descents. but not not really good on very hot days. not as bad as a full aero helmet temperature wise.

    • @estenwall
      @estenwall Před 8 lety +1

      Kask Infinity has the slide down flap

    • @estenwall
      @estenwall Před 8 lety +1

      Kask Infinity?

  • @baca9533
    @baca9533 Před 10 lety

    The pizza part was my favorite. Using his back as a table was hilarious LOL Thanks for the laugh in the morning fellas :)

  • @anber1280
    @anber1280 Před 10 lety +7

    please ride the bike don't make any garbage on the way, thanks.

    • @gcn
      @gcn  Před 10 lety +21

      Don't worry, we cleaned up after ourselves :-)

    • @anber1280
      @anber1280 Před 10 lety +4

      Global Cycling Network NICE :DDD

  • @FIxt00l
    @FIxt00l Před 9 lety

    The Time trial pizza was funny, but the baguette duel between the bike knights made my day !

  • @actionpetential
    @actionpetential Před 10 lety +9

    "Cute" as this was, I would really have appreciated some real advice. There's comedy channels for this sort of thing.

    • @gcn
      @gcn  Před 10 lety +9

      Hi there, we've already got a few videos that might help you. Try these and let us know how you get on.
      czcams.com/video/9HNevJY-5n8/video.html - Fuel Like A Pro
      czcams.com/video/Rolr6fsZJtk/video.html - What do pros eat

    • @actionpetential
      @actionpetential Před 10 lety +1

      Global Cycling Network Thanks - really appreciate it, and appreciate that you guys will mix in humor with real pro advice, but when you post a video completely for laughs, I think it dilutes your brand. Plus, people coming to your channel for the first time might think you're all about satire. Maybe you guys could mark the less serious posts so that we know what to expect before viewing, like call them GCN Post-Ride or something, if not an entirely separate CZcams channel.

    • @Jake.eastman
      @Jake.eastman Před 10 lety +13

      actionpetential I think the title and thumbnail kind of explain what type of video it is... Thanks GCN for the advice, I'll try and cut back on my soup eating while I ride! Keep up these types of videos, I find them hilarious.

    • @WeAreWhiteLight
      @WeAreWhiteLight Před 10 lety +9

      Lighten up, take a ride.... please... I really enjoyed it + they have all kinds of helpful vids on their channel... ;-)

    • @actionpetential
      @actionpetential Před 10 lety +1

      WeAreWhiteLight I'm a long-time subscriber.

  • @IndianaWalross
    @IndianaWalross Před rokem

    After all this years I still burst into laughter while watching this. Over and over again 🥸🤣

  • @walkingmanvideo9455
    @walkingmanvideo9455 Před 5 lety

    I had a smile whilst watching, but 2:31 just broke me up........i just couldn't stop laughing lol. Well done fellas. Cheers from Australia

  • @Mcglocklingirls
    @Mcglocklingirls Před 10 lety +1

    Gents - you've surpassed yourselves with this one even better than the cafe cake stop of earlier this year - hilarious. I'll be repacking my pockets for the next century based on this....

  • @hurbit123
    @hurbit123 Před 4 lety

    You guys are hilarious. Good humor is a sign of intelligence. You guys have it all and are very knowlegable. I love your channel and became hooked.

  • @Kingsoupturbo
    @Kingsoupturbo Před 10 lety

    That was so awesome!!!! you guys killed it, the pizza on the back was hillarious! and crisps flying in the wind, fantastic!!

  • @ThePatMcIntyre
    @ThePatMcIntyre Před 8 lety

    One of the silliest videos I've ever seen. Great work!

  • @beachbum0014
    @beachbum0014 Před 10 lety

    I don't know how anyone can't break out in laughter after hearing Matt's laugh, haha

  • @4partmedia
    @4partmedia Před 4 lety

    Quite possibly the single greatest intro to any video on CZcams ever created.

  • @marcellgonzalez5513
    @marcellgonzalez5513 Před 6 lety +1

    "Salads. Now we all know a nice tossed salad is good for you" I'm dying lmao

  • @sinclairhall978
    @sinclairhall978 Před 8 lety

    It is totally worth rewatching this video just for Dan's awkward laugh about the baggets. Cheers on your maturity man!

  • @MattFromWork
    @MattFromWork Před 10 lety +1

    I could not stop laughing! When I initially clicked to watch, I thought it was going to be something like 10 unhealthy things to eat if you're a cyclist. Not 10 things not to eat when you are literally cycling! Cheers guys! Love your videos!

  • @petertklee
    @petertklee Před 9 lety

    I know it wasn't your intent, but some of the choices here are so funny it sort of makes me want to try them out. Particularly the pizza. Matt's laugh is priceless. He had too much fun dreaming these up and trying them.

  • @Billcasiopost
    @Billcasiopost Před 10 lety

    That breakfast bowl mounted between the garmin and the bars is a great idea, get the essential feed in when running late for a club ride.

  • @apriswajaya
    @apriswajaya Před 10 lety

    im actually quite impressed that you guys are able to actualy eat those things on the bike, friends and my self had a great laugh watching it

  • @kethvelo
    @kethvelo Před 10 lety

    Bicycle CSI, we discover the "Cheese Interlude" theme music in this segment, forever changing our feelings about that piece, well done!

  • @kevdogskitchen
    @kevdogskitchen Před 8 lety

    Late to the party, but is by far one of your funniest videos. Who knew Dan had a sense of humor?

  • @yugsuomynona
    @yugsuomynona Před 10 lety +2

    I'm amazed and dismayed by the number of commenters with no sense of humor. Apparently it's not OK to associate cycling with having fun.

  • @Lycan_24_7
    @Lycan_24_7 Před 5 lety

    2:17 seagull on the prowl. The pizza on the back was hilarious 😂

  • @sandippatel1969
    @sandippatel1969 Před 3 lety +1

    Absolutely brilliant! I wish the boys had tried a Sunday roast

  • @MrAlztheboy
    @MrAlztheboy Před 10 lety

    This should be shown on mainstream TV... Absolutely brilliant!!!

  • @rantingwrench
    @rantingwrench Před 10 lety

    You guys have truly surpassed yourselves. Utterly superb.

  • @TheKalan
    @TheKalan Před 10 lety

    You killed me with the pizza box over the ciclist back... hahaha Great!!!

  • @yongling9825
    @yongling9825 Před 10 lety

    This is the funniest GCN video I've ever seen! For the baguette part, that reminded me of the video below.
    IF You Laugh.. You lose.
    Uploaded by JustRichii
    Bike jousting at 0:47

  • @cooke729
    @cooke729 Před 10 lety

    All GCN videos are good but this one is just another level, hilarious!

  • @MW_1981
    @MW_1981 Před 10 lety

    This was by far the funniest GCN clip to date. Had me in stitches guys......keep up the good work ;)

  • @Dragon_rls
    @Dragon_rls Před 7 lety

    My face hurts!!!!! That was hands down, one of the top funniest vids, I have ever seen. Thanks for posting. You guys rock!!!

  • @nlr70
    @nlr70 Před 10 lety +1

    I remember blowing sky high as a young lad 13/14 ish, dropped by my club I stopped at little shop in wilds of Northumberland. I walked in unable to talk clutching my pound note I bought the first thing I saw. A big block of cheese. It got me to the cafe.

  • @OttoFazzl
    @OttoFazzl Před 10 lety

    So much fun! The moment with the electric kettle almost made me fall down from my chair.

  • @Webgkil
    @Webgkil Před 10 lety +1

    You guys outdid yourselves!!!!! Funniest GCN vid EVER!!!!!
    PS: Although that mouth-to-mouth baguette was wrong in sooooo many ways :P

  • @edmarkey4057
    @edmarkey4057 Před 7 lety

    Just saw this today... absolutely hilarious. Love how the guys played it as straight as possible...

  • @francoisunger6466
    @francoisunger6466 Před 4 lety

    Didn't expect it to be among the top 10 funniest videos I've seen on the internet !

  • @JordiBartoll
    @JordiBartoll Před 8 lety

    I can't stop thinking of Monty Pithon and laughing... Congratulations guys! This is very funny...

  • @cnewland82
    @cnewland82 Před rokem

    😂 Gets funnier each time you watch it - This video is a classic.

  • @Toaster05
    @Toaster05 Před 10 lety +1

    Looks like you had some fun with this video lads.

  • @N3wt199
    @N3wt199 Před 10 lety

    Matt has the best laugh ever!!!! I have not laughed so much in a while, Great job :)