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- Protect the hobbit: If your hobbit dies, you lose. This is the hardest thing i've ever done in TABS.
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Ah... memories
AYO BLUBP🤨
BLUMPKIN THE HOBBIT?!?!!?!
huh
Uh right good times
I have a question do two of you make a Ling or what
School:
5 teachers on one team
And the cheapest of each faction
Tribal clubber
Farmer halfling
Medieval bard
Ancient shield bearer
Viking headbutter
Dynasty samurai
Renaissance painter
Pirate flintlock
Spooky skeleton warrior
Secret balloner
Do not do this
1:32
“What’s the difference?”
- Patrick Star
Well that’s fucking messed up, I love it
Yea that’s just as messed up as this channel
That’s why I watch cap!
the fucking what???
13:49
Captainssauce : he,s just sleeping
Bomb thrower : oh ok I’ll wake him up
bruh
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Other bombers: ill try to help too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Bomb cannon people: we will also help
Custom battle
Battle of Endor
Red empire
20 fire archers as stormtroopers
Zues as the palpitine
Night as darth Vader
4 wheel barrels as speeders
2 mammoths as walkers
And healers as meadics
Blue rebles
Han is a fire work archer
A king as Luke
A spear thrower as liea
40 hobbits as ewoks
1 momath as a walker chewie stole
Bull as chewie
5 valciers as flying ewoks thanks if you pick
what about the neon faction?
It's gone
I don't think you're allowed to make his army
“Live, fly, die.”
15 Valkyries
10 firework archers
1 reaper
my life
Captain sauce needs to come back
This was uploaded on the day Pokemon Sword and Shield released, so a ton of knights versus a ton of shields (I think that’s a unit)
You meaning protectors
WHAT do you want to know the feeling better soon as possible for you and your family members can also use it for me please let us know when you're free for me please let me know the first thing about this is that the feeling better now
Squires Vs shieldbearers?
Yeah it’s called the protector and shield bearer. (And a knight is a unit)
@@aponsharminsharminapon4069 what? Ever heard of periods and commas?
13:48
Bomb trower: i think his dead
Another bomb trower: here lets check ''trows a bomb to the VIH''
Me: "Air strike incoming!"
Join the dark side
1 reaper(the leader
2 sword masters (the bodyguards)
2 catapults (your favorite)
12 fire archers
15 skeletons
Love ya Captain sauce keep it up you bring a smile to my day every time I whach you
**Laughs in palpatine voice**
Same
"They're protecting him like the president"
Because he IS the president
Pertzer Buh and the president is about to be impeached
Pertzer Buh Facts
GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!
@@spin1893 Mistow Obama pwease hewp I'm dwoning!
...
Pwease I'll do anything mistow Obama!
... Anything?
Anything for you Obama!
Then *_P E R I S H_*
100 kings
the secret challenge:
just put down one of every secret unit and back them up with a cheerleader
Hold up, so there would be 2 cheerleaders because a cheerleader is a secret unit and you said to back up with a cheerleader.
@@noyou8214 I think they meant to back up each and every unit with a cheerleader tho lol
SOVIET UNION COMMUNIST PROPAGANDIST:LET'S RESTORE no he's just saying that there would be a cheer leader cheering a cheer leader
@@chineselady9488 nani
There will be infinite cheerleaders, cheerleader is a secret unit, one cheerleader for every cheerleader and so one XD
Oh ya until the map is filled with units, you can’t make anymore cheerleaders
"this is the stupidest thing I've done in this game."
He says that so much.
david niedermeyer yea he does
“Which one?”
My army:
Two wobbly horses.
That's it.
That's my army.
You can only pay that exact amount.
You cannot get two wobbly horses.
@the god of cringe Yes
THE SAUCE FAMILY
Kevin: Tree Giant
Emma: Pirate Queen
Apple: Artemis
Tommy: Vlad
Evie: Harvester
Barbie: Reaper
Taco: Snuffy
Get loled
Wat about blumpkin
old schooler
You forgot BBQ sauce
You forgot Farmer Joe
Taco: Minotaur
"We need to be both babysitter and mass murderer"
-CaptainSauce
edit: why are you people liking this comment
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*sToNkS*
What's the difference?
And yes,this is sarcasm.
What’s with all the “…”s?
You know why blumpkin always charges into battle?
He wants to be a hero, to be honored, to be rememebered, and to hopfully not get
Completley wooled .
The Battle Of Geonosis:
Map: Ancient Sandbox
Red: Separatists:
25 Candleheads as the laser-wielding insect things
10 muskets as snipers
1 shogun as Count Dooku
1 pirate queen? as Jango Fett
1 halfling as Boba Fett
3 Mammoths as Beasts
Blue: Republic:
25 samurai as Jedi
1 Musket as Padme
15 Blunderbuss as Clone Troopers
4 Shogun as Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda and Mace Windu
Benjamin Yeo That would be an easy win for the clam jam
This is super hard to read but really easy to place
Royalty:
1 king
1 pirate queen
10 squires
5 knights
And a mammoth with 5 priests (holy snuffy is true royalty)
Na na na 1 Mammoth with 100 PRIESTES ULTRA HOLY SNUFFY
@@Doinkees banana 1000⁰0000000000 presets the holy moly ultra priest soly large extra holy snuffy
@@Ninjahattori15 how about 837463783733838272637837384749392726474973738363737383736883838275272837739028261792836372972628293736820273638735383 priests and 1 Qa Snuffys
Make them fight against 3 catsbols 2 blasts and 2 scarcraws and maybe 22 hackings for the tadt
@@Doinkees how about 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999priests and ZU Snuffys
My army:
Snakes and clams with cheerleaders
How many snakes and clams AND cheerleaders?
HOW MANY
Noah Williams ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
King with all the preists in the universe
@@nekumos2571 yes
Army
The Yeet Squad:
1Boulder Thrower (whatever the name is)
10 Cheerleaders
5 Healers (Priest)
Budget: 3000
the're called *_STONERS_*
Beat em
That's not very fair those units all together are worth a lot more than 3000 heck he can't even afford a da Vinci tank with that they're 4000
The ten army:
10 balloon archers
10 samurai
10 hoplites
10 bomb throwers
10 berserkers
Ryan Foltz That would be an easy win for the clam jam
The Demons Revenge:
1 Grim reaper: Front
15 Skeleton archer: Back line
5 Skeleton warrior: Mid Lane
3 Pumpkin Catapult: Back lane (Behind skeleton archer)
10 Vampires: Front lane (Behind Grim Reaper
4 Snake archer: Left and Right Corner
Cool :D
yum
K
I love how the last samurai stands side by side with blumken
21:00
The hobbit falling off the bridge and drowning in the back made me laugh so hard
Now I’m laughing at it
thx that made my day
THE EXPLOSION:
Map - Any
Units - 4 Bomb Cannons in the back.
10 Bomb on a Stick's in the front.
15 Firework Archers in the middle.
20 Bomb throwers in front of the Firework Archers.
And SCREW IT, a wobbly jouster on each side of the army.
Thats gonna be a massacre.
Lol it's going to destroy Eveythink
OneTooMany That would be an easy win for the clam jam
Thanks for so many likes! It's the most i have ever had. but yeah the clams might destroy the army...
Olympus:
One unit representing each god, I’ll let you decide
Zeus represents what???
Raccon Builders Zeus represents Zeus.
Vietnam:
Red team:
The most expensive units it every faction plus tree giant,samurai giant
Blue team:
The second and third most expensive unit in every faction and ice giant
Artemis really tree giant + samurai giant really reaper de Vinci + ice giant
CS: He’s just sleeping
Bomb Thrower : Are you sure about that?
Beat my other army:
Every secret unit
ok
Impossible
Erica ikr
@@Erica-qr4je nope. Just buy a tooooooon of balista. Or one balista and a bunch of cheerleaders, at the back of the map. Beats just about everything.
Superpowered balista?
THE ATTACK ON TITAN:
10 samurai giants
10 tree giants
10 ice giants
10 yarls
and a holy mammoth
En ling That would be an easy win for the clam jam
“Justice Rains From Above”
12 hirachas and 4 ballista surrounding you.
Hirachas?!
@@LVortex55 I knew I couldn’t spell but how did I mess it up that bad
This was the best thing I’ve ever seen in TABS. I want more Blumpkin! He’s the drunkest, most entertaining hobbit in the Shire. 😂 The parading of his body around just killed me. Lol
I think this would be a good idea for a battle:
One of each of your 10 favorite units vs one of each of your 10 least favorite units.
mammoth, clam, and firework sou D's op together
Mack Lowry yeah and he had the use his least favorites to win
So clam, clam, clam, reaper, reaper, reaper,reaper, clam
Vs every other unit
Darien Zheng That's 4 but ok
Darien Zheng 8 I mean but 4 of each sry
The art class:
In a circle battle my army on the inside
The muse: holy snuffy and Zeus
The muse is surrounded by artist
The teacher: the executioner
Why not have the teacher as the teacher?
7:06 "I though we were doing well"- CaptainSauce (in a very low voice) (by which he means they)
Look at that clubber on the right 12:33 lol HE is moving hips around.. weird
Romeo TRM weird
Oh he is excited to kill kids
I would be too
@@samuraikiller922 I feel like you would be the next anikan skywalker
Battleground:
10 muskets
10 bombthrowers
1painter
Oh and 3 cannons
You should aslo add a few blunderbuss and flintlock
Nvm many just flintlock
Cool
Spoopy:
2 Reapers
4 Sword Casters
25 skeleton archers
25 skeleton warriors
That would be an easy win for the clam jam
I was going to comment a army similar to this
“We’ll get some skeleton archers” proceeds to place skeleton warriors
19:28 At least now you don't need to search for his body.
The " return of the neon faction"
10 Samurai as the projectile shield
5 fencers as the normal Jedi
10 fire archers as the laser pistol dudes
3 musketeer as the sniper
And 2 cannons as laser cannons
Suiced guy could be the guys who carry bombs and slam them down
Tesla would obviously be zeus but only one. He’s too powerful
b b bombs on a stick you mean?
Crazy that they are actually here.
Captain Sauce hope you see this but:
1 of every single unit in the game
You have the same amount of money as the opposing team.
SyrupSnake my strat: a bunch of reapers
You copied my army
Sans Skeleton he could just win with the exact same army
Joey Lee yeah but reapers are almost a guaranteed win
Joey Lee actually or clams
Here's another one.
Defend the father!
Map: Renaissance
10 fencers near the middle and
15 muskets at the very back
1 priest aka the father behind everyone
2 halfberds as the priests guards.
Great idea
Royalty on royalty:
King, 10 squires, 2 priests, 2 knights, 5 archers
Monkey king, 10 samurai, 3 ninjas, 2 monks, 5 firework archers
Maybe you could get the pirate queen in there too
Tall vs small.
See how many halflings it takes to defeat all of the Giants.
It will take one Computer
You need gramer lessons
@@infinitevoices8541 nice joke
that would crash the game he cant do that
The overkill squad: 20-30 cheerleaders
15 clams
15 snake archers
15 scarecrows
And 10 skeleton warriors as bait (all the way in the front these go)
(And the ranged units go in the back)
Mickey Mouse This, This is a sure win because of the clam jams
“ Yeah we can bite some ducks if we want to” - Captainsauce
“Healing heads”
15 priests,
30 headbutters
Jesters VS A ton of skeleton warriors
What happens when there is no nut to kick?
And what about jesters VS halflings?
The nuts are too small and that is child abuse.
he will kick their lap
Lololololol
L
HOLY CRAP 43 LIKES????
"This is the STUPIDEST thing I've ever done in this game!"
Whelp. We know this is gonna be a GOOD episode
Good episode indeed
what he said: i thought he was crushed by a night
reality:concused by a squire
18:24 no, they just made a bad level, any archer or musket or similar range unit would instakill the scarecrows
Battle: Chivalry
Map: Samurai Halloween Map
3 Knights, 10 squires, 4 priests, 8 archers, and 1 king
You must defend the sword caster and you get 1500 gold
May the best commander win.
TempoBeatZ That would be an easy win for the clam jam
@@davevalmonte8956 Stop replying to EVER SUGGESTION with that. You're not funny.
I swear if mine gets picked and he uses clams and wins, I will be FUMIN'
Iron wall:
A row a 10 ice archers
20 shield bearers
20 of the cave man shields
The a row of archers behind that
Sorry that idk all the units name and spelling might be off be sorry
The Cave Man Shields are actually called Protectors believe it or not. Seeing as they're about as a good as a sack of potatoes in a sniper fight let alone protecting anything.
Oof thx
rain of arrows: all units that have arrow with 30 cheerleaders in the back
bullhorn is the strategy that the zulus used to take an empire in south africa
the main force in the middle would fight, and the flanking forces would flank the enemy
then their would be the loins, or the backup in the back
12:06
*” C’mere I ain’t done with ya “*
This is a great comment.
Mini knight: oh _shit_
You are a shit
Hahaha
Wow just wow
Battle: defend the treasure
the vikings and pirates have teamed up to get the treasure
on one ship there will be 1 pirate captain, 1 pirate queen, 3 blunderbuss, 4 cannons, 6 bomb throwers, 8 harpoons, and 14 flint locks. on the other side 1 yarl, 2 valkyries, 6 frost archers, 8 berserkers, 8 viking brawlers, and 12 headbutters.
your army will be the natives that are defending the treasure
If it's to laggy then you could say the vikings are arriving late so then you fight the pirate army first then the vikings or you could say the minute the allies set foot on the island they instantly betrayed each other and then you would end up fighting whoever won
I think it’s spelt ‘Jarl’, but this is a good idea
What about harvester she can take 2 catapult shots to the face and wont die
logan robson wow intricate
nalu kids she is not a viking
Fire Formation: 4Dragons 9musketeers 2skelatal archers and to top it to put out the fire 1 ice gaint
ARMY:
15 Balloon Archers
8 Fencers
3 Ballistas
8 Harpooners (At front)
20 Clubers (At back)
My army
1 holy snuffie
And three reapers guarding him
2 cheered on artemis’ on either side
15 raptors in the front
All lead by the king and pirate queen who are in the middle
Nick Thomas money limit?
holy snuffy is a god
Nick Thomas that will be impossible for captain to beat
To op mate
Tudo that’s easy just go with one mil skeleton archers totally not breaking the money limit
For Honor:
I would recommend putting them in 4 groups on the battlefield(being the in game factions)
Knights:
1 Squire (Warden)
1 Mace Spinner (Conqueror)
1 Jester (Peacekeeper)
1 Halberd (Lawbringer)
1 Shield Bearer (Centurion)
1 Farmer (Gladiator)
1 Knight (Black Prior)
Vikings:
1 Jarl (Raider)
1 Brawler (Warlord)
1 Berserker (Berserker)
1 Valkyrie (Valkyrie)
1 Headbutter (Shaman)
1 King (Highlander)
1 Shouter (Jormungandr)
Samurai:
1 Shogun (Kensei)
1 Samurai (Orochi)
1 Vlad (Shugoki)
1 Sarisa (Nobushi)
1 Ninja (Shinobi)
1 Cheiftain (Aramusha)
1 Executioner (Hitokiri)
Wu Lin:
1 Fencer (Tiandi)
1 Lady Red Jade. (Jiang Jung)
1 Taekwondo (Nuxia)
1 Monkey King (Shaolin)
1 Firework Archer (Zhanhu)
I did my best, I've been thinking about this one for a while, and it took me almost an hour to come up with all the units(and another 15 min. making it better), and not all of them are perfect, however I'd say most of the picks I made were good
You could either have them fight each other, fight them all at once, or(my personal favorite option) fight each faction individually
If you were to fight them I'd say use the equal money spent rules
Hope it gets picked. I tried reposting it on the new video but I strongly doubt it will be noticed, so odds are Cap isn't going to see this, but to be fair I wasn't expecting anyone to notice this much less 115 people, so even if it isn't picked for the next video, I have no regrets, and I'm pretty proud of this
Damn this comment is underrated great work
Wow hope cap sees it great job man
Finally a for honor player!!
Why is Aramusha a hoplite?
Dunno ???
the arrow revenge:
7 of every archer including Huachucas
The gasp when he thought a squire killed blumpkin 😂
Turlte Formation:
a row of 5 hay balers
then behind them 5 hoplites
then behind them 5 snake archers,
then behind them 5 preists (healing the hoplites)
plz like so captin sauce can see
This is actually a pretty good formation. I mean, the hay balers could take an initial volley of arrows, while arrows that come after likely will hit the hoplites shields. The hoplites, healed by the priests, could take on some melee was units, while the snake archers could shoot the enemy teams melee units, and kill them easily.
It doesn’t matter that you asked for likes, because of course you would if you wanted captainsauce to see it.
Turtle hub is your favorite numder 6🙏
@@bigpainful yes
@@bigpainful how the heck did you know?
@@stukature *WITCHCRAFT*
Spooky Scary Tornadoes
Red: 3 mace spinner tornadoes. (Cheerleaders and mace spinner.)
Blue: 30 Skeleton warriors and 10 Skeleton archers.
(I just want to see bones being thrown around in the tornado.)
Hey cap I just want to thank you for making me laugh through the past 4 years since that first surgeon simulator video thanks man - Jimi -Youngstown OH I Was 9!
We have a legend
My name is Jimi I found his channel on when I was about ten
I was 14 when I found this channel
i was 9 as well
*Bull's revenge*
•You must have a minotaur on your side(price is still counted)
•The minotaur must survive at the end of the battle or else I win(you only get 3 tries)
•On my side,put 20 headbutters at the very front of my side of the battlefield,20 brawlers behind the headbutters,1 jarl as the leader,10 ice archers on each side of the jarl and 1 longship at the very back of the battlefield!
Thank you for listening and hope you have a great day!
Battle:
SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE
1 of all of the units in the game vs 1 of all of the units in the game, can be in any position, any strategy, ext
i just wanna see holy snuffy plow through a metric crap ton of skeletons and watch the bones fly...and lag everything to hell XD
Same
Oh my god yesss
Tabs in a nutshell
Much better if you surround a Reaper with them
I call this the sauce sanity killer
1 artimis 1 uleur 5 snake archers in the back and 20 samurai and 2 monks in the front
On the bridge map
Good luck
Beat it the second time
I think this will be a really, really, really good battle : the ice giant,tree giant, samurai Giant,1 raptors and 3 jesters vs whatever you can think of
Just some knights. 25 knights in the back 10 squires in the front and 15 archers on the sides
Waltz of the meatball man: halflings in a giant circle filled in with sheilds from the cave men ages against 20 farmers in a stickman formation.
Thanks for the read.
Runmo isn’t safe
Jumpmo wasn't safe.
Walkmo is safe
The Holy shire:100 half lings, 50 priests and a raven
thanksgiving
3 scythes
12 halflings
6 poision throwers
20 farmers
Gods vs. Warriors. All gods face against the “talented” warriors.
You control the warriors, you have half as much money as the gods
Yes
Battle of Isandlwana
Red (British)
25 muskets (line)
10 fencers (scattered)
3 bomb cannons
pirate captain (as leader)
Zulu
Blue (Zulu)
40 clubbers (scattered)
15 spear throwers (scattered line)
5 pirate flintlocks (captured guns)
2 chieftains (leaders)
10 protectors
Thanks for looking!
i would love to see this battle!
Do the centre circle on the Greece map. You should be surrounded by 6 spearman, 2 painters , 8 flintlocks and have a Hwacha with 2 cheerleaders closer to the edge of the map
This is Sparta! 50 hoplites and leading them, place Zeus. Plus, you can only use 1500 💸
The revolution
15 farmers
10 haflings
4 muskets
16 haybailors
Try this battle: (P.S something awesome happens when you cheerlead Blackbeard)
35 Cheerleaders
1 Blackbeard
vs
whatever you want.
better run
10 firework archers
2 Scarecrows
3 Valkyries
5 Balloon archers
Being Cheered on by 30 cheerleaders
All of this on a roof
And 5 bards on the floor
Snake warriors
30 snake archers 10 clam throwers?
Perspective: right to left
Map: medieval 1 (the one with the natural bridge)
(Small gap between the team line and the front lines): 2 rows of 10 shield bearers (in each row) a row of 10 spears behind them and a row of 10 halberds too
(The middle lines): 2 rows of 5 Archers
(Back lines): 2 rectangular formation of 6 Hoplites each (one on the left and on the right
?
@@Some_Kid11 ?
Wee the positions and certain map with formations is a bit much
👌
Kodi That’s the kind of battles I’m most interested in and sadly not many CZcamsrs play those kinds of battles.
Try to beat this:
One hobit.
*holy* *crap* ! *calm* *tf* *down*
This is too much I’ll crash the game
HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO BEAT THAT!?!
That's impossible to beat, he can't do it
Blumpkins revenge!
30 cheerleaders, 1 hwacha. use whatever you want, but the only shielded unit you can use is the protector from the primal faction. must keep price below or equal to the opposing army's cost.
The perfect plan
100 hobbits
10 preists
1summoner
Its raining arrows: every archer unit
Bro if he does that his pc is gonna explode
@Red Void09 there is a Max to how much a unit can be cheered.
The battle of Bangrachan
Red : The Burmese army
50 Squires as foot soldiers
30 Archers as... archers
5 Cannons
1 Mammoth as a war elephant
1 King
2 Knights
3 Healers
Blue : The Thai Bangrachan village
40 Farmers
10 Harvesters
2 Cannons
10 Squires
3 Wheelbarrows
15 Archers
30 Hobbits
10 Healers
Feel free to adjust the formations.
This was a famous battle in Thailand where a small village called Bangrachan must protect it's capital, Ayutthaya from the massive Burmese army. The village managed to beat them seven times in a row before completely losing the eighth time.
Justice rains from above!!!
4 Berserkers
6 Valkyries.
an Huaraches.
1000 hobbits vs 1 reaper
The reaper is surrounded by them on the edge of a cliff
Play chess pls
King:King
Queen:pirate Queen
Bichup: healer
Knight: Knight on horse
Tower thing in chess: shield barer
Pawn: hobbit
the tower is a rook
also its spelled bishop
this is a great idea though
the hunters
1 monky king 10 fire work archer 2 connons
It's called a rook
He did it already
Spencer Ingram
The tower thing is a rook
Difficult level: *exists
Clam Jam: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
Beautiful
Amazing
All shooters(arrows,gun,lightning ect.)vs all melee(Non ranged) you can choose whether or not you add special units
"Satan's Hell"
2 Reaper
10 Painters
10 Cactus
30 Hobbits
1 Mammoth
3 ice giants
2: Dead Eyes
My army: KA BOOM BOOM
30 bomb cannons
2 pirate queens
40 bombs on sticks
20 bomb throwers
The Holy bumpkin: 20 priests and one Halfling
Lounge Kat the holy hand grenade
Priest and bomb thrower, and maybe cheerleaders
Kingdom of the wobbly horse: 1 king, 20 wobbly horses, 5 priests, and 20 squires.
The Halflings are the most underrated unit in Tabs.
But they still beat Captain Sauce every time.