Arth thou holier than Jerma? Editor: Vinnysuperg123 @vinnysuperg123 Originally streamed on April 1st, 2023 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
It’s crazy that he beat the whole game in under 5 hours, with no damage taken, with a controller that had over 60+ buttons on it. What a GOD of a gamer, seriously.
i love when im eating banana cream with my girlfriend and we're THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN!
@@liplaygames5591 Does it actually make you more detectable than any other armor set? I know the Shiekah set makes you quieter because of the Stealth Up effect but I was under the impression everything else made the same amount of noise, even when you're wearing nothing.
10:04 After decades laying in silent wait; with no companions to speak words of comfort, no cool breezes to caress his body, no warm sun to kiss his skin; no food to taste nor water to quench. The Promised Hero overcame the Trial, and so the Sage used the last of his delicate lifeforce to impart the hidden knowledge upon the Promised Hero, to which he had quietly guarded in a lifetime of grave meditation. His oath fulfilled, his body faded and his soul at long last transcending to the blessed ether, he offered his final words to both the Hero... and the world at large: "Bugs Bunny can fuck off." And his words echoed softly in the stillness of the temple, then faded along with his body and spirit.
And then, upon realizing that with his purpose fulfilled it was time to transcend into the ethereal plane, the Sage mutters to himself "What? What's going on...?" as his essence drifted away into the aether.
11:41 there are also 7 Corporal Acts of Mercy, clothe the naked, visit the sick, bury the dead, feed the hungry, sate the thirsty, visit the imprisoned and give shelter to the homeless.
@@poudink5791 Hm, context is everything. I like the in-character recaps Sonic Adventure had. They were pretty short, text-only in SA1, but fully voiced in SA2, and IIRC you could skip them.
Breatj of the Wild feels like the kind of game Jerma will always be 100 yards from the intended path to get to places and fail the first time in everything.
Yup the new jerma PM team used some lean manufacturing techniques and was able to cut lead times in half! Great projections for future revunes in the coming quarter with this new team.
@kooljawss Jerma ($985) stock prices have been going sky-high since new management was hired. CFO SuperDazza has been quoted as saying, "Our competition was beginning to outdo us, but once we installed the meat grinder, productivity soared through the roof!"
4:12 - they do a recap slideshow in Pokemon Red for the gameboy and its a really undervalued featured that was forgotten and I haven't seen in any other game but its super useful and would be great for any game you haven't visited in weeks
4:12 , Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green (the gen 1 remakes on GBA) have a recap when you start them up, every time lol. It would show you the last 4 things you did right before saving...like if you had a battle, went onto a route or entered a building.
that actually seems amazing, whenever i played red/silver as a kid id drop it for maybe 2 weeks and absolutely forget everything i had just done and where i was supposed to be headed 😭
9:46 by my count he started hitting the examine button 4 frames before the end of second. Like the white indicator of having hit the button occurs before it hits 27m:28s by 4 frames
9:16 Watching a recording of yourself and telling yourself to shut up because you're annoying, then doing an impression of yourself, is a whole new level of schizophrenia.
"Local 50 year old man disguised as a Gerudo woman breaks into the womens bathrooms and discovers that Gerudo women don't pee out of their butts." "The Gerudo Guards are questioning him and are now imprisoning him for disturbing the peace, perversion and ejaculating into the sinks." "If the judge proves him guilty, he will be charged with all three of these crimes and will be sentenced to death by being thrown into Death Mountains volcano."
Honestly jerma doesn't even need to play video games anymore I know all of us come for the demented rambling of a man who's mind is long gone, not botw gameplay
jerma be uploading videos at 00:00 eu time. it's perfect since it's a lot more fun having a middle aged man screaming gibberish for 30min when you're tired.
im one of the people who joined, got all my messages filtered, got annoyed and left. i didnt know about the april fools joke until right now. it is honestly pretty funny now that i know
Can't wait for Jerma to struggle with Thunder Blight Ganon. That was my first Blight and as hard as it was, it was also a super fun and engaging fight. Went for it again recently as a new playthrough with DLC before ToTK comes out and had the Master Sword at the time so it was a breeze, did Vah Naboris, then Vah Ruta, then Vah Medoh and finally Vah Rudania. Then after Rudania, I immediately stormed the castle and defeated Ganon.
Yeah the Master Sword kinda makes the Blights a joke. Pretty much any level of game knowledge lets you beat any of the bosses fairly easily, for example I'd always go get the rubber armor set before fighting Thunderblight so he couldn't shock my weapons out of my hands, and flurry rush him on most of his attacks until he died.
@@Nat_the_Chicken I can confirm, even on my recent playthrough where I purposefully nerfed myself (even going so far as to convert all my heart containers into stamina after getting the Master Sword, lol) having the Master Sword and a lv. 3 food attack buff lets you absolutely shred the bosses. Honestly might give Master Mode a go, I tried it and hated the regenerating health but who knows.
@@ExaltedUriel Yeah master mode always seemed a little silly to me, it doesn't really add any content (just Sky Octoroks lol). Seems like it just forces you to sneak around the plateau and be a little more resourceful than you might be otherwise, and then Trial of the Sword becomes way more frustrating, and that's it. The Any% Master Mode speedrun is kinda funny though, they kill the plateau Lynel with a metal boulder for his gear.
4:05 I know this sounds like a psycho streamer bit but Dragon Quest 11 actually does this! And it DOES help when you haven't been playing it in a while
1:46 "don't forget to tweet" Oh shit, youre right, thanks. I didn't? This weed SUCKS. All the DANKEST stoners know BAD WEED makes you forgetful and GOOD WEED makes you SMART! Jerma is a cannabis connoiseur!
My assumption is that they skipped ahead a lot to get new BOTW streams out in time for the release of the sequel next month, which I'd guess will also be given priority to upload here.
what game was it that kept track of what u did recently in a journal when you'd boot up the game????? like fantasy life or something??? it was incredible. im now craving to play a game i dont remember
It’s crazy that he beat the whole game in under 5 hours, with no damage taken, with a controller that had over 60+ buttons on it. What a GOD of a gamer, seriously.
Gamer is a banned word, prepare to be timed out
After which he decided to speedrun life and lived out his whole life in 3 seconds and then crumbled into ash
And while Daruk was in his house too.
I can imagine him looking at the controller like the scene in Airplane!
the controller has an instant win button and it still took him 5 hours
“How is the gamer going too slow? Brain sucks” is my new favorite string of words
Game sux
Sounds like something from the AI Jerma chat
You said every banned word
'how computer hit far but you no'
ngl i thought he said brain sus :(( now im sad
I love how Jerma's idea of April Fools is "you can't insult me today c:"
he did have something else planned(an actual bit) but because he was under the weather he decided not to do it at the last minute
then they found ways to do so anyways
His distraught "NO!" at 23:10 after getting more bananas as treasure is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Laughing my ass off at that right now
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture.
@@TippyHippy fuck you for making me imagine that
@@TippyHippy what if I put you in a sock
The "bugs bunny can fuck off" loop was hilarious, I laughed out loud.
Reminded me of the “clip it quick” bit, I love that bit
The comedic timing on "no one ever talks about the virtues" and then struggling to name them was great. Never change, Jerma.
Losing the shrine challenge by 1 second should be the worst gamer moment of the year
ATTENTION: Room gets comedically sucked into a black hole at 14:53
bro out of context that monologue feels like a fever dream (peak Jerma)
Wow that’s insane
We're supposed to gaslight Jerma, not EACHOTHER, Jorge.
that shaking link making me feel a lil uncertain about my sexuality😜
i love when im eating banana cream with my girlfriend and we're THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN! THIS IS SIN!
He really went through the hardest area after not playing for 3 months
The worst part is he wouldn't unequip the soldiers armor which makes the most noise in the game.
@@liplaygames5591 Does it actually make you more detectable than any other armor set? I know the Shiekah set makes you quieter because of the Stealth Up effect but I was under the impression everything else made the same amount of noise, even when you're wearing nothing.
@@ExaltedUriel i think it does. You can see the noise meter
@@ExaltedUriel Armor and weapons equipped make no difference to your stealth effect unless it has a stealth buff like the Shiekah set.
@@XemnasKH Yeah, that's what I figured.
this is a certified chastity moment
List of anime on Jerma's watchlist
-Better Call Saul
10:04 After decades laying in silent wait; with no companions to speak words of comfort, no cool breezes to caress his body, no warm sun to kiss his skin; no food to taste nor water to quench. The Promised Hero overcame the Trial, and so the Sage used the last of his delicate lifeforce to impart the hidden knowledge upon the Promised Hero, to which he had quietly guarded in a lifetime of grave meditation. His oath fulfilled, his body faded and his soul at long last transcending to the blessed ether, he offered his final words to both the Hero... and the world at large: "Bugs Bunny can fuck off." And his words echoed softly in the stillness of the temple, then faded along with his body and spirit.
sadly you used "the". your message has been deleted and you have been timed out
And then, upon realizing that with his purpose fulfilled it was time to transcend into the ethereal plane, the Sage mutters to himself "What? What's going on...?" as his essence drifted away into the aether.
"Temperence..... temperence doesnt mean like sex or anything, right?"
-Jerma985
Nobody tell him it means no alcohol.
😂😂😂
11:41 there are also 7 Corporal Acts of Mercy, clothe the naked, visit the sick, bury the dead, feed the hungry, sate the thirsty, visit the imprisoned and give shelter to the homeless.
2:36 man several hours into his BOTW playthrough learns about weapon durability
He stopped playing for 2 months
@@DeathnoteBB Why though?
@@chickenplay8208 Jerma
@@OddManeuver jer,,,a
half an year into his playthrough
NO WAY JERMA GETS HIS HORSE KILLED AND LAUGHS
it reminded him of a car crash
20:18 i forgot how much i love the animation of these guys walking toward the bananas 😭
bro watching him spend 10 minutes in real time struggling to do the shrine took a toll on my life
Ikr? It's like you can hear them rusty gears turning in his head ⌛
shouldn’t have bet on him smh
I'll be honest, I've never beaten that shrine legit
being a jerma believer in this stream realising that he beat it in 10:01 was the worst day of my life
it was very funny as a doubter
Being a jerma non believer was tragic this day. I should've bet it all
4:11 Jerma perfectly discribes that one Pokémon feature that revolutionized picking the game back up after a long time that we got robbed of.
What Pokémon games had a function like that?
@@Dash123456789Brawl FireRed and LeafGreen
@@Dash123456789Brawl Fire Red and Leaf Green!
except pokemon did it every single time you opened the game and you couldn't skip it and it was annoying as hell
@@poudink5791 Hm, context is everything.
I like the in-character recaps Sonic Adventure had. They were pretty short, text-only in SA1, but fully voiced in SA2, and IIRC you could skip them.
Jerma getting excited over the idea of temperance being a virtue as if he isn't one of the most impulsive streamers on twitch
I love how he does the game recap bit like every few months
"I know someone's gonna get pissed, but it's a funny day today."
-Jerma985
"The last like 6-12 months we've been watching a lot of media" so much for temperance lmao
Jerma mumbles to himself "it's fine" at the end like he's on the beach holding half of his buddy
40 YEAR OLD MAN BREAKS DOWN OVER A KIDS GAME AND LAUGHS AT A CORPSE OF A HORSE
I cant WAIT for The Legend of Jerma: Tears of the Viewer
Breatj of the Wild feels like the kind of game Jerma will always be 100 yards from the intended path to get to places and fail the first time in everything.
This is the fastest 2ndJerma turnaround I’ve ever seen
The 2ndJerma editors are almost as fast as Cheltie, it's unreal
Yup the new jerma PM team used some lean manufacturing techniques and was able to cut lead times in half! Great projections for future revunes in the coming quarter with this new team.
@kooljawss Jerma ($985) stock prices have been going sky-high since new management was hired. CFO SuperDazza has been quoted as saying, "Our competition was beginning to outdo us, but once we installed the meat grinder, productivity soared through the roof!"
4:12 - they do a recap slideshow in Pokemon Red for the gameboy and its a really undervalued featured that was forgotten and I haven't seen in any other game but its super useful and would be great for any game you haven't visited in weeks
The witches in chat hex Jerma yet again at 28:45.
Words that will echo through the ages:
"To be or not to be, that is the question."
"I have a dream"
"Bugs bunny can fuck off."
4:12 , Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green (the gen 1 remakes on GBA) have a recap when you start them up, every time lol. It would show you the last 4 things you did right before saving...like if you had a battle, went onto a route or entered a building.
I know diamond and Pearl do this as well
that actually seems amazing, whenever i played red/silver as a kid id drop it for maybe 2 weeks and absolutely forget everything i had just done and where i was supposed to be headed 😭
Temperance is not a tarot card i would ever, EVER associate with Jerma
Jermas Tarot card: Doom of the Living Deathbringer and Devout Summoner of the Horror
For me, he's the hanged man. It means to rest within chaos and uncertainty.
Jerma is obviously the FOOL
Yellow temperance fits the sus guy perfectly
Jerma’s never going to go through the steps to revive that horse
Better Call Saul is not a fucking anime
18:00 great sykuno impression
9:46 by my count he started hitting the examine button 4 frames before the end of second. Like the white indicator of having hit the button occurs before it hits 27m:28s by 4 frames
I really didn't need to hear Jerma saying "we don't hear enough about chastity"
he took so long to do the yiga hideout 😭
I can't even blame him, it took me so long to do it my first time
I did it second try because of sheer luck, not even skill. I wish people were watching.
chastity chandler
9:16 Watching a recording of yourself and telling yourself to shut up because you're annoying, then doing an impression of yourself, is a whole new level of schizophrenia.
10:01 should forever be in jerma lore
11:12 to 11:19 most underrated part. bro just robbed a princess and act like it didn't happen. let jerma cook
that fucking intro got me bad LOL
35:42 the music coming in exactly when he turns on face cam is fuckign hilarious
Whenever I watch Jerma play this game i get the insatiable desire to rip my fucking teeth out
So even if you did actually rip all your teeth out, the desire to rip your teeth out still wouldn't be sated?
Yes
@@Nat_the_Chicken Yes
Jerma talking about the 7 Virtues and how's he into Chastity and Humiliation 🥵
it's humiLITY
edit: I was trying to make it sound like I was yelling in a comedic fashion but it just sounds like I don't get the joke, sorry
you realize humility is not humiliation
@@lacrodectus2139 I think they realize it
The horse is just a bit tired, it's fine guys it's just lying down for a nap.
Link dressed as a woman is cool, but for Jerma’s 16 sub special he should dress as a woman and break into Gerudo Town
"Local 50 year old man disguised as a Gerudo woman breaks into the womens bathrooms and discovers that Gerudo women don't pee out of their butts."
"The Gerudo Guards are questioning him and are now imprisoning him for disturbing the peace, perversion and ejaculating into the sinks."
"If the judge proves him guilty, he will be charged with all three of these crimes and will be sentenced to death by being thrown into Death Mountains volcano."
@@VortexKiller2 best video idea
Honestly jerma doesn't even need to play video games anymore I know all of us come for the demented rambling of a man who's mind is long gone, not botw gameplay
jerma be uploading videos at 00:00 eu time. it's perfect since it's a lot more fun having a middle aged man screaming gibberish for 30min when you're tired.
When you have too many hours in binding of isaac
chastity charles
Jerma's favourite part of this game is when the horse dies. That is sick!
OH BROTHER!!!, THIS GUY STINKS!!!
Oh my god a highlight of this ALREADY? I didn't even have time to watch the Cheltie video of this let's go!
those last 3 seconds were all I needed
Jerma had to have been so zonked during this stream. That is the only way I can comprehend how he played so badly.
LICENTIOUS streamer knows only SIN
the most chaste streamer
I loved this stream so much, chat was hilarious too
Weakest and most Soy Master Sword pull in BotW history.
Funny Funyun man breathes the wild weed air
He really never ever took off the metal armor for the entire electricity area.
This guy is such an enigma
Believers were shattered, never to be the same again. Betrayed, destroyed, crushed. We will never forget the SpaceJam incident
Rick and mormon
im one of the people who joined, got all my messages filtered, got annoyed and left. i didnt know about the april fools joke until right now. it is honestly pretty funny now that i know
Damn this was quick
this was utterly mind numbing to witness
jerma probably doesn't think that humans have the ability to be as dumb as his chat, so he see's them as worms... probably.
This guy's a real eefhu&.
jerma is the perfect streamer to listen to while doing stuff :)
PSYCHOPATH STREAMER LAUGHS ABOUT HIS DEAD STALLION COMPANIAN RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM
Can't wait for Jerma to struggle with Thunder Blight Ganon.
That was my first Blight and as hard as it was, it was also a super fun and engaging fight.
Went for it again recently as a new playthrough with DLC before ToTK comes out and had the Master Sword at the time so it was a breeze, did Vah Naboris, then Vah Ruta, then Vah Medoh and finally Vah Rudania.
Then after Rudania, I immediately stormed the castle and defeated Ganon.
Yeah the Master Sword kinda makes the Blights a joke. Pretty much any level of game knowledge lets you beat any of the bosses fairly easily, for example I'd always go get the rubber armor set before fighting Thunderblight so he couldn't shock my weapons out of my hands, and flurry rush him on most of his attacks until he died.
@@Nat_the_Chicken I can confirm, even on my recent playthrough where I purposefully nerfed myself (even going so far as to convert all my heart containers into stamina after getting the Master Sword, lol) having the Master Sword and a lv. 3 food attack buff lets you absolutely shred the bosses. Honestly might give Master Mode a go, I tried it and hated the regenerating health but who knows.
@@ExaltedUriel Yeah master mode always seemed a little silly to me, it doesn't really add any content (just Sky Octoroks lol). Seems like it just forces you to sneak around the plateau and be a little more resourceful than you might be otherwise, and then Trial of the Sword becomes way more frustrating, and that's it. The Any% Master Mode speedrun is kinda funny though, they kill the plateau Lynel with a metal boulder for his gear.
4:05 I know this sounds like a psycho streamer bit but Dragon Quest 11 actually does this! And it DOES help when you haven't been playing it in a while
1:46 "don't forget to tweet" Oh shit, youre right, thanks. I didn't? This weed SUCKS.
All the DANKEST stoners know BAD WEED makes you forgetful and GOOD WEED makes you SMART! Jerma is a cannabis connoiseur!
HE SAID THIS WEED SUCKS HE SMOKES WEED
I laughed my ass off over the computer thing, my first pc build wouldn't turn on, so my course of action was to unplug it and cry
17:32 sunshine of your love
PERFECT TIME FOR JERMA BOTW VIDEO, MOVING HOUSE AND I HAVVE BREAK
wtf how did jerma find a mechanic that i didnt know about ive played this game for like 6 years and he figured out how to throw bananas before me
So has there been an edit of every Jerma stream then now that we’re getting recent streams?
My assumption is that they skipped ahead a lot to get new BOTW streams out in time for the release of the sequel next month, which I'd guess will also be given priority to upload here.
Not even joking, the first gen pokemon games actually did have a litle recap of what you last did when you started the game up
what game was it that kept track of what u did recently in a journal when you'd boot up the game????? like fantasy life or something??? it was incredible. im now craving to play a game i dont remember
dude he finally got the walmart sword!
I was watching this stream at a birthday party
15:50 actually, he did hear a ghost
The "Nothing Funny is gonna happen" is a DSP moment
I know jermas in his sixties but youd think for being a gamer for so many years hed atleast be good at it by now
Rock and mort😮
28:21 he is SEETHING rn
Prebysterian Andy
I was expecting this one to be called Temperance of the Trite/Tactless/Terrible etc.
35:58 his face lmao
jeremiah 9:85
12:14 18th amendment andy
Hell yea new jerbo
wish these were with the chat