*This is Rylee, a straight woman pretending to be gay* "Rylee, can you see whose Minecraft house is better" *Rylee is quickly learning how uninteresting boys sleepovers usually are.*
"I just bought a Roulette ETF for my IRA, and I'll probably buy a Slots ETF because they say diversification increases your portfolio safety. I'm basically like Warren Buffet." - This guy
God I have a friend like this, and he isn't even good at gambling nor at the legal age So what he does is he literally does online gambling games, and ended up losing all his virtual currency in a card game within a few moves😭
I used to be a driver and once a guy told me to take him to a casino 3 hours away and then wait for him for 30 minutes. I just went with it, because I had been planning on emigrating to another country, and didn't want to notice myself ever allowing the chance of any of These People entering into My Thoughts. Anyway, I walked inside and could tell that only a specific type of person goes to casinos. It's similar to jails. When you go to jail, you can tell that there's a reason why these people are locked up in jails, and it also becomes obvious why the jails are built by us (we didn't know that we walked the earth among Those "Creatures" until we saw them in jail), and it also reveals the Path of Mankind through pre-history and history: how we dealt with these people, what we did when we gave birth to them, when they all fled to the New World and turned Desperation into An Era, why Taiwan became so good at lying about not being the capitol of the "Post-USSR Mainland China", etc. Honestly, the only thing I'd invest in is jails (not even prisons), but I'd need to change some foundational things to be able to do that. In the USA, the prisons are privatized or something, but Definitely not the JAILS. Casinos have been outlawed many times in history. Who the crap are these people? What do they "mean" for our species? They're so different. I have the patience to find out, but only as a professional, AND WITH BREAKS. That's what it takes to overcome prejudice. And also perhaps a year of having a bumpy relationship with them. Casino people are really weird. For me, it was on the same Richter Scale reading as when I found out that gay people exist.
Andy, you need to have characters from different series within your channel to have cross overs. Imagine if the swifty got therapy from dr victor van Blane!
It's gambling but more directed and you can somewhat manipulate stuff to win more. I mean the whole games top fiasco was a good indication of market manipulation albeit unintentional. Did get alot of normal people rich tho
it’s like they say 99% of gamblers quit before their big win
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
You lose every hand you don’t play
99% of gamblers run out of money before their wives find out.
"You just don't understand the fine points of gambling. You're never supposed to stop when you're on a winning streak,"- Randy Marsh.
He is the one that quit after loosing that big win
You call it addition
I call it dedication
We are not the same
Do you mean addiction?
@@K.I.A-2.0addition.
I sometimes call it subtraction
You lost your money at the river.
I lost it going all in and immediately folding.
We are not the same.
You call it dedication, I call it deduction.
From the phrase, “deducting money from your bank account”
There’s a 100% chance you won’t win your money back if you quit gambling
exactly
Bro I just saw you on penguin0 pal world video
@@infiniteapex8762stalker admitting he was stalking
ture
@@KinoINFINITYofficial
Casino with the boys, and our lesbian best friend Rylee
*This is Rylee, a straight woman pretending to be gay*
"Rylee, can you see whose Minecraft house is better"
*Rylee is quickly learning how uninteresting boys sleepovers usually are.*
Ha
This is Rylee, a heterosexual woman who pretends to be a lesbian. She has spent weeks crafting this persona, but occasionally, she slips up.
“You can only lose 100% of your money gambling but can gain over 10000%” can’t argue with that logic
Yes I can argue with that logic:
Debt.
@@orangeinkius7257
And the debters
'You lose 100% of your money, but can GAIN 10,000%!' had me dying
Don't worry, when he learns how to use the force, his addiction will finally be profitable!
😁😁😁😁
That's just called robbing the casino at gunpoint.
@@jamesmeow3039ez money
I half expected it to start with "CASINO WITH THE BOYS!!!...
AND OUR GAY BEST FRIEND RYAN!!!"
Ryan was the one spanking himself during the horse derby 😅
You mean our lesbian best friend ?
“Honey we fucked up”💀
Hold On, This Whole Operation Was Your Idea
''What is bro doing ''got me dying 💀💀💀💀💀
“Casino with the boys
And our lesbian best friend Maddy!”
"You're threatening to divorce me, because i have a hobby?"
bros still gaslighting 😭😭🙏🏽
Addicts really are top tier manipulators. 😂
@@Eres_Nyx1154 fr 😭😭
"Gambling is basicly the same thing as investing"
"No it's not :D"
😂
0:02 “and our gay best friend Ryan”
Nah think about it
-100% to 10,000%
That’s a gamble I’m willing to take 🔥
Finite loses
Infinite gains
Magnemite mains
The narrator is just gold😂😂
"I just bought a Roulette ETF for my IRA, and I'll probably buy a Slots ETF because they say diversification increases your portfolio safety. I'm basically like Warren Buffet." - This guy
1. Put a financial term after gambling
2. ???
3. Profit
This is how I survived the crypto crash with my shit 401Koin
@@jamesmeow3039Just invest in opiates.
For yourself that is. There is no economic crisis as long as you have opiates.
99% of gamblers quit before their big win and 99% of the 1% of winners don’t leave after their big win. So they end up losing everything anyways.
you cannot convince me that this isn’t just dhar mann, but better
1000000000......% better
this is low key one of the best skits of all time
Just double your bets until you win, and be sure you have enough money for around 10 consecutive loses 😂
“Casino with the Boys!
And our lesbian best friend Rylee!”
Remember folks it's only an addiction if you lose.
Can't believe this channel finally has 900k subs
NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT??? 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
never stop
NEVER GIVE UP!!!!
Amazing!We need full-length serias on Netflix 😂
We need a "Brutally Honest" episode of this. Victor Blaine vs the gambling addict.
Certified 99% of gamblers quit before their big win
Why does a baby that’s not even old enough to walk have a college fund
“It’s not gambling if you know you’re gonna win” -Allen from the hangover
He’s spittin fax.Let him cook.
Love the Hangover reference in the beginning
The only thing im addicted to is largely animated women, and meth.
Now, that's an addiction a wife can respect.
@@jamesmeow3039meth??
“We” had me dying
"casino with the boys!"
"We're now homeless"
He’s not addicted he’s just locked in
The hang over part is funny
so this is the deborah the narrator has been talking about...
GO BIG OR GOME HOME🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
100% of gamblers quit before winning a trillion dollars. Break the cycle, troopers. Dedication is key, whatever your family says about addiction.
Need the follow up skit now to this epic
Never back down, never give up
Yo I think Nostalgia Is Talking, Oh yeah
THAT INTRO IS A REFERENCE TO HANGOVER LMAO
Fr
superb!
the horse 🤣
Casino with the boys, and our lesbian best friend Maddy!
That ending was great
take it no matter what. thats the motto
She can go to college twice 😂😂
It all started from spinning the box in cod zombies
The way the narrator says " no, it's not ".
You'll never know if you quit now🗣🗣
We gamble our time and money everyday doing things we enjoy
God I have a friend like this, and he isn't even good at gambling nor at the legal age
So what he does is he literally does online gambling games, and ended up losing all his virtual currency in a card game within a few moves😭
Imagine the first part but with "with our lesbian best friend Riley"
This is basically a trailer for Uncut Gems 😅
"No, it's not, and lukes wife agrees with me"
Statistics show that 90% of gamblers quit before hitting big.
Gambling is like someone's pastor. They promise you happiness but end up taking advantage of you
NAHH BRO NAHHHUH
It’s even worse in the UK lol. 😂
To me gambling is just the most stressfully sad "hobby" imaginable
“i DeFiNiTeLy Am NoT AdDiCtEd To GaMbLiNg”
The only gamble I make is hitting a Dragon in D&D and betting it won't immediately kill me
this is literally me (in videogames for now ill do the real thing when im 18)
You know what they say it’s not an addiction if you can quit
I used to be a driver and once a guy told me to take him to a casino 3 hours away and then wait for him for 30 minutes. I just went with it, because I had been planning on emigrating to another country, and didn't want to notice myself ever allowing the chance of any of These People entering into My Thoughts. Anyway, I walked inside and could tell that only a specific type of person goes to casinos. It's similar to jails. When you go to jail, you can tell that there's a reason why these people are locked up in jails, and it also becomes obvious why the jails are built by us (we didn't know that we walked the earth among Those "Creatures" until we saw them in jail), and it also reveals the Path of Mankind through pre-history and history: how we dealt with these people, what we did when we gave birth to them, when they all fled to the New World and turned Desperation into An Era, why Taiwan became so good at lying about not being the capitol of the "Post-USSR Mainland China", etc.
Honestly, the only thing I'd invest in is jails (not even prisons), but I'd need to change some foundational things to be able to do that. In the USA, the prisons are privatized or something, but Definitely not the JAILS.
Casinos have been outlawed many times in history. Who the crap are these people? What do they "mean" for our species? They're so different. I have the patience to find out, but only as a professional, AND WITH BREAKS. That's what it takes to overcome prejudice. And also perhaps a year of having a bumpy relationship with them.
Casino people are really weird. For me, it was on the same Richter Scale reading as when I found out that gay people exist.
Looks like that guy's not going to be allowed into the house
32 was he playing roulette ? Bruh it’s a 50 50 😂
Very fair point but your gonna be seeing the loss
in the intro at the bottom, I have that carpet
Very very, very simple: House Always Wins!
honestly guys, i just realized, wouldn't it be cool if this guy did the thug shake
Thug shaker with the girls, and our gay best friend Ryan
Maybe he’s on to something 🤔
Andy, you need to have characters from different series within your channel to have cross overs. Imagine if the swifty got therapy from dr victor van Blane!
Gambling is the same as investing
always bet on Hakari
no one mentioning the hangover reference at the start
Gotta love the hangover reference
The start 😭😭😭
Can you please explain me start. I don't get it.
Gamblers: Nah I'd win.
we need xqc right now❤❤❤
agc andy makes the best gay sleepover vids
Gay best friend Ryan gambles daily that he won't be visited by Tyrone
😭😭😭 he needs to cut his losses. NBA players are not worth it.
yeah
@@TedsWorld101
he is also trying to developa gag reflex@@jamesmeow3039
sol's rng 🤑🤑
Low-key my dad
0:19 had me dying 💀
Is this Russ from National Lampoon?
I can quit whenever I want but I have a feeling I will win
DId you know 99% of gambelers quit before the big win
Fr me with any Gacha game
Im just confident
No one is “low-key” addicted to gambling. It’s either once every decade, or once every 5 minutes on solitaire.
He should see Dr. Blaine
You have a wife? Why
Hell yea
I don't gamble but investing is a different way of gambling with different terms
It's gambling but more directed and you can somewhat manipulate stuff to win more. I mean the whole games top fiasco was a good indication of market manipulation albeit unintentional. Did get alot of normal people rich tho
Yo, that's me!
HAMBURGER 🍔
That “the hangover” ref in the beginning was clever af
Frr
Stocks are gambling but gambling arent stocks.
😂😂
CMON RICK😊
BRO HAS A WIFE?!?!?!!
SMASH MUSIC